All language subtitles for Beverly.Hills.90210.S02E26.Things.to.Do.on.a.Rainy.Day.1080p.CRAV.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-playWEB_track3_[eng]

God, I was into Color Me Badd

before anyone
even heard of them.

Yeah, you
and 10,000 other people.

Are you getting their concert
on pay-per-view tomorrow night?

Oh, even better.

Let's go down to Whiskey
and sit in the audience.

Donna, those things
are by invitation only.

But they're giving away
free passes on the radio.

Donna, that is definitely
a long shot.

Come on, you got skydiving
lessons on the radio.

Don't remind me.

So, somebody must know someone.

Look, it's no biggie.

Since you like them so much,

I'll call down to the club
and ask them to comp us.

You can get us in free?

Yeah, right.

I'm a DJ.

They rub my back; I rub theirs.

David, please,
I'm trying to eat.

We're looking
for caller #27...

So dial now and then hang up,

and then when you hear
the signal, you press redial,

and we're already
ahead of the game.

Bren, you are a genius.

Kelly, come on.
Get the phone ready!

You guys, the concert'll be
on TV tonight.

Why don't we just
watch it at home?

This is such a big waste.

Of what? Your precious time?

Donna, I'm going
to another one of those

marathon planning meetings
for the hospital charity.

Okay.

For all I know it could go
well into the night, so, uh...

Right, okay, that's fine.

I'm sleeping at Brenda's.

Well, if your father calls
from the Houston conference,

would you tell him...

I know, that you'll be late.

- Redial!
- Donna...

- What do I do?
- Redial. Redial.

Oh, I'm not getting through!

Donna, I'm speaking to you.

Mom, I'm sorry, but we're trying
to win passes tonight

for the concert at the Whiskey.

I don't want you hanging around

the Sunset Strip
on a Saturday night.

Don't you think
that's a little seedy?

I don't know.

Well, of course it is.

I've gotta go. Bye, girls.

Hello?
You've just won...

Forget about it, Kelly.

They just gave away
the last set of passes. Sorry.

Thanks a lot, Mom.

Ryan will just be lost
without you.

Bryan.

I know his name, Donna.

Do this long enough,
we'll qualify as legally dead.

Come on, Dylan. Can't you find
something for us to do?

Uh... here.

Ad for liposuction.
Any takers, huh, huh?

Keep reading.

Well, guys, we're off.

Oh, where are you going
on this fine sunny day?

Oh, we're going to the museum
for a lecture

on Shaker furniture, followed
by a authentic Shaker lunch.

Followed by an afternoon
of Shaker music.

- Want to come?
- Now, Jim...

Have fun, Dad.

So what do you suppose
the babes are doing anyway?

Oh, whatever babe-like things
babes do on a rainy day.

Probably talking about us.

Ah, dream on.

Let's do something we can't do
when they're around.

What? Burp, swear, spit?

No, no. Let's take an adventure.

Let's, uh,
let's go on a road trip.

Come on, three guys
on the open road.

Fast food, good tunes, hmm?

- Vegas?
- Vegas.

In the pouring rain? No, thanks.

It floods there.

Okay, all right.
Look right here.

An ad for massage services.

Is this legit?

- Easy, tiger.
- Whoa.

I don't think that's
what we're looking for.

Wait a second.
I saw an ad for strippers, too.

Steve, what's the big deal?

It's a naked lady.
Have you never seen one?

Hey, seeing a genuine
exotic dancer

is a milestone
for a young man, okay?

Thank you, Dr. Expert.

I happen to have gone

to two of my cousins'
bachelor parties this year,

and they were all world,
I might add.

Oh, I guess that makes you

a veritable Rob Lowe,
doesn't it?

Let's just see... No, no...

Here we go. "Brandy."

Ah, Brandy.

Brandy,
sounds like an Irish Setter.

Let's hope she's not.

Hello. Brandy?

Uh, yeah...
My name is Steve Sanders.

I'm here with a few friends
of mine and, uh, well,

I was wondering if...

So, the new guy, Tommy Yasko...

He's with Lauren. Total dork.

Yeah, but Lauren is really cute.

Do you think Andy's cute?

- He's okay.
- Kinda.

Hey, guys. What's the haps?

How did you get in here?

The housekeeper let me in.

Donna, you're gonna have
to talk to her.

I am about to give you
the gift of a lifetime.

Color Me Badd is staying
at the Bel Age Hotel.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Their manager is apatient
of my dad's.

He told me where
they're staying.

So, what, we're just supposed
to go over there

and hang out with them?

Exactly.

Sounds like a plan to me.

I don't believe you.

Kelly, what else
do you have to do today?

Help your mother pick out
a wedding dress?

Okay. I'll go.

But I'm gonna go home
and change first.

What do you care?
You didn't even like the band.

Well, at least I don't have
to clear it with my mom

before I can go to a hotel
on the Strip.

My mother doesn't run my life.

And we have to do this.
Besides, David's got an in.

What are all
these people doing here?

I guess they also have an in.

Well, I guess that blows that.

No, Donna! Look!

Oh, my God!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?

Uh, in there?

Hotel's for
registered guests only.

Uh, yes. We-We know that.

And in which room
are you registered?

Uh...

would you excuse us
for a minute, please?

Sure.

Uh, let's just forget
about this.

Why?

This is humiliating.

Who really cares?

David, I don't think
this is gonna work.

Wait a second. Wait a second.

Did I not know where they were?

Yes, you and the population
of the Sherman Oaks Galleria.

David, thanks for trying.

I know you're doing this for me,
but it's not going to work.

Oh, yeah?

Wait right here.

Hey... oh.

Fine.

Sanders, what are you doing?

Just clearing a little space
here so Brandy can work.

Do you mind?
She's gonna be here any minute.

Man, you know,
you are some piece of work.

- You know that?
- Yeah, yeah.

So why are you here?

Well, I figure if you guys feel

we really need to see this one,
I should be here for you.

But you won't enjoy it at all.

Hey, I am a human male.

Really? Brenda will be excited
about that.

What's the problem?

I don't know, you know?

This is my parents' house.

She's supposed to do her thing
right here

where my mom aerobicizes.

She's here. She's here!

What do I do?

Answer the door.

What do I say?

I hear "hello"
is really popular.

Hell... oh.

Brandon! Hi!

Andrea!

What are you doing here?

- Is Zuckerman moonlighting?
- Nah...

I got this whole grab bag
of ideas for the paper

and I knew today would be
a perfect day to brainstorm

since it's storming outside,
get it?

Hi, guys.

Here.

Whoo!

Now there is a fashion "don't."

And that guard over there

is giving us
the world's hairiest eyeball.

Really, you guys, let's just go.

You know, David's
probably in there

getting arrested right now.

Do you think so?

One for you, one for you,
and one for you.

- We're in.
- Yes.

Oh, it's so easy.

You just look them
straight in the eye

and you tell them
you want a suite with a view.

And ask if there's
any special rates that apply.

Don't you have
to be 21?

If your plastic is good,
you're in.

Oh, my God.

Mom!

Donna, what are you doing here?

David has a room here.

What?

I mean, David and his father
have a room here.

You see, their-their...
their house is being fumigated,

so they, uh, they checked
into the hotel for the night.

And that's why
they have a room here.

Just me and Dad.

- Oh.
- Aren't you supposed to be

at some charity thing
or something?

I am. It's here.

We just broke for lunch.

Oh, well,
we're just picking up David.

And here he is.

Uh, but I forgot something,
so I've got to go get it.

The thing.

Right, and then we're leaving.

Okay, well,
I'll see you tomorrow.

- Right.
- Bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Wow.

Hi, this is Brandy.

I'm not home right now, but...

Damn it. She's on her way.

Have you ever been
to the Tar Pits Museum, Andrea?

It's really a great place.

A lot of people spend
their whole lives in L.A.

and never go.

It's very interesting.

Good thing to do on a rainy day.

Kind of thing you can
really enjoy on your own.

I know.

I've been many times.

But have you been there
recently?

Whoa, whoa,
where are you going?

To the kitchen for water.

Is... that okay?

Yeah, sure.

I was just kidding around.

Can't she tell
that we're busy here?

Okay, Steve, you tell her
that she has to leave

because any minute now,
you're expecting a strange woman

to come in here
and get naked to music?

She'll understand.

Yeah, she'll probably write
a four-part series about it.

Guys, this is serious.

Hi, I'm Brandy.

Hi, I'm Andrea.

So are you ready
to rock and roll?

Ah, Andrea, this is Brandy.
Brandy, this is Andrea.

- We know.
- We know.

Brandy is, uh, Brandy is, uh...

Cindy's knees... niece.

Yes, yes,
very, very, uh, distant niece.

Oh. I'm glad to meet you.

So are you from Minneapolis?

Well, uh...

Sure, originally.

Yeah.

Uh, can I take your coat?

- No!
- No!

Yeah, sure, it's fine.

So, uh, what brings you here?

Well, let's go
in the living room.

Brandy came to help me
with my, uh...

genealogy report.

See, she came over here
to tell me about...

Kelly,
what are you doing?

Well, what do you think?
Is it me?

Don't take that. They charge you
for everything here.

$25 for egg rolls?

They must be absolutely
amazing egg rolls.

Come on, guys. Let's focus here.

Now, this is base camp.

If any of us get separated,
we meet back up here.

I don't think this is such
a good idea anymore.

Donna, your mom's meeting
is not in this room.

But if she finds out
I lied to her, she'll kill me.

You always say that.

Why don't you just let her
kill you and get it over with?

Hi, Bryan
Abrams, please.

He's in Color Me Badd.

I'm sorry. I have
no listing for that name.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

There's nobody registered
under that name.

Come on, Brenda,
we have to be smart about this.

They always register
under aliases.

We know the manager
is staying here,

and he'll be on the same floor
as the band.

And he won't be
under a fake name.

Exactly.

Front desk.

Yes, could you please
tell me what room, uh,

Freddy Kramer is in, please?

I can't give you
the room number,

- but I will connect you.
- Okay.

Um, they can't give me
the room number,

but she's going
to ring me through.

What are you going to say?

Yeah, what do you want?

Uh... Freddy?

Uh, hi. Listen.

Like this, huh?

Look, I just said my dad
does his gum work, okay?

Now, we're gonna have to do
some detective work.

Probably in the lobby.

My mother might be there.

So what?
You'll think of some excuse.

We'll be your lookouts,
right, Kel?

Yeah.

All right, let's go.

Penthouse level, here we come.

What are we gonna say?

Well, I'm gonna ask them
what their favorite color is.

Their favorite color is "Badd,"
of course.

Guys, you don't ask them that.

You tell them something smart
about their music,

and then they respect you.

Why aren't we moving?

It's locked.

Come on, guys.
Don't give up so easily.

We've just begun the fight.

We still have a plan B.

What's plan B?

Plan B is...
to think of a plan B.

- This is sort of fun.
- Shh.

It's locked.

Let's try the back stairs.

Uh-uh, Kelly,
don't even think about it.

Kelly, you can't.

Watch me.

Oh.

What about David and Brenda?

Oh, they'll be fine.

Kelly, we could get arrested.

I'm getting out.

Donna, come...

You don't even
like Color Me Badd.

Well, I do now.

Donna? Kelly?

- David.
- They'll catch up.

Locked.

David Silver,
this is a wild goose chase.

We're locked in here,
and we lost Donna and Kelly.

They're right in here.
We're just back in the basement.

Trust me.

- And the door's unlocked.
- Yeah.

- David!
- The door!

I am ready for dessert.

- How about you?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, you.

Yes.

Hi. Uh, Dr. John Martin, please.

He's at the medical conference.

Um... could you have him
call Donna, his daughter.

My number?

Uh, 310-KL5-5600.

Uh, room 612.

And can you tell him
it's very important.

Thank you.

I think she likes me.

Yeah, I can see why.

You're one big ball of charm.

We've got to get Andrea
out of there.

Yeah, before they bond for life.

So, what are you studying
at UCLA?

Well, I'm going for
my master's in social work,

but it's taking me a while.

I can only go part-time

because I have a five-year-old
to raise and to support.

How in the world
do you make ends meet?

Oh, you'd be surprised.

I do a lot of office temp work.

And actually,
I work a lot of parties.

You know, party planning,
event coordinating,

that sort of thing.

Sounds like fun.

It's a living.

So, whose are you?

No one's.
Whose are you?

Nobody's... yet.

Which one are you interested in?

Doesn't matter.

Any of them, all of them.

I don't get it.
What do you want from them?

You know, to party.

Oh. How do you know
they want to party with you?

Most of the bands do.

What the hell?
It's worth a try, right?

Well, different strokes.

Oh, and what are you doing here?

You don't exactly look
like their accountant

or nothing to me.

No, I'm not a groupie
or anything.

See, me and my friends
thought it would be fun

to see if we could get in here,
meet the band.

Then what?

That's all.

Different strokes.

Cool it, girlfriend,
there's a cop.

Damn.

This crazy machine
won't take my money.

Here, try a crisp one.

Oh, yeah.

You're welcome. Hello.

Oh. I'm sorry.
What am I thinking?

I guess you're not
the money lady, huh?

No, I don't think so.
I'm Kelly Taylor.

Well, it's nice to meet you,
Kelly, I'm Bryan Abrams.

Thanks a lot.

Oh... Oh. Oh, my God.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

You know we have people
to do things for you.

Where's my runner?!

You know what?
I'm gonna can his butt.

Freddy, really, you know,
I like to get my own soda

once in a while.

- Oh, it's all right?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- All right, thanks.

Hey, um, I was thinking
you might like a pass.

You can come check out the show
later on?

Oh, no, I couldn't, really.

Aw, come on.

Well, I have three friends.

Could I get four?

Okay, you talked me into it.

Come on. I'll get you
as many as you need.

You know what?
I got three friends too.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

You know, David, why can't
you just admit that maybe

you don't know
everything there is to know

- about hotels and bands!
- Oh, come on!

I never said I knew everything.

But, look, if you're so smart,

why'd you let the door close
behind you?

Oh, I suppose I'm to blame
for getting us

locked out in the rain!

- Oh, come on.
- Where's Kelly?

Uh, last time I saw her,

she was in the elevator
on her way up to see the band.

For real?

We've got to catch up
with that girl.

Wait a minute.

I-I mean, you're tired
and you're soaked

and you must really
want to leave, right?

Donna, there's towels
and there's a hair dryer.

I mean, look at us.

If we quit now,
we're pretty pathetic.

It just seems so impossible.

Come on, Donna,
you're dying to meet this band.

We already know they're here.

Look, I'm gonna make
this happen for you.

You can't give up so easily.

Yeah, thanks.

You know, seeing you here

reminds me of the time
we met Bon Jovi.

Yeah, we know what
it's like to be fans.

Oh, I'm not really
that big of a fan.

Thanks a lot!

No, no, no, I mean,

I think you guys are great.

- Yeah.
- Really, I mean it.

I'm not some, like,
totally weird groupie fan.

You know, the kind who...
I don't know.

The kind who sneaks
into hotels maybe?

Exactly.

So what's it like
to have fans?

Honestly?

I love it personally, but, um,
I don't know. What you think?

- It's amazing.
- Scary.

Well, I mean, don't get me
wrong, because, you know,

we definitely love
meeting our fans.

It's just when a large
crowd of people come at you

at one time, you know,
it can get kind of confusing.

But we're not complaining
or anything.

I mean, that's what
we've always wanted, so...

Sometimes, it's just easier
to stay up here, you know?

Yeah, yeah, what he said.

So is it true what they say,
you guys can't even

go to a mall anymore
without getting mobbed?

Sad but true.

Well, don't worry.

I am personally sick of malls.

Really?

I kind of miss it.

You know, maybe Kelly
got trapped somewhere, too.

We should probably
go look for her.

Come on. She probably just got
bored and did something else.

I mean, we dragged her
into this, and she's right.

Who really cares?
I don't need to--

Donna, I can't believe this.

Just because you're afraid
of running into your mother

at some stupid
charity meeting...

Look, I know you guys are doing
this all for me,

which is fine... Thanks a lot...

But if this is all for me,

don't I get to say when I
don't want to do it anymore?

God, you guys are
driving me crazy!

Donna, we just thought
that you--

Hello.

Hi, Dad.

Uh, no.

It, uh, it wasn't
real important.

I, uh, I-I just called
to say hi.

So, hi.

Oh, well, uh, David
and his father checked in,

so we came to hang by the pool,

but it's, uh, it's raining.

Yeah, I'm sure.

I love you, too, Dad.

Bye.

Donna, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

My mother is having an affair.

Anyway,

apart from having my little boy,

the Peace Corps
was the most fantastic

experience of my life.

And it's where I met my husband.

- Your husband?
- Mmm.

George, the father of my son.

- George.
- Mm-hmm.

He's working on his first novel.

For three years.

So I'm supporting him, too.

The book is called
The Zen of Surfing.

Are you serious?

I know, it sounds
really flaky, doesn't it?

No! Surfing is Zen.
It's pure meditation.

I'd love to read that book.

Well, I wish everyone could.

Maybe someday.

Have faith.

Look, I got to go.

I, uh...

I really liked meeting you.

I really enjoyed
meeting you, too, Andrea.

I'd, uh, love to talk
to you again.

Brandon, you have her number?

I know where to get it.

Great.

- Uh, I'll show myself out.
- See ya.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

- Bye, guys.
- Later.

- Bye, Andrea.
- Take care.

Now, are we ready
to rock and roll?

♪ I want to sex you up ♪

♪ All night ♪

♪ You make me feel good ♪

♪ I want ♪

- ♪ Let me rub you down ♪
- ♪ To ♪

♪ I want to sex you up ♪

Oh, hey, guys, you think
a burger comes with that shake?

Oh! Mmm!

♪ Let me take off
All your clothes ♪

♪ Disconnect the phone
So nobody knows ♪

Yeah, definitely.

♪ Let me light
A candle, so... ♪

Ah, destiny...!

♪ Making love until we drown ♪

Something wrong?

No, nothing.

I don't know, it's like,

you're kind of our friend now,
you know?

Don't worry. It doesn't
embarrass me or anything.

Yeah, I know, but...

I just kind of feel weird
about it now.

Bad timing, huh?

Yeah.

What do you say, Steve?
Let's pay up, call it a day.

All right, I guess
you guys are right.

No offense, but...

I guess it would be

kind of bizarre
to see you naked now.

Now that we know you so well.

But, uh... thanks.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi, I'm Brandy.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Cindy's cousin.

Oh.

Sorry, got to run. See ya.

Bye.

Yeah, it is...
it is getting late.

I... I'm gonna run, too.

- Bye, bud.
- I'm leaving.

- See ya.
- Later.

Uh... Cindy's cousin?

Different Cindy.

Cindy... Sanders.

Steve's cousin, Cindy Sanders.

Cindy Sanders.

How was the Shaker thing?

Oh, it was really interesting.

But if Brandy is
Steve's cousin's cousin,

wouldn't she be Steve's cousin?

Well, you know,
California families.

Divorce, remarriage...
who knows?

My thoughts exactly.

♪ 'Tis a gift to be simple ♪

♪ 'Tis a gift to be... ♪

Are you sure that it's not
just a misunderstanding?

I mean, the thought
of your mom...

It just doesn't compute.

Yeah, I mean, maybe it was just
a friendly kiss.

You might have seen it
out of context.

I know what I saw.

Well, you can't jump
to any conclusions

until you talk to your mom.

What's gonna happen now?

What's gonna happen
when my dad finds out?

My whole life
is gonna change now.

But, Donna,
maybe your life won't change.

I mean, maybe your dad
already knows.

He and your mom could have
some sort of arrangement.

How can you say that?

Because it happens all the time.

Practically every kid at
West Beverly has the same story.

Well, I don't care about
every kid at West Beverly.

Donna, David was just
trying to make it easier.

I'm sorry.

Look, you guys,
this just isn't working.

I have to get out of here. Stay.

No, we're going with you.

- Brenda Walsh?
- Uh, that's me.

There's a call for you
over here.

Thanks.

Hello.

I'm with the band.

And they're the coolest guys.

And guess what?

I got us all passes
for tonight's show.

Way to go, Kelly.

I can't believe
you actually did it.

Um, I don't think
we're gonna be able to go.

What do you mean?
We're in the front row.

Donna saw her mother
with another man.

Oh, my God.

I'll... I'll be right down.

No, it's okay. We're just gonna
take her back to my house.

Bren, I want to be with her.

Kelly, go to the concert.

She'd kill you if you didn't go
and report back all the details.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I don't think she's ready

to talk about all this yet
anyway.

Look, I'll talk to you later.
Bye.

We'll catch her later.

Do you want to come
get the car with me?

Thanks. I'm all right.

We're out of here.

David, thank you.

Donna.

Mrs. Martin,
we were just leaving.

It's all right.

I'll meet you outside, okay?

I thought you were
going home hours ago.

How was your charity meeting?

I've been up to my ears
in committees and budgets and...

I asked you a question.

What are you doing here?

No, Mother,
what are you doing here?

I saw you.

Yes, on my lunch break.

No. Room 622.

I saw you, Mom.

I don't know what you saw...

You were laughing,
and then you were kissing.

It was in the hallway!

I don't think this is the time
or the place.

Are you?

Are you having an affair?

Are you?

Donna, I will not let you
speak to me this way.

Then just answer me.

Are you, Mom?

Hey, hey, hey,
that's my side.

All's fair in love and puzzles.

- Oh, hi, girls.
- Hey.

Oh, Donna, your mother called

looking for you
while you were gone.

Shouldn't even have
told her

I was sleeping over here.

- Why? What's wrong?
- Can I tell her?

Why not?

Everyone's gonna know
soon enough.

Donna had kind of a weird thing
happen to her today.

She saw...
I mean, that is...

My mother is having an affair.

Oh, my God.

Wait, are you sure?

Can't believe I was so stupid.

I actually thought
that I had a family.

Donna, you do have a family.
It's just...

I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry.

Well, you don't have to...

you don't have to figure this
all out right now.

When will I?

Aren't I entitled to know
how long this has been going on,

if my parents are
getting a divorce,

who my mother's seeing?

Why can't everything
just be the way it was?

Look at you guys.

Your family never changes.

Oh, excuse me.

Sure, it changes.

Hi. Is Donna here?

Yes. Come right in.

I've been expecting her
for several hours.

She hasn't checked in.

Oh, there you are.

- You know how I worry about you.
- Excuse me.

Donna, let's go home.

Does Dad know?

We'll discuss this
when we get home.

Fine, I'll ask him myself.

No, you won't.

Look, Donna,
things happen in a marriage

that are hard to understand.

You want me to understand?

I understand you. I understand

- what a hypocrite you are!
- Donna...

Like when the whole condom issue
came up,

weren't you the one who went
on and on about abstinence?!

God, you wouldn't even let me go
to a concert tonight

because, because it was what,
why'd you say, too seedy?

Donna, do not raise
your voice at me.

Why?

God forbid, someone
might think that I'm angry!

You care more about appearances,
Mom, than how anyone feels.

Well, I'm angry

and I'm not going to hide it
for appearances' sake.

All right, Donna!

I am not gonna speak to you
until you calm down.

Fine, then don't!

Just go!

And I hope you
and your boyfriend

have a wonderful life...

Felice.

I just can't deal
with her anymore!

Cindy...

It's okay.

Uh! It's one of those, you know,

mother-daughter tensions.

It's that age.

Shall I tell her she can
stay here for a while,

just until things calm down?

You're very sweet.

It's really, it's just one
of those mother-daughter things.

Tell me about it.

Uh, you'll call if...

Yeah, I'll call.

Thank you.

Oh, Donna... mm.

Look, I'm not going to pretend
I know how you feel,

but there is something I know
so strongly.

And you're just gonna have

to trust me on this
because I'm a mother.

What is it?

Your mother loves you.

- But--
- Wait a minute. Just listen.

Whatever she may have done
in her own life

has nothing to do
with her love for you.

How can that be?

Until you become a mother,

you may not understand this,

but the most important thing
in your life

is the love
between you and your children.

Then why can't she prove it
by keeping our family together?

Keeping a marriage
in perfect balance,

it's like, it's like
walking a tightrope.

Anybody can slip.

You never slip.

Oh, Donna.

Oh. Come on over here.

I'm going to tell you
something very private.

Back when we first moved
to Beverly Hills,

um, I ran into a man that had
once been very special to me,

but we had gone
in different directions.

Anyway, seeing him again
with my whole life changing,

the old spark flared between us.

- You had an affair?
- Almost.

Ultimately, I was lucky.
I didn't follow through on it.

But who knows, really?

But one thing I know
absolutely for sure:

you don't stop
loving your children.

Oh, honey,

you don't want to turn your back
on that kind of love.

You think you know
where your life is headed

and you get off an elevator
on the wrong floor, and bang!

Everything's different.

So, this is where
the bull session is?

Tough news about Donna.

Yeah. I mean, it's so surreal.

I mean, this morning
she was Donna.

And now she's Donna, but a
completely different Donna.

Same Donna,
more complicated world.

And she could probably
use you two right about now

to help keep it simple.

Us?

Dad, we already feel
like weirdoes

because you and Mom
are still together.

My God, we really are square,
aren't we?

We'll have to work on it.

Yeah, well, don't work too hard.

Oh, by the way, Steve's cousin

left her business card.

I'm a little late for work, Dad.

Brandon?

In two years,
remind me to tell you

about my bachelor party.

I didn't hear you come home.

I understand that
you're angry with me.

You have every right to be.

Don't you love Dad anymore, Mom?

Oh, of course, sweetheart.

I love your father very much.

I love you, too.

Then how could you?

Donna, this is hard for me, too.

What happened this afternoon...

is the worst nightmare
I could ever imagine.

I feel like all of your faith
in me has been destroyed.

It has.

And I feel like
I've suddenly asked you

to grow up much too fast.

Mom, I am grown up.

I've been grown up.

Catching you with some guy

suddenly made me an adult.

It just hurt me.

It hurt me so much.

I know.

I know it did.

And I'm so sorry for that.
You have no idea.

What's going to happen
to our family?

Well, first of all,
I'm gonna tell your father

about what happened
this afternoon.

I would never ask you
to keep this a secret.

Good, because I couldn't.

But most importantly,

I want you to understand...

you must understand,

that no matter what happens
between your father and me,

it has absolutely nothing to do

with our love for you.

You...

you are the most precious thing
in the world to both of us.

Can you trust me on this?

I guess.

Mom, please try
and work things out, please?

Yeah.

Uh, this is probably
pretty lousy timing on my part,

but we came by to see if you
wanted go hang out tonight.

Brenda and I are going to the
Peach Pit to have some dessert.

You need to be rescued.

Uh, thanks, David,

but I, uh, think I just feel

like hanging out alone tonight.

Do you mind?

Oh, no, no, that's no problem.

Uh, I'll just, I'll catch you
some other time then.

Why don't you go with them?

I don't know, you know?

It just doesn't seem right.

Go on.

You're lucky to have
such great friends.

Go on, go out
and be with them tonight.

Thank you.

I love you.

I know.

Thanks for coming, David.

Well, we figured you
could probably use us.

Oh, yeah, can I?

I never knew what it was like
to have problems.

Well, welcome to the real world.

Yeah, well,
if this is the real world,

you can have it.

All right, iced tea for the sis.

- Isn't that my shirt?
- No.

All right, fries extra crispy
for the DJ boy

and one mint-chocolate-
marshmallow-jellybean-

extravaganza sundae,
are you sure, Donna?

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- Hello.
- Hey, Kel.

- Kelly!
- Hi.

Did you go? How was it?

Yes, I went, but how are you?

Fine, fine!
Tell us about the show.

Did they sound good?
What did they sing?

Yeah, they were okay.

Um, I don't know
the names of the songs.

Anyway,
I was thinking about you.

You didn't have to.

Well, I wanted to think
of a way to cheer you up.

Anyway, I met these guys
and they're really, really nice.

And they wanted to know
where to get the best hamburgers

after the concert,
so I invited them here.

They're waiting outside.

I'll just go get them.

She invited guys here
to cheer her up?

Oh, my God!

Donna, these are my friends,
Kevin, Mark, Bryan and Sam.

- Hello.
- How you doing?

Hey.

This is Brenda and Donna

- and Brandon.
- What's up, guys?

What's up?
How you doing?

Oh, and David Silver.

Thank you. How you doin'?

What's up, Dave?

So are all of you go
to Beverly Hills High?

West Beverly.

So where are these
famous burgers

everybody's talking about?
I'm hungry?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God,
I can't believe they're here

and they're actually
eating hamburgers!

Well, actually, I was going to
make them sing for their supper.

It's standard operating
procedure around here, guys.

Well, rules are rules.
Let's kick one.

- Let's do it.
- Yeah, let's do it. Come on.