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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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the teen years-- clothes may change,
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The hair may change,
what part of the body gets pierced
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May change, but one thing
doesn't change--teenagers suck.
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The crying, the mood swings,
the unpredictable behavior...
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Axl, you better get up,
or you're gonna miss the bus!
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I am not telling you again! Get up,
get up, get up!
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Hey.
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You're up. Yeah, I got up early,
I am not telling you again! Get up, get up,
get up!
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I just thought I'd take
the trash out to the curb.
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Got the paper for you.
That's a pretty blouse, mom.
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Like I said--
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Unpredictable behavior.
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okay, I'll search his backpack.
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You go over there and very
casually check his breath.
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okay, don't look,
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But he's actually pouring
cereal into a bowl.
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I said don't look.
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What's his game?
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You know what? He's 16 now.
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Maybe we're through the worst
of the teen crap with him.
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Maybe he's grown up.
Maybe things are finally about to get
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A little easier around here now. Oh!
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I can't go to school today!
My hair is stringy,
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My face is too oval, and I have no friends.
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Honey, we all have those days.
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Why don't you take a sick day?
It'll be our little secret.
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And not see my friends? Yeah,
great idea, mom!
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God! It's like you don't
even understand me at all.
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Okay, I'll tell 'em.
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Aunt edie and aunt ginny are
on the smoking bus to vegas,
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And they forgot to get
someone to watch doris.
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I'll do it.
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How about one of the guys at the quarry?
I suppose I could ask.
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I'll do it. Or their creepy
neighbor with the glass eye?
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Thought he was dead. I'll do it!
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No, brick, I don't think you will do it.
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Why not? Why can't I?
Give me one good reason.
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Actually, we could give him a
whole lot of good reasons.
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you forgot to feed me.
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I am dead.
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Please, can I watch her?
Doris is the most fun dog ever.
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doris is not the most fun dog ever.
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Brick, the problem is
that you get distracted,
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And you forget stuff, and the backyard
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Is too frozen right now to dig a new grave.
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But I won't get distracted
this time. I promise.
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The dog is pretty old.
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She dies on brick's watc they
can't really pin it on us.
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Okay, against all judgment,
you can watch doris.
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Brick, we said okay.
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To what?
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Watching the dog.
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Doris. The dog.
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Oh, right. Great!
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Mom, dad.
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Listen, I want to talk to
you guys about something.
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You're gonna have to marry her,
and you can't live here.
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Listen, I'm 16 now,
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And I think we can all agree
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That I've proven myself to be responsible.
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You took out the garbage once.
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And I brought in the paper.
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So, you know, I think you
guys should consider the fact
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That I clearly deserve my own car.
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And there it was-
-the reason axl was being so nice.
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See, ever since axl got
his driver's license
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A few weeks ago, he'd been
chomping at the bit to drive
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Every chance he could get.
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I need eggs!
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I need milk!
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I need tampons!
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You want a car?
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You're gonna have to work
for it and earn it yourself.
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Yeah. Uh, I had a job.
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It sucked. But I still want a car.
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So you see my dilemma.
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Well, you know, I have a job and a car,
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So you see the connection.
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you know, if I had a car,
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I could take her to the insane asylum.
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Sue, what are you doing?
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All my clothes are stupid and ugly
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And... stupid!
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She needs help.
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Where did I stash that last
bag of Halloween candy?
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Oh, right, in my mouth
during "grey's anatomy."
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I'm trying out for drama club,
and I ve nothing to wear.
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Nothing!
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Drama club. Sounds about right.
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All right, that's enough of that.
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Stop crying right now.
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Okay, mike, why don't you just go?
I'll handle this.
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Honey, how about I help you find something
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To wear to the audition?
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Oh, yeah, right,
like you kn what's cool.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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It's okay. We'll find something.
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Oh! Nothing that would make anybody like me.
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Mom, all the cool kids have
citizens of humanity jeans,
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And I am the only person
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In the entire school who doesn't.
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Honey, I believe that it's not
at people see on the outside
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That makes you popular.
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It's what's inside.
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You have to let your inner
light shine through.
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Hold your smile. Keep eye contact.
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See if she buys it.
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
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Damn.
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Mom, junior high is hard.
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People judge you for every little thing,
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If they even notice you at all.
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I just want to be judged.
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Didn't you ever want something
so bad that you'd die for it?
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I love you.
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Yeah, yeah. Just don't tell
your dad how much they cost.
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Hey, buddy.
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How was the first day watching the dog?
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Ohh.
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Yeah, I know, "ohh."
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You left her at the end of
the driveway. Go get her.
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Hey, brick, why is doris at the end of the--
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He knows. He's on it.
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Dad, I got new jeans.
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Oh, wow. I like 'em.
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No, not these.
These are my old, gross jeans.
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These! I'm gonna go try 'em on.
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Can I see that?
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Let me see that.
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What? It's a receipt.
So what? You don't need to see it.
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Is that how it is now, ricky ricardo?
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You have to see all my
receipts when I come home?
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When you dive on it like
it's a live grenade, yeah.
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I want to see it. You know what?
I just don't like this in principle,
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Because it makes me feel--well,
I'm just gonna say it, mike--
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Less than, and I am not less than.
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Let me see it. No.
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Frankie. No.
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All right. If you don't want me to see it,
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Then that's your business. Whatever.
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Mike! Give I give it! Give it!
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No, don't take that! Give me that!
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Get your hands out! No, don't read that.
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There's a present for you on there.
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112 bucks for one pair of jeans?
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Well, most of that is tax.
Frankie, are you kidding?
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Tell me there's another man
somewhere that's supporting you.
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Okay, mike, I know it's crazy.
It's completely crazy,
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But this is about sue and her self-esteem.
I just gave axl a lecture about how he's
gotta work for things,
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And you just waltz in and
buy her a pair of jeans
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That cost more than all my pants put
together? Okay, I wouldn't expect you to
understand.
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Good, 'cause I don't.
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Look, mike, I know this seems frivolous,
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But at her age, fitting in is important.
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And if I could do one
thing to help her fit in
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And look cool, I'm gonna help her look cool.
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you guys are not even gonna recognize me.
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So? What do you think?
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It's just great, honey.
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Yep. Money well-spent.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
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I did not not make drama club.
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Oh, well. You'll get 'em next time, honey.
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No, I said "not not.
" I didn't not make it yet.
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I still almost maybe did make it.
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I got a callback.
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Honey, that's great!
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Yeah!
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Oh, right. The magic jeans
got her a callback.
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No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
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The magic jeans gave her
the confidence she needed
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To nail the audition and get the callback.
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Mm. Kind of like that jersey you always wear
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When you watch the colts.
Well, that's not magic. That's science.
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Oh. Hey. I need to meet
some friends at pizza pan.
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Oh! Right. If someone bought me a car
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Like other people buy people jeans,
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I guess I could drive myself.
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But if you want to play
favorites with your kids,
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Then I guess I'm gonna need a ride
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When you guys go out tonight.
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Big drag for you.
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Also if I had my own car,
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I could take sue to the orthodontist
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And look for that dog that brick
is definitely going to lose.
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I mean, I'm just thinking about you.
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Why don't you get that?
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Who's that girl waving to us?
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Uh, it's nobody. See you later.
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oh, come on. Let me out.
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Not until you tell us who that girl is.
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How should I know? well,
she seems very friendly. Hi!
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Sure I hi, friendly stranger.
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Oh, god, please. Would you just stop?
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She's just some girl
I've kind of been seeing.
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Now let me out, please. See, if we had
given you a car, we would never have found
out
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About this friend of yours.
So what's her name?
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Where'd you meet her? Kate. School.
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She's an excellent student
and a good influence on me.
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Now can I get out now? Sure. Wait a minute.
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I think, frankie, we should meet this kate.
Definitely gotta meet her.
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Fine. Just don't say anything
moronic like, "nice to meet you"
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Or "pleasure to meet you" or...
"good to meet you." wouldn't dream of it.
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uh, kate, some people who gave birth to me.
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People, kate.
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It's so nice to meet you. You, too.
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Okay, this has been awkward. Let's go.
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wow.
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She's pretty.
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Boat show model-pretty.
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I was thinking
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Maybe we should, you know, buy axl a car.
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What? Where is this coming from?
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You just told him the other
day he had to work for it.
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Yeah, but a guy needs a car--
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Especially with the level
of girl he's dating.
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"level"? What do you mean, "level"?
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yeah, eventually you're gonna have to spit.
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Oh, my god. You want to buy axl a car
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Because the girl he's dating is hot.
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did you not hear the boy?
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She's also an excellent student
and a good influence on him.
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You are so full of it!
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Frankie, you can't pick up a girl like that
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In your parents' car.
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It's just not cool. Oh,
you think it's important that he be cool?
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Look, you don't know
what it's like for a boy.
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If you don't have a car, you're nothing.
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Oh, my god. After all the grief you gave me
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About those jeans...
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Jeans are dumb.
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A car is freedom.
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Fine. If you can find a car
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For the same price as those jeans,
you go for it.
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I should have known better.
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Oh!
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That cost 112 bucks?
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110. Keep the change.
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Buy yourself something pretty.
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Well, I guess mike and I discovered
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what the rich have known all along--
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Throw money at a problem,
and it'll go away.
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It might be the carburetor.
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Nah, it's gotta be the engine mounts.
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We tighten that, you're good.
Mike and axl were getting along.
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Brick hadn't killed the dog yet.
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00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:29,209
Go get it, doris!
249
00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,144
Come on, doris!
250
00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:36,983
Get it, doris!
251
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:40,752
And sue was over the
moon with her new jeans.
252
00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:43,689
I thought I was handling the
teen years pretty well.
253
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,291
Hey, mom. Have you see my new jeans?
254
00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:48,927
I thought it would be cool
to have a fashion show
255
00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:51,296
After dinner, and then
everyone can vote on which top
256
00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:53,298
I should wear with my new jeans
to the audition next week.
257
00:12:53,299 --> 00:12:55,500
Yeah, I brought 'em in
here to hand wash 'em,
258
00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:57,636
But I haven't gotten to 'em yet.
259
00:12:57,637 --> 00:13:00,138
um, brick?
260
00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:02,608
Yeah? Missing anything?
261
00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:05,210
I miss grandma.
262
00:13:05,211 --> 00:13:07,279
Anything that goes woof?
263
00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,650
On it.
264
00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:15,954
The callback audition has
to be a new monologue.
265
00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:18,390
Do you think "the crucible" or "grease"
266
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,325
Would show off the jeans more?
267
00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:24,396
I was thinking I could do my hair all '50s...
I shrunk the magic jeans.
268
00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:28,734
Oh, no. God, take my jeans instead!
269
00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:31,970
You have an audition to worry about.
You should go rest.
270
00:13:31,971 --> 00:13:33,705
But it's the middle of the day.
271
00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:36,842
Are you serious about this audition or not?
272
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,861
There was no way around it.
273
00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,996
I was gonna have to
tell sue the truth--
274
00:13:57,997 --> 00:14:00,365
That a burglar broke in
and stole only her jeans.
275
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,367
hi, sweetie.
276
00:14:02,368 --> 00:14:07,139
Mom, look. I have the same
jeans as jennifer love hewitt.
277
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,807
Yeah.
278
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,710
About that...
279
00:14:11,711 --> 00:14:13,946
Sue, I have some bad news.
280
00:14:13,947 --> 00:14:17,149
You know that new dryer
that we have that we found,
281
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,052
That's just so new and so good?
282
00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:22,254
It's--it's really too good.
283
00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:23,822
What are you talking about?
284
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,691
Honey...
285
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,660
the dryer shrunk your jeans.
286
00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:29,962
What?
287
00:14:29,963 --> 00:14:31,897
I'm so, so sorry.
288
00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:33,999
I just feel terrible.
289
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:38,036
That's okay.
290
00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:39,404
It's not your fault.
291
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:41,640
I know, but I just feel horrible.
292
00:14:41,641 --> 00:14:44,609
Don't feel horrible. They were just jeans.
293
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:47,379
And the truth is, you were right before.
294
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,848
It really is about what's
inside that counts.
295
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,651
I just have to let my
inner light shine through.
296
00:14:52,652 --> 00:14:55,921
Okay, yeah. That's not
what really happened.
297
00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:58,924
How could you do this to me?
You just want to ruin my life.
298
00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:01,059
You knew how important they were to me,
299
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,061
And you didn't keep them safe.
300
00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:06,531
You don't care about anyone
but yourself! I hate you!
301
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:10,902
Honey, you don't really feel that.
302
00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:12,904
A-a lot of that is just hormones talking.
303
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,474
You're frustrated and disappointed,
304
00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:17,809
And I'm just gonna give you some space,
305
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,312
And we'll talk about it more
when you've calmed down.
306
00:15:20,313 --> 00:15:22,347
Okay, that didn't happen either.
307
00:15:22,348 --> 00:15:26,952
Oh, yeah? Well, you are no
picnic to live with either!
308
00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:28,887
You think I don't do anything for you?
309
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:30,989
Let me tell you something, missy!
310
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:34,292
All I do are things for you!
311
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,928
And right now I'm not sure it's worth it!
312
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:39,297
Then leave me alone!
313
00:15:39,298 --> 00:15:41,666
You don't have to ask me twice.
314
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,236
Ugh!
315
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,808
Yep, the crying, the mood swings,
316
00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:51,743
The unpredictable behavior--
317
00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:53,812
It's a tough time.
318
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:59,754
In the next couple days,
sue and I weren't fighting anymore,
319
00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:01,756
But that's mostly 'cause
we weren't talking.
320
00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,758
oh, no! I can't find the...
321
00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,394
Never mind. I got her.
322
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:07,962
My bad.
323
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:13,767
Hey, dad. Do you know where my lip gloss is?
324
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:17,004
Uh... No.
325
00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:18,505
That's okay.
326
00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:21,842
I'll find it. Thanks, dad.
327
00:16:23,745 --> 00:16:26,313
You want to tell me why
my daughter's asking me
328
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:28,982
About her lip gloss?
'cause she's still punishing me.
329
00:16:28,983 --> 00:16:30,817
Well, the joke's on her,
330
00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:35,188
'cause I know it went through
the wash with her jeans.
331
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:38,292
Hey, dad, great idea
gappin' the spark plugs.
332
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:41,328
She is running sweet now. You're the man!
333
00:16:41,329 --> 00:16:44,097
Um, so what do you think about the shirt?
334
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:48,435
Am I trying too hard or...
A girl like that? You gotta try hard.
335
00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:50,470
you know it.
336
00:16:50,471 --> 00:16:52,773
Boom!
337
00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:57,277
He's a good kid.
338
00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:59,379
Shut up.
339
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:02,716
I'm texting bella that you
picked me up in your own car.
340
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:06,119
I'm texting bella that you
look really cute tonight.
341
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:10,290
I'm texting bella that I
look really cute tonight.
342
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:16,930
You don't have to text bella about this.
343
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,933
Brick, dog.
344
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:32,612
I gotta go pick up axl. The car broke down.
345
00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:34,548
Typical teenager.
346
00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:37,417
He probably tried to push it over 20.
347
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:45,792
Way to go, dad. I told you
it was the carburetor.
348
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,828
he's so lame.
349
00:17:47,829 --> 00:17:50,931
It's not the carburetor. you don't know.
You don't know anything.
350
00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:53,767
he doesn't know anything.
351
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,770
Axl, watch it. I was justrying to help.
352
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,573
So I'm texting bella that
your dad is dropping us off
353
00:17:59,574 --> 00:18:02,709
At the movies. I'm texting
bella that your dad is tall.
354
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,079
tall and clueless.
355
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,482
Okay.
356
00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:10,250
Here we are.
357
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:12,486
This is my house.
358
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:14,488
That's right, kate.
359
00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:16,823
Axl isn't gonna be able to
go out with you tonight.
360
00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:19,826
I'm sorry, 'cause clearly you're
a very high level of girl.
361
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:22,796
But until axl learns the
correct way to talk to his dad,
362
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,331
He's not goi anywhere.
363
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,500
You're welcome to text bella that, too.
364
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:30,637
god, dad is trying to ruin my entire life!
365
00:18:32,573 --> 00:18:36,543
Aw. Come here. I'll fist-bump you.
366
00:18:38,713 --> 00:18:40,714
He told me I didn't know anything.
367
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,849
What? You know a ton.
368
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,384
Thank you.
369
00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:46,153
Sue hates me.
370
00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,588
Oh, that's crazy. You totally rock.
371
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:50,357
Right?
372
00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:52,893
I don't know. I thought we could help 'em,
373
00:18:52,894 --> 00:18:55,228
And it just seems to enrage them.
374
00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:57,297
It's nature's way.
Teenagers put you through hell
375
00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,566
So you don't miss 'em when they go.
376
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,402
Yep, nature's smart.
377
00:19:02,403 --> 00:19:04,571
They're good kids.
378
00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:07,040
If this is the worst of it, we'll be fine.
379
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,242
You're right. We're lucky.
380
00:19:09,243 --> 00:19:12,312
Very lucky.
381
00:19:12,313 --> 00:19:14,815
Of course, we could be luckier.
Don't I know it.
382
00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:20,053
Hi, dad. Morning, mom.
383
00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:22,756
And just like that and for
no particular reason,
384
00:19:22,757 --> 00:19:24,491
Sue was back to her old, sweet self.
385
00:19:24,492 --> 00:19:27,427
I knew it wouldn't last,
so I just went with it.
386
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:29,329
Oh, and, mom, I wanted you to know
387
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,398
That I decided to wear my new jeans
388
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,767
To the drama club audition anyway.
389
00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:35,802
I'm just gonna wear 'em as bermudas.
390
00:19:35,803 --> 00:19:38,939
Bermudas are in. They're not,
but I wasn't saying a word.
391
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,908
That's great, honey. I think I
stuck 'em in the laundry room.
392
00:19:41,909 --> 00:19:43,376
Okay.
393
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:46,213
Oh, hey, brick,
the aunts are back from vegas,
394
00:19:46,214 --> 00:19:50,484
And they're coming to pick
up doris. Where is she?
395
00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:54,221
Brick, did something happen to that dog?
396
00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:56,590
And don't forget, I can
always tell when you're lying.
397
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:59,726
Brick has a tell when he's lying.
398
00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:02,128
Brick, did you break the lamp?
399
00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:05,699
No. I'm lying.
400
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,903
Okay. I'm just gonna tell you the truth.
401
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,505
Doris is gone.
402
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:16,042
She's gone. Her wagon is empty,
and I don't know where she went.
403
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:18,178
Congratulations. You were right.
404
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:21,581
Being responsible is not my strong suit.
405
00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:25,151
I'll be in my room thinking
about what I've done.
406
00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:27,153
aah!
407
00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:34,361
Doris, what were you thinking?
408
00:20:34,362 --> 00:20:37,697
You were almost home free,
and now you're starting over?
409
00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:41,334
Big mistake, doris. Big mistake.
410
00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:43,570
Yep, the next few years
wouldn't be easy--
411
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:45,639
Hormones, dating, driving.
412
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,574
But whenever I got frustrated,
413
00:20:47,575 --> 00:20:50,644
I just remembered the look in
that dog's eyes and thought,
414
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:52,946
"at least I got it
better than doris."
415
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,981
Can we keep one?
416
00:20:54,982 --> 00:20:57,217
I promise I'll take care of it this time.
417
00:20:57,218 --> 00:21:01,221
I'm lying.
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