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Hi.

Valerie, it's been
two damn weeks.

What the hell is going on?

I thought you said you were
going to get me out of here.

Look, I'm trying, okay?

But I don't have $100,000
laying around

to give to Mr. Bail Bondsman.

And since I don't have
any hard assets,

we've got a problem.

What about the club?

There's got to be
equity in the club.

I don't own the building.

I just have the business.

And as far as the bondsmen
are concerned,

night clubs are fly-by-night.

What happened
with your family?

They already have a second
mortgage on their house.

Not that my stepfather
was willing, anyway.

I'm sorry.

Do you have any idea what kind
of hell I'm living through?

Look, I have
a business appraiser

looking over the books
and the inventory, okay?

He says he'll work
with me on the numbers,

but you're gonna have
to hold out a little longer.

I can't hold out
a little longer.

I'm not gonna make it in here,
you hear me?

I'm not gonna make it.

Look, I'll have an answer
later this afternoon, okay?

Don't worry.

Everything's going to be okay.

You're all I've got.

Get me out.

Thanks.

That's not very nice.

So, you're not going to
show us your scars, huh?

No. There are

no scars.

Trust me.
I checked.

It was catheter surgery.

All I have is a
small little mark

on my leg.

You know, when my uncle got a pacemaker,

you could, like, feel
it under his skin,

like a cigarette
lighter or something.

Not any more.
They're so small now,

you wouldn't even know
it was there.

Here.

You feel
anything?

Uh-uh. It's amazing, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Well, all I know-- it's gonna

be nice to have you
play again next season.

Yeah, thanks.

They've already given me

the green light
to go back into training.

Of course, the
doctor's got me

on a pretty
tight leash.

Not to mention Donna.

Damn straight.
Let's go.

All right.
See you later. Bye, guys.

See you, guys.
See you.

Bye.
I got to go, too.

Kelly's coming home
today, so...

I'm just glad
she went in.

I'm glad she stayed in.

Yeah, well,
I'm just glad.

Do you have
my wallet? No.

Hey, isn't that, um,

Joan, that woman you tried
to set up with Nat?

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, Willie said they've
been seeing each other. Hmm.

Hey, everybody.

Steve, how are you?

Hey, Joan.
Mmm.

Good to see you.
I'm glad to see

things are going so well.

Yeah, it's really
been good to see Nat.

You guys have
a good day.

Bye.

Bye.
See you.

See you later,
Joanie.

Bye, Nat.

What's going on?
Yeah, what's going on?

Uh, uh, nothing.

It... just
didn't work out.

You're kidding.

Yeah, you guys looked
so happy together.

That's the way it goes.

Well, what happened?
What happened?

We went out a few times,
and, uh...

I don't know,
the magic just wasn't there.

It's not like in the old days.

What are you talking about?

I don't know.

I can't put my finger on it.

You guys want something else?

Uh-uh.

All right, good.

See you.
Hmm.

Well, we can't say
we didn't try.

We should do
something.

We should leave it alone.

Aah!

You think I'll get another roommate?

This place looks so empty
all of a sudden.

Maybe you'll get the
room all for yourself.

Hey, you only have
one week left.

Just stick with it.

You gonna visit me?
I will be

here for out-patient.

You'll see me
almost every night at group.

It's not the same thing.

Tara,

you'll be fine.

Got everything?

I think so.

Oh, wait.

Oh, um, no.

No, really, I wanted
you to keep that.

Really?

Yeah.

I was hoping
you'd say that.

Come in.

You ready to go?

What are you doing here? I thought

they sent you off
to Pediatrics?

I just wanted to stop by
and wish you good luck.

Well, thank you.

So, you got
a ride? Uh, yeah.

My mom and my brother
are meeting me in the lobby.

Okay, then,
you're all set? All set.

Great. Come on,
I'll take these for you.

Oh, thanks.

Hang on one second.

Come here.

Mmm. I'll see
you soon, okay? Okay.

Bye.
Bye.

I'll see you, okay?

So, what do you got planned?

Uh, mostly catching
up on my classes.

I figure if I keep
myself busy with that,

I won't have to think
about anything else.

I'm no expert,
but from what I've observed,

you've come a long way.

You think so?

I do. So don't let
life throw you.

Thanks, Doc.

Almost a doctor.

Oh, great.
There she is.

Now, just let me
handle this.

You know what? I feel
totally weird about this.

We're completely butting
in on Nat's life.

Come on, Clare.
Where's your sense of romance?

Besides which, would you rather
have Brandon and Steve do it?

Point taken.

Hi.

Susan, Clare.

Hi. What a surprise.

Can I help you
with something?

Um, I need
a new desk lamp,

and Nat said
that you worked here,

so I thought I'd come by
and give you the business.

Great. What did you have
in mind?

Craftsman?

Victorian?

Contemporary?

Uh... how about something
romantic and nostalgic?

Come on, I'll show you
what we have.

What the heck does a
romantic desk lamp look like?

Not a word.

Here they are.

Take your pick.

Great.

Um...

Listen, Joan, um...

I hate to pry,

but I, I just have
to say something, um...

Nat hasn't been the same
since you left this morning.

Are you kidding?

What? You know it's true.

I mean, did you guys have
a fight or something?

You don't have
to answer that, really.

It's none
of our business.

Sure it is.

You care about Nat.

Well, we kind of thought
you did, too. I do.

I really do.

What's the problem then?

Not-Not that

you have to answer
that, actually...

I-I really can't
put my finger on it.

Funny. That's, uh...

that's exactly
what Nat said.

You...
you talked to Nat about me?

Yeah.

What did Nat say?

Something
about the magic

that the two of you
used to have.

Everything with Nat was magic.

No matter what we did,

even if it was just going
for a hot dog,

he'd make it romantic.

But that was then,
and this is now.

Oh, so you're saying you don't
think Nat's romantic anymore?

Oh, I'm sure he is. It's just

that maybe it's the time,
the place.

You can't
repeat the past.

So, did you pick out a lamp?

Oh...

She doesn't really
need a lamp.

I kind of figured that.

Give my best to Nat.

You're good friends.

Thanks.
Thanks.

Well, that
was successful.

She's crazy about him.

Yeah, and he's
crazy about her,

but there's nothing
we can do about it.

I, uh, had a chance
to catch some tape

on your boyfriend's
prime-time road rally

with the L.A.P.D.

I, uh, managed
to miss

the first showing.

You sure you want
to go through with this?

Yes,

but without the lecture, please.

Well, seems like you managed

to certify the equity
in your club.

Now all I need
is a cashier's check

in the amount
of $10,000.

Here you go.

Sweet.

Let's just hope

your boyfriend doesn't get
a hankering to see the world.

Well, that wouldn't be
in our best interest.

No, it wouldn't.

Clare, uh, do you think
we should change the music--

I don't know,

something maybe a little
more soothing or something?

No. Normal is better.

We don't want to treat her
any different

than we did before, right?

Right.
Anybody home?

Hi!
Hi!

Welcome home!
Thank you.

Hey.
Hi.

Uh, Kel, I'm just gonna put
your stuff in your room.

Thanks.
My God, look at these, they're gorgeous!

They're from Brandon,
Susan and Steve.

They wanted to be here,

but they thought you might feel
a little overwhelmed.

Aw...
They're beautiful.

Hey, wait till you see
your room.

All right, lead the way.
Come on.

Wait a second, wait.
Where's Colin's painting?

Uh, we took it down.

Why?
Well, we didn't think

that was the first thing you'd
want to see when you got home.

Let me do my own redecorating,
all right?

Sorry.

What is this?

It's a little
homecoming present.

I thought you might like having
something to take care of.

David, they're
so cool.

I haven't had fish
since I was a kid.

Uh, here.
Feed them.

They haven't
eaten all day.

Just don't give
them too much.

Now, you know, fish
will eat until they die.

I know.
You know what?

I'm going to name
the big orange one David.

There you go, guys.

So, have you, uh,
heard anything

about Colin?

Yeah, he's
a jailbird.

He can't make bail.

Kelly, he's going to have
to do some time.

I just don't think
you should be so hard on him.

He's been humbled enough.

You just worry
about yourself, okay?

That's all
I care about.

You want me
to get that?

No, it's probably Tara.

She said
she would call.

Hello?

Hey, Tara, can you hold on?

Um, can you just tell
everybody I need to rest?

Sure.

You okay?

Yeah, it's good to be home.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hi.

Hey. What's going on?

Uh, Tara called.

That was quick.

Kelly seemed pretty upset.

No, she's fine.

She just needs to get used
to everything again.

Yeah, I think she just needs
a night in her own bed.

She'll be fine in the morning.

Hello?

I heard you were coming out of rehab today.

That's great.

Colin...

Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted
to welcome you home,

tell you
I was thinking about you.

Um... Where are you?

Where do you think?

But I'm getting out of here
tonight.

I'm glad for you.

Thanks.

I'd love to see you.

No. I...

I have to go.

Is there
a Ms. Malone here?

Uh, yeah...

Yeah.
Great.

That's me.

I'm Tony Spencer,
Mr. Roberts' lawyer.

He made bail.
Robbins.

His name is Colin Robbins.

I'm sorry. Robbins.

Look, he'll be out
within the hour, okay?

Well, wait.
So what's next?

We try and plead
the charges down.

Plead down?

What do you mean
plead down?

Are you saying
that we don't have a defense?

That we have to take
whatever deal they give us?

Ms. Malone,
I'm a public defender.

Thirty cases found their way
on to my desk this morning.

Now, I do the best
I can do,

the way I see fit
to do it.

Now, if you want to pay
for the high-priced spread,

I can give
you a referral.

Okay, so let's say
we take the plea.

What's the best
you can do?

Well, we're looking
at possession,

resisting arrest,
and driving recklessly

while trying to evade
a police officer.

He's looking at least
three years

in the state
penitentiary.

Three years?

If I'm lucky,
I can get it down a year.

Well, that's unacceptable.

Best I can do.

Look, after he gets
settled in tomorrow,

have him
give me a call.

I'm home.

Oh, man, it's going
to take a week

just to get the stink
off of me.

It's not that bad.

Yeah, right.

I just need to shower
and hit the sack.

Well, you're out now.

Yeah, for how long?

From what I heard in there,

the place I'll probably
get sent to...

Well, I don't even want to think
about it.

Well, the first thing
you need to think about

is getting another lawyer.

That Spencer's a loser.

How do you suppose I pay
a good lawyer?

I don't have a cent, Valerie.

You're not paying him...

I am.

I wonder what it was, you know.

I mean, I wonder
why they broke up.

I mean, you know...

to be apart after all these
years, you know, I mean,

it-it must've been
meant to be.

I just can't quite
figure out why,

why they're apart now.

Maybe she didn't know
when to be quiet.

I'm sorry.

I just can't seem
to get my mind off them...

Just give it
a rest, Keats.

I guess you just get bored
after a while, huh?

Bored?

With you?

Never.

I'm not talking
about us.

I'm talking about
Nat and Joan.

Well, maybe they had
their time and it's gone.

You think passion
can't sustain itself?

It's pretty simple.

A rose untended
is gonna wilt.

Chocolate left out,
it's gonna go stale.

Champagne uncorked,
it's gonna go flat.

You kind of understand
what I'm saying?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I get it.

So, um...

how do you keep
romance going?

Do what I do.

What? What? What?

I'm sorry.

Look, we have
to do something.

And when exactly was it

that you got this
matchmaking obsession, huh?

Look, I just feel bad.

I mean, look at
the two of them.

Nat's been alone
for years and years.

She's divorced

and all her kids
have moved away.

They're perfect for each other,
you know?

Besides which, everybody needs
somebody.

Come on, we have to help.

And what exactly are
we supposed to do?

We're talking about two
fully grown adults here.

If they want to be together,
they'll be together.

You can't take them
on a double date

and throw them
in the back seat

and hope they
fall in love,

it ain't gonna happen.

No, no, no,
that's a really good idea.

Not a double date,
a triple date.

Me, you...

Clare, Steve and them.

And what exactly is
that going to accomplish?

Well, you know,
you heard her.

They just need
to have some fun, you know?

Put romance back into it.

And hanging out with us
is gonna do that?

Honey... who better?

Oh...

Mom? What are
you doing here?

Good morning,
darling.

I went a little overboard
at Chez Panache this morning.

I thought you could use
something special.

That's very nice of you,
but you didn't have to.

I know, I'm a mother.

It's allowed.

I won't argue that.

Donna, coffee's on!

So, how was it to spend
your first night at home?

It was heaven.

My sheets, my bed,
my pillows, everything--

it was heaven.

Here.

Oh, it's
so sweet of you, Mom.

I'm glad you came by.

That's Joe.

I'm late.
I know.

All right. Hello?

You won't believe
what we had

for breakfast again
this morning.

Um...

Lumpy oatmeal, cold toast
and warm juice.

I feel like I'm going to heave.

You'll be fine, Tara.

Just go along
with the program.

And I will sneak
something yummy in

before group tomorrow.

All right.

I-I just miss you.

I'm sorry,
I keep calling so much.

You can call as much
as you need to.

Thanks, Kelly.

Bye.

Bye.

That was Tara again?

Yeah.

How many times has
she called this morning?

I don't know, Donna.
I haven't been counting.

So, are you going
to school today?

No, I think I need
another mental health day.

I'm so far behind now,

I'm just probably
going to end up

with a bunch
of incompletes anyway.

I'm going to go back to bed.

I'll be right back.

Kel, look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean anything
about Tara calling.

I know.

You just really have
to understand

how hard it is
on her right now.

I mean, she really relied
on me in there.

And I'm like the only
person that she has.

Well, she's lucky
to have you as a friend.

Thanks, Donna.

Have a good day.
You, too.

So I talked to Brenda
today...

She's spending all
that time...

Hello!
Hey, baby.

How you doing?
Hey. Hi.

Okay, it's all set
for tonight.

What is?
With Joan.

We talked to her.
She's on.

Triple date.
Tonight. Oh, great.

Where do we
take 'em?

Well, I've been thinking
about this.

I can vouch
for that. Coffee, please.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Now, Joan said the reason
that she broke it off with Nat

was because
and I quote:

"You can't recapture
the past."

I say we try.

Well, that sounds
complicated.

Mm-hmm.
No, no,

you just have to use your
imagination, Steve.

I mean, I'm talking
about a date

that takes them back
into their past,

you know, to their, uh,
favorite romantic haunts,

you know, where
they first dated,

and kissed and made love.

That sounds all
well and good,

but those places
don't exist anymore.

Well, some do.

I can guarantee
that even if they don't,

I mean, their memories still do.

Think back,

1971.

That would be the age
of disco inferno, right?

Seldom right

and wrong again, Steve,

that would be pre-disco,
pre- Star Wars.

Pre... Charlie's Angels.

Okay, Joan told us
all the places

they used to like to go.

So, we just have one problem.

And that's where you guys
come in.

Absolutely not!
Forget it! Whoa,

whoa, what're you getting
so bent out of shape about?

It's not like this
is a shotgun wedding.

Nat, it's one date,
man, one date. One date.

Come on, now.

Forget it, forget it.

You can't make
something happen

that's not supposed
to happen.

See that's it?
That is not it.

Is that it, Nat?
That's it.

Oh, boy, we are
dead meat.

Dead meat, my friend.

Don't take it so
hard, Brando.

Put that away.

It's not your problem.
No,

see that's where
you're wrong,

that's where you're wrong
because this is my problem,

it's my problem
and it's a very big one.

It is?

It is.

Sanders, do you want
to be the one to explain

to Susan and Clare that
their brilliant little idea

isn't gonna fly, huh?

Are you familiar with the term
"nihilus testiculus," huh?

You got to reconsider.

Please, the girls are gonna
give us so much grief.

Oh, so, uh,
Clare and Susan

conjured up this
whole scheme?

Yes, yes, they conjured
the whole scheme.

You know how girls are.

They got all worked up
about rekindling the romance

between you and Joan.

It's like they're
on a mission...

A mission from God is
what they're on.

And Joan agreed to all this?

She's very much looking
forward to it.

Well, I, uh,

don't want to ruin
your love lives.

Are you on?

What time you picking me up?

You're killing me.
You're killing me.

Okay.

Here you go.

Steve and Brandon are
in the back with Nat.

Want me to tell them
you're here?

Actually, um, don't even
mention I was here, okay?

You got it.

See you, later.

Hey, David.

Hey, Val.

How's it going?

Good, good.

Um, listen I've got to go.

The food's getting cold.

So, uh, I heard
Colin made bail.

Yeah, yeah,
you heard right.

Well, I hope you were
smart enough

not to put up any
of your own money for that.

You know what?

That's none of
your business.

So, I'll take that
as a no.

You know,
I can't believe

you could be
so stupid. You know,

you were always so
jealous of Colin.

Oh, yeah.

There's a lot to
be jealous of there.

You know, Val,
you don't make any sense.

You went through hell
trying to keep your friends

from knowing what was going on
between you and Ginger

and now, and now
you're pulling this.

What do you expect
everyone to just agree

with what you're doing?
You know what?

you have no right to
make accusations

about anything I do.

I trusted you and
you deserted me.

Oh, I loved you and you were
willing to push me off

on your friend
for the night.

What do you think you're
gonna get out of this

other than trouble?

I know what you're
thinking, David.

I know what everybody's
thinking.

And I don't care.

Maybe all of you should
learn a little bit about loyalty.

You guys used to be
Colin's friend

until he screwed up.

And then you turned
your back on him.

I won't do that,
I never will.

So what, what are you saying?
You love him?

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe I do.

Well, just remember
this, Val.

When you play with dirt,
you get dirty.

Well, thanks
for the fortune cookie, David.

But keep it to yourself.

No, Joan, you are not
overdressed.

Yes, Nat,

it is a limo.

It's a stretch.

Would you prefer
to go in a van?

Okay, Joan, I'm hanging
up now, okay.

No, Nat, I'm trying
to make this easy.

You're the one
who's making it difficult.

I'm hanging up now, good-bye.

You have got to be kidding
me with these two.

I'm not--
I'm not kidding...

Our lovebirds are freakin'.
Yes, they are.

Why did you guys have
to take her shopping?

What did that
accomplish?

All it did was put more
pressure on her.

Wrong.

Shopping takes
the pressure off--

especially if you, uh,
start in footwear.

Footwear.

Hey, where have
you been?

Back in time.

1971, to be exact.

What a strange year.

Look at this, the Dow Jones was under 800 points.

How romantic.

Nixon was president.

Oliver Stone was probably
still shooting on Super 8.

Led Zeppelin
released

"Stairway to Heaven."

And Sonny and Cher
still had a TV show.

My mom still had
her TV show.

My parents were still
living together.

Boy, do things
change, huh?

Come on,

there's the limo.
Okay.

Okay.

All right, so, uh,
it's all settled.

I'll meet you guys
later? Yeah.

So, you think you'll
have enough time

to set everything up?
Absolutely.

Absolutely, I'll call you
in the limo.

Okay.

I just really want everything
to be perfect, you know?

Who knew you were
so sentimental?

Uh, Brandon.

You forgot something.

Steve's cell phone, right,
right, right, right, right.

No...

this...

Okay, bye.

Okay, bye.

So what do you
feel like?

Oh, I don't know.

Anything really.
Hmm.

A period romance?

No.

Okay, we can go
the other way.

Uh, Brad, Keanu,
Johnny Depp--

Your pick.
I don't think so.

How about screwball comedy?

Kel?

Kelly!

Greg, hi.

This is so weird.

I was just gonna
call you. You were?

Yeah. Uh, hi, Donna,
it's nice

to see you
again. Yeah, you, too.

I'll just go.

Bye.

So, you can't
find a film?

Oh, no, we can't decide.

How about you?
I was gonna get

a foreign film, but,
uh, I realized

I just wasn't in the
mood for subtitles

so I went back to
an old standby.

Which is?
Best of the Three Stooges.

Ah!

Why were you gonna call me?

Actually, I was
wondering if maybe

you wanted to get a cup
of coffee sometime?

Sure.

Okay.
Great,

I'll call you.
Are you listed?

Yeah.

Uh, K. Taylor. At the beach.

No address.
All right,

K. Taylor at the beach.

I'm looking forward to it.

Me, too.

Bye.
Bye.

Hey, what was that
all about?

He just asked me out.

Really?
Yeah.

Hmm.

He's perfect
for you, Kel.

Good-looking and a doctor, too.

I have to say one thing.

You guys really know

how to show a girl
a good time.

I second that motion.

I just wish Brando

were here.
Mmm. I told you

he's busy and, besides which,
it's a surprise.

Don't worry about it,
we'll meet up with him later.

So where are we
going now?

The site
of your first date.

Ah, the Tail O' the Pup.

How did you know?

They did some very good
research.

Boy, you were a big
spender, Nat.

Thank you.

Do you remember, you remember

when this joint was
across the street, Joanie?

Yeah.

You know this
corner was

where they-they used to
have pony rides.

I remember that.
Yeah.

That was before the Beverly
Center was built.

I had my fourth
birthday here.

Yes, sirree.

All right, a toast.

Oh!
Woo!

Woo!

To Joan...

Thank you.

...and Nat.
Thanks, Pal.

To happiness.

To love.

To ponies.

And to living to
a ripe old age.

And for staying
young.

Cheers.
Ah!

Mmm.
Mmm!

So,

how'd you guys meet?

We met on a casting

session.

Yeah, it was Bonanza.

I was reading for
the, uh, bad guy,

and she was reading for
the school teacher.

Little Joe's love interest.

Did you get the part?

No, of course not.
Well...

I got a callback.

How about you guys?

How did you meet Brandon?

Oh, it was a workplace romance.

I hired him.

Classic case
of sexual harassment.

Yes, but I
still can't

quite figure out
if I was the harasser

or the harassee.

I've known Clare for a while,

but it wasn't until she
started tutoring me

that I fell in
love with her.

He was the perfect
student.

Did everything
the teacher wanted.

I bribed her

with charm.

Hey, go easy, okay,

you still can't do long division
without a calculator.

Like I have to.
Uh-huh.

Listen, this is
really great

but, um, where are
we going next?

Well, you just have to wait
and see.

Oh. All right.
Okay.

May I have more while
I wait and see?

Ooh!

Popcorn's ready.

So, what movie are
we watching first?

Soapdish is already in.

Where's the remote?

Uh, I think it's...

Hello.

Tara... I can't
hear you.

Speak up.
Where are you?

In Venice somewhere.

I had to bail.

You ran away?

I just couldn't take it anymore.

Please don't hate me, Kelly?

Stop it.
I don't hate you.

Just tell me
where you are.

Ozone and Speedway,
near the bridge.

Look, stay there,
all right.

And stay clean.

I'll be right there.

Okay.

What's going on?

Tara's in trouble.

I'll drive.

Thanks, Donna.

Remember the night we saw
the Doors at the Whisky?

No, I never saw the
Doors at the Whisky.

Oh, well, it must have been somebody else.

Lord help me, I can't
even remember who.

Well, too bad
Perino's is closed.

We could have taken you
guys out for the best

cannelloni west
of New York, bar none.

Whenever we had something
to celebrate,

that's where we went.

Where are we now?

932 Las Palmas.

I haven't driven
by here in years.

It's gone.

It is totally gone.

Remember that little
bungalow, Joanie?

I sure do.

It was this cutest little place.

The...

the whole street
was lined with

Hollywood bungalows, you know?

And you guys
lived together?

Yeah.

For a while.

Give me a second, I'll be back.

Our parents were furious

about the situation,
and the fact that

he was Catholic
and I was Jewish...

believe me, it didn't help.

Is that what ended it
with you two?

It had a lot to do with it.

I'm gonna go see
what Nat's doing.

This is where the
front walk used to be.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Remember all the
night bloom jasmine

that was in the front yard?
Yeah,

right outside
the bedroom window.

Yeah.

I remember everything.

So do I.

Every detail.

All right.

Go, Nat.

It's working.

Kelly!

Tara.

Kelly, get me
out of here, please.

I don't know what I'm doing.
Are you all right?

It's okay.

I tried to call you,
but you weren't there,

and I just got so desperate
and so lonely,

and I just had
to get out of there.

Please don't
make me go back.

Well, I think it might
be the best thing.

Please, I just...
I just need to be with you.

Can't I just stay
at your apartment?

It's okay
with me, Kel.

All right, but I'm
gonna call the unit

and tell them
where you are.

Okay, that's a good idea.

Thanks for coming
to get me, you guys.

We wouldn't leave
you out here.

Just get in the car,
and we'll go home.

Yeah, come on.

So this is what it's like
to have friends, huh?

So, what do you guys usually do

on Saturday nights?

Oh, we go out
in stretch limos.

I mean,
doesn't everyone? Sure.

I'll tell you
what they do.

They come by me.

I feed them,
then they go next door

and hear loud music.

Real romantic.

Hey, hello,
we're very romantic, okay?

Really?

What's the most romantic date

you've ever been on?

Uh, that's a
trick question.

Just make sure
our answers

include our present
partners only.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Wasn't your, uh,
most romantic date with me?

It was.

When?

Tonight.

I think this is the
most romantic evening

we've ever
spent together.

Hello?

How's it going?

Everything's perfect,
exactly according to plan.

How about you?
Ready here.

Great, we'll be there
in ten minutes-- bye.

That was Brandon.

He's meeting
us there.

Great, this is getting
better by the minute.

Where are we
going now?

Oh, the last stop
is a real surprise.

Here we are.

Nice crib.

Thanks.

I knew you guys must
live in a nice place,

but this is like
living in a magazine.

Uh... does anyone
want coffee?

I would love some.

Sure, thanks.

You got it.

Uh, there's popcorn
on the table,

and a movie's
in the VCR already, so...

You heard her.

Come sit down, we were
just getting ready to start

before you called.

By any chance, were you
guys looking for this?

Tara found the remote.

We've been looking
for this all day.

Cool, now
we're all set.

So, let her rip.

Pass the popcorn, please.

Here you go.

Thanks.

I know this is only
for one night,

but it's better therapy
than I can get anywhere.

Well, don't try
sweet-talking us.

You're going back tomorrow.

I know.

I know, I know.

Lights out.

Is anybody gonna cry tonight?

I got ten bucks that says

the new pigeon cries
for his mama before morning.

You know the one, the one
that took the little joy ride.

You know, he's right
next door to me.

I'll make him cry.
And say,

he can cry on my
shoulder anytime.

Come on, mama's boy,
let's hear you cry.

Is anybody gonna
cry tonight? Come on, sweetheart.

Let's hear
those teardrops fall.

Let's hear
those teardrops fall. Shut up!

Let's hear those...
Shut up, shut up!

Shut up!

Hey, hey.

Hey, what's wrong?

You okay?

It's okay, it's okay.

You're here, you're here.

What's wrong?
I can't...

I can't go to prison.

I cannot go to prison.

I won't make it.

No, no, no, no,
you're not...

you're not going
back to prison.

I won't let
that happen.

It's okay.

Why are you
standing by me?

I sabotage everything,

every decent thing
that gets in my way.

Past is past, okay?

I love you.

And I'll do
anything I can.

Okay?

Woo-hoo!

Wow, Excelsior Hotel!

Place look familiar?

Oh, it's been closed
for years.

Do you guys remember
the Stardust Ballroom?

Oh, God, do we ever.

We... we wore out
the dance floor, didn't we?

Yeah... this
used to be

one of the most
romantic nightclubs

in Los Angeles.

All the stars
used to come here.

It was the place
to be seen.

Even when rock and
roll was the rage,

everyone who
was anyone

still came to the
Stardust Ballroom.

Well, they still do.

Whoa.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome
to the Stardust Ballroom.

Maestro, the
music, please.

How did you ever
pull this off?

Well, we pulled some strings.

That's where we sat
the first time we came here.

And something else
pretty special

happened
that night, too.

What was that?

Our first kiss.

Aw.

Care to dance?

I'd love to.

Come on.

This is the most terrific night.

The night is
still young.

Thank you for
making all the

wonderful memories
come alive again.

Oh, I think we have those
guys over there to thank.

In fact, I think
we taught them

a little something
about romance, didn't we?

Maybe we did.

What do you say, babe?

Love to.

How about it,
beautiful?

Charmed.

♪ I have waited
for this moment ♪

♪ To come true...

♪ A million years of dreaming

♪ Someday, one day

♪ I'll make love to you.