Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:09,970 C.F.D.C. presents: 2 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,950 CLAUDE RICH. 3 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,490 MICHEL SERRAULT 4 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:22,690 and FRANCIS BLANCHE 5 00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:27,550 in a film by JEAN-PIERRE MOCKY 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:33,770 "THE ORDER OF THE DAISY" 7 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,760 Screenplay: Jean-Pierre Mocky Dialogue: ALAIN MOURY 8 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,580 With PAOLA PITAGORA, CATHERINE DARCY, ROLAND DUBILLARD 9 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,630 and R.J. CHAUFFARD 10 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,140 Composer: GERARD CALVI 11 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:13,260 Director of Picture: ROBERT FLORAT 12 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:19,720 Producers: HENRI DIAMANT BERGER, JEROME GOULVEN 13 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:31,020 The citizen riding on the moped, - is my friend Matou. 14 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,090 His real name is. Georges Matouzek, 15 00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:35,660 but my colleagues and I call him Matou. 16 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:41,900 He's been working at the State Library for ten years 17 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,580 He greets the security guard Dubois, 18 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:45,380 Who, not really bothering, is just waiting for his pension; 19 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:48,520 Madame Auriaux, who is always running, to look very busy; 20 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,230 Papa Delonkle, our Chief Conservator, 21 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:53,420 who reigns over our ancient books. 22 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:56,670 Here in the Library, we know how to live: 23 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,470 No clamour, no rush, no excesses, 24 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:02,170 You can even get a good night's sleep here if you want to. 25 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,540 And here I am, sitting down. 26 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:08,020 Waiting for Matou. By 11:00. our day is just beginning. 27 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,540 No fuss. Matou loves peace. 28 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:15,900 He's a scientist. 29 00:02:16,090 --> 00:02:18,100 But he's a scientist... specialist: 30 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,660 he has the art of restoring faded manuscripts, 31 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,400 where the ink has rubbed off, 32 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,780 making it impossible to read without his intervention. 33 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,980 he's capable of imitating any handwriting, 34 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,980 even the handwriting of Henry IV or Napoleon! 35 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,080 He does it in one in the blink of an eye! 36 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,540 Just a little taste. and oops, it's done! 37 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,180 A little sand -- and oops! -- soaked. 38 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:57,090 A little drying and oops. all sanded off. 39 00:02:57,740 --> 00:03:00,140 Oh, that Rabelais, writing like a pig! 40 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,140 He was a doctor for a reason. 41 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,750 In the evenings, coming home, 42 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,760 he'd sour, he'd get bored. 43 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,250 I put myself in his shoes, I know what awaits him: 44 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:11,680 his wife. 45 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:15,080 Just the thought of a wife like that makes me neurotic. 46 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,760 Anyway, poor old Matou! 47 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:21,310 Shh! 48 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:23,690 Chained to the TV, she goes through the programs. 49 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,790 She doesn't talk anymore, no more cooking. 50 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,310 Frozen meals, canned goods, silence! 51 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:32,010 Not much fun, even for a scientist. 52 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,730 - Honey, can I have a lemon? - Shh! 53 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:43,400 Honey, I'm gonna tell you... 54 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,500 Shh! 55 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,150 Mat's sick of it all! It's over the top! 56 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,350 He wanted a divorce... ...and to know happiness, 57 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:54,540 ...that he could see daily... in the apartment across the street. 58 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,270 They loved each other there! 59 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,500 100 times, 1,000 times Matou ...raised the question of divorce, 60 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:03,070 Françoise has always answered "no." And she will always answer "no." 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,320 - Françoise, Françoise! - Divorce? Never! 62 00:04:07,390 --> 00:04:10,100 To be alone? What am I going to do? 63 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,100 Get married again. 64 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:15,760 You think it's that easy to find a man with a decent salary? 65 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,760 Money isn't everything in life! 66 00:04:17,817 --> 00:04:19,650 You'll find a husband with your tastes. 67 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,970 My tastes? How? 68 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,970 And then, you know how much how much a divorce costs! 69 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,530 But we have savings! 70 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:28,130 I will not touch my savings! 71 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,320 On that day, a colleague of ours got married. 72 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,210 Matou and I are witnesses. 73 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,630 Would you sign, please. 74 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:54,660 The ceremony will have to be postponed 75 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,520 I can't register a marriage in an unreadable registry book! 76 00:05:07,794 --> 00:05:09,380 I'll fix it right away. 77 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,500 Faster! Faster! 78 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,820 Faster! 79 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:19,820 Faster! 80 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,020 You're a genius forger! 81 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,420 Oh, Madame, 82 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,940 I am the state's forger! 83 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:32,110 You are capable of forging all of our civil acts! 84 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,900 Oh, my God, yes! 85 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,800 But what's the point? 86 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:40,420 Oh, my God... 87 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:42,840 Yes... 88 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,340 Excuse me. 89 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,540 Good evening, sweetheart! - Shh! 90 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,720 - Honey, I want to tell you... - Shh! 91 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,080 - I lost 50 grams! - Congratulations! 92 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:34,430 - Are you happy? - Very happy! 93 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:39,040 - I wish... - I'm dreaming! 94 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,210 Françoise! 95 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,430 Would you be happy with a man who would let you sleep? 96 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:47,940 Eh? 97 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,320 Hey! Oh! 98 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,700 What would you say about a man, 99 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,780 who would always be quiet, and adored television, 100 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:57,900 would be characterless? 101 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,520 It's just a dream! 102 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,920 And if he also had a good paycheck as well, 103 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,970 savings and a solid pension in the long run? 104 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,970 A dream come true! 105 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,010 But I don't know anyone like that! - What if I find you one? 106 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,110 You have to get a divorce first! And I don't want to, you know that! 107 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,540 I'll find you a man like that, and I'll marry you right away. 108 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,280 - Marry him? - No divorce. 109 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:24,130 And the same for me: I'll find me a cute, flirty wife. 110 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:26,360 You're gonna find me at the same time A new husband for me 111 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,840 and a new wife for you? You wish! 112 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,970 No, I'm not dreaming. Do you basically agree? 113 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,380 - I do! - Okay. 114 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:33,160 Then trust me. 115 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,780 This gentleman right here. 116 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,450 I'm told that you want to to trade for your wife? 117 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,100 I don't understand, for what? 118 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,100 Another wife, of course. 119 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,650 - And your wife agrees? - Of course she is! 120 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,380 Because she would trade me for another husband. 121 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,840 It's possible. But that's kind of an extravagant announcement! 122 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,410 Why? In France, people get divorced every day! 123 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,170 I mean, they change husbands and wives. No? 124 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:04,520 Of course they do. But they don't get divorced not by advertisement. 125 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,010 Because we're all backward! 126 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,150 I want to switch wives. I'm making an announcement. 127 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:11,530 My wife wants to change her husband -- as I do. 128 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,940 My method is quick, modern. 129 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:16,610 But if you don't understand it... - Not at all! 130 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:17,870 I'm very young at heart! 131 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,640 Mademoiselle, I will personally take care of this gentleman personally. 132 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,950 Thank you very much. 133 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:25,370 Let's write: "Legally married couple. 134 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,930 "seeks another legally married couple, 135 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,930 For a mutual exchange." 136 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,620 The husband has a good salary, savings, 137 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:38,610 cheerful, talkative. character. 138 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,610 Hates television! 139 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,960 Husband -- good paycheck, savings, funny, talkative, 140 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,610 Hates TV... - Yes! etc., etc. 141 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,170 He's looking for a married woman with the same personality. 142 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,680 And in exchange he offers 143 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:56,330 a calm, cold wife, with a passion for television, 144 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:58,700 looking for a husband with the same tastes like hers. 145 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:59,900 Basically... 146 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:02,270 it's simple and practical! - I told you so! 147 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,080 Attention, I should clarify: 148 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,960 The exchange is perfectly legal. without timing or expense. 149 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,190 - No costs? - None at all! 150 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,820 That's... that's very interesting! 151 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,410 - If you're interested in my wife... - No thank you, you're very kind. 152 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:15,950 I'd rather be looking for an intellectual... - All right, then. 153 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:19,610 The candidates are waiting on the tower of Notre Dame de Paris, 154 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,830 on the tower on the side of the Seine. 155 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:22,320 Saturday at 6:00 p.m. 156 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,800 We should go check it out. Who knows... 157 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,540 - Okay, see you Saturday. - See you Saturday! 158 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:29,790 Monsieur, we need to add some sort of sign, so that the candidates recognize each other. 159 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,360 Right, I didn't think of that! 160 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,000 What do you think... about a flower in the buttonhole? 161 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,140 A daisy? It's in season. 162 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,440 - Great! - Till Saturday? 163 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,230 We'll make your announcement. 164 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,120 QUAY OF THE GOLDSMITHS 165 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,230 JUDICIAL POLICE BRIGADE OF CUSTOMS AND COSTUMES 166 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,800 Oh, come on! 167 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,440 Come in. 168 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:58,730 Chief! 169 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:01,520 He was walking around naked in a women's store. 170 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,660 In the women's department, can you believe it, chief? 171 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,200 Here, read this. it's more important. 172 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:10,850 I understand walking around naked... 173 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,410 but why in the clothes department? 174 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,770 I like housewives... Commissioner. 175 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:19,150 I'm aroused by women ...who wax their floors. 176 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,130 There's something erotic 177 00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:23,550 about rubbing wax and woman! 178 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,550 All right! Well, you're going to wax the parquet in my office. 179 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,250 In the meantime, buddy, go get some rest. 180 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,970 Hey, Papen! 181 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:35,400 Don't stress him out, he's just overworked? 182 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,630 Crazy again? 183 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,130 Yeah, maybe they're crazy, or maybe it's a prank. 184 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:47,980 Or maybe there's something something huge behind it! 185 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,680 Then it would smell like vice. 186 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:53,100 A reciprocal exchange of spouses... 187 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,550 Couple prostitution, no? 188 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,100 Get on with it, Lelu. 189 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,370 It's in my hands, chief! Don't you worry! 190 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,010 Papen! 191 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,960 Read it, the chief gave it to me. All right, let's eat! 192 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,860 - You're going to eat? - You bet I am. 193 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,810 You want the wing or the thigh? - The whole pigeon! 194 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,040 What do you mean, the whole thing? There's not enough for everybody! 195 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,890 Then we must go after the prey. Bring your grain. 196 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,940 Right there on the right, that's pretty good. 197 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:26,090 Chick, chick, chick... 198 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,000 Nasty characters! 199 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,870 You're eating pigeons! 200 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,700 God's creatures! 201 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,260 By order of the prefect they must disappear. 202 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,730 Preventive measures. 203 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:40,260 The guy who posted this ad is a total nut! 204 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,620 You can't take this seriously! 205 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:45,460 The chief and I think it's serious We should follow up. 206 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,360 The tower of Notre Dame de Paris Notre Dame, Saturday, 6:30 p.m. 207 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,770 Grab a basket with salad. 208 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,660 No, thank you. 209 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,840 ENTRY TO THE TOWER 210 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:15,570 Excuse me... 211 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:19,640 Oh, you... ... an announcement? 212 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,450 No, no, no. I'm here... purely out of curiosity. 213 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,280 Oh, out of curiosity? 214 00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:26,410 Come to a friend of mine then. He's on the case. 215 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,450 Okay. 216 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,360 Hello, monsieur! 217 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,180 Don't move, don't shout! Let's go! 218 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,780 But I didn't do anything! - Let's go, let's go and stand with the others. 219 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:01,330 - Did you make that announcement? - No, that's my friend over there. 220 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,090 Yes... - Did you read my ad? 221 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,580 Oh, so you're the one who advertised? Nice to meet you! 222 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,870 Nice to meet you too. 223 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,840 No one else besides you? - Yeah, I didn't see anybody else. 224 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,160 Come on, let's go talk. We'll be more comfortable there. 225 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,180 Ooh la la! Talking in the ranks! 226 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:25,970 We will complain! You bet we will! 227 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,640 What's that? 228 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,500 I don't know. Maybe a picnic? 229 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:34,000 What about you? What do you do in life? 230 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,380 Matouzek, an employee State Library. 231 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:40,010 А! Lelu, the employee... Just an employee. 232 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:43,250 Yes. Stable position, as I see it. Are you happy with your pay? 233 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,800 Oh, I'm happy with the pay, I bet you are! Especially with the risk premium! 234 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,110 Risky?! 235 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,560 Oh, no, that won't do. My wife wants a quiet husband. 236 00:13:50,628 --> 00:13:51,650 Can't stand emotion. 237 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,480 Yes, yes, I know, I know. I read your ad. 238 00:13:54,530 --> 00:14:00,290 No, what I mean to say is. insured against all kinds of risks... 239 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,640 But what kind of risks are you talking about? 240 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,640 What exactly do you do in your life? 241 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,460 I work... at the Department of the Interior. 242 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,950 Inside. Can you imagine, no danger! 243 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,340 My wife will be very happy. 244 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,870 I'm telling you. I'm the right man for you! 245 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,970 I love television, I don't talk much, 246 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,770 in questions... no, not demanding at all. 247 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,770 - Oh yes, that's very important! - Yes... 248 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,770 - But your wife... - А! 249 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,560 That's exactly.., exactly what you need! 250 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,420 Daisies? Go for it! 251 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,420 Go to jail! 252 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,980 - Chief, what about us? "THE CHURCH GOERS OF HOLY DAISY." 253 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,370 And your wife immediately said yes? 254 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,370 Right away! Right away! 255 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,850 That's weird! I've been talking my wife I've been talking to my wife for years. 256 00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,980 All right, let's... let's get to the action! 257 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,980 So, how do you pay for your bait and switch? 258 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:57,200 My system is infallible, it's legal, it's perpetual, it's free. 259 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,370 If you ain't caught, you ain't a thief. 260 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:01,490 А! And you... how do you do that? 261 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,480 Don't you think it's a good idea you should meet the wives first? 262 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,440 - Yes! And the sooner the better! - Come on, if you don't mind. 263 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,120 Oh, no, on the contrary, I'm all for it. 264 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,280 Did you get all that? 265 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:22,080 Yes, you wrote it all down on paper: what to say, what to do. 266 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,530 - Don't make a mistake, otherwise it's all for nothing! - I'm not an idiot! 267 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:27,900 All right, do as I do: I usually whistle on the way home. 268 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,730 Okay. 269 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,130 Good evening, Monsieur Galupe! 270 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,910 Good evening, sweetheart! - Shh! 271 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,810 See, she's not chatty. 272 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,490 Yes. So much the better! 273 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,070 Soup from a bag? Canned? 274 00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:23,070 She doesn't have time to cook. 275 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,140 Yes... 276 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,510 What peace! - Yes, peace! 277 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,520 - Oh, may I? - Do you like it? 278 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,580 Well, yes, this is Inspector Leclair, a colleague of mine. 279 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,210 Colleague? 280 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,960 Yes, he... he... 281 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:38,960 he's an employee, like me. - А! 282 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:49,080 Ah, I lost 25 grams! 283 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,250 Congratulations! 284 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,250 I'm so happy, that I'm losing weight. 285 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,330 Very? 286 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,330 Good night, Matou! 287 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,640 Good night, Françoise. 288 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,670 Françoise! 289 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,950 Francoise, look, Look who's here, in bed! 290 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,360 Who's that?! 291 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,040 Your new husband! 292 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,250 Hello, madam! 293 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,830 I'll explain everything. Voila... 294 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,830 I'm not sure you're a good person. 295 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,540 We need to get to know each other better, I need to see your apartment. 296 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,300 I have the perfect apartment! 297 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,460 Not a speck of dust, 298 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,940 Everything's rubbed down. 299 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,340 We even go into the cafeteria ♪ come in ♪ 300 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,660 only on holidays and in felt slippers! 301 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,100 In felt slippers? Amazing! 302 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,260 He never wanted to! 303 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,920 Well, what a great idea I had... idea I had? 304 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,070 That's progress! We've got to keep up in step with the times! 305 00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,210 Okay. Goodbye, Maurice, see you later! 306 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,210 Goodbye, Françoise. 307 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,640 You've made a good I have made a good impression, congratulations! 308 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,260 Goodbye, monsieur. 309 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,780 - Call me Matou. - Goodbye, Monsieur Matou. 310 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,860 - Oh, by the way! - Yes? 311 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,760 And your wife? I have to meet her too! 312 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,560 - Yes... But now... - Not now, it's too late! 313 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,220 Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. Okay. 314 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,760 - So, until tomorrow? - See you tomorrow. 315 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,300 - Ten o'clock? - 10 o'clock. 316 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,990 So, what do you think? 317 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,640 Tell me first, how are you gonna pull this off? 318 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,890 I've found one wonderful way, 319 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,790 way that... in my opinion... 320 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,710 Good evening! 321 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,940 Yes, that's right, good evening! 322 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,230 Why are you in your pajamas? 323 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,610 None of your business! 324 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,980 Martine... 325 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,850 Martine! 326 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,920 You see before you the man, 327 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,700 who's investigating the most stunning case of his career! 328 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,450 I'm finally gonna be able to show myself in all my glory! 329 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:37,690 You're gonna do great. 330 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,390 - Aperitif! - Now. 331 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:40,720 - And a cigar. - Yes. 332 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,500 And an ashtray. 333 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,160 Imagine that, this morning. 334 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,510 I saw an absolutely stunning announcement in the paper ! 335 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,510 I immediately I had a word with the chief, 336 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,620 and, he was shocked by my insight... 337 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,630 and you thought! - 338 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:56,660 he immediately sent me to the criminals. 339 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,880 - And you would do that? - Imagine that. 340 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:03,610 I immediately said to the chief: "Chief, I'm taking matters into my own hands!" 341 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,810 And he said to me, "Okay, Lelu, get on with it!" 342 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,550 And I did. - Oh, my gosh! 343 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:10,460 the client is on the hook, 344 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:14,040 but in order to catch him, I need your help. 345 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,180 - Me? - Yes. 346 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,870 Tomorrow morning. 347 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:20,570 you're going to do what I tell you to do. 348 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,720 Where is he? He said 10 o'clock! 349 00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,850 Ah, good morning. Monsieur and Madame Leloup! 350 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,080 Good morning, Madame Martin! 351 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,830 - Weird weather, huh? - Yeah, weird. 352 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,190 There he is! 353 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,230 So you get it, right? Just like in the ad: 354 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,230 you're funny, you're chatty, sensual, 355 00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,400 you like him, you you fall in love... no puffs! 356 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,540 But I can't just throw myself on his neck, Maurice! 357 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,540 Do as I say! 358 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,280 And laugh, damn it! 359 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,490 Go ahead and laugh, goddamn it! 360 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,360 Monsieur, ha ha ha...? 361 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,560 Matouzek. 362 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,080 Madame... 363 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,530 Madame, I thought.., that these flowers... 364 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,050 How lovely! 365 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,970 It's been so long I haven't been given flowers in such a long time. 366 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,300 What a beautiful dress you're wearing! 367 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,620 I made it myself. 368 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,440 You're just adorable! 369 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,000 Well, Matou? 370 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,730 Is she good enough for you? 371 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,410 Let's let Madame first let madam speak. 372 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,280 Yes? Well, do you like him? 373 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,800 She likes you. - Yes, she does. She really does! 374 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,370 - Do you like her, Matou? - Yes, really, Maurice... 375 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,700 I'm happy! 376 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,520 Well, that's great! The deal is done! 377 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:36,370 Tell me, how are you going to to pull this off? 378 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,760 It's very simple. 379 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,000 Françoise is coming to take a look at your apartment. 380 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,380 You have to make sure that she's gonna like it, right? 381 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:47,570 It's the same with Martine - she will look at my interiors... 382 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,730 We have to make them happy, don't we, Maurice? 383 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,340 But that's a long time! And you said no delays! 384 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,720 To settle everything. no delays, no costs. 385 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,800 But let's give our spouses Time... to get used to it. 386 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,460 Women are so fragile, Maurice, 387 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:02,840 so sensitive... 388 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,520 Okay. Will you give me a heads up when it's done? 389 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:08,540 - Yes, I'll call you. - Just make it quick! 390 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,130 So, did you get Matou? 391 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,050 He thinks I'm falling for his machinations. 392 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,940 You can get ready for your promotion! 393 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,520 Oh, it smells like fried pigeons again! 394 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:24,780 Yes, chef that smell smells coming up from the kitchen. 395 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,760 So, Lelu, what's the status on the Matouzek case? 396 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,510 It's in the bag! 397 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:29,950 Now it smells like lemon... 398 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,800 - That was Lelu squeezing the client, chief. - Ah! Good work, Lelu! 399 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,540 Get ready for your promotion! - See! 400 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:37,370 - I've earned it! - But take your time! 401 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,370 Who knows what's in store for us? 402 00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,710 Oh, Chief! As soon as he makes to make contact, I'm gonna get him... oop! I'm gonna get him! 403 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,570 But you're gonna have to give warn us. 404 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,340 We'll be arriving for reinforcements. 405 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,940 Yes, Chief, good. 406 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,100 Four days! 407 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,210 He was here four days ago - and he hasn't called! 408 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:58,810 - Are you sure he's a criminal? - Oh, my innocent one! 409 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:08,970 Everything is wonderful! 410 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,620 I've arranged everything, Françoise agrees! 411 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,020 But you should have called! 412 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,360 I wanted to surprise you! It's all ready right now! 413 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:17,000 But I'm not ready... What should I do? 414 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,760 Nothing for you! Just give me your papers. 415 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,980 - I.D.? What for? - To get them in order! 416 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,370 I'm going right now! 417 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,590 - Paperwork? А! That's strong! - Hurry up, hurry up! 418 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,080 You want me to give all our all of our documents to Monsieur Matouzek? 419 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,060 No! Are you crazy? 420 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,640 Yes, go on! Go on, give him everything! 421 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,420 Marriage certificate, passports... 422 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,840 all the paperwork pertaining to of your marriage. 423 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,430 Okay. As soon as it's it's over, I'll be back. 424 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:39,530 I'm with you! 425 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,570 No, old friend, there's a risk. I don't want to compromise you. 426 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,710 It's okay, I'm not afraid of the risk. What will you do? 427 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,030 No. The idea is mine, so the risk is mine! 428 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,900 - I put it all in an envelope. - Thank you. 429 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,530 Okay. You just pray that everything goes smoothly. 430 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,060 Quick, my coat! I'll see to it. 431 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,250 Call the brigade, 432 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,440 Tell them he came in unexpectedly. Tell them to send reinforcements. 433 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,610 - But where? - Wherever they want, let them do it! 434 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,580 You're going to arrest him, don't remember too much! 435 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:08,960 I got the papers, Flaman! Aren't you afraid? 436 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,050 It's an honor to work for a pioneer! 437 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,260 Good. Then let's hit the road! 438 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,950 And God bless us! 439 00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:24,090 Police! Follow that car! 440 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,880 Faster, faster! 441 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,560 - Okay, but I have a client in the back! - Don't be afraid, it's a simple manhunt! 442 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,440 I'd rather get out! 443 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,490 What about my dough? 444 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,820 - Listen, monsieur... - You cheat! 445 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,860 - Monsieur, step aside! - My cab! My cab! 446 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:49,710 You can get another one. there's a cab stand across the street. 447 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,050 Which town hall should we start with? 448 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,930 City Hall in the 15th arrondissement, where I got married. 449 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:58,140 Then to Juvizi, where Leloup got married. 450 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:02,180 And then to Rouen to correct the birth certificates. 451 00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:03,380 Birth certificates? 452 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,810 You didn't know that that's where they put a marriage stamp on it? 453 00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:08,240 No, I didn't know that, I'm a bachelor. 454 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,480 It's a long road! 455 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,100 Yes, 400 km. But I've studied the route. 456 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,080 East station, now! 457 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,300 I'm busy. 458 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,110 East Station, or I'll call a cop. 459 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:25,810 - I'm busy! - Let's go, let's go! 460 00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:31,220 East station! Wait till you get to the train station! 461 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,850 Monsieur le policeman! 462 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,550 Police, Inspector Leloup! Spare me this bore. 463 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:42,170 Mr. Policeman, this chauffeur has been leading me astray for a quarter of an hour! 464 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,640 Come on, get that brute out of here! 465 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,100 Do you have an ID, Monsieur Inspector? 466 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,880 License, license... Of course I have one! 467 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,460 I've never seen an inspector without an ID. 468 00:24:54,354 --> 00:24:56,560 Goddamn it, he drove off with my I.D.! 469 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,680 My wife gave him my I.D.! Fool! 470 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,100 - Disrespect for the police?! - No, not you! Fool! 471 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,100 To the police station! 472 00:25:03,154 --> 00:25:04,830 I'll teach you to respect the police! 473 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,930 Ten years ago, I walked out out of this town hall with Francoise. 474 00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:26,100 She was wearing a white suit, white shoes... 475 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,650 We were enjoying life... 476 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,600 All right, all right, all right, get a grip! 477 00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:36,240 I ask the gentlemen from the Prefecture of the police to follow me! 478 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,430 We're investigating a case... ...of an intruder, 479 00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:40,720 who got married in this City Hall in 1956. 480 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,290 And we need to look at the records from that year. 481 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,300 Ay-yi-yi-yi! Another rascal, entered into our beautiful records! 482 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,410 Oh, I'm sorry! 483 00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:50,250 - Nice fake! - Yeah, he didn't even notice. 484 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,010 There he is, 1956. 485 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,260 Get out of here! Let me work! 486 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,530 - Who's that? - The genealogy expert. 487 00:25:57,530 --> 00:26:01,120 He's looking in our records for information about his family... family who lost their title in the revolution. 488 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,370 - And you haven't found it yet? - Title? I don't know. 489 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:06,560 No time for that. So many people are going through our files! 490 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,540 This room is free. - We'll be very comfortable here. 491 00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:14,240 Flaman, come and see! 492 00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:18,200 Look how skinny Monsieur Leloup was Monsieur Leloup was when he was young! 493 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:22,030 Ha! He looks like a tango dancer from the movies of the 1930s! 494 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,340 Nice Lelu! I like him very much. 495 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,890 Oh no, you haven't read it? 496 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:29,020 Your Lelu is a vice cop! A vice cop! 497 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,630 They want to arrest us! - No, or they would have arrested us by now. 498 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:34,510 He hid his profession for fear that I would refuse to help him. 499 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:37,630 Nice Lelu! Humble, honest. 500 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,900 He's the same now. - Let's go! 501 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,100 There's got to be a lot of cops! 502 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,920 - Oh, I'm sorry. Did you find it? - Yeah, yeah. 503 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:59,400 Would you like a little cigar, huh? 504 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:02,670 Taking care of yourself in the criminal police department? 505 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:05,290 I'm gonna go smoke in the bathroom. - Okay. 506 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,770 It dries out and it gets better. 507 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:21,160 Voila-- I am no longer married to Francoise anymore. 508 00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,490 Take it easy, Flaman, you're making a draught. 509 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,010 Are you done in there? 510 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,370 If Lelu gave me his ID, that means he trusts me. 511 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:39,450 It's a trap, I tell you! Such a trick! 512 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,500 Leave me alone! Now I'm getting married... 513 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:46,300 to Martine Bonne... 514 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,720 In marriage to Lelu... 515 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,930 Martine... 516 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,330 Bonne... 517 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,840 No, no, wait a minute! 518 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:01,450 No, no, no! 519 00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:12,510 Are you having fun in there? 520 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:16,510 - Are you finished? - Yes. 521 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,540 I just have to wait for it to dry... - All the better! 522 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,640 But... what did you... exactly what did you do? 523 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:24,340 Updating the data in the matrimonial records. 524 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:25,370 А! 525 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,770 Well, thank you. - Au revoir, monsieur. 526 00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:30,090 And see you soon! - Yes, yes, of course. 527 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:32,980 Bravo! You're doing great! 528 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:35,040 In the future, don't lose your head, Flaman! 529 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,570 Inspector Leloup is a friend of mine. 530 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,000 A wonderful man, I assure you. 531 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,580 My stripes! My promotion! 532 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,540 Cretin! I'm gonna break you! That's it! 533 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,520 Because of you, I failed the most important case of my career! 534 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,970 Leave him alone, Lelu. nothing is lost yet. Let's go! 535 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,790 I know what to do. Let's go! 536 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,010 Oh no, we don't take representatives at home! 537 00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:03,600 Right. And the representatives of this one? 538 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,840 This what? А... 539 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,130 Does he have an ID? - No, he doesn't. 540 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,800 - That's not okay! - But I have one. 541 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800 I'm not gonna answer him. Let him come out! 542 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,080 Monsieur and Madame Matouzek? 543 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:17,120 - Fourth Floor. - We know that. They're not home. 544 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,760 Tell us about... 545 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,050 People are good, homely... 546 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,630 Nothing suspicious? 547 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,000 We'll untie your tongue. 548 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,480 With this, I can buy a Cuban cigar. 549 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,480 Yes. Goodbye, monsieur. - Don't be silly! 550 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,490 What? 551 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,370 - Here. - And with that I'll buy two cigars! 552 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:40,910 Can't get anything out of you, huh? 553 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,480 - It's obvious Matouzek's an asshole. - All right, well... 554 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,690 You didn't see us, did you? 555 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,820 With all that, I could buy a whole box of Cuban cigars! 556 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,940 That Matouzek is strong! 557 00:29:58,090 --> 00:29:59,840 So don't give him his papers! 558 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:03,920 Buying people uses their money, not their friends' money! 559 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:09,250 You idiot! 560 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,840 - What? - Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! 561 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,700 You gave him my my employee I.D.! 562 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,870 And he ran off with my wife and all my papers. 563 00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,580 - But they're both here. - They're here? 564 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,180 Here? Under my roof? 565 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,620 In the mouth of a wolf? 566 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,820 Got you, Matou! 567 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,010 I give up. 568 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,560 Ha ha, nice Maurice! 569 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,740 It's all set, all the paperwork is in order. 570 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:39,790 Documents, documents... Where did you get these fake documents? 571 00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:40,620 Shhh 572 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,480 But these are our papers, Maurice! 573 00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:45,310 Look - here's a coffee stain I made once. 574 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:47,000 They are real! 575 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,520 No less than this! Oh, my ID! 576 00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:50,660 Oh, be quiet! 577 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:53,720 Why didn't you tell me, Maurice, that you were the police? 578 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:55,820 We're friends now, we're practically related! 579 00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:58,840 Well... uh... you know, shyness is... 580 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,600 That's what I thought. The conscientiousness of a policeman! 581 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,700 Yeah, tell me... now can you confess... 582 00:31:05,770 --> 00:31:08,000 How did you do it? Where were you? 583 00:31:08,050 --> 00:31:10,600 Such tactlessness... I'd rather not talk. 584 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,010 No offense, huh, Maurice? - Yes, yes, no offense. 585 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,320 All right, Martine, go on. pack your bags. 586 00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:18,690 It's time to say goodbye. - Hey, hey, what do you want to say? 587 00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:21,460 But Martine and I are married, aren't we? 588 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,340 Your new wife is already in place. - Shh! 589 00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,340 I'm taking mine home. 590 00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:30,170 - But... how is that... - You're not keeping both of them, are you? 591 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,740 Yes... Come on, Martine, let's pack your suitcase. 592 00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:36,480 We'll move in stages. 593 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,400 You know those concierges. those concierges. 594 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,270 They can't be disturbed. - Yes, yes... 595 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,270 Let's do this. 596 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,050 You're not gonna send me to this man, are you?! 597 00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:45,150 Yes, I am. Pack your things. 598 00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:48,500 He refuses to talk. lead him by the nose. 599 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,710 Get it out of him! 600 00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:52,160 - Find out? - Yeah, search the apartment. 601 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,490 He's forging documents, so, he's working for the gang. You have to prove it! 602 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,980 I'll see you tomorrow morning. Come on! 603 00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:59,660 The important thing is the nightie. 604 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:02,840 Good night, Maurice! 605 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,420 I'd like to close the window. a draught! 606 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,980 Oh, good evening, Monsieur and Madame Leloup! 607 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:12,060 - Madame Martin! - Good evening, Madame Martin! 608 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,680 Good evening, Madame Leloup! What a beautiful September! 609 00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:16,600 Yes. We hope, this weather will last. 610 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,660 Oh, yeah! 611 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,640 Unthinkable! 612 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,640 I switched wives. my neighbor didn't even notice! 613 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,260 Glad to hear it, Maurice. 614 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:27,170 A "commie" wife is like... like any "commie" wife. 615 00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:28,050 Well, well! 616 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,200 Okay, well... 617 00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:35,610 tell me about Matou. 618 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,640 Shh! 619 00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:41,560 Come on... how long has he been forging marriage certificates? 620 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,730 Oh, shh! 621 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:07,530 I wasn't expecting that you were like this. 622 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,810 Is this an unpleasant surprise? 623 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,330 No. 624 00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:17,080 No! 625 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:20,490 This morning I was still Maurice's wife! 626 00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:22,210 So what? That's the past! 627 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,760 What if the past left its mark? 628 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:26,180 A trace? Are you saying, little Lelu's gonna show up soon? 629 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,000 I have nothing against it, I adore children! 630 00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:31,980 Please, Matou... 631 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,580 We don't we don't know each other at all. 632 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,400 Give me some time to get used to it. 633 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,240 Let's wait. 634 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,100 Here you go. 635 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:46,300 Okay. I'm going to take something to calm me down. 636 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,940 Give me one, too. 637 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,390 I lost 80 grams! 638 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,400 And I... where will I sleep? 639 00:34:08,450 --> 00:34:11,370 I've always slept alone in my bed! Good night! 640 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:18,480 Come in! 641 00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:24,880 Ah, is that you, my Lelu? Have a seat, my good man. 642 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,880 Lastak, our expert on counterfeiting, and... 643 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,880 Lelu, Inspector. 644 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:34,420 He's the guinea pig. 645 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,840 I bow to your sacrifice, inspector. 646 00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,780 Well, it's so natural! 647 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,770 Well, this Matouzek guy stole your wife! 648 00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,770 - Allegedly! - Oh, Lelu, Lelu! 649 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:47,010 Don't say "gop"... - How's that, chief? 650 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:50,280 Inspector Leloup, I've examined your marriage certificate, 651 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,540 different documents, IDs... 652 00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:54,900 They don't show any... any signs of forgery! 653 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:55,640 Аh! 654 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,330 And that's not all, Poor Lelu! 655 00:34:57,490 --> 00:35:00,060 I went to city hall, I compared these documents. 656 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,050 with the original deeds-- 657 00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:05,310 the book of registrations of births and marriages. 658 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,570 And they... match? 659 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,770 It's perfect. 660 00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:12,480 This Matouzek also forged the logbook entries as well. 661 00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:15,010 - But is it noticeable? - No, it's not noticeable. 662 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:18,670 No sign of tampering there either. A work of genius! 663 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:22,350 It's impossible to tell a fake from the real thing, my poor Lelu! 664 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,710 But then... 665 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,370 Matou stole my wife? 666 00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:27,690 For good? 667 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,850 Oh, Martine... 668 00:35:31,550 --> 00:35:32,850 Martine! 669 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:35,200 My Martine... 670 00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:42,490 Lelu! Stop howling! 671 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:45,970 You have an illegitimate wife and a legitimate mistress! 672 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,730 To help him, would you mind restore the records? 673 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:52,810 Impossible! I can't do that, I don't have the talent of a Matouzek! 674 00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,560 So it's really definitive? 675 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:57,950 There's only one way to expose this Matouzek. One! 676 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,740 You can't prove that he's making fakes, you can't. 677 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,650 So we have to catch him red-handed while he's forging records. 678 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,650 Inspector! Commissioner! 679 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,060 Come on, Lelu, Let's get some fresh air. 680 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:13,770 Come on, fatty. 681 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,360 Chief... Chief! Chief... 682 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,400 What, my man? What? 683 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,090 - I'm a cuckold, chief! - Everybody's a cuckold! 684 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:23,610 You've got to keep up with the times, Lelu! 685 00:36:23,610 --> 00:36:25,840 I'm the only cuckold on my marriage certificate! 686 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,970 Well yes, I agree, you're an administrative cuckold. 687 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,970 Papen? - No! 688 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,600 I'm not hungry. 689 00:36:33,970 --> 00:36:36,930 Don't worry, silly Lelu, we'll get you your Martine back! 690 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,410 And to do that. I need both of you. 691 00:36:38,410 --> 00:36:40,140 - Yes, Chief. - Yes, Chief. 692 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:44,480 I've come up with the devil's trap... trap for Matouzek! 693 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:47,820 Monsieur Director! 694 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,660 Madame Auriaux! 695 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,060 - My sweet Matouzek! - We've been told everything, Monsieur Matou! 696 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,800 - Yes, the rumors have already spread! - Like gunpowder! 697 00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,530 It's me, Mr. Matou. 698 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,300 I told them... about... 699 00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,740 about how you got remarried getting remarried. 700 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,800 I want you to know that we all found your method very interesting to all of us! 701 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,200 And awesome economical! 702 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,740 Fast, up-to-date, adapted to today's needs. 703 00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:16,030 And you would like to use this method of mine? 704 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,570 We're counting on you! Let's go. 705 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:21,490 What have you done, Flaman! 706 00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:23,490 And this story... I'm so excited! 707 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,560 What? Forging civil status?! 708 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,440 I could be looking at a jury trial... with a jury trial, man! 709 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,120 - But you've done it before! - Yes, for yourself! But not for others. 710 00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:32,320 But we must help each other! 711 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,330 Do you know many people willing to risk prison for others? 712 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,040 And revolutionaries? 713 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,660 That's what they did! 714 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:40,670 But I'm not a revolutionary, what they're up to! 715 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,230 О! I'm starting to I'm starting to think you are! 716 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:45,230 - No, I don't... - Oh, yes! 717 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,480 I saw you at city hall! 718 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,340 The calmness itself, the coolness itself! 719 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,890 You were made for life, full of adventure! 720 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:57,170 It's certainly more exciting than being cooped up in here... 721 00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:02,060 If only it weren't so much to change wives! 722 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,850 Those laws, the lawyers, the courts! 723 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,640 Yes, yes, everything has become mandatory: 724 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,900 car insurance, social security... 725 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,750 Pension contributions, hunting license... 726 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,420 Driver's license, driver's license. a construction license, and even-- 727 00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:14,810 The right to be buried! 728 00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:18,560 We are like ants! They die, if they don't obey the laws of the anthill! 729 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:20,980 But we are not ants! 730 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:22,980 No! We are human beings! 731 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,690 And human beings have the right to risk their lives, 732 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,010 their freedom! 733 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,840 Well, colleague, Master Matou! Let's go! 734 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,920 Yes, that's right! Let's go! 735 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,810 We're gonna turn this thing around! 736 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,720 - Do you understand what you have to say? - Yeah, don't worry, I will. 737 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:39,230 Matouzek will only see fire. - We've got to make it work! 738 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,140 You have to make him believe you, or I won't get my wife back! 739 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,860 Don't worry, stupid Lelu! I'll make your Matouzek feel better. 740 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:48,170 There's never been a man more... unhappy in his family life! 741 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,030 My married life is a living hell! 742 00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:52,800 It was my wife who forced me to make me join the police force. 743 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,940 It was my dream... to be a gardener. 744 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:57,100 But why did you submit to your wife? 745 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:59,530 Ah, I'm ashamed of admitting it, 746 00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:01,390 but she's terrorizing me! 747 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,090 Her father was police commissioner. 748 00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:04,970 She has her own trust on the police herself. 749 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:08,500 Like, when I come home at night. I have to tell her everything: 750 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,800 who I arrested, where, how, when... 751 00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:13,540 I say until my throat is dry. 752 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,730 - Have a glass. - Yeah, I'd love one! 753 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:17,420 You're welcome. 754 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,420 And my wife puts a beer a beer under my nose, but she won't give it to me, 755 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:22,420 until I tell her how my day went. 756 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:25,050 You have no idea what kind of torture this is! 757 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:27,130 She makes me to shoot me with a gun! 758 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,740 With a gun! Can you believe it?! 759 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,830 We should do something for him... something for him, Matou! 760 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:32,410 I really want to help your friend! 761 00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:34,980 Is your wife willing to switch husbands? 762 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,630 Yes, yes, yes! She... 763 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:40,120 She has a lover! It's all fixed. 764 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:42,740 - But then it would be easy! - All right! 765 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:44,850 You can count on me rely on me! 766 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:47,460 Me and my friend, by the way. Flaman and I started a movement... 767 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,290 - A secret society! - ...to help in interesting cases. 768 00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:52,930 You will be with us, among among the founders of our movement. 769 00:39:52,970 --> 00:39:54,750 - I agree wholeheartedly! - So do I! 770 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,990 - We're gonna turn this around! - Thank you for him, Matou! 771 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,840 Okay, see you tomorrow! Let's go, Martine, let's go, honey! 772 00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:02,250 The meeting is tomorrow, at one of our comrades' houses, 773 00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:05,400 on Rue Falger, at a party of the bagpipers of Paris. 774 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:08,210 - We'll be there! - See you tomorrow! 775 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:11,740 Oh, you were great! 776 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,730 You're quite the entertainer! 777 00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:18,690 "My wife terrorizes me, making me shoot a gun!" 778 00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:21,560 Where did you dig that up? - It's enough to have an imagination! 779 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:24,810 Hup! Too late! Too sluggish! From the beginning! 780 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,740 Hup! 781 00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:28,700 That's how you shoot yourself at your feet! Here, give me the gun. 782 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,460 My father was for ten years a commissioner in Barbecue! 783 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:34,250 If he shot like you, he'd be killed every day! 784 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,440 Look! 785 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,540 See? My dad taught me taught me well! 786 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:42,130 I'm gonna teach you the basics of your profession! From the beginning! 787 00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:43,950 Oh, no, Paulette! My throat is dry! 788 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,800 All right, fine! Drink your beer! 789 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,010 So I'll be the bait? 790 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:54,620 Yeah, we convinced Matouzek, that you love another man. 791 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:56,210 You want to marry him. 792 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,340 And who is this guy I have a crush on? 793 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,990 Well... I can't... I can't tell you anything, 794 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,990 to avoid leaks. 795 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:06,040 Okay... I'll let you know. 796 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,250 It's right here. 797 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,800 Does everyone understand their roles? - Yes, Chief! 798 00:41:12,697 --> 00:41:15,800 Interesting music, different from electric guitar! 799 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,140 Papen, you didn't come here to play the fool! 800 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,400 Come on, come on! 801 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,040 Out of the way, man! 802 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:25,020 ASSOCIATION OF BAGPIPE PLAYERS OF FINISTER 803 00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:32,800 Chief! 804 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:35,410 Funny those Bretons, huh? 805 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,850 I'd rather come in out of the line of duty. 806 00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:40,460 What a view! 807 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,460 Breton women are so lush! 808 00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:47,820 My dream is that everyone can marry again as he pleases. 809 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:51,610 Canceling divorce, administrative problems and associated costs, 810 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,750 I am making marital happiness available to all the disadvantaged! 811 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:59,570 And this is Martine, my new wife. 812 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:02,290 She was the first to lead the way to all the women of France. 813 00:42:06,050 --> 00:42:08,620 And this is the ex-husband of my new wife! 814 00:42:08,697 --> 00:42:11,920 A man who didn't give in to the dangers the perils of this experiment. 815 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,090 Which I recommend to you too! I brought... friends willing to do as we did! 816 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,160 I gotta tell you in confidence, my friend is a cop! 817 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,660 They are too, by the way! 818 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:26,450 Our favorite chief, Commissioner Rudel! Bravo! 819 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:29,490 Inspector Papin and Madame Papin! 820 00:42:30,810 --> 00:42:32,100 That's wonderful! 821 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,400 My dear associates! 822 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,020 Our movement owes its origin to its inception in the first place. 823 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,200 to my friends at of the State Library... 824 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,260 In the service of the mind! 825 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,030 ...and these competent... police officers... 826 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,780 In the service of law and order! 827 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:47,930 Companions! My dear... Fellows... Of the daisy! 828 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,080 The future belongs to us! 829 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,280 Does the exchange require the consent of the roommate? 830 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:57,580 Absolutely! This isn't a brothel! 831 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,530 Flaman, inform Monsieur the spirit of our movement. 832 00:43:00,690 --> 00:43:03,570 I will inform him, Matou. There will be no misunderstandings. 833 00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:05,840 In order not to condone... abuses, 834 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,200 it's important to me that ALL be in agreement. 835 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,710 And that's fine. 836 00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:11,940 By the way, Commissioner, what does your wife think? 837 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:14,350 Oh, she doesn't think anymore. I'm a widower! 838 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,530 Well, then it's very simple. I'll marry you and madam. 839 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,600 What about me? 840 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,160 And you will become a widower. 841 00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:22,740 You're going to marry him to my dead wife? 842 00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:24,620 Only in the civil registry. of the civil registry. 843 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,940 Ah, that's it! 844 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:28,920 Well, now, I'll take care of you two... both of you, if that's okay with you. 845 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,230 Thank you. Papen will show you out. 846 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,230 - You don't have to do that! - Of course 847 00:43:33,230 --> 00:43:35,100 With his I.D.. ...it would be easier. 848 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,300 Well, if you insist. We'll have to walk. 849 00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,660 This is your last ...walk, Matou! 850 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,600 Soon you'll be ...my wife again. Isn't that great? 851 00:44:01,330 --> 00:44:02,670 What's the matter with her, chief? 852 00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:06,200 She's a woman, buddy! Police brutality is not for her. 853 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,090 Ah, I... I understand your feelings, madam. 854 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:12,960 Let me thank you again for your cooperation. 855 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:20,180 Please, gentlemen, this way. 856 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,810 They're over there. 857 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,970 Relax, we're waiting for for Papen's signal! 858 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,320 No, no... 859 00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:54,620 That's it, chief! 860 00:44:54,685 --> 00:44:56,050 Stop, Lelu! 861 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:57,490 What's he waiting for, Papen? 862 00:44:57,490 --> 00:45:00,040 We have to take Matouzek... ...red-handed! 863 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,190 Well, Rudel... no longer a widower! 864 00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:05,020 I should have you I should arrest you, Matouzek! 865 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,320 Joker! 866 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:08,520 Hurry up, Matou! Faster, faster! 867 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,800 Just a minute! 868 00:45:11,390 --> 00:45:13,050 - Candy? - No! 869 00:45:15,230 --> 00:45:16,260 Voila! 870 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:18,340 Rudel is married to your wife. 871 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,590 Thank you! Thank you, thank you, Matou! 872 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:22,200 I owe you my freedom! - Wait a minute! 873 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:25,660 Rudel is married to your wife, but you are married to her as well. 874 00:45:25,702 --> 00:45:28,210 That's gonna have to be corrected at the town hall where you got married. 875 00:45:28,210 --> 00:45:30,890 But that's impossible! You'll be arrested! 876 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,480 - Who? - Yes... 877 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,910 If Papen doesn't signal... ...within ten minutes of the signal.., 878 00:45:36,910 --> 00:45:38,270 I'm gonna break in and smash everything! 879 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,700 - Don't be so grumpy! - No! No! 880 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,580 So they've been playing me by the nose? 881 00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,840 Great, I'm dropping everything. 882 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:47,900 You're on your own... with your colleagues, Papen. 883 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,800 Oh, no! No, no, no! Matou, no, no, Matou! 884 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:52,770 Go on for me! I can't go back to my wife! 885 00:45:53,470 --> 00:45:55,060 You poor bastard! 886 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,060 Don't leave me in the shit! 887 00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,360 I'm begging you! 888 00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:00,360 I told you everything. 889 00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:03,100 You're a loyal man, Papen! 890 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,510 And those two... 891 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:07,700 those two cops... I'm gonna get it! 892 00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:09,930 Oh, my God, I'm gonna turn this place upside down! 893 00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:13,740 Listen to me! I'll make it simple... 894 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,660 - All right, that's it! - No, that's an order! 895 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,350 An officer obeys to his chief! 896 00:46:20,350 --> 00:46:22,770 Who does the cuckold obeys, huh? 897 00:46:24,190 --> 00:46:25,260 Mutt! 898 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:28,000 In the name of the law. you are under arrest! 899 00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:30,200 What's the matter with you, Maurice? 900 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,040 Idiot! You miserable idiot! You've ruined everything! 901 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,040 Spoiled? 902 00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:37,280 Am I early? 903 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,540 Matouzek hasn't started to work. 904 00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:42,250 What about... red-handed...? 905 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,730 You can forget it! Congratulations! 906 00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:47,070 And my new stripes? 907 00:46:47,310 --> 00:46:49,540 You can have Martine to sew them for you. 908 00:46:49,710 --> 00:46:51,730 She was leading me around by the nose, just like she did you. 909 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,220 I want to make everyone happy. 910 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:56,540 You're not worth much. 911 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:59,700 You can't juggle people's hearts. 912 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,280 Weren't you arrested? 913 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:17,280 No, ma'am. Your plot didn't work. 914 00:47:19,930 --> 00:47:21,100 Martine! 915 00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:23,130 Martine, come here! 916 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:24,570 Married or not, you are my wife! 917 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:25,980 Martine, this way, goddamn it! 918 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,870 Do you want me to... to come get you? 919 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:30,160 Stay away from me, Maurice! 920 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:32,270 Matou! 921 00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:34,110 Wait for me! - Uh, no! 922 00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:36,810 No, you're not you can't get away from me, bitch! 923 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,830 - What kind of language is that? - Leave me alone! 924 00:47:39,010 --> 00:47:41,570 You never loved me! You never understood me! 925 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,210 Never anything! Matou! 926 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,020 Martine! Let go of me! Let go of me! 927 00:47:45,050 --> 00:47:47,410 You're going to die on me! - Stop your scandal, Lelu! 928 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:49,220 That's no way to expose yourself... in a public place! 929 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:51,290 Let go of me! Martine! 930 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:52,770 You're gonna die on me, Matou! 931 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,440 What the hell is this?! Lelu, watch your mouth! 932 00:47:55,490 --> 00:47:57,440 You're gonna die on me, Matou! 933 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,440 Look, we're all can hear us, damn it! 934 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,740 - Don't let them get away! - Damn it! 935 00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:03,560 They got away with my documents! 936 00:48:03,690 --> 00:48:05,230 With my marriage certificate! of my marriage license! 937 00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:08,810 Look, chief, I'll give you your papers! I promise! 938 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,100 - How'd it go? - That went great. 939 00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:17,800 - Are you happy? - I'm a widower. A widower! 940 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,090 My condolences! 941 00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:31,970 Well, did you arrest him? Is he in jail? 942 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,650 He's free, and so am I! Voila! Ha ha ha! 943 00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:37,810 What did you do with your pinstripe suit? 944 00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:41,820 What kind of ridiculous funeral attire? 945 00:48:42,010 --> 00:48:44,990 I'm a widower. Here, read it. 946 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,880 Study it. 947 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:52,460 The late Madame Rudel became the late Madame Papin. 948 00:48:52,570 --> 00:48:53,800 Her soul is in heaven. 949 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,800 What about me? What became of me? 950 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,720 You became Madame Rudel. Here's your new aders. 951 00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:00,350 I'm not getting off from this spot! 952 00:49:00,450 --> 00:49:03,780 Do you think I, an honest widower, would live with my boss's wife? 953 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,100 Do you think I would commit adultery, 954 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,770 that disgusting thing? 955 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:10,270 Is this a violation of the law and the rule of law? 956 00:49:10,690 --> 00:49:11,650 Hello? 957 00:49:11,890 --> 00:49:14,200 Hello, this is Inspector Papen from the CID, 958 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:16,270 Vice Squad, Section B, 959 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:18,770 Sexual and similar crimes. 960 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,170 Send me a "funnel." 961 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,840 Yes, yes, to my house. 962 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,820 You're gonna evict me forcibly evict me?! 963 00:49:25,890 --> 00:49:29,020 And now you'll see, madam! Hello? Hello? 964 00:49:38,170 --> 00:49:40,120 Ha! Another hysterical woman! 965 00:49:44,890 --> 00:49:47,580 Look, commissioner, what an intemperate... ...what intemperate colleagues you have! 966 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,580 I'd like to see you! 967 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,080 - Are you Commissioner Rudel? - Yes, I am. 968 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:53,700 We're bringing her back to you. Quietly. 969 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,190 - Who? - Well... your wife. 970 00:49:56,228 --> 00:49:58,380 - Your wife? You dug her up? - "Dug her up"? 971 00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:00,030 Do I look like a dead woman? 972 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,470 Something wrong, Commissioner? 973 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,550 Would you like us to take her to St. Anne's Hospital? 974 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,180 No, you've had enough, you can leave now. 975 00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:07,650 And disperse all those gawkers! 976 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:10,320 Let's go, let's go! Let's go home! 977 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,540 You're not gonna to stay here, are you? 978 00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:18,000 This is my home, our marital home. Here you go. 979 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,410 He made me this, Papen! 980 00:50:20,850 --> 00:50:22,840 He sold me his wife! 981 00:50:23,010 --> 00:50:26,360 But that's impossible! Damn it! 982 00:50:26,430 --> 00:50:28,060 Oh, come on, come on! 983 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:30,240 What's done is done. Now off to bed! 984 00:50:30,290 --> 00:50:31,820 You will not sleep in my bed! 985 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,980 - Give me my pajamas. - No, not in my pajamas! 986 00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:36,490 - Then I'll sleep naked. - Oh, no, not that! 987 00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:41,810 Here, this is from Papen. 988 00:50:41,810 --> 00:50:44,020 - That's rape! - What small hands you have! 989 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,970 Don't break out. - No wedding rings! 990 00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:48,320 Have you ever seen a married a man without a ring? 991 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,760 Are you gonna cheat on me cheating on me already? You pig! 992 00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:51,780 Noooo... 993 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,890 You're not on call tonight. What are you doing here? 994 00:50:57,890 --> 00:51:01,320 - Why are you wearing black? - I just lost my wife. That's awful! 995 00:51:01,370 --> 00:51:02,480 When? We didn't know! 996 00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:04,560 Condolences, old man! Brutal woman. 997 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,090 Okay, let's not talk about that. It's all about life and work. 998 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:09,260 This witness will testify... to testify against Matouzek. 999 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:11,320 Way to go, Papen, you're the man! 1000 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,430 Let's go. 1001 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,120 I'll take his statement in the chief's office. 1002 00:51:20,330 --> 00:51:22,410 Here's the criminal record on you-- it's all here. 1003 00:51:22,410 --> 00:51:26,660 Great. Now they can't send out my photos or check my fingerprints. 1004 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,660 And you'll be able to work in peace to work at city halls. 1005 00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:31,050 Now, you'll only be recognized by only a few of your colleagues. 1006 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,660 I still need to get them... to catch me in the act. 1007 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:35,340 Yes, that's right! And in France. 35,000 town halls! 1008 00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:37,770 - They can't be everywhere. - However, notice, 1009 00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:39,950 - they can follow you. - Yeah. 1010 00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,950 But tomorrow I will make some arrangements. 1011 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:43,790 My companions will help me. 1012 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,470 - Hello? - It's the warden! 1013 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,580 This Rudel. Hello, Chief! 1014 00:51:47,770 --> 00:51:50,570 It's Papen. Yeah? How are the lovers doing? 1015 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:53,250 - How could you do this to me? - That's his wife. 1016 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,450 Hello, yes? Tell your husband I'm quitting. 1017 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,870 Yes! Ha-ha! 1018 00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:02,900 Come on, Papen, we got 'em! 1019 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,410 If they think they got away from us, they're deeply mistaken! 1020 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,850 Print 35,000... copies of this photo. 1021 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,480 and send it to all city halls in France! 1022 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,010 Yes, chef! 1023 00:52:12,670 --> 00:52:14,830 There's nothing in the file, chief! Check it out! 1024 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,360 There's a daisy! 1025 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,250 - We'll get them anyway! - We'll get them! 1026 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:22,910 Take your time, Inspector Leloup. Your optimism is premature. 1027 00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:25,330 We took shelter in a small... ...deep in the woods. 1028 00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:27,280 You won't find us here. 1029 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,390 Matou and our Martine are on their honeymoon. 1030 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,660 I, being the person more serious, 1031 00:52:33,710 --> 00:52:36,500 I'm sorting through the marriage certificates that Matou has to take care of. 1032 00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:39,200 Impeccable work: I sort by department, 1033 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,050 counties and provinces, so it's more convenient. 1034 00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:44,130 As for Papen, he , finally exhaled: 1035 00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:45,960 gardening. In between tasks. 1036 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,190 Flowers have always been his dream. 1037 00:52:48,228 --> 00:52:50,800 Pappa Delonkle spends in the house all weekend. 1038 00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:53,150 And every time he brings us new associates. 1039 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:55,620 Hey, Papen! 1040 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:58,910 - Hello, fellow member! - Here come the new members! 1041 00:52:59,130 --> 00:53:01,200 Grandpa and his grandson. 1042 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:04,060 Yes! Starting my life from scratch! 1043 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,542 Ah, thank you! 1044 00:53:05,634 --> 00:53:07,480 Our movement was growing like a bubblegum. 1045 00:53:07,530 --> 00:53:09,550 The fellow daisies were streaming in. 1046 00:53:09,610 --> 00:53:11,690 Men, women, young people, old people. 1047 00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:14,990 recruited new members. But discreetly, in secret. 1048 00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:18,840 But Matou didn't agree to work indiscriminately-- 1049 00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:20,760 suspicious he refused. 1050 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:25,130 If he saw a simple caprice, an easy quarrel... 1051 00:53:25,170 --> 00:53:27,480 I did everything I could to... to reconcile them. 1052 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,840 But all of us kept it from him, 1053 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,960 what a predicament he had put the lawyers in: 1054 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,180 no divorce courts -- no steaks. 1055 00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:37,560 But the cops didn't doze off, cultivating their rage. 1056 00:53:37,610 --> 00:53:40,060 Looking for some kind of trail... Let them look for it! 1057 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,170 And may they be inspired by the gentleness of the matrimonial bed. 1058 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:57,690 Mater Matou, Robin Hood? 1059 00:53:57,690 --> 00:53:59,850 Mater Matou, at your service. 1060 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,860 God bless you! 1061 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:07,260 Maitre Matou, I'd like you to meet my sons, these are my sons. 1062 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:09,400 Congratulations. very strong boys you have here! 1063 00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:13,050 These two are my legitimate sons born in wedlock. 1064 00:54:13,090 --> 00:54:14,760 Good, no doubt about it. 1065 00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:18,480 "When the virtuous talk, you hear one "is grouchy," said Louis, King of France. 1066 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,740 And these two young men... are illegitimate. 1067 00:54:21,790 --> 00:54:25,950 Their mother was a beautiful, chubby. chubby woman. 1068 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:29,040 I love my sons with the same love, Master Matou. 1069 00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:30,770 But these bear my last name. 1070 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,530 and are entitled to all privileges of society. 1071 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,040 Whereas those are fatherless. and are entitled to nothing. 1072 00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:37,390 I loved these two women with the same passion, 1073 00:54:37,470 --> 00:54:39,380 then why did the children of one 1074 00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,650 are in a less favorable position than the children of the other? 1075 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,650 I will correct this injustice. 1076 00:54:43,770 --> 00:54:45,780 - Here are their documents. - You can count on me. 1077 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:47,300 God bless you! 1078 00:54:48,770 --> 00:54:49,900 Gallop! 1079 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,890 Mater Matou, my father has lost his mind! 1080 00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,300 He wants to give part of his inheritance... ...to these two bastards. 1081 00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:56,780 Your ideas are rigid, it's... not progressive. Drive on! 1082 00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:57,980 I have work to do. 1083 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:03,150 You're acting like a a good citizen! 1084 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,780 To me the law is the law! 1085 00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:06,340 You sound like a lawyer. 1086 00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:08,910 I'm a scientist, a future technocrat. 1087 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:10,570 And it's illegal for me to do that. 1088 00:55:10,610 --> 00:55:12,280 He's right. Everything should be banned! 1089 00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:16,930 When no one can do anything without special permission from the authorities, 1090 00:55:17,010 --> 00:55:20,110 only then will we be able to say that France is a country with good governance. 1091 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,720 In the meantime, the law serves to 1092 00:55:21,770 --> 00:55:24,050 to prevent your father's your father's children. 1093 00:55:24,110 --> 00:55:25,780 from getting their share of the dough. 1094 00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:28,460 - Where were your half-brothers born? - Saint-Leger, in Verona. 1095 00:55:28,530 --> 00:55:30,860 That's where this woman who registered her bastards. 1096 00:55:30,890 --> 00:55:32,920 Great, we're going there! 1097 00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:35,480 Thank you very much, you're free to go. 1098 00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:42,980 Snitches are a good thing, though. useful, right, Chief? 1099 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,270 Sometimes I ask myself, am I right? 1100 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,670 But why, chief? We're going to arrest Matou! 1101 00:55:48,770 --> 00:55:51,300 Of course, we're going to arrest Matou. 1102 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,450 Okay... 1103 00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:55,160 Duty is duty. - And the law is the law! 1104 00:55:55,211 --> 00:55:57,320 You're gonna die on me, Matou! 1105 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,800 I brought the marriage certificates of the associates from the Central Region. 1106 00:56:05,850 --> 00:56:06,990 and the Alps region. 1107 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,480 Are the town halls laid out By counties? 1108 00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:10,690 Of course they are. Your route will be optimized. 1109 00:56:10,690 --> 00:56:12,940 There's Papen, just in time! 1110 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,500 Here are the files of associates from the North, from the Pas-de-Calais and from the Ardennes. 1111 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,900 - Okay. How many are there? - 67, grouped by county. 1112 00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:22,260 All right, I gotta run, I got a week to go around Lyon and the suburbs. 1113 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:24,700 Don't forget - at the town hall in Gravlin, Tuesday the 18th. 1114 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,510 - Got it! - I'm running away, too. 1115 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,160 I have to get to Messina in time. 1116 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:31,490 - Next week in Graveline! - Tuesday the 18th, at City Hall! 1117 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,920 Get to work! 1118 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:55,120 Matou, run, the cops are here! 1119 00:56:55,220 --> 00:56:57,690 Matou, Matou, look out! 1120 00:56:57,930 --> 00:57:00,260 Let me go! There's cops here, Matou! 1121 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,060 We're setting up an ambush on your Matou! 1122 00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:04,160 He has no idea.., what's waiting for him inside! 1123 00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:07,260 Careful, Matou! Matou! There are cops in there! 1124 00:57:10,350 --> 00:57:13,370 Here, it's right here, ladies and gentlemen. 1125 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,000 He's a little jumpy! 1126 00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:26,530 This is kind of weird, isn't it? 1127 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,560 Nothing. 1128 00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:41,130 You know, I think we're just being hypochondriacs. 1129 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:44,000 Anyway, I'm gonna keep a lookout. 1130 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,240 Go ahead. 1131 00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:00,600 Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna set this place on fire! 1132 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,400 Matou! I'll have you arrested! 1133 00:58:22,590 --> 00:58:24,740 Matou, where are you? 1134 00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:27,520 Where is he? Arrest him, arrest him! 1135 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,020 Matou! 1136 00:58:35,630 --> 00:58:37,640 Come on, let's go this way! 1137 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,800 Stop him! Arrest him! 1138 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:43,650 Catch him! 1139 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,890 Arrest him! 1140 00:58:48,030 --> 00:58:49,340 Matou! 1141 00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,200 Give me that! 1142 00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:56,780 Ball Players, come here! 1143 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,410 Break it down! 1144 00:58:59,610 --> 00:59:01,580 Go ahead and break it! 1145 00:59:02,050 --> 00:59:04,720 Come on, break it! 1146 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,440 - Hurry up over there! - Matou has escaped! 1147 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,130 Ah, well done, Matou! 1148 00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:09,360 Quiet! 1149 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,790 Ouch! Oh, poor Lelu! 1150 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:14,940 Search him! 1151 00:59:14,990 --> 00:59:17,940 Okay, okay, I know what a search is. Hands off! 1152 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:19,940 I'll get my own stuff out! 1153 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:25,650 You bastard! Spit it out! 1154 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,190 Spit! Spit! 1155 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,270 Bingo! 1156 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,100 Next week, he has to meet with Matouzek. 1157 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:38,610 At the town hall in Graveline. 1158 00:59:38,610 --> 00:59:40,500 You're going to die on me, Matou! 1159 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,550 - I'll talk to you later! - I want to go to jail! 1160 00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:46,740 Are you kidding me? Prison is too good for you! 1161 00:59:46,770 --> 00:59:49,280 I can't stay with you. Please take me to the gendarmes. 1162 00:59:49,325 --> 00:59:52,537 - Gendarmes are too good, too. - Wait, we'll take care of you! 1163 00:59:52,582 --> 00:59:54,171 I'm gonna fry your... your ass! 1164 00:59:54,171 --> 00:59:56,170 We're gonna take you to our place. 1165 00:59:56,365 --> 00:59:58,697 To a nice quiet place, that I know. 1166 00:59:59,074 --> 01:00:01,485 And I promise you, the security ...you're gonna have some serious security! 1167 01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:04,754 Chain him up! I'll take care of him. 1168 01:00:04,822 --> 01:00:07,337 I entrust him to you. I know who I'm talking to. 1169 01:00:07,394 --> 01:00:11,097 He must know something. But he'll talk to me! 1170 01:00:11,222 --> 01:00:13,090 - I don't know anything! - Come, friends, 1171 01:00:13,165 --> 01:00:16,137 we must prepare... our meeting with Matouzek. 1172 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,011 My Paulette! You're not going to torture me, are you? 1173 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,010 Remember our youth, 1174 01:00:22,148 --> 01:00:24,628 our love! You were so kind! 1175 01:00:24,685 --> 01:00:27,405 You've been waiting for today, to hit on me? 1176 01:00:27,451 --> 01:00:30,674 You've changed... you're beautiful! 1177 01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:32,670 So beautiful! 1178 01:00:33,062 --> 01:00:35,348 Shut up, you coward! 1179 01:00:39,794 --> 01:00:41,428 - Nothing new? - Nothing. 1180 01:00:41,657 --> 01:00:43,222 He's coming! 1181 01:00:44,930 --> 01:00:47,702 MARY GRAVLIN. Welcome! 1182 01:00:49,954 --> 01:00:51,360 What a find this camera is! 1183 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,725 Yeah, I hid it in these folders, 1184 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,377 thereby making it invisible and silent. 1185 01:00:56,525 --> 01:00:59,200 This Matouzek will search everything.., to find us, but that's... 1186 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,640 he'll never find us! 1187 01:01:00,742 --> 01:01:02,400 - Are you sure it will work? - Absolutely! 1188 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,268 I've already tried it in stores, Jewelry stores - it always works! 1189 01:01:05,268 --> 01:01:07,260 - There's no problem with it? - No, not at all. 1190 01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:10,354 By the way, sit down and see for yourself. - No, I can't sit down, I have... 1191 01:01:10,468 --> 01:01:11,782 I'll go myself. 1192 01:01:12,765 --> 01:01:14,308 All right, Commissioner, you'll see in a moment. 1193 01:01:14,342 --> 01:01:18,834 You sit down, it starts working, you stand up, it stops. 1194 01:01:21,405 --> 01:01:23,200 What if Matou... moves a chair? 1195 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,708 And we bolt the chair to the floor, so it doesn't go out of frame. 1196 01:01:26,765 --> 01:01:29,485 Great! Just don't tell anyone! 1197 01:01:29,657 --> 01:01:31,890 Watch out for leaks! - Top secret, of course! 1198 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:33,314 This is between you and me. 1199 01:01:33,417 --> 01:01:34,788 We'll go get ready for now. 1200 01:01:34,868 --> 01:01:37,794 He mustn't recognize us! - We'll pick him up on the way out! 1201 01:01:52,022 --> 01:01:53,771 It's in the bag, buddy! 1202 01:01:56,445 --> 01:01:57,565 Thank you very much. 1203 01:01:57,737 --> 01:01:59,560 Goodbye, monsieur. 1204 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,308 Oh, how suspicious, Afraid they'll steal the chairs! 1205 01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,005 I'm so happy, Matou. 1206 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,462 Come quick, get up on the lookout, honey. Hurry up! 1207 01:02:39,577 --> 01:02:41,782 Place your bets! 1208 01:02:45,977 --> 01:02:47,085 Warning! 1209 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:50,160 Hey there, Monsieur le Cure! A little to the right! 1210 01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:53,577 Come on, Monsieur le Suprefet. to the left! 1211 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,394 And those who eat French fries, take your places! 1212 01:03:07,302 --> 01:03:09,485 These provincial fairs are are so much fun! 1213 01:03:10,228 --> 01:03:11,577 Shall we have some fries? 1214 01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:14,560 Wait, Matouzek! You're caught red-handed! 1215 01:03:14,674 --> 01:03:17,017 You were caught on camera! 1216 01:03:17,062 --> 01:03:19,490 - Is this some kind of TV game? - Yeah, yeah, "Candid Camera." 1217 01:03:19,497 --> 01:03:20,834 - Where's the camera? - It's over there! 1218 01:03:20,868 --> 01:03:21,540 Where is it? 1219 01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:26,891 Matouzek! In the name of the law. I will arrest you for fraud and forgery! 1220 01:03:26,925 --> 01:03:28,994 There they are! Arrest them! 1221 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,337 No! Arrest those over there! 1222 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:33,005 Arrest him! 1223 01:03:34,045 --> 01:03:35,588 Arrest them! 1224 01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:36,948 Arrest him! 1225 01:03:38,537 --> 01:03:40,068 I'm the boss! 1226 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,485 I'm the boss! 1227 01:03:41,611 --> 01:03:43,291 I'm warning you... 1228 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,125 Let go of me! 1229 01:03:52,057 --> 01:03:53,405 DISTRIBUTION (=big fight) 1230 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,897 TV! As a bonus to that one, 1231 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,114 Who holds up this couple! 1232 01:04:02,228 --> 01:04:03,337 Matouzek! 1233 01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:05,097 Game over! 1234 01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:07,988 I'm listening to you, gentlemen. - You're under arrest, Matouzek! 1235 01:04:08,057 --> 01:04:10,754 - What am I charged with? - The camera will show you! 1236 01:04:10,822 --> 01:04:12,750 Go ahead, take him away! 1237 01:04:16,377 --> 01:04:18,810 My detention is illegal. You don't have an arrest warrant. 1238 01:04:18,811 --> 01:04:20,342 - Yes, yes. - Gentlemen of the bench. 1239 01:04:21,142 --> 01:04:23,085 Please have a seat. 1240 01:04:29,508 --> 01:04:31,462 Come on, turn on the movie! 1241 01:04:34,331 --> 01:04:37,108 CRIMINAL POLICE Film Records Department Case No. 1874 "MATOUZEK JORGE" 1242 01:04:40,628 --> 01:04:42,274 It's me, Monsieur le Judge. 1243 01:04:42,365 --> 01:04:44,057 Sample. 1244 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,308 Oh, it's Beranger! 1245 01:04:50,571 --> 01:04:51,920 Chief Accountant. 1246 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,571 What's he doing here? I should have warned him. 1247 01:04:54,788 --> 01:04:56,811 You're the one who asked me to keep this a secret. 1248 01:05:13,885 --> 01:05:15,382 He's finally leaving! 1249 01:05:19,725 --> 01:05:21,645 That's my deputy. 1250 01:05:23,611 --> 01:05:25,234 But that's my wife! 1251 01:05:28,902 --> 01:05:30,902 But, Commissioner! Is this a porn movie? 1252 01:05:31,017 --> 01:05:33,828 No, it's a search for truth, Monsieur le Judge! 1253 01:05:34,022 --> 01:05:35,977 Matou! Here comes Matou! 1254 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,217 Matou! 1255 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:45,954 А! And there's our evidence! 1256 01:05:54,754 --> 01:05:56,610 Well? And the sequel? Proof? A forgery? 1257 01:05:56,617 --> 01:05:58,194 That's the end of it, there's nothing else. 1258 01:05:59,691 --> 01:06:01,908 - What do you mean, "the end"? - The tape is over. 1259 01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:04,560 Did you want to bring... evidence of what, Commissioner? 1260 01:06:04,605 --> 01:06:06,742 Commissioner, this is a scandal! 1261 01:06:06,857 --> 01:06:09,245 I will report to your superiors, Commissioner Rudel. 1262 01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:11,657 Monsieur! Excuse us. 1263 01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:15,862 Thank you, gentlemen, for this amusing session. 1264 01:06:20,228 --> 01:06:22,765 At half past one. all the French are seated at the table. 1265 01:06:23,028 --> 01:06:24,697 No, not all of them, look! 1266 01:06:24,765 --> 01:06:26,491 Try to be unnoticed! 1267 01:06:26,685 --> 01:06:27,977 Come quickly. 1268 01:06:53,382 --> 01:06:54,537 They're all there. 1269 01:06:54,822 --> 01:06:57,108 We can't stay here. This is a private garden. 1270 01:06:57,142 --> 01:06:58,400 Come here! 1271 01:06:59,874 --> 01:07:01,897 What are you doing in my garden? 1272 01:07:01,965 --> 01:07:04,594 - Oh, you have a kind face! - My face may be kind. 1273 01:07:04,628 --> 01:07:07,622 - Are you a painter? - Yes, I have a pottery studio. 1274 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,474 Look, I'm an outlaw. 1275 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,520 Oh, I'm an outlaw too! 1276 01:07:11,554 --> 01:07:13,360 Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you. 1277 01:07:13,931 --> 01:07:16,445 - We're being chased by the police! - The police? 1278 01:07:16,468 --> 01:07:18,331 And me, all my neighbors. 1279 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,531 Peek-a-boo! 1280 01:07:20,034 --> 01:07:21,360 It's already taken. 1281 01:07:21,588 --> 01:07:23,840 They have an observation point over there. - A stupefaction point! 1282 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,400 Come on, I'll take you out. Let's have a drink first. 1283 01:07:26,617 --> 01:07:27,680 Watch them! 1284 01:07:27,748 --> 01:07:29,897 All right, let's take positions on all street corners. 1285 01:07:30,011 --> 01:07:32,125 Gob and Lelu are at the end. 1286 01:07:32,251 --> 01:07:34,434 Emile and Mushabeouf are here. 1287 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,600 And me, me, me... there. Voila! 1288 01:07:45,645 --> 01:07:47,680 Yeah, my roommates. 1289 01:07:47,908 --> 01:07:49,680 They live here, all together. 1290 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,450 Laughing, singing, working. 1291 01:07:51,451 --> 01:07:53,280 I have to say, Victor is a terrible guy! 1292 01:07:53,428 --> 01:07:56,582 Not every man we would agree to such a thing! 1293 01:07:56,617 --> 01:07:59,245 We'd all rather live together with a great guy, 1294 01:07:59,337 --> 01:08:01,714 than separately with worse men. 1295 01:08:02,091 --> 01:08:04,948 The problem is the neighbors. They say mean things all the time. 1296 01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:06,651 Sticking to their principles! 1297 01:08:07,302 --> 01:08:10,491 And I'm in trouble, because I'm not like everyone else. 1298 01:08:10,548 --> 01:08:12,125 Tell me about it! 1299 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:13,931 They're out there drinking. 1300 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,605 Give me something something to eat, damn it! 1301 01:08:21,794 --> 01:08:24,822 What have you been doing for the past hour in front of my store? 1302 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,817 Police. 1303 01:08:27,874 --> 01:08:30,228 Be inconspicuous, go back to the store. 1304 01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:31,428 Come on! 1305 01:08:48,502 --> 01:08:50,651 What can I get you, inspector? 1306 01:08:51,782 --> 01:08:53,988 We don't eat on duty! 1307 01:08:54,411 --> 01:08:56,194 What's that? 1308 01:08:56,342 --> 01:08:59,382 Here, here... and here! 1309 01:09:00,274 --> 01:09:01,291 Okay... 1310 01:09:01,748 --> 01:09:03,290 how much do i owe you? 1311 01:09:05,417 --> 01:09:06,700 Since you marry people, 1312 01:09:06,742 --> 01:09:09,010 why don't you marry the three of us with Victor? 1313 01:09:09,010 --> 01:09:10,937 - Oh, yes! - That would be great! 1314 01:09:10,994 --> 01:09:12,331 Marriage makes people respectable. 1315 01:09:12,365 --> 01:09:14,388 Respectable people don't need marriage! 1316 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,760 There are no women more serious, Than mine! 1317 01:09:15,794 --> 01:09:17,885 But in other people's eyes they're just mistresses! 1318 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,880 Everyone has mistresses, and I'm not hiding them and I'm proud! 1319 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,605 Of course, serious people should have the right to have several wives! 1320 01:09:24,674 --> 01:09:26,228 The law pushes to hypocrisy! 1321 01:09:26,274 --> 01:09:28,220 In an age of plenty, are we entitled to only one wife? 1322 01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:29,417 Everything will change! 1323 01:09:29,622 --> 01:09:32,605 My job, my mission. to make my contemporaries aware, 1324 01:09:32,685 --> 01:09:34,354 that they live as primitive human beings! 1325 01:09:34,422 --> 01:09:36,350 All right, all right, we'll get you out of here. 1326 01:09:36,902 --> 01:09:38,971 Alert! Alert! 1327 01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:42,365 Alarm! Alarm! 1328 01:09:42,788 --> 01:09:45,920 Alarm! Alarm! 1329 01:09:47,074 --> 01:09:49,417 There they are! After them! 1330 01:09:49,851 --> 01:09:52,262 Damn it, we'll never catch up with them! 1331 01:09:52,491 --> 01:09:55,428 Look for the bikes! Follow them, damn it! 1332 01:09:55,497 --> 01:09:57,508 Come on! Here, on this one! 1333 01:09:57,554 --> 01:09:59,908 Into the saddle, friends, Saddle up! 1334 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,300 Come on, chief, let's go! Hurry up! 1335 01:10:07,302 --> 01:10:09,040 That's right, Lelu, Hurry up! 1336 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,040 We'll get them! 1337 01:10:11,314 --> 01:10:13,760 But how can you marry me me to three women? 1338 01:10:13,828 --> 01:10:15,410 The law in France prohibits polygamy. 1339 01:10:15,417 --> 01:10:19,108 This is a new case for me, but it opens up unexpected horizons. 1340 01:10:23,131 --> 01:10:24,468 I can't take it anymore! 1341 01:10:24,628 --> 01:10:26,640 I can't ride I can't ride a bike. 1342 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,971 Oh, no! I'm going backwards! 1343 01:10:33,508 --> 01:10:35,348 Stop them! Arrest them! 1344 01:10:35,428 --> 01:10:36,971 Police! 1345 01:10:37,245 --> 01:10:39,622 Stop! Stop! 1346 01:10:39,748 --> 01:10:41,942 Stop me! 1347 01:10:42,182 --> 01:10:44,114 Stop me! 1348 01:10:44,194 --> 01:10:47,325 I'm going to crash! Mom! 1349 01:10:47,474 --> 01:10:48,742 One less. 1350 01:10:49,062 --> 01:10:51,577 Mom! Stop me! 1351 01:10:51,965 --> 01:10:54,685 Stop me! Mom! 1352 01:10:54,788 --> 01:10:57,657 Mom! Mom... 1353 01:11:00,228 --> 01:11:02,594 NATIONAL GENDARMERIE 1354 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:13,885 All we have to do now is to wait, Chief. 1355 01:11:13,908 --> 01:11:15,474 We'll find them, Papen! 1356 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:17,965 I'm sure my wife was able to get him to talk. 1357 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,765 Hey! Hey! Paulette, it's us! 1358 01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,960 - No answer, chief! - Oh, my God! 1359 01:11:29,348 --> 01:11:31,680 I hope she didn't kill him. 1360 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:33,908 Hey, there! Paulette! 1361 01:11:35,977 --> 01:11:37,108 Don't push! 1362 01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:40,925 He tricked me. Seduced me. 1363 01:11:41,062 --> 01:11:44,228 He said things I've never heard before. 1364 01:11:44,514 --> 01:11:46,220 Did he seduce you? 1365 01:11:46,388 --> 01:11:48,011 Did he seduce you? 1366 01:11:48,057 --> 01:11:49,462 I gave in. 1367 01:11:49,657 --> 01:11:51,460 You cheated on me? 1368 01:11:53,394 --> 01:11:55,302 I'm the man who's been cheated on, Lelu! 1369 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,822 Well, yes, Chief. 1370 01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:58,820 A cuckold, like me. 1371 01:11:59,257 --> 01:12:00,640 My poor wife! 1372 01:12:01,188 --> 01:12:02,640 What a blow! 1373 01:12:02,857 --> 01:12:04,400 Get a grip. 1374 01:12:04,457 --> 01:12:06,400 We're used to it now. 1375 01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:12,580 Never has champagne ever tasted so good! 1376 01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:14,457 It tastes like freedom! 1377 01:12:23,691 --> 01:12:25,245 Something wrong, Matou? 1378 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,405 Nothing. Go have fun. 1379 01:12:27,451 --> 01:12:28,900 Is something bothering you? 1380 01:12:28,902 --> 01:12:31,120 - Trouble, Master Matou? - No. 1381 01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:35,302 I've made them happy, and now I'm wondering... I wonder if I can continue. 1382 01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:37,300 All that emotion. are wearing you out. 1383 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,731 That's not the point. 1384 01:12:38,811 --> 01:12:40,902 Don't forget, I was on camera I've been taped at city hall! 1385 01:12:40,948 --> 01:12:43,394 It's true! They can take pictures from film! 1386 01:12:43,417 --> 01:12:44,590 Photographs? 1387 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:47,428 They'll send them out to all the town halls in France! 1388 01:12:47,462 --> 01:12:49,100 You can't go on, Matou! 1389 01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:51,108 You'll be recognized right away! And arrest you! 1390 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,994 No, I have to keep going! 1391 01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:57,988 Death! Death to Mat! 1392 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:01,885 Laugh, laugh! You're gonna die on me, you bastard! 1393 01:13:01,954 --> 01:13:03,800 Take it easy, Lelu, calm down! 1394 01:13:03,805 --> 01:13:05,188 What do you want, chief? 1395 01:13:05,428 --> 01:13:09,451 For three months now, we've been displaying all over France and Navarre! 1396 01:13:09,508 --> 01:13:12,045 And what did it do? - Perhaps he has quit? 1397 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,765 No, no, he keeps going on, I know, I can feel it. 1398 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,662 But if Matouzek continues, 1399 01:13:16,731 --> 01:13:19,165 The number of official divorces should go down. 1400 01:13:19,234 --> 01:13:21,828 Which means there's a corporation, that's not happy about it. 1401 01:13:21,885 --> 01:13:24,000 Corporation? Which one? 1402 01:13:24,091 --> 01:13:25,691 A corporation of lawyers! 1403 01:13:25,748 --> 01:13:28,331 After us, they're the main victims of Matouzek. 1404 01:13:28,502 --> 01:13:30,330 But then, Chief, I have an idea! 1405 01:13:30,377 --> 01:13:33,062 We should question the lawyers! - Let's go! 1406 01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:36,022 Let's talk to Maestro Lusticke, an old friend of mine. 1407 01:13:36,525 --> 01:13:39,371 Maitre Lusticquet, for eight months I've been... hoping to get rid of my wife, 1408 01:13:39,405 --> 01:13:42,040 My divorce has been dragging on for eight months, but now I'm done! 1409 01:13:42,045 --> 01:13:44,540 But Maitre Costar, this is to make it better! Patience! 1410 01:13:44,548 --> 01:13:47,570 I'm getting out of the case. I found a way to get a quicker and cheaper divorce! 1411 01:13:47,577 --> 01:13:50,590 But, Maitre Costar, that's not the way you can't do that! You're my last customer! 1412 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,342 I'm tired of waiting! All the best! 1413 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,685 - Hello. - What a mess, Commissioner! 1414 01:13:54,754 --> 01:13:57,005 My brother-in-law took from me my last case. 1415 01:13:57,062 --> 01:13:58,640 What kind of epidemic is this? 1416 01:13:58,697 --> 01:14:01,211 - We're right on the case. Case of the century! 1417 01:14:01,257 --> 01:14:04,100 And we need you. Your brother-in-arms took the case from you. 1418 01:14:04,102 --> 01:14:07,017 And tell me, which town hall did he get married? 1419 01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:08,640 Moval's town hall, why? 1420 01:14:09,462 --> 01:14:11,400 Matou will be in Moval, chief! 1421 01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:12,525 And so will we. 1422 01:14:12,845 --> 01:14:14,948 Be brave, maestro. We're with you. 1423 01:14:15,314 --> 01:14:17,154 MOVAL 1424 01:14:19,451 --> 01:14:21,977 Do you think I should wear this masquerade? 1425 01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:24,880 That's a directive from Master Matou, comrade-in-arms! 1426 01:14:25,234 --> 01:14:26,548 Matou! 1427 01:14:27,862 --> 01:14:29,325 - Ready, comrades? - Ready. 1428 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,971 - Let's go! - Here we go. 1429 01:14:35,908 --> 01:14:39,485 MAYOR 1430 01:15:05,405 --> 01:15:07,050 - What is this? - You're having electrical problems. 1431 01:15:07,051 --> 01:15:08,697 Were you warned, that we were coming in today? 1432 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:09,657 Yes, probably. 1433 01:15:09,691 --> 01:15:12,457 You seem like you know a hell of a lot about about what's going on in your house! 1434 01:15:12,811 --> 01:15:14,502 What a dork! Go! 1435 01:15:23,165 --> 01:15:25,085 I'm tired of this, chief, of pretending to be a bailiff. 1436 01:15:25,302 --> 01:15:27,840 The electrician just called me just called me a sissy! 1437 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:30,800 Do I look like I'm having fun pretending to be a bride all week? 1438 01:15:30,868 --> 01:15:32,971 Come on, my friends, patience! 1439 01:15:33,142 --> 01:15:35,360 Sooner or later, Matouzek will come to this town hall. 1440 01:15:35,417 --> 01:15:37,497 And you go back to your post! 1441 01:15:37,577 --> 01:15:39,097 Yes, sir. 1442 01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:51,920 We were wrong, It's not 220 volts! 1443 01:15:52,502 --> 01:15:54,102 Give it to me. 1444 01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:57,017 I'll get you 110 volts. 1445 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,285 How electricians are coolly equipped! 1446 01:16:26,342 --> 01:16:27,554 Yeah, that's cool. 1447 01:16:27,737 --> 01:16:30,250 Hey, Emile! Mushabeuf! 1448 01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:33,142 Come inside, nasties! 1449 01:16:36,194 --> 01:16:38,100 Sooner or later. they're gonna get found out. 1450 01:16:38,102 --> 01:16:40,582 - Trump! - Keep a grip on yourself, Lelu! 1451 01:16:40,651 --> 01:16:42,937 Brides don't sulk at cards! 1452 01:16:42,971 --> 01:16:44,765 I'm getting of my life! 1453 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,760 All right, I'll go get some, something to drown the worm in. 1454 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,691 I'm certainly not going to be figured out, and anyway, I want to... 1455 01:16:53,554 --> 01:16:54,971 Come on, play, Gob! 1456 01:17:23,817 --> 01:17:24,960 Oh, it's raining! 1457 01:17:27,497 --> 01:17:28,742 Oh, wish me luck! 1458 01:17:30,022 --> 01:17:32,502 Busted, Matou! 1459 01:17:32,617 --> 01:17:34,434 - Maurice? - Alert! 1460 01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:37,280 - Let's get out of here! - Matou! Matou! 1461 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:39,550 Let's just put the book down. - Run! 1462 01:17:39,554 --> 01:17:42,274 Stop! Arrest them, arrest them! 1463 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:51,165 Open up, police! In the name of the law, open up! 1464 01:17:56,982 --> 01:17:59,508 Pull him in! Hurry up, We've got to get him out! 1465 01:18:05,211 --> 01:18:07,040 Pull him, pull him! 1466 01:18:08,514 --> 01:18:09,977 Here, in the car! 1467 01:18:10,194 --> 01:18:13,325 Stop the truck! Stop the truck! 1468 01:18:13,405 --> 01:18:15,017 I'm on the stairs! 1469 01:18:16,662 --> 01:18:18,434 I wish you happiness, monsieur! 1470 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,040 Costar's companion, 1471 01:18:23,097 --> 01:18:25,650 Since you of all of us are the only lawyer... 1472 01:18:25,657 --> 01:18:29,165 You have the honor of defending of defending our dear prisoner. 1473 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:31,211 I will do everything in my power. 1474 01:18:31,302 --> 01:18:33,257 Tomorrow I will visit him in his cell. 1475 01:18:33,257 --> 01:18:35,250 May Allah be with you. Allah be with you, costar! 1476 01:18:37,634 --> 01:18:40,937 The only weapon the prosecution has against you the only weapon against you is Lelu's testimony. 1477 01:18:41,005 --> 01:18:42,742 But the aggravating thing is. He caught me red-handed. 1478 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,260 The only way out of this is to stop him from testifying. 1479 01:18:45,268 --> 01:18:47,085 - Yes, but how? - You could kidnap him. 1480 01:18:47,154 --> 01:18:48,868 And locked up somewhere. 1481 01:18:48,902 --> 01:18:52,217 No violence! I'm against these methods, it's not worthy of us. 1482 01:18:52,994 --> 01:18:54,742 We must find a remedy... 1483 01:18:55,222 --> 01:18:56,422 Right! 1484 01:18:57,748 --> 01:19:00,217 Well yes, it's obvious! 1485 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:03,337 I'm going to give you a very delicate mission. 1486 01:19:03,965 --> 01:19:06,640 Tonight... you and your associates... 1487 01:19:09,074 --> 01:19:10,491 What skill, Papen! 1488 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,880 I wasn't a cop for nothing... for 20 years! 1489 01:19:26,617 --> 01:19:28,434 I need two or three minutes. 1490 01:19:34,502 --> 01:19:37,417 The trial of Georges Matousek, aka Matou, 1491 01:19:37,462 --> 01:19:39,490 ...the counterfeiter of... ...forger of civil status, 1492 01:19:39,531 --> 01:19:40,548 opens tomorrow. 1493 01:19:40,594 --> 01:19:42,540 - Poor old Matou! - Shh! 1494 01:19:43,165 --> 01:19:46,765 There will be observers from all over the world... from all over the world. 1495 01:19:46,902 --> 01:19:50,731 This enemy of society... the punishment he deserves! 1496 01:19:52,182 --> 01:19:55,074 Call a witness... for the prosecution. 1497 01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:21,120 What is your last name, first name, age, and occupation? 1498 01:20:21,177 --> 01:20:24,697 Leloup Maurice, age 36. 1499 01:20:25,245 --> 01:20:28,525 Officer of the vice squad. 1500 01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:30,820 Swear to speak Without hatred or fear, 1501 01:20:30,822 --> 01:20:33,462 The truth and only the truth. Raise your right hand. 1502 01:20:33,531 --> 01:20:35,108 Say, "I swear!" 1503 01:20:36,982 --> 01:20:38,285 I swear! 1504 01:20:39,257 --> 01:20:40,777 Put your hand down. 1505 01:20:41,577 --> 01:20:44,340 Inspector Leloup, tell us, how you met the defendant. 1506 01:20:44,342 --> 01:20:46,480 And how did you get him red-handed? 1507 01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:51,291 Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen! 1508 01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:55,062 I have made the acquaintance with the aforementioned Matouzek. 1509 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:59,280 on the tower of Notre Dame de Paris for the purpose of exchanging wives. 1510 01:20:59,337 --> 01:21:02,434 - What did you say? - Said is done. 1511 01:21:02,617 --> 01:21:06,742 Unfortunately, I stole a cab, and therefore temporarily incarcerated. 1512 01:21:06,925 --> 01:21:08,811 Rich past... of a witness! 1513 01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,628 Coming out of the commissary, 1514 01:21:10,651 --> 01:21:13,257 ...I found myself married... to Matou's wife. 1515 01:21:13,394 --> 01:21:15,474 Then my boss, Commissioner Rudel, 1516 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,234 conducted a counterattack. 1517 01:21:17,314 --> 01:21:20,080 And ended up married to Papen's wife, 1518 01:21:20,137 --> 01:21:23,588 of a colleague who betrayed us, to become a widower instead of the chief. 1519 01:21:23,657 --> 01:21:26,822 For the commissioner, who lost his wife, 1520 01:21:26,857 --> 01:21:28,320 had no one to trade with. 1521 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:32,617 That's when Papin married to my boss's dead wife. 1522 01:21:32,697 --> 01:21:35,988 Because Matou all of us falsified the registration records! 1523 01:21:36,114 --> 01:21:37,588 Closer to the facts! 1524 01:21:37,634 --> 01:21:39,965 Yes, yes, it's coming up. 1525 01:21:40,102 --> 01:21:43,691 So, I went to get a pot of pickled veal. 1526 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,102 and a red wine for my colleagues. 1527 01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,851 We were at Moval's town hall, where we knew Matou would show up. 1528 01:21:49,931 --> 01:21:53,740 I was wearing a white dress, plain and pretty: 1529 01:21:53,748 --> 01:21:56,548 lace, veil. the bride, in short. 1530 01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:58,902 And then I got the urge to... 1531 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,600 I felt like it! - А? 1532 01:22:01,714 --> 01:22:05,280 So I went over to the electrician's truck, 1533 01:22:05,348 --> 01:22:08,994 and just as I was about to to pull up my dress, 1534 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:10,990 what do I see! 1535 01:22:11,028 --> 01:22:12,160 Matou! 1536 01:22:12,217 --> 01:22:14,217 I caught him red-handed! 1537 01:22:18,411 --> 01:22:20,594 Word to the defense. 1538 01:22:20,777 --> 01:22:22,148 Mr. Chairman, 1539 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,908 would you please, again. ask the witness 1540 01:22:26,011 --> 01:22:27,737 to introduce himself. 1541 01:22:29,565 --> 01:22:33,085 Witness, please respond to the request of the defense. 1542 01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:35,730 My name is Lelu Maurice, 1543 01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:38,297 I was born on August 15 1930 1544 01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:40,290 In Besançon, département du Dou. 1545 01:22:42,251 --> 01:22:44,720 - Is that for Mr. President? - Yes. 1546 01:22:45,051 --> 01:22:47,097 The court will evaluate. 1547 01:22:49,668 --> 01:22:51,485 I have before my eyes 1548 01:22:51,657 --> 01:22:55,680 a certificate from the registry office of the City Hall of Besançon. 1549 01:22:56,034 --> 01:22:57,428 It says, 1550 01:22:57,462 --> 01:23:01,330 that in their registry book. nowhere is there any mention of 1551 01:23:01,371 --> 01:23:05,577 On the birth of Leloup Maurice. 1552 01:23:06,365 --> 01:23:08,914 Did you put your name illegally? 1553 01:23:09,371 --> 01:23:13,028 No... I was born... in Besançon! 1554 01:23:13,142 --> 01:23:15,177 Who are you really? 1555 01:23:15,234 --> 01:23:18,640 I don't have any other names! My name is Lelu Maurice! 1556 01:23:18,685 --> 01:23:19,931 Lelu! 1557 01:23:20,068 --> 01:23:22,822 But legally you don't exist! 1558 01:23:22,937 --> 01:23:24,400 No, I exist! 1559 01:23:24,491 --> 01:23:27,070 I exist! My name is Lelu Maurice! 1560 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:30,011 I'm 36 years old, I weigh 87 kg, 1561 01:23:30,068 --> 01:23:31,188 I exist! 1562 01:23:31,245 --> 01:23:33,120 No you don't, Lelu! 1563 01:23:33,348 --> 01:23:37,702 There's no record of you in any of the civil registers... No civil registration book has a record of you, Lelu. 1564 01:23:38,022 --> 01:23:41,668 You don't exist! You don't exist... 1565 01:23:41,782 --> 01:23:44,022 But no... I exist... I exist... 1566 01:23:44,217 --> 01:23:47,314 I was born... in Besançon... 1567 01:23:47,954 --> 01:23:49,828 In the department of Dou-u-u-u-u... 1568 01:23:56,102 --> 01:23:59,485 In the absence of a legally existing witness, 1569 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:03,782 after deliberation, the court dismisses all charges against the defendant. 1570 01:24:04,045 --> 01:24:06,365 Matouzek, you are dismissed! 1571 01:24:18,297 --> 01:24:21,000 Justified, with peace of mind, 1572 01:24:21,005 --> 01:24:23,074 Matou continues his mission. 1573 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,308 On our advice, he works at night to keep things quieter. 1574 01:24:26,388 --> 01:24:29,257 Well, and for security purposes, just in case... 1575 01:24:29,611 --> 01:24:32,468 And he's being followed on his heels ...by a loyal associate. 1576 01:24:32,514 --> 01:24:35,977 Personally, I don't believe that this Inspector Lelu's ghost, 1577 01:24:36,011 --> 01:24:38,297 deprived of a legal existence, no. 1578 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,417 I'm more likely to believe in another police ploy. 1579 01:24:41,725 --> 01:24:45,908 Perhaps Inspector Leloup ...has no desire for revenge. 1580 01:24:45,965 --> 01:24:48,217 But he also undoubtedly has a mission, has a mission: 1581 01:24:48,274 --> 01:24:50,460 to catch Maitre Matou... red-handed. 1582 01:24:50,468 --> 01:24:52,354 and drag him through the courts. 1583 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,302 Lelu prays that ...that this day will come, 1584 01:24:55,371 --> 01:24:57,520 Matou prays that it will never come. 1585 01:24:57,577 --> 01:24:59,782 There's something for everyone to do. 114540