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♪ why don't you come over
and see me soon ♪
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♪ and we can have so much fun ♪
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♪ two times good ♪
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♪ and two times bad ♪
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♪ what time's good-- ♪
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Is this a public performance,
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or should I pretend
I'm not listening?
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Sorry. I thought I was alone.
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I know. So did i.
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I can leave.
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No, no, no. Don't.
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I hate to eat alone.
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All right.
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I'm Brandon.
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Hi, I'm Melissa.
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- Hi, Melissa.
- Hi.
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So are you brilliant
or just a dreamer?
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Actually, I'm
a brilliant dreamer.
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I see.
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Oh, Harvard.
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So, what do you think
your chances are.
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For real?
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I have an interview
this weekend.
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And if all goes well,
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I think my chances
are pretty good.
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I'm impressed.
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You should be.
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Just don't expect
a vocal scholarship.
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Where are you applying?
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Nowhere...
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Until next year.
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Are you a junior?
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Yeah.
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Don't worry,
I won't hold it against you.
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God, I'd love to skip class,
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just hang out here
all afternoon.
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Sounds like a plan to me.
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Yeah, right. In my dreams.
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Well, it was nice meeting you.
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Nice meeting you, too.
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Enjoy the 11th grade.
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Thanks.
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Hey, wait a minute.
You forgot something.
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"A+.
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Caesar could have used
more speech writers like you."
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Melissa Coolidge.
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Big toy By confusion.
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That's it. We've got all five.
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Oh, my god. Start dialing.
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Five in a row...
On ksrn 105.4.
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We'll be taking
caller number seven
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because nothing compares
to winning on ksrn 105.4!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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You got through?
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Brenda?
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Brandon, get off the phone!
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Brenda, you can't keep
tying up the phone lines
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every afternoon.
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Why? Who are you so desperate
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to call anyway?
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Just a girl.
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A girl?
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Hey, wait a second.
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You didn't say
this was a date call.
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It's not. I met her at lunch.
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She dropped her Latin paper.
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Who would want to date a girl
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who takes Latin?
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A bizarre concept, I realize.
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So is love. Come on.
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Brenda.
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You made me call guys before.
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What's her number?
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I don't even know what to say.
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Try e pluribus unum.
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Where'd you learn that?
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It's on money. Number, please?
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555-4459.
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Ok, in this case,
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I think you should use
the surprise approach.
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Don't give her any small talk.
Just ask.
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That way she doesn't have time
to think about it.
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Yeah, but don't sound too cocky.
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Why? A little bit of cocky
is good.
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Cocky guys are jerks.
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- Just be confident.
- Be sweet.
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- But cool.
- But nice.
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But don't take no for an answer.
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Unless she says
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she's babysitting.
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Oldest excuse in the book.
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Hi. Is Melissa there?
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- Hello?
- She's coming.
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Hi, Melissa? It's Brandon.
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Brandon. I met you
under the tree at lunch today.
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Cut the small talk.
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You're giving her
too much time to think.
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Look, I'm really calling you
for two reasons.
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Number one--I have
the Latin paper you left behind,
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and--no. Don't worry.
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I didn't understand
a word of it.
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Number two-- I--I wanted to know
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if you're free for dinner
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on Friday night.
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Babysitting, huh?
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Well, how about Saturday night?
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Babysitting again.
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Hang up before you
humiliate yourself any further.
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Nobody babysits that much.
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Come on, Melissa.
Nobody babysits that much.
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You don't want to
go out with me,
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why don't you just say so?
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Really? You think you could?
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Yeah. That'd be great.
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Yeah, your address
is in the student directory.
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Ok. How about, uh...
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8:00?
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Great.
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She said she'd find
a replacement.
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You totally busted her.
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My brother the stud.
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I don't know, guys.
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Maybe she really did have
to babysit.
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Brandon.
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That makes no sense.
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Yeah, well...
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Neither do the two of you.
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- Brandon?
- Hi.
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- Come on in.
- Melissa will be right down.
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Great. Thanks.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You sure this is ok, mom?
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Absolutely.
Go out have a good time.
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Thanks.
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We won't be out late. I promise.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to come off
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like a senior snob
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when I met you.
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You did.
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So why'd you call me?
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I don't know.
I thought if I got real lucky,
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you know, you might sing
for me again.
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You really don't know
anything about me?
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You never heard anything?
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Nope, first time I ever saw you
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was three days ago,
sitting under my favorite tree.
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My favorite tree.
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My favorite tree.
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God, this is so weird.
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What?
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There's a lot about me
you don't know, Brandon.
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Shock me.
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Maybe later.
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- It's Lost Her Love By trinidad.
- Are you sure?
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Brenda, I live this song.
Start dialing.
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Write it down.
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- Who are you calling?
- Told a client I'd check
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with him before I leave
for vacation.
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Dad, get off the phone!
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Am I going to have
to put in a second line?
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Oh, jim. They'll be going away
to college soon enough.
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You'll wish the phone
was so busy.
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It will be,
only we'll be calling them.
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Caller number five, sorry.
Later, caller number six.
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Hello, caller number seven.
Your name, please.
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Brenda.
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Brenda walsh.
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No way.
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What?
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That's my sister.
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Uh, "Can't Touch This"
By M.C. Hammer.
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Right. Only one more to go.
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And Lost Her Love by Trinidad?
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Five in a row!
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I don't believe it.
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We won!
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Yes, we have!
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We won!
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What is going on up there?
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Ok, Brenda, let's check
out the hit machine
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and see what you've won.
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Skydiving lessons for two.
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How does that hit you, Brenda?
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Great.
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Skydiving?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, Brenda's scared
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to death of heights.
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Ha ha!
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Next time, I'll let you
choose a movie.
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Tonight was really great.
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You know, I feel like
I'm deceiving you
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or something.
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I mean, I thought
everyone at school knew.
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Knew what?
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Why don't you come inside?
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There's someone
I want you to meet.
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Brandon, this is Joey.
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Your little brother.
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Hi, Joey. Hi.
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I don't get it.
What's the big deal?
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You have to help take care
of him or something?
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Yeah, or something.
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He's not my baby brother.
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He's my son.
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Your son?
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I'm sorry, Brenda,
but you are not going g skydivi.
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Dad?
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Brenda.
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You won't even ride
on a roller coaster.
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What makes you suddenly
want to jump out a plane?
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Because I won something.
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What if you won
two weeks in Siberia?
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I'd go.
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Just to see what it's like.
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You're home early.
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Brandon, you will not believe
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what happened to me tonight.
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Let me guess, does it have
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anything to do with Mc Hammer
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and jumping out of an airplane?
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You heard?
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Yeah.
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There I was,
my most intimate moment.
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Getting ready to make my move.
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And who's on the radio?
My sister.
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Yeah.
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Everyone was listening.
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A city of 12 million people.
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I've got to claim my prize.
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Sounds like more
of a punishment, if you ask me.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Night.
- Uh, Bren, could I talk to you
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for a minute upstairs?
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She has a baby?
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Yeah.
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And I'm probably the only person
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in the whole school
who didn't know.
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Make that one
of the only two people.
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Brandon, who's the father?
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Is she getting married?
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I don't know.
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What do her parents think?
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I don't know.
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How does she deal
with having a baby
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- in high school?
- Brenda, I've got an idea.
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Why don't you go out with her?
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You can ask her
all the questions you want.
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So, are you going
to ask her out again?
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I don't know.
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She was going out
with this guy, Frank Seltzer,
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who's also a senior.
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Like this great couple
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then bada boom, bada bing.
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- She got pregnant.
- Yeah?
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Most girls'll take care
of the problem, Brandon,
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but Melissa decided she wanted
to keep the baby.
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Well, maybe to her,
it wasn't a problem.
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Maybe Frank
didn't want to be a dad.
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Maybe Frank
should've paid more attention
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in sex education class.
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What are you saying?
It's all his fault?
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I'm not saying it's anyone's
fault, Steve. It's just reality.
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00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,842
Well I think you need
a reality check
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because if you start going out
with this girl
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it's going to be
nothing but problems.
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Thanks, Steve.
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This talk really helped.
271
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,052
It really put things
in perspective for me.
272
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,054
Anytime.
273
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,289
Hey, where are you going?
274
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,592
To find Melissa.
275
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,627
I'm going to ask her out
on Friday night.
276
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,499
"C-"?
277
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,401
"Melissa, we can do better."
278
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,371
Melissa.
279
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,306
- Hi, Amy.
- Hi.
280
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,941
- How's Joey?
- Fine.
281
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,910
I finally got him on formula.
282
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,612
So I don't have to run home
for lunch every day.
283
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,580
It was making me feel
like a damn cow.
284
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,984
But he's good. You guys should
come over and see him sometime.
285
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,852
You wouldn't believe
how fast he's growing.
286
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:47,953
Really?
287
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,689
I think I have a picture.
288
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,761
Uh, this one
isn't really a good one.
289
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,830
Still thinking about Harvard?
290
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,033
Definitely. I have an interview
this weekend.
291
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,036
They have special housing,
you know.
292
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,005
That's great.
293
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,306
Uh, listen, we better go.
294
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,440
We both got chem.
295
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:09,541
Okay.
296
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:10,976
- Bye.
- Bye.
297
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,012
Look, what are you guys
doing later?
298
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,413
Hitting Melrose.
You want to come?
299
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,783
Yeah, but I can't with Joey.
300
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,351
Sorry. See you later.
301
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:20,786
- Bye.
- Bye.
302
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,289
Amy, call me.
303
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,126
How about I transfer
to Beverly High.
304
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,767
Hey, where are you
off to tonight?
305
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,735
I have a date with Melissa.
306
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,571
Brandon,
this is getting serious.
307
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,641
Brenda, two dates
is hardly serious.
308
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,377
I've got to go.
309
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,479
Where are you off to?
310
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,315
You swear you won't tell mom?
311
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,849
I swear.
312
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,389
Kelly and I have our first
skydiving lesson tonight.
313
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,024
You're nuts.
314
00:15:59,291 --> 00:15:59,825
Maybe.
315
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,428
Okay!
316
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,863
Have a good time with mom.
317
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,333
Why?
318
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,400
What are we doing?
319
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,438
Uh...
320
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,973
Nothing, mom.
321
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,040
See you.
322
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,365
This is what
it's all about, folks.
323
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,567
Piece of cake, right?
324
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,736
Wrong. There's a lot to know.
325
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,238
Don't worry, we're not going
to just throw you out of a plane
326
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,941
before giving you a lot
of on-ground type simulation.
327
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,076
I could simulate anything
with this guy.
328
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,278
- My name is Don.
- Yeah, he is pretty cute.
329
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,381
Before this weekend is over,
I'm going to teach you
330
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,316
all the skills necessary
to make your big jump
331
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,818
- on Sunday.
- I think I'm going to be sick.
332
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,454
Would you relax?
You're such a baby.
333
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,798
- Hi.
- Hi.
334
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,066
Come on in.
335
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,301
Good to see you.
336
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,870
You, too.
337
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,139
Um, do you know
338
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,942
of any nice, noisy places
to go to dinner?
339
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,779
Sure.
340
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,047
But why?
341
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,688
I'm sorry about this.
342
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,956
My parents went away
for the weekend.
343
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,491
And the only babysitter I trust
344
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,427
is coming over tomorrow
345
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:42,961
for the Harvard interview.
346
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,797
Hey, it's an experience.
347
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,368
Things must be pretty jamming
at the Coolidge household, huh?
348
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:50,536
This is nothing.
349
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,137
He's an angel tonight.
350
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,305
Come on.
351
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,975
So how do your parents feel
about you being a mom?
352
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,544
They're really supportive.
353
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,480
When I told them
that I wanted the baby,
354
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,881
they were right there for me.
355
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,684
Hey, I'm all for it.
356
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,753
What made you decide
to keep him?
357
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,156
I guess I felt I had felt I had
to take responsibility
358
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,424
for my actions.
359
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,561
- My parents supported my choice.
- That's a big decision.
360
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,997
Yeah. You can't let society
make the rules for you, Brandon.
361
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,866
You've got to live by your own.
362
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,268
I totally agree.
No one's going to tell me
363
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,571
that just because I have a baby
I can't go to Harvard.
364
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:26,972
Hey, I come from a family
365
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,173
of overachievers.
366
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,241
What can I say?
367
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,878
Oh, Joey.
368
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,416
What is this? What is this?
369
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,854
Just what I love.
A crying baby coming in here
370
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,522
and making a wreck of my place.
371
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,527
Hey, how are you, tiger?
372
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,896
Who's this, your baby brother?
373
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,598
- Baby son.
- Baby son.
374
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,032
Son?
375
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,735
Brandon, this isn't...
376
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,070
Nick, do I look
like the kind of guy
377
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,905
who'd keep a secret like this?
378
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,878
Much better looking than you.
379
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:09,781
Yes, you are.
380
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,183
Yes, you are.
381
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,618
Ha ha ha!
382
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:13,785
He loves me.
383
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,187
He's crazy about me.
384
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,255
Excuse me.
385
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,924
So...
386
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,459
What was it like when...
387
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,028
When he just popped out,
388
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,963
and you saw him
for the first time?
389
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,666
First of all, Brandon,
he did not just pop out.
390
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,935
No, I guess-- I guess not.
391
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,175
You really want to kno
what having a baby's like?
392
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,676
Yeah.
393
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,645
It's like jumping off a cliff.
394
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,818
Brandon.
395
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,086
Hey.
396
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,621
You look worn out.
397
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,325
How'd you guys ever do it?
398
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,459
Do what?
399
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,895
Have Brenda and me.
400
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,031
Two of us at the same time.
401
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,766
I can't even imagine it.
402
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,234
Where is this coming from?
403
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:07,339
Oh, one thing I forgot
to tell you about Melissa.
404
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,676
Besides being brilliant
and extremely cute,
405
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:11,777
she has a baby.
406
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,745
- What?
- What?
407
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:14,913
Yeah.
408
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,749
His name's Joey
and he's a holy terror.
409
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,851
I gotta get some sleep.
410
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,153
Good night.
411
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,788
But Brandon,
412
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,358
what do you mean
that Melissa has a baby?
413
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,260
Last year, she got pregnant
414
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,962
and instead
of having an abortion
415
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,330
or putting the baby
up for adoption,
416
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,799
she's raising him at home.
417
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,134
Her parents
are totally supportive, mom.
418
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,703
And if they don't have
a problem with it,
419
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,037
I don't see why you should.
420
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,572
Oh, I don't.
421
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,941
It just came
as a surprise, that's all.
422
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,978
It was hard enough
for me in my 20s.
423
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,679
It's hard enough for me now.
424
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,352
I, uh, I really like Melissa.
425
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,022
But if I never see
that kid again,
426
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,224
it'll be too soon.
You know what I mean?
427
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,727
Good night.
428
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:02,794
Good night, son.
429
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,046
Brandon?
430
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:22,781
Brandon!
431
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,817
Melissa's here.
432
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,659
Brandon, you got to help me.
433
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,460
My babysitter called in sick
at the last minute.
434
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,429
My Harvard interview
is in a half hour.
435
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,165
If I cancel now,
I'll blow my chances.
436
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,100
What are you going to do?
437
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,704
I fed him this morning.
438
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,806
He gets his bottle at 11:00.
439
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,041
The formula's already mixed.
440
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,442
In his bag are his blanket,
441
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,612
pacifier, play toys, diapers.
442
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,450
Thank you. You saved my life.
443
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,156
All right, Joey, don't worry.
444
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,758
Don't worry, everything is...
445
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,194
Everything is just fine.
446
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,929
You know what I'm saying?
447
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,664
All right.
448
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:13,732
Okay.
449
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,000
Okay.
450
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,835
We'll just grab this stuff here.
451
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,204
Just--
452
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,010
Oh, hey, hey.
453
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,578
Oh, no, no, don't.
454
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:27,946
Don't. Hey.
455
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:29,214
Come--
456
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,516
Mom!
457
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,320
Mom!
458
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,096
You cutesey wootsey.
459
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,430
Yes.
460
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,833
What happened to Melissa?
461
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,901
Uh, her parents are out of town.
462
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,370
Her babysitter bailed.
463
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,805
She's got this
Harvard interview today.
464
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,074
You guys'll help, right?
465
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,477
Did I hear screams?
466
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,645
Come on, Cindy, we got to go.
467
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,581
Where are you going?
468
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,549
Brunch with dad's client's,
remember?
469
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,352
Oh, yes.
470
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,354
Oh, no.
471
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,656
Oh, your skin's so soft.
472
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,492
You smell so good.
473
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,627
Yes, you do.
474
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,963
Hey, guys,
I don't want to break up
475
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,865
this little love fest.
476
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,266
We'll go with you.
477
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,336
I don't think that's exactly
the vocal accompaniment
478
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,371
the Bel Air Hotel
is looking for.
479
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:27,939
Get Brenda to help you.
480
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,776
She's a wonderful babysitter.
481
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,478
Good luck.
482
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:34,546
Dad.
483
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,488
Is it Joey?
484
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,159
I'm coming!
485
00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:48,693
Where are you going?
486
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,562
Guess.
487
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,197
Brenda, you can't go skydiving.
488
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:53,965
You're afraid
of heights, remember?
489
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,435
Don said that you can't
even see the ground.
490
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,037
Think about that for a second.
Just think about that.
491
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:00,472
You can't see the ground?
492
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,508
- That's high.
- Here. Take him.
493
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,477
- Now...
- I'm here, Joey.
494
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,546
This will make him feel
close to the womb.
495
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,015
I'm impressed.
496
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,017
I think you owe Joey
the knowledge
497
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,852
of your expertise here.
498
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:22,427
- Following me again?
- In your x-rated dreams.
499
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,963
Sorry, Kel.
Brandon's having some problems
500
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,531
adjusting to fatherhood.
501
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,267
- I'll pay you, Bren.
- Brandon looks so cute
502
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,336
- with that baby.
- What's it doing here?
503
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,138
We're supposed to be watching
the Lakers game.
504
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,107
What if mom and dad find out
you went parachuting, huh?
505
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:37,642
I'm only looking out for you.
506
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:39,211
Brandon I have to go
through with this.
507
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,612
Look my fear in the eye.
508
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,747
Actually you don't.
You stay here
509
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,749
and I will brave
the lesson myself.
510
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,352
You just want to hog Don.
511
00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,120
Don? Who's Don?
512
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,655
Don Juan.
513
00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,224
Can I hold?
514
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,792
Ooh.
515
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,193
Hi there.
516
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,728
Hi.
517
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,964
I think our baby
would have been cuter.
518
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,967
Oh, look at the proud parents.
519
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,969
Right. Thank god for safe sex.
520
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,036
Hallelujah.
521
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:06,037
I think his diaper
522
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,305
needs changing.
523
00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:09,207
Yeah.
524
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,343
Hey. Wait a minute.
525
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,111
I don't know
how to change a diaper.
526
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,813
Didn't you see
Three Men and a Baby?
527
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,615
Did you see
Three Men and a B aby ?
528
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,917
Yeah. We got it under control.
529
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:22,854
Yeah, Three Men and a Baby.
We want to rent it.
530
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:25,123
What?
531
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,124
Uh...
532
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,859
Los tres hombres
533
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,694
y uno bambino.
534
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,031
You're kidding?
535
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,601
They don't have it,
536
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:38,670
but they do have
T he Three Amigos.
537
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:42,974
What is this?
538
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,809
That's a diaper, Steve.
539
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,979
Oh, oh, oh.
540
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,148
Shh. Shh.
541
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,183
Shh.
542
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,219
Joey. Joey.
543
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,355
Joey.
544
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,257
The kid's going to be
a power forward.
545
00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:01,259
Can you imagine this for real?
546
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,629
Yeah, maybe someday
in the far, far, far future
547
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,965
after I've done everything else.
548
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,166
Alright I got this one.
549
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,502
Come on, come on. Ta-da!
550
00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:17,876
Maybe when you're
really, really old,
551
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,345
you won't mind
your social life being nuked.
552
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:22,447
Yeah. Maybe.
553
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,416
Oh, shh.
554
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,151
When Kelly and I
were going together,
555
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,086
we used to talk about
who our baby looked like.
556
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,922
Of course, she'd be the one
who'd bring it up.
557
00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:32,390
No, Steve is the one
558
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:33,992
who fantasized
about having kids.
559
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:38,063
Can you imagine him as a father.
What a sick joke.
560
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,132
You know, it's so unfair.
Melissa is already a mom
561
00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:42,567
and taking care of a baby.
562
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:43,868
And I'm still sneaking around
563
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,270
for one stupid skydive.
564
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:48,006
Yeah, but I bet she did her fair
share of sneaking around
565
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,474
in order to become a mom.
566
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:52,177
Oh, my god.
567
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,146
He looks even
more gorgeous today.
568
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,349
Yeah, I'd like to sneak
around with him.
569
00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,884
Hi, Don.
570
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,386
Don, wait up.
571
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,823
This kid needs booty camp.
572
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,858
Hey.
573
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:09,694
Well, at least
the diapers are holding.
574
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:14,165
Yeah. Joey, Joey. Oh.
575
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,434
Hey. Hey. Hey.
576
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,005
You got to sing
when you rock him.
577
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:24,909
♪ rock-a-bye baby
on the treetop ♪
578
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:26,511
♪ when the-- ♪
579
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,413
I don't blame you, Joey.
580
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,048
Some weird guy throwing you
around like that.
581
00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:32,751
Could do better?
582
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:33,818
Huh?
583
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:43,128
♪ la cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
584
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,963
da da da-- diaper rash.
585
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:48,299
I think we all learned something
from that, Mr. Mom.
586
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,469
Maybe he's hungry.
Bring him over. Sit him down.
587
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,709
Look. Look what I got here.
588
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,744
Mmm. Yes.
589
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:00,812
Oh--
590
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,849
Mm-mmm. Nummy, nummy, nummy.
591
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:06,317
Delicious.
592
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:08,853
Oh, look. Look at this.
593
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,989
Yeah. Want a bite?
594
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,859
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
595
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,462
I don't think he shared
that opinion, Brandon.
596
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,469
Ok, Brenda. Just relax now.
597
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,237
Your chute
will open automatically
598
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,373
after 30 seconds of free fall.
In case of a problem,
599
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,576
there's a second backup chute.
It's absolutely fail safe.
600
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,512
Now, I want you to hit
the ground rolling, ok?
601
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:35,980
But it's so high.
602
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,919
So are the stakes.
603
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,822
You've got to spit
in the face of fear, Brenda.
604
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,958
The future of the allies
is in your hands.
605
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,562
I understand.
I won't let you down.
606
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,130
And if you survive,
607
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,265
we'll go to a nice
romantic French bistro
608
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,602
for dinner on me.
609
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,870
I'm ready.
610
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:08,379
That wasn't too painful, was it?
611
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,316
No. Just the re-entry.
612
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,784
Do you need more
altitude awareness
613
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,719
or can we go on
to forward movement?
614
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,554
She can jump
with her eyes closed,
615
00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:19,891
but I do need help
with my forward movement.
616
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,794
Ok. Just step down.
617
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,865
Come on, let's put the game on.
618
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,066
Oh, yeah.
619
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:33,772
What's wrong?
620
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:35,807
Damn it. The cable's out again.
621
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,509
Don't worry. We'll watch it
at my house.
622
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,144
How can I?
623
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,479
Bye, sports fans.
624
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:43,114
Hey, thanks for your help, man.
625
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,582
- See you bro.
- Yeah.
626
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,623
Looks like it's just
you and me, huh?
627
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:55,126
Who needs a picture?
We got sound, right?
628
00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:56,861
Want some more ice cream?
629
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,097
Joey, you want
some more ice cream?
630
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:00,965
Hey.
631
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:02,700
You want some of this?
632
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,135
Want some of this?
633
00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:07,839
come on in, Steve.
634
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,378
Now, you stay here, okay, Joey?
635
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,079
I'll be right back.
636
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,352
Hi.
637
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,387
Come in.
638
00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:25,290
You can listen
to the game with us.
639
00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:30,662
Hi, sweetheart.
640
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,034
Was he eating ice cream?
641
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:37,202
Yeah.
642
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:39,671
Brandon,
643
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,373
how could you be
so irresponsible?
644
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,776
Wait a second. You're the one
who dumped him on me
645
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:46,444
at the last minute, remember?
646
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:47,879
Yeah, we had some problems,
647
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,347
but now we're cooking.
648
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:53,718
What's wrong?
649
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,820
My interview
was a complete disaster.
650
00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:57,989
This guy
was a conservative jerk.
651
00:30:58,256 --> 00:30:59,991
He said he had serious doubts
I could handle Harvard
652
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,327
- with a kid.
- So why don't you try
653
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,362
for another interview?
654
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:07,065
I think I made a mistake
in deciding to be a mom.
655
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,801
I just feel like a
total failure at it.
656
00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:12,036
Yeah, you expect too much.
657
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:15,306
After today, I'm amazed
you handled it so well.
658
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,175
Well apparently,
not well enough.
659
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,912
You don't understand.
660
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,915
My mom went to Harvard.
She expects me to go there too.
661
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:27,852
It's been my dream since...
Before I can remember.
662
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,520
If my grades keep dropping,
663
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,189
I guess I might
as well forget it all.
664
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:34,525
Hey when I first came here,
my grades dropped.
665
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:37,095
It was hard for me
to adjust, but I did.
666
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,997
Brandon,
it's not the same thing.
667
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:41,532
You were the new kid
for a minute.
668
00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:43,234
I'm the new mom forever.
669
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:45,870
Look, I got to go.
670
00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,285
Melissa, wait a--
671
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,007
I'm not even going to ask.
672
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,143
Don said to practice.
673
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,113
I figured it will
be just like this,
674
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,181
only more.
675
00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:33,484
12,000 feet more.
676
00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,754
You know, I really hate it
677
00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:39,057
when you crinkle
the funny pages.
678
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,225
Gee, you're cheery today.
679
00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:46,497
I--i just feel so bad
about Melissa.
680
00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:49,100
She was really upset.
681
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,603
So, how are you going to get
back in her good graces,
682
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,772
or, more importantly, Joey's?
683
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,674
You know, he really liked me.
684
00:32:56,941 --> 00:33:00,078
Oh, well, babies
usually like other babies.
685
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:01,512
Ha ha ha ha.
686
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:03,548
You know,
I really admire Melissa.
687
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,750
It's hard enough
being a teenager.
688
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,319
I sit here and worry
about clothes and guys.
689
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:11,289
She has to think
about real things.
690
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,857
Morning.
691
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:13,958
- Morning.
- Hey, mom.
692
00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:15,793
I have got a great idea.
693
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,362
Let's have a family day
the way we used to.
694
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,764
We could go to the zoo.
There's a new panda.
695
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,232
Your mom's been
in the nesting mode
696
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,101
since she got her hands
on that baby.
697
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,969
Well, you two guys
will be flying off so soon.
698
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,637
Sooner than you think.
699
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,007
I promised Kelly
I'd study with her.
700
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,175
Yeah, I got to go
straighten something out.
701
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,411
Mom, is it okay if I borrow
your car again?
702
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,246
Sure.
703
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:36,314
Thanks.
704
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:44,389
You know, I hate lying to them
about skydiving,
705
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:46,891
but if I can do this,
I can do anything.
706
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:49,027
It's my one leap of faith.
707
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,529
Sounds like more
of a leap of brain cells.
708
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:52,663
If you ask me.
709
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:53,698
I've got it.
710
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,900
Got what?
711
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,535
How you can cheer up Melissa.
712
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:13,418
Hi.
713
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,053
Hi.
714
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,990
I've, uh, come
bearing make-up gifts.
715
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,535
I'm sorry, too.
716
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:32,737
I've got an idea.
717
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:33,738
Why don't we make up
718
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,006
on a drive?
719
00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:36,874
Promise not to sing.
720
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,845
Great. We could take Joey
to the beach. Where is he?
721
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:42,847
Blissfully asleep.
722
00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:44,048
My parents are back.
723
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:45,583
I thought it could just be
724
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:46,884
the two of us.
725
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:49,220
Mom,
726
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:50,888
Brandon and I are going
to go for a drive.
727
00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:52,290
We'll be back in a little bit.
728
00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:55,126
Just remember, your father
and I both have to work tonight.
729
00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:56,928
Okay, don't worry.
We won't be long.
730
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,030
Say hi to Joey for me.
731
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,531
Will do, Brandon.
732
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:13,911
So we'll just grab a bite
and head back.
733
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,149
I feel so out of it.
734
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,755
All I've been hearing
are raffi lullabies.
735
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,493
Hey, did I tell you how
basketball calmed down Joey?
736
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:29,827
It was amazing.
737
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:31,929
Yeah, I used to watch
a lot of basketball
738
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:33,297
with my dad when I was pregnant
739
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:34,365
with Joey.
740
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,034
Do they really remember?
741
00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,705
I wonder what it was like
for him in there.
742
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,940
Listen, baby care's
on recess, okay?
743
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:45,877
Sure.
744
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,246
I'm sorry.
745
00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:50,181
I think I just
really need a break.
746
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,987
Did you ever want to make a turn
747
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,189
like that one right there?
748
00:35:58,389 --> 00:35:59,957
I've always wanted to do that.
749
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,027
Do it, Brandon.
Let's turn there.
750
00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:09,901
I used to be so scared
751
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,336
I couldn't find my way back.
752
00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:13,504
Not anymore.
753
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,874
I feel like doing
something so crazy.
754
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,442
It must be in the air.
755
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:20,111
Right at this moment,
756
00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:21,579
Kelly and Brenda are probably
757
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,347
jumping out of a plane.
758
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,459
Okay, we're leveling off
at 12,000 feet.
759
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:37,495
You girls ready
to make the jump?
760
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,899
I almost puked off
the empire state building,
761
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:44,068
and that was 11,000 feet lower.
762
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:46,404
Oh, relax. It's almost over.
763
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:50,641
I don't know, kel, this might
be a silly mission on your part
764
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:52,977
No way, Brenda.
I'm not leaving you up here
765
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:57,148
with Don Juan.
Don, I wanted to sign up
766
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,616
for one of those private flights
767
00:36:58,883 --> 00:36:59,951
you were talking about.
768
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:01,986
Sorry, Bren, three's a crowd.
769
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:04,155
You know, Kelly,
since you're so jump crazy,
770
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,757
why don't you jump first,
and Don and I will watch you.
771
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,859
Brenda, I couldn't
do that to you.
772
00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,528
You're my best friend.
773
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,697
I have to help you
face your fears.
774
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,098
No, Kelly!
775
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,634
Kelly!
776
00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,478
Oh, my god! This is so amazing!
777
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,447
Brenda, get me down!
778
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:56,007
So should we head back?
779
00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:58,142
No.
780
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,047
Let's go further.
781
00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:06,684
Whoa, hey.
You're making it hard to drive.
782
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,387
So stop driving.
783
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,199
You're not acting like yourself.
784
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:24,035
Great, because right now
785
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,137
I'd rather be anybody else.
786
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:41,452
Let's get really lost...
787
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,954
Stay up all night,
788
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:45,489
and watch the sun rise.
789
00:38:47,024 --> 00:38:48,659
Sounds like a nice fantasy.
790
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,129
We could do it if we want to.
791
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,664
Leave Joey?
792
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:55,733
What are you, his father?
793
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,770
Look, I feel guilty enough.
794
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,041
I feel guilty when I'm with him.
795
00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:05,910
I feel guilty
when I'm not with him.
796
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:10,147
Suddenly you have a baby,
and nobody cares about you.
797
00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:13,751
Just for a second,
798
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,086
I would like to be
799
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,854
a teenage girl
800
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,056
and not a damn baby machine.
801
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,759
Hey, hey, hey. Come here.
802
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,395
Come here. It's ok.
803
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,536
I can handle it.
804
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,340
Why don't you just take me home?
805
00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:41,545
Six-letter word for patience.
806
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,153
Hi, honey. What's up?
807
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,424
Mom, dad.
808
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:54,825
I have a confession.
809
00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:58,396
I went skydiving.
810
00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:00,264
Brenda, didn't we agree?
811
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,632
Dad, let me tell you.
812
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,201
After staring at death,
813
00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:06,604
copping to this is easy.
814
00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:07,872
I mean,
815
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,473
I've seen a larger meaning
816
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,741
of life.
817
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,376
Anyway, I'm sorry.
818
00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,211
I feel bad having lied to you.
819
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:19,917
Uh, Brenda.
820
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,185
How was it?
821
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,320
Great.
822
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:31,762
Parent. Hmm?
823
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,499
A six-letter word for patience.
824
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,602
I love it when you
talk cross word.
825
00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:52,950
Hi.
826
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:11,435
We had nowhere to go.
827
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,338
Oh, god. I'm so lost.
828
00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:16,073
Hey, what happened?
829
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,777
When I got home,
my parents were really mad.
830
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:23,414
They said
I stayed out deliberately.
831
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,883
My mom had a meeting
with a new client,
832
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,518
and I blew it for her.
833
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,021
More guilt.
834
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,324
Just what you need, huh?
835
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:35,659
What am I going to do, Brandon?
836
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,229
Hey, why don't you let me
837
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,396
take Joey off your hands
838
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:40,965
for a couple days, huh?
839
00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:42,733
We'll have some fun.
840
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,201
We'll shoot some hoops,
841
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:45,669
we'll check out
the local jungle gyms.
842
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:47,605
Thanks.
843
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,410
But as much as I don't want to,
844
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:58,349
I think I'm going
to have to give him up.
845
00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,817
What are you talking about?
846
00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:04,421
I can't handle the idea
of being away from him
847
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:08,392
for even a few days,
but I just don't think
848
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,895
I can make my dreams
come true with him.
849
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,199
You know,
when I see you with Joey,
850
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,801
this amazing thing
happens to your face.
851
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:19,403
I know.
852
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:24,108
I know, but I just
wasn't prepared for all this.
853
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,744
I know what you mean, I do.
854
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,380
At first, I thought Joey
855
00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,081
was a royal pain in the butt,
856
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,685
but now I see that
this baby stuff is amazing.
857
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,453
I could even see myself
doing it.
858
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,789
In 10 years, right?
859
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:43,661
Hi.
860
00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:46,196
Everything okay?
861
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,331
I'm sorry.
862
00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:49,033
I'm a complete mess.
863
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,706
- Mom, could you--
- Yeah.
864
00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:05,849
I used to chain read
before Joey.
865
00:43:09,687 --> 00:43:11,455
You know,
I read about this study
866
00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,391
where two professional
football players
867
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,393
followed toddlers around
all day.
868
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,430
The football players collapsed,
869
00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,365
and the toddlers
were still going.
870
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,301
You mean it gets harder?
871
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:25,936
And better.
872
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,005
You watch them grow and achieve.
873
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:30,140
They become part of your dreams.
874
00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:31,208
Yeah, but you weren't a mom
875
00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:32,710
when you were 17.
876
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:36,380
But I was young enough.
877
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:41,785
Sometimes I feel
878
00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:44,355
like I just have
to get away from Joey,
879
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,756
and then when I'm gone,
880
00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:47,558
I can't wait to hold him again.
881
00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,660
Remember the earthquake
last month?
882
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:53,297
I ran into Joey's room
I grabbed him, I kept him
883
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,666
with me all night.
It was for me.
884
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:57,901
My first impulse
was to pack everybody up
885
00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:00,070
and take them
back to Minneapolis.
886
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:05,743
I guess I didn't realize
it would be so complicated.
887
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,479
I thought I could do everything.
888
00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:11,815
Melissa, no one
can do everything.
889
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:16,754
And the question is
what do you want?
890
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,834
Hey, am I in time
for the concert?
891
00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:35,139
You look good.
892
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,440
Right.
893
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,410
I was up all night with Joey.
Guess what?
894
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,545
- He said mama.
- Really?
895
00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:45,616
Actually it was more
like "maaaaa," but it's a start.
896
00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:47,751
I'm telling you,
he's a brilliant kid.
897
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:50,154
It's what they say
when they need you.
898
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:53,724
You up for a tuna/egg combo?
899
00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:57,061
- Yeah, but no, I got to go home.
- Why? Something wrong?
900
00:44:57,327 --> 00:44:59,363
No, actually,
something's very right.
901
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:00,664
I worked out
a half-time schedule.
902
00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,299
It wasn't as hard as I thought
903
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:03,333
it was going to be.
904
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,702
What about Harvard?
905
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,604
It might take an extra semester,
but the school's been there
906
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,074
hundreds of years.
It can wait another six months.
907
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:12,176
So you're going to keep Joey?
908
00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,411
Yeah. He's a part of me.
909
00:45:14,945 --> 00:45:19,650
Well, how about, um,
dinner Friday night,
910
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:22,519
- just the three of us?
- Can I take a rain check?
911
00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:25,089
I think Joey and I
need to hang out together.
912
00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:26,590
Just the two of us.
913
00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:28,392
I've never been dumped
for such a cute guy.
914
00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:29,593
Alright, ok.
915
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:32,029
I get visitation rights, okay?
916
00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:34,031
You bet.
917
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:50,981
Bye.
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