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Steve, what do you have to tell me?
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Megan, this is really, really hard
because, you know, we're getting married
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week. But there's something that I've
been keeping from you that I feel I have
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to confess before we can spend the rest
of our lives together.
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I'm not gay or anything, though, so
don't worry.
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But I am part of a secret society.
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Have you ever heard of the secret
society? It's sort of like that one
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society called the Crossed Bone Skull
Fuckers. Have you heard of them before?
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It's a lot like that. No, absolutely
not. We've been around, this society has
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been around since America has been
around.
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The Founding Fathers, many of the
Founding Fathers were part of the
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Mostly the Confederate founding fathers,
to be honest with you.
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That sounds ridiculous. What are you
talking about? We're called the Cum
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-Bangers. Have you ever heard of us? Cum
-Bangers? Of course you haven't,
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because it's a secret society. Of course
you haven't heard. We're the Cum
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-Bangers. Are you serious? Yes.
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You're not serious. You're joking,
right? We get together. We have these
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meetings.
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Meetings?
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Seven to ten white guys and one black
girl.
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And we have these meetings, and what
happens at these meetings is that those
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to 10 white guys... Please tell me
you're joking.
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...fuck and cum all over the black girl.
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I'm sorry, it's out there now.
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So is that what we're engaged for?
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Do you still love me?
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Of course. Can you still marry me? Of
course, absolutely.
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I love you. Can you still spend the rest
of your life with me? Yes.
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All right.
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But honey, I mean, the reason we do
this...
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is that there are black men all over
America cheating on their beautiful
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girlfriends and wives with snow bunnies.
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And it's fucking disgusting, and we need
to teach them a lesson.
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Yeah, well, I want to experience this
secret operation you have. I mean, we're
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supposed to be getting married and, you
know, being a team together. Yeah,
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sharing everything. Yeah, exactly. So
you want to share the company. Oh,
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so beautiful.
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God, we're going to have a great future
together. We are?
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I know.
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This is a beautiful choice, honey. It's
sexy, it's slutty, but at the same time
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it's kind of pure and it's white, you
know. Yeah. It kind of reminds me of
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wedding dress in a lot of ways. Anyway,
so are you fired up or what? Yeah, I'm
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so excited. This is what's going to
happen, okay? Okay. There's going to be
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seven guys, okay? Uh -huh. They're going
to all be lined up and you're going to
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blow. All of them, one after the other.
This is like my fan page. Is it really?
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Oh, awesome. Oh, my gosh.
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I'm really excited.
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They're going to fucking just basically
be face -fucking you and stuff, so
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that's cool.
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All right. Yeah, they'll probably take
turns face -fucking you and stuff. And
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then, like if you're up for it, they'll
just bend you over a trash can and fuck
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the shit out of you, all seven of them.
Is that cool?
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Yeah. Is that cool, honey? Oh, God. I
love you so much.
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And then at the end, they're just going
to like load after load after load.
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Cover you in their white cum.
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White men with white cum all over your
face.
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Kelly.
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So excited.
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What's up, Steve? What's the scoop this
week?
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Guys, I got some good news and I got
some bad news.
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What would you like to hear first?
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Good news. I'll give you the bad news
first.
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Okay. As of today, I am retiring.
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Bullshit. As king of the cum bank.
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What?
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I'm out. That's the bad news.
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The good news is two -part good news.
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First of all, I'm naming Eric as the new
king of the comeback.
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Secondly,
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the reason I'm retiring is that I'm
getting married.
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And my wife doesn't want me to come bang
anymore.
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But that's bullshit.
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I told her the only way that I would
quit.
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is if she did a come bang.
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What she was asking me to give up.
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So today, you are going to be able to
come bang the future Mrs.
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Steve Steele. What are you talking
about? You mean I'm going to come bang
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wife? That's exactly what I'm talking
about, Elmer.
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My future wife.
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Amen.
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You're watching Come Bang, and I'm going
to show my husband what a good little
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slut I am, and I'm going to suck about
seven cocks.
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Steve done good.
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Hell yeah. All hail former King Steve.
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All hail.
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The new king is crowned.
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It's our night for Steve to leave in
this way.
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Oh, we appreciate Steve so much.
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Let me see your eyes, though. Look at
me.
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Look at, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Nice. Look out, mama.
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Squeeze it hard.
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Squeeze it nice and hard. Come on.
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Spin on all those dicks.
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Spin on all of them.
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I'm going to send you up to Steve Nass
and warm you up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just a little more to that.
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Just like that.
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That's some good spit right there.
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That's better than fucking lube right
there.
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Angel.
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Hell yeah.
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Enjoy every minute of it.
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How
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does
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that feel there, Mr. Spade?
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I don't even think we got enough cock
there for him. I don't think we do.
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Well, that's dirty.
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Come here.
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Slap it in.
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Slap it in.
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I love it when she lassoes me in like
that.
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Wake it up. Wake it up, mama. Wake it
up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, you know what we're going to
do for our ex -king, Steve?
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What are we going to do? We're going to
get a trash can and bend you over and
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fuck you.
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You know what?
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Lick your pussy juice off.
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Lick your pussy juice off there.
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Right here, being stuck and caught.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Push it, push it. Get out.
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Yeah, look at me.
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Something good.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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I've got white milk all over my face.
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Please. Come on, please.
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Come on.
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Tasty.
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Yeah, sour milk.
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Please.
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so proud of me.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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and sees this.
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He's going to be so proud of me.
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Come all over my face like a dirty
little slut.
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That's why he's marrying me because I'm
a dirty little slut.
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He will be
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I still can't believe he retired, but
you were a nice present for us. As the
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king of ComeBang .com. Queen.
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This is your own special shirt. I get a
shirt.
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I'm so proud.
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My husband's going to be so excited to
see this.
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