Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:04,085
ANNOUNCER:
Last week on Cheers:
2
00:00:13,162 --> 00:00:15,196
Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry.
3
00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:16,797
I must have fallen asleep.
4
00:00:16,798 --> 00:00:17,898
What time is it?
5
00:00:17,899 --> 00:00:19,167
Well, it's pretty late.
6
00:00:19,235 --> 00:00:21,336
Uh, I guess I...
I'll go downstairs
7
00:00:21,403 --> 00:00:23,571
and, uh, sleep on the couch.
8
00:00:23,639 --> 00:00:25,106
Maybe I should just go.
9
00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:27,475
No, no, you don't
have to go home.
10
00:00:27,543 --> 00:00:30,245
You don't have to
sleep on the couch.
11
00:00:32,848 --> 00:00:34,715
Just a second.
12
00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:42,807
(door opening and closing)
13
00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,676
Frasier, what was that?
14
00:00:44,743 --> 00:00:46,611
What was what?
15
00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,580
I thought I heard a door slam.
16
00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,648
You don't think those
guys are back, do you?
17
00:00:50,649 --> 00:00:52,750
No. No, impossible.
I locked and dead-bolted it.
18
00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:55,387
They'd need a key to get in.
19
00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,739
Now, where were we?
20
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,929
Let's make this a night
we'll never forget.
21
00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:16,907
Frasier.
22
00:01:16,975 --> 00:01:19,160
Lilith?
23
00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:23,998
Rebecca?!
24
00:01:27,102 --> 00:01:30,839
Am I the only one
who feels awkward here?
25
00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,906
Where is Frederick?
26
00:01:31,907 --> 00:01:33,375
I didn't see him in his room.
27
00:01:33,442 --> 00:01:35,309
He's with your mother.
28
00:01:35,378 --> 00:01:38,688
Fine. Then I'll just go and let you
do whatever it was you were doing.
29
00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,149
Lilith!
30
00:01:44,487 --> 00:01:45,620
Lilith!
31
00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,859
It was nice to see
you again, Lilith.
32
00:01:54,162 --> 00:01:55,947
(theme song begins)
33
00:01:57,749 --> 00:02:00,001
♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
34
00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:03,404
♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
35
00:02:05,575 --> 00:02:10,011
♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
36
00:02:10,013 --> 00:02:12,280
♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
37
00:02:12,347 --> 00:02:14,849
♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
38
00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:19,020
♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
39
00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:42,193
All right, exactly how
long has this been going on?!
40
00:02:42,261 --> 00:02:43,995
Lilith?
41
00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,447
What's the matter, Sam?
42
00:02:45,514 --> 00:02:47,248
You look like you've
seen a ghost.
43
00:02:47,316 --> 00:02:49,800
Oh, I'm sorry.
You did.
44
00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:55,206
Lilith, I-I-I thought
you were in that, uh...
45
00:02:55,274 --> 00:02:56,574
I've left the Eco-pod.
46
00:02:56,642 --> 00:02:59,277
For a job at a gas station?
47
00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:02,647
Look... everybody,
Lilith!
48
00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:04,048
Well, my goodness...
49
00:03:04,116 --> 00:03:06,984
uh, the-the, you know,
the time in the pod thing
50
00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,886
has really done you
a world of...
51
00:03:08,954 --> 00:03:10,221
You look so...
52
00:03:10,289 --> 00:03:13,407
Your skin is, uh...
53
00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:16,261
Hey, Lilith's back, huh?
54
00:03:17,663 --> 00:03:19,130
Sam, please!
55
00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,932
Tell me what's been going on!
56
00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,133
How long has Frasier
57
00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,768
been sleeping with Rebecca?
58
00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:26,054
Beg your pardon?
59
00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:30,391
Did he at least have the courtesy
to wait until I was in the ground?
60
00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,130
Lil... Lil...
61
00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:38,499
Frasier's not sleeping
with Rebecca!
62
00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,635
Oh, well, perhaps you
should tell them that.
63
00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:42,870
I just saw them in
my bed together.
64
00:03:42,871 --> 00:03:44,555
Rebecca and Frasier-
you're kidding me.
65
00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:46,186
How long has this
been going on?
66
00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,792
I'm asking you!
67
00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:53,280
I can't believe...
68
00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:55,717
We... we were just over there!
69
00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:58,452
We, we were watching
Three Stooges tapes with him.
70
00:03:58,453 --> 00:04:00,121
NORM:
Well, maybe she was upstairs
71
00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:02,023
the whole time and
we didn't know about it.
72
00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,191
Well, yeah, after we left,
73
00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:05,193
maybe he just toddled on
upstairs
74
00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:07,131
and gave her the old
nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
75
00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,214
Rebecca and Frasier...
76
00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:13,172
Am I to understand this is a
relatively new development?
77
00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:16,837
Big news to us.
CLIFF: Who would have thought it?
78
00:04:16,838 --> 00:04:18,623
Rebecca and Frasier, huh?
79
00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:21,659
What's next, me and Carla?
80
00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:23,961
(grunts)
81
00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:28,433
Don't say it, Clavin,
don't you even think it.
82
00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,100
See that?
83
00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,769
It almost turned into a kiss.
84
00:04:31,903 --> 00:04:36,023
You know what?
I think this is good for them.
85
00:04:36,024 --> 00:04:37,925
They've been moping around
the last couple of months,
86
00:04:37,926 --> 00:04:39,560
mooning about their
love life and everything.
87
00:04:39,561 --> 00:04:40,862
They found each other.
88
00:04:40,929 --> 00:04:42,213
This is very nice, I think.
89
00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,330
Yeah.
90
00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,249
Well, hear-hear!
91
00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:46,551
To Rebecca and Frasier!
92
00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:47,652
(all agreeing)
93
00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:49,153
LILITH:
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
94
00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:51,089
I'm still in the room!
95
00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,191
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, Lilith.
96
00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:55,060
I can't believe
this has happened.
97
00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:57,195
I come home to resume my life
98
00:04:57,262 --> 00:05:00,431
and find that my husband
has taken up with another woman.
99
00:05:00,499 --> 00:05:03,150
Well, why don't you... why
don't you take your coat off,
100
00:05:03,218 --> 00:05:05,653
sit down and just
cool out for a while?
101
00:05:05,721 --> 00:05:07,922
Oh, I can't, Sam-
I'm too wound up.
102
00:05:07,923 --> 00:05:10,257
I've got half a mind
to go back to that bedroom
103
00:05:10,258 --> 00:05:11,993
and wring Frasier's neck.
104
00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,251
Frasier's...? Aren't you being a
little out of line here, Lilith?
105
00:05:15,252 --> 00:05:16,981
I mean, the guy's
only being human.
106
00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:20,385
You were the one who walked
out of here with another man.
107
00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:22,453
Oh, God, you're right.
108
00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,456
It's just that
I wanted to come back so badly
109
00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:27,458
and resume my life.
110
00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:29,143
As naive and selfish
111
00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:32,897
as it sounds, I just assumed
he would be waiting for me.
112
00:05:34,132 --> 00:05:35,566
Listen, go get some sleep.
113
00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:37,268
I'll bet you in the morning
114
00:05:37,335 --> 00:05:40,671
you and Frasier
can work things out.
115
00:05:40,739 --> 00:05:42,540
That's a good
idea, Sam. Yeah.
116
00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,809
Where am I gonna sleep?
117
00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,677
I wanted to stay at home,
118
00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:49,213
and now I've got
no place to go.
119
00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:52,016
I've got an attic
you can hang upside down in.
120
00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:55,486
(taps bar)
121
00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:06,797
Sam, if you could lend me
a little money for a hotel,
122
00:06:06,798 --> 00:06:09,267
I'd really appreciate it.
No problem, no problem.
123
00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,468
Thank you.
124
00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,203
You know, I'll be right back.
125
00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,573
I'm going to call my mother
and check up on Frederick.
126
00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,575
You know, I have to say that
127
00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:19,310
after being
cooped up underground
128
00:06:19,311 --> 00:06:22,880
for the last six months, it's
very nice to see people again.
129
00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:26,417
Even you people.
130
00:06:28,253 --> 00:06:30,454
That was sweet.
131
00:06:30,522 --> 00:06:32,440
Can you believe this stuff?
132
00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:35,009
Yeah, I'd like to see the
look on Frasier's face
133
00:06:35,077 --> 00:06:37,011
when Lilith walked in.
134
00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:38,746
I'm sure he was shocked.
135
00:06:38,813 --> 00:06:40,498
I mean, what
would you do, Norm,
136
00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,401
if you walked in and found
Vera with another man?
137
00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,586
Well, I'd probably buy
a couple of his pencils
138
00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:47,588
and send him on his way.
139
00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,343
Frederick is fine.
140
00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,011
I worry, though, sometimes
141
00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:57,081
that my mother may be too
overprotective and smothering.
142
00:06:57,149 --> 00:07:00,301
You got to watch that-
that'll really screw a kid up.
143
00:07:01,953 --> 00:07:03,905
Here's your money.
144
00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:05,473
Thank you, Sam.
145
00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,876
So, that, uh...
146
00:07:07,943 --> 00:07:11,145
pod thing didn't work out, huh?
147
00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,681
Suffice it to say
that Dr. Pascal and I
148
00:07:13,682 --> 00:07:15,283
determined that two human beings
149
00:07:15,284 --> 00:07:17,285
cannot live together
underground.
150
00:07:17,352 --> 00:07:20,070
You and I could, Norm.
151
00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:24,575
Would you stop
saying that, Cliff?
152
00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,879
Lilith. Here you are.
153
00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,630
I've been looking
all over for you.
154
00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:31,582
What in the world
are you doing here?
155
00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,017
I've come home, Frasier.
156
00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,902
Oh, my God.
157
00:07:34,903 --> 00:07:37,204
I've left the pod, and I
spent the last three days
158
00:07:37,205 --> 00:07:38,806
on a bus to come home to you.
159
00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:41,142
I don't understand.
Frasier,
160
00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:44,378
I realize that my leaving
you was very hurtful,
161
00:07:44,446 --> 00:07:46,447
and I understand
your seeking comfort
162
00:07:46,514 --> 00:07:48,616
in the arms of another woman.
163
00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:50,217
We won't mention it.
164
00:07:50,285 --> 00:07:54,956
We'll just put it behind us
and-and get on with our lives.
165
00:07:55,023 --> 00:07:57,357
What I'm trying to
say, Frasier, is...
166
00:07:57,358 --> 00:07:58,442
You want me back?
167
00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,278
Oh, yes, I want you back!
168
00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,445
You hear that, everybody?
169
00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:03,281
Frasier and Lilith
are back together again!
170
00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,849
Aw, it makes me so happy!
171
00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,551
Here, free drinks on the house!
All right!
172
00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:09,870
Just a minute, Sam-
I haven't taken her back.
173
00:08:09,938 --> 00:08:12,106
Oh, sorry, Mr. Peterson.
174
00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:18,079
Wait, wait, come on, now.
175
00:08:18,146 --> 00:08:20,348
Now, you two kids
belong together.
176
00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:21,715
Come on.
177
00:08:21,783 --> 00:08:23,234
The unmitigated gall!
178
00:08:23,235 --> 00:08:25,570
You think you can walk back into
my life and patch it up again
179
00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,638
as quickly as
you destroyed it?! Frasier, I'm sorry.
180
00:08:27,639 --> 00:08:29,406
All right, she's sorry-
beers for everybody!
181
00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:30,841
Come on.
182
00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:31,959
Frasier, please.
183
00:08:32,027 --> 00:08:34,628
More than anything,
I want our life back.
184
00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:37,064
What about your
boyfriend, Dr. Pascal?
185
00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:39,566
I don't love him.
I love you.
186
00:08:39,634 --> 00:08:41,052
(chuckling):
Oh, really?
187
00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:43,654
So you've come back
to reliable old Frasier, have you?
188
00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,722
And for how long?
189
00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,840
Till somebody opens
a colony on Venus?!
190
00:08:46,841 --> 00:08:47,959
Frasier, don't be ridiculous.
191
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,162
If we go to Venus, I think
we should do it as a family.
192
00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:56,568
(panting):
Lilith, I have to talk to you in private.
193
00:08:56,635 --> 00:09:00,555
(others hooting)
194
00:09:00,622 --> 00:09:02,673
Okay, it doesn't
have to be in private.
195
00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:04,409
Lilith, listen,
please let me explain.
196
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,877
Rebecca, you don't have to
explain anything to her.
197
00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:08,880
You and I can pick up
right where we left off.
198
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,732
Really?
Absolutely!
199
00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:14,568
Come on over here
and give me a big wet one.
200
00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,037
Frasier, let me just
201
00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:18,874
speak to you in
my office, please. Oh, okay, even better.
202
00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,908
Heh! Sam, hold
my calls, will you?
203
00:09:20,976 --> 00:09:22,459
Sofa pulls out, you know.
204
00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:26,330
Sorry things aren't working out.
205
00:09:26,397 --> 00:09:28,899
Is there anything
I can do for you?
206
00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,636
It isn't over, yet, Sam.
207
00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:33,004
I know my Frasier.
208
00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,172
He doesn't take well
to sudden developments,
209
00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:36,473
but he'll come around.
210
00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,742
I'm as determined
to get him back
211
00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:40,845
as I was to leave him.
212
00:09:40,912 --> 00:09:42,396
Well, that's...
213
00:09:42,464 --> 00:09:45,166
that's good, that's good.
214
00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:46,934
Frasier, um...
215
00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:50,671
listen, I know that Lilith
coming back changes everything,
216
00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:54,008
and... so I'm just gonna
step out of the picture
217
00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,577
and... and there's
no hard feelings.
218
00:09:56,644 --> 00:09:59,413
That bitch!
219
00:09:59,414 --> 00:10:01,349
Thinks she can waltz
back into my life
220
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,767
and start calling the shots?
221
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:07,805
I know that what we almost had
was very special, but...
222
00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:09,607
we have a very
special friendship, too,
223
00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:12,510
so I think that we should
just leave it at that.
224
00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,428
Eco-pod my big white butt!
225
00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:16,931
I was that close to popping her,
you know that?
226
00:10:16,999 --> 00:10:20,134
If she weren't the mother
of my child, I'd have done it!
227
00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:21,652
I-I think we should
just focus here,
228
00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:24,055
because, y-you know, Frasier,
I'm trying to be very gentle,
229
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,890
because I want
to let you down easy.
230
00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:27,758
I don't want
to break your heart.
231
00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,996
"I spent three days on a bus,"
wah, wah, wah.
232
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,864
Well, cry me a river, bun-head!
233
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,066
For God's sake, Frasier,
will you listen to me!
234
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,667
I'm trying
to tell you something!
235
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:39,336
Oh. I'm sorry, Rebecca.
236
00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:41,205
I've been rude; I apologize.
237
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:44,008
It's just, I can't believe
that she's come back.
238
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,177
Frasier...
239
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,546
you know, what we almost did,
240
00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:51,382
I think it would
have been real special,
241
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,150
but...
242
00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:56,970
I think maybe it's better that
we just remain good friends.
243
00:10:58,289 --> 00:11:00,958
I suppose you're right.
244
00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:03,627
Well, what might
have been, huh?
245
00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:07,464
For what it's worth,
246
00:11:07,532 --> 00:11:09,633
I'm sorry things
didn't work out.
247
00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:11,435
(knocking)
248
00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:13,270
Hi. Can I talk
to Rebecca alone, please?
249
00:11:13,271 --> 00:11:14,271
Bar business.
250
00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:15,706
Sure, Sam.
251
00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:18,075
Oh, God, Sam,
252
00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,678
why do I always screw
everything up?!
253
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,247
All I was doing was giving
a friend a ride home.
254
00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:25,048
And then you know
how things happen.
255
00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,751
You know, a kiss leads to a hug
256
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,018
and a hug leads to the bed,
257
00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:29,319
and then the wife comes in
258
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,939
and wants to know
what you're doing there.
259
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:38,595
Why do I always make
such a mess of things?!
260
00:11:40,249 --> 00:11:42,383
So who was better,
me or Frasier?
261
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,567
Oh!
262
00:11:44,354 --> 00:11:46,436
What?
263
00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:49,106
I-I don't have feelings, too?!
264
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:52,076
Frasier, I know that
I've hurt you,
265
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:53,844
and I realize now
that the only way
266
00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:55,846
to get you back is to beg.
267
00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:56,997
So here I go.
268
00:11:57,065 --> 00:11:58,115
I'm sorry, Lilith.
269
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,550
Begging won't work.
270
00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,719
I'm not gonna hang around
and be the safety net
271
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,989
every time you fall from one
of your flights of fancy.
272
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,024
That boat has sailed.
273
00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:09,227
That gate has closed.
274
00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:12,096
Alice doesn't live
here anymore.
275
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,501
Damn you, Frasier!
276
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,369
I know that somewhere
inside of you,
277
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,937
you still have deep feelings
for me,
278
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:21,038
and I'm willing to wait.
279
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,673
If I have to wait
a hundred years,
280
00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:24,004
I'm going to get you back!
281
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,392
You hear that, guys?
282
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,461
Come on, free beer, let's go.
283
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,897
Aw, Lilith.
284
00:12:29,964 --> 00:12:31,132
Louis!
285
00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:33,000
Pascal! What are
you doing here?
286
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,201
Try to stop me, Crane.
287
00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:36,203
I've come to take Lilith
back to our home
288
00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:37,471
under the dirt,
where we're safe.
289
00:12:37,472 --> 00:12:40,123
Louis, I'm not
going back there.
290
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,726
How can you abandon the oneness
of our subterranean life
291
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:44,362
for this world of surfies?
292
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,681
Surface dwellers.
293
00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:49,467
Because this
294
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,801
is where I want to be.
295
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:53,759
Our experiment failed, Louis,
and so did our love affair.
296
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,139
I'm not leaving without you,
Lilith.
297
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,974
I demand that you accompany me
this instant.
298
00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,608
And if I don't?
299
00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:00,394
Then I'll be forced
to shoot you
300
00:13:00,462 --> 00:13:02,796
a-a-and everyone else
in this bar.
301
00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:05,616
What's it gonna be?
302
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:07,318
Louis, I'm not going
back with you.
303
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,887
So I guess you're just going
to have to shoot us.
304
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,028
Welcome back, Lilith.
305
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:28,989
I'm warning you,
unless Lilith agrees to go back with me,
306
00:13:29,024 --> 00:13:30,624
you're all dead.
307
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,492
You don't scare me, Pascal.
308
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,894
Yeah? Why not?
309
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,730
Because I happen
to own every copy
310
00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:38,799
of Soldier of Fortune
ever published.
311
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:42,403
I'm telling you people,
no "ifs" "ands" or "buts",
312
00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:45,639
that there's no working pistol
with that configuration.
313
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,858
(gunshot) (shrieks)
314
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,478
I did miss the Christmas issue.
315
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:54,765
All right, get back, get back!
316
00:13:54,832 --> 00:13:56,333
Don't push me.
317
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:58,101
The importance of the Eco-pod
318
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,437
is far greater
than any one human life.
319
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,606
Sam...
320
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,828
John, John,
it's not a good time.
321
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,781
Sam, I've put up with your rock
and roll music,
322
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,550
your loud parties
and your fights.
323
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:16,753
But now you've shot Ruben
the busboy in the foot.
324
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:21,208
He's an undocumented alien
without health insurance,
325
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,677
and that puts me
in a bit of a jam.
326
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:26,864
Oh...
327
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,699
A bigger jam.
328
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,885
Everybody but Lilith
behind the bar!
329
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,973
(phone rings)
330
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,610
All right, answer the phone,
but act natural.
331
00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,582
Cheers.
332
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,351
Just a second.
333
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:51,688
Mr. Peterson,
it's Mrs. Peterson.
334
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,590
See, it's my wife.
335
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,392
Um, I'll get rid of her.
336
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,960
(quietly):
Woody, cover me.
337
00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,796
Uh, Vera?
338
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,399
Uh, yes, yes, I know it's late.
339
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,901
You see, we're
being held hostage by a mad gunman, and...
340
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:08,339
What do you mean I've
used that one before?
341
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,858
No-no-no, you see, no-no, honey,
wait, wait, hey, hey!
342
00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:14,561
(receiver clicks)
343
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,873
Put the gun down, Louis.
344
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:18,132
Why are you being so foolish?
345
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,067
Because I can't live
without you!
346
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:21,835
I miss you.
347
00:15:21,836 --> 00:15:23,471
And Dr. Jaworski
misses you, too.
348
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,406
FRASIER:
Dr. Jaworski?!
349
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,992
What? There were three
scientists in the Eco-pod?
350
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,626
Did you sleep with him, too?!
351
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,279
Dr. Jaworski
isn't a scientist.
352
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:36,283
He's Loui' imaginary friend.
353
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,288
Did I forget to mention
that Louis is insane?
354
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:43,324
Turns out he's claustrophobic.
355
00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,492
We discovered that
little fact about 30 seconds
356
00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:49,162
after they closed
the steel doors.
357
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,414
(knocking)
358
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:52,450
PAUL: Hey, guys, I know you're
having a party in there.
359
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,167
Let me in.
360
00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:55,453
Who's that at the hatch?
361
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,254
That's nobody,
nobody important.
362
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,955
We'll see about that.
363
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,658
So what's the big secret?
364
00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:02,993
What's going on?
365
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,878
Paul, we're being held hostage!
366
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,580
Fine, then don't tell me.
367
00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:09,316
Get with the others.
368
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,578
Actually, I don't belong
with the others.
369
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,638
I, I never quite fit in.
Ask anyone.
370
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:15,772
No, he doesn't.
371
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:16,974
PASCAL:
Shut up! Shut up!
372
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,643
Get behind the bar!
Go on.
373
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:22,279
All right, Lilith,
374
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,348
if you want to play
the waiting game,
375
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,150
I'm prepared to play along.
376
00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:30,120
I give you just ten minutes
to make up your mind.
377
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:35,008
If you won't leave with me then,
I start shooting.
378
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,595
And this is the man
you wanted to marry?!
379
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,163
Who says I wanted to marry him?
380
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:43,300
Two days ago, I got a Mail-gram
saying you wanted a divorce.
381
00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:44,952
Correction, I sent
that Mail-gram.
382
00:16:44,953 --> 00:16:47,354
I thought that with you out
of the way,
383
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,682
Lilith and I would be free
384
00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:50,508
to spend the rest
of our lives together.
385
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,275
But then Lilith escaped.
386
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,477
By the way, it was very clever
of you
387
00:16:54,545 --> 00:16:57,580
putting that papier-mâché bust
of yourself in your cot.
388
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,350
I must admit,
389
00:16:59,401 --> 00:17:02,619
I kissed it more than once
before I got wise.
390
00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:07,341
You have nine minutes left.
391
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:09,276
(whispers):
Hey, I got a plan. Come here.
392
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:12,696
Lilith, Lilith, here's the plan.
393
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:15,483
Okay, you go back
to the Eco-pod with Pascal.
394
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:16,900
And then what?
395
00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:18,802
And then the plan's done.
396
00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:23,006
Don't panic.
I know Louis.
397
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:26,009
He's a little upset right now,
but he's essentially harmless.
398
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:29,213
He won't do anything that would
cause anyone any harm.
399
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,614
The hell I won't!
400
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,950
I'll shoot everyone in this bar
if I have to to get you back!
401
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:37,020
CLIFF:
Listen, okay, okay.
402
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,056
All right, all right, I got it.
403
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:42,376
How about I sob uncontrollably
404
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:45,679
and-and lose control
of my bodily functions?
405
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,898
Cliff, is that a plan?
406
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:50,633
No, actually,
it's more of a warning.
407
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,891
No, no, no, I,
I've got one. Come here.
408
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,360
I'll go up there
and I'll come on to him.
409
00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:03,396
I'll flirt with him,
and I'll distract him.
410
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:07,233
Any other thoughts?
411
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:09,736
Anyone?
412
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:12,822
You're a psychiatrist.
413
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,191
Talk to the man.
414
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,427
You must be trained in
some kind of technique.
415
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,929
I was afraid somebody
would bring that up.
416
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:20,197
All right, all right.
417
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,567
I do recall taking
some sort of an oath once.
418
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,369
Good luck. Good luck.
419
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:30,407
Keep your distance, Crane!
420
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,125
Okay.
421
00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:34,094
I, I just want to
talk to you, Louis.
422
00:18:34,162 --> 00:18:36,763
Do you mind if
I call you "Louis"?
423
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:39,550
Listen, Louis,
I, I've been there.
424
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,902
I've felt the hurt.
425
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,820
I've felt the abandonment.
426
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:46,022
I've felt what it's like
427
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:49,259
when a woman tears
your entire life apart.
428
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:52,129
Believe me,
I've been there, my friend.
429
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:56,383
Even just looking at Lilith now
brings back all the pain
430
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,018
and the torment I've suffered
every second
431
00:18:58,019 --> 00:18:59,486
for the last six months.
432
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,141
Please, put the gun down, Louis.
433
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,176
See, I got through it.
434
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:07,877
So will you.
435
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:09,846
Just put the gun down.
436
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,099
Nice speech, Crane, but get out
437
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,717
of my way or I swear to God
438
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,586
you're gonna be
the first one to go!
439
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,087
Oh, I can't stand this anymore.
440
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:19,424
Look, Louis, if you're going
to shoot someone, shoot me.
441
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,225
I won't go back with you,
and you don't want me back.
442
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,093
I'd only make you
more miserable.
443
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,729
I can't shoot you, Lilith.
444
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,666
Well, you're going
to have to do it, Louis.
445
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,467
That's the only way
to end this.
446
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,720
Give me the gun, Louis.
447
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,772
(sobbing)
448
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,510
I'm sorry, Lilith!
449
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:43,880
Well, Sam, thanks for another
delightful evening at Cheers.
450
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,568
We must do it again sometime.
451
00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:50,620
I'm, uh, sorry about this, John.
452
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:53,423
Next time you come on down,
drinks are on the house.
453
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:56,026
Oh, then it's all worthwhile.
454
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:09,273
Boy, look at that
poor mule-yak, huh?
455
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:12,543
I really pity him.
456
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,761
It really makes you think,
though, doesn't it?
457
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:17,931
Where is that fine line
between sanity and insanity?
458
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,817
Look behind you, Clavin.
459
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,085
You stepped over it
about a year ago.
460
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,906
Are you all right, Lilith?
461
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,075
Yes, I think so.
462
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,709
Good.
463
00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:34,181
Frasier...
464
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:37,550
do we have any chance
for reconciliation?
465
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,807
I'm sorry, Lilith, but no.
466
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:47,344
I just can't go
through this again.
467
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,851
I understand.
468
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:57,120
And I'll respect your wishes.
469
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:03,159
Frasier, you know, I hadn't
realized just how deeply
470
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:06,563
I'd wounded you
until I heard what you said to Louis.
471
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:11,101
All I can say is
please don't hate me forever.
472
00:21:15,072 --> 00:21:17,758
I'll check into a hotel.
473
00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:22,929
Maybe we can meet
tomorrow and sort out
474
00:21:22,997 --> 00:21:26,884
the... (clears throat)...
divorce proceedings.
475
00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,455
I think that would be best.
476
00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:38,996
(high-pitched sobs)
477
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,919
What's that sound?
478
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,004
(sobs continue)
479
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:51,624
Sounds like she's got a pretzel
stuck in her throat.
480
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,044
As hard as it may
be to believe,
481
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:59,015
that is the sound
of my wife... sobbing.
482
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,069
(sobbing continues)
483
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:06,523
Hey, say something, will you?
484
00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:07,825
Just make her stop.
485
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,663
I'll handle this.
486
00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:16,633
Now, Lilith, I'm just
gonna say this once,
487
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:17,701
so hear me.
488
00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:19,035
(sobbing continues)
489
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:21,371
No matter how much you sob,
490
00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:25,476
no matter how much you plead,
491
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:28,278
we are not going to Venus.
492
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:31,564
Oh, Frasier!
493
00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:33,283
Welcome home, Lilith.
494
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,401
Oh!
495
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,636
Boy, that's beautiful.
496
00:22:36,704 --> 00:22:39,873
Start pouring, Wood.
35366
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof