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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Make a right, mothafucka!
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Shit, where the hoes at, mothafucka?
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Woop woop!
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Give them hoes la granero!
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Can we get some food?
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Can we go to the drive-thru?
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You can totally go to the drive-thru while we're fucking.
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Nah, it's really fun.
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Nah, probably not.
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We used to, but I think they get mad now.
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They can't see through the windows.
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So you just order, and they're back here bugging.
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And yo, loud too!
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And they're like...
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Alright, where do I go?
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This way?
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Make a right here, just fuck it.
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Let's just see what we're doing.
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I don't know where we're going.
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Just keep making turns until we find the right...
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Go this way!
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This way?
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Go this way!
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Go that way.
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Where you going?
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Hey look, that building's abandoned.
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Caught on fire, so...
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You think there's any hoes in there?
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Inside?
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Yeah, there probably might be.
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None that he probably...
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Well, yeah, actually...
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Oh shit, hold on.
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Right there.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Stop right here.
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Stop right here.
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Stop right here.
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This car passed by, so...
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Is there a chick over there?
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Maybe I should go around, though.
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Yeah, yeah, go this way.
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Go, like, make a big ol' turn.
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I wonder what she's doing right there.
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That wasn't abandoned over there.
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She looked like she was business.
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She looked like she had a little business outfit on.
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She may go about to get her.
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Business girl.
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Make a left here.
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See if this goes through.
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Hey, my phone don't work!
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What kind of businesses are out here?
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What kind of business do we need?
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Lawyer?
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Attorney?
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Accounting?
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Hey, excuse me, ma'am!
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Hey!
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These are, like, offices on this side, right?
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Yeah, my law office is right here.
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Correct.
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I am not, but I'm a paralegal.
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No.
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I type up all the documents.
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Are you guys lost?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm always hyper-agent.
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Maybe it's not appropriate.
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But my friend, you know, it's good you have a lawyer in your back pocket
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because, you know, you're always going to need one.
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You're going to always need one.
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I don't know.
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Are you sure you have tattoos?
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I didn't know you could have tattoos and be a paralegal.
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I got them when I was younger.
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In my law office, it's pretty...
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You must be good at what you do.
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I am, but they can always be covered up with makeup if they have to.
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Okay.
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Awesome.
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What are you doing out here on that street?
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Are you...
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So, I'm on my lunch break.
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I'm hitting my vapes.
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Ah, you vape?
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I do.
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Ah, come on!
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It's so bad for you!
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It is.
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We all die at some point.
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You just want to die faster.
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Correct.
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Correct.
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I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
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Two H's on.
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You can do whatever you want.
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Well, that's good.
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I mean, shit.
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Do you have a business card on you?
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I do not.
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Ah, shit.
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Okay.
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What kind of law do you guys do?
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We do a lot.
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Ah, medical malpractice.
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Oh, didn't you have that issue?
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With that medical?
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Of you injecting?
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And then it stayed hard for like 15 days?
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And then you had to go get it surgically drained?
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And then like...
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Oh.
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Like the dick shots, correct?
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Oh, she knows about it!
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Yeah, yeah.
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There was a bad batch that went out.
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He uses the dick shot.
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His dick won't get hard without it.
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His dick won't get hard without it.
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So he has to use the dick shot.
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And like, I guess, yeah.
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I guess it was hard for like 15 months.
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And it never went...
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So he's trying to sue the...
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Anyways, that's I guess for a different...
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Another story.
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Check it out.
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You definitely have some good lawyers.
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She knows about the dick shot.
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That's crazy.
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I do, because there's medical malpractice in it.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah.
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And it helps that I have a nursing background.
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I don't know how people be shooting their dicks up.
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What's wrong with you guys?
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Anyways.
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Everything to get hard, apparently.
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So, do you like...
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Can we keep you company while you're on your lunch break?
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Are you...
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How much time do you have?
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I have a few minutes.
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A few minutes?
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Are you married?
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I am not.
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I'm divorced.
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Ooh, you're divorced.
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Did you cheat on him?
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Did he leave you?
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Nope, I left him.
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Ah, you left him?
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Scumbag, huh?
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Did your law office help you with that divorce?
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They did not.
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So that was out of Colorado.
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Oh, okay.
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Got a divorce and moved to a Sunshine State.
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What's...
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Alright, alright.
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Cool, how long have you been divorced?
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Three years.
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Three fucking years, huh?
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Best three years of my life.
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Best three years of your life?
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Okay.
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Did you ever cheat on him?
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I did not.
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Okay.
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So did you go buckwild after you got divorced?
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Nope, I have a kid.
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Okay, okay.
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Sorry, I'm asking you personal questions.
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It's okay.
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Yeah, see, we have a tube channel.
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You know, we just go around and kind of just like talking to people, you know?
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Just seeing the interesting people that we meet.
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We saw you standing here.
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We just like, you know, wondering what you're doing.
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If you need any help or...
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No, like I...
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Okay.
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Paralegal probably pays pretty well, huh?
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It pays pretty decent.
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Yeah?
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Cool.
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You don't do anything on the side?
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I do not.
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You know?
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Like everyone has like an orgy nowadays.
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You don't have like an orgy nowadays?
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No.
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Definitely not.
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House mom.
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Yeah?
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Paralegal house mom and then...
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Okay.
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Yeah, everyone has one nowadays.
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Yeah, with having a teenage son, probably not.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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So what do you do for fun, Miss Paralegal?
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I sit at the beach.
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Sit at the beach?
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You know we have nude beaches here in Florida.
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I know, but I don't know if I'm that adventurous.
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Oh, okay.
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I occasionally like to get wild, but...
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I mean, look at your tattoos.
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I mean, it looks like at one point you were...
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At one point before I had a good child.
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Yeah, I mean that's a pretty big rose on your hand.
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And you got stars on your...
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Do you have...
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I don't want to call it a tramp tattoo, but a...
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Tramp stamp.
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I do not.
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No tramp stamp?
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Okay.
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What flavor are you smoking?
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I'm just regular nicotine.
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Oh, okay.
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Cool.
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Are you hot?
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No.
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My office is so cold that it's nice...
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You come out here for the sun?
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Yes.
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Oh, that's good.
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That's good.
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Alright.
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So no boyfriend?
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No boyfriend.
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No?
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Oh.
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How is it for like women in the work field?
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In like the legal...
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Like, you know, do you...
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Do you meet a lot of like sexist stuff?
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Or a lot of like...
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It's more the customers...
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That they try to pursue you.
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So...
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Some days I'm dressed up, some days I'm very dressed down because you don't
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want to cross that line with customers and work.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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So why not dating?
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What's up?
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You work too much?
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Are you like one of those like...
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Everything goes to your job?
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No.
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I haven't felt the need to date.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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What was your...
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I think you should...
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I think you should search all like opposites of your ex.
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What did you divorce?
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What did I divorce?
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Yeah, what did you divorce?
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Was he white?
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Black?
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Chinese?
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He was white, 6'7", with a beard.
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Alright, so you need a short...
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Like...
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Baby face Mexican.
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I don't know.
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I'm tall in heels and I can't be taller than the guy.
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Alright, alright.
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I can't...
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So no short, fat Mexican?
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No.
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No.
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You never know, man.
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I don't know.
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How tall are you?
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How tall are you?
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I'm 5'8", without heels.
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5'8"?
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Okay.
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00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:05,950
How tall are you?
287
00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:10,070
Like 5'5".
288
00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:11,730
Why is it...
289
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:12,590
It's just your height.
290
00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:13,810
Why are you...
291
00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:14,350
5'5".
292
00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:15,730
5'5".
293
00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:16,970
No, you're not Mexican.
294
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:17,830
Yeah, man.
295
00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:18,570
You're...
296
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:18,850
What?
297
00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:21,990
What the fuck is wrong with you?
298
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:22,630
I don't know, man.
299
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,610
Alright, look.
300
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,670
I don't want to waste your time no more.
301
00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:31,810
I mean, we have this thing of like offering girls...
302
00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:32,550
Well, not girls.
303
00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:33,190
Anyone.
304
00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,170
Offering anyone.
305
00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,670
We have this little game we play like, what would you do for money?
306
00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:41,170
But, you know, you being all sophisticated and shit and working a paralegal,
307
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:45,230
like, you know, I probably don't got enough money for you to do something
308
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:45,670
crazy.
309
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:47,670
But, you know...
310
00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,150
What are you talking about crazy?
311
00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,830
Well, I mean, if you're...
312
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:53,870
I mean, if you're interested, I mean, I got some money.
313
00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:56,730
$100 bills.
314
00:10:58,930 --> 00:10:59,770
If you wanna...
315
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,790
Look, here's $100 for the interview.
316
00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:03,230
Thanks for your time.
317
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:03,830
Oh, look.
318
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:04,690
She's taking it, too.
319
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,430
I am.
320
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:06,730
It's an interview.
321
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,090
Alright, here you go.
322
00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,350
Actually, that's good.
323
00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:10,830
Here, can you stay here and talk to me now?
324
00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,250
So I don't have to scream at you.
325
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,390
I don't want to cause too much attention.
326
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:14,950
So, look.
327
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:18,830
Alright, how about this?
328
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,870
I got an idea.
329
00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,970
This is one of the things we do.
330
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,450
Doesn't always work.
331
00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,910
Obviously, you have the right to hope you're open-minded and you don't take
332
00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:27,590
offense to this.
333
00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:30,090
And obviously, you can tell me to fuck off or whatever.
334
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,210
You know, nothing like that.
335
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,170
But, you know, I pay well.
336
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:37,610
I would give you $500 for your panties.
337
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:38,990
For my panties?
338
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:39,670
Yeah.
339
00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:44,350
I mean, I noticed you have a skirt so you can kind of slip them off right
340
00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:44,610
now.
341
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:45,010
I do.
342
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:47,890
But I would give you $500 for your panties.
343
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,510
My friend in here collects them.
344
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,750
My purse is worth more than that.
345
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,210
Okay, but your panties aren't.
346
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,130
Okay, hold on then.
347
00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:57,670
Fine.
348
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:01,630
Everything's good.
349
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,670
What a nice guy.
350
00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,770
What a nice guy he is.
351
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,090
They look out for me because they see me here every day.
352
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:10,930
Oh, okay, okay.
353
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:11,630
Yeah, that's good.
354
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:12,030
That's good.
355
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:12,830
Good, good, good.
356
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:13,750
Good guy.
357
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:16,310
He probably shouldn't watch you taking your panties off then.
358
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,190
Alright, I'll tell you what.
359
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,150
I'll give you $1,000 for your panties.
360
00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,190
And it's just my panties?
361
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,270
Just your panties.
362
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,230
Just give us your panties.
363
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,330
You can either take them off right where you stand or if you want...
364
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,830
Well, my window's right there and my boss's window's right beside.
365
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:31,250
Oh, shit.
366
00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:32,030
So, we should've...
367
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,690
So, that's not gonna work.
368
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,370
We should've pulled up, I guess, or something.
369
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,490
I mean, if you want, you could step in the van.
370
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:40,010
Unless you want to come in the van and take them off.
371
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:41,590
Are you willing to do this?
372
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:42,870
Are you saying yes right now?
373
00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:44,850
Just panties, correct?
374
00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:48,930
Yeah, just panties.
375
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,150
For $1,000.
376
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,830
I could do panties for $1,000.
377
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,110
Okay.
378
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:58,170
Alright, but I'm not gonna do it here.
379
00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,210
So, I'll hop in really quick.
380
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:04,130
Just take them off and then I gotta get back from my lunch.
381
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:04,630
Yes.
382
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,540
Is the door unlocked?
383
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:10,920
Yeah, come in.
384
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:14,920
Alright.
385
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:17,460
Yeah, go ahead.
386
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,560
Sit right there.
387
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,220
Do you mind if we, like, drive a little bit?
388
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,100
I don't want to take you away from your job.
389
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:24,520
I don't want to...
390
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,560
Yeah, that's probably because the people...
391
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:26,940
Yeah, the guy.
392
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,200
I don't want him to be, like...
393
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,100
So, we'll just drive up...
394
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,680
We'll just circle the block if you don't mind.
395
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,280
Sounds good.
396
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:32,840
So...
397
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,160
Fuck.
398
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:33,740
You know what?
399
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,680
How embarrassing.
400
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,840
I don't even think I got your name and I'm over here buying your panties.
401
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,120
My name's Mandy.
402
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,540
Alright, Mandy.
403
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,740
So, you agreed to $1,000 for your panties, huh?
404
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:43,880
$1,000 for the panties.
405
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,320
Okay, alright.
406
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:48,770
Well...
407
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,690
Oh, you probably want to...
408
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,350
I think...
409
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:54,240
Sorry.
410
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,270
Yep, we're good.
411
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:00,210
Alright.
412
00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,130
What color do you think they are?
413
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,530
I'm going with...
414
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,130
I like red.
415
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,070
Blue, maybe?
416
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:12,390
You're both wrong.
417
00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:13,410
Oh, really?
418
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,450
Is that pink?
419
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,050
You're going to pull them off from underneath and see?
420
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:21,650
Oh, wow.
421
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,610
Completely maroon.
422
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:24,830
The brown.
423
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:25,450
Brown.
424
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,030
Brown.
425
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,270
They don't match your outfit at all.
426
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:28,690
They do.
427
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:29,290
They match the brown of my skirt.
428
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,190
No, they do not.
429
00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,930
So, those are ours now, huh?
430
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:33,070
Yes.
431
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:34,090
Woo!
432
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:37,210
We have to keep those in a safe place.
433
00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,730
So, how do you feel?
434
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,230
You just sold your panties for $1,000.
435
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,970
I can say I've never done that before.
436
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,950
That's pretty awesome.
437
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,650
I wish someone would buy my underwear for $1,000.
438
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,290
That's really a good point.
439
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:51,730
$1,000.
440
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,450
What else would you sell us for $1,000?
441
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,930
I don't know if I have anything else for $1,000.
442
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,900
I mean, would you...
443
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,230
Are you wearing a bra?
444
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,330
I do.
445
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,110
I'll give you $500 for your bra.
446
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,040
Not for my bra.
447
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,060
My bras are special.
448
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,220
Oh, my bra's special.
449
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,920
Oh, come on.
450
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,060
Alright, I'll give you $1,000 just to show me your titties then.
451
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,480
Just like the top of them?
452
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:29,540
I mean, bare.
453
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,120
You gotta see all of them.
454
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,540
Like, nude titties.
455
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:37,760
Okay.
456
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,340
I mean, you're in the van.
457
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,440
You might as well make it worth it.
458
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,560
The windows are dark.
459
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,820
Yeah, you're here now.
460
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,700
Is that $1,000?
461
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,120
This is gonna help pay for my son's dirt bike.
462
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,920
You're making a lot of money.
463
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:51,860
A lot of money.
464
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:53,760
I don't usually give away this much money.
465
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,260
Gosh, you're gonna do one of those...
466
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,140
Well, you're gonna show it, so yeah.
467
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,400
Oh, look at you.
468
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:07,870
Wow.
469
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,110
Yeah, you definitely would've been fired for that, right?
470
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:11,910
I would've.
471
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,890
So we have you on tape.
472
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,950
We have you on video.
473
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:18,630
Oh, man.
474
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:19,130
Don't worry.
475
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:19,990
We're good people.
476
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,770
I doubt my lawyers watch your guys' channel.
477
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,410
Well, I couldn't show this anyway.
478
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,130
They wouldn't play this on the Tube channel.
479
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:26,870
I couldn't.
480
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:28,930
I would have to blur your face, blur your chest.
481
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,090
Yeah, don't worry about it.
482
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:30,890
We're not bad people.
483
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:35,530
We just like to see what people do for money.
484
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:35,990
That's all.
485
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,790
I'd like to try and get you naked.
486
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,250
Would you consider getting naked?
487
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,490
Probably not.
488
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,810
I'll match what you have already.
489
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,160
Let's see how good you are at math.
490
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:54,830
You have no idea.
491
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:58,490
For what, to be exact?
492
00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,090
$4,000.
493
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,910
Because I have two.
494
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,490
And I gave you $100.
495
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:05,589
$4,200.
496
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,210
$4,100.
497
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:08,829
You're such an honest guy.
498
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:09,930
No, but I'm matching.
499
00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:10,790
So you have $21.
500
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:13,130
$21 times two would be $42.
501
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:13,750
$42.
502
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,690
Wait, I matched.
503
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:17,609
I'll give you $2,100.
504
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,170
$2,100 to get naked.
505
00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:21,829
That's a lot of fucking money.
506
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:26,190
Please take a minute to consider that before I take that back because that is a
507
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:26,630
lot of money.
508
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,690
I mean, you guys have already seen my boobs.
509
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,030
And we own your underwear.
510
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,270
And you own my underwear.
511
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,090
$2,200.
512
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:38,150
I don't know if you could do a lot with $4,200.
513
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:43,110
I mean, if you're talking about BMX, you're talking about bikes and shit,
514
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:44,270
that's...
515
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,710
I mean, I'm sure that sport's expensive.
516
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,410
It's expensive.
517
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:50,150
That's gotta be a decent bike or a decent tire.
518
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:51,410
Yeah.
519
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,610
That would pay for the top end.
520
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,510
Okay, so, see?
521
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,690
I mean, I haven't done anything crazy since...
522
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:01,490
Maybe...
523
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:07,590
Maybe having the money in your hand would like...
524
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:08,670
Make it more real.
525
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:10,430
Yeah.
526
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,110
Okay, I haven't done anything crazy for a while.
527
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,330
Oh, look it.
528
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,370
She's living her life.
529
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,330
She said YOLO.
530
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:21,530
Oh, look, she's...
531
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,770
Look, that's pretty nice though.
532
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,670
I'll give you that.
533
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,150
That's pretty classy.
534
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,750
Her underwear matches her bra.
535
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,330
It does.
536
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:28,530
Oh, look at you.
537
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,750
And now I have an unmatching set.
538
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,770
Yeah, so you...
539
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:36,910
Well, you got enough money to go buy the...
540
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,270
Buy it over again if that's what you want.
541
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,670
So, when's the last time you were with a guy, if you don't mind me asking?
542
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,390
Probably about nine months ago.
543
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:46,750
Wow.
544
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:48,130
And what...
545
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,030
Look, you got more tattoos.
546
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:50,310
I do.
547
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:51,470
Okay.
548
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,430
I have a lot of hidden secrets, so...
549
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,010
I do.
550
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,750
Most of them are covered when I work, so...
551
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,570
I wear blazers or long sleeves, so...
552
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,170
Occasionally the hands and occasionally the top of the feet.
553
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:04,030
Nice.
554
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,230
Wow, she's getting naked.
555
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,030
Naked, naked.
556
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,310
Naked, naked, naked.
557
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:13,230
Having a teenage son that rides dirt bikes is expensive.
558
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,690
Alright, well...
559
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,890
We're getting...
560
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,750
Pretty, uh...
561
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,510
Oh, look at her.
562
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:26,750
She's trimmed and shaved and everything.
563
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,330
What the hell?
564
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,410
You always just trimmed and shaved?
565
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:31,070
I do.
566
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,090
You don't like hair down there?
567
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:33,750
I do not.
568
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,010
But it's itchy and it's hot.
569
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,120
Well...
570
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:47,040
We would not be getting our money's worth if we didn't ask you to, like...
571
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,440
Sit down and spread your legs.
572
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,720
Spread my legs?
573
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,320
So you want to see all of it?
574
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,000
No.
575
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,160
We want to really get our money's worth and see everything.
576
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,720
What do you say?
577
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,580
I guess.
578
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,140
And this isn't going online, correct?
579
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:07,920
No, I can't.
580
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,180
There's no one I can show this to.
581
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,920
Yeah, you'd definitely be fired about now.
582
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:12,520
Yes.
583
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,230
Shit, look at that.
584
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,330
Look, Jay.
585
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:19,870
Huh?
586
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:20,650
Look at that.
587
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,110
Oh, yeah, I'm looking, yeah.
588
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,310
You should get a closer look.
589
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:23,950
Oh, yeah.
590
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:25,170
Like a real close look.
591
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:26,370
Like a real, real close look?
592
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:27,910
Oh, that's real pretty.
593
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:28,950
Put your face down there.
594
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,110
What?
595
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:30,630
No.
596
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,870
No, I'm just saying, like...
597
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,130
I'm not saying touch you.
598
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,650
I'm just saying, like...
599
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:38,850
Right here?
600
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,190
Yeah, there you go.
601
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:40,770
Right here?
602
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,010
That's nice, though.
603
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:45,250
Thank you.
604
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:45,590
Careful.
605
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:48,450
I mean...
606
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,650
So it's been nine months since a guy...
607
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,070
A guy.
608
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,870
Has been naked, well...
609
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,270
While you're naked.
610
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,010
Has been naked while I'm naked.
611
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:57,830
You are correct.
612
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,250
So then what do you...
613
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:01,630
Look at her.
614
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:02,390
She's shy.
615
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:03,630
She's covering up now.
616
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:05,710
So like, what do you...
617
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,570
So what do you do then?
618
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:07,810
Like, do you...
619
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,610
Masturbate a lot?
620
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:10,170
I do.
621
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:11,110
You do?
622
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,410
Definitely masturbate a lot.
623
00:21:12,550 --> 00:21:13,830
What's your favorite, like...
624
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:15,330
Masturbation...
625
00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:17,050
Like, what's your favorite masturbation?
626
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:17,650
Like, what do you do?
627
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,470
There's several different ways you can masturbate, right?
628
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:19,670
There is.
629
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,210
So, I love my wand.
630
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,750
I have a little mini wand.
631
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,150
So it's not the big one.
632
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,510
And it's not super heavy.
633
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,450
And it's just a little mini one.
634
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:28,450
And it gets the job done.
635
00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:29,410
Oh.
636
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:30,930
You ever try, like...
637
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,710
What's your position that you lay?
638
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:33,810
Because I know...
639
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,790
Girls can be like...
640
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,950
Some like to, like...
641
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:36,810
Lay on their stomachs.
642
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:38,670
You know.
643
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,930
Some like to maybe go doggy.
644
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,930
Some like to just lay on their back.
645
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:42,950
Like, what would you say you're...
646
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,510
Normally, my go-to is probably the shower.
647
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:46,990
Because the sound...
648
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:48,010
The shower...
649
00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:49,250
Mutes the...
650
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:49,830
Vibrator.
651
00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:50,870
Oh.
652
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,610
Look at you.
653
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:52,830
So it's a waterproof vibrator.
654
00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:53,450
It is.
655
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,090
Oh, look at you.
656
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:57,390
Oh, you're being sneaky.
657
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:58,250
I am.
658
00:21:58,830 --> 00:21:59,230
Okay.
659
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:00,990
What about guys jerking off?
660
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:01,810
Like, do you, like...
661
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,190
Do you ever watch them?
662
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:04,950
Or have you...
663
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,550
I have a lot of people on Snapchat send me pictures of them.
664
00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:08,570
Okay.
665
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:09,890
So you're a dick watcher.
666
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:11,730
I...
667
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,210
Do you enjoy the pictures?
668
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:15,010
It depends.
669
00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:17,110
I've seen a lot of interesting ones.
670
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,330
So do you like looking at dicks?
671
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:19,570
Yeah.
672
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:20,510
You do?
673
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:22,630
Oh.
674
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:23,390
Okay.
675
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,190
So you would say that you have a lot of experience looking at dicks?
676
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:29,550
I mean...
677
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:30,550
What kind of dicks do you like?
678
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,830
Medically and personal, yes.
679
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:33,750
Okay.
680
00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:34,410
Okay.
681
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:37,860
So like if...
682
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:38,480
Like if he...
683
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,420
Like what would you say about that dick if you got a picture?
684
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,200
Holy...
685
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,620
When did you take it back?
686
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:49,400
Oh, we were talking about dicks and I guess jerking off and he just decided
687
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,640
to...
688
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,700
It was all the masturbation talk.
689
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,120
I would say that it is a nice dick.
690
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,420
Oh, nice.
691
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,560
Not too long, not too thick.
692
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,400
It's a good...
693
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,040
It's good.
694
00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:06,220
It's hard too, look.
695
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,800
It is.
696
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,420
Yeah, it's still hard from when you shot up like three months ago.
697
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,480
Yeah, I'm still like...
698
00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:14,700
Still very tender.
699
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,560
Very focused.
700
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,000
Very focused.
701
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:22,960
You a shy girl?
702
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,620
If he sat next to you, would you get shy?
703
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:26,020
I...
704
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:26,880
Sit next to her.
705
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:27,520
Sit next to her.
706
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:28,940
You don't...
707
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,520
Don't touch her.
708
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,480
Just sit next to her.
709
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,620
Well, get naked.
710
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,060
Why are you wearing clothes on?
711
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,160
I'm already...
712
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,660
I want to see if we can see her blush.
713
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,280
Come on.
714
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,740
She hasn't been with a guy for nine months.
715
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:40,300
Nine months?
716
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:40,660
And...
717
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,540
And he...
718
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,920
Was he white, black?
719
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:44,620
He was white.
720
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,540
He was white?
721
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,640
So what's up, man?
722
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,720
What's up with all these white guys?
723
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,380
Yo.
724
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,280
What the fuck, man?
725
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,060
Look at this dark melatonin skin.
726
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,640
I know.
727
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,800
Somebody that's finally darker than me.
728
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,020
Melatonin.
729
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,280
Melatonin.
730
00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,340
I said it properly.
731
00:23:58,620 --> 00:23:58,860
Yes.
732
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,500
I think she should just jerk off.
733
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,220
Just jerk off.
734
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:03,800
Just jerk off.
735
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:04,320
See what she does.
736
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,680
Just jerk off.
737
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,120
See if...
738
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:07,540
See what you get.
739
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,340
Keep a straight face.
740
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:08,880
I'll give you $100.
741
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,640
You can keep a straight face while he jerks off.
742
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,020
Oh, I can't do that.
743
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,280
Every time you laugh, you owe me $100.
744
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:19,510
Harder.
745
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,080
She's serious about money.
746
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,180
Why are you staring at me?
747
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:26,860
Stare at him.
748
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,320
There you go.
749
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:28,580
See?
750
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,300
She's laughing.
751
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,900
That's because you're making me laugh.
752
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,140
I can keep a straight face if I look at you.
753
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,080
You got nice nails.
754
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,380
Oh, well, thank you.
755
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,840
I bet you give good handjobs.
756
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:43,070
I don't know.
757
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:43,950
Would you touch it for $100?
758
00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:47,350
Sure.
759
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:48,450
You would?
760
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:48,950
Yeah.
761
00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:50,630
Oh, look at you.
762
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,600
And luckily, I was in the sun.
763
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:58,520
My hands aren't freezing.
764
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,820
My hands are always cold.
765
00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:28,850
I mean, we were just looking at this while you're looking at that.
766
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:29,290
Yeah.
767
00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,690
Is that okay?
768
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:39,970
I mean...
769
00:25:41,550 --> 00:25:42,430
I mean...
770
00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:43,370
I don't know.
771
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:44,910
Is it okay?
772
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,450
It's okay.
773
00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:48,370
Okay.
774
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,450
He can stop if he wants.
775
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:55,630
This is like out of my practice.
776
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,490
I haven't done anything wild for a very long time.
777
00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,230
But how does it feel?
778
00:25:59,710 --> 00:26:01,630
How does it feel to let go a little bit?
779
00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:02,090
Refreshing.
780
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:03,030
And do something crazy?
781
00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:07,050
It doesn't make me feel like an old lady that I normally am.
782
00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:08,010
Ah, you feel like...
783
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:14,670
But after having the kid, divorce, that's a bunch of old lady shit.
784
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:16,410
Well, that, and I just...
785
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,710
I put all my focus into him and work that I...
786
00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:19,910
Well, good.
787
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:21,610
Let's think about this then.
788
00:26:21,690 --> 00:26:25,790
Let's think about what makes Mandy happy.
789
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,850
Let's make Mandy happy.
790
00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:29,570
What makes Mandy happy?
791
00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:32,070
Um...
792
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,410
I'm a pleaser.
793
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:35,750
Ooh.
794
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:37,530
Maybe...
795
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,630
Can I?
796
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:39,590
Yeah, of course.
797
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:42,310
Why would I say no?
798
00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:48,430
Oh.
799
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,120
Good for you.
800
00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:15,750
Oh.
801
00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:34,510
Oh.
802
00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:51,370
Fuck.
803
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,500
Oh.
804
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:32,790
Oh.
805
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:44,610
Oh, gosh.
806
00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:52,130
I got this.
807
00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:52,950
You got it?
808
00:28:58,330 --> 00:28:59,530
Years of nursing.
809
00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,310
Oh, my.
810
00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:04,190
Oh.
811
00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:11,810
Mm.
812
00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,090
Ah.
813
00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:16,970
Oh.
814
00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:20,870
Mm.
815
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:25,650
Ah.
816
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,280
Oh.
817
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,040
Ah.
818
00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:41,750
Oh.
819
00:29:45,490 --> 00:29:46,590
Mm.
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