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-"A" mark.
-"B" mark.
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What's a hair day?
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There are so many different
types of hair days.
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I feel like when Black women
think of hair day,
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they think of wash day,
they think of sore arms.
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Detangling to conditioning
to hot oil treatments.
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When I was a kid, that meant,
like, leaning over a sink
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and my mom --
like, at awkward angles,
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and my mom putting my head
in the sink
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and running water
and shampooing my hair.
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What comes to mind for me
are the Saturdays,
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every other Saturday,
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when my mom would take my sister
and I to the hairdresser.
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[ Sighs ] Nope.
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Rainbow:
We're gonna be late!
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Diane,
what are you doing?
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Oh, my God.
Are you doing this again?
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You don't need
a perfect ponytail.
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Yaya is gonna be doing your hair
in an hour.
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Says the woman who Swiffers
before the housekeeper comes.
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That's 'cause I don't want her
to think we're gross.
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Okay, let's go.
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Get a hat.
Get a scarf.
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We got an appointment!
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[ Sighs ]
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Are you really gonna try to
cover Black hair in 22 minutes?
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-Yeah.
-Good luck.
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♪♪
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Diane, why are you
dragging your feet?
[ Sighs ]
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You love the salon.
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We love the salon.
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The salon is our thing.
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I thought me stealing
your makeup was our thing.
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Okay,
that's new information.
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But we also
have the salon.
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[ Sighs ] Mom, I don't like
having my hair done,
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I like my hair did.
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I would say 10 to 11 hours
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to get my hair braided
in this style.
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You literally will go home
probably from a headache
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because your braids
are too tight.
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We would go,
and there was hair burning
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all through that hair salon.
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But you know that they say
beauty sees no pain.
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Well, then, why don't you just
look at this as an opportunity
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to spend some quality time
with your mom?
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Yes. Quality time with Mom
changes everything.
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You know, sometimes I just
take out your old barrettes,
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and I look at them.
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When I was younger,
my mom used to always love
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putting my hair in
two-strand twists
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with little bobbles at the end.
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Usually, it was a center part
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with two pigtails
and barrettes on the end.
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Most of the time,
it was two ponytails
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that would end up like this.
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She'd put it together on my hair
and then put me under the dryer
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and took it out and started with
the little natural comb,
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and we had naturals together.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Don't scratch.
Oh.
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You got a relaxer coming.
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Unless you want that head
to be on fire,
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you better just pat.
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You know when you guys
tell me not to scratch,
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it itches more.
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[ Sighs ]
This is torture.
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Torture?
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Oh, sweetie, your generation
got it easy
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with your latex gloves
and your Vaseline.
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In my day, they'd hold you
by the ankle,
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dip in you in lye
like a candy apple.
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That is absolutely
not true, Ruby.
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You weren't there.
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Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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Are you guys coming back from
an ugly T-shirt contest?
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Huh? You know every
time I bring out
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the 1995 Johnson Family Reunion
T-shirt,
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I'm about to barbecue.
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I've thrown that shirt away
like four times, Dre.
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I know.
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I've dug it out
four times, Bow.
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Respect the uniform,
okay?
Okay.
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I'm about to teach my son
how to barbecue.
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Mm-hmm.
We're gonna cook a butt.
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Yeah, we're gonna put our foot
in that butt.
Mm-hmm.
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Technically, son,
it's a shoulder,
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but I love
your enthusiasm.
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I love you, baby,
but it's been a minute
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since you've been
on that smoker.
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[ Chuckles ]
What you gonna do next,
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break out the Bowflex?
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[ Chuckles ]
Remember that?
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It's an entire home gym,
Mama.
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-Yeah, well...
-No regrets!
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♪ I do my hair toss,
check my nails ♪
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♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪
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♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
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♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪
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♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪
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♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
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♪ Whoo, child,
tired of the foolish ♪
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♪ Go on, dust your shoulders
off, keep it movin' ♪
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Oh, hey.
-Hey.
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-How are ya?
-Hey.
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Hi, Diane. Hi, Bow.
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-Hey.
-Hi, Bow. Hi, Diane.
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Um, y'all are early.
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Oh, no, we're actually
35 minutes late, Yaya.
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So sorry.
[ Chuckles ]
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Like I said, y'all are early.
So, um, have a seat.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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The stories in the salon,
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definitely, it's like
a family environment.
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Everyone's talking about
their man and their problems,
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and it's just funny.
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Somebody always comes in,
selling, like, fake Prada.
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They asked me
so many different things
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that made me feel like
they were just family.
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Our mothers would
get their hair done also.
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So it was always,
like, a fun day.
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To be able to share things
and laugh about things,
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and your hairdresser
is your shrink.
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♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
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♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
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I knew we could've stopped
for a latte.
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♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
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Here we go, son.
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Jack,
meet Proud Mary.
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Uh, hold up.
I thought this was garbage.
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Does this look
like garbage to you?
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I feel like I just
answered that question.
[ Door opens ]
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Oh, wow.
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Proud Mary
is looking real crusty.
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You sure we don't need
a tetanus shot
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before we eat
off this thing?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Why don't you save yourself
the trouble
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and get
an electric smoker?
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An electric what?
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What are you gonna do,
vape some ribs?
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I'm teaching Jack
to be a Pitmaster,
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and a Pitmaster's job
is to tend to the fire,
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for without fire,
there is no smoke,
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and if there is no smoke,
there is no barbecue.
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Anybody can season meat
and put it in an Easy-Bake Oven.
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Look, Dad, you know I respect
your outdated beliefs.
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Mm.
I don't even say anything
when you call meetings powwows.
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Mm.
But electric smokers?
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They're the future
of barbecue.
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You know what?
I'll show you.
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Let's have a good old-fashioned
cook off.
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Fine.
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Loser puts his hand
on a hot grill.
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I was thinking
more like a trophy
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with, like,
a little pig on it.
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Bet.
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Okay, ladies [Chuckles]
remind me what you're getting.
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I'm getting the usual
with a little bam on it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, I-I want the braids with,
like, the jewelry in it.
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And --
And Diane is gonna get --
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Oh, Mom, got this.
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Oh, okay.
Same old, same old.
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Just getting my relaxer
touched up.
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What a relaxer is -- it is
a creamy chemical substance
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which takes kinky, curly hair,
and straightens it.
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I got my first relaxer
when I was 7.
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I begged, begged
for straight hair.
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Getting a relaxer
can be very painful.
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And you'd sit there while it
burned in little, bitty parts,
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and then she'd say, "Hold on.
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Ba-- Just -- J-J--
Don't be tender-headed."
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Oh, Diane, I'm gonna
make you look great.
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Okay, boo?
[ Chuckles ]
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Okay, so,
are we up soon?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're next.
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Oh, good.
Okay.
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Um, let me just rinse out Carol
and put her under the dryer
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and then I need to dust up Lisa
a little bit,
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and then I need to get Carol
from under the dryer,
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and then I got to have
a three-piece.
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You know what I'm saying.
[ Chuckles ]
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And then after that,
y'all next.
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Tha-- Thanks, Yaya.
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See? We are next.
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♪ Welcome to the spot light ♪
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♪ The spot light ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm high light
tonight ♪
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[ Laughter,
indistinct conversations ]
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Diane?
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Yaya's finally
ready for you.
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Boy, you were really
knocked out there.
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[ Sighs ] Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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Ms. Yaya.
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Hmm?
It's kind of tingling.
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[ Chuckles ]
You are so tender-headed.
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Okay, it smells like
something's burning.
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I think
my hair's on fire.
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You are crazy,
Diane.
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[ Diane screams ]
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There's still hair.
I still have hair.
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Relaxer: Not if I have anything
to do with it.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Gasps ]
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What's wrong?
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I'm never putting that stuff
in my hair again.
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I am done
with relaxers.
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Okay.
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Are you having
a hair freakout?
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Here we go again.
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Y'all ladies
really need to start
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having your hair epiphanies
at home.
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I just can't do it.
Okay.
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I-I had this dream, right?
Mm-hmm.
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And my hair was on fire
and it was falling out,
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and the relaxer was
trying to kill me.
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What?
I think
the dream was a sign
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that I need to
move beyond relaxers.
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Yeah.
That sounds fine.
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Sounds like you're ready for
some sort of big change.
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Maybe we should go home,
have a conversation about it.
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We can pull out
some hair magazines,
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Google some stuff,
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maybe make
a Pinterest board,
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get your sister
on the phone, ta--
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Or we can just consult with
the professionals here.
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Yeah,
we could do that.
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We could definitely have that
very intimate conversation
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with a whole bunch of people
who did not give birth to you.
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Alright, Diane.
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What are you thinking?
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Okay, well,
just spit-balling here.
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A press and curl.
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Okay.
I can have the same look,
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and my routine is
relatively unchanged.
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But you know
what that means, right?
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Ugh.
Yeah.
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Right.
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Diane: It's Diane Johnson's
Celebrity Hot Tub Party!
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And now, here is the one
and only Diane Johnson!
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Grunts ] Ta!
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One, two, three, four!
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Hey!
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♪ Hot tub, gonna make me sweat ♪
252
00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:24,120
♪ I say, hot tub ♪
253
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,880
Whoo!
254
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,580
♪ Rub-a-dub in the,
in the hot tub ♪
255
00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:31,620
Can I ask
y'all something?
256
00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,670
Together: Yeah!
257
00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,880
Can I get in
the hot tub?
No!
258
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,920
Can I get in
the sauna?
No!
259
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,250
Can I go swimming?
260
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,830
Try a swim cap.
261
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,380
Well, well, well.
262
00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:44,000
[ Feedback ]
263
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,500
Well, alright, sounds like
you are ready for something new.
264
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,880
A new choice.
265
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,920
What about --
266
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,380
You want to go
natural?
267
00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:55,920
In thinking about
my own hair journey,
268
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,880
it's been
such a long process.
269
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,250
It started --
Well, the year was 1985.
270
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,250
You know Yaya has
other clients, right?
271
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,710
Yes, I was --
Oh, finally.
Somebody had to say it.
272
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:07,330
[ Chuckling ] Okay.
Okay.
273
00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:10,000
Um, just give me
the real here, alright?
274
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,380
Um, if I decided
to go natural...
275
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:15,170
Mm-hmm.
...how would this go?
276
00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:17,710
Well, you would start
with the big chop.
277
00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,670
The big chop?
278
00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:20,920
Oh, did somebody say
"the big chop"?
279
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,040
Oh, my chair is open.
280
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,170
I can get you natural
in less than 10 minutes.
281
00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,670
What is she talking about?
282
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:28,120
Basically,
the big chop means
283
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,380
that we cut off
all the relaxed hair,
284
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:34,960
and what's left is a really cute
short haircut.
285
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,830
It's the only way to go.
[ Clippers buzzing ]
286
00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:38,250
I have to shave my head
right now?
287
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,040
No, Diane, you do not have to
shave your head right now.
288
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,710
You can transition
at your own pace.
289
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,710
You can
let your hair grow out,
290
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,380
and then,
when you are ready,
291
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,460
then we can cut off
the relaxed ends.
292
00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:51,040
Yeah,
but don't wait too long.
293
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,080
Right, Angie?
294
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,500
I just want to grow it out
a little bit more.
295
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,790
[ Chuckling ]
Okay, girl.
296
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,710
Oh, you see that, son?
297
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:04,290
The low flame
is doing its job.
298
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,040
Ah, fantastic, Dad.
299
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,250
W-With all the smoke,
300
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,960
I haven't been able to see
for two hours.
301
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,290
[ Chuckles ]
Dre, when you asked me
302
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,670
to come over here
for barbecue,
303
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,960
I thought it was to eat
barbecue, not watch barbecue.
304
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,500
This is better.
305
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,670
I don't know why
you guys are stressing.
306
00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,880
This is
super easy for me.
307
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,040
Now,
tell me how this works.
308
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,080
If you don't have to
nurture a smoker all day,
309
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,790
how else do you get that
delicious, smoky smell
310
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,750
that seeps so deeply
into your pores
311
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,960
that carcinogens show up
in your blood work?
312
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,210
You don't.
313
00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,210
Yeah.
314
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,460
Well,
that's not real barbecue.
315
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:38,170
Okay, fine.
316
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,120
Jack, you stay here with
these elderly gentlemen
317
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,710
and discuss how things
have always been done.
318
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:43,960
Me? I'm gonna go
run an errand
319
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,620
at, uh, I don't know,
Dave & Buster's.
320
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,580
Ah, uh, funny.
321
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,920
Well, I also have an errand
to run at Dave & Buster's.
322
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,380
You got this,
right, Dad?
323
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,880
Really, Jack?
324
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,120
We're trying to pass down
Black culinary tradition,
325
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,210
and you want to dip out on it
to go whack-a-mole?
326
00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,830
Uh, yes?
327
00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:03,080
Uh, no.
You're grounded.
328
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,210
And your punishment is
to sit here and watch smoke,
329
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:08,710
just like all the other great
Black men before you.
330
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,500
Trust me, son.
331
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,000
One day,
you'll thank me.
332
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,750
Well, gentlemen,
I'm off.
333
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,460
Enjoy your prison
of tradition.
334
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:23,120
♪♪
335
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,580
Ah, silent resentment
between father and son.
336
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,710
Now we're barbecuing.
337
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,170
So, what do you think?
338
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,210
Let's talk more options.
339
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,420
I've got braids.
340
00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:40,120
Dookie braids.
"Poetic Justice" braids.
341
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,500
And I have three different --
342
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,500
no, I have four different colors
in my braids.
343
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:49,380
Woman: Twist outs, braid outs,
bantu knots, kinky twists.
344
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,670
I love my hair. It's versatile.
I can do what I want.
345
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,540
If I want it straight,
I can do that. I can do this.
346
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,120
Updos, down 'dos,
ponytails, pigtails.
347
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,170
So, what do you think,
348
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,040
now that you've heard
all the options?
349
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,670
Incorrect.
350
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:05,830
There's one more option
you haven't talked about.
351
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,290
[ Gasps ] Oh.
352
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:10,460
You know, people ask me
353
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,960
how I keep looking so fresh,
so young, so hip.
354
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,960
And I usually say
to those people,
355
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,710
"Mind your own damn business."
[ Chuckles ]
356
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:25,380
But today, I'm happy to
let you in on the secret.
357
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:29,380
Welcome to my wigs.
358
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,040
This is LaTavia.
359
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,920
She's a workhorse.
[ Chuckles ]
360
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:39,580
Perfect for a cup of coffee
or a trip to The Grove.
361
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:43,710
Danita, my getaway wig.
362
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:47,250
Oh, she holds on tight.
[ Chuckles ]
363
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,040
Kelly.
364
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,000
Now, I don't wear her often,
but when I do,
365
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,420
it's typically to court
366
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,330
or a White person's funeral.
367
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:03,540
And I call this one Stella
[Chuckles]
368
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:08,750
'cause she helped me get
my groove all the way back.
369
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,920
[ Growls ]
370
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,960
My daughter does not need
a getaway wig.
371
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,380
Well, what else is the girl
gonna do, Rainbow?
372
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,210
Definitely not wear a wig,
Grandma.
373
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,960
Exactly. Put the girl in braids,
and call it a day.
374
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,920
Yeah,
that's a good idea.
375
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,290
And when she's grown
her hair out,
376
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,380
I can hook her up
with some locs.
377
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,920
How's that sound, Diane?
378
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,290
Oh, well...
You all need to
stop treating this
379
00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:29,880
like an opportunity
to poach my client.
380
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,040
Diane needs to
make her own decision.
381
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,960
That's right.
Let the girl decide.
382
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,080
And if she decides
to chop it all off
383
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,580
and she ends up liking
the way it looks, then she --
384
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:39,460
I will cut you, RochZe.
Come at me.
385
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,750
Okay, everybody,
back off.
386
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,670
Diane,
this is your decision.
387
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,250
You don't have to listen
to any of these people.
388
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,250
It's up to you.
What do you want to do?
389
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,000
[ Exhales sharply ]
390
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,540
♪♪
391
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,830
[ Sighs ]
392
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,120
Forget it.
It's too much.
393
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,170
I'm just gonna
keep it the same.
394
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,420
Give me the touch-up.
395
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,540
[ Sighs ]
396
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,540
Alright,
it's just me and you.
397
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,380
What's really going on?
398
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:12,040
I didn't know this decision
was gonna be so hard.
399
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,790
Now I just want to go back
to what I know.
400
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,290
Well, okay,
401
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,750
if you want to go back to
relaxing your hair,
402
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,080
that's fine,
I'll support you,
403
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,540
but is that really
how you feel?
404
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,500
I feel like I'm gonna
make the wrong choice.
405
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,710
Oh.
406
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,120
There is no such thing
as a wrong choice.
407
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,920
And despite
what the world tells us,
408
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,670
all Black hair
is beautiful.
409
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:34,210
Truly.
410
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,330
Let me show you.
411
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,250
[ Big band music plays ]
412
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,500
♪♪
413
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,460
There's so many styles
to choose from.
414
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:53,080
♪ Doesn't matter if your hair
is short or long ♪
415
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,830
♪ Deep conditionin'
will keep it strong ♪
416
00:15:57,830 --> 00:16:00,540
♪ Dye it blonde
or wear it down ♪
417
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,790
♪ Do what you wanna ♪
418
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,710
♪ You'll still be
melanin brown ♪
419
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:05,790
♪ Don't matter,
you're still a Sistah ♪
420
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,170
♪ With a beautiful crown ♪
421
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:11,420
♪ Doesn't really matter how you
wear your hair, little sister ♪
422
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,750
♪ Just remember to take care
of it, my sister ♪
423
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,250
♪ Wear a silk bonnet
and 'greaze it at night ♪
424
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,330
♪ And don't let um
pull your edges too tight ♪
425
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,460
Listen to me, honey.
I know what I'm talking about.
426
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,460
That's right.
Fabulous.
427
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,500
Yeah.
428
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,620
Gorgeous.
429
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,040
Go ahead, girl.
430
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,670
Fresh.
431
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:32,040
Sexy.
Mm-mm-mm.
432
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,380
Fine.
433
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,620
Regal.
434
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,420
Regal.
435
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,500
Bad to the bone.
436
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,750
♪ Hair or not ♪
437
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,790
♪ If it's kinky, curly,
or cropped ♪
438
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,000
♪ Box braids,
Senegalese twist ♪
439
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,420
♪ Straight weaves
down to my wrists ♪
440
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:55,080
♪ Doesn't matter if your hair
is short or long ♪
441
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,040
♪ Deep conditioning
will keep it strong ♪
442
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,210
That's right, girl.
443
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,710
♪ Dye it blonde
or braid it down ♪
444
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,750
♪ Do what you wanna ♪
445
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,420
♪ You'll still be
melanin brown ♪
446
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,790
♪ No matter,
you're still a Sistah ♪
447
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,000
♪ Melanin brown ♪
448
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,540
♪ No matter,
you're still a Sistah ♪
449
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,750
♪ Melanin brown ♪
450
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,620
♪ No matter,
you're still a Sistah ♪
451
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,500
♪ With a beautiful crown ♪
452
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:19,580
♪ Buy Black ♪
453
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,420
You know we really should
be doing that.
454
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,790
Wow.
455
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,000
[ Indistinct conversations ]
456
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
[ Chuckles ]
457
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,710
So, there's no
wrong choice.
458
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,460
Trust your instincts,
and you've got this.
459
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,330
So, do you know
what you want?
460
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,250
♪♪
461
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,460
Alright, let's get to
462
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,580
the actual reason
we're here --
463
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,250
the taste test.
464
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,580
Oh, thank God.
465
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,620
Yes,
let's get to this meat.
Mm.
466
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,880
Start with the one
on the left.
467
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,290
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
468
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,500
Mmm. It's nice.
Mm-hmm.
469
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,000
Tender.
Mm-hmm.
470
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,540
I like how I can tell
that this is pork.
471
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,500
Okay, the next one.
472
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,000
Alright.
Oh.
473
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,000
Mmm.
Mmm.
474
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,080
This one has
a little kick to it.
475
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,330
Mm-hmm.
476
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,620
I like how I can also
taste that this is pork.
477
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,880
Mm.
Oh, wait a minute.
478
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,750
Is that salt?
Ooh, la, la.
479
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,830
So?
480
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,210
Mm.
481
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,120
Mm.
482
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,830
Uh, I don't know.
483
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,040
It's kind of
a tie for me.
484
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,000
A tie?
485
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,290
No.
486
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,250
You have to choose one,
alright?
487
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,460
Which one tastes like
it had the most love in it?
488
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,580
Um, the first one?
489
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,710
Yes, I would also have to
give it to number one.
490
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,040
Boom! You just got beat
by a lightbulb, old man.
491
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,330
Charlie,
you know barbecue.
492
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,170
How could you
do me like that?
493
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,500
Your son has made beautiful
barbecue with his magic box.
494
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,500
Try it, Dre.
495
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,250
Okay. It's good.
496
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,000
Good as...?
497
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,880
Fine.
498
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,420
It's good as hell.
499
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,420
Congratulations,
Junior.
500
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,380
I'm gonna go put Proud Mary down
'cause I'm done with barbecue.
501
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,420
But, Dad, isn't this just like
the story that you told me,
502
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,880
the one where you challenged
that one guy
503
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,290
to a dance battle
at Freaknik?
504
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,580
Yes, son, it is.
505
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,040
And he handed me
my ass.
506
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,330
But I can't be mad,
though.
507
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,920
I should've never
challenged a dude
508
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,710
who brought a whistle
to a dance-off.
509
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:21,290
Didn't you say what happens at
Freaknik stays at Freaknik?
510
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,710
How did you get these stories
out of him?
511
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,250
I guess when
you're going on hour six
512
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,120
of watching a fire
slowly burn,
513
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,670
the stories just
kind of spill out.
514
00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:30,420
But I'm sure you had fun
playing Skee-Ball.
515
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,790
Oh, my God.
516
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:35,170
So, I'll do twist outs...
Okay.
517
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,000
...then maybe braids
for a little bit.
518
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,790
Then I'll just cut my
relaxed hair when I'm ready.
519
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,380
Alright,
that sounds like a plan.
520
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,040
Yeah.
Can I tell you something?
521
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,960
You look amazing,
and I'm so proud of you.
522
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,170
Thank you.
523
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,170
Can I give you a hug?
Yeah.
524
00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,580
Alright.
525
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,830
Oh, I love you, sweetie.
526
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,420
I love you, too.
Ah.
527
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,880
Oh, and, Mom?
528
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,290
Yes.
529
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,000
You were right.
Huh?
530
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,040
I do like
getting my hair done.
531
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,330
Oh.
532
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,670
Wow, Diane.
Look at you.
533
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,000
You got new shoes.
534
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,290
Don't think I wouldn't notice.
[ Chuckles ]
535
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,380
Thanks.
536
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,330
After all of that?
537
00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,620
I know.
538
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,330
They have no idea
what we go through.
539
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,460
♪♪
540
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,250
I love the way I look.
541
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,420
And I think this is gonna be
a cool phase
542
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:21,420
of my lifetime hair journey.
543
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,000
Wait, question for y'all.
544
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,920
Did everyone
see the salon transform
545
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,420
during that musical number,
546
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,670
or was I high on salon fumes?
547
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,540
Mmm.
548
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,540
Dad, honestly,
it was razor-thin.
549
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,170
Your barbecue is so good.
550
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,000
The secret is the sauce,
son.
551
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,420
Mr. Fatts BBQ.
552
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,920
Never trust a sauce
that doesn't
553
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,420
have a Black man's face
on the label.
554
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,040
Oh, Dad.
555
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,880
I think that's just
one of those companies
556
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,170
that slaps a random Black person
on the label
557
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,460
to seem "authentic."
558
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,290
What? No, boy.
559
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,710
Me and Mr. Fatts have been
rocking for years now.
560
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,290
Hell,
I've known Mr. Fatts
561
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,040
longer than I've known
your mama.
562
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,460
Yeah,
I just looked it up,
563
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,540
and this is the owner
of Mr. Fatts.
564
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,040
That's
Mr. Jeremiah Fatts?
565
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,540
That's a white man laying on
a hammock with his shoes off,
566
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,080
wearing Tommy Bahama.
567
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,580
Yep.
568
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,040
Looks like you've fallen for
the Blackface of barbecue.
569
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,710
I've been bamboozled!
570
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,040
[ Bottle shatters ]
571
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,580
[ Plate clatters ]
572
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,250
[ Thud ]
573
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,080
♪♪
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