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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:25,610 Alex, dude, what's up, man? 2 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:29,770 Hey, how's it going, man? Good. Did you get out of town, man? Going to college? 3 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:30,788 Fuck yeah. 4 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:33,470 We've been talking about it our whole life. Like, it's finally happening. 5 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:38,590 I know. I'm so ready to get out of the house, too. My mom is bugging the shit 6 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:42,290 out of me. I know she's just my stepmom, but dude, it's a little overbearing. 7 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:45,830 Yeah, like... What kind of things are you doing? Dude, tell me that I gotta, 8 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:47,370 like, do more laundry and stuff. 9 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:48,990 I don't care what the big deal is. 10 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,090 Exactly, that's physically responsible of you, like a good adult. 11 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:56,070 Hey, if I work out in my clothes more than three days, I do laundry. Anything 12 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,710 less than that is wasting water. 13 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:03,030 Dude, my stepmom, she's, speaking of physically responsible and wasting 14 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:07,510 she fucking, it's on me, I gotta, like, shower every fucking day. 15 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:10,370 I'm like, I shower every day. 16 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:14,290 That's a waste of water. And you know what? I got body spray. 17 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,390 Spray that shit on you. Good to go. 18 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:20,670 I don't know what's going on, man. 19 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:26,050 I can't wait to get to college, man. It's going to be just open season on the 20 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:29,530 chick. Hell yeah. Dude, you and me in college? Fuck yeah. 21 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:32,450 We're going to go through so much pussy. I can't wait, man. 22 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:39,010 I'm still looking forward to it. Nothing is going to stop me. It is amazing. 23 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,670 We're finally going to be free in a week. 24 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:41,940 No doubt, no doubt. 25 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:43,780 So when are you going to turn it off? 26 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,380 Just hanging out in my room, fucking around on my phone. 27 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:49,499 What's up? 28 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,760 You want to play some video games and just kick it? Fuck yeah. 29 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,100 All right, I'll cruise over in a little bit. Hell yeah, sounds good. 30 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,660 All right, look. Bye. 31 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Jesus, 32 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 look at this mess. 33 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,560 I didn't think it was that bad. 34 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,880 It's terrible. 35 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,729 Jesus. I mean, how on earth are you going to survive with... me. 36 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:12,050 Really. 37 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:17,730 Um, I don't know. I mean, like I said, I didn't think it was so bad. I got a 38 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:18,730 system. 39 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:23,410 A system? Yeah. Throw everything everywhere and then hope you find it 40 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:27,610 No, I know what's clean and what's dirty. Like, for example, like this. 41 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:28,910 clean, clearly. 42 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,590 No, that is not clean. 43 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,190 I mean, seriously. 44 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:38,510 You can't even sort laundry. 45 00:02:39,799 --> 00:02:41,180 Well, guess what? 46 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,620 You're not going to have to do it anymore. You know why? 47 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Why? 48 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,700 I got accepted to college. 49 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:52,540 What? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going away next week. 50 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,580 Wait, wait, wait. 51 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:56,900 You're going away? 52 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,520 To college next week. 53 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:07,000 So, like, for example, Queen, I'll just leave that right there. 54 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:14,900 leave me here. 55 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:16,220 Why not? 56 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,300 Mom, I gotta grow up. I gotta spread my wings. 57 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,700 You're such an asshole. 58 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:22,720 You're not gonna leave me alone with him, are you? 59 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:26,640 I mean, I gotta be my own man, you know? 60 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,380 Your own man? 61 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:29,860 Yeah. 62 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,460 I'm like an adult now. 63 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,980 Honey, you're not an adult. 64 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,360 You're always gonna be my boy. 65 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:42,060 I mean, you can't leave me here. 66 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:46,690 There's got to be something we can work out. I mean, what do you want? A new 67 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:49,830 car? That new video game console thing? 68 00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:51,110 Oh, the Y -Box? 69 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:53,670 I guess. Yeah, whatever. 70 00:03:53,990 --> 00:04:00,770 I mean... But that's the thing. I mean, I'm not interested in, like, cars or 71 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:07,450 game consoles. I'm, like, interested in women, you know? 72 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:10,850 And you don't let me have any girls over here. 73 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:17,810 Why would you need... girls here you have me well I mean not just like 74 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:21,170 for talking for like other things 75 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,760 I mean, you said you wanted girls, right? 76 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,460 Um, yeah. 77 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,640 And I don't want you to go, so... Uh... 78 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:06,220 Oh, whoa. 79 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:07,980 No, no, no, no. Bring it back here. 80 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:09,580 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 There you go. 82 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,360 Oh, wow. 83 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,400 Here you go. Make it bounce with my tongue. 84 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,060 Oh. 85 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,260 Wow. 86 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,900 Yeah. 87 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:26,610 leave me, right? 88 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:32,370 I feel like I'm under duress a little bit right now. 89 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,150 You're not under duress. 90 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,170 This is a very special kind of convincing. 91 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,210 Oh, yeah. 92 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,890 I like it. 93 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:53,510 I'm sure we could do this more. 94 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,920 Often, right? 95 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:57,660 Really? 96 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,700 As long as you don't tell your dad. 97 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,120 Oh, yeah. I don't want him to find out. 98 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,620 Do you mind if you, um, you know? 99 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:31,700 Yeah, like that. 100 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,110 You're really good at that. 101 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:13,890 Fuck. 102 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:15,670 Yeah. 103 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:16,950 Yeah. 104 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,930 Yeah? Like that? 105 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:23,790 Uh -huh. So tell me how you like it. Yeah, I want you to try this. 106 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,330 Yeah? Show me. 107 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,110 Oh, yeah. Yeah? 108 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,190 Oh, my God. 109 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,070 Fuck. 110 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,380 Oh, god damn. 111 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,640 Yeah. 112 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:46,320 Oh, fuck, mom. About that going away thing? 113 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,780 Uh -huh. Maybe you forgot about that, right? 114 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,240 Um, I don't even remember what we were talking about before. 115 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:53,580 Yeah. 116 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,680 Oh, 117 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,880 wow. Oh, yeah. Keep going. 118 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,200 Oh, fuck. 119 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,940 Oh, fuck. 120 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,240 Oh, yeah. 121 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,160 Our little secret, right? 122 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:27,800 Um, yeah, our little secret. 123 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,840 Perfect. Now, um, do me a favor. 124 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,059 Uh -huh? 125 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:34,780 Clean up this mess. 126 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,460 Sort your laundry properly, please. 127 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,240 I want you to make downstairs a sticky cloth. 128 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:45,540 Uh, yeah, yeah, Mom. I'll, uh, I'll get right on it. 129 00:08:55,129 --> 00:08:57,150 And I got some exciting news. 130 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:58,389 What's going on? 131 00:08:58,390 --> 00:08:59,390 I'm going to college. 132 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:01,470 What? Yes. I got accepted. 133 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,650 Me and Alex are going to the same college. When? 134 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:04,910 Next week. 135 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:06,790 Yeah. Dorms open up so early. 136 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,170 You'll get all fed in and everything. 137 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,170 No. You're not doing this. 138 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:11,289 What do you mean no? 139 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:14,830 There's no way. Are you in college? Are you kidding me? You can't even clean 140 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:15,830 your room, Tyler. 141 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:16,849 What are you talking about? 142 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:20,550 It's like social dorm is to go to college. 143 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:27,300 Yeah, but... There's a perfectly good community college right down the street. 144 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,000 You can just live here. You can do a part -time job. 145 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,800 That's the right move to me. 146 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,640 There's no girls at JCP. 147 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,120 Oh, okay. 148 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,940 There are tons of girls everywhere. 149 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:41,220 You're exaggerating. No, no, no. The whole college experience is me going 150 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:47,640 somewhere away from home. No. Far, far, far away from home. No. I never see the 151 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,640 people I live with. 152 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:18,090 I think I have 153 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:23,490 the solution to your girls argument right here. 154 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,280 Don't you think I have that sort of thing right here? I know, 155 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,220 I know, but you can call me mommy, okay? 156 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,380 And mommies do anything for their young boys. 157 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:41,940 They don't have movies like these, honey. 158 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,540 They don't. 159 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,520 Oh, there you go. 160 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240 There you go. 161 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,500 Yeah, that's good. 162 00:10:54,949 --> 00:10:56,770 There's so much in college. 163 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:00,650 You don't look like every girl. Well, you really don't. 164 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:04,370 What? No, they just don't have these in college. 165 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:06,550 These are for mommy boobs. 166 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:09,710 No, there's some girls that have boobs like that. I'm sure of it. 167 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,230 No, no, no, no. 168 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:15,650 Honey, you're never going to get girls talking that much in college, okay? 169 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,510 Shh. Be quiet for mommy. 170 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:22,150 I'm going to show you what you'd be missing, okay? 171 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,120 Oh, my God. 172 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,320 Oh, my God. This is so fucking weird. 173 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,080 Oh, yeah. 174 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,980 This is so fucking weird. 175 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:11,530 Oh, my God. 176 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:19,490 Oh, wow. Oh, 177 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,330 my God. 178 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,490 Oh, that's good. 179 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,150 This is so funny. 180 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,890 Just keep doing that. Just keep doing that. 181 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,810 Oh my god, that was so good. 182 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:11,310 Oh my god, 183 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:16,710 that was so good. 184 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:18,870 Oh my god. 185 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:47,210 You're not going to get anything like that in college. You should reconsider, 186 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:48,590 okay? 187 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:54,470 You want me to go to Alex's house? Yeah, go to Alex's and think about it, okay? 188 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,870 Okay. Bye. 189 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:57,850 Okay, 190 00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,390 bye. Bye, honey. 191 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:00,590 Say bye, mommy. 192 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:01,990 Bye, mommy. 193 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,000 Hey. Hey, Kiki. 194 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,159 What's up? 195 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,760 I'm good. How are you, Natasha? 196 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:41,100 Oh, um, I mean, I'm pretty good. I'm just kind of, I don't know, I'm kind of 197 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,460 turning my wheels about the boys going off to college. 198 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:49,240 I know. I mean, I know I'm just Alex's stepmom, but I'm going to miss that 199 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,020 little fucker. I know. I'm going to miss Tyler so much, and I'm just his 200 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:57,380 stepmom, too, but I just can't think about a whole day going by without him. 201 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,960 I know. I mean, it's not like they can clean up after themselves or anything. 202 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,940 Like, what's their room going to look like? Oh, my God. Tyler's probably 203 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:09,280 His clothes are, like, constantly all over his room. He doesn't know how to 204 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,480 anything away. He doesn't even know how to cook either. So, I really don't know 205 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,160 how they're going to survive in college. 206 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,160 Right? And on top of that, do you have to remind him to shower? Because, oh, my 207 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,839 God. Alex, forget. 208 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,180 Yes, I have to tell Tyler every single day, too. It's like I am his mom or 209 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,480 something. It's like, and he thinks he's... Just going to go off and live 210 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,160 somewhere else? Like, no way. 211 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,700 I mean, their dorm rooms are going to be disgusting. 212 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:33,839 Mm -hmm. 213 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,500 So disgusting. Like, stinky and everything. 214 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,000 I really don't think we should let them go. 215 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,000 Yeah, I think we should come up with a plan. I mean, there's got to be 216 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,520 we can bribe them with, right? 217 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,900 Um, I mean, yeah, probably. But what? Like, what do teenage boys like? 218 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,200 Uh, boobs and video games? 219 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,740 Yes. They do like boobs. 220 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,460 Maybe we should... 221 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:57,920 Do this in person. 222 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,500 I think so, too. Yeah, like, why don't you come over? 223 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,280 Okay, I'll come over right now. All right. See you in a little bit. Okay. 224 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,280 right. Bye. Bye. 225 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,300 Hey. Hey, uh, hey, man. How's it, uh, how's it going? 226 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,620 Uh, good, yeah. 227 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,300 Uh, you know, how was your day? 228 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,380 Um, you know, kind of, kind of same as yours. Uh, uh, good. 229 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,040 You know, just, just good. 230 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,239 Did you hear anything? 231 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,120 Um, I mean, I, I cleaned my room. 232 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:37,500 And, uh, you know... Yeah, just... I'm gonna suck your dick. 233 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,340 What? What? 234 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:40,680 What? What? 235 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,880 Did... Did you say your mom sucked your dick? 236 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,660 Why? That'd be weird. 237 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:52,460 It was, you know... Well, I mean, because, uh... It's really weird, right? 238 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,220 I mean... It's just that long, you know? Just a little... Yeah. 239 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,040 Well, the reason I... 240 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,440 Say, I mean, it might not be weird. 241 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,760 It's because, you know, maybe it happened with me, too. What? 242 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,800 Yeah. Maybe my mom, you know. Your mom said something? 243 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,860 Yeah. Yeah. 244 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,080 My mom said something, too. 245 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,860 Dude! What the fuck? Dude! 246 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,039 What the? 247 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,240 I don't know what the fuck happened. Yeah, exactly. She, like, she came into 248 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,220 room. I told her about college. Yeah. She kind of was like, oh, you know, I 249 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,060 don't want you to go away. You know, is there anything? 250 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,660 What the fuck? The exact same story as mine. Exactly. And I'm like, dude, you 251 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,660 don't want me to have girls over. 252 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,020 And she's like, oh, I'm a girl? 253 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,720 And then she sucked my dick. 254 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,880 I was talking about going to college and how many, like, girls all of a sudden, 255 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,340 she's like, just come over here and, like, you know, you, like, we can do 256 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,300 something. What the fuck? I know. 257 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,560 I don't even. 258 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,200 It was crazy. I don't even like to think even whether or not you're going to 259 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,860 fucking go to college now. Yeah. Yeah. 260 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,700 Exactly. They were insane. I sucked up my whole head with it. Yeah. Like, a few 261 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,740 minutes of whatever happened. 262 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,780 Exactly. Exactly. It isn't way too much power. It isn't insane. 263 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080 Yeah. 264 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,220 A little blowjob, but all of a sudden I'm recalculating everything I want to 265 00:19:56,220 --> 00:20:00,540 with my life. Right? And plus, like, her tits. Oh my god. Oh my god. I wish I 266 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,820 could play that. Yeah, they are fucking amazing. 267 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,720 Fuck. I know. I don't know. I think they're just mom's tits. 268 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,980 I mean, I don't blame you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I mean, my mom's 269 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:10,859 are shit. 270 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,060 Yeah. That tits are out of this world. 271 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,300 Hell yeah. 272 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680 Hey, 273 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280 you two. 274 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,260 How's it going? 275 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:46,380 Were you guys talking about college again? 276 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,580 Yeah, yeah, college. 277 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,080 Just, you know, the school work and stuff. 278 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:57,660 You know, we were thinking about it, and we maybe shouldn't have gotten so upset 279 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:02,280 about you boys going off to college. Yeah, maybe we were a little hasty in 280 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,820 trying to stop you. 281 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,180 You know what? 282 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,640 We didn't mind at all. 283 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:14,700 We understand, and we totally get why you guys maybe did that. Those boys. 284 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,380 You know. 285 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,700 You actually kind of encouraged her to maybe change her mind, right? 286 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,920 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 287 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:28,580 I mean, you know, being at home with, you know, your mom would be fun. Well, I 288 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:33,660 mean, you guys can, obviously you guys are always going to come visit, and we 289 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,100 don't want to stop you from growing. 290 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:43,030 Yeah. I mean, well, you know, we had a great time in our... college years. 291 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:48,490 I mean, we just had so much fun. We were pretty wild ourselves, you know. 292 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:53,390 Yeah, we were pretty wild. We had a lot of fun together. 293 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,950 And we just felt a little proud of you guys of that. 294 00:21:56,370 --> 00:22:00,590 Right. You know, I know what you want to do over there. Pretty much what we did. 295 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:03,090 Yeah, right. It was fun, you know. 296 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,390 Lots of fun. Lots of study. 297 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:11,050 Sure. You know, it's all about the girls. And we do that too. I mean, we 298 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,050 girls... 299 00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:13,530 Yeah, that's how we met. 300 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:18,990 We've roomed together sometimes and we just, you know, get into things 301 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,150 didn't we? 302 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,610 Trouble. 303 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:24,930 Hi. 304 00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:33,990 Well, so, um, we were thinking that it might be a good idea 305 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:39,050 to, uh, send you guys off with a little present. 306 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,150 Sort of congratulations. 307 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,380 A bang, maybe? 308 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,960 Don't forget your money. 309 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,460 Oh, yeah. Right on, right? 310 00:22:53,760 --> 00:23:00,660 Maybe you 311 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:01,840 should start here. 312 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280 Yeah. 313 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:25,330 Oh my God. Dude, your mom's not even wearing underwear. 314 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:29,410 You should get over here in LA. 315 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880 Oh, yeah. 316 00:24:25,949 --> 00:24:28,290 Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,690 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 318 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:03,969 Oh, yeah. 319 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,970 Oh, 320 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,470 yeah. 321 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:14,210 Oh, just like that. Oh, my God. 322 00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:17,230 Oh, my God. 323 00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:18,490 Oh, God. 324 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,620 There you go. There you 325 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:41,808 go. 326 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:44,580 Oh, my God. 327 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,840 Oh, 328 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,420 fuck. 329 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,820 Oh, 330 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:01,820 my God. 331 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,300 Oh, 332 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,300 damn. Oh, my God. 333 00:28:42,209 --> 00:28:43,610 Oh, yes. 334 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,840 Oh, dude, your mom really sucks dick. 335 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,690 Oh, goodness. 336 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,170 I know, doesn't he? 337 00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:05,690 Oh, shit. 338 00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:09,590 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 339 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,600 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 340 00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:11,670 Oh yeah, Mom. I'd like to have fun, too. 341 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:17,910 Yeah. 342 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,129 That was crazy. 343 00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:51,130 I know, right? 344 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:56,270 Yeah. What else did I want to do? Do I don't... Oh, yeah, that's right. That's 345 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:57,790 right. Oh, boy. That'll do it. 346 00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:17,690 That's it. Tell mommy how to please her cat. Oh, yeah. 347 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,230 Yeah. Yeah. 348 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:31,760 Show mommy how to raise a cat. 349 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,060 Right. 350 00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:24,650 Big titties flopping all over the place 351 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:13,940 I'm sorry. 352 00:44:10,089 --> 00:44:11,090 You're going, huh? 353 00:44:57,540 --> 00:44:59,780 Thank you. 354 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,000 Yeah. Yeah. 355 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,720 Oh, fuck you. 356 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:39,960 Oh, my God. Son, fuck so good. You already know he does. Oh, my God. Oh, my 357 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:48,520 Oh, my God. Oh, that means so fucking good. Yeah, you're fucking good. 358 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,240 I'm really good. 359 00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:13,870 Oh, my God. 360 00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:16,330 Oh, 361 00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:22,570 my God. 362 00:51:34,339 --> 00:51:36,120 Why did you get on top of me this time? 363 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,560 Oh boy. 364 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720 Here we go. 365 00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:12,680 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 366 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,260 Mmm, yeah, I love seeing that. 367 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,360 Oh, fuck, I feel like, uh, I feel like I'm in a comfort zone. 368 00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:50,319 You want me to come? 369 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,320 Yeah. 370 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:55,940 Yeah. Yeah, you want to come in my mouth, son? 371 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,740 Yeah, I want you to come in my mouth. 372 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,280 Yeah, push it right down my throat. 373 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,720 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 374 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,920 Oh, 375 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,560 my God, you're cool. Yeah. 376 00:53:15,069 --> 00:53:16,390 Oh, yeah. 377 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,270 Oh, fuck. 378 00:53:19,970 --> 00:53:21,230 Oh, 379 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:31,670 my God. 380 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,210 Oh, fuck. 381 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,480 Oh, fuck. 382 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,100 Good job, boys. 383 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,240 That's how we send you off to college. Definitely. 384 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,060 Now you guys know exactly what to do. 26467

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