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- We're saving up some
squirreling right now
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to shoot a video,
you know what I'm saying?
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So we're gonna shoot it on thi
s little mo-fucker right here;
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, there's a button that's talkin
g about negative art, which uh
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creatively is kind of a commen
t
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on where we're at,
you know what I'm saying?
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Like, reversing
the black and white,
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who's black and who's whit
e and we're saying,
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you know what I'm saying
society, you know what's up,
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the shit don't even matter
, you know what I'm saying,
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at the end of the day, right
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A'ight, where's
that sepia shit at,
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cause that looks dope as fuck.
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Where's it at? Kay, peace,
a'ight that looks dope.
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A'ight ladies, you know what I'm
saying, hold that weave right,
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take this gun right here,
you know whatI'm saying
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? This just in, three sucker MC
s were knocked out,?
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? Assassin, beats blastin
Brinks trucks bring the silver?
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? from the cheques
I've been cashing.?
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? Bashing miles away,
down with my shit?
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? Oh, count even count ho
s that I've been with.?
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? The rhyme in the Mike
are like a corporate merger
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? they go together like Randy
's gut and a cheeseburger?
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- He rhymes gangster
rap because, you know,
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we live in the park man,
it's real gangster out here.
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Know what I mean, gotta keep i
t gangster, gotta keep it real
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- Straight up.
- Rapping about
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real life things we go through
. - Fucking right.
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- Everything we go through i
s gangster; keep it gangster.
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? The day J Roc loses
his flow is the day?
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? The hair on Jim Lahey's
bald head grow in escrow?
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? My rhymes are being kep
t.
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? I've been kicking in a lovi
ng motherfucking set up?
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? I'm the microphone assassin
, beats blasting.?
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- Me and Julian are never
going back to jail again
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and one of the ways we're goin
g to do that
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is we're gonna do like some
e small time, semi-legal stuff
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it is illegal, but not reall
y illegal, you know what I mean.
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- Smart stuff, Ricky, that's
why selling CDs, it's perfect,
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I mean, cops, they can't b
e bothered with that shit.
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So we make our money back
and it's good for J Roc.
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- That's the first CD out fo
r Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
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Cept for that wack bullshi
t Corey and Trevor
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released on cassette,
but they were fronting.
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- J Roc raps about gangsters
and guns,
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pimps and whores,
and Compton.
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Guy's not from Compton, he's
a white kid from a trailer park.
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- Man, I ain't changed since
I started selling records,
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know what I'm saying?
I'm keeping it the fuck real
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- He should rap about
what he knows,
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like living in his mom's
trailer,
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eating peanut butter sandwiches,
you know what I'm saying?
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- Jamie, how many 29-year-ol
d record company presidents
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operate out of
their mom's trailer?
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- Believe it or not, some people
think I'm going make it
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in this rap game. You know
what I'm saying, saying.
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,
- J Roc keeps going on about this record company he started
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s but really all he did was
take a bunch of famous rap song
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and mixed on some of his
four-track stuff there,
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now he put this out.
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J Roc and Friends.
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It's a bit fucked if you ask m
e
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because half these rappers
I'm sure,
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don't know they're on here
. That's called pirating.
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- First of all, we didn't jack
no tunes, know what I'm saying
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Me and T call it cross promotion
right, cause, uh,
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putting Dr. Dre and Snoop Do
g and all my boys,
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Detroit Velvet Smooth
from Moncton right,
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on the joint,
you know what I'm saying?
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We're promoting
the mother-fuckers;
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I'll call them up soon
and say we done this,
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and say if they want to pu t a J Roc
joint on they disk, I ain't give a fuck.
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- Julian invested
my fucking money in it,
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so I guess I gotta roll with i
t cause I trust Julian.
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- Julian has a plan
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and usually it makes a lot o
f sense off the top
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and sometimes when I make
a plan people say
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it's not as clear as his o
r whatever but that's cool.
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But a flea market's a good way
to make money.
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Me and the old man made
eleven hundred bucks
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one weekend selling CBs,
everybody loves
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a good flea market so fuck it.
I think it's a good idea.
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- I fucking love the flea
market. It's the best time ever.
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I like to do silly little things
for people, make them laugh.
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I usually put this little gu
y in here. Fits right in there
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Or here's what I do,
put a price tag on him.
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Forty grand. Nobody's gonna pa
y forty grand for him.
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I hope to fuck they're
not anyway.
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Ricky, Julian, come here.
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- What's the problem Bubbles
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- There's no problem.
78 CDs already.
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Look at all the money we made.
- Fuck, right on. Awesome.
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- Ricky, Ricky. You gotta keep
spending money to make money
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We've been through this a
thousand times. Think about it
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- I just don't understand
invest-iments. I told you that
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- Ricky, remember I told you
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about thinking about each word
before you say it.
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One of those words isn't real.
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- Bubbles, I try that but yo
u get other words showing up
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from other departments,
and... not departments,
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, but you get other things comin
g at you, going around, here
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fuck sakes. I can't fuckin
g explain myself
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but you know
what I mean, okay?
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- I don't know Julian.
I don't like the sound of this
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- What are you talking about? We
made all this money from these CDs.
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Check it out. You guys want your cut?
- Yeah.
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- Ricky?
- I want my cut, yeah.
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- Or, do you guys want to take
this to the next level?
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- Well, what's the next level?
- A rap concert.
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- Oh my God.
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,
- We take this money and inves t it in a rock concert today
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we can probably double
or triple this.
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- How are you going to get
people here so fast?
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- Easy. Free liquor.
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- Dad, I don't know. This stuf
f tastes pretty fucking strong
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I'm getting drunk
off one glass here.
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- Ricky, you're supposed to wait
till it's diluted at least 50/50
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before you start drinking it
bud, you know that.
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i - Hopefully it'll be alright
. - That's not my lunch pepperon
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you're eating there, is it
? - No, it's my pepperoni dad.
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- Okay wait.
- Just a sec. Clear.
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- Listen Rick, I don't want to
get into any trouble over this
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You know that right.
- Oh yeah, Dad.
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- You've cleared this
with Lahey right?
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- Oh yeah, Lahey
is totally cool with it.
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- No way, Julian. No concert
s in the park. Final answer.
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- Final answer Julian.
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- Fuck off Randy. Jim, it'
gonna be a simple little set up.
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We're not going to bother
anybody, come on.
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- Nineteen millimeter Randy.
- Don't be an asshole.
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- Julian, you can call me an
asshole, but listen carefully.
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e You can do anything you want
on property you own but sinc
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you only lease property here i
n Sunnyvale, you can't do shit
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- Alright Jim, thanks
for your time.
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Now that I understand the rules,
have a nice day boys.
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- Fucking Lahey's not shutting
this concert down.
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I don't give a fuck!
- That's what I'm trying to tell you.
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- Yo! Yo! Wait!
- Oh fuck off.
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- Julian, you have to hook us up
with this rap show, dude.
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You have to.
You know what I'm saying.
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We have the stuff man,
come on. You have the stuff.
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All our material is new man,
it'll be dope.
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We should be in the show.
We should be.
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We've been rocking the par k for
a long time. Show me some love, G.
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- Boys, did we tell you to sto
p and talk to us right now?
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We didn't.
So get the fuck out of here.
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- Hi Linda.
- Hi guys.
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- How are you doing?
- Not too bad.
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- Listen, can we talk to J Roc
for a minute?
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- Yeah, he's in his room.
If you can stand the noise
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I made some pound cake.
Do you want some Bubbles?
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- Yes, please.
Put some butter on to it.
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- Jamie?
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- Jamie, your friends are here
. Jamie?
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Turn down that damn music.
You can't hear a thing.
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Come on, Jamie!
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- Mom. What the fuck!
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Turn that shit off, mo-fucker.
I was getting changed,
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you know what I'm saying.
I don't want that shit on TV
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I don't want mo-fuckers seeing
me getting changed.
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- Turn that thing off.
He's pulling his hose.
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- Turn off the fucking camera,
what the fuck
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were you doing J Roc?
- Getting changed mo-fucker.
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- My ass, you were
fucking cranking it.
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- You non-knocking
mother-fuckers.
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- That was fucked!
- That was a bit fucked.
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- It wasn't that fucked. you
know, I was getting changed.
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- Listen man, I got some
good news for ya.
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Get cleaned up, meet me back
at the flea market.
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- A'ight. Peace Bub.
- Don't touch me.
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- You mo-fuckers aren't
going to tell nobody
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I was getting changed right.
- No, Christ no.
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e When it first happened, it
was kind of funny, but the mor
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I thought about it,
nobody likes to get caught
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with their bird out
like J Roc did.
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- Okay, Corey and Trevor buste
d in here this morning
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and they were all like "J Ro
c got caught masturbating".
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Like, for one, like we care,
and for two,
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like what the fuck were they
doing looking in his window?
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- We were following
J Roc and them,
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it's kind of stupid that
we were following them,
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but we were really desperate
to get in on the show,
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so we just kind of peeked
in the window.
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And we were shocked man,
like we were speechless.
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- They were telling everybody.
We asked them not to,
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t cause we think it's gonna
fuck the whole concert thing bu
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- I think they're embarrasse
d by how much
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they're in love with him, caus
e they're dissing him and stuff,
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but they know everywhere
he is, everything.
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- Yeah, I don't know why
they follow him around
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half the time and then try
and make him look stupid
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the other half the time.
Not very nice.
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- It's disrespectful.
- They're dickheads.
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- What! Do I look like
I got some candy?
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No, why ya'll looking
at my eyes for then.
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What's up?
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Thanks for buying my record.
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Fuck!
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Julian, all the motherfucker
s in this park know, motherfuck!
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- Come on man, nobody knows.
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It's totally cool J Roc,
we didn't say a fucking thing.
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- Check this out man.
You are going to headline
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a rap concert today.
I got a PA system, sound tech,
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stage being built.
Whole nine yards man.
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- Fuck, promote my rap recor
d finally, where at?
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- It's going to be on the roof
of your mom's trailer, man
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I'm building a stage right now
. It'll be awesome.
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- J Roc, yo man. I heard you
got caught masturbating, man
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What the fuck!
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- T Man, Corey and Trevor
be flying the shit.
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Shut the fuck up man.
Fucking played myself, a'ight.
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Fuck, my rap career is fucked.
First of all,
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C what motherfuckers don't
understand about J to the R O
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is that I'm into like method
rap, know what I'm saying?
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So if I'm writing about crime,
you know what I'm saying,
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I've gotta do crime, you kno
w to get in that head space.
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So I was writing some vibes,
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some rhymes of like
a sexual nature, right?
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,
- It's a bad situation because his fans find out about this
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it's gonna hurt him.
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And getting caught
masturbating sucks!
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I got caught masturbating
in jail seven or eight times
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and it really sucks.
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- I was just getting mysel
f in the sex vibe
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00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,129
, and some motherfuckers bus t
in and misinterpret that right
226
00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:33,132
thinking I was yanking my shit
but that ain't even true.
227
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,135
I was just straight up writing
some shit from a,
228
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,603
of a sexual place,
of a sexual nature, right.
229
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,641
t That's one of the rhymes right
there; couldn't of written tha
230
00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:44,143
unless I had my shit out
and some hand cream.
231
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,396
- Mother fuckers are making fu
n of me all over this place.
232
00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:50,149
- I've been at the flea market
all day selling J Roc CDs.
233
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:52,151
We sold a fucking ton
of those things.
234
00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:54,619
- We've been selling J Roc CDs
235
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,157
because you are a rap star
man. Believe, come on.
236
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,660
- Some of my joints
are pretty tight though.
237
00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:01,661
- Damn right there tight.
238
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,163
- T. Seriously.
You know what I'm saying?
239
00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:06,165
It hurts when motherfucker
s make fun though.
240
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,132
You know what I'm saying.
241
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,670
- We've got an elevated stage,
PA system, man.
242
00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:12,136
I've got everything figured out.
243
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,674
- Oh my fuck Julian.
This shit's for me? Thanks boy
244
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:17,141
I'm gonna burn this shit down.
245
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,144
- Captain Arsehold
and Wonder Boy are here.
246
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,682
- Don't fucking worry abou
t Lahey. He can't do a thing
247
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:24,701
- Julian, what the hell
is this shit?
248
00:11:24,736 --> 00:11:26,651
- We're not breaking
any rules here Jim.
249
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,688
The concert's taking place
on J Roc's property.
250
00:11:28,723 --> 00:11:30,655
- So I guess you two
can fuck off.
251
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,693
- Julian, I told you I didn'
t want any shit in Sunnyvale
252
00:11:33,728 --> 00:11:34,694
You idiots loaded up
253
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,196
a hair trigger, double-barre
I shit machine gun
254
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,449
and the barrel is pointed
straight at your own heads
255
00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:43,094
- So, like the barrel of the gun
is bent backwards.
256
00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,705
- Let's go Randy. If these boy
s want to play hardball,
257
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,171
we can play hardball too.
258
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,207
- You guys are fucked,
you know that.
259
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,210
Get the fuck in your car
and get the fuck out of here
260
00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:53,212
- You keep your hands off him,
Ricky. Ricky!
261
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,179
- In you go Fatty!
262
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,217
- The day of reckoning
is at hand boy!
263
00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:02,489
- Later boys! Reverse, dumbass
264
00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:06,726
You guys are so fucking stupid
265
00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:10,194
- Nice get-away Lahey!
266
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,231
- There ain't that much room
on my mamma's lawn,
267
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,698
you know what I'm saying
268
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,700
cause we gotta keep the shit
on my mamma's lawn,
269
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,237
cause legal right and all that
shit. Lahey and all that shit,
270
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,490
that bald-headed, Kermit
the frog looking motherfucker.
271
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:24,243
- I told them, I said no concert
definitively, didn't I?
272
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,712
No concert in the park.
273
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:33,252
- I even said " No concert
right after you said no concert.
274
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,219
- I warned him.
275
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,256
Yeah, I just thought
you'd like to know
276
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,223
that this guy's pirating
your music
277
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,761
and he's making thousands
of dollars off it
278
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,228
by selling it as his own.
279
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:48,767
Yeah, he is. Well, actually he's
performing a concert
280
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:53,272
this afternoon right here
in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
281
00:12:53,773 --> 00:13:00,279
That's about a three hour driv
e from Moncton. Good, good.
282
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:04,749
Well, peace right back at ya
283
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,752
Who's fucking with the Mike?
284
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:12,291
Alright, test, test. Oh yeah
. Alright everybody.
285
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:16,761
Come on in to the rap show
. Come in and find a spot.
286
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,549
Relax. You're in for the
freestyle event of the century
287
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,444
There's gonna be some craz
MCing going on here in a minute.
288
00:13:23,479 --> 00:13:26,305
- Bubbles, tell these people
we gotta stay on this property
289
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,307
I got people roaming
all over this fucking place.
290
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,774
Lahey's gonna be here man.
291
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,311
Everybody stay the fuck on
this property only please.
292
00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:34,814
Get the fuck out of there.
I gotta serve that.
293
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,280
- You gotta stay
on J Roc's property
294
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,317
or the whole thing
is gonna get shut down.
295
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,284
- Tell them that I'm serving
the liquor.
296
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,321
I don't want people
dipping in to this, alright.
297
00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:44,288
I want to serve
the fucking liquor here.
298
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,325
- Okay, the liquor is free
, but even though it's free,
299
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,292
Ricky's the one
who's handing it out;
300
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,080
don't be just helping yourself
out of the bucket there.
301
00:13:51,115 --> 00:13:53,475
- Fuck off Trevor, I'm serious
. - Fuck off Trevor.
302
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,800
- Alright, see this line?
Nobody cross this line
303
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,838
or Lahey the fucking asshole
is going to call the cops.
304
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,840
So don't fuck around
and don't cross the line.
305
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,809
Stay on this side,
on this property only.
306
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,847
- Alright, I'm gonna be straight
up with you J Roc.
307
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,851
This concert can make or break
your career, so I want you
308
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,319
to go out there, put on a good
show and show everyone
309
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,858
who's the baddest freestyl e MC
in Sunnyvale Trailer Park history.
310
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:21,861
- Alright B. And thanks dog,
for helping me
311
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,865
keep this shit extra real,
you know what I'm saying.
312
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,832
- Man, we're all in this
together, alright.
313
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,369
As far as that jacking off shi
t goes, man the ladies love that
314
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,371
It just means you got
a healthy sex drive.
315
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,874
- Jules, I know I may come
across as hard as fuck
316
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,375
all the time,
you know what I'm saying.
317
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,378
But every motherfucker needs a boost
of confidence from time to time.
318
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:43,382
You have my back boy?
- I got your back man.
319
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:46,851
- Let's fucking do this shit
320
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,355
- You must be
Mr. Detroit Velvet Smooth.
321
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,393
My name is James Lahey,
this my assistant Randy.
322
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,860
You from Detroit?
323
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,397
- No man, I'm from Moncton
, but never mind that.
324
00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,399
Where the fuck are these CDs at?
325
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,903
Yo, they got my fucking face
on this shit though.
326
00:15:03,938 --> 00:15:06,871
Where the fuck is this fucking
J Roc at seriously?
327
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,874
- It would be my pleasure to
show you exactly where he is
328
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,912
- You're getting ripped off man.
- We're getting ripped off
329
00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:15,915
It ain't gonna happen
too much longer though.
330
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,669
We're gonna do this
old school, right about now,
331
00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:23,422
you know what I'm saying.
Get up T, get up T.
332
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,434
- This is crazy, I can't believe
this motherfucker.
333
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:41,440
But yo, I'm gonna deal
with this right now.
334
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,448
- Who are you?
- Yeah, who am I? Don't worry about that.
335
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:51,467
, Yo, all I'm saying, I
ain't gonna shoot nobody
336
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,978
I just want to get that
motherfuckers attention.
337
00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:56,420
Yo, J, come here man.
Me and you need to talk.
338
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,958
- Whoa, whoa, man. What do you
think you're doing here?
339
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:01,425
- What am I doing here?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, nothing.
340
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,962
r How do you like that? All
I' m saying is that motherfucke
341
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,465
right there has been jacking m
y tunes and clocking my dollars.
342
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,432
For me, in this industry,
343
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,469
that's called royalties
motherfucker, royalties.
344
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,472
You know what I mean. Royalties.
- What the fuck does that mean
345
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,940
- Royalties, it means you owe me
fucking money.
346
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,478
- Let's just put the guns away
. Everything's cool alright.
347
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,946
- DVS, pimp, I'm J Roc.
You know what I'm saying?
348
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,483
I am so down with your shit,
you know what I'm saying,
349
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:26,252
keeping it real,
what I'm saying.
350
00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:27,887
- Yo, you been jacking
my tunes man,
351
00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:29,488
seriously
I ain't trying to have that.
352
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490
- I ain't been jacking
your tunes, my brother,
353
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,742
I'm doing promotion shit,
you know what...
354
00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,459
- Brother?
You calling me your brother?
355
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:40,499
Seems to me one of us ain'
t black. Are you black?
356
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:42,466
- Yeah, I'm black.
357
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,969
- This mother-fuckers' crazy
358
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,008
- No, J Roc's not crazy he jus
t genuinely believes he's black.
359
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,510
We don't give him
a hard time about it,
360
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:52,511
he's always been like that
361
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,513
I don't think most of us eve
n notice anymore.
362
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,516
- It's just weird when new folks come
along and they take a look at him,
363
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,021
but as soon as they talk to him and
figure out what his stic k is, he's black.
364
00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,487
- It's not an act,
he really believes it.
365
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,524
- You got degrees of black
, you know what I'm saying?
366
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,028
All kinds of different motherfuckers
are a different kind of black.
367
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,995
T is right here,
you know what I'm saying.
368
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,532
, And like Lionel Ritchie is right
here cause he ain't that black
369
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,999
especially after
the Commodores,
370
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,536
he's practically not black a
tall, you know what I'm saying.
371
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,039
You got your Michael Jackson
, who's like a white black.
372
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,506
Which you know,
can be sure on the whack.
373
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,045
- Go up in your house, look in the
mirror and see what you really is,
374
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,047
cause to me and my boys,
you's a punk.
375
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:30,049
J to the R O C is a punk.
376
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,516
- Well that's a little harsh
. He's not a punk.
377
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,554
He might be a bit of a fucking
goof but he's not a punk.
378
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,557
- Punk.
379
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:41,025
- Un mo.
380
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,563
- Straight up and done.
381
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,569
- Somebody get on stage,
we got people freaking out here.
382
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,037
- Corey, Trevor,
get up on stage.
383
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,574
Prime Minister C
, nice, don't offend.
384
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:58,094
If you don't like my shit,
just pretend.
385
00:17:58,129 --> 00:18:00,579
People always scream at me
whenever I talk,
386
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,582
but I don't jerk off
cause I'm not the J Roc.
387
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,090
- Honey, I told them
the concert is over.
388
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:16,595
Oh my God, what's wrong?
Why are you dressed like that?
389
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:21,565
- Why would I be dressed
any differently Mom?
390
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:28,107
It's who I am. It's hard t
o admit it, but Mum I'm white.
391
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,579
- Bubbles. Bubbles,
come here, man.
392
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,617
I hate to do this to you man
, but you gotta get up there
393
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,120
and rap until I can get J Ro
c back up.
394
00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:44,623
- Who's the microphone
assassin?
395
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,626
You are, of course you are
, you get out there
396
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:49,093
and strut your stuff.
397
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,132
I didn't spend all that mone
y on turntables for nothing.
398
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:56,653
I believe in you. You gott
a believe in yourself.
399
00:18:56,688 --> 00:18:59,664
- I don't know, Mom,
straight up, I don't know.
400
00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,922
- Well, I guess I'm gonna tr
y to rap for you guys.
401
00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:06,145
I've never rapped before
and I'm kind of fucking drunk,
402
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:10,149
but I'll give it a shot,
alright.
403
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,652
I got a grey kitty,
white one and a tabby too.
404
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,121
And a big orange guy
who puts snakes in my shoes.
405
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,659
, Madame C skills leave me
strut and I roll with my kitties
406
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:22,126
I'm as hard as fuck.
407
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,663
- Well, before you were born
,
408
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,633
I was, uh, involved with
a couple of black guys.
409
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:34,173
I like black guys, Jamie,
there's no question about it
410
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,942
- Look, we didn't sell
two many CDs
411
00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:37,641
but here's two hundred
bucks man.
412
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,180
- Thanks a lot man.
- Sorry for the mix up. Hey, just a sec.
413
00:19:41,215 --> 00:19:44,183
Linda! Can J Roc's Mom
talk to you for a second.
414
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:46,150
- Yeah.
415
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,937
- Could you just go in there
and talk to him.
416
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:51,690
He thinks the world of you
. Can you do that?
417
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,692
- I can do, Mom, straight up
418
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,195
- That's nice, thank you.
419
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,696
- Right on DVD.
420
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,664
- It's DVS motherfucker.
421
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,666
- I'm down with Plato
and Socrates
422
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,170
and I like to get busy
with all the ladies.
423
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:12,211
Throwing them back, something,
something, something.
424
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:14,213
- There's a lot more
to being black
425
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:15,982
than just being down with NWA.
426
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:17,681
Seriously.
You know what I mean?
427
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,219
, There's black and there's
whit e and then there's you J Roc
428
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,721
and I still don't know
what the fuck that is yet.
429
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,724
, But you're cool, alright?
And I did hear some of your shit
430
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,726
man, and your shit is tight.
Straight up.
431
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,693
- You think my shit's tight.
432
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,481
- Man, you're all good baby.
Holler if you hear me man.
433
00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:35,199
All I'm saying, you got to get
out of this Tip Top shit,
434
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,736
cause it's straight wacked, this
rainbow connection shit is not working.
435
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,703
I'll go out there,
you need to go get changed
436
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,241
an then I'll be chilling
right here waiting for you
437
00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:43,207
- Word.
438
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,993
- J to the R O C.
- Fucking right.
439
00:20:45,028 --> 00:20:46,745
- Back up in the heezy, baby
440
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,714
- Straight up man,
but right now
441
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,716
I heard that the baddest
freestyling MC
442
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,754
, off the top of his head shit
, is right here in Sunnyvale
443
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,257
so while I'm saying Sunnyval
e would you please
444
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,777
make some noise
for my man J to the R O C
445
00:21:00,812 --> 00:21:03,262
live and direct
with Detroit Velvet Smooth
446
00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:06,265
here live and for you,
so yo J Roc!
447
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,518
- Hell yeah, make some noise
for my boy, DVS, motherfucker,
448
00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:12,271
you know what I'm saying. This
here's a story about some shit
449
00:21:12,306 --> 00:21:14,738
that happened to me today.
Check it out.
450
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,276
Here we go, one two.
By now you heard the story
451
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,279
about how I got caught,
playing with my shit,
452
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:24,282
but hold that thought.
Before you disrespect J R O C,
453
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,786
it could happen to you,
cause it happened to me and T.
454
00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:31,755
Check this shit out.
- Come on, J Roc.
455
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,293
- A situation broke out
when I smoke too much bud,
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00:21:34,328 --> 00:21:37,296
reached in my drawers,
pulled out my pud.
457
00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:39,298
Bust open a jar
of petroleum jelly,
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00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,300
started thinking
about Donna and Nicky
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00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,267
- And Shelley.
460
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,804
- Nevermind, I was hitting it,
we was almost there,
461
00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,307
then the door bust open
and fuck, my mom was there
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00:21:48,342 --> 00:21:49,808
But don't disrespect J R O C
,
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00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811
it could happen to you
cause it happened to me.
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