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Keanu Reeves!
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And you all know George Lucas,
right?
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I'd really like to go home, though.
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Come on, only a few more weeks left in the
exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to
call for help.
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Oh, and over here, oh wow, the most
important figures in the exhibit.
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Without them, there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry... Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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Minions.
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I know the Minions, but I've never seen...
James and Henry.
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Yeah, never heard of them.
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Me neither.
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But this is insane.
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James and Henry are legends, and they
changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood, they changed the
world.
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And their story is epic.
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What is she talking about?
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You know what?
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Change of plans.
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Everybody sit down.
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Now, all of you, come on, sit down.
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Tommy, you two glasses, and Mr. Johnson,
and you too, Bubble Girl.
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As you may know, throughout time,
dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming
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our planet, searching for the perfect
villain to serve.
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And among them was a very special guy.
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That's him right there, James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but above all, he loved
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to invent stories and
share them with his buddies.
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Hey, Alberto, look at the book.
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The rest of his tribe, however, they were just
interested in one thing.
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To serve the most evil master they can
find.
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And this guy checked all the boxes.
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Scary?
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Check.
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Burly?
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Check.
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Super mean?
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Double check.
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He was a perfect ten.
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To show their new master how much they
cared, the Minions did everything for him.
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But James wanted to
go one step further and
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create something truly
wonderful for his master.
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Boot, boot, boot!
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The Minions were
banished from the Cyclops'
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island that day, and
everyone was mad at James.
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Well, not everyone.
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One other Minion found it very funny.
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And that was Henry.
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They were inseparable.
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The best of friends and
by each other's side, no
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matter where they went
or who they worked for.
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Their next master was extremely promising,
very powerful, and importantly,
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very evil.
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And his book, oh, dear me, it had some
wicked spells in it.
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Monster.
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Oh, la, oh.
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Les dames amants, les dames amies.
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Les mega cutas.
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Go, go, go!
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Once again, the Minions had inadvertently
lost a master.
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On the plus side, James and Henry's
friendship became stronger that day.
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Even if it made some of the other Minions
unhappy.
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This is Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly Minion who is a bit hard
of hearing.
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So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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And so the Minions went from one boss to
the next.
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And there were many.
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Uh, buddies?
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But after a while, they couldn't find any
more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time, the Minions wandered
about, tired and losing hope.
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And that very bossy Minion there,
that's Dick.
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He barked at everyone to make camp for the
night.
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Now, because of their non-stop blabbering
and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from everyone else,
as per usual.
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Which was fine with
them, as it meant they could
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stay up all night discussing
the meaning of life.
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The cosmos, their hopes, their dreams.
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Oh, poor el!
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Oh la la!
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Malpeli!
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Serapellissimo, James!
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Ah, et là, c'est les Dicks, mais sous la
paragousse.
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Mic, honneur, mic, honneur, mic,
honneur!
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Hey, oh!
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Henry, what kind?
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De... de... quesaco?
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Casaco, que le mi cadeau.
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Allez!
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Casa!
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Oh, c'est l'ami!
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C'est l'ami!
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And with that, Dick lost his temper...
again.
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And he said all he had on his mind about
the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard about
Dick's remarks... and decided to punch him.
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But thankfully, Ed intervened,
signed for his friend to calm down,
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breathe deeply, and...
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punched Dick himself.
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Well, this seemed like the breaking point.
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But then, Dick saw something that would
change the Minions' lives forever.
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Oh, Dick!
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do you have any idea what you have done?
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Of course, I did the
boss and the conductor,
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the chicanesen, and
everything, everything!
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It was the perfect scene, all that work,
all that money, all that effort!
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Get out of here!
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You, you, you, you, you, you, you,
and you!
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Me?
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Definitely you!
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Get out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Out!
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It's going in!
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Hey, boss, we're out of film.
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This is not going to go down well.
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You tell that no-talent bum, if he messes
up again, he's fired!
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And then, send him a bottle of champagne,
because it's his birthday!
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Ah, there he is, our favorite director!
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Oh, hello, Mr. Bright, Mr. Bright.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, let's see what you've shot.
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All the scenes, now.
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We are so excited to see you.
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Come on, let's go!
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Just so you know, Mr. Bright, we had... a
small... problem.
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A problem?
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It's just a puzzle for French to solve.
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Problems cost money.
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Oh, well, this scene is terrible.
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You will never work in this town again.
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But we're sure you'll do great in any
number of other towns.
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Roll the scene, please, and thank you.
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Oh, here we go.
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What is going on?
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I know, that's what I was trying to tell
you, isn't it?
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What are those things?
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Ah, they, uh... You
changed the whole scene!
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But I didn't!
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You did!
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Guys, oh boy, I did it!
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He's genius!
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What?
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You see, it's great!
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It's better than great.
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I love it!
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Those sickly children!
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Oh, they're fantastic!
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They have to be in every shot of the
movie.
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Ah, yeah!
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Okay, absolutely!
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I'm going to get my very good friends.
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It's those, uh, uh, what's their names?
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Put them in the movie!
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Sam?
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Elwood?
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Would you mind playing it?
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All right!
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Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie!
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Ah, yes it is, Elwood.
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Get them!
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Get them, boys!
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Faster, faster!
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We need to find them!
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Where are they?
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Get out of the way!
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Move it, move it!
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Take the next right!
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They could be on the sunset!
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Hey, hey!
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Don't let them get away!
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You got it!
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Uh, first things first.
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Who are you?
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My name is Henry.
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Me?
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And my name is Dick.
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Ah, it's actually Ed.
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Uh... And me again!
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And me again!
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And me again!
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And me again!
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Is there a name I can just call all of
you?
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Minions!
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Look, Minions, my name is Max.
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Hello, Max!
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Yeah, hi!
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Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier.
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So, I would like to work with you.
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We should make movies!
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Movies?
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Movies?
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You don't know what movies are?
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Movies are stories that play out right in
front of you.
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And people love them!
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And people love the people who make them!
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Welcome to Pride Brothers Pictures!
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Where we make all kinds of movies!
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Hello, Joe!
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It is fantastico!
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It's exciting, isn't it?
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Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm!
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How about you, gentlemen?
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Do you want to make movies too?
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Excellent!
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Let's get to work!
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So, I need you to act in a very simple
scene.
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You stay here, and I shall return!
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Okay, listen up!
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So, here's the scene.
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You see those large, heavily armed men?
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They suspect you have killed their leader,
and they want you dead!
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Alright, I need you to really sell the
drama!
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You do a good job, and you're hired!
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You fail, and it's back to wandering the
streets, scavenging for food.
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Have fun with it!
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Okay, ready?
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Action!
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Attack!!!
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Back to back!
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Buddy!
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Back to back!
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Nothing?
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Okay, that was... perfect!
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Idiots!
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Are you ready to become stars?
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And I mean the biggest stars the world has
ever seen!
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The
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world has never been a better place!
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The economy is forever booming,
with no sign of slowing down, ever!
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People have never been so happy,
and the future has never looked so bright!
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Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, the new
stars of the silver screen took the world
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by storm, and changed the face of the
motion picture industry forever!
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With movies like The Good, The Bad,
and The Stupid!
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Look behind you, and then down!
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And they came from
the stars to hit you with
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a frying pan, part four,
Target Miami Beach!
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The minions have become
the kings of the box office, and
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it seems that the public just
can't get enough of them!
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We spent weeks with the
super mini sensations, and
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we're going to let you in
on a few of their secrets!
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Our boys have moved into a luxurious house
in Battery Hills, where they'll be able to
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enjoy a comfortably large game room,
and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna!
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Their lives have changed since Bane hit
them!
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They can't go anywhere without being
recognized!
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Haha!
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Run, boys, run!
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Looks are everything in
Tinseltown, and the minions are
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always on the hunt for the
hottest, most modern looks!
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And not only that!
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Now there's Minions merchandise!
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What will they pick up next?
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And boy, Hollywood
has never seen parties like
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the ones those party
gentlemen are throwing!
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Yes, the Minions are on top of the world!
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They truly have it all!
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Yes!
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On it!
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I can't wait to see!
266
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,420
On comment, please!
267
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:52,120
James, my boy, you have a real gift for
filmmaking!
268
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,620
Oh, thank you!
269
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:56,460
Yeah, you have what it takes to become a
director!
270
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,540
There could even be an Oscar in your
future!
271
00:31:58,860 --> 00:31:59,240
Oscar?
272
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,240
What's that called?
273
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:04,320
Ah, it's an award given out to the best
films and filmmakers!
274
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,720
Ah!
275
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,620
And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes
to...
276
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,320
James!
277
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:28,100
Thank you!
278
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:28,780
James!
279
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:29,980
James!
280
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,640
Are you alright, my friend?
281
00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:32,641
Ah!
282
00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:36,040
Wait, what's happening?
283
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:36,860
What is this?
284
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,520
I'll tell you what it is!
285
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,560
It's the future of cinema!
286
00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:42,300
Everyone's doing it, Max!
287
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:47,621
From now on, our movies
are gonna have... Sound!
288
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,380
That right there, what I just said,
that was sound!
289
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,100
I have a very good feeling about this!
290
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,280
Quiet, everyone!
291
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,460
Are you ready, Henry?
292
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920
This will be great!
293
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,040
Okay, we're recording!
294
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,340
And action!
295
00:33:29,930 --> 00:33:32,571
You disappeared from
my life five years ago and
296
00:33:32,572 --> 00:33:35,230
now you think you can
come waltzing back in?
297
00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:36,150
Well, no!
298
00:33:36,410 --> 00:33:37,410
No, I say!
299
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:40,410
Get lost, you handsome bastard!
300
00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:44,890
Oh, Henry!
301
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:48,510
My mother warned me about men like you!
302
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,903
Mmm, body!
303
00:33:58,430 --> 00:33:59,430
Piñata!
304
00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:00,730
Carbonara!
305
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,330
Lasagna!
306
00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:04,290
What?
307
00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,790
What?
308
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:06,990
What?
309
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:14,190
Are you with us, Sarge?
310
00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:15,409
We need you!
311
00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:17,249
What are we gonna.
312
00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:23,280
..
313
00:34:23,281 --> 00:34:24,281
Yes, Sarge?
314
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,070
Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
315
00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:03,670
Tiny bit of milk.
316
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:05,390
Two sugars.
317
00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:07,610
Thank you.
318
00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:10,610
Bullseye!
319
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,450
This is a disaster!
320
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:13,650
We've lost millions!
321
00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:16,950
You know who I blame?
322
00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:17,610
Them!
323
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,190
Sadly, yes.
324
00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:20,370
Get out of here!
325
00:35:20,371 --> 00:35:23,116
Bob, we wish you the best of
luck in your new endeavor and we
326
00:35:23,117 --> 00:35:26,030
hope we can still be friends
who never speak to each other.
327
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:26,650
Leave!
328
00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,930
And have a great life away from us.
329
00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:36,090
Oscar?
330
00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:40,610
James, you're never gonna win an Oscar!
331
00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:41,770
You're done!
332
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,230
You're fired!
333
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,200
Goodbye, Eric.
334
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,020
Bye, bye, bye.
335
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,940
Hasta la vista, Quentin.
336
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,020
Bye, bye, Max.
337
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,320
Goodbye, Stephen.
338
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,420
Tschüss!
339
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,720
Ciao, Federico.
340
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800
Bye, bye, Max.
341
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:05,540
Dick.
342
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040
Max.
343
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,220
Henry, James, good luck, my friends.
344
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,140
Don't worry, boys.
345
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,080
It's just a minor setback.
346
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,820
Thank you.
347
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,580
You're going to be find things, James.
348
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,480
You're going to do great things.
349
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,160
Hey, James!
350
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,240
Bye, bye, Max.
351
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,030
No, no, no!
352
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:49,450
Why?
353
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:50,670
Why did you do that?
354
00:36:55,450 --> 00:36:56,610
Bravo, Dick, bravo.
355
00:36:56,611 --> 00:36:57,611
No!
356
00:37:10,390 --> 00:37:11,710
Come back, Vittor!
357
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,100
Okay.
358
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,460
Come back, Vittor.
359
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,860
Puccucci, puccuc.
360
00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:45,780
Hey, Vittor.
361
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:46,660
Good night.
362
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,760
Good night, Vittor.
363
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,080
Hey, Mitch, good night.
364
00:37:49,081 --> 00:37:50,081
Good night, Greg.
365
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:50,920
Good night, George.
366
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,580
Good night, Steven.
367
00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:52,360
Good night, Bruno.
368
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,220
Good night, Julian.
369
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,260
Thomas, good night.
370
00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,580
Good night, James.
371
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,900
Mercato?
372
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,180
Eureka!
373
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,080
Patron!
374
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,160
C'è un storia!
375
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,460
Confida Minions!
376
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,440
Chiedi Patagon!
377
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,560
L'epoca nostra!
378
00:38:39,561 --> 00:38:40,561
Padanza!
379
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,280
L'epoca nostra!
380
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:41,840
Maca!
381
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,800
L'epoca nostra!
382
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Pari saca nostra!
383
00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:07,310
James puncia la storia!
384
00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:08,850
E la trasforma in movies!
385
00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:10,210
Movies?
386
00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:11,570
Cretino idea!
387
00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:14,770
Ma la storia di James era fantastico!
388
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,390
Minions non maca movies!
389
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:18,870
Succa di Big Boss!
390
00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:20,050
E la duretta!
391
00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:20,850
E l'alba James!
392
00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:22,210
E giuntas!
393
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:22,990
Non è che tale!
394
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:23,410
Basta!
395
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:23,870
Basta!
396
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:24,630
Big Boss!
397
00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,471
E... Big Boss!
398
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:29,010
Ops!
399
00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:30,530
Scusa Greg!
400
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:31,770
Alles gut?
401
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:32,910
Si!
402
00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,390
Tu maca tu movies!
403
00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:35,630
Tu fingere boss!
404
00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:37,090
Come riga!
405
00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:38,230
Big Boss!
406
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:39,330
Big Boss!
407
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:39,870
Big Boss!
408
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:41,210
Big Boss!
409
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:42,490
Big Boss!
410
00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:43,110
Big Boss!
411
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,530
Parada!
412
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770
Non è maca di movie!
413
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:47,350
E la sera!
414
00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:48,590
La vera...
415
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,430
Oh, he's so scary!
416
00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,730
James, I love your movie!
417
00:40:12,070 --> 00:40:14,970
Yes, it's clear this is a real passion
project.
418
00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:18,530
And you need to make it, whatever
challenges get in your way.
419
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:22,670
Advice?
420
00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,490
Well, where do I start?
421
00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:27,670
I mean...
422
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,510
You guys have film equipment?
423
00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:33,270
No.
424
00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:34,850
Ah, no film equipment.
425
00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:36,770
A crew?
426
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:39,610
No crew either.
427
00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:42,310
And you wrote a monster movie?
428
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:43,890
With a very big monster?
429
00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:49,890
And what are you going to use for your
monster?
430
00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:51,070
Ah.
431
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:53,710
Aha.
432
00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:54,890
Okay.
433
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,950
Listen to me carefully.
434
00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:59,470
What I'm going to tell you is very,
very important.
435
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:04,856
So, if you want to make a
Fantasticus very cool monster
436
00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:08,130
movie, you will need a
Fantasticus very cool monster.
437
00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,770
I can't really help you with that,
I'm afraid.
438
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:16,930
But I can give you this.
439
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,100
A camera?
440
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Really?
441
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,760
It was a gift from my father.
442
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,520
My first camera.
443
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,780
I'm passing it on to you now.
444
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:44,340
I believe in you, James.
445
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:46,460
I know you'll do great.
446
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:51,910
And remember, a very cool monster movie
needs a very cool monster.
447
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,700
Ah, darling, come over here.
448
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,720
Good luck, guys.
449
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,721
Ah.
450
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,080
Oh,
451
00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:26,670
I'm happy you're happy.
452
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:29,970
Now, do you mind if I go on with the
story?
453
00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:31,970
Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes.
454
00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:33,610
Yes, please continue.
455
00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:35,650
What about Dick and the other minions?
456
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,130
Did they find a new boss?
457
00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,890
Oh, yes, well, I was getting to it.
458
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:45,710
Dick and his friends were about to fulfill
the mission of every minion ever and find
459
00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:49,490
their tribe the greatest, most evil master
to serve.
460
00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:02,410
Turn to activities and listen.
461
00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,630
What's going on?
462
00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:09,362
I am Dork, and I was
sent here by the supreme
463
00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:13,431
High Ruler to judge
this pathetic planet.
464
00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:15,730
Big Boss?
465
00:43:15,731 --> 00:43:20,590
But first, a Dork needs to find loyal
assistants.
466
00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:25,130
Hey, you, with the very cool spaceship,
do you want to serve Dork?
467
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:26,810
Okay, let's go home.
468
00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:29,350
You can do this kind of thing on your
mom's weekend.
469
00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,550
Oh, yes, and...
470
00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:37,410
Guys, look at this winner.
471
00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:38,730
Ah, thank you.
472
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:39,630
That's very kind.
473
00:43:39,631 --> 00:43:42,670
Are you and your burly
friends interested in
474
00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:46,290
assisting Dork in a
potentially dangerous mission?
475
00:43:46,610 --> 00:43:50,050
Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot
suit is talking to us.
476
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,630
I can assure you that this is no costume.
477
00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:57,890
You know, it's dangerous to hang out here
dressed as a tin can.
478
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:06,650
A tin can wishes it were as tough as me,
so there.
479
00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:10,910
I sense you are preparing a hostile
attack.
480
00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:12,230
Please stop.
481
00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:12,890
Oh, yeah?
482
00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:14,330
Or what?
483
00:44:21,676 --> 00:44:23,036
Why, you...
484
00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,650
Now you've done it.
485
00:44:30,390 --> 00:44:36,630
Dork was on a simple mission to decide
whether or not Earth should be invaded.
486
00:44:36,631 --> 00:44:41,250
And then you went and got all up in Dork's
facial recognition sensors.
487
00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:46,090
Dork has made his decision regarding the
fate of this planet.
488
00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:52,610
Dork is going to invade Earth and enslave
humanity!
489
00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:56,050
Hey, hey, excuse me, excuse me!
490
00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,410
Ah, greetings.
491
00:44:58,970 --> 00:44:59,970
I am Dork.
492
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,130
Ah, hello, Dork.
493
00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:02,310
I am Dick.
494
00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:03,550
Salutations, Richard.
495
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,670
No, no, no, Dick.
496
00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:07,630
Hmm, okay.
497
00:45:08,190 --> 00:45:12,570
Do you want to assist Dork in a
potentially dangerous mission?
498
00:45:12,730 --> 00:45:13,730
Si!
499
00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:15,970
Great!
500
00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:18,990
Follow Dork back to Dork's secret lair!
501
00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:23,290
Viva!
502
00:45:23,550 --> 00:45:24,070
Viva!
503
00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:25,270
Viva!
504
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,750
Okay, mal auto-tipac, Leonid.
505
00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:31,570
Henry?
506
00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:32,330
Si, si.
507
00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:33,630
Ed?
508
00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:34,850
Vamos!
509
00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:37,510
Miso soup!
510
00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:40,450
Yaki unigiri!
511
00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:42,110
Luka edamame!
512
00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:44,430
Shizuki nanenomu!
513
00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:45,810
Daifuku!
514
00:45:52,490 --> 00:45:53,570
Luka!
515
00:46:29,176 --> 00:46:32,116
I am forever!
516
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,040
What are you doing there, mister?
517
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,880
Henry?
518
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,360
Sono veloz!
519
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,240
Buah, non hai buta' para tu movie,
James.
520
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,220
Buah, buah, venidablos.
521
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,000
Oh, no.
522
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:47,440
I feel like I've disappointed you in some
way.
523
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,720
I'm so sorry.
524
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,360
You want big, scary monsters?
525
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400
Come here, come here!
526
00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:04,100
Oh, you need monsters for your movie!
527
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900
I know.
528
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,450
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
529
00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,810
But my friends just call me Goomy for
short.
530
00:47:17,330 --> 00:47:18,430
Oh, so James.
531
00:47:18,431 --> 00:47:20,330
Oh, James.
532
00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,310
Rolls off the face tendrils.
533
00:47:22,730 --> 00:47:23,730
James.
534
00:47:23,830 --> 00:47:24,390
Is that it, Henry?
535
00:47:24,670 --> 00:47:25,670
Hey, bello!
536
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:26,210
Henry!
537
00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:27,610
Oh, I like it.
538
00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:29,110
It sounds tough and rugged.
539
00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:32,231
It's like, oh, look out,
here comes... Henry!
540
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:33,370
It a lid.
541
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,800
Wipe your insolent feet before stepping
into the lair of dirt.
542
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,860
Uh... Tamarale lair?
543
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:58,680
Affirmative.
544
00:47:58,681 --> 00:48:00,520
Everyone, file in.
545
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:01,860
Dort?
546
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,620
Where have you been?
547
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,960
Oh, Mrs. Kotikoff.
548
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,460
Yes, so sorry.
549
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,940
Dort had an important work meeting.
550
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,340
But I come with good news.
551
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,580
Look what I found on my way back.
552
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,680
Those muffins you love.
553
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:21,260
I only like the blueberry ones.
554
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,660
Yes, you're in luck.
555
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,780
And I can only eat them with a glass of
milk.
556
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,080
Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.
557
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:36,940
Ah, what a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.
558
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,700
She shall be spared when Dort overthrows
the planet.
559
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,140
Excuse me.
560
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:41,900
Excuse me.
561
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:43,180
As will her cat.
562
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,440
Uh, hello?
563
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:44,780
Sorry.
564
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,200
Whoops.
565
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:49,940
Everyone, commence greeting Dort's
roommate, Floyd.
566
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:52,640
Uh, hello, Floyd.
567
00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:57,250
Hey, Dort, is that you?
568
00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:00,050
Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume,
minion.
569
00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,350
This is definitely a lair.
570
00:49:02,590 --> 00:49:03,690
No, look up.
571
00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,310
Pink.
572
00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:12,456
Oh, Floyd.
573
00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,090
Yes, yes, Floyd.
574
00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,270
Caprisci, the Macedonian.
575
00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:18,190
Ha, ha, ha, you foolish, naive minion.
576
00:49:18,630 --> 00:49:21,689
You are actually standing
in a very futuristic alien
577
00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:24,190
spaceship, made to look
like a dingy apartment.
578
00:49:24,191 --> 00:49:25,790
Very realistic, isn't it?
579
00:49:25,870 --> 00:49:26,870
Even a weird smell.
580
00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:28,270
That's all fake.
581
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:29,330
Impressive, I know.
582
00:49:32,650 --> 00:49:35,650
But, but, but nothing.
583
00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:38,474
No, Dort needs to
retreat to his private
584
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:42,191
quarters to, uh, report
back to his home planet.
585
00:49:42,350 --> 00:49:44,990
Engaging in slaving my own...
586
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,510
Oh, hello.
587
00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:52,950
Okay, okay, calma, calma.
588
00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:54,290
Hey, buddies, look up.
589
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,930
Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble.
590
00:49:58,650 --> 00:49:59,890
Hi, fellas.
591
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:02,590
Wubble, wubble.
592
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,040
James, you're so passionate.
593
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,740
I think you're a genius.
594
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,080
Oh, thank you.
595
00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:15,081
Huh?
596
00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:10,343
Ha, ha, whoopsie.
597
00:51:37,113 --> 00:51:40,653
Attention, attention minions and
followers.
598
00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:44,960
Dort has finally received his orders from
the supreme High Ruler.
599
00:51:44,961 --> 00:51:49,000
It is time to officially invade Earth.
600
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,560
Oh, oh, yes, oh, sorry, my apologies.
601
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,160
With me.
602
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,673
Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort.
603
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,580
Oh, hello there, little fella.
604
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,420
Dort meant your sandcastle no harm.
605
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,100
Hey, please stop your shovel attack.
606
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,680
Cease immediately, or you will pay the
price.
607
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,780
Look out, look out, buddies.
608
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:16,960
Let's see how you fare against a similar
attack, tiny insurgent.
609
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,860
Hey, you, in the robot suit.
610
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,700
No, no, no, you can't take that kid.
611
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,040
He must be taught a lesson.
612
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:26,680
And also, he started it.
613
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,460
You are not from around these parts,
are you?
614
00:53:30,461 --> 00:53:31,461
Well, no.
615
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,660
I originate from the planet Metlar.
616
00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:36,760
Near the G45T system.
617
00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:37,580
Right.
618
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,496
I don't know where that is.
619
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,478
But, I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself, so I
620
00:53:42,479 --> 00:53:45,440
understand the feeling of
being a stranger in the big city.
621
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,580
So, what you're saying is, I am now free
to kick him.
622
00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:54,260
No, you can't.
623
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,000
Well, I should get a move on.
624
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,380
My friends and I are headed to a protest
for women's rights.
625
00:53:59,381 --> 00:54:01,520
Do you believe women and men are equal?
626
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,420
Why, yes, of course.
627
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:04,620
Oh, good.
628
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:07,100
And that you both now belong to the
Supreme Ruler equally.
629
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,580
You're so funny and cute.
630
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,480
I mean, what you said.
631
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,060
What you said is cute.
632
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:16,620
Pardon?
633
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,380
Come on, Debbie, we're going to be late.
634
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,961
Did you say Dort was...
Yes, women of the Pope!
635
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,560
Yes, women of the Pope!
636
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,140
Yes, women of the Pope!
637
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,460
Don't kick children!
638
00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:32,540
Uh, us?
639
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:33,860
Minions!
640
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,800
Dort is, uh, uh, slightly postponing
Earth's invasion!
641
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440
Huh?
642
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,740
You heard me!
643
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,180
Follow Dort!
644
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,340
Give women the vote!
645
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,940
Give women the vote!
646
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,560
Give women the vote!
647
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,640
Uh, uh, uh, uh, yes?
648
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,520
Yes, women of the Pope!
649
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,320
Yes, women of the Pope!
650
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,820
Yes, women of the Pope!
651
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,200
The
652
00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:05,690
entrance is straight ahead!
653
00:55:05,691 --> 00:55:08,030
Hmm, hmm.
654
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,680
Wait for you to meet my best!
655
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,480
Watch your step!
656
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,580
You're going to love these gents.
657
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,661
We get them, and then
we go to... Hollywood!
658
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,340
Hollywood, yes, sir.
659
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,740
To make your movie!
660
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,820
Don't be scared, though.
661
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,980
They're such good guys.
662
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:03,840
Just try not to look too delicious.
663
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,780
Look at you!
664
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:31,900
Behind you!
665
00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:38,860
Hey, Gooby!
666
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,400
Thanks for the jailbreak!
667
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,240
Ha ha ha!
668
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:41,940
All right!
669
00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:43,100
Where were we?
670
00:56:43,101 --> 00:56:45,580
Howard and Phillips, destroy world!
671
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,060
Yeah!
672
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,820
But wait, I'm sorry.
673
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,620
Quick question.
674
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:51,196
I want to eat one of these funny-looking
yellow guys first.
675
00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:52,220
Is that okay?
676
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:59,680
We are not going to destroy the world,
nor eat anyone in this room.
677
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:00,820
Are we clear?
678
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:02,460
Not really.
679
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,900
Destroying stuff is kind of our thing.
680
00:57:04,901 --> 00:57:07,480
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
681
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,720
No, all that stuff is over.
682
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,460
We are no longer evil.
683
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:14,720
We work in the motion picture industry.
684
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,120
See?
685
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,240
No worldwide destruction.
686
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:20,040
No devouring funny-looking yellow guys.
687
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,780
We're just going to help James here make
his dreams come true.
688
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240
Huh?
689
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360
Oh!
690
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,840
Okay!
691
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:32,720
Ha ha ha!
692
00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:33,940
Wink wink!
693
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:35,700
Got it!
694
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,060
All right, we're in!
695
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,000
They're in!
696
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,640
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
697
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:01,240
Howard having super weird day.
698
00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:07,470
Monster!
699
00:58:08,690 --> 00:58:09,690
Monster!
700
00:58:13,770 --> 00:58:14,770
Yes!
701
00:58:17,090 --> 00:58:18,490
Oh,
702
00:59:46,370 --> 00:59:47,870
where you make muffies?
703
00:59:47,871 --> 00:59:48,871
See?
704
00:59:52,010 --> 00:59:53,690
You hear that, guys?
705
00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,290
This is where it all happens!
706
01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:20,540
Oh, oh, oh, look!
707
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,640
This is great!
708
01:00:21,641 --> 01:00:22,641
Huh?
709
01:00:30,326 --> 01:00:35,266
Oh James, you painted such a wonderful
picture with your beautiful gibberish.
710
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,880
Your movie is going to be fantastic.
711
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,220
Isn't it, guys?
712
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:39,680
No!
713
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:41,820
Who cares about the movie?
714
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,720
I just want to eat people and chase
people and... Smoosh people with feet!
715
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:48,380
Exactly!
716
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,380
Smoosh!
717
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,720
Howard gets it!
718
01:00:50,721 --> 01:00:51,721
Huh?
719
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,240
Oh, ha ha ha!
720
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,060
Okay, just a little moment, please.
721
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:58,560
Are you and you a word?
722
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,360
We'll be right back.
723
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,240
Okay.
724
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,241
Okay.
725
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,460
Toby,
726
01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:17,680
what are we doing here?
727
01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,120
Back in the good old days,
you were all about going
728
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,920
from planet to planet,
obliterating everything in sight.
729
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,920
Now you want to make movies?
730
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,800
You've changed, man.
731
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:27,960
Howard, I agree!
732
01:01:27,961 --> 01:01:30,160
Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust?
733
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,360
Of course we're going to destroy
everything.
734
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,240
When those cameras start rolling,
we're going to conjure Irene.
735
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:37,900
Irene?
736
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:38,400
Really?
737
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:41,880
Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself.
738
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:46,701
We're going to have our revenge, but we're
going to destroy everything on the planet.
739
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:47,860
Destroy!
740
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,720
Come on, stop!
741
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,180
Uh, destroy?
742
01:01:55,181 --> 01:01:57,580
Oh, hey, hey, Henry, buddy!
743
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:00,960
James!
744
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,440
Ha ha ha ha!
745
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,900
James!
746
01:02:59,140 --> 01:02:59,400
Huh?
747
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:00,780
Henry?
748
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:03,540
Hide him!
749
01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:04,740
Hide him quick!
750
01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:05,940
Henry?
751
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,400
Oh, hi, James.
752
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,860
No, there's no Henry here.
753
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:17,100
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
talking about, uh, a friend of ours.
754
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:20,240
That would be great in your movie!
755
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,340
This is Irene.
756
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:31,060
Imagine the movie opens with Irene being
conjured.
757
01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:36,180
The coolest monster ever, unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world!
758
01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:40,100
Oh, I promise you, James, you've never
seen a monster like her!
759
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Okay, bye-bye!
760
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:42,420
Bye-bye!
761
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,700
Me and I were having a little chat.
762
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,180
Henry?
763
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,320
Yeah, yeah, Henry.
764
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,960
And he said he's sorry for being such a
doink, and also that the scene we're about
765
01:04:21,961 --> 01:04:25,380
to do, you know, when Irene arrives,
he thinks it's missing something.
766
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:25,940
Huh?
767
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:26,880
Besides us?
768
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
769
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,080
But Henry had a solution.
770
01:04:30,081 --> 01:04:34,140
What if, when the monster first comes out,
she eats a victim?
771
01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,480
To let the audience know, she means
business.
772
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:42,120
And better yet, Henry has volunteered to
play the part of the first...
773
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,940
Oh, man, he seems excited!
774
01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,150
Aww.
775
01:04:54,190 --> 01:05:02,831
Well, James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, are
you ready to start making your first movie?
776
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:07,270
By the way, are you okay with me appearing
in this scene?
777
01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,630
This is your project.
778
01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:09,946
I don't want to step on any toes.
779
01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:10,970
No problemo!
780
01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:12,130
Luviosa!
781
01:05:14,130 --> 01:05:15,130
Sonor!
782
01:05:15,930 --> 01:05:17,170
Y Smoka!
783
01:05:18,550 --> 01:05:20,010
Minions y monstruos!
784
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,250
Uno!
785
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,300
Earth is living its last moment.
786
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,340
The monsters are...
787
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,800
Yosefos!
788
01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,940
Zlatan!
789
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,700
Carbonita!
790
01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:57,820
Alea Dr. Egg!
791
01:05:59,140 --> 01:06:00,540
Mercurio!
792
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:02,000
Zulubiri!
793
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,200
Caramel!
794
01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:08,260
Magiator!
795
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,520
Beautiful!
796
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:41,700
So big!
797
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,780
So orange!
798
01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:45,300
So c-c-cool!
799
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,900
Now feed, I read!
800
01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:54,280
Feast on our modest offering, and go forth
into the world!
801
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,320
What a perfect
802
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,899
day this has been.
803
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:54,399
Thank you so much.
804
01:08:54,979 --> 01:08:56,220
Oh, oh no!
805
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,740
No, no, no!
806
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Thank you!
807
01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:00,060
I really like you, Dort.
808
01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:02,800
You're... you're not like the other men
that I know.
809
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,364
Hmm, you mean Dort is
not all about suppressing
810
01:09:06,365 --> 01:09:09,141
feelings to avoid
appearing vulnerable?
811
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:15,240
Well, yes, but more like with you,
well, I feel respected and listened to.
812
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,300
Aww, Debbie!
813
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,420
Dort.
814
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:44,600
Huh?
815
01:09:44,819 --> 01:09:46,120
Oh my heaven!
816
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,420
Look at that thing!
817
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,800
Well, he's no match for my robot
boyfriend!
818
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:50,840
Go!
819
01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:52,060
Get him, baby!
820
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:56,740
Oh, yes, yes, but that thing is huge!
821
01:09:57,380 --> 01:10:00,180
Uh, I, um, okay.
822
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,400
Dort?
823
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,220
Dort!
824
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,640
Uh, uh, buddies!
825
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
Milly, get Harry, Dort!
826
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,200
Vito, help Henry!
827
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,190
Don't you dare lock me in there!
828
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,400
Yes, indeed!
829
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:31,140
The day on Earth itself was saved.
830
01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:33,240
All was bright in the world.
831
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:34,080
Huh?
832
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,360
And get this, Ed had never stopped
filming!
833
01:18:46,603 --> 01:18:52,023
And so, after months of hard work and with
the help of all of his buddies,
834
01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:54,770
James had made his dream come true.
835
01:18:55,770 --> 01:18:57,290
He had done it.
836
01:18:57,790 --> 01:19:00,330
He had finally made his movie.
837
01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:12,300
And let me tell you, watching the movie
play with a theater full of people,
838
01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:15,700
there was truly nothing better.
839
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,420
And the evening just kept getting better
and better.
840
01:20:12,530 --> 01:20:16,010
Beautiful moment that none of them would
ever forget.
841
01:20:16,990 --> 01:20:18,650
They had done it.
842
01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,950
The Minions had achieved success in the
face of adversity.
843
01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:29,830
And even though it took a long time and it
wasn't always easy, they came out on top.
844
01:20:30,650 --> 01:20:31,650
As a group.
845
01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:33,630
As a tribe.
846
01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,910
As friends.
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