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The senior prom...

Can you believe it's almost over

and we're almost out of here?

Why do you sound so sad?

When I started here
in ninth grade

I never even thought I'd make it
through high school.

Now I guess I'm going
to miss it.

Not me.
I can't wait till it's over.

Come on, Bren, there must be
someone you can ask to prom.

Who? Another reject
who doesn't have a date?

- No, thanks.
- Bren, you have to go.

The entertainment
committee actually got

Cathy Dennis to play
at our prom.

You can't miss it.

Look, don't tell me you're going

to be playing poker
with Tony Miller

- instead of coming to prom.
- I don't have a date, Steve.

Then get a date, man!
It's your one-and-only

- senior prom.
- I don't know. I'm with Tony.

It's really not that big a deal.

It's gonna be a great time.
We're gonna have a blast.

You'll just have
to have fun for me.

Okay, you're forcing me
to get sentimental here.

The gang should be together.

Birth to Earth, womb to tomb.

I'm touched, Steve.

Really, I am.

But you're just gonna have
to get by without me.

I told you, I don't have a date.

I don't know why you just don't
break down and ask her.

- Who?
- Who?

Brandon, you don't have
to be in love with someone

to ask them to the prom.

Andrea is part of the gang.

She should be there

so should you.

Just go ask her.

Brandon, go in there
and ask her.

Just cut the copy
on the earthquake safety story.

- That's my copy.
- Tobi, we're not talking

- Pulitzer Prize here.
- Howard, you wouldn't know

a Pulitzer Prize
from a prize pullet.

Would you guys just relax?
How do you expect to put a paper

out every week
if you're gonna argue

about every single layout?

They kind of remind me
of you and Brandon.

Not me.
Brandon, maybe, but, uh...

- "Brandon maybe" what?
- Uh, Brandon may be covering

the school board
meeting tonight.

- Forget it.
- Come on, Brandon.

It's the last one.
Do it for old times' sake.

I'll tell you what, you do it
for old times' sake

and I'll stay home
and feel guilty--

or better yet,
why don't you give it

to one of the juniors here,
pass the torch.

No can do, I'm covering
track-and-field finals

- at Marshall this afternoon.
- And I've got an interview

- for a summer job.
- Go on, Brandon.

It's the last chance
you can at least pretend

you care about the fate
of this school.

- Oh, I care.
- Great.

It's settled.

Here's the agenda. 7:30.

Don't be late.

Get out of here.

Hey, guys.

Hi, David.

Listen, Bren, my dad's throwing

a pre-prom party at his condo.

It's his tribute
to the mighty class of '93.

- That's nice.
- He gets real excited

about this stuff. I guess
he feels like he's reliving

his senior year or something.

I'm not going to prom, David.

You can still come.

This is before prom.

I don't think so. Do me a favor.

Wake me when this
whole week is over.

I don't understand.
There's like 50 guys

who would die to go to prom
with Brenda Walsh.

Where are they? I feel so bad.

Prom won't be
the same without Bren.

We are going
to have a good time.

I'm calling the BelAge today
and reserving us a room.

- You are?
- Oh, yeah.

A room with a view,
a wet bar, fresh flowers,

complimentary fruit basket,

and of course, most important,

a king-size bed.

- Oh, David, I'm really nervous.
- Oh, but don't be.

You said prom night
was our night.

It's a night to remember.

I know, but I, I just need time

to think about it, okay?
Don't push me.

Oh, I'm not pushing.

It's just that, uh,

a hotel room
on prom night at the BelAge

is kinda hard to come by.

I'll let you know, okay?

I promise.

So, does your mom know
that you come over here

every day before school?

- No.
- No?

- What time is it?
- Who cares?

We only have two weeks
left of school.

What are they going to do,
kick us out?

I don't know what tastes better,

the strawberries or you.

Hmm.

Me.

Why don't we just skip school
altogether

and stay in bed all day?

I can't.

I got to go to AP English

or Meyers'll have my head.

I've been thinking
about prom night, though.

What'd you have in mind?

We gotta get out of there early.

That kinda goes without saying.

Hey, we could get a room
right down the hall

from all the other seniors.

Come on, Kel, you gotta give me
some credit for originality.

Now, if I get a room anywhere,
it's gonna be on the top

of Nob Hill, the Fairmont Hotel.
In San Francisco?

I got to go to Berkeley
for the weekend

to see a professor friend
of Meyers.

So, I thought
we'd just make a weekend of it.

That'll be so cool.
We can go sailing in the Bay.

We can ride the cable cars.
We can eat in Chinatown.

Yeah, we could have
breakfast in bed.

Hell, we could have lunch
in bed, dinner in bed.

What do you say?

Yes, yes.

But I have to ask my mom first.

Make her say yes.

- I will.
- Ditto, I will.

What's that?

It's my yearbook

The Oculous.

Strolling down memory
lane are we?

Yes, and if you make fun of me,
I'll get yours out, too.

Look at me in high school.

I think I'd like
to be young again,

but when I look at this...

Honey, I definitely like you
better the way you are now.

So, show me that geek
that took you to the prom.

Harry Olsen was not a geek.

Oh, come on.

I met him at your reunion.

The guy with
the terminal overbite.

- Jim!
- Now my date,

- on the other hand...
- Oh, please.

Ah, yes, the lovely

and talented Lynne...

- Balliette.
- Balliette, that's it.

Oh, here we go again.

Do I have to hear
this story again?

Yeah, your dear old dad,
swell a guy that he was,

wouldn't let you use
the new car,

so poor Lynn caught
her dress on a spring

that came up thru the seat
of your Mom's old station wagon.

Ah, yes, but there's one part
of the story I left out.

What's that?

The guy I doubled with
that night

decided that he
would try marijuana

for the first time.

We spent most of the prom
in the bathroom

trying to convince him
that he was not being chased

by giant purple bubbles.

So, Dad, did you inhale?

Never mind.

Brandon, why don't you just go

to the prom by yourself, honey?
You don't need a date.

In fact, since Brenda
doesn't have a date either...

Hey, stop it right there.

I am not taking
my sister to the prom.

Besides, you two can relax.
I'm going.

- That's great. Who with?
- I'm gonna ask Andrea...

- Hmm.
- Which I guess is somewhat

like going
with my sister anyway.

What are you doing here?

Didn't think
I was gonna show up?

Thanks for the vote
of confidence.

Can I go now?

No. Sit.

Brandon,

some day you're gonna
miss all this.

You realize this
is the last time

that you and I are going

to cover
the school board together.

I hate to burst
your bubble, Andrea,

but this isn't exactly

what my golden memories
are gonna be made of.

This meeting
will come to order.

For the record,

board member Melanie Silverman

is on vacation.

The first item
on the table tonight

is a motion to instate
wardrobe guidelines

at district high schools.

Did he say
"wardrobe guidelines"?

The full motion
is being passed out now,

so you can review the specifics,
but in the meantime,

I'd like to state why I think
this is extremely important.

Our schools
should not be a forum

for a fashion show or a party.

- Our young women...
- This wasn't even on the agenda.

I don't get it.

What are they trying
to pull here?

Who cares?

Just be glad
we're finally getting

out of this place.

None of us is in favor
of banning jeans.

Furthermore, though
we thankfully don't have

a gang problem,
we're responding...

They didn't put this
on the agenda

because they didn't want
any dissent.

- We've got to do something.
- No, we don't.

It's not our problem anymore.

And finally, for both sexes, t

here's the issue of T-shirts.

I was walking down the hall

in West Beverly last week.

I actually saw a young man

wearing a loud yellow T-shirt

with a picture
on the front of it

of a Rastafarian

smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Now, frankly,
this is not what I want

to see advertised
in our schools.

We need to address this problem

and I think these
wardrobe guidelines

may very well be
the most effective means we have

to restoring an appropriate
academic environment.

Comments from the floor?

Yes, uh, good evening.

I'm Felice Martin.

My daughter Donna
is a graduating senior

at West Beverly.

I agree
with Superintendent Ephardt.

Discipline is one
of our primary problems.

We have to prepare our kids

for the real world
where anything doesn't go.

That's just what I think these
wardrobe guidelines achieve.

Thank you, Mrs. Martin.

What's with these
"wardrobe guidelines"?

I guess it's
the politically-correct way

to say "dress code."

Any further comments

before we vote?

Uh, excuse me,
uh, Doctor Ephardt.

Yes, Miss Zuckerman?

Um, is there a reason

that this item was not
on the published agenda?

It wasn't?

No, sir, it was not,

and that could be construed

as you're trying to keep
this subject under wraps

so none of the students
could be here to respond.

I'm sure it was simply
an oversight.

I thank you
for pointing it out to us

and I'll have a talk

with the recording secretary.

Uh, excuse me,

for the record,

Doctor Ephardt,
I would like it to be noted

that this graduating senior

thinks that
"wardrobe guidelines"

or dress codes, or whatever

you would like to call them,

are oppressive
and a terrible idea.

Duly noted.
Any further comments?

In that case, all in favor

of instituting
wardrobe guidelines

as noted in the written proposal
before you.

Four, one absent. Motion passes.

- I'd like to congratulate you...
- Nice try, chief.

...on what I think
is a courageous choice.

I don't believe it.

Next item, senior prom.

It's been moved and seconded
in closed session

that all seniors at district
high schools be notified

that anyone found with liquor
or illicit drugs or intoxicated

at any school-sponsored function
including prom night,

be suspended with all senior
privileges revoked,

including graduation,

pending further hearing
by the board.

Was this on the agenda?

Another convenient oversight,
I'm sure.

What's going on here?

You don't need to worry.

It's not our problem anymore,
right?

I say if you're dumb enough

to let someone find out
you've been drinking

on prom night,
then you deserve to be caught.

You would.

How bogus is that?

Come on, the next thing you know

they're gonna outlaw sex

on prom night.

They can't do that, can they?

No, David.

They cannot pass a law
banning sex.

Good.

What about
this dress code thing?

Wardrobe guidelines.

Whatever.

I'm just glad I'm not
coming back next year.

Sounds like West Beverly
is going to be a prison.

I bet my dear mom was up there
like head warden.

She's been trying to get
something like this

passed for years.

Yeah, Donna,
what's with your mother?

What does she have,
a wild bug in her ear?

No, it is more than a bug.

She wants to run for mayor.

God help us all.

Hey, this is my mom
we're talking about.

- And to know her is to love her.
- Yes.

- Did you ask Andrea yet?
- No.

What are you waiting for?

All right. Okay.

I'll ask her.

Go, boy.

Hey, Andrea,

can I, uh, can I talk

to you for a second?

Sure, what's up?

I'd, uh...

I'd like to take you
to the prom.

Brandon, that's sweet.

'Cause Steve is right.

We've all gotta do
this thing together.

And we've been friends too long

to sit this out.

Brandon, I'm going.

Of course you are, you're
coming with me, right?

No, you don't understand.

I, um, I already have a date.

You do?

Hey, Andrea.

Jordan Bonner.

I should've known.

Sorry.

No sweat.

Hi, honey.

I picked your dress up

at the tailor.

He wanted me to tell you

he hasn't seen
a waist this small

since Vivian Leigh.

I heard what happened
at the school board today.

I have to tell you,
I'm a little surprised

you didn't try to institute
a dress code at prom.

You know I feel
very strongly about this.

Yeah, don't you
think you're being

a little extreme, Mom?

Hardly.

If I could get 'em
to wear uniforms, I would.

Oh, I give up.

Then we're even.

Because I gave up on you

a long time ago.

Yeah.

Between studying
for finals and the prom,

I am so exhausted.

Honey, I hope you know how proud

Daddy and I are of you.

I can't wait to see you

in your cap and gown.

Me, too.

- Night-night, sweetheart.
- Night.

Oh, Mom, I almost forgot.

Uh, I'm gonna be
spending the night

at Kelly's house
on prom night, okay?

Donna, do you think
I was born yesterday?

What do you mean?

I know you're just trying

to avoid curfew.

I think I used

that same line with my mother.

Mom...

Honey, you don't have
to make up stories.

This is prom night.

I want you to go out

and have a wonderful time.

You can stay out
as late as you want.

You mean that?

Of course I do.

I trust you.

Thanks.

Good night, sweetheart.

Yo, Miller,
so when's the poker game?

Oh, I've been meaning to talk
to you about that, Walsh.

There might not be one.

Why not?

I heard through the grapevine

that one of the most gorgeous
girls in this school

doesn't have a date for prom.

And I think
I'm going to ask her.

Miller, I thought you said

you didn't want to go
to the prom.

I, I do with this girl.

- Who is she?
- Your sister.

Brenda, I hear
you're not going to the prom.

- Say it isn't so.
- Oh, who cares?

I don't know why everybody
makes such a big deal

- out of it anyway.
- Me, either.

So how 'bout going with me?

What?

Look, I'll go all out.

Tux, limo, corsage,

the whole nine yards.

I don't know.

Let's just go
and have a good time.

I love to dance.

Yeah?

Me, too.

All right, I'll go
with you, Tony.

You will?

I thought it over.

And...?

And...

I want you

to get the best hotel room
you can get.

Mm.

She's awesome.

So I'm gonna see
your professor friend

at Berkeley this weekend.

That's great.

I was hoping you'd get a chance

to see the campus.

You really think I got a shot?

My grades are lousy.

You never know.
Look, talk to Jamison.

See what he thinks.
I think your writing

is incredible. And Berkeley
could do a lot worse.

Thanks, man.

Okay, listen up, people.

Since I am one of the chaperones
at prom this year...

Thank you. Thank you.

But not so fast.

Not all of you are gonna
like what I have to say.

I've been ordered
by the school board

to read
the following announcement

in all my senior classes.

"Anyone who is found
with alcohol or illicit drugs

"in their possession at prom,

or who is determined
to be intoxicated

"will face suspension

"and, pending a hearing
before the school board,

"will not be permitted
to participate

in any senior functions,
including graduation."

So, what are they gonna have
a breathalyzer at every table?

Hey, dude,
don't kill the messenger.

- I'm only reading this thing.
- Uh, Dylan's right.

Who's gonna be responsible
for enforcement?

I don't know. But since I am

one of the designated chaperones

at this shindig,

do me a favor, you guys,

don't any of you decide
to become a test case.

I cannot believe I bought
my dress the day of prom.

We got lucky, didn't we?

- So how did it go?
- Check this out, Dad.

The last dress
in the last store we went to.

- Ooh, Brenda, it's beautiful.
- You couldn't have done better

if you had weeks to shop.

What time is it? Uh, 5:15.

Oh, my God, I'll never be ready.

Brenda, tell me
about Tony Miller.

Not much to tell, Dad.

He's a jock.
He's a guy. He asked.

I'm just glad you're going.

Yeah, it won't exactly be like

the spring dance with Dylan.

That was special.

You'll have other evenings
like that, honey.

I hope so.

It could be cool
in San Francisco

this time of year,
I want you to take a jacket.

God, you sound like such a mom.

- Do I?
- Yes.

But you're the best mom
in the whole world.

Thank you for letting me go.

You are 18 years old now.

And you're graduating
from high school.

But promise me
you'll be careful.

I always am.

And have a wonderful time.

Tonight, and the whole weekend.

Thank you.

Don't worry.

I was so nervous it wouldn't fit
I didn't even eat all day.

You're gonna have
to have David feed you

or you're gonna pass out
before the first dance.

I'll be fine, Mom.

So, how do I look?

Like the princess that you are.

God, I'm so excited.

Here.

When you were little,
you always wanted

to wear this.

I think now's the time.

It'll be beautiful.

Thanks, Mom.

But I don't think so.

I don't really think it goes.

Oh, honey, sure it does, here.

Oh, that is perfect.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, you are so beautiful.

So what time did you say

everybody's getting here?

Any minute now.

I said 7:30.

Before they do,

I would like to propose a toast.

If I can get this thing off.

There we go.

Thank you.

And you...

To my only son, David,

and to you, Donna...

May tonight be the beginning
of many celebrations

for the rest of your lives.

L'Chaim.

So, Nat, is it always this empty
on prom night or what?

It'll pick up later.

The revelers will roll in.

God, it's even more depressing
than I thought it would be.

Ah, cheer up, pal.

For whatever it's worth,

I didn't go
to my senior prom either.

You didn't?

Nope.

I was supposed to take

Gina Delmonico.

The most gorgeous girl
at Fairfax High.

But she got the flu.

So I ended up behind
the counter, just like you.

At least you had a date.

Peach Pit.

Oh, yeah, honey, hang on.

Brando, it's for you.

It's Andrea.

Andrea?

Hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey.

Hi. What's up?

Hey, Brandon.

I, uh, I just want to tell you
how flattered I was

that you invited me to the prom.

Even though Jordan asked me
and I wanted to go with him,

I... I couldn't think of anyone

I would've rather
have gone with than you.

Andrea, did you call me up here
just to tell me that?

No.

Hey, are you okay?

Jordan just called.

He's in bed with the flu.

I'm sitting here all dressed up
with no place to go.

Don't you move.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Nat, old buddy, old pal of mine,

I hate to do this to you
but I am out of here.

I'm going to my senior prom.

What happened?

Andrea's date

just pulled a Gina Delmonico.

Dave, your father
put out the good stuff?

Yeah, I think it was left over
from my Bar Mitzvah.

I guess he's not running
for the, uh, school board.

Think I can have a glass?

Yeah, I guess so.

You're not driving, are you?

No,

we have a limo.

Then, bottoms up.

And on that note,

if anybody needs me,

I'll be back in the bedroom

trying to remember my own prom.

Are you Kelly?

- Yeah.
- I'm Celeste.

Steve's told me a lot about you.

Oh, that could be dangerous.

Only good things.

In fact,
if I didn't know better,

I'd wonder if he was still crazy

about you.

That was a long time ago.

But Steve is a great guy.

Don't believe a word

she says about me.

Here's to the two most beautiful
women I've ever known.

I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.

So much for school rules.

Come on, Kel,
it's your prom night.

It's never gonna happen again,

so bottoms up.

- Hey, guys!
- Hey, where's the party?!

- Hi.
- What's up, man?

- What's up, Steve?
- Hi, Celeste.

- Bran, what are you doing here?
- My brother

always lands on his feet.
He even managed to hitch

- a ride in our limo.
- Jordan got sick...

That's enough about Jordan.
This is our night

ladies and gentlemen.

We are all now present
and accounted for.

So, David, you got any more
of that champagne?

Yeah man, there should be

a little bit left,
go help yourself.

I didn't want to say anything

in front of your parents
or your brother,

but uh, that's a hot dress.

Get your mind
out of the gutter, Miller.

- What did I say?
- Nothing.

Come on, let's eat. I'm starved.

You want some champagne?

Sure, what the hell.

Whoop... just enough
left for one glass.

You drink it. I don't like
champagne that much.

Neither do I.

On second thought,
maybe I do like champagne.

Nope, nope,
right the first time,

certainly don't like champagne.

I do. I love champagne.

Good, here.

Listen, I don't want
to kick anybody out,

but we should probably
get rolling.

And not a moment too soon.

Yes, our chariots await.

Let us be on our way then.

- Bye, Mel. Thanks.
- Thank you, Mel.

Bye, Mel.

Hold it, hold it guys,

come on back.

Come on. Just one.

Oh, wait, I want
to get in the picture.

Okay, you ready?

Hey, let's hear it for the class

of '93, guys!

Great.

- Bye, Mel...
- Bye.

Have a good time. Bye.

One for the road.

Driver, The BelAge Hotel,
sil vous plait.

Last call for alcohol.

Steve, I don't know
if we should.

What about

all the no drinking
at prom stuff?

Come on, we're not at prom yet.

Besides, you'll have
to excuse this kid.

He's graduating a year early.

He hasn't figured life out yet.

Wait, Steve, David's right.

What if we get caught?

We're not gonna
get caught, Donna.

We're just having
a couple glasses

of champagne.
Besides, if you don't plan

on showing the bottle

to Mrs. Teasley,
who's gonna know?

I guess you're right.

Drink up, kiddies.

Okay, can I make a toast?

- Yeah, go ahead.
- Okay.

The first time I've ever

made a toast, so here goes.

To a night
that we will all remember

for the rest of our lives.

You better believe it.

♪ I want back,
that thing you got ♪

♪ That no one else can give me ♪

♪ I want back,
that feeling, girl ♪

♪ To no one else but you ♪

♪ I want back that destiny... ♪

Hi, there. How's it going?

Come on, baby.

♪ I want it back ♪

Oh, wow, what a scene.

Yes.

Yes, absolutely.
Ladies and gentlemen,

shall we make an entrance?
Huh, huh?

Okay.

Oh, look party favors.

Oh, how cute.

"A night to remember."

- What's that?
- It's from Drive Alive.

They gave us a quarter
to call a cab

in case you get drunk.

That's great, I'm glad
to see someone's

being realistic about it.

"Just remember one plus one
equals three.

Unless you use this.
Compliments of the Math Club."

It's a condom.

How good is that?

Ah, pretty sexy
for the math club.

Hey, that'll sure come
in handy for us tonight.

Donna, shh.

Let's get this thing going.

I'm Cathy Dennis and I have

just one question
for the West Beverly Class

of '93.

"Why?"

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Why'd you want to do
that to me? ♪

♪ Oh, oh... ♪

Are you gonna spend all
night watching those two?

No.

Good.

Cause you deserve
a good time, too, you know.

I'm gonna do my damnedest
to show you one.

But you gotta at least help me

out here a little.

Thanks, Tony.

Forget those two.

Come on, you want to get
your picture taken?

Sure.

♪ Baby, baby, baby, I can tell
what's on your mind ♪

♪ Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh♪

♪ You avoid the situation ♪

♪ Just trying to be kind... ♪

Okay, just smile
at the little birdie.

What little birdie?

Donna, he's trying
to take our picture.

Okay, come on,
I'm trying to be serious.

Hey, isn't my boyfriend
adorable or what?

You know what,
we have a room upstairs.

Donna, would you...?

Move a little closer.

You're supposed
to like each other.

Do you two think you can unlock
your lips long enough

to get this picture taken?

Okay, smile.

Think about your grandchildren.

Next.

You really
look beautiful tonight.

Just beautiful.

Thanks.

♪ 'Cause the truth
is often kinder ♪

♪ Than the pain of doubt ♪

♪ First you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame that you don't show ♪

♪ Then you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame you don't show ♪

♪ Why, if you love me are you
treating me this way? ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ Oh, whoa ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ If you love me ♪

♪ Do you say
the things you say... ♪

Whoa I think Donna's ready
for just about anything.

Yeah, I think those party favors
are gonna come in handy.

How much did this girl
have to drink, you guys?

Just had a glass of champagne
in the limousine.

Must have been a big glass.

Come on, let's go upstairs.
I'm ready.

Donna, we haven't
even eaten yet.

Hey, who cares about food,

we have a king-sized bed?

Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna.

Let's go outside
and get some fresh air, please.

Okay!

David, I don't feel so good.

Take a few deep breaths.

- It's making me dizzier.
- Do you want me to get you

some coffee or something?
Maybe you should eat.

No, I just... I need to go
to the ladies' room.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.
Just don't worry.

I'm gonna go powder my nose.

I want you to dance with Kelly.

For old times' sake.

That's all it would be.

Old times' sake.

I know,

but nights like this
were made for memories.

Do it.

We should get
outta here right now

and catch that early flight
to San Francisco,

We could wake
up in the morning...

May I cut in?

Yeah man, you can.

Thanks, pal.

- Hi.
- Hi.

So we made it.

Yes, we did. We made it.

You know Kel,
in the back of my mind,

I always thought
that we would be here

tonight-- together.

You and Dylan, are you happy?

Yeah, we are.

Good.

If you're happy...

I'm happy.

That's very sweet. Thank you.

You know what? I like Celeste.

- She's cool.
- Yeah.

She's nice, too.

You deserve it.

You gotta promise me one thing.

What?

Your firstborn male child,

name him Steve.

I know this has been
a really tough year for you.

Yeah, the toughest.

I hope it's the worst
you ever know.

Thank you, Bren.

I guess we're all really going
our separate ways now, huh?

I think that's
what's supposed to happen.

I'm almost over you.

Yeah.

Yeah, me, too.

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ For the good life ♪

♪ Working harder
than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises... ♪

Donna, are you okay?

I'll be fine, Kelly.

Good, 'cause the last thing
I want is for anybody to know

that any of us
had anything to drink tonight.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Kelly, I have to throw up.

Donna!

Hurry.

Go, go.

Hi, Kel.

Great prom, huh?

Bren, we're in big trouble.

What?

Donna's totally plastered.

- Oh, no.
- Mm-hmm.

How come you guys
aren't dancing?

Brandon doesn't dance.

You know what?

Tonight, I do.

Excuse us.

Shall we?

Love to.

♪ There's a time and a place ♪

♪ Where your vision... ♪

You're not so bad.
You could do this more often.

Ah, it's all an illusion.

All of it?

No. Not all of it.
Not the part of me that knows

there's nowhere else
I'd rather be right now

and no one else
I'd rather be with.

Mm-hmm.

All right, that's enough
dancing for one lifetime.

Come on, let's take a break.

Okay. Right, right.

Donna, how much
did you have to drink?

I don't know.

I, I had the champagne at Mel's

and then in the car.

Oh, God, I have
to throw up again.

Oh, my God,
what are we gonna do?

I don't know.
One way or the other

we're gonna have
to get her out of here

without anybody figuring out
she's drunk, okay?

Look what Tony Miller gave me.

Huh. I guess he had big plans

- with your sister.
- Yes, the operative word

in that sentence is "had."

So you want to check out
what a room

in this place looks like?

Us?

Yeah.

Just for kicks. It'll be fun.

Are you coming on to me?

I don't know, baby.
Maybe I am.

- Maybe.
- Come on, 'Cilla.

- Let's go. Let's go.
- All right.

David, listen, uh,
we got problems.

Go get Donna's purse, find Dylan
and meet us back here.

- Why? What's the matter?
- She's smashed,

- that's what's the matter.
- Oh, God, you're kidding me.

No, I'm not, so go
and come back, okay?

- We gotta get her outta here.
- Okay.

Well...

Nice room.

Check it out.

At least Tony was planning
on seducing my sister in style.

Huh.

Wooh! Bed is comfortable.

Hey... it's Spectravision.

You wanna check out a movie?

No.

I could order Room Service.

Brandon, we just ate.

Yeah.

How do you like this?

The two people least likely

to make use of this room

end up with it.

Yeah, it is pretty ironic.

Nah.

What?

What are you thinking?

Maybe we shouldn't waste
an opportunity like this.

It is our prom,

and we're in a beautiful hotel

in a big comfortable bed.

Andrea, are you saying
what I think you're saying?

I don't know. Am I?

I guess no nookie for you
tonight, eh, Silver?

I'm never gonna get any.

- Hi, Gil.
- Hey, Steve. Guys.

Taking a little breather?

Yeah, it just got

a little stuffy in there.

Have a good time, huh?

All right, we've gotta
get her outta here, man.

Somebody's gonna get
a little suspicious,

know what I mean?

Donna, just hold it together

until we get
across the lobby, okay?

- I can't.
- Donna, you've got to do this.

If you get caught,
they'll throw you out.

And they won't let you graduate.

Come on.

All right, Donna, that's it.

One foot in front of the other

and you can do it.

David, get a limo.

All right.

Okay, I got it,
I got it, I got it.

Ah, whoa, whoa.

Hey, too much to drink.

Are you guys leaving already?

Uh, we, uh,
left something in the limo.

Oh, make sure
you come back inside

in time for the raffle.

We'll be there, Mrs. T.

- Okay.
- Later, Mrs. T.

- Get up, Donna.
- Hey, Donna, get up!

Donna, are you all right?

Hey! Mrs. T, how you doing?

Donna.

Donna, you're drunk.

Do you have any idea
what this means?

That I...

I've had too much to drink.

She didn't have
anything to eat today.

Yeah, and we were
just gonna leave

with her right now, huh?

No.

We'll take it from here.

Thank you.

David?

Am I in trouble?