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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 Would you ever do porn? 2 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,980 What the fuck kind of question is that? 3 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,240 Come on, bro, I'm serious. Like, without your face in it. 4 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,900 Just your dick. 5 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:29,620 Yeah, I'd do it. 6 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,500 If I got paid a lot, you know. 7 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:34,200 I'm pretty sure gay porn pays the most. 8 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,200 What are you, an avid viewer or what? 9 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:40,780 No. Yeah? Shut up, dude. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Dude, I swear. What? If I were to 10 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:41,780 porn? Honestly. 11 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,560 You know what? I'd do straight porn. 12 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:45,380 Christian porn. 13 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,940 Okay. Can I do it for him? 14 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,540 Two beers. 15 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:51,739 Yeah, two. 16 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:52,740 That's the perfect amount. 17 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:53,980 Enough for a buzz. Yeah. 18 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,480 Perfect amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:02,720 Well... I 20 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:10,060 heard 21 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:14,040 on a podcast that you put fish oil in your coffee. 22 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,380 It can prevent you from catching albinism. 23 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,340 Pretty crazy. 24 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,760 Albinism? 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,720 Like, uh, like albino people. 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,580 Yeah. Albino? You can't catch albino. 27 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:29,980 No, bullshit. 28 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,180 Yeah. 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:38,460 Like, if that was true, it wouldn't matter much to me because I'm 30 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,480 I think you can tell. 31 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:42,080 I beg to differ. 32 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,540 So, how are you and Ashley? 34 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,900 It just, it didn't work out. 35 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,300 Well, what happened? Are you good? 36 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,400 Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, I don't know how she's doing. 37 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:03,280 Well, I mean, come on, like, two eligible bachelors, like, yeah, you 38 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,300 we're, yeah. 39 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:10,919 Watch out, ladies, you know? Like, Adrian, I wanted to tell you. 40 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,560 Breaks over. Yeah. 41 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,140 What were you going to say? 42 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,500 Nothing. Don't worry about it. 43 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,420 Hey, come on. We got a map. 44 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,080 So, what is it you wanted to talk about earlier? 45 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,680 Nothing. Yeah? Yeah, nothing. 46 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,120 Yeah? Yeah. 47 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,300 You know, today's kind of a special day. 48 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:51,900 Yeah, what's that? 49 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,640 There's nothing you can think of that would make today special. 50 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Nothing. 51 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,720 I just think it's normal Tuesday, man. Seriously? 52 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,920 You don't... You don't remember? 53 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:12,220 Just... Just... 20 years since we became friends. 54 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,520 Fuck. 55 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,520 It's a fucking anniversary, man. 56 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,400 You said we would do something big this year. 57 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,640 Yeah. 58 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,600 Fuck, damn it. Yeah, or no, it's an anniversary. 59 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,700 No, I'm sorry, man. I didn't even think about it. You know, it... 60 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:30,780 What are you looking at? 61 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,100 What the hell is that? 62 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,480 I think... 63 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:43,670 I think it's a bomb. 64 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,370 Fuck this! 65 00:03:58,650 --> 00:03:59,650 Okay, 66 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:04,370 so the fire doors are locked and I'm not entirely sure why. 67 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:13,780 No service, man! 68 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,680 No service! 69 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,380 Well, maybe we can, like, try to defuse it, you know what I mean? 70 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,440 We're not a fucking bomb squad! 71 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,980 We're gonna kill ourselves! No, no, no, no, but there's, like, one, there's 72 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,700 three cores, and so, like, we have a one in three chance to cut it, and, like, 73 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:32,820 you know, we'll be good. 74 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,100 What's our good odds? 75 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,040 Okay, so we just need to make a decision and, like, stick with it. 76 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:42,420 That one. 77 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,440 Are you hurt? 78 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,600 Yeah. 79 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:58,120 On three? 80 00:04:58,420 --> 00:04:59,420 Yeah. 81 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,500 One. 82 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,700 Two. 83 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,020 Alexi and I broke up because I don't even like girls, I'm always like boys, 84 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,020 always like you! 85 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,080 Wait, really? 86 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,080 I just said that because I thought we were going to die. 87 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,220 Because I feel the same way. 5626

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