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Hey, Einstein.
You got an order up.
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Sorry, Nat.
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Here you go.
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Mr. Danzel, hi.
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I'm in your American history
class. Brandon Walsh.
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I was over there studying
for the test tomorrow.
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Good luck.
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I'm not worried about it.
History's my favorite subject.
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Fine. Would you bring
some horseradish?
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Sure, no problem.
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Want to hear
the strangest thing?
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What's that?
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That guy in the corner's one
of my teachers.
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- Danzel?
- You know him?
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Yeah, he's a regular.
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Don't let him get to you, kid.
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He doesn't bother me.
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I grade on a curve.
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10% As, 10% Fs.
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The remaining 80% get Cs.
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"C" for average.
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"C" for mediocrity.
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"C" for just getting by.
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God, who dresses him?
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They'll be another quiz
next Friday
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and every Friday.
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Thanks, Mr. Danzel.
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Thanks.
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Love the tie, yeah.
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Yes, what is it?
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Some of the Cs only
missed three questions.
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The As only missed one or two.
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That's the difference between
the pursuit of excellence
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and morass of mediocrity.
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History used to be
my favorite subject.
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Yeah, that guy gives new meaning
to the word hemorrhoid.
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What did you get, Steve?
- What do you think?
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Oh, I hate you.
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You got an "A"?
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Yeah.
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Steve is such a brain
when it comes to history
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and a total submental
in everything else.
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Bye.
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Don't forget I need the story on
the swim team by Wednesday.
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Hey, the swim teams fine,
I'm the one that's drowning.
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Strap on a life preserver
and get it to me
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before the meet
with Beverly Hills High.
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Come on, Andrea,
I got three tests next week.
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Welcome to
West Beverly High.
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It's easy for you to say,
you don't have a job.
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You think running the paper
is a picnic?
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You're just too good
to be true aren't you.
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Okay, I will give the swim team
to somebody else.
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You don't get so nasty
because you got a "C."
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Look, what are grades anyway?
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They're just some weird
arbitrary reference points
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that can't measure
what a person really knows.
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I've never gotten a "C"
before in my life...
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especially in history.
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Well, maybe we could study
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for the next quiz together.
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If you want.
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It's no big deal.
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I suppose you got an "A?"
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What are grades anyway?
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Bye.
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What I would do to go
out with Dylan McKay.
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I don't know,
everyone says he's trouble.
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Well, he can trouble me
all he wants.
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Hey, Dylan.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Brenda and I were just talking,
which do you think guys
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like best on girls,
long or short hair?
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Hmm. That's a deep question.
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Personally, I prefer blondes.
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Really?
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Really.
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Truly.
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So you're Brandon's sister, huh?
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Yeah, I'm Brandon's sister.
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Yeah. She's Brandon's sister.
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Bye, girls.
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He's so weird.
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Yeah.
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I've always had a thing
for blondes.
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Mom, you scared me.
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Honey, you're beautiful.
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Not California beautiful.
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Brenda...
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Hey, hon.
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Hey, Bren.
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Hey, Dad, I've got to do
something with my hair.
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What's wrong with your hair?
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Everything!
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Welcome home.
- Mm.
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Where's the other half?
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He's upstairs studying
with Andrea.
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Andrea?
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Sorry about that.
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So, where were we?
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Yeah...
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Cherokee Nation.
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Ah, right, okay, uh...
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Who instigated
the Indian removal act,
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and what year
was it put into service?
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Andrew Jackson, 1828.
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Wrong!
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What do you mean wrong?
- I mean wrong.
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The Georgia legislature
confiscated the Cherokee land
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- when they found the gold.
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What are you yelling at me for?
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I'm not yelling at you.
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It's irritating how you always
think you're right.
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I am right,
Jackson was president.
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He's the one who pushed
the bill through congress.
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He's the one
who's ultimately responsible.
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Oh.
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Knock, knock.
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Hey, Dad,
this is Andrea Zuckerman,
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Andrea Zuckerman, my father.
- Hi.
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Hi. So what are you studying?
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American history.
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Don't worry.
It's Brandon's best subject.
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Nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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This is impossible.
There's too much to cover.
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Look, it's not that difficult,
Brandon.
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Just memorize when
The Great Migration took place.
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Why do you say it like that?
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Say what like what?
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"It's not that difficult,
Brandon."
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You act like I have a learning
disability or something.
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were so sensitive.
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It's not me.
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You're the one who's so
condescending and business-like.
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It drives me up the wall.
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Good luck, Brandon.
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Where you going?
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This obviously
isn't working out.
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You're right. Fine.
It was a bad idea.
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I'll walk you out.
- Oh no, I can find the door.
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Us business like types are good
at things like that.
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Way to go, Romeo.
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[
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- Hey, where are you going?
- Down the tubes.
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Ah, another victim of
the Danzel curve?
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You get another "A?"
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Yeah.
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My dad's going to kill me, man.
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Tell him Danzel gets his kicks
out of ruining GPAs.
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Doesn't work with him.
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He graduated Phi Beta Kappa
Summa Cum something.
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He never lets anyone forget it.
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Maybe I could help you out,
we'll form a study group.
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For some reason,
this doesn't seem like studying.
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Ah, it's all the same
to me, Brandon.
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Nice house, man.
- Huh, this is nothing.
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You should see where we lived
before my parents got divorced.
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When was that?
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Which time?
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They've divorced
each other twice?
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Amongst other things.
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There have been other marriages
mixed in, other kids,
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other houses. You know.
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What?
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Your parents are still together?
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Yeah.
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Look, it's not your fault.
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You've got to stop
blaming yourself.
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All right. Anyway...
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What method
did the government use
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to undermine
the tribal structure?
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He's not going to ask that.
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Land allotment.
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The government
detribalized everything
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by giving every Indian
a little piece of land.
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You want to see
the Lakers/Pistons next week?
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You can get tickets?
- Yeah.
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My father gave me
season tickets for my birthday.
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I got a steak dinner
and a couple of stripped shirts.
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I get great presents
since my dad moved out.
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If I can keep my average where
it is now, I'll be a Trojan.
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My father's on the board at SC.
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With your grades, you shouldn't
have any trouble getting in.
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You're a good guy, Brandon.
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I don't say that to many people.
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In fact, I don't say that
to anybody.
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Well, you're a good guy,
too, Steve.
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Okay.
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Name the five tribes
that made up the Confederacy
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whose primary aim was universal,
perpetual peace.
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The Confederacy?
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I don't think we covered that.
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Memorize it, Brandon.
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Trust me. It's the kind
of question he likes to ask.
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Name the five tribes
that made up the Confederacy
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whose primary aim
was universal, perpetual peace.
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Amazing how we studied
for every question on the test.
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- Isn't that the point?
- You stole the test, didn't you?
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Right. I happen to be smart,
Brandon.
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I know,
but you couldn't possibly--
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Look, relax.
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It's supposed to feel good
to ace a test.
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Can you believe that quiz?
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As if he ever mentioned
which tribes belong to
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the Iroquois Confederacy.
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The Mohawks, Senecas,
Oneidas, Cayugas, and Onondagas.
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Come on, Steve,
be honest with me.
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You stole a copy of the test.
- Ah.
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You knew what I was doing.
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No, but in the hall you said--
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Was I going to do?
Make an announcement on KWBH?
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"Hi, everybody,
this is Steve Sanders.
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I confess. I stole the test."
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And you should be thanking me.
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I could get expelled
for having this.
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This is next weeks quiz.
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Actually, it's a copy
of next week's quiz.
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The original's is still
tucked away in Danzel's desk.
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How'd you get this?
- Bribery, larceny, grand theft.
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Your basic tools of the trade.
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But don't worry.
We won't get caught.
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Yeah, that's what
every criminal says.
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Come on, it's a quiz.
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This doesn't bother you
at all, does it?
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It's your decision.
I'm not going to let some fossil
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in a leisure suit ruin my GPA.
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It's just a quiz, right?
- Right.
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And just another "A"
on the Danzel curve.
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Brenda, sorry, but that's not
a hairdo, that's a hair don't.
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Stop it, Kelly.
You're making her a hairaphobic.
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No, she's right. I hate it.
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The color, the cut,
the everything.
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So change it. No law says
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you have to keep the things
you don't like.
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Brenda, my mom
goes to this great guy.
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Barely speaks English,
has a ponytail
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and this really hairy chest.
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Oh, and he does Madonna.
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Get real, Donna,
you'll never get her in there.
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Go to Troy Russo on Rodeo,
he'll do anybody.
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He's real new age.
He cuts hair intuitively.
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Well how much does he cost?
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Color and cut, $300.
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I can't afford that.
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Oh, how embarrassing.
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I'm wearing both contacts
on the same eye.
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And you thought
you had problems.
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Nat, Danzel walked in.
He's sitting in my section.
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I really don't want
to deal with him.
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Brandon, you can't keep
running away from the guy.
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00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,592
Why not?
261
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,061
Because he's a paying customer.
262
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,704
Here's your dinner, Mr. Danzel,
and your horseradish.
263
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,339
How are you this evening,
Mr. Walsh?
264
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,410
Fine, just fine.
265
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,379
You did quite well
on last Friday's quiz.
266
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,347
Really?
267
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,549
Can I have another drop?
268
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,819
Sure. No problem.
269
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:26,258
Those who find
the Danzel curve unfair
270
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,927
may be encouraged
271
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,095
by the resurrection
of Brandon Walsh.
272
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,997
Not only did he get an "A,"
273
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,732
He's the only one
of you philistines
274
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,267
who didn't miss
a single question.
275
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:39,204
- Way to go, Brandon.
- Absolutely. Kudos are in order.
276
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,020
Looks like I should be the one
asking you to help me study.
277
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,156
I aced one test. Big deal.
278
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,591
It is a big deal. You completely
loused up the curve.
279
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,060
What did you get?
280
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,294
A "C."
281
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,796
Ouch.
282
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,631
It's goodbye, Yale.
283
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,433
Hello, West Beverly Junior
College.
284
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,838
Anyway, I was thinking
285
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,040
maybe we could try studying
together again?
286
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,042
I don't know.
287
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,278
I know things got kind
of competitive last time,
288
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,246
but there's so much to cover.
289
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,748
Andrea, I...
290
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,484
I don't think it's a really
good idea right now.
291
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:26,385
I'm sorry.
292
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,204
Change your hair
or you can change your life.
293
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,272
Spending $300 to change
something
294
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,074
that's already beautiful
and healthy
295
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,776
is just insane.
296
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,245
Then every girl
at West Beverly is insane.
297
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,181
If they're spending hundreds
on haircuts, they sure are.
298
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,250
Who said anything about
a haircut, Mom?
299
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,285
I'm talking about a perm
or extensions
300
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,854
or maybe even a great weave.
301
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,790
- Don't you dare.
- Why not?
302
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,226
Honey, the people that do
those things to themselves
303
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,261
just want to look
like you already do.
304
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,264
In other words,
I have to stay boring?
305
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,465
For $300?
306
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,666
Yes, I'm sorry but you do.
307
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,503
Hey.
308
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,804
So genius, how did it go today?
309
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,339
Um, pretty good.
310
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,041
Got an "A" on my history quiz.
311
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,410
This is no ordinary "A" mother.
312
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,178
This is a monumental
achievement.
313
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,714
Bren...
- Brandon, don't be so modest.
314
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,550
Danzel is a total Nazi.
- Nice work, kiddo.
315
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,354
It's just a quiz, no big deal.
- What's no big deal?
316
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,855
Brandon got an "A"
on his history quiz.
317
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,158
That's great.
Not that I'm surprised.
318
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:39,892
Thanks.
319
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,800
I told you that "C"
was an aberration.
320
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,636
It's just taking him a little
extra time to get adjusted.
321
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,439
Brandon's always been
a terrific student.
322
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,407
And he's going to make
the honor roll
323
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,942
even if I have to take
his tests for him.
324
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,544
Oh, stop.
325
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:07,553
Hi.
326
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,190
Don't tell me.
Another Danzel special.
327
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,391
I hate that guy.
328
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,427
Does everyone hate Danzel
as much as you do?
329
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,328
It's unanimous.
330
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,932
Who else is in his class anyway?
331
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,834
I don't know.
332
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,603
Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...
- Dylan McKay?
333
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,939
No, he's too smart
to take this class.
334
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,442
Or too busy chasing blondes.
335
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,411
What are you talking about?
336
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,646
I don't understand why
every guy's dream girl
337
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,682
must have hair like Daryl Hannah
and a body like Kim Basinger?
338
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,684
Bren, i'm trying to study here.
339
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,018
Well, excuse me for living.
340
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:50,062
Don't spend it all in one place
or on one face.
341
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,296
Thanks, Nat.
342
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,899
Hey, hey, are you okay, kid?
343
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,334
Yeah. I'm fine.
344
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,370
I'll see you later.
345
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,006
Brandon, I was hoping
you'd be waiting on me tonight.
346
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,075
No, I don't work on Mondays.
347
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,811
That's good.
Gives you more time to study.
348
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,846
Yeah, well, I got to go.
349
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,482
You don't know how it makes
me feel when one of my students
350
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,351
turns his studies around.
351
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,020
You obviously worked
very hard to improve.
352
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,589
Mr. Danzel,
can I be honest with you?
353
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,590
Yes.
354
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,293
When I was making Cs
in your class,
355
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,028
you didn't have
the time of day for me.
356
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,297
Now that I'm making As
you're friendly and interested.
357
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,999
Why is that?
358
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,367
I didn't know you
when you were making Cs.
359
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,969
Exactly.
You never made the effort.
360
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,471
I have five classes--
361
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,506
And no one's learning
in any of them.
362
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,508
Anyone can memorize
a bunch of facts,
363
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,177
but that doesn't mean
their learning anything.
364
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,046
Memorization lays the foundation
for a college education
365
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,248
where the ideas
can be more fully examined.
366
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,517
By who? A bunch of students
367
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,152
who've never been
challenged to think,
368
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,754
who've been told they're average
369
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,856
because some unfair curve
screws them around?
370
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,258
Listen to me, young man--
- No, I can't stand here
371
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,093
and listen to you pat yourself
on the back.
372
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,329
The way you teach
and give grades is unfair.
373
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,031
It alienates everybody
and make them...
374
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:00,999
It just doesn't work!
375
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,195
Is there a problem Mr. Walsh?
376
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,999
No. No.
377
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,167
No problem.
378
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,976
Come on, Andrea,
will you let me explain?
379
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,812
You don't have to. Who needs
a study partner when they cheat?
380
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,848
Shh. Lower your voice.
381
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,750
Better yet, how about
we don't say anything at all?
382
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,022
It's not like I do it
all the time.
383
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,190
That's why you didn't miss one
question on last week's quiz.
384
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,493
Hey, I'm not going to let Danzel
screw up my GPA.
385
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,396
You'll let him sing your praises
and give you a standing ovation.
386
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,498
That's not fair.
- I don't want to talk to you.
387
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,466
As far as I'm concerned,
you're a total hypocrite
388
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,868
and you're lucky
I didn't turn you in.
389
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,440
You are the one person
around here...
390
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,311
Excuse me.
391
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,015
So Joshua, how's that story
on the swim team coming?
392
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,057
Congratulations.
393
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,858
- For what?
- I heard you aced Danzel's quiz.
394
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,227
Was it on the nightly news
or something?
395
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,530
No, Ripley's Believe It or Not!
396
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,298
I wouldn't mind believing
the same thing about you,
397
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,833
little Miss Ripley.
398
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,835
Hey, I don't have
Danzel's class.
399
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,571
Thank God.
- Well, I think it's great.
400
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,341
We hear you, dear.
- I can't be proud of my son?
401
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,576
It's terrific the way he's
working so hard doing so well.
402
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,078
Could we possibly
talk about something
403
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,213
other than grades
and working hard? Huh?
404
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,748
I think this is great.
405
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,683
We never discuss
anything in my house.
406
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:32,851
Count your blessings.
407
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,788
I'm not saying anything's
fundamentally wrong with him,
408
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:38,590
but for a kid
who's finally getting As,
409
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,292
he doesn't seem
proud of himself.
410
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,561
That's okay,
you're proud enough for him.
411
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,963
As if you're a passive observer
in all this.
412
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,367
Obviously, I like it when
the kids make the honor roll,
413
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,570
but grades aren't everything.
- Who said they were?
414
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:54,306
All I'm saying is that with
this particular history class,
415
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,008
Brandon doesn't need us to put
any additional pressure on him.
416
00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,211
Point noted and taken.
417
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,517
Brenda, I told you mixing
the two colors together,
418
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,419
is what brings out
the highlights.
419
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,588
My mother's going to kill me.
420
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,424
Why? She's the one who needs
something done with her hair.
421
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,726
Brenda, she does.
422
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,696
Now, it is good that
we got the ash tint.
423
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,698
Because that keeps out
the red highlights.
424
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:23,301
Or puts them in. Doesn't matter.
425
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,003
What do you mean
it doesn't matter?
426
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,906
Brenda, relax, okay?
Meditate or something.
427
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,674
I told you,
I know what I'm doing.
428
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,146
This process takes all night,
but when you wake up
429
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,681
in the morning,
you'll be a brand-new woman.
430
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,283
A brand-new woman.
431
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,991
Oh, my god.
432
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,826
Oh, my god.
433
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:48,894
Oh, my god!
434
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,765
Oh, my god.
435
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,536
What happened?
436
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,905
I colored my hair.
437
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,540
What am I going to do?
438
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,441
Move.
439
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,445
Move to some other city
where nobody knows you.
440
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,246
You can start all over again.
441
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,016
I'll go with you, dye
my hair and join the circus.
442
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,784
I thought it looked weird
last night,
443
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,619
but Kelly swore
it'd tone down by morning.
444
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,588
Hey, hey, come on.
It's not that bad.
445
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:22,494
Just pretend it's cool
or punk or... something.
446
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,695
It is something.
447
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,197
It's hideous and I hate it.
448
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,765
Then why'd you dye it?
449
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,501
Because I thought
it'd make things different.
450
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:31,903
It has, Brenda.
451
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,307
Believe me.
- No, it hasn't.
452
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,843
I'm still the exact same person
inside only now I look worse.
453
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,718
Morning.
- Morning.
454
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,254
Wow, you got enough books there
to start a library.
455
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,223
How's the studying going?
- Chill, Dad.
456
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,591
I'm supposed to chill.
457
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:53,925
I second that.
458
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:02,100
Brenda.
459
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:05,937
Kind of cool, huh, guys?
460
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,940
Give it time. It'll grow on you.
461
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:14,946
It'll grow.
462
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,582
Did you see
how she looked at me?
463
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,218
Okay, okay, maybe she was
a little shocked at first,
464
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,987
but Dad calmed her down.
465
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:24,956
To tell you the truth,
it's really not that bad.
466
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:26,858
Should I wear the hat?
467
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:28,627
I would.
468
00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:30,996
Bye.
- Bye.
469
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:41,540
Brandon.
470
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,708
Earth to Walsh.
471
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,110
What is wrong with you?
472
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,546
Jacob Danzel, American history.
473
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,714
Ah, yes. Had him last year.
474
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:52,117
You did?
- Some wardrobe.
475
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,453
Some teacher. He just cares
about his holy curve.
476
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,523
Well, he's retiring this year.
- He is?
477
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,025
He wants
to keep it quiet.
478
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,826
Doesn't want everyone
making a big deal.
479
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,696
If Danzel announces
his retirement,
480
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,965
it wouldn't be a big deal.
It'd be a national holiday.
481
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,602
I learned a lot
from him.
482
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,437
I'm learning how to cheat.
483
00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:14,239
Watch out, man.
484
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:16,374
You're flirting with bad karma.
485
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:17,742
Hey, what kind of marks
did you get?
486
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,111
Does it matter?
- Yeah.
487
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:21,012
Be careful.
488
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,597
Brenda, we've been looking
all over for you.
489
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:40,398
Cute hat.
490
00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:42,367
I was in a hat mood.
491
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,536
Show us your hair, silly.
492
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,241
Brenda, uh...
493
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,343
It's--
494
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,143
It's, uh...
495
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,948
Brenda, I love it. It's great.
I really do.
496
00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:58,950
You don't think it's...?
497
00:26:59,050 --> 00:26:59,884
No. It's...
- No.
498
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,054
Uh, see you.
499
00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:03,922
Bye.
500
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:15,934
Hey, Brandon.
501
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:20,205
I saw you dodging me earlier.
What's going on?
502
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,774
I feel kind of weird
about this whole Danzel thing.
503
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:25,844
Will you lighten up, Brandon?
- Don't you feel guilty?
504
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,313
Guilty as charged.
- What's this?
505
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:30,181
Christmas and summer
rolled into one.
506
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,117
Steve,
I don't want to touch this.
507
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,685
Are you crazy?
Look at the questions.
508
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,320
You could study for two weeks
509
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,554
and not come up
with half this stuff.
510
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,922
I got to go.
- Hey.
511
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,525
You cheated on the last quiz.
512
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,594
That was a quiz,
this is the midterm.
513
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:45,397
It's your future.
514
00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:56,708
Hey, Andrea.
515
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,311
Come on, I got to talk to you.
- There's nothing to talk about.
516
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,813
God, you're so judgmental.
517
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,815
You're damn right I am.
518
00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:06,217
I got a "C" because you cheated,
I didn't deserve that.
519
00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:08,319
Talk to Danzel--
- I'm talking to you
520
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,654
because it's your fault!
521
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,193
In 1850,
522
00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:18,263
there were around 120,000
Indians in California.
523
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:23,568
How many were still alive
by 1880, Mr. Walsh?
524
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,371
- Uh, only 20,000.
- That's correct.
525
00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:27,906
Tell me, Mr. Walsh.
526
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,575
What contributed
to this rapid decline?
527
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,844
The white man killed them off.
528
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:35,380
Well, everybody knows that,
Mr. Walsh.
529
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:37,982
I'm asking what was
the principle cause.
530
00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:44,055
Come on, Mr. Walsh.
531
00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:46,725
Surely you got deeper
in order to understand
532
00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:49,627
the broader historical context
of this question.
533
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,300
You don't think
it's important to know
534
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,168
that the white man confiscated
the Indians' land,
535
00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,270
took their homes,
536
00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:03,174
caused them to seek refuge
in remote barren locals
537
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,577
where health
couldn't possibly be sustained?
538
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,879
Sure, it's important
to know that.
539
00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:10,582
Then why don't you? Tell us
what happened to the others.
540
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:11,850
The other Indians?
541
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:15,553
No. No, the other space aliens.
542
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,458
Yes, the Indians.
543
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:24,362
That's what we've been studying,
remember? Yes.
544
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,266
The others were imprisoned on
the so called reservations
545
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:31,302
where they were forced to live
by the white man's rules.
546
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,271
Thank you,
Miss Zuckerman.
547
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,106
Mr. Walsh told me
the other day that he resented
548
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,108
the memorization required
in this class,
549
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,043
that he wanted
to be challenged to think.
550
00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,947
Mr. Walsh,
I've just challenged you.
551
00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,082
Where did it get us?
552
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:48,119
Is it my fault you
only memorized the facts
553
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,321
and didn't take the time
to think?
554
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,926
Midterm on Monday, class.
555
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,862
I suggest you start studying...
and thinking.
556
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,444
You can take your hat off
in the house.
557
00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:17,382
Is that supposed
to make me feel bad or good?
558
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,751
I begged you not to touch
your hair, didn't I?
559
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,519
You just don't understand.
560
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,488
Yes, I do. Honey, honey.
561
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,357
Don't you think I know
what you're going through?
562
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,230
The summer I turned 17,
all I heard on the radio
563
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,699
was how they wished we could
all be California girls.
564
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,237
So you know
what Paula and I did?
565
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,173
We ironed our hair right on
the ironing board.
566
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,210
Paula's hair caught fire.
567
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,278
She singed off her split ends
568
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:49,547
and poured an entire bottle
of peroxide over her head.
569
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:54,185
Is the moral of this story
that it will grow back?
570
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:59,157
Oh, Brenda.
571
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,992
Don't you know
how beautiful you are?
572
00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,404
- Brandon.
- Steve.
573
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:15,607
Man, I can't believe
how that jerk Danzel
574
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,209
treated you in class today.
Everybody was talking about it.
575
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,811
Yeah, it was real special.
576
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,881
Who do you think he is?
If he treated me like that...
577
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:23,915
Steve, what are you doing here?
578
00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,218
Uh, I don't know.
579
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,055
The way you were talking
in the hall,
580
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,724
I got worried you'd bust me.
581
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,392
Come on, Steve.
I wouldn't do that.
582
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,228
I know we're friends.
It's just...
583
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,998
I want you in on this with me.
584
00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:42,433
It's just not right.
585
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,936
Compared to what?
Failing the class, Brandon?
586
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:48,873
Everybody cheats.
Everybody bends the rules.
587
00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:51,042
You either take advantage of it
or get left behind.
588
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:53,278
Brandon, excuse me.
589
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,613
I'm curious.
Do you still work here?
590
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:56,447
Yeah.
591
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,383
Steve, I got to jam.
592
00:31:58,483 --> 00:31:59,817
Brandon.
593
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:03,154
What's your father going to say
if you come home with a "C"?
594
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:07,292
Or an "F"?
595
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,894
Someday when you're sitting
behind a big desk,
596
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,362
in a big office with a big view,
597
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,400
you'll thank me for this.
598
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:35,954
See you, Nat.
599
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,522
See you, kid.
600
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,256
Hey, Brandon.
601
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,459
You're doing a real nice job,
you know?
602
00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:43,294
Thanks, Nat.
603
00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,493
Had a flat tire, huh?
604
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,262
How very observant of you.
605
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,165
Wish the auto club
was as attentive.
606
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,735
Someone let the air out?
607
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,336
You've been inside all evening.
608
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,174
You don't know
how to fix a flat, huh?
609
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:33,344
Some things I'd rather
pay someone to do.
610
00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:35,313
If you can find someone.
611
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:38,383
And you know how to do it.
612
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,355
So, I heard
you're retiring this year.
613
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,558
There comes a time
when one must move on.
614
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:50,595
I know
you don't consider me to be
615
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,296
a particularly
affective teacher,
616
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,999
but are those who feel
I do a good job.
617
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,934
Well, I didn't mean--
618
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,137
Don't-- don't insult
my intelligence, Mr. Walsh.
619
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,606
I know the kids don't like me.
620
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,942
I hear the comments,
the constant complaining,
621
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,479
the jokes about my clothes.
I am not deaf... yet.
622
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,016
Those same students,
623
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,284
they may not like me,
624
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,387
but they will remember my class,
625
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,322
and they will remember
what they learned.
626
00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:21,526
The truth is...
627
00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:25,129
I'm not terribly impressed
628
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,364
with a lot of my clothes myself.
629
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,803
My wife picked them
all out for me.
630
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,171
She was ill.
631
00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:37,208
She knew I didn't have
the patience to shop for myself.
632
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,711
She was bound and determined
633
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,848
that I would have enough clothes
to wear after...
634
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,328
They're the one thing I've got
to help me remember.
635
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,436
Good grief. I...
636
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,541
Well, much as
I hate to admit it,
637
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,979
I probably could change a tire
if I had to.
638
00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:15,847
Well...
639
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,851
They'll be a quiz on Monday.
640
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,227
You dropped this.
641
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:32,497
Oh, did i?
642
00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:33,397
Thanks.
643
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:34,966
How much do I owe you?
644
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,103
Uh, it's no problem, really.
645
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,506
I'll see you in class Monday.
646
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,541
Good luck with the midterm.
647
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:44,609
Thanks.
648
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:33,591
What are you doing?
649
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,760
You've never cheated
on anything, have you?
650
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,594
I'm trying to study.
651
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:43,534
No. I've never cheated
on anything.
652
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,336
You've wanted to, haven't you?
- I don't see what--
653
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:46,304
Haven't you?
654
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,873
Of course I have. Who hasn't?
655
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,376
The point is I didn't
and you did.
656
00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:53,978
You'll never gonna let me
forget it, are you?
657
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,147
Cheating's wrong.
What do you want me to say?
658
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:59,317
Nothing. Sometimes you act
like you have a personal stake
659
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,552
in everything I do,
like we're a couple.
660
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,888
Yeah, right.
- You see everything
661
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:05,923
only as black and white,
right or wrong
662
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,260
but what I did in Danzel's class
was not a black and white issue.
663
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,929
It was a gray area.
- Oh by calling it gray area,
664
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:13,664
does that make you feel
less guilty?
665
00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:15,800
No, you probably
don't believe it,
666
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,302
but I feel
plenty guilty already.
667
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,104
What I was hoping for from you
was maybe
668
00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:22,173
a little understanding,
maybe a little support.
669
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,509
Thanks, Andrea.
670
00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:28,045
Thanks for nothing.
671
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,716
- Brandon.
- I got to study.
672
00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:32,717
Brand--
673
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,930
Brenda, you don't need the hat.
674
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,698
You're right. Do we have
any paper bags?
675
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,435
Mom, this isn't funny.
676
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,771
Honey,
I didn't say it was funny.
677
00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:55,606
I thought
you were making a joke.
678
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:58,209
Trust me, Mom.
My hair is no joking matter.
679
00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:00,978
You've got to be able
to laugh at yourself sometimes.
680
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:03,748
Otherwise, you just make
yourself miserable.
681
00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:04,682
Have a nice jog.
682
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:05,516
Thanks.
683
00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:36,113
Hi.
- Hi.
684
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,982
I thought that was you.
685
00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:40,251
Didn't your hair used to be
a little different?
686
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,986
Yes. No.
687
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,889
Well, maybe just a little bit.
688
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,291
I hate this color
if that's what you call it.
689
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:49,660
- It's not that bad.
- If one more person says that...
690
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,262
It's not that bad.
691
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,864
Don't all you guys out here
have a thing for blondes?
692
00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:56,801
That's what you told Kelly.
693
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:01,405
Blondes, brunettes, redheads,
girls in tank tops,
694
00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:05,776
but if you really
hate that color,
695
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:08,813
I have a friend who does hair
and he owes me a favor.
696
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,550
Oh, I don't really hate
the color,
697
00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,685
but maybe we should see him
698
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:17,088
for a second opinion
or something, don't you think?
699
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:17,755
No problem.
700
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:22,593
I like your butt.
701
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:25,730
I mean your bike.
702
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:29,433
Oh, well, thank you. Hop on.
703
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,169
My bike, that is.
704
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,788
Have you been at the library
all this time?
705
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,657
Mostly, yeah. Working,
thinking, you know.
706
00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:56,927
At very least you'll get an "A"
for effort.
707
00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,263
I expect to get an "A" the test.
708
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,631
That's what I like to hear.
709
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,166
If you don't, it'll be okay.
710
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:03,768
Will it?
711
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:05,936
Of course it will.
712
00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,038
That's what you guys say,
not what you really think.
713
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,441
If I get a "C" from Danzel,
714
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,610
or end up at outer
Swobobia state,
715
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:15,079
you'd be disappointed in me,
you'll be angry with me right?
716
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,816
Come on, Dad. Tell the truth.
717
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,752
The truth?
- Yeah, tell me what you want.
718
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,722
What I want
in regards to your life,
719
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:26,357
to your future,
720
00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:27,958
is to see you smile again.
721
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,639
Wow. Look at you.
722
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,976
Yeah. Back to basics.
723
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:49,647
At least we don't have to join
the circus anymore.
724
00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:50,781
It looks different than before.
725
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,051
Dylan says it's incandescent.
726
00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:56,020
My friend Dylan?
727
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,188
My friend Dylan.
728
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:19,443
Hey there.
729
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:20,945
Hi.
730
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,447
- Andrea.
- Brandon.
731
00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:27,551
Look, um,
I'm not in the best mood.
732
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,220
I was up all night studying.
733
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,688
I was, too.
734
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,423
What, making cheat notes?
735
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:36,026
It crossed my mind...
736
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,429
but if I cheated,
I might screw up the curve
737
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,431
for this friend of mine
738
00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:43,868
who I care about and respect
more than she knows.
739
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,839
Even if she can be a real pain.
740
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,911
I, uh, I have a friend
who's one of those.
741
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:57,381
Well, maybe
we should introduce them.
742
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:58,782
They'd probably get along
just great.
743
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,518
I doubt it.
744
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,903
So are you prepared?
745
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:22,540
Yeah, I am.
I tore up my copy of the test.
746
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,909
That's smart. Burn the evidence
it's safer that way.
747
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:28,479
Steve, I couldn't bring
myself to look at it.
748
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:29,947
Man, you are hopeless.
749
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,048
What if you flunk test?
750
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,016
I won't.
751
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,213
Now before we start the test,
752
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,817
I'd like you to listen to
my instructions very carefully.
753
00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:09,453
Turn the test over,
754
00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:11,422
look at it very closely.
755
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:17,995
Now tear it up.
756
00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:23,567
That's right.
You heard me. Tear it up.
757
00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:29,106
Go on.
758
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:30,274
Tear it up.
759
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:38,282
That's right.
Very good. Very good. Now...
760
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,151
As far as your midterm goes,
761
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:43,120
instead of the test
which you've just destroyed,
762
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:46,991
I'd like to know what you think.
763
00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:50,494
Your midterm consists
of one essay question.
764
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:57,101
Using examples from history
to contrast with your answer,
765
00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:00,337
what do you think our government
should've done
766
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:01,538
in the 19th century
767
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:03,941
to save the American Indian?
768
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:29,600
It was a hard question...
769
00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:32,870
but a good hard question.
770
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,938
I guess that depends on
what you studied for.
771
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:38,842
I've been giving
that same midterm for 15 years.
772
00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:43,814
Some students may have gotten
hold of a copy by now.
773
00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:45,549
You think?
774
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,019
Yeah, but, uh...
775
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:52,990
Some students
who may have had a copy of it
776
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,793
might have chosen
not to study from it...
777
00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:58,962
after they thought about it.
778
00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,464
That's what I was thinking.
779
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:06,837
It's too bad
you're retiring this year.
780
00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:09,273
Ah, the semester isn't over yet.
781
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,842
If you think the American Indian
was difficult,
782
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:13,377
wait till we get
to the Civil War.
783
00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:18,148
Nice suit, by the way.
784
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,185
It is quite hideous, isn't it?
785
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:22,986
Yeah.
786
00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:25,723
But you wear it well.
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