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Mmm.
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Babe, you did your thing
with this pot roast.
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- Yeah, Mom.
- Aw. Thank you,
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but as usual, I made too much.
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Well, Miss Tina, if you don't mind,
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I'd be happy to take
the rest of this to the shelter.
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- That is so sweet.
- Yeah.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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And, uh, which shelter
are you taking it to?
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The Cresthaven men's shelter.
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- Oh.
- That's his apartment, Tina.
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Uh... mm-mm.
Malcolm, you know the rules.
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No phones at the dinner table.
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I'm sorry, Mama. I'm just,
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I'm waiting on a work email.
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- Oh.
- Yep, that's right, son. Family first.
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Hell yeah!
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"Hell yeah" what?
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"Hell yeah" family first.
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- That's right.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's right.
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Mama, Daddy's watching
the basketball game.
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- Wow.
- What?
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- You got to be kidding me.
- Baby...
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See, that's why Malcolm's my favorite.
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And that's why I snitched.
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Malcolm, why are you getting
work emails at 7:00 at night?
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Because the emails are coming
from Dubai tomorrow morning.
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- Who's in Dubai?
- Mercedes.
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The, um, real housewife
that I'm ghostwriting for.
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She's celebrating
her divorce in Dubai,
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so the whole cast is there.
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She's divorcing Garnett already?
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He-he was her soulmate.
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Oh, my God,
this season is gonna be so good.
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Well, apparently my book
is not going to be good.
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I'm getting all these notes
from her people
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saying that I'm not
"capturing her voice."
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Ah. Well, here's an idea.
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Watch her damn show.
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Why? I already watched, like,
a hundred viral clips.
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- Mm.
- All it is is a bunch of rich women
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who don't do anything, Ma.
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Just brunch and Pilates,
brunch and Pilates.
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No, I'm not ghostwriting
her autobiography.
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It's a romance novel.
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Malcolm, you have to watch
her show to get her essence.
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She has layers.
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All right, fine.
I will watch the show.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Amen. Amen.
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Calvin.
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Give me the damn phone.
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Oh...
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That-that's my phone.
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Cal-Calvin,
you-you got to get it back.
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I'm in the doghouse, Trey.
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Did you see where she put it?
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It's gonna be at least a week
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before I get anything out of there.
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Hey, honey.
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Uh, can't help noticing
you have a dogsled.
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Yes, I do, Dave.
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Remember that silent auction at school
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where I asked you to start
the bidding on a few things
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to get people excited?
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Well, it didn't get them so excited,
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so... here we are.
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I do remember. You know...
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...this is from the movie Snow Dogs.
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Signed by Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Can't believe it went
for the minimum bid.
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Oh, not just that. We also got
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a hot air balloon ride in Ojai,
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a full-body skin cancer check...
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Ooh, this one might actually be fun.
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A four-person box
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Box seats. I've always wanted
to know what it would feel like
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to sit in the lap of luxury.
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What-what is it? Ooh, I hope
it's a Grease sing-along.
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You could be Sandy, I could be Rizzo.
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Why wouldn't you be Danny?
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I don't know, Rizzo speaks to me.
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Okay.
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Well, it's not Grease, it is
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"Tchaikovsky Under the Stars."
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Oh.
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Well, he's good, I guess.
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We're always saying
that we want to see
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- more classical music.
- We do.
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And it's free.
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I-I mean, it was $350,
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but we already spent it,
so now it's free.
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Dave? Is that a dogsled?
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Ooh. It's not just any dogsled.
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Perhaps you remember
the movie Snow Dogs?
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Oh, yeah, the one
with the Saint Bernard.
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The... No, that's Beethoven.
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Is that the big red dog?
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That's Clifford the Big Red Dog.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Well, Gemma's school
had a silent auction.
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Got a pretty sweet haul.
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Including a box at the Hollywood Bowl.
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- Oh, now, that's cool.
- Isn't it? I mean, it's Tchaikovsky.
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Otherwise, we would have
invited you and Tina.
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"Otherwise"?
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What do you mean, "otherwise"?
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Well, it's Tchaikovsky. It's classical.
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Yeah, I know who Tchaikovsky is.
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Oh. Well, I just, I didn't think
that was your thing.
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Oh, not our thing?
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What, because Tina and I
are too uncultured
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to like classical music?
Is that it, Dave?
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No, no. No, look,
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I-I just had always thought of you
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as more of a-a jazz, soul...
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L'il Side Baby type of guy.
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Oh, okay, okay, now I get it.
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Thanks for clarifying.
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What, do you just picture me
standing over a trash can fire
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warming my hands singing doo-wop?
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♪ Doo woo... ♪
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No, come on.
Calvin, I didn't say that.
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Well, you didn't have to.
Eh, a lowbrow like me
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couldn't possibly appreciate
classical music
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the way a sophisticate like you does.
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Ha. I got it.
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Calvin, I didn't mean it like that.
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You know what? Why don't
you and Tina come with us?
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You know what? We will.
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Great. Looking forward to a night
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of Tchaikovsky.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tina, do you want to hear the crap
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that just came out of Dave's mouth?
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Is this about black spatulas
being toxic again?
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I am not replacing all my spatulas.
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No.
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Dave got tickets
to the Hollywood Bowl,
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but didn't invite us
because he assumed
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that we don't like classical music.
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How ignorant is that?
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Hey, do you want to hear
something crazy?
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Calvin wants to go
to that concert with us.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know,
you think you somebody.
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Turns out, he loves classical music.
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I hate classical music.
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Then why are we going?
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Because he assumes
that we don't want to go.
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I mean, Dave thinks
he's more cultured than us
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because he likes music with a clarinet
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and that big-ass violin.
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Cellos?
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No, babe, you know, the-the violin.
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The big one, they put it on the floor.
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With-with the pointy leg.
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You know...
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That's definitely a cello.
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Good. Good, good.
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You know what? I can't wait
to let his ass know I know that.
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Oh, well, it'll be fun
to have them along.
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Remember, we always talked about
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going to see more classical music.
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Yeah, and yet you notice
we never actually went?
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Look, truth is
I'm not into that stuff.
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You know, my mom used to
make me go, but only because
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her special friend Steve
played the French horn.
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So just give them all four tickets.
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And let Calvin think
that I'm some sort of bumpkin?
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No way. We have to go.
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We have to go, Tina.
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- Why?
- To make a point.
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Just because we don't happen
to like classical music
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doesn't mean that we aren't
classical music people.
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That's exactly what it means.
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Wow.
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- Whose side are you on?
- What?
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So you and Calvin will bring
sandwiches to the concert,
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and Dave will bring
a charcuterie board.
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Oh. Is Dave going to do
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all those weird origami things
with the cold cuts?
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He sure is. You know Dave
loves his meat flowers.
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- Tina.
- Yeah?
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Brought back your Tupperware.
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Hey, any chance
you made lasagna last night?
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Get away from me.
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I'll just put these on the table.
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Okay, so let's talk wine.
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Mm. Well, we'll be at the Bowl
for like three hours.
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How many bottles should we bring?
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For classical music? A case.
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What?
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It's not gonna be that bad.
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- Mm.
- Look, if you want to have
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a good time at something boring,
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my extensive research suggests
you should take gummies.
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Gummies, huh?
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Well, it's an idea.
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But... should we?
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- I mean, we have to.
- We can't.
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- It's fine.
- But we could.
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- We'll have wine, too.
- I don't know.
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Let's go.
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Look... look, I'm telling you,
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it's gotten me through a lot of things
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that I didn't want to go to.
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Oh. Gemma, we are doing it.
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We're so bad.
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Trey, do you know any dealers?
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Dealers? This is California.
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There's five weed shops on Marengo.
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Hey, look. Tell them Trey sent you,
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you'll get ten dollars off.
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Which one?
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Any one of them.
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Oh, good news.
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The tickets came with a parking pass.
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Uh, just so you know, it is stacked.
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- So?
- I'm just saying, if you want
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to leave the concert early,
you won't be able to.
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Are you saying that you want
to leave early, Dave?
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No, no, no.
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No, not me. Don't be silly.
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I can't get enough Tchaikovsky.
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Oh. Me, either.
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Did you know that he died of cholera
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nine days after the premiere
of his Sixth Symphony?
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- Oh, yeah, no. I-I knew that.
- Yeah, it was, uh, 18, uh, 93.
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Nine, nine, nine, nine... 93.
Yeah, that's the year he died.
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- Yeah, I'm-a pop my gummy now.
- Oh, God, yes.
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Be cool, be cool, be cool.
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Dave's a narc.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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That nagging cough is back.
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Excuse me while I cough.
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That's better.
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- Smooth. Real smooth.
- Mm. I know.
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All right. Here it is.
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The Trophy Divas of Brentwood.
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Oh, my God, there's five seasons.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, where do you want to start?
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I don't really think
it matters, Marty.
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How about this one? Look.
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"Three Facelifts and a Funeral."
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What's that even mean?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I found it.
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Mercedes' personal brand of rosé.
256
00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:10,925
And it's the good stuff.
257
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Two bottles for nine dollars.
258
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Previously
on Trophy Divas of Brentwood...
259
00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:18,967
Don't you ever talk about
260
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,235
my husband, you bi...
261
00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:24,048
You mean the husband
I saw at the Rooster House last night?
262
00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:26,340
Stop filming! I want a producer!
263
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,409
I need a producer!
264
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,045
Oh, my God, d-did that woman
just take her wig off
265
00:11:31,145 --> 00:11:32,713
and throw it in Mercedes' soup?
266
00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:34,215
Okay, okay, I...
267
00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:36,126
I think we need to start
from the previous episode
268
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,351
so we can see
how we got to wig in soup.
269
00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:40,020
- Yeah.
- Okay.
270
00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:44,158
Calvin, please.
271
00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:45,192
What? I'm hungry.
272
00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:46,594
Well, let me take a picture
273
00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:48,462
of my charcuterie art
for my Insta first.
274
00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:49,764
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
275
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:52,767
I got to put my biscotti
assortment up there.
276
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:57,138
What's that look for, Dave?
277
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,808
You thought I'd bring a common
cookie to a philharmonic?
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00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:02,043
How gauche.
279
00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:06,614
Okay, well, for the record,
I, too, love biscotti.
280
00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:10,852
And I can't wait to hear the cello.
281
00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:14,823
Who brought the black tongs?
282
00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:17,525
Well, congratulations.
283
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,493
The platter is now contaminated.
284
00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:23,832
It's Mr. Ryan,
the teacher from our school.
285
00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:27,468
- So?
- So? I'm high as a kite.
286
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:30,571
Well, you...
you weren't just a second ago.
287
00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:32,807
Well, these things
really kick in fast.
288
00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:35,576
Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down, okay, Gemma?
289
00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,245
- Okay.
- It's just in your head.
290
00:12:37,345 --> 00:12:39,713
- I'm cool. I am cool.
- Be cool.
291
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,081
Okay.
292
00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:44,152
I'm just gonna look this way
the whole concert.
293
00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:48,189
Wow. Principal Johnson, Tina.
294
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:49,958
Small world.
295
00:12:50,058 --> 00:12:51,925
Hello, Mr. Ryan.
296
00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:55,496
So lovely to see you under the stars.
297
00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:59,868
Are you also here for the concert?
298
00:13:00,768 --> 00:13:02,937
Aren't we all?
299
00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:08,641
- You good?
- I-I sure am.
300
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,781
He knows.
301
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:26,793
I got to say,
302
00:13:26,794 --> 00:13:28,295
that episode was a'ight.
303
00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,364
- Yes, it was. Yeah.
- Yeah, but Mercedes was wrong
304
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:31,532
for getting on the ATV
305
00:13:31,665 --> 00:13:32,745
- with London's man.
- Yeah.
306
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,468
But Sienna tried to warn her.
307
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:35,812
Yeah, but she's not gonna
listen to Sienna
308
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,872
after that fight with Savannah.
309
00:13:38,006 --> 00:13:39,908
Why is every woman on this show
310
00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,675
named after a city or a car?
311
00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:45,046
All right, you know what?
312
00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:46,646
I'm glad we did that.
313
00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:48,492
I think I'm starting
to get a better sense
314
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:49,683
- of her personality.
- Yeah.
315
00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:50,951
So, Laker game?
316
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:52,285
Hell yeah.
317
00:13:52,286 --> 00:13:53,954
Let's go.
318
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,599
I wonder what's gonna happen
on Tahoe's yacht.
319
00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:09,203
It's not gonna be good.
320
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,906
Especially after Sienna said her neck
321
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:13,574
had more lines than notebook paper.
322
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,609
And you know Tahoe's got them hands.
323
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,378
- Yeah.
- Well, I mean, look.
324
00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:20,181
The Lakers are already up
by four in the second quarter.
325
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:21,814
We know how this is gonna end.
326
00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:24,385
What we don't know is what's
gonna happen on that yacht.
327
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:27,020
- Turn it back!
- Come on.
328
00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:28,722
One more episode.
329
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:31,225
- Somebody going overboard.
- Yeah, somebody dying today.
330
00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,227
- Rosé me.
- Let's go.
331
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:40,667
Mr. Ryan is going to tell everybody.
332
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,070
I'm done.
333
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,637
I'm gonna be on Dateline.
334
00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:45,415
It was a night of music
335
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,842
that turned into a nightmare
of drug-fueled mayhem
336
00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:50,911
for the pretty principal.
337
00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,780
Gemma!
338
00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:56,217
Don't nobody know your ass.
339
00:14:58,319 --> 00:15:01,255
And besides, gummies are legal.
340
00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,057
Shh!
341
00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:05,259
You shush!
342
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,597
You're killing my vibe.
343
00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:13,700
Calvin, what is wrong with our wives?
344
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,769
Whoo!
345
00:15:15,869 --> 00:15:17,605
Oh, I'm starving.
346
00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:20,808
Oh, pepperoni flower!
347
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:22,977
Oh, my God.
348
00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:24,912
Oh, oh. These cheese cubes,
349
00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,713
they-they look just like dice.
350
00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:28,816
Come on now.
351
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:31,152
Baby need a new pair of shoes.
352
00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:37,391
Did she just throw cheese at me?
353
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,560
Calvin, if I didn't know better,
354
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,196
I would say that they were high.
355
00:15:42,296 --> 00:15:43,464
Calvin?
356
00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:44,665
Calvin.
357
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,967
What, Dave? I'm in the zone here.
358
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,003
Do you have an earbud in?
359
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,604
Hey.
360
00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:51,872
Give me that.
361
00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:54,342
- Oh.
- The Lakers game?
362
00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:58,111
Dave, you put my earbud in your ear?
363
00:15:58,112 --> 00:15:59,147
That's nasty.
364
00:15:59,247 --> 00:16:00,381
Tina,
365
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,682
you got a Wet-Nap?
366
00:16:01,782 --> 00:16:03,817
"Tina, you got a Wet-Nap?"
367
00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:06,854
- Tina. You hear that?
- Huh?
368
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,522
Every time I talk,
369
00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,658
I hear somebody saying
what I'm saying,
370
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,627
and she sounds just like me.
371
00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,498
You know, Dave,
if I didn't know better,
372
00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:20,568
I would think
our wives are high as hell.
373
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,870
That is what I was trying to tell you.
374
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:24,271
This is great.
375
00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,040
They're stoned
and you're not even listening
376
00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,008
to this boring funeral music.
377
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,377
Boring?
378
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,511
So you don't like it?
379
00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:32,145
No. And neither do you.
380
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:33,790
You know, if you didn't like it,
why didn't you just tell me?
381
00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:36,617
Well, that's because you assumed
I didn't like it.
382
00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:38,186
And you don't.
383
00:16:38,286 --> 00:16:39,619
But it's not because
I couldn't like it.
384
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,021
I like sophisticated stuff.
385
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,723
I like biscotti.
386
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:44,392
Uh, you do?
387
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:46,760
No, they hard as hell.
388
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:47,928
Whatever.
389
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,130
You know what,
here's your earbud back.
390
00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,332
I'm not putting this back in my ear.
391
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,034
It's got your wax on it.
392
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:59,073
And now, thanks to you,
all I got to do is just sit here
393
00:16:59,173 --> 00:17:00,473
and listen to this.
394
00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:03,377
I'm sorry, but will you guys
please quiet down?
395
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,845
We'll do you one better, Scott.
We're gonna leave.
396
00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:07,824
- We're leaving. We are leaving.
- Oh, God, yes. Yes. - Oh, please.
397
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:10,084
We're in stacked parking!
Nobody's going anywhere.
398
00:17:10,218 --> 00:17:11,952
Cheech, Chong, sit down.
399
00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:14,855
Now Mr. Ryan definitely knows.
400
00:17:14,955 --> 00:17:17,458
- RYAN, CALVIN and DAVE: Everybody knows!
- Ah!
401
00:17:23,997 --> 00:17:25,399
I got to say,
402
00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,734
Mama was right.
403
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,936
Mercedes does have layers.
404
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:31,071
You know, in a weird way,
I admire her resilience
405
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,673
- and her honesty.
- Yeah.
406
00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:34,442
Okay, am I the only one
407
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,677
that got teary-eyed
when she sang "Hallelujah"
408
00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,412
at her Frenchie's funeral?
409
00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:41,381
No, you were not.
410
00:17:41,382 --> 00:17:42,650
Pepper went way too soon.
411
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,618
Oh, Lord.
412
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:46,052
All right.
413
00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:47,387
You know what?
414
00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,948
I think I am ready
to write for her now.
415
00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:50,691
- I can definitely hear her voice.
- Oh.
416
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:53,161
And when she's not screaming
and throwing things,
417
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:55,363
she's actually pretty interesting.
418
00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:57,598
And sent. Ha-ha.
419
00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:58,898
Sent what?
420
00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:01,435
I just sent Savannah a DM
on Instagram.
421
00:18:01,569 --> 00:18:03,403
What?
422
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:05,706
She just found out
that her husband is gay
423
00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:06,906
at a dog funeral.
424
00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:08,442
I got a shot.
425
00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:11,245
- That is true. Yeah.
- You're not wrong.
426
00:18:11,345 --> 00:18:12,680
It's-it's a long shot...
427
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,128
Calvin, you okay?
428
00:18:28,262 --> 00:18:29,763
I'm fine.
429
00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:33,066
Are you high, too?
430
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,470
No, Dave,
I'm just listening to the music.
431
00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:39,173
You actually like this?
432
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:41,209
It's actually the most beautiful thing
433
00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:42,710
I've ever heard in my life.
434
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,111
Really?
435
00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:45,412
Okay, well,
436
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,714
I guess I underestimated you.
437
00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:49,383
You know, your ignorance
is astounding.
438
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,420
- Calvin, I'm sorry. I had no...
- Shh!
439
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,834
Yeah, baby!
440
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:39,766
Can we talk about the dinner
party with the psychic?
441
00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,535
- Oh. Insane.
- That was the best.
442
00:19:41,635 --> 00:19:43,671
Oh, Madame Rosa was uncanny.
443
00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:46,039
- Yes.
- Now, look, I'm a man of science,
444
00:19:46,139 --> 00:19:47,917
but Barcelona should've listened
when she predicted
445
00:19:47,941 --> 00:19:49,453
- Clay would cheat on her.
- Right, right. - Oh.
446
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,011
With her accountability coach?
447
00:19:51,111 --> 00:19:52,346
That part. That part.
448
00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:53,614
See?
449
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,283
- I knew you guys would love it.
- Yeah.
450
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:56,850
Ooh. Speaking of which,
451
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,628
you know, the reunion show just dropped.
452
00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,764
You want to pop the rest
of these bad boys and watch it?
453
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:02,990
- Heck yeah. We are so bad.
- Hey.
454
00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:05,526
Wait for it.
455
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,708
Ah.
456
00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:24,678
Gets me every time.
457
00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:27,881
I'm sorry, Calvin. You know,
458
00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:30,017
I should've
never musically profiled you.
459
00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:32,753
Well, I'm not surprised.
460
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:34,622
Calvin has always appreciated
461
00:20:34,722 --> 00:20:36,657
exquisite beauty.
462
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,491
- Obviously.
- Mm.
463
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:40,093
That's right.
464
00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:42,995
Hey, you think I can get
Trey's, uh, phone back?
465
00:20:42,996 --> 00:20:44,465
Aw, I gave it back.
466
00:20:44,565 --> 00:20:45,566
But, uh,
467
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,000
you could fish around in there
468
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,340
and see what else you can find.
469
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:54,408
- Why?! Why?!
- Let's go, man.
470
00:20:57,235 --> 00:21:03,729
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