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Dinner wasn't bad,

once we passed
the two-hour wait.

It was so damn loud in there,
I couldn't even talk.

We were lucky even to get in.
Everybody wants to eat there.

This month.

I know why everybody's thin.

By the time you get served,
you lost your appetite.

It's our first anniversary
away from home

in 17 years.

Honey, this is our home now.

Jim,

do you have to work
on our anniversary?

The IRS doesn't know
it's our anniversary.

But I'll take
a personal exemption.

Remember our first anniversary?

Mm-hmm.

We ate dinner in bed.

Yeah, I'm getting hungry.

So you really like
the ties I gave you?

I'll tell you all about it...

Later.

Jim, whoa!

I mean,
couldn't we talk a little first?

Let's talk.

I just need to feel
a little intimate.

I know.

I'm sorry, honey.

I got to put
another hour of work in.

I'll go downstairs
so I don't bother you.

You couldn't feel the tension

between Mom and Dad
at breakfast?

No, because there
was nothing to feel.

When Mom
doesn't slice Dad's grapefruit

and when Dad grabs
her gardening section,

you know something's down.

Yeah, your imagination.

Come on, Brenda,
they're married.

They're supposed to be crabby.

They never used to be that way.

♪ Yo, West Beverly! ♪

♪ Get on up and get down
'cause I won't be around ♪

♪ This my goodbye song
and I'm gonna skip town ♪

♪ DJ Mike MC
has got to leave ♪

♪ So watch out,
all you DJ wanna-bes ♪

♪ You better get up
and get down ♪

♪ And do you chores ♪

♪ The next voice you hear ♪

♪ Could be yours ♪

♪ Peace ♪

Imagine being the school DJ,

everyone being forced
to listen to you.

You should.
Your mouth's big enough.

Yeah, right. A freshman DJ?

Dream on.

Come on, man. Why not?

Why not?

Because he'll be
competing with me.

I rest my case.

So, what do you think?

How would you like
to participate

in my professor friend's
twins study at the university?

She's got a couple of sets
of identicals from Beverly High,

but she's desperate
for fraternals.

A college study. Cool.

No way. I hate those zoos.

I'm not going
to be a Guinea pig.

Well, these particular
Guinea pigs get money

and time off from school,

but I respect your feelings.

Well, no,no. Now wait a minute.

This could be interesting.
I've read about those studies

where they send one far away.

That's what
we're talking about, right?

Brenda in Siberia.

Oh, well, anything
for science, right?

These are gorgeous.

Muy bonitas.

I want some.

Oh!

Oh, they are stunning.
Yes, lots of moisture.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, these could be...

- Plants do better in clay.
- Yeah.

I don't know
anything about cactus.

Look.

What? Oh, God.

Lots of locos around here.
Come on.

Wait!

Cindy?

Glen.

Oh, my God!

How are you?

- Ow.
- God, I'm sorry.

I see you still have your feet
planted on the ground.

You're still hiding
behind camera lenses.

I'm sorry. My assistant,
Anna Rodriguez.

Glen Evans, an old friend.

Very old.

How long has it been?

20 years?

Graduation, right?

- Oh, yes.
- You wore black?

It's been too long.

I didn't realize who you were

when I just took your picture.

Oh.

So, what are you doing here?

My friend owns this nursery.

He needed some catalog photos,
and I had spare time.

No, I mean in L.A.

This is home now.

I got burnt out on traveling.

I needed to put my tripod
and ego on shaky ground.

I clipped
your National Geographic photos.

I always figured you
for a National G lifer.

I framed your Pulitzer Prize
winner. It was breathtaking.

You, too. You look wonderful.

Yeah, right.
All my soiled splendor.

- How about Jim?
- Same old Jim.

He's fine. We're fine.

We've got two kids.

Twins, right?

I read about it
in the alumni magazine.

- And you? No wedding ring?
- Me? Still crazy

and living with my lenses
after all these years.

Well, you and your lenses
have to come to dinner.

Come on, I'll get you
a good deal on that.

Okay. Dinner and dessert.

The other guys barely got
the exposed film out on time.

Tiananmen Square sounds intense.
Where else have you shot?

I don't want to bore you
with anymore of this.

We never hear stories like this.

Nothing compares to the riot

your dad and I caused
when we worked together.

When was that?

Come on, when I wrote
for that college literary rag.

That's how your parents met.

I was going out with your mom.

You and Mom dated?

Only a few times.

On our one-month anniversary,
she came to see me.

Stupid Cupid me,
I introduced her to your dad.

Worst mistake of my life.

They met through you?
How romantic.

Dad, I didn't know
you worked on a magazine.

No, it was just amateur hour.

Oh, nonsense, come on.

Your old man
had a lot of potential.

Who'd have thought you'd end up
crunching numbers?

Right. I'd like to join you
in this stroll down memory lane,

but I'm on a killer deadline.

Let me tell you, Glen,

audited people
do know how to riot.

- Good night.
- I've enjoyed comparing lives.

- Don't work too hard, honey.
- Good night, kids.

Wow, how'd it get to be so late?

Brandon and I turn
into twin Guinea pigs

first thing in the morning.

They're gonna shock us
into pretending

Brenda's as good as I am.

But we all know
I'm really better.

Sometimes they're just like
an old married couple.

Twins.

Double the pleasure.
Photographer's dream.

I'd like to shoot you two.

Yin meets yang.

Wow.

Give me a call.
We'll set something up.

- Great. Good night, Glen.
- Good night.

- Good night, Mom.
- Good night.

You have made Brenda's year.

They're a great set of kids.

Yeah.

Glen's a guy whose life I'd want
when I'm older.

Yeah, he's super,

except I think
he's got the hots for Mom.

For Mom?

Shh!

Dream on.

That was very lovely.

Oh, I was so embarrassed.

I haven't thought
about that in years.

More coffee?

No. Thanks.

I read about you and that model.

Oh, that lasted a second.

Actually, I just ended
a long-term relationship

with a foreign correspondent
in El Salvador.

She lost a lot.

I'm going to show you my L.A.

You will fall in love with it.

Where's this testing center
anyway?

When we hear
the torture screams,

we'll know we've arrived.

Hmm, I could get used to this.

Yeah, this is seriously cool.

This will be us
in a couple years, Bren.

Do you think
we'll go to the same place?

Our lives could get set here.

Mom and Dad met at college.

Don't you ever wonder
how do people stay together

all that time?

When you find the right person,

like Mom and Dad did,
it just happens.

But don't you ever think
how Mom and Dad

found each other?
They're so far apart.

They're so different,
they're the same.

They didn't seem so similar

at 3:00 this morning
when Mom was alone with Glen.

You know, she never stays up--

I thought
we buried this one already.

Come on, maybe
the research center's over here.

Uh, trust me, Brandon.
We have arrived.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh!

- You're next.
- You wish.

You got to see L.A.
in a convertible,

otherwise you'll miss it.

I love it. I had no idea.

Great colors.

Everything
is so vibrant and alive.

Here we are.

It's like a different world.

This is...

Wonderful. This is so...

Not Minnesota.

The good news about it being
so transient here

is that things and people
don't get stuck.

You got to scratch
the surface here.

There're plenty of folks
doing cutting-edge work.

It is a different world.

So how's married life?

Great. 17 years.

That's a marathon.

You make it sound
like an endurance test.

This one is less natural.

It's almost manipulated.

Oh, well, don't hold back now.

No, seriously...

I have always liked the way

you tell me what you think.

So...

Tell me what you're thinking.

That you and Jim
are like night and day.

I never knew him that well,

but he seems harder
to read than ever.

You know what they say
about opposites.

We attract.

g]
We're like teenage mutant twins.

Hi. I'm Harriet Strathmore.

And welcome to Noah's Ark's
den of scientific sin.

We'll start with some ESP games.

Okay, Brandon, concentrate.

What playing card
is your sister looking at?

Uh...

Eight.

It's got to be.
That's my lucky number.

Ten of hearts, ha.

Queen of spades.

How'd you do that?

He cheated.

The cards have got to be marked.

So, anyway,
we were separated at birth.

- When I was 5, I'd the worst...
- Stomach ache.

I was about
to have appendicitis.

Yeah, well, last Friday,

I knew my sister would be upset.

That's because you knew
I had an English quiz.

Shh.

Now, try not to get
too competitive

with these IQ tests.

No one ever aces these.

Do you remember
the first time I met you?

You offered me some of
your Swedish ivy to transplant.

Yes.

Well, we've come a long way

since the University
of Minnesota.

Do you ever play "What if?"

Like what if you hadn't met Jim?

Would you really have liked me?

You bet.

You know, I was pretty conceited
back then.

You were the only one
who wasn't impressed.

But I was.

I just tried hard
not to show it.

Oh, I can't believe
how late it is.

I've got to be going.

Must be nice
having people waiting.

Yeah, it's nice.

I will only let you escape

if you come
to my opening tomorrow.

Sure!

We'd love to.

Oh, it was absolutely
extraordinary!

And Glen's backlighting!

Oh, he just has
the most sensitive touch.

Jim, are you listening?

Hmm?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
I was just... Spacing out.

It's the first time
I felt at home here.

You've got to see the canals.

I don't have time.

Maybe Glen can hang out
like a perpetual teenager.

Not to many teenagers won
every creative award possible.

It's easier when you don't have
to bring home the bacon

to a family in Beverly Hills.

You sound just like my father.

Hey.

No. Honey, it's late.

So warm up those voices...

It's d-d-d-d-deejay time!

♪ Yo, West Beverly,
my name is Dave ♪

♪ I'm gonna give to you
all the songs that you crave ♪

♪ And all the babes
are gonna be my slave ♪

♪ And all from a guy
who don't even shave ♪

♪ Word ♪

That stunk.

So do you want to go
to an art party tonight?

Definitely.

My mom's a friend of the artist.

He's supposed to shoot photos

of me and Brandon tomorrow.

You could be
like a famous model.

Brenda Brinkley.
Brenda Evangelista.

So, this guy's gorgeous, right?

Yeah. I wish he'd flirt with me

rather than my mom.

I think he's trying to have
an affair with her or something.

Men. They can never settle
for just being friends.

But my mom
is acting really weird,

almost like a teenager.

Mom, what you're
wearing is great.

I don't know.
Something's a little off.

How about this one?

Well, it's cool, too,
but what's the difference?

I--I just can't decide.

You sound like me.

Are you wearing perfume?

It's not perfume.
It's just toilet water.

Bren, I was thinking,
since you're Miss Figure-lt-Out,

you ought to take over
figuring out all our chores.

- Did I miss something?
- Yeah.

According to that twin study,

Brenda's a brainiac
in quantitative analysis.

Oh, just my dream,
to be a math teacher.

Brandon is Mr. English.

The other IQ test results
are in the mail.

Along with my long-lost
anniversary present.

I don't believe
in these tests anyway.

Who needs to know this stuff?

I think it's interesting
to learn more about yourself.

Oh, I'll get it.

- Hello?
- Hi.

Guess what?

You're not coming, right?

Right. I'm stuck.

Oh, well.

What, you're not
going to impale me?

Well, work comes first, right?

We'll miss you.

Right.

Me, too.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

Well, you've seen one snapshot,
you've seen them all.

Bob, did you always aspire to be
an accountant?

Oh, sure. After
my professional baseball career

folded at the age of 12.

And you?

Poetry. Not exactly lucrative.

Let's see if we can find poetry
in these numbers.

Right.

Glen is the coolest.

I told you.

Too cool for my mom.

Cool enough
to take your picture, though.

You're right.
Mom doesn't fit in here.

Sticking out here is fitting in.

So, Bren,

what's your brilliant,

deep, quantitative
analysis here?

A woman.

A very lonely woman.

And what's your superficial word

- on the subject, Brandon?
- Well, I don't know.

She looks confused,
she looks lost.

No, you're both wrong.

It's called
Dancing with myself.

See?

You two will be up there soon.

My newest subjects.

Excuse me. Glen!

It's been so long.

Deborah!

Excuse me.

Hi.

Join me for a breath
of fresh smog?

I need a break.

Where are they going?

How does it feel
to be such a success?

I wouldn't know.

You are the most modest,
conceited man

I've ever met.

You're the one who's a success.

No, really.

You have a family, stability...

These are all images here.

Except for you.

You go home, and I stay
and I toast myself.

There are plenty
of beautiful glasses

for the great artist to clink.

Plastic ones.

You get past a certain age,
the great women get taken.

I've worked hard,
now I found myself alone.

I'm ready to settle down,

but I'm not willing
to settle, Cindy.

It's too bad Jim missed you here
in your glory.

You're the one that got away.

We could be in the mist
of a great adventure

in the Himalayas.

Freedom fantasies!

I could just see me
riding on a camel

or with a ring in my nose
and bells on my toes.

Jim would just die
seeing me like that!

op music playing]
They were gone 20 minutes from the gallery.

What would they talk about
for 20 minutes?

All those gorgeous women,
and he picked your mom.

She never listens
to music like this.

Oh, my mom always does.

Not necessarily
a recommendation.

No offense.

Listen, what are the signs of...

You know, when your parents
aren't getting along?

Divorce signs?

Let's see. My mom spiffs up,

acts goofier than usual,
irresponsible,

"Like a schoolgirl," she says.

I never thought
I'd want to know this, but...

what's it like
being a divorced kid?

It's not that bad.

Okay, the arguing and the gross,
polite silences stop.

But the fallout is... major.

Your parents get these new lives
and you're a left out leftover.

Hey, there, scholars.

Hey, Mr. Walsh.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You missed a lot
at the opening, Dad.

Mmm.

When my dad started
coming in late,

my mom said the honeymoon
was definitely over.

Jim?

Hi.

You're home early.

It's 10:30.

Is it? Oh!

It turns out,
that audit should have gone

to Bob
and a more senior partner.

I'm going to have
a rough couple of weeks.

But then maybe we can find
some time together.

Jim, you've been saying that
since we moved here.

You just don't want time with me
anymore. Just admit it.

Or maybe you give me
such a hard time,

I don't want the time.

Aren't you even going to ask
about the opening?

About my day?

I'm tired, honey.

I forgot, sex is the biggie.

My mother says that goes first.

My mom
doesn't even talk about that.

They probably
don't even have sex.

Oh, you and Brandon were
immaculately conceived, right?

Having us was enough
to scare them off forever.

- Bye!
- Bye.

What do you mean, don't worry?

Last time
Mom didn't cut Dad's grapefruit,

but today she didn't even
buy him one.

And he tossed her gardening
section before she even read it.

So, they're on each other's
nerves? So what?

This is study
is getting on my nerves!

That fits
with your personality profile,

you avoid probing
beneath the surface

and have a tendency
to gloss things over with words.

- Thank you.
- And you're more intuitive.

Open, but impressionable.

Two peas in a pod, right?

Let's play
some behavior roulette.

Tell me about
what goes on at home.

It used to be pretty cool...

For home.

But now there's super tension.

Dad's just tired.
And Mom's wired about--

You're as blind as dad!

You men think
if you don't deal with stuff,

it will just go away!

- What would you do?
- I'd stop it!

I'd try and get Mom and Dad back
like they used to be.

I'd butt out!

Let them work it out.
They'll be better off

without your scientific
meddling, and so will we.

Brandon!

Just one big happy family, huh?

Why won't you talk about this?

Just like what professor
Strathmore said,

you're scared to look at it.

You really are just like Dad.
So open.

And you're carrying on like Mom
at her most unrelenting.

Sometimes I hate
being your twin.

Ditto.

Brandon, I'm telling you,

Mom and Dad are
at this danger point.

Divorce is considered cool
out here.

Look, all Mom and Dad need
is a little time together

and a lot sex.

- You think they still do that?
- Oh, grow up, Bren.

What do you think it means
when their door's locked?

Well, the door hasn't
been locked lately.

If they do split up,
what happens?

We switch off parents?

Hey, don't worry.

We're stuck together.

Cindy, the plants...
Están tan lindas.

I'm sorry this job
is almost over.

Hi, it's Glen.

I've called four times.

Are you out making
landscaping history again?

Call me.

Life is so damn crazy sometimes.

Assuming it's true,
which I'm not,

what are we supposed to do?
Sit them down,

have a kid to parent talk?

No,you can't talk to parents
on that mature level.

Tragic but true.

I could get mom trashy lingerie
and say it's from Dad.

Dad would never get her that.

Well, see, that's it.
Maybe she wants that.

I got it. We'll rent them a limo

and say it's a belated
anniversary present,

they go out to a club,
have a good--

No, that's pure Glen.

We have to give them back
what they once had.

Rekindle the flame?

Yeah.

Sure I can't help?

Nope, nope, nope!

We've got everything
totally under control.

It smells done!

Honey,
don't hurt their feelings.

This is really
very sweet of them.

How will we going to make it
to Glen's photo session on time?

I feel weird even going,

but it'll give Mom and Dad
some time alone.

Are they talking?

They're not.

Here, put some carrots on there.

It's weird how suddenly, we...

We can't even talk
to each other.

Or be with each other.

I have a vague memory
of what sex is like.

Honey, what do you expect?

I mean, you come home
from the office

and you're so absentee.

Nothing's lonelier
than being in bed

with someone
you're alienated from.

Listen, I am in
over my head here,

I've been in over my head
since we moved here.

Then slow down.

I don't care about big houses
and keeping up.

You think I like killing myself
like this?

I know it's not as glamorous
as what Glen is doing.

Stop hiding behind
your damn work!

Look, I brought us out here
I'm not going to let you down.

Honey, the way
you're letting me down

is by being absentee
from you and me.

It takes two. You're not around
here these days, either.

I'm sorry, I got
a mountain of work to do.

Come in!

I'm just going to be here
for a minute.

- I've been calling you all day.
- I know.

Listen, we have to talk.

I got carried away last night.

This isn't me!

This isn't who I want to be!

Look, things aren't
that black and white.

I have a surprise for you.

These are you.

You spent all this time on me?

They're so beautiful!

So are you.

I'm falling in love with you.

No, Glen,
you just think you are!

This isn't happening,

I can't think!

There's no need to.

We're already having
a mental affair.

That's far more dangerous
than a physical one.

Glen, what are we going to do?

Haven't you always wondered

what it would be like
to make love to each other?

We've wanted to do this forever!

No! I just can't handle this!

I still can't believe
I bailed on work for this.

- It's for a good cause.
- Having your picture taken?

No, scoping out
Dad's competition.

Just because Mom and Dad
are fighting,

doesn't mean that--

Mom's having an affair.

I can't believe
this is really happening.

I can't imagine Mom
doing something like this.

Brandon, if Mom and Dad
can fall apart, anything can.

You're up early.

Had a lot on my mind.

Yeah.

I had trouble sleeping, too.

I'm reading
an interesting article.

Sports or business?

University of Minnesota
Literary Journal.

You remember
when you wrote that piece?

That was when we first met.

"Frost's The Road Not Taken

deals with unfulfilled dreams."

I guess I've been feeling
kind of frustrated.

I'm sorry, honey.

Don't be.

I was a lot smarter
back in those days.

Look at what I wrote.

"Hindsight and regrets
make one lose sight of...

Of what's important."

No way I was going down
without you.

Going to say something to Mom?

- Hi, Dad.
- How are you doing, big guy?

Fine.

How'd the photo session go?

Short.

A complete bust.

Mother?

Skip it.

- Something we didn't say?
- Gotta bail, Dad.

What about something to eat?
You kids always get nauseous

without something
in your stomachs.

I'm already nauseous.

Lost my appetite.
Not an easy thing to do.

I really wanted to say
something, but I just couldn't.

I know.

What would you say?

Isn't there anything we can do?

We can't fix them, Bren.

I remember
when I was a little girl,

and Dad went away
to this accounting convention.

I thought he was gone forever.

I cried and cried.

Then I wished
with my magic star wand,

and he came back.

My eyes were so puffy,
I could barely see him.

Wish I had a bag of tricks.

But I don't.

You've been spending
a lot of time with Glen.

Some.

I'm going to go now, too.

I just want you to know,

I really, really love you.

Jim.

Hi.

Hi.

I was headed for work,

but decided
this was more important business

to check out.

Enter at your own risk.

Huh.

It's good.

You were always
really, really good.

Thank you.

You've gotten just
what you wanted, haven't you?

Not everything.

You know,
I used to love writing.

I suppose I wasn't great at it.

Then Cindy and I met.

We got married, settled down.

I was great at that.

I remember.

Then she got pregnant
so quickly,

I didn't want
to take any more risks.

So I took them for you,

and you got what we both wanted.

I'm calling that
"The road not taken."

That's right.

Cindy and I are on that road.

For better or worse.

In a marriage,

if you're very lucky,

you get 99%.

But when that
one missing percent bursts in,

- it can feel like everything.
- An illusion I'm enamored of.

I hate to break up
this male bonding...

Stop feeding me
meaningless lines.

I know what you're up to, Glen.
I see what you're doing.

Slipping in,
buttering everyone up.

- I happen to like your family.
- Then respect it, damn it!

Stay away from my home
and away from my wife.

Look, this has caught me
by surprise.

Now some of this is for Cindy
to decide, isn't it?

Cindy and I are
in this together.

If you want to finally grow up,
then get your own damn family,

but don't you dare try
and take mine away from me!

Our next contestant,
who's got to be deffer

than our last,
is the lovely and talented,

that's what we pray,
that she makes it today,

the lovely and talented
Donna Martin. Kick it, Donna.

♪ Th-th-th-this is Donna
and not Madonna ♪

♪ And I wanna, wanna be
the voice of West Beverly ♪

♪ So vote for me ♪

Please?

Uh-huh, right.

Is this thing on?

Good, cause watch out, world,

here comes
the voice of your choice.

Steve Sanders.

Silver tongue,

golden hair,

spirit of young America,

voi--

Voice...

Voi--

Voice...

Why isn't he talking?

Mike fright.

- Uh...
- Don't stop.

Keep talking.

Why did Kelly Taylor
dump you again?

Say what? Get out of my face
and off this mike.

So we can savor
the scintillating sound

of dead-air again?

♪ Yo, West Beverly,
this is DJ Dave ♪

♪ I'm not Vanilla Ice
but chill out and be brave ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll rock the mike
for you over the air ♪

♪ Till you say,
Who's that freshman ♪

♪ Check him out, he's aware ♪

My God.

I've created a monster.

Ah, just the twins
I was looking for.

What's wrong?

Things are a little rough
at home.

Sorry if we embarrassed you
with your friend.

We were not
the most ideal subjects.

Maybe we're not even twins.

That'd be today's family zinger.

No,

Harriet thought you were great.

She put it, "Two of a kind."

She thinks you're a real team.

Your family
is very important to you.

Appreciate
each other's strengths.

At least we've got each other.

Yeah, it helps being a team.

Wish Mom and Dad were.

Cindy?

Hi.

It sounds more like "bye."

Still trying to improve
my image, huh?

No.

I like everything I see.

I'm glad you're here.

You were right.

We did have a mental affair.

Past tense, huh?

A very nice past tense.

I never intended it.

You just made me feel
so damn special.

Glad to be of service.

I really like you.

But I really love my husband.

I know.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

I had a visitor from
a better part of my conscience

this morning.

He made me realize

I couldn't break
into your family,

even if I wanted to.

Yeah.

I'm headed off

to an assignment in Canada.

It's real healthy here
for transplanted growth.

You and Jim will do just fine.

Glen?

Thanks.

That slimeball has the nerve
to come here?

Man, Mom having a nooner!

- What's a nooner?
- A nooner, Brenda...

well, it ain't food.

This is unreal.

Brandon, I don't want
Mom and Dad to be over.

Sleazemeister.

I just want you to know,
you're a great family.

You all really work well
together.

I am so damn glad
to see you two.

So what do you think
for my new article,

"The Truth Behind Twin Studies,"

or "How to Respect
Your Better Half"?

I'm respectful of that,
Brandon dear.

Are you okay?

- Hey, guy.
- Hey, Dad.

Hi, sweetie.

Are you okay?

It's so early.

Actually, I'm just waking up.

- Listen, Jim, I've got to...
- Just pack your bags.

You're all right
for one night, okay?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

We're going for our third try
on our anniversary.

Third time's the charm.

Listen, Jim, things happened...

Do you love me?

Oh, yeah!

That's all I need to hear.

Where are we going?

That was the most
romantic thing ever.

Even more than Romeo and Juliet

or even Pretty Woman.

I respect your feelings on that.

Oh, and I respect your respect.

Well, I respect your respect
of my respect of yours.

- I respect your respect.
- No, I respect your respect.

No, no.
But I respect your respect.