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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,194 Valerie? 2 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,996 Yeah. 3 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,531 Hi, it's me. 4 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,933 I didn't mean to scare you. 5 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,635 I didn't know you were out here. 6 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:37,737 Well, Brandon said that Brenda's notes from the poetry class 7 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,240 she took last year might be in one of these old boxes. 8 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:43,209 Oh, okay, well, just turn the light out when you're done. 9 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,744 Will do. 10 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:00,827 Oh, you should've told me dinner was ready. 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,462 I would've helped you set the table. 12 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:03,863 Please. It's take-out. 13 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,098 I hope you like Mexican. 14 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:06,766 Ooh, love it. 15 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,034 Just be careful of the salsa. 16 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,335 It's pretty spicy. 17 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,638 One bite and you become a native Californian. 18 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:12,839 Pass it this way, then. 19 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,007 All right, where's Brandon? 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,675 Oh, on the campaign trail. 21 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:16,976 Ah, that's my boy. 22 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,113 Have you guys, uh, ever heard of a Jack McKay? 23 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,315 Why do you ask? 24 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,983 Well, no reason really. 25 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,152 A professor mentioned his name in a class 26 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,254 on business and ethics I might be auditing. 27 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:31,958 Well, he was a textbook case, all right. 28 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:32,992 Jim. 29 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,260 Well, what do you want me to say? 30 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,296 He made a fortune. 31 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:37,530 Lost a fortune. 32 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,966 Lost his life when one of his "partners" 33 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,801 planted a bomb under his car. 34 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,504 In short, he was a crook. 35 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,406 That's terrible. 36 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,640 Was terrible. 37 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:48,842 We got to know Jack at the end 38 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,111 because Brenda used to go out with his son. 39 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:56,015 Wait, you mean Dylan McKay's related to Jack McKay? 40 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:56,983 You've met Dylan? 41 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,085 No. Not really. 42 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,087 Good. Keep it that way. 43 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,689 Jim. 44 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:03,890 Well, I'm sorry, but that kid has 45 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,025 given our family enough grief for a lifetime. 46 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,294 Sorry I brought it up. 47 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,262 That's okay. 48 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,097 Just don't mention him again. 49 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,500 I won't, promise. 50 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,657 With the special student body elections 51 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,193 for president and vice-president only two days away. 52 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,195 Whoa, wait, Walter, hold on, hold on. 53 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,097 I forgot to plug the mic in. 54 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,737 Okay. 55 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,105 Okay, let 'er rip. 56 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,174 With the special student body elections 57 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,276 for president and vice-president 58 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:04,777 only two days away, 59 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,281 campaigning on the C.U. campus has reached a fever pitch. 60 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,617 Emotions are running high for 61 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,285 the 12 sets of candidates, 62 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,821 Almost twice as many as in recent years, 63 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,689 mostly due to the bitter infighting 64 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,858 within the Progressive Party. 65 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,160 Now, with each minority group on campus 66 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,329 running its own slate, it's highly unlikely 67 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:28,067 that any one candidate will be able to win a clear mandate, 68 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,436 although we should have a better indication, 69 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,840 after tonight's Meet the Candidates debate at 8:00. 70 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,943 Perhaps the situation is best summed up, 71 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,212 By saying that no matter what happens this evening... 72 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,384 Sorry. 73 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,021 Hey, how you doing. 74 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,522 Brandon Walsh, I'm running for vice-president with... 75 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,658 Hi. How you doing? Brandon Walsh. 76 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,892 Damn glad to meet you. 77 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:54,861 Hi, Brandon Walsh and, yes... 78 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,664 You wouldn't happen to be 79 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,732 Brandon Walsh, would you? 80 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,067 I used to be. 81 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,902 Now I'm Brandon Walsh, the candidate, 82 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:04,237 an entirely different person. 83 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,938 Well, you both look pretty good to me. 84 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,674 In fact, I'm thinking of voting for them. 85 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,842 You would. 86 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,512 So, do you have time for coffee? 87 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:13,579 No, he doesn't. 88 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:14,681 Where have you been? 89 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,282 With the editorial board. We have to talk. 90 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,950 Sorry Kelly. No you're not. 91 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,320 No. You're right. I'm too pissed off to be sorry. 92 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,756 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 93 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,292 So I take it The Condor is not endorsing our candidacy. 94 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,429 They're backing Latinos Unidos. Latinos Unidos? 95 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:32,198 I figured they'd back the Progressives or stay neutral. 96 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,200 Yeah, well, how do you think I feel, man? 97 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:35,435 I've been the editor for two years. 98 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,537 Tough luck, Josh. 99 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,039 Congratulations, Diaz. 100 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,108 So, listen: if you drop out of the race 101 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,744 and back Ramon and Alicia, I'll see to it 102 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,479 that they find a spot for you in their cabinet. 103 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,347 No. 104 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,082 Brandon and I are going down swinging. 105 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,550 Going down fast, I might add. 106 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,718 Well, that's what you get 107 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,953 for running with the Chancellor's lackey. 108 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:54,921 See ya. 109 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,091 Just because I was on the Task Force. 110 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,792 Now I'm the Chancellor's lackey?! 111 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,427 You should take it as a compliment. 112 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,062 I don't know if I have the patience for this, Josh. Brandon... 113 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,430 All the mudslinging, the back room deals, forget it. 114 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,566 Can we just go someplace where I can rehearse my speech? 115 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,308 Donna. 116 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:19,412 Kel, you're not gonna believe this. 117 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:20,947 I have some great news. 118 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:21,681 Great. 119 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,015 I found us a new roommate. 120 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,317 Already? Yes. I met her this afternoon 121 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:27,153 while I was handing out flyers for Brandon. 122 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,221 She's terrific. 123 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:29,889 See, she used to live in the dorms, 124 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,224 but she had to move out 125 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,625 because her roommate was such a pig. 126 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,727 Actually I already showed her the apartment. She loves it. 127 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,997 Oh well, do I get to meet her before she signs the lease? 128 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,365 Yes, of course you do. 129 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:40,733 She's right outside on the deck. 130 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,969 Don't waste any time or anything. 131 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,170 Oh, and, and she already knows Brandon. 132 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,304 That's how we started talking. 133 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,174 Were they in a class together or something? 134 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,910 No, no, she uh, met him through the Task Force. 135 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:53,346 Oh. 136 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,848 By some strange chance, her name wouldn't happen to be...? 137 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,518 Kelly! 138 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,720 Hello, Clare. 139 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,622 What a great coincidence. 140 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,157 You two already know each other? 141 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,326 Yeah. We were roommates at this lame retreat 142 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,461 my father dragged me to. 143 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,029 Her father is the Chancellor. 144 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,664 I know that, Donna. 145 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:15,535 Wow, you have a great view from out here, Kel. 146 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,805 Well, I wouldn't get that attached to it if I were you. 147 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:19,772 Kelly! 148 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,241 I'm sorry, Clare. 149 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,544 I'm sure that you're gonna make somebody 150 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,778 a great roommate someday, 151 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,714 but Brandon and I are a real couple now and it would... 152 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,018 Kelly, I'm not interested in Brandon anymore. 153 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:32,919 Please. 154 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,320 No, I'm serious, okay. 155 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,621 That's history. 156 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:42,061 If you want to know the truth, he was kind of lousy in bed. 157 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,863 How would you know, Clare? 158 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:44,931 You never slept with him. 159 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:48,634 Exactly, that's what was so lousy about it. 160 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,072 Come on, what do you say? 161 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:54,240 I promise 162 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,342 my father's checks will never bounce. 163 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,012 What the hell. 164 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,015 Come on in. 165 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:12,124 Dude, you have got to be the worst driver on the planet. 166 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:13,759 Will you give me a break? 167 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,094 I grew up in New York. 168 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,629 I didn't even start driving till I came here. 169 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,930 That's no excuse. 170 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,732 You almost killed that lady back on Rexford. 171 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,568 Yeah, well, I'd like to see how you'd do on the BMT during rush hour. 172 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,604 What's the BMT? My point exactly. 173 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,739 Now, wait till you hear how I start my speech. 174 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:28,207 Oh, I can't wait. 175 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:32,578 Come on, Walsh. Voters like to be stroked. 176 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,046 But they are not dumb. 177 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,281 If we're going to lose, 178 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,717 let's at least lose with a little integrity. 179 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,819 It's a campaign, man. 180 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,420 Integrity's got nothing to do with it. 181 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,624 Hey, the guys in the poster! 182 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,892 Where'd you get that? 183 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,427 Sanders. You got a great campaign manager. 184 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,129 Now all we need is a great campaign. 185 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,767 Hey, if you want to give our campaign a boost, 186 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,068 why don't you go on over there 187 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,537 and get your buddy Hardell to endorse us. 188 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,971 I can't say that to him. 189 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,773 The worst thing he can do is say no. 190 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,009 No, the worst thing he can do is call me an opportunistic weasel. 191 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,645 But you'll do it anyway, right? 192 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,214 All right. 193 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,684 Hey, D'Shawn. Hey, Brandon, what's up, bro? 194 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,220 Well, not too much, you know I've just been wrapped up 195 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,588 in this whole campus political thing. 196 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,490 I can use all the support I can get. 197 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,759 Yeah, I know, and if I was going to vote, 198 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:20,993 hey, man, I'd vote for you, 199 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,162 but publicly, I've got to stay neutral, 200 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,331 you understand? I understand completely. 201 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,533 But with all the heat I'm getting 202 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:28,801 from the Brotherhood Coalition, that I'm staying neutral 203 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,136 shows how much our friendship means to me, man. 204 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,004 Yeah, me, too. 205 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:32,672 Good luck, cuz. 206 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:33,773 Thanks... 207 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:35,641 we're gonna need it. 208 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,011 Hey, good little girl, 209 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,280 Oh, yes, here we go. 210 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,519 Hey. Hey, what're you doing here? 211 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,821 Uh, I live here, I think. 212 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,523 But only part-time. 213 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,258 Say hello to Daddy. 214 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,660 Okay, say good-bye to Daddy. 215 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,195 Wait a second, where are you going? 216 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,465 I'm going to Meet the Candidates debate at school. 217 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,033 You have to meet them on a night 218 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,035 when I'm finally not working or studying? 219 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,036 I'm going for Brandon. 220 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,005 Come on, 221 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,707 you've already met Brandon. 222 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,742 Besides, he's going to be crazed. 223 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:10,610 He's not going to care 224 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,777 whether you're there or not. 225 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,347 I care, okay? 226 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:16,882 Don't get upset. 227 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,384 I'm not upset. 228 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,821 She's wet. 229 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,657 Okay, I'm upset. 230 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,125 You want me to change her? 231 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,728 No, no, I can change her. 232 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:32,098 It's just that at lunch I have been on the campaign trail 233 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,000 every day with Steve and Donna. 234 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,735 And I know that Brandon appreciates it, 235 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,137 don't get me wrong, but he... 236 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,373 Jesse, he never asks for my opinion anymore, 237 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,941 he never asks for my take on the issues. 238 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,644 I used to be the editor. 239 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:48,180 Now what I am is a mom. 240 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,653 Hey. 241 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,702 Hey, Brandon. 242 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:13,072 You look so stunning, I, uh, feel guilty 243 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,240 about asking you this, 244 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,410 but would you be offended if I skipped the debate? 245 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,712 Please. I'd bail if I could. 246 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:21,981 You sure? 247 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,284 Yeah, I'm not the one giving the speech, Josh is. 248 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,752 I'm just there for window dressing. 249 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,788 Steve on the other hand... 250 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,390 Oh, God. 251 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,926 Um, just tell him I needed to veg, okay? 252 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,895 Sure. 253 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:36,729 You all right? 254 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,231 Yeah. 255 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,101 It's just, um... 256 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:47,640 Well, your Dad got very stern with me last night 257 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,476 when I accidentally mentioned the name "Dylan McKay". 258 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,845 Ah, Dylan's kind of a sore subject around here. 259 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,047 Dad used to be his financial adviser. 260 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,149 Dylan is rich? 261 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,084 Very rich. 262 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,486 He owns some biotech company. 263 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,687 Wow. 264 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,090 He's in kind of a bad way these days. 265 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,624 I mean, even Nat's tired of him. 266 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,260 He says all he does is sleep all day and play pool all night. 267 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:12,298 Pool... used to be my father's game. 268 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,733 Yeah, I remember. 269 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,302 Well, good luck, Brandon. 270 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,738 Thanks. You, too. 271 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,511 Hey. How are you doing? 272 00:12:58,544 --> 00:12:59,912 Just great considering they're ready to start 273 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,081 and Josh isn't here. 274 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:02,915 Where is he? 275 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,383 Apparently, his car broke down. 276 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,985 I don't even have a speech. 277 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,586 You want me to help you write something? 278 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,388 No, that's okay. Just do me a favor: 279 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,056 if I ever want to run for office again, 280 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,792 talk me out of it. 281 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,663 If we could get started. 282 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:20,332 Could everyone please take a seat and quiet down? 283 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,901 Thank you. 284 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,336 I'd like to welcome you all to our forum, 285 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,406 which will give each candidate the chance to discuss the issues 286 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:30,109 in a calm and rational manner. 287 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,745 Could we have some order please! 288 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,413 Could we have some order, please, everyone? 289 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:37,917 Please, everyone? Please sit down! 290 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,053 We need to have some order on this floor! 291 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:44,590 We are moving on! 292 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,759 We are moving on. Thank you. 293 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,595 Next, running on the independent slate, 294 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,431 Josh Richland and Brandon Walsh. 295 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,611 I know that Josh would've wanted to be here, 296 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,547 but, uh, he's with his car. 297 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,217 It broke down... 298 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,119 on the freeway... 299 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,289 ...in rush-hour traffic. 300 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,728 But he's the lucky one. 301 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,964 He hasn't had to sit here for the last 45 minutes 302 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,899 wasting his time like the rest of us 303 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:31,971 listening to a lot of people, say nothing about nothing. 304 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,907 Let's face it, guys, 305 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,609 no one's talking about the issues here. 306 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,844 No one's willing to stand up 307 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,747 and say that no matter what our differences are, 308 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,716 the one thing we all have in common 309 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,985 is this incredible human laboratory 310 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,820 called California University. 311 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,524 And unless we make a commitment amongst ourselves 312 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,493 to listen to each other, 313 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,362 to learn from each other, 314 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,632 to put our own personal agendas aside, 315 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,901 this school is not gonna survive. 316 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,038 That's what I believe 317 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,840 and that's what the Independent party stands for. 318 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:08,440 Thank you. 319 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,669 So, you looking for a game? 320 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,237 Why, you got one? 321 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,873 Is this anything like eight ball? 322 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,208 Kind of. But they call it nine ball. 323 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,645 Well, I think I could figure it out 324 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,081 if you give me a few pointers. 325 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,885 I'll give you all the pointers you need, yeah. 326 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,553 You want me to break for you? 327 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,956 No. Let me try. 328 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,376 I, uh, just sunk the nine ball. 329 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,777 Is that bad? 330 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:22,047 Well, the game's over, but you won. 331 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,248 I won? 332 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,518 Well, what did I win? 333 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,320 What do you want? 334 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,521 What do you got? 335 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,157 What do you need? 336 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:36,695 How about one of these and we'll work from there. 337 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,000 Okay. 338 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,648 Whoa-whoa-whoa, what're you doing? 339 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,217 You running out on me? 340 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,452 Come on. Don't you think we've had enough punishment 341 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,153 for one night? 342 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,422 You call this punishment? 343 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,491 No, I'm just getting warmed up. 344 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,725 Of course, if you'd rather split, 345 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,495 we could go someplace else and both get warmed up. 346 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,763 On the first date? 347 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,865 What kind of girl do you think I am? 348 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:17,102 I don't know, the kind who likes a little company. 349 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,105 So it's slam, bam, thank you, ma'am? 350 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,641 You looking for something more lasting? 351 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:27,446 I want... a man... 352 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,548 to ache for me. 353 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:33,152 Well, I'm aching. 354 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,655 Not yet you're not. 355 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,662 Oh! 356 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,265 Can you believe this? 357 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:24,236 No, I thought Mr. Pitts left his intercom on again. 358 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,740 No wonder her ex-roommate kicked her out. 359 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,342 So, what are we gonna do? 360 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,885 You should have seen your son last night. 361 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,187 It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. 362 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,456 What Josh is neglecting to tell you, Dad, 363 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,192 is that his car broke down and he hardly saw any of it. 364 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,327 I saw enough to know 365 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,395 that we picked up hundreds of votes last night. 366 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,398 I do believe this is what they call "spin control". 367 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,100 What is this, captioning for the hard of hearing? 368 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,869 I'm just trying to maintain 369 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,837 some little bit of credibility here, that's all. 370 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,607 You know, this false modesty routine 371 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,774 isn't fooling anyone, Walsh. 372 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,943 You want to win this as much as I do. 373 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,479 Wait a minute. Correct me if I'm wrong. 374 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:11,283 You asked me to run with you, isn't that how it worked? 375 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,484 Yeah, 376 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,952 and you could have said no. 377 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,454 You see what I'm up against? 378 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,955 As far as I can tell, you two definitely 379 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,457 deserve each other. 380 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,559 You're a bunch of clowns, both of you. 381 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:26,565 Boom! Oh! 382 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,866 Am I missing something? 383 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:32,171 Just another male-bonding ritual. 384 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,605 You were out pretty late last night. 385 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,341 Oh, yeah, sorry. 386 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,777 After the debate, I drove down to the beach 387 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,145 to kind of clear my head. 388 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,147 You know, you do have to be careful. 389 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,849 The beach can be very dangerous at night. 390 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,952 That's why I stayed inside and locked the doors. 391 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,422 Have I told you how much I love having you here? 392 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,192 Yeah, but you can always tell me again. 393 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,596 Have fun. 394 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,231 Bye, bye. 395 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,806 Morning. 396 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,641 Is it? 397 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,177 Kelly. 398 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,314 So, Clare, how'd you sleep last night? 399 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,482 Oh! Unbelievable. 400 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,786 I left the windows wide open so I heard the waves breaking, 401 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,855 kept breathing in all these good clean ions. 402 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,891 I can't tell you how refreshed I feel. 403 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,893 Glad one of us is. 404 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,428 Is something wrong, Kel? 405 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,364 Yeah, Clare, something's wrong. 406 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,834 But I'm sure it's nothing we can't take care of. 407 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,037 Has anyone ever told you 408 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,374 you might have a slight tendency towards, um.... 409 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,111 ...snoring? Yeah. 410 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,047 Have you been talking to my old roommate? 411 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,216 No, we've been listening to you. 412 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,018 Come on. How bad could it be? 413 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,320 Oh, you want to hear how bad it is? 414 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:11,837 My God, I'm, I'm really sorry you guys, I had, I had no idea. 415 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,107 Well, it, it sounds a lot worse on the tape. 416 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,743 Look, I'll have my stuff out by tomorrow, okay? 417 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,278 No. Come on. 418 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,079 We've just gotta find a cure or something. 419 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,016 Well, I wouldn't get my hopes up. 420 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,051 I don't know, I've tried 421 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,953 holistic herbal teas, 422 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,022 subliminal mail-order tapes. 423 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,425 It's so weird. 424 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:37,095 The only time I don't snore is when I'm with a guy. 425 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,900 So if Brandon's not busy, maybe he could, um... 426 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,602 Don't even think about it. 427 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,238 I'm sure if we put our heads together, 428 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,873 we can come up with something. 429 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,108 Or someone. 430 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:58,050 Wait a minute, we just put in a new air conditioner, Nat. 431 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,919 Yeah. That was for the kitchen. 432 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,089 This is for the freezer. So what are you telling me, 433 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,158 Willy's cool but the food is melting? 434 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:09,294 What can I say? It's a labor of love. 435 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:13,131 Tell you what, we got to stop calling this place 436 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,967 the Peach Pit, start calling it the Money Pit. 437 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,537 That's what it is, a money pit. 438 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,408 Whoa. Is it? Could it be? 439 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,810 It looks like that phantom, Dylan McKay. 440 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,346 How you doing, Steve? 441 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,648 All right man, I'm busy. How about you? 442 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,650 Getting by. Oh, yeah? 443 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,085 Well, how about our boy? 444 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,286 You should've seen Brandon last night. 445 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,021 He got up in front of the entire student body, 446 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,322 and there was silence... Steve... 447 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,424 if I was interested in campus politics, 448 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,493 I'd still be on campus-- sit down. 449 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,762 Oh. Forgive me. I thought you may 450 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,897 have some interest in what our buddy Brandon's doing, 451 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,065 but I guess not. 452 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,571 What's the matter with you? Are you okay? 453 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,376 Yeah, Steve, I'm fine-- 454 00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:59,010 I'm just, you know, drinking coffee. 455 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,448 I kind of know what you're going through, man. 456 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,484 Don't forget, Kelly dumped me, too. 457 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,119 Steve... 458 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,689 first of all, Kelly did not dump me. 459 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,859 Second of all, it don't matter, I'm on the chase again already. 460 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,027 Dude! Who's this? 461 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,362 Some chick I met last night. 462 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:18,430 Oh, yeah? 463 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,866 Well, I met someone, too-- her name is Valerie. 464 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,603 Very pretty, and get this-- she lives at the Walshes. 465 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,638 At the Walshes? 466 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,774 You got a problem with that? 467 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:29,408 No. 468 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,742 Good. 469 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,544 Keep it that way. 470 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,823 Look, if you hate Professor Rosin so much, 471 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:48,026 why don't you just drop out? I would, but it's a requirement. 472 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,228 Hey, group. Hey, Josh. 473 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,397 Walter Chen thinks I should step aside 474 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,999 and turn the presidency over to you. 475 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,769 Oh, that's what I've been saying all along. Thanks, but no, thanks, guys. 476 00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:01,072 Well, momentum is definitely swinging our way. And half 477 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,340 of the Alpha House, they're voting 478 00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:02,974 for you guys instead of the Greeks. 479 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:03,775 Cool. 480 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,110 What do you want? 481 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:06,645 I'll just have some of whatever you get. 482 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:07,746 What about me? 483 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,680 What about you, Josh? 484 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:11,416 Double espresso, no sugar. 485 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,618 Josh is a little tired today. 486 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,587 Hey, Andrea. What are you doing over here? 487 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,956 We're sitting over there-- why don't you come join us? 488 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,259 I wouldn't want to interrupt their strategy session. 489 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,794 What are you talking about? 490 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,529 Nothing. 491 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:30,602 Last night, Brandon was so busy being Mr. Candidate 492 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,305 that he didn't even take a second to ask how I was doing. 493 00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:35,440 And then when I tried to talk to him 494 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,442 about some of the things that he could do 495 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,544 to get out the vote, he just walked away. 496 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,380 You know what I think? 497 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,316 I think you should stop being so neurotic 498 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,418 and just go over and talk to him. 499 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:48,053 I don't think so. 500 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,020 I'm telling you-- 501 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,388 try it, go. 502 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,424 Okay. 503 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,529 Hi, guys. 504 00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:59,831 Hey, Zuckerman. Sit down. Hey. Hi. 505 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:03,134 Oh, man, look who's on his way over here. 506 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669 Who's that? 507 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,137 Alex Diaz. 508 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,706 He's on the student senate 509 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,742 and the Condor, and he's running Alicia Kaboda's campaign. 510 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,177 Oh. She's nice. 511 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,245 Well, he's a creep. 512 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:14,913 Mm. You want something? 513 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,648 No, thank you. 514 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,353 Hey, what do you got there, Alex, concession speech? 515 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,555 Actually, Josh, it's something you wrote. 516 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:26,358 I thought you and Walsh ought to take a look at it. 517 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:30,061 Would you like one, too? What is it? 518 00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:34,766 What, are you crazy, Alex? 519 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:37,269 I never took a test for D'Shawn Hardell. 520 00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:40,672 Well, I only know what I read in the newspaper. No, 521 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,507 you didn't read it in the paper, because it was 522 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,242 never printed. And why is that, Josh? 523 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,176 Because it wasn't true. 524 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,344 Wasn't true, 525 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,780 or wasn't in your best interest to publish? 526 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,282 I mean, after all, why stir things up 527 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:53,151 when you can cut a deal with the chancellor's fair-haired boy? 528 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:54,653 And what deal 529 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,254 would you be talking about, Alex? 530 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,455 Where did you get this? 531 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,524 A little birdie gave it to me. 532 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,959 What do you want from me, Alex? 533 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,429 There is a student senate meeting tonight, 534 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:08,366 and this is going to be the first item under new business 535 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,235 unless you drop out of the race. 536 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,405 No. We're not taking our names off the ballot. 537 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,006 Well, then my hunch is, 538 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,642 you are going to end up being disqualified. 539 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,378 And you are gonna end up 540 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,680 being thrown out of school. 541 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,549 Look... No, you look. 542 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,918 The senate convenes in four hours. 543 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:29,821 I strongly suggest you think it over. 544 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,825 Creep. 545 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,268 it's not as bad as I thought. 546 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,869 I mean, it's all just hearsay and conjecture. 547 00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:46,004 That's why I never ran it. 548 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:47,739 You shouldn't have written it in the first place. 549 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,941 Should've, would've, could've. What do you want me to say? 550 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,810 There were a ton of rumors floating around school 551 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,713 about how the jocks were getting all kinds of perks-- I went after the story. 552 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,114 Well, once you found out the story wasn't true, 553 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,750 couldn't you have hit the delete button on your computer? 554 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,418 Should've, would've, could've. 555 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,555 You know, Josh, the day I agreed to be your running mate's 556 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,923 the day I should've had my head examined. 557 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,325 Should've, would've, could've! 558 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:08,259 Will you guys 559 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,561 keep your voices down? 560 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,296 You have a profile on this campus now. 561 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:12,797 People are watching you. 562 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,300 So, what are you gonna do? 563 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,936 Doesn't matter what we do-- the campaign will be dead in the water. 564 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,137 Why? Because 565 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:20,739 by the time the polls open, they'll have reprints 566 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,674 of this thing plastered all over the place. 567 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,242 But none of it's true, Josh. 568 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,910 Yeah, well, the votes'll be counted 569 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,212 by the time we set the record straight. 570 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:28,680 Not necessarily. 571 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,416 What if we put out a flyer of our own 572 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,585 refuting the article, point by point? 573 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:35,553 It'll be their word against ours. 574 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,389 You're missing the point, Josh. 575 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,024 What we say on the flyer is that 576 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:41,526 this is just another example of the slimy politics 577 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:42,861 that goes on here every election. 578 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:45,664 And that's exactly why California University needs 579 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:48,366 a new crop of independent student leaders 580 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:52,837 who won't tolerate politics as usual anymore. 581 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,108 You know, that might just work. 582 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,476 Forget it, it'll never fly. 583 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,612 How do you know? How do I know? 584 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,647 Because we're dropping out of the race, that's how I know. 585 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,182 Brandon, how can you 586 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:05,216 just cave in like that? 587 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:06,551 Especially when none of it's true. 588 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,887 How do we know if it's true or not? 589 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:11,690 All I did was tutor D'Shawn 590 00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:13,058 in one class, where I was encouraged 591 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,359 to take his test for him. 592 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:16,561 What if we find some user-friendly professor 593 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:18,496 who did change a grade for D'Shawn. 594 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:20,231 Where's that gonna leave him? 595 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,766 I'll tell you where it's gonna leave him-- 596 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,535 it's gonna leave him without a scholarship, 597 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:24,836 never being able to play college basketball again, 598 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,939 and it's gonna land him at home before Christmas. 599 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,208 Okay, why don't we just ask D'Shawn 600 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,176 what the real story is. 601 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,410 Forget it. 602 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,179 Come on, Brandon. 603 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,414 Everything'll be off the record. 604 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,584 And I promise you, if he's not clean... 605 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,388 we'll drop out, no questions asked, okay? 606 00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:44,889 That sounds reasonable. 607 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,058 I can't do it. 608 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,059 Why? 609 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,694 Why? Because it's a conversation 610 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:51,262 I'm not prepared to have, that's why. 611 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:54,766 Well, I can talk to him if you want me to. 612 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,206 It's not a problem. 613 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,247 Hey, is your friend here? 614 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,281 No, not yet. 615 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:12,917 I'll wait. 616 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:38,777 Kelly, what are you doing down here? 617 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,211 Oh, don't ask. 618 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:41,513 The meeting has already started, 619 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,014 nobody can find Donna or D'Shawn, 620 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:45,483 and Brandon is a nervous wreck and he won't go inside. 621 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,051 Well, where's Josh? 622 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:48,353 He's in the meeting. 623 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,922 I'm gonna go back to the gym and look for Donna. 624 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,857 Will you do me a favor and go upstairs 625 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,793 and see if you can't say something to him? 626 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:57,328 I'll see what I can do. Thanks. 627 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,973 I don't have the stomach for this. 628 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,009 Take two Pepto Bismols and call me in the morning. 629 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,578 Shouldn't you be in day care or something? 630 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,080 Yes, I should, but instead, I have to come up here 631 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:18,183 and baby-sit Josh Richland's running mate. 632 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:20,819 Oh, how I let that guy talk me into this is beyond me. 633 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,454 Brandon, I love you, but shut up, okay? 634 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,923 Nobody put a gun to your head. 635 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,559 Instead of playing the poor, innocent victim, 636 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:28,827 can't you accept the fact that you're a born leader 637 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:31,196 with a brain and intellect to make a difference 638 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,430 in this world? 639 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:34,299 Right. I was there, 640 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,135 standing right next to you, when you put everything 641 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,637 on the line to shut down West Beverly so that Donna could graduate 642 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,638 with the rest of our class. 643 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,140 Andrea, that was high school. 644 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,876 It was the exact same thing. 645 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:46,377 Don't you see? 646 00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:48,079 A friend was in trouble, and you were there. 647 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:51,883 No matter what goes on in there, no matter what they say about you, 648 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:55,019 you have nothing to be ashamed of. 649 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,729 So, you want to go in? 650 00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:08,566 I thought you'd never ask. 651 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:18,076 Brandon Walsh is part of a plan 652 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:21,679 to process D'Shawn Hardell through a system 653 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,781 of academic apartheid. 654 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:26,718 And make no mistake about it... 655 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,787 it's a very profitable system. 656 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,857 But how profitable is it going to be for D'Shawn 657 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:38,029 when he leaves C.U. without a real education? 658 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:43,001 And why is it that these disposable athletes 659 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:44,969 are always young men of color, 660 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:49,307 while their tutors are always white boys 661 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:52,410 who just happen to be appointed by the Chancellor 662 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,978 to the National Task Force on Education? 663 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,713 Wait a minute, I don't understand what me being on... 664 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,648 You're out of order! 665 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:57,982 And you're out of line. 666 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,690 Sorry for interrupting, everybody. 667 00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:08,359 But my name is D'Shawn Hardell, 668 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:10,395 and everything you're accusing Brandon of 669 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,496 might have been true 670 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:13,298 if Brandon was a different kind of person. 671 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,838 But fortunately for me, he is who he is. 672 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:24,075 So I had no choice but to crack open the books. 673 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:28,579 And for that, I'll always be grateful. 674 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,916 Because I've been able to maintain my academic eligibility 675 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,320 without any help from anyone but myself. 676 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,591 And for those of you who don't think 677 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,293 I have the God-given intelligence 678 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,128 to go to school here... 679 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:47,999 I just have to say, no matter what you think 680 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,168 your political agenda is... 681 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,505 you're nothing but a racist. 682 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:11,622 Is that a cue stick, or are you just happy to see me? 683 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:12,924 Well, the last time I saw you, 684 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:16,027 you were running away, so... 685 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:18,162 A big emergency came up. 686 00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:20,131 I had to rotate my tires. 687 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:23,334 You know, you don't look like much of a mechanic. 688 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:26,471 Why? You need a lube job? 689 00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:28,406 Who are you? 690 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,508 I told you last night. 691 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:34,278 I'm Minnesota Fats' long-lost daughter. 692 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:35,446 Right. And you and Paul Newman 693 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,216 traveled the country looking for games. 694 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:39,450 Who are you? 695 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,786 It's the truth. 696 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:44,489 It's what I did right after I quit the circus. 697 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,124 Hey, McKay, you're up. 698 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,959 Thanks, man. 699 00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:51,229 You know, I'm really not in the mood 700 00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:54,365 to shoot pool tonight. Hmm? 701 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:56,567 What else could you have in mind? 702 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,072 Vote Richland-Walsh. Thanks. Take one. 703 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,608 Hey, vote Richland-Walsh. 704 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,743 Yo, bud! 705 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:09,080 Hey, Steve, what's going on? 706 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,315 Well, the rules committee had a little meeting. 707 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:14,052 Kelly and I are now official vote counters, huh? 708 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,386 Whoo-hoo! 709 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,988 Just don't do anything to get me disqualified, all right? 710 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,589 Moi? Come on. 711 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,825 Hey, what's going on over there? 712 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:21,759 Is that some kind of rally? 713 00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:23,461 Yeah. After the Senate let out, 714 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,196 it just sort of happened. Cool. 715 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,865 I heard D'Shawn was outrageous, and Alicia fired Diaz 716 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,033 as her campaign manager. 717 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,702 Yeah, Latino Unidos is in total disarray, 718 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,037 but the Greeks are coming on strong, 719 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,238 and the Progressives are still the party to beat. 720 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,007 No. You are coming on strong, 721 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,241 and you are the party to beat. 722 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,309 It's in the bag, bro. 723 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:44,115 Oh, my God. What? 724 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:45,283 Look who's with Donna. 725 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,457 Yeah. Uh... That's Donna's new roommate. 726 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,161 Clare moved into the beach house? 727 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,631 Have you guys seen Valerie anywhere? 728 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,141 What are you smiling at? 729 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:17,548 Where did you learn that trick? 730 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,650 I told you. 731 00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,619 I ran away and joined the big top. 732 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:25,389 Oh, you're one of those acrobats, right? 733 00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:27,058 No, wait. A contortionist. 734 00:35:27,091 --> 00:35:30,661 And a lion tamer. 735 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,066 Well, you must be pretty good with a whip. 736 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:36,567 Had those big cats right where I wanted them. 737 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:37,969 Oh, yeah? 738 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:44,675 Up on their hind legs, and loving every minute of it. 739 00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:50,715 Who are you? 740 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,972 Are you sure this is legal? 741 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,807 Yes. I got it at an auto parts store. 742 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,476 An auto parts store? 743 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,178 It's for women who don't want to look 744 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,412 like they're driving home alone at night, 745 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:22,847 so they stick him on the front seat next to them. 746 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,116 I don't know about this. 747 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,784 It's going to work great. 748 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:28,119 You said the only time you don't snore 749 00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:29,453 is when you're in bed with a guy. 750 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,522 So... 751 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:35,626 meet Mr. Man. 752 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,029 Hey, sailor. New in town? Hmm. 753 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:40,731 Well, he is kind of cute in an inflatable kind of way. 754 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,033 Yeah. And I bet 755 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,802 he doesn't leave his dirty dishes in the sink. 756 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:47,171 Better yet, he probably doesn't leave the toilet seat up. 757 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,240 Or make you feel guilty for being in a bad mood. 758 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:55,179 In other words, he's perfect, and I want him. 759 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:06,857 What's wrong? 760 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:09,694 Can you drive me home? 761 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,429 Stay awhile. 762 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,431 I can't. 763 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:14,799 I have a curfew. 764 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,835 You have a what? 765 00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:21,239 Just take me home. 766 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,853 Turn right at the corner. 767 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:39,056 I still can't believe you live in Beverly Hills. 768 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,993 Why? You don't think I fit in? 769 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:44,295 Why would you want to? 770 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,799 That's it over there. 771 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,806 Something wrong? 772 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,541 You're Valerie? 773 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,277 Oh. Good news travels fast. 774 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:02,713 Why do I get the feeling I'm being set up or something here? 775 00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,715 Beats me. 776 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,217 You knew exactly who I was 777 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,818 when you walked into that pool hall. 778 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,856 Sweet dreams, Dylan. 779 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,161 Ready when you are. 780 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:56,334 After a tumultuous campaign 781 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:59,470 which saw more than its share of charges and countercharges, 782 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,006 C.U. students are finally going to the polls today 783 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:05,710 to elect their new student body officers. 784 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,512 If this campaign has proven anything, 785 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:10,381 it's that anything can happen. 786 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,616 Oh, God! 787 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:13,918 Now what did you do? 788 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:15,319 Nothing. 789 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,055 Gotcha! 790 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,800 You think, if we slipped out the back door, 791 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:30,968 anyone would notice? 792 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,169 I think it's worth a shot. 793 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:36,674 Hey, my father wanted you to know that any friend 794 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,909 of his lackey is a good friend of his. 795 00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,111 Give him my best. 796 00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:40,945 I will. 797 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,581 Hey, Clare. Hi. 798 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:44,715 Any word yet? 799 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,217 Dad, correct me if I'm wrong. 800 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,985 Didn't you come over here 20 minutes ago 801 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,687 and ask me that exact same question? 802 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,922 And didn't I, at that time, explain to you 803 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,325 that Kelly and Steve said it would be hours 804 00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:55,693 before all the ballots were counted. 805 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,894 Just let me know if they call. 806 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,796 He will, honey. He will. 807 00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:01,332 I will. Bye-bye. 808 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,667 Your parents and my parents are so alike, it's scary. 809 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,803 Hey! 810 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,138 Look who's here. 811 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:07,905 We had to come pay our respects. 812 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,039 Hi, cutie pie. 813 00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:10,107 Josh, campaign's over. 814 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,308 You don't have to kiss any more babies. 815 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,443 Will you give me a break? 816 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,545 Well, maybe, if we get elected. Oh, come on. 817 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,380 Is there any doubt you guys are going to win in a walk? 818 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:18,249 Yes. Yes. 819 00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:20,684 It looks like it's getting down to the wire, you guys. 820 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:21,519 If it isn't 821 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,120 my favorite Minister of Propaganda. 822 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,523 I think I deserve a better title than that. Don't you, Josh? 823 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:26,924 How about Friend of the Court? 824 00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:27,925 How about Best Friend 825 00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:28,926 of the Court? 826 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:29,927 What am I? Chopped Liver? 827 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,562 No. You're the tall guy 828 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,531 who towers above the rest of us mere mortals. 829 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:35,733 And who goes out on a limb for his friends. 830 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,536 And who dragged the entire varsity basketball team 831 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,271 to the polls to vote for the Independent slate. 832 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:42,440 Thanks, man. It was the least I could do. 833 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,008 Hey, everybody! 834 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,876 Hot pies out of the oven. Who's hungry? 835 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:46,877 Me. Me. 836 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,947 Go get 'em, guys. 837 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,248 I'm too nervous to eat. 838 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,317 So that's why you're so scrawny. 839 00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,319 You must spend a lot of time nervous. 840 00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:58,622 Guys, Walter Chen wants to do a "Day In The Life" cinema... 841 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,491 verité... verité... 842 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,992 thing, right, with you two. 843 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,428 I think we should probably wait till we're elected 844 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,430 before we commit to something like that, David. 845 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,933 That's a good idea. 846 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,670 I gotta get out of here. Yeah. 847 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,372 Hey, good luck, you guys. 848 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:16,507 Thanks. 849 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:19,610 So, win or lose, what are the chances 850 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,146 of you, me, Kelly and Valerie going out together? 851 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,615 Look at you, already trying to make backroom deals. 852 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,450 I've got a reputation to uphold. 853 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,618 Let's not talk about your reputation. 854 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,053 Didn't Kelly call yet? 855 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,621 Get out of here. 856 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:31,856 Okay. Just wondering. 857 00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:33,557 Go on, go on. Get out of here. 858 00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:43,467 Oh, man, I didn't think 859 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,935 we were going to get out of there alive. 860 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:45,936 No kidding. 861 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,271 You want to, uh... 862 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:48,305 you want to take a ride or something? 863 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,940 Kill some time till Kelly and Steve call? 864 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,675 In your car? 865 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:53,444 I'm a man of the people. 866 00:41:53,477 --> 00:41:55,713 Well, say hi to the people for me. 867 00:41:57,147 --> 00:41:59,116 I'll be back in 20 minutes. 868 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,719 Hey, Josh. What? 869 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:07,157 What are we going to do if we actually win this thing? 870 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:11,428 What every politician does-- we'll make it up as we go along. 871 00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:12,930 See ya. 872 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,565 See ya. 873 00:43:21,031 --> 00:43:22,499 Are you okay? 874 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,842 We finished counting the votes. 875 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,644 You won. 62897

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