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Hi, I'm Crystal Lane, and welcome to CU
TV.

What we're doing right now is we're
interviewing couples, swinging couples,

intimate couples, girls, guys, girls,
guys, guys, girls, neighbor

swapping, you know, all that good stuff.

But right now, what I'd like to do is
introduce you to the crew. This is

Charles, our sound man.

And Jeremy, behind the camera.

Well, what we have is a real interesting
couple right now, Scott and Lisa.

And what they've done is they've put an
ad in the Swingers Club magazine.

What they're doing is advertising for
new people that they can swing with and

have a really good time.

Why don't we go over to their home and
see what's going on and what success

they're having with their new ad.

Follow me.

Hi, Krista, and I just wanted to ask you
a few questions in regard to placing an

ad in a swinger's magazine. What was the
purpose of that?

What's your name?

My name is Scott Dudu.

I'm Mrs. Dudu.

Well, pleasure to meet you, Mr. and Mrs.

Dudu. You remind me of this lady I knew.
What was her name?

Barbara Wawa?

Off the subject, what was the purpose in
placing the ads in the Swingers Club

magazine? Well, actually, we were
just... Boredom?

Boredom. Okay,

so what are you hoping to find out of
your ads? We want to try and stimulate

sex drive a little bit better.

Bring in counterparts. Well, touch it
yourself.

I mean, we're just looking for people
like yourself. So you're basically

for a woman in terms of a male?

Yeah. Yeah. She prefers women.

Is that right? It doesn't bother me, I
bet. Oh, I bet it does.

I'm creeping through that very clearly.

So what is your woman type you're
looking for exactly?

Just someone just like you would be
fine.

Oh, well, thank you. Don't embarrass me,
please, please.

I'm just a reporter, and that's all I'm
here to do is just report.

Well, I mean, obviously you're into it.
Otherwise, you would have taken the

case, right? When a reporter takes a
case, she wants to find out firsthand

you're writing about, right?

You have a point there.

Well, let's get it firsthand.

Yeah. Besides, you can't tell me you've
never tried it before.

Well... Miss Wawa.

Krista's fine.

Let me think.

Krista, let me ask you a question. Would
you like to join us, Krista?

Okay.

Charles. Charles, darling.

Can you go out and maybe grab us a
couple coffees, okay?

Give us a little time here so I can talk
to them a little more. Just leave their

bag here and I'll take this.

Just go get us some coffee, babe, okay?
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. We'll

make sure there's something to... out
when you get back okay don't you worry

on out charles thank you thank you very
much um how about that um

you you can go too um we don't uh we
don't need to get a report on that thank

you you can go that's we don't need to
film this go ahead and go please and uh

oh my oh my

I can't believe that. It's too
incredible.

I think this is... Oh, my God.

Hi.

Help me out with that little jar. You
know how to do that better than I do.

Oh, let me sit this whole while.

I opened this. Yes, absolutely.

Help yourself.

I want you to feel free.

And you need another woman?

You're insane.

Put your boobies together. It's so hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Get up next to her. Rub your body right
next to her. Just like that.

That's what you want.

Rub your bodies together. Rub your
little pussies together. Just like that.

Oh, you need to take your pants off too.
Thank you.

Husband, Mr. Doodoo.

Doodoo, what an incredible name. Oh,
look at this.

Oh, look at that.

Wow.

Yes. Wow, you guys are incredible. We
are going to have ourselves quite a

interview, aren't we? Yes, we are.

Oh, maybe I should check it out first.

Just for the interview.

Just for the interview?

Do you?

Share a share like now.

You know what they say in the Freud
world.

Okay, I'm in.

Look. That's me.

Yes, definitely.

Don't let me.

Let's do this one.

But lay her down.

Lay her down.

I'm going to show you. Actually, maybe
you grab a tip and I'll grab a tip. What

do you say? Okay.

Meet in the middle.

They will tell you.

Now, we need the middle for lunch. Oh, I
love lunch.

See what we find down there? Lunch.

Oh, wow.

I love it.

I should come up with something good.

I mean,

I've got to do it.

As a matter of fact, if you do it with
me, I'll do it with her.

How's that sound?

Right there?

Stay right there, Jonathan.

Just like that?

Two things at once.

Now I get a little trip.

You stay right there and you get up and
just lay right on top of her just like

that.

And your legs back to me.

And you go and just lay right on top of
her just like that.

Ain't that fun?

And I come in from right back here.

Like that.

Like that.

Like that.

You should lie down.

You guys should lie down, huh? I think
it's in your face.

Okay.

I think that's fair.

We all have to be on the bottom.

Yes, we do.

Yes, I guess we do.

Come on.

Yank. Yank.

Off with your head.

I have to see people's heads, too.

I don't know about that, John.

Okay,

but I think you better come sit on top
of me.

You can stay right there.

Now you guys can kiss and meet up.

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh,

that

is nice.

I'll see if I can work it out.

You do that then.

I'll see you there.

Wasn't Scott and Lisa a great couple?

I almost got carried away myself, but
control, control for the word. I know

don't want to hear about that.

There were some strange shadows around,
but never mind.

Anyway, if you remember, Scott invited
us to a party over at his house. An orgy

to get some real glimpse of down -home
sex, I guess you would call it.

Why don't we venture over to his house
and take a little tour?

Scotty, honey, so late, honey.

You bet I have, baby. How you doing?

All right.

Did it taste?

Yes, I did.

Okay.

Let me do a whole lot.

Get back out of here for me.

is it

Right there. All you need to do is open
that little bag.

Is that what you're looking for, baby?

Is that what you're looking for?

Please.

Now we're going to try a new concept of
couples, okay?

Let's go over here.

Hi. How are you?

Fine. Can you tell us your names,
please?

Nikki.

Gail. Nikki and Gail.

And apparently, I mean, it's quite
obvious that you're into girls.

Can you tell us what satisfaction and
what made you get into girls?

have to contend with the macho image of
a male.

Well, that's very interesting.

How long have you been together?

About six years, probably.

Six years.

That's quite a long time.

Do you see males at all?

No. No, not at all.

Well, I do. No.

Well, I'd like to introduce you to the
crew right now. This is Charlie.

And this is Jeremy, our cameraman.

There he is. And we were just wondering,
can you give us some

insight on your sexual pleasures and
what turns both of you on?

Well, after being more turned on, I've
been looking at her face than any man.

She is quite beautiful.

What about your sexual experiences? What
has turned you on in the past?

Keep you together, of course.

You can answer that better than I can.

Oh, yes, really?

Well, that would be great.

Well, let's see. What else can we ask?

Can we possibly see a few of your moves,
maybe?

Well, can we possibly see a couple of
your moves to get on our report?

I don't know. Where are you going to add
this?

Well, they show you. Well, my mother's
watching it, Jeremy.

Well, it's a total record, an interview.

I mean, it's no exploiting, no anything.
It's just totally an interview just to

try the different sides of sexual
encounters, both male, female, male,

female, female, female, male,

female, female, and on and on.

Is there anything possible we can
probably?

Maybe.

One starts an encounter with another
female.

No problem? No problem.

No problem? Okay. Well, we'll just kind
of watch. Jeremy, you can take care of

this, can't you? And we'll just stay
here and stay out of your hair.

Thank you.

How terrible.

Hello? You're not leaving?

Good girl.

Real good.

I have the money to add to your show if
you'd like to.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm going to have a little
gathering at my house with a bunch of

I do like that.

Really? If you'd like to bring your
crew, and if you'd like to come along,

might be something to add to your show.

Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, that would be great.

That would be very nice, very, very,
very nice for my interview.

So we'll continue at Nikki's house with
men, men.

Thank you very much. This is Crystal
Lane.

at the house with a girl here and two
girls there and another couple over

I was excited, let me tell you. Nah, I
bet you don't want to hear about that.

Charles is taking sick today, but I am
really, really, really curious to

see the kind of men that Nikki has
mentioned to us.

Why don't you and I take a trip over to
Nikki's place and see the kind of men

that really

Let me go over.

Thank you.

Thank you for watching.

Mm -mm.

My face is wet.

Still, I have a weapon.

Oh.

Well, was that exciting, seeing the men
of Nikki's life? And of all

people to be there, our own.

For sure.

But anyway, to get on with our story,
actually our nasty neighborhood

story, we're going to talk about an
interview with some, well,

Charles,

I'm sorry. Charles, I just can't do
this.

I'm like.

Jeremy, can you cut this off? Because,
like, I really need to talk to Charles.

Charles, it's like... You're kidding me.
You didn't... I'm sorry. I just, like,

I've never... You were fucking
incredible.

I just don't get to talk like that
anymore.

You just never give me a chance.

This is... Jeremy...

Shut the camera off, okay? We need to
talk. I can't do it. I can't do it right

now, okay?

Shut it off. Look.

I'm in love.

I really am. It really turned me on. It
really turned me on, pal.

And I just don't know what to do.

It's all what I need.

Yeah, maybe so.

Jeremy, shut it off, please.

Oh, hello.

I'm fine. I... I... I... I

never would... I never thought about
you. All people.

That's too chubby to be bubby.

Give me a chance. Give me a fucking,
give me a chance.

Wow.

Is that right there?

Thank you.

Help me. Help me.

Is it Johnny Carson?

Yeah, yeah.

Down the corridor to the left. Hey,
aren't you... No, no, no, no.

Down the hall, two doors on your left,
okay?

Okay. No, probably can't miss. Can't
miss. Well, it came down that way, huh?

Yeah, but it's on the left, down the
hall.

So it goes down.

I was feeling that the show was going to
be rather boring tonight, so...

Come back in.

No.

oh yes yes

Thank you.

Documented? No.

It meant off, okay?

Totally off. It was off.

You stupid bastard.

Tell me you took.

I knew I had to rest my shadow walking
around around here.

Hey, look.

No way, Jose.

No,

this is totally entrapment, babe. You
wouldn't even see her.

You almost got to see a real live duck
on TV.

Interesting.

I think that's it.

Next,

I mean, my God, what action, I mean,
from all the DeGuerra almost, but I'm

there. That was awesome.

You know, she was actually right here in
bed.

Right there?

Right here. Yeah.

She was. It was me, too.

And not. You're cheating on me already.

What did you do with her?

You really want to know?

Yeah.

Watch this video.

There she is.

Yeah.

First and foremost.

They like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

How do you want to do it?

That's a mean job.

I'm a baby, don't you lay down on my
head.

Stop. Perfect.

Oh, yes.