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where you'll learn all about your
favorite movies and actors.
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Welcome to the
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I'd like to go home, though. Come on,
only a few more weeks left in the
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just going to use it
to call for help.
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Oh,
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and over here.
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Oh, wow.
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The most important figures in the
exhibit.
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changed hollywood forever not just
hollywood they changed the world and
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story is epic what is she talking about
you know what change your plans
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everybody sit down now all of you come
on sit down tommy you two glasses and mr
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johnson and and and you too bubble girl
as you may know throughout
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time dozens of minion tribes have been
roaming our planet searching for the
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perfect villain to serve
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right there.
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James. He liked to draw, paint, but
above all, he loved to invent stories
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share them with his buddies.
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The
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rest
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of his tribe, however,
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They were just interested in one thing
To serve the
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most evil master they can find And this
guy checked all the boxes
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new master how much they cared. The
minions did everything for him.
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But James wanted to go one step further
and create something
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truly wonderful for his master.
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Mary Jane.
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James and Henry were inseparable.
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The best of friends, and by each other's
side, no matter where they went or
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who they worked for.
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Their next master was extremely
promising, very powerful, and,
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very evil.
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And his book? Oh, dear me, it had some
wicked spells in it.
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became stronger that day.
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Even if it made some of the other
minions unhappy.
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This is
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Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly minion who is a bit hard
of hearing.
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So, they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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to the next.
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And there were many.
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For a very long time, the minions
wandered about, tired and losing hope.
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And that very bossy minion there, that's
Dick. He barked at everyone to make
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camp for the night.
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Now, because of their non -stop
blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered
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James to go sleep away from everyone
else, as per usual.
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it meant they could stay up all night
discussing the meaning of life, the
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cosmos, their hopes, their dreams.
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Dick lost his temper again, and he said
all he had on his mind about the two
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friends.
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Henry thought long and hard about Dick's
remarks and decided to punch him.
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But thankfully, Ed intervened, signed
for his friend to calm down, breathe
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deeply, and punch Dick himself.
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breaking point.
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It's his birthday.
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Oh, there he is. Our favorite director.
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Hello, Mr. Bright.
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Mr. Bright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on,
let's see what you've done.
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Hold the seat. Now, we are so excited to
see you. Come on, let's go. Just so you
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know, Mr. Bright, we had a small
problem.
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A problem?
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It's just a puzzle for friends to solve.
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Problems cost money.
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Now, what if this scene is terrible?
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You will never work in this town again.
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But we're sure you'll do great in any
number of other towns.
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Roll the scene, please, and thank you.
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What's going on?
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I know. That's what I was trying to tell
you. What are those things?
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Ah, they, uh... You changed the whole
scene.
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But I didn't. Oh, boy, I did.
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He's genius.
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What?
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You see, it's great.
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It's better than great. I love it. Those
sickly children.
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Oh, they're fantastic.
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They have to be in every shot of the
movie.
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I'm going to get my very good friend.
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What's her name?
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Put Bob in the movie.
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Say?
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Elwood. Would you mind playing it?
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All right.
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Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie.
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Yes, it is, Elwood.
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Get me my...
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We need to find them!
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Where are they?
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Get out of the way!
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We should make movies.
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Movies? Movies? Movies? You don't know
what movies are?
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Movies are stories that play out right
in front of you, and people love them,
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and people love the people who make
them.
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Well, you gentlemen, do you want to make
movies, too?
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Excellent.
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Let's get to work.
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So, I need you to act in a very simple
scene.
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You stay here, and I shall return.
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Oh.
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Okay, listen up. So, here's the thing.
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You see those large heavenly arms men?
They suspect you have killed their
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leader, and they want you dead.
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Great. Uh, great?
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All right, I need you to really sell the
drama.
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You do a good job, and you're hired.
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You fail, it's back to wandering the
streets, scavenging for food. Have fun
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it!
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have become the kings of the box office.
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And it seems like the public just can't
get enough of them.
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We stick boots with the super mini
sensations and we're going to let you in
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few of their secrets.
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Our boys have moved into a luxurious
house in Beverly Hills where they'll be
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able to enjoy a comfortably large game
room and an equally comfortable gigantic
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sauna.
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without being recognized.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm rolling.
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It's an award given out to the best
films.
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Turn it when it is. It's the future of
cinema.
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Everyone's doing it, Max.
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From now on, our movies are going to
have... Sound!
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That right there, what I just said, that
was sound.
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I have a very good feeling about this.
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Quiet, everyone.
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Are you ready, Henry?
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This will be great.
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You disappeared from my life five years
ago, and now you think you can come
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waltzing back in? Oh, no.
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No, I say.
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Get lost, you handsome bastard.
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Oh, Humphrey.
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My mother warned me about men like you.
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What?
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Sadly. Yes.
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Get out of here!
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But we wish you the best of luck in your
new endeavor, and we hope we can still
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be friends who never speak to each
other. Please.
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And have a great life away from us.
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Mr. Quentin. Bye -bye, Max.
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Goodbye, Stephen.
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Cheers.
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Ciao, Federico.
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Bye -bye, Max.
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Dick. Max.
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Henry, James, good luck, my friends.
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Don't worry, boys.
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It's just a minor setback.
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Thank you.
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You're going to be fine, James.
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You're going to do great.
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Hey, Victor.
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Good night. Good night, Peter.
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Hey, Nick. Good night. Good night, Greg.
Good night, George.
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Good night, Stephen.
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Good night, Bruno.
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Good night, Julian.
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Thomas. Good night. Good night, James.
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Hmm
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This is a real passion project, and you
need to bake it, whatever challenge is
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getting your way.
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Advice?
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Well,
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where do I start? I mean... You guys
have film equipment?
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No. Ah, no film equipment.
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A crew?
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No crew either.
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You wrote a monster movie?
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With a very big monster?
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And what are you going to use for your
monster?
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Listen to me carefully. What I'm going
to tell you is very, very important.
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So, if you want to make a fantastic,
very cool monster movie, you will need a
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fantastic, very cool monster.
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I can't really help you with that, I'm
afraid. But I can give you this.
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It was a gift from my father.
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My first camera.
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I'm passing it on to you now.
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I believe in you, James. I know you'll
do great.
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And remember, a very cool monster movie
needs a very cool monster.
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Max, darling, come over here. Good luck,
guys.
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Well, I was getting to it.
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Dick and his friends were about to
fulfill the mission of every minion ever
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find their tribe the greatest, most evil
master to serve.
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This robot suit is fogging through us!
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these parts, are you? Well, no.
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I originate from the planet Meklar.
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Huh? Near the G45T system.
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Right.
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I don't know where that is. But I'm from
a small town in Minnesota myself, so I
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understand the feeling of being a
stranger in the big city.
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So,
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for women's rights. Do you believe women
and men are equal?
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One question. I want to eat one of these
funny -looking yellow guys first. Is
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that okay?
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We are not going to destroy the world,
nor eat anyone in this room. Are we
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clear?
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Not really.
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Destroying stuff is kind of our thing.
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painted such a wonderful picture with
your beautiful gibberish your movie is
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gonna be fantastic
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Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust?
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Of course we're going to destroy
everything.
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having a little chat.
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Henry? Yeah, yeah, Henry.
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And he said he's sorry for being such a
doink. And also that the scene we're
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about to do, you know, when Irene
arrives, he thinks it's missing
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Huh? Me thinks what?
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Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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But Henry had a solution.
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What if when the monster first comes
out, she eats a victim?
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To let the audience know she means
business.
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And better yet, Henry has volunteered to
play the...
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his buddies, James had made his dream
come true.
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He had done it.
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He had finally made his movie.
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And let me tell you, watching the movie
play with a theater full of people,
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there was truly nothing better.
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And the evening just kept getting better
and better.
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Oh, was it
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a
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glorious, beautiful moment that none of
them would ever forget.
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The minions had achieved success in the
face of adversity.
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And even though it took a long time and
it wasn't always easy, they came out on
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top. As a group.
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As a tribe.
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As friends.
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