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I love you.

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Here comes the highest rated adult show
of the year. Here comes Undulation with

lovely hostesses Georgia Drug and
Oriental Beauty Mae Lynn.

Hello. Welcome to our program
Undulation. As you know, our program

people's sexual preferences.

And tonight we have something very
special for you.

We have the two top male stars in
explicit adult entertainment.

Mr. Jamie Gillis.

Hi. And Mr. John Holmes.

Thank you very much, Marilyn. It's my
pleasure to be here this evening.

And last but not least, we have the
president of the International Mail

Society, Ms.

Maggie Miller.

We have some very interesting questions
to ask our guests tonight. But first,

let's watch this.

As you know, homosexuals today are more
outspoken than ever.

But we women have a more legitimate
cause.

Let me tell you about a friend of mine
who bears a very strong resemblance to a

famous movie star. She also has a very
insatiable sexual appetite.

It's so boring.

Why don't we go to one of those singles
bars?

Oh, no.

cold out. We've been working all day.

Yeah, but I'm so horny.

Oh, I am too, but I'm just not ready for
all those bodies and those people.

It's so cold.

Maybe we could, um, have fun with each
other.

I think so.

You're such a nut.

Body.

Oh, it's okay.

You're so fast.

You are too.

Good,

huh?

Oh,

good.

Cheers.

In a few minutes, we're ready for you.

Ciao.

You're coming, you're coming.

Who is he?

He is the best cock in town.

Which brings to mind the situation under
which I met Jamie Gillis. You're going

to talk about that?

Sure. Here we go.

You'll know soon enough.

Jamie, Susan, Susan, Jamie.

Jamie Gillis. Hello.

Is it really you?

Are you really as good as you look in
your films?

Of course he is.

What a pleasure.

I've seen all your films.

Are you as good as you look in your
films?

I'll do my best.

He is, but we've fucked before.

Have you?

Yeah.

Would you like anything to smoke or to
drink?

Thanks, I'm fine just like I am. Is
there anything else we can do for you?

How about a little menage a trois?

That sounds nice.

How about you?

Sounds real nice.

Well, come on in.

We've never made love before.

So?

Well, I don't know what you like. I just
want to make sure I'm going to please

you.

You can do everything to me.

Me too.

um

Let me out.

When it's all swollen, it's gonna
explode.

you

Didn't I tell you he was the best?

I haven't fucked him yet.

Oh.

Why don't you come sit on it, honey?

You ready now? Sure.

I'll kick your chest.

Daddy.

Daddy. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

How do you feel about women asking you
about their sexual preferences?

How do you feel about that?

Sex on any level, whether it's casual or
a serious relationship, is impossible

if you don't have a communication
between the two people.

Otherwise, it's basically like
masturbating with a skin -covered

just masturbation with someone. You have
to have communication.

I don't mind. As a matter of fact, I
insist on her letting me know what

her. You like to please the lady?

I'm there to please her, but also to
please myself.

And it pleases me when she is enjoying
herself.

So it's a two -way thing, totally.

If she isn't enjoying herself, I'll stop
and talk to her. And if I can't reason

with her or get a communication going
with her, then I'd rather just go out

have a, you know, go to a baseball game
or something.

That sounds real good.

And what do you do for entertainment
after you get off work?

After I get off work?

Work itself is working as a sexual
personality is

work itself. It isn't a level of sexual
enjoyment until it reaches the point of

climax or orgasm in the sex scene. So
basically we are not celebrities.

We are sexual athletes.

That's what you do after work? No.

What makes me do what I do?

as well as I do is practice off the set
and perfecting with someone I enjoy

a sexual thing. And then I can carry
that over into the scenes that I have to

portray in the films.

Entertainment on and off stage?

Always, yes.

It's not only a hobby, but a lifestyle.
I love it.

Personally, I'm all for it. Believe me.

Sometimes men take advantage of women
seeking employment.

How might it be if things were slightly
different?

Let's see this.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Yes, I'm here in regards to the ad.

Which ad? The car I'm selling?

No, no, the one about the job.

Oh, about the job.

Oh, by the way, I'm Lenny Williams.

Hello, Lenny. Pleasure. About the job.

Well, we need someone with a lot of
experience.

I have a lot of experience.

How many years?

Five, almost six years.

Well, we do need a good foreman.

Well, I'm a good foreman, ma 'am.

I'll bet you are.

I think you'd like the job, Lenny.

Pays quite good, and the hours aren't
bad.

But you'll need to pass an aptitude test
first.

That's no problem. I'm sure I can pass
the test.

Lenny, I find you to be a very
attractive man.

Why, well, thank you very much.

Really, I do.

Well, I think you're a very attractive
lady yourself.

Oh, thank you.

Seriously, you are beautiful.

And I want to have sex with you.

That's why I'm with me.

Amy?

Hold my calls for a while.

I don't want to be interrupted for
anything.

How long will I be?

A while.

I'll let you know.

Right here.

Now, let me see what your

attributes are.

I knew it.

You like that, Lenny?

Yeah, that tongue is nice. Nice? Right
there. All the way down to my throat,

huh? Okay.

Oh, yeah.

It's pretty hard to do.

See that pussy?

Yes, I do. You're getting so excited, I
fall over.

I'll get you. See that? Yeah.

See that? Yeah.

Okay. You want to go down there?

Why don't you lick my pussy?

Let me get my skirt off.

Oh, okay. Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, stop, stop.

Oh,

I want you to fuck me. I want you to
fuck me.

Let me hear it.

Grab that, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Easy, easy, easy.

In an intimate situation, men let us
know just what to do to pleasure

themselves. How would it be if things
were slightly different?

How much is this painting?

Oh, this is $25.

I'm afraid I don't have $25 on me.

Perhaps you can pay in a different way.

How? Come on, follow me.

You have a very interesting accent.
Where are you from?

From Germany.

Really? My father owns this store.

Where's your father?

Oh, he's not here.

Show me what you have.

Come on, take off your clothes and
relax.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

two pictures now.

I don't want the pictures now. Now I
want you.

Maggie, tell us how you feel about male
prostitution.

I think it's great. I don't mind telling
you I have a little black book at home

with a couple of hot numbers.

And when I'm in the mood for something
special, I don't mind calling a cute

little young stud and having him come
over and service me.

You know, I think that that's basically
every woman's fantasy is having to pay a

man to have sexual favors with him. Have
you ever paid someone the first time,

talked someone into having sex for money
the first time?

Well, not directly, but I have a friend
that did.

I would love to hear about that.

Come on in, Jerry. Have a seat.

Oh, thank you.

So how's the baby?

Oh, the baby's doing okay.

You know, and Bridget?

Well, Bridget's all right.

There's no sex for six weeks.

Well, you have to expect that when you
have a baby.

Yeah, well, it's driving me crazy, I'll
tell you that.

Yeah, Bridget and I talked about that
for a while. That's why I invited you

over. I thought maybe I could help you
out a little bit with your problem.

That's what Bridget told me.

I don't know, even though we're friends
and all, I'm still a little nervous.

Well, we're not doing anything behind
Bridget's back. It was her idea.

Yeah,

I guess so.

You know, it makes me very happy that
you're such a good friend. I wish there

was something I could do for you.

Well, you'll get your chance.

I'll tell you what I want you to do to
me.

I like you a lot. You know that.

I like you, too.

When two people have never made love
before, sometimes they just don't know

to do to turn each other on. So I'll
just tell you what I like, and when I'm

ready, then maybe we can start the
penetration.

What do you like?

Well, right now, why don't you just
relax a little bit and let me kiss you?

Okay.

I would really like it if you'd play
with my tits.

They look so big.

That's why I like having them touched.

Bite on it really hard.

I want you to eat my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Do you do this to bridge it a lot?

Keep flicking your tongue.

Oh, that feels good.

I really like that.

Now let's get in a more comfortable
position.

Okay. Oh, I don't want you to stop doing
that yet.

Light that up.

Yeah.

Let me lay down here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yes.

Is that the right spot?

Oh, perfect.

Don't stop what you're doing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Your pussy is so wet.

You made it that way.

You think you're ready to fuck me now?

I think so.

Let me help you tape off your pants.

with a nice cock.

Why

don't

you fuck me in my mouth first?

That's it. Suck it.

Ah.

I want you to fuck me now.

I'll be fucked.

Huh?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Can I take my clothes off?

Yeah.

Do

you

mind if I take mine off, too?

No, no, go ahead.

Oh yeah.

I wanted me to come too.

Oh yeah.

You come too.

Oh, yeah.

No, this way, I think I'm going to have
a kid every year.

Well, any time you need help, just come
on over.

I'll remember that.

I have a question.

What turns each one of you on?

Like, for me, it's a really sexy movie.

I'll tell you, for me, nothing does it
like one of those male dancers in the

nightclubs. I love open and really
sensuous people.

Well, me, I jerk off to John Holmes
movies a lot.

That's my favorite answer.

I'm spoiled. I like very small, petite
ladies who are very feminine.

Oh, and of course this.

Is that what I think it is?

Let's just call it repé.

That's the French word for it.

Repé.

Oh, an

amateur. I can tell by the way she hits
it.

My goodness.

You ever notice how they start out so
delicately?

Feminine. And in three months, it's like
a virgin.

Like a food vacuum cleaner.

Sure, I'll come up to you. You got any
coke? Get some coke, I'll come up.

Amazing. They won't even wash their hair
if you got coke.

That's right.

Oh, what a treat.

Isn't it nice?

I'm always afraid I'll miss my nose and
I'll have to sniff my skirt.

Well,

there's always one way of looking at it.

I know this is a talk show. Are we just
going to talk about it, or are we going

to do something about it?

Well, I'll go along with that.

I knew there was something we could get
into. Yes, yeah, I'm into that.

Don't look fun to me. You think we could
just, you know, we're on television.

Dancing really turns me on. Why don't we
get a little one -at -a -time dance

number here? Why don't the ladies take
over the class? Well, I'll tell you, why

don't we direct a new dance? Yeah.

Let's hear it for women's dance.

Good idea.

We'll just sit back and let them do
whatever they want.

Why don't we just start by taking our
clothes off maybe, huh?

Do you think that sounds like a good
start? Yes.

Do you think that sounds good?

I mean, I like to go with the flow.

Does that sound good to you, girl?

I'm going to put her just coming in done
already.

I'm going to flash her heart. It is
pubic TV. It is pubic television.

Well, if it's ladies' choice, excuse me.

You got it.

How do we make you all more comfortable
here?

Hi.

How are you?

Good.

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

I'm going to put it on.

Oh.

Oh.

How about yours?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, come on. I hear it so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Do you like it so much?

Just have your chance now. Come on.

you

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