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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:30,716 We're done for now. 2 00:01:32,854 --> 00:01:34,645 We'd be clear to Barker Pass by now... 3 00:01:34,814 --> 00:01:37,185 ...if you hadn't brought that preacher's daughter. 4 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:40,977 Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 5 00:01:41,986 --> 00:01:43,314 Yeah. 6 00:01:44,614 --> 00:01:46,771 Looking for these, boys? 7 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,569 What the...? 8 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:57,156 For last night. 9 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,249 For this morning. 10 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,417 Next time, don't undercook the yolks. 11 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:05,542 And cut! 12 00:02:07,131 --> 00:02:10,714 - Are you okay? - Do I get extra pay for that? 13 00:02:10,885 --> 00:02:12,426 Back to one, everybody. 14 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,080 - Get the hell off of him. - Oh, shit! 15 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:54,870 - Burr, come on. Burr! - You have no fucking idea... 16 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:56,836 - Get the fuck out of here! - Burr! 17 00:02:57,005 --> 00:02:58,499 Go on! 18 00:03:00,424 --> 00:03:02,382 Don't come back! 19 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,882 - What are you doing? - None of your business. 20 00:03:05,095 --> 00:03:07,930 It is absolutely my business. 21 00:03:08,473 --> 00:03:11,758 What if that kid talks, huh? Do you ever think of that? 22 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:17,143 What if he goes to The Star and says Rod Sebring is an ass bandit? 23 00:03:17,313 --> 00:03:19,305 No. No, Ben wouldn't do that. 24 00:03:19,481 --> 00:03:22,435 - Ben wouldn't do that? - No, he wouldn't. 25 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,603 You don't know that. 26 00:03:26,362 --> 00:03:28,770 And I have too much riding on this picture. 27 00:03:28,948 --> 00:03:30,940 Burr. Burr! 28 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:39,753 KCRY, Mojave-Antelope Valley at 88. 1, and KCRU, Oxnard-Ventura at... 29 00:05:09,737 --> 00:05:11,777 Oh, my God. 30 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:13,571 Oh, my God. 31 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:16,148 God, don't freak. It's Sunday. We can get up late. 32 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:18,650 Alice, it's Monday. 33 00:05:18,828 --> 00:05:21,319 No. No, it's Sunday. 34 00:05:21,497 --> 00:05:23,903 Think about it. Yesterday we got brunch delivered. 35 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,407 The night before, we watched Saturday Night Live. 36 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:28,872 Right. Oh, fuck! 37 00:05:29,044 --> 00:05:32,128 Oh, my God. I have my KCRW thing tomorrow. 38 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:35,214 I haven't come up with a single idea. I'm totally fucking up. 39 00:05:35,383 --> 00:05:37,174 Oh, God. 40 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,213 What will I do for my audition? 41 00:05:40,387 --> 00:05:42,344 A once-a-week, three-minute culture spot. 42 00:05:42,514 --> 00:05:44,671 Great. I need fucking ideas. 43 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:48,052 People who ruin their lives because they can't stop having sex? 44 00:05:48,227 --> 00:05:51,061 - Okay, that's really not helping. - Sorry. 45 00:05:51,229 --> 00:05:54,976 You're not the only one who's blown off things to stay in bed for five days. 46 00:05:55,149 --> 00:05:58,434 - I should be training. - You should always be training, so... 47 00:05:58,819 --> 00:06:00,645 All right, look. 48 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,771 - I'm gonna make us some coffee, okay? - Okay. 49 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,196 Okay. 50 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:14,032 - Work. Okay. Get to work. - Okay, okay. 51 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:56,067 - Hey. - Hi. 52 00:06:56,239 --> 00:06:58,446 I got you a tea. 53 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:02,153 I wasn't sure what else you were eating these days, but... 54 00:07:02,745 --> 00:07:04,868 Thank you. That's nice. 55 00:07:10,001 --> 00:07:13,250 I spoke to Dan Foxworthy this morning. 56 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:15,496 I was thinking about going back to therapy. 57 00:07:16,256 --> 00:07:20,383 Oh, I don't know about therapy. I think we should just focus on the baby. 58 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:25,633 Oh, no, not for us. I was thinking about going to see him myself. 59 00:07:27,932 --> 00:07:30,849 That's great. That's really great. 60 00:07:31,602 --> 00:07:34,970 - It'll be good for you. - Yeah. 61 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:46,358 - Can I just say one thing? - You can say anything you want. 62 00:07:46,531 --> 00:07:50,278 No, I can't. I mean, you've made it clear that you don't exactly wanna hear... 63 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:54,862 ...what I have to say right now, and that's fine, but I... 64 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:02,616 I never got to say how happy I am for you. 65 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:05,334 For us. 66 00:08:09,507 --> 00:08:14,215 I'm glad you're happy. It should be your happiness too. 67 00:08:17,222 --> 00:08:18,929 Let's... 68 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:23,341 ...just focus on being really good parents. 69 00:08:25,562 --> 00:08:28,349 It'll be a new kind of partnership for us. 70 00:08:28,981 --> 00:08:30,724 Yeah. 71 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:43,197 My teacher, Charlotte Birch, is pushing me... 72 00:08:43,368 --> 00:08:46,072 ...and I'm really freaked out because she's intimating... 73 00:08:46,245 --> 00:08:49,329 ...there's some kind of mysterious challenge in all this for me. 74 00:08:49,498 --> 00:08:52,582 Okay, well, can I tell you what I think about Charlotte? 75 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,245 - I think... - What? 76 00:08:54,419 --> 00:08:56,410 - You have a crush on her. - No, I don't. 77 00:08:56,587 --> 00:08:58,959 I think you do, and I think it's totally okay... 78 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:05,133 ...and I think that you are allowed to have a crush on your teacher. 79 00:09:05,302 --> 00:09:08,338 And you know what? I think you should go for it. 80 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:12,089 - Totally go for it. - Fuck you. 81 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:14,803 What? 82 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:19,770 You want me to be jealous? 83 00:09:30,823 --> 00:09:35,365 Well, if you think about fucking her, I will kill you. 84 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,865 My next sonogram is Wednesday the seventh at 10 a.m. 85 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,911 Well, I'd love to be there. I mean, if that's okay with you. 86 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,625 I'd really like to see the baby. 87 00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:55,250 How exciting. 88 00:09:56,219 --> 00:09:57,878 You ready to go? 89 00:09:58,053 --> 00:10:00,259 The agent has four listings lined up for us. 90 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:04,139 - We're real estate hunting. - Real estate hunting? 91 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:07,019 Oh, Helena wants to rent a house in L.A. 92 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:10,062 The Chateau Marmont is getting so tedious. 93 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:13,437 I can't walk through the lobby without being offered to do blow... 94 00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:17,604 ...or finance four independent films starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. 95 00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:20,608 All totally unsolicited, I'm sure. 96 00:10:21,364 --> 00:10:23,320 Totally. 97 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,407 I'll see you on the seventh, okay? 98 00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:29,568 - I'll call you. - Okay. 99 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:38,285 Look, the thing about reality is it's gonna draw the audience in. 100 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,491 Right. 101 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,540 Basically, I need pussy that we can smell and taste. 102 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:44,172 - Absolutely. - Right. Of course. 103 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,878 I mean, the thing about this film, though... 104 00:10:47,051 --> 00:10:50,336 ...is it's got that, but it's got more. 105 00:10:50,512 --> 00:10:53,133 It's fascinating. I mean, we're giving people access... 106 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:56,390 ...to a world that they've never seen before, you know? 107 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:59,309 It's like journalists who infiltrate mosques. 108 00:10:59,477 --> 00:11:02,644 - It's witness... - Why aren't you showing me footage? 109 00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:05,221 I mean, usually I don't write checks sight unseen. 110 00:11:05,441 --> 00:11:07,766 I completely understand. 111 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:11,312 I just need a little more time. I mean, this isn't scripted, so... 112 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:14,109 Something's happening that's real, but we can't force... 113 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,190 We'll cut you something together, Eric... 114 00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:21,490 ...and it will be dripping with hot lesbian pussy. Won't it, dude? 115 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:24,739 Yeah, yeah. 116 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,287 I'll work on cutting something together. 117 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,292 You can show yourselves out. 118 00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:35,207 - Great. Well, thank you. - Yeah, thanks. 119 00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:38,507 Did you see the movie Hannibal? Freddy Vs. Jason? 120 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,335 Please, you don't honestly think... 121 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:43,677 ...that regaling me with a list of the owner's mediocre movies... 122 00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:47,760 ...is really gonna influence whether I rent this property or not? 123 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:50,595 May I see the specs, please? 124 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,023 I think I'm gonna go take a look around. 125 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,149 Okay. 126 00:12:02,528 --> 00:12:04,604 But don't go too far. 127 00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:18,246 So I'm assuming the tenant will move out of the guesthouse... 128 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:20,208 ...if I decide to rent this behemoth. 129 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,585 Now, why don't you tell me about the household staff... 130 00:12:26,798 --> 00:12:28,956 ...that come along with this property. 131 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:34,042 Okay, listen to this. 132 00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:37,426 "Walking through Fred Segal earlier this week... 133 00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:40,599 ...l could sense all was not right in the world of consumerism. 134 00:12:40,768 --> 00:12:42,510 Something's wrong." 135 00:12:42,685 --> 00:12:45,223 - You said that. - What? 136 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:49,347 Well, you said, "All was not right." Then you said, "Something's wrong." 137 00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:53,438 Just... it seems redundant. 138 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:57,023 - Okay. May I? - Yeah. Oh, yes. 139 00:12:58,532 --> 00:13:00,026 "There's an invasion underway. 140 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,410 Our troops are in lraq, in Afghanistan, and we are here, shopping." 141 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,577 What are you doing to your voice? 142 00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:10,157 It's my radio-commentator voice. You have to have one. 143 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,785 - Can I continue? - Yeah, sorry. 144 00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:14,419 Thank you. 145 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,075 Okay. 146 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,587 " Is the main mission of our troops the protection of our way of life? 147 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:23,257 And is our way of life defined by consumerism? 148 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,087 Are women and men dying in lraq... 149 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,298 ...so that back home, we can shop till we drop?" 150 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:30,341 ls "consumerism" the right word? 151 00:13:46,487 --> 00:13:49,405 Well, it's a little vulgar... 152 00:13:50,907 --> 00:13:52,651 ...but it's amusing. 153 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,701 Could you live like this? 154 00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,989 Why don't we find out? 155 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:05,658 - Hey. - What are you doing? 156 00:14:05,836 --> 00:14:10,000 Well, I couldn't be expected to rent a property like this... 157 00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:13,292 ...without seeing if it's conducive... 158 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:16,128 ...to this, eh? 159 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:30,894 Could you live like this? 160 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:44,862 Helena, did you see the matching his-and-hers walk-in closets? 161 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,490 Or should I say, " hers-and-hers"? 162 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,831 Shane. 163 00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,042 - Hey. - Hey. 164 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:06,632 You're alive. 165 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:10,012 I haven't seen you around. How have you been? 166 00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:13,010 Good. How's...? 167 00:15:13,224 --> 00:15:16,094 Oh, it's better. Thank you. 168 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:20,722 - I've been worried about it. - Thanks. 169 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,431 - So where are you off to? - Work. 170 00:15:25,609 --> 00:15:27,814 Hair job or Veronica Bloom job? 171 00:15:28,403 --> 00:15:30,810 The hair job. it's a day call. 172 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:36,564 - Well, have a good one. - You too. 173 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:48,375 Okay, who would mak e out with a guy for a million dollars? 174 00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:54,916 Most of this stuff is just crap, man. 175 00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:57,214 They're not doing nothing but talking. 176 00:15:57,385 --> 00:15:58,961 Sometimes they eat. 177 00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:02,044 What do you think, lesbians just fuck all the time? 178 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:06,682 Obviously not, but if they don't start soon, we're not gonna... 179 00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:10,519 What the fuck is this, man? 180 00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:14,561 It's none of your fucking... Why are you so fucking nosy? God. 181 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:16,523 I'll tell you what it is. 182 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:19,526 It's some total lez who'll never give you the time of day... 183 00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:21,817 - ...and you're rock hard for her. - Dude. 184 00:16:22,071 --> 00:16:23,731 Jesus. 185 00:16:23,906 --> 00:16:27,737 I bet you just fucking sit here all night jacking off while you watch her sleep. 186 00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:29,741 You shut the fuck up! 187 00:16:30,453 --> 00:16:32,611 Great. This is just fucking perfect. 188 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:35,705 - We've been best friends for how long? - Just get out of here. 189 00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:39,574 And you're gonna fuck up this gig we've been working on for some chick? 190 00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:41,246 News flash, man. 191 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:44,089 This girl you're crushing on is never gonna be with you. 192 00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:45,797 You've got a real live dick... 193 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:49,833 ...and that disqualifies you from getting up in there. 194 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,142 Bette. 195 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,846 Leo and I have something very exciting we'd like to share with you. Leo? 196 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:07,351 We wanted to let you know... 197 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:10,858 ...that Helena Peabody is gonna be joining the CAC Steering Committee. 198 00:17:11,277 --> 00:17:12,356 What? 199 00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:15,066 We're gonna welcome her at our board meeting tomorrow. 200 00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:18,074 I'm sure you can appreciate what a coup it is for the CAC... 201 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,068 ...to have a Peabody on our board. 202 00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:22,152 And not to put too fine a point on it... 203 00:17:22,328 --> 00:17:25,578 ...but she's bringing Allyn Barnes with her to her first meeting. 204 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,281 Allyn Barnes is coming to our board meeting? 205 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,000 Allyn and Peggy are old friends. 206 00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,872 She's known Helena since she was a little girl. 207 00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:37,168 There's a rumour Allyn Barnes has been contemplating a career retrospective. 208 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,376 The Modern's been after her for years. 209 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,086 She's pretty resistant. 210 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,336 Everybody knows Allyn hates the art world... 211 00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,589 ...but Helena thinks she might be ready. 212 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:50,549 I asked your department to put together some press clippings of the CAC... 213 00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:52,350 ...so we can present it tomorrow. 214 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,511 Well, I'd like to go over those materials. 215 00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:58,518 You know, this is Leo's strength, Bette. Why don't we just let him do his thing. 216 00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:01,899 We'll see you tomorrow at 6. Come on, Leo. 217 00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:32,551 - This is more like it. - Do you think? 218 00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:34,959 Bette saw this house in Architectural Digest. 219 00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:38,303 She said it was the quintessential California beach house. 220 00:18:38,473 --> 00:18:39,801 Did she, now? 221 00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:43,224 There are eight bedrooms altogether, not including the guesthouse... 222 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:46,263 ...and there's a nanny's quarters down below. 223 00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,894 What, Walter? 224 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:54,483 Please just tell me what you have to tell me, no digressions. 225 00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,479 Amazing view. 226 00:18:57,655 --> 00:19:00,525 No, no, Walter, I do not ex... 227 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,363 Walter, what did I charge you with? 228 00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:07,366 Don't tell me things I don't want to hear. That's not what I pay you for. 229 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:10,028 Do you wanna show me the kitchen? 230 00:19:10,957 --> 00:19:13,531 Walter... No, here's what's happening. 231 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:16,544 I'm moving to Los Angeles, and I want my children with me... 232 00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:20,210 ...so just fucking well make it happen and call me when it's done. 233 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:25,885 So... 234 00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:28,344 ...do we like it? 235 00:19:28,597 --> 00:19:30,091 It's spectacular. 236 00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:34,595 Okay. I'll move in tomorrow. 237 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,811 Okay. 238 00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:43,692 Hi, I'm Winnie Mann. Thanks for seeing me. 239 00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,229 Really nice to meet you. 240 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,770 I didn't know that you would be bringing... 241 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,570 Well, I don't have a nanny, so when the kids are with me, they are with me. 242 00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:55,944 - I hope it's not... - Oh, no, no, it's fine. it's great. 243 00:19:57,036 --> 00:20:00,736 Do you remember me? We met in New York. 244 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:04,539 Don't take it personally. It takes more than one meeting. 245 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:08,833 - Wilson, wait... - Oh, sweetie, sweetie, no, no, no. 246 00:20:11,256 --> 00:20:15,336 See, this is a Richard Prince... 247 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:18,960 ...and it goes right there. 248 00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:23,514 - Would you guys like to go swimming? - Yeah, that'd be great. 249 00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:27,302 - Yeah, can we? - Well, I don't really swim. 250 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,553 Do you think you might go in with them? 251 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,150 Sure. 252 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,486 In order to mak e the quick batter, we have to use sifted flour. 253 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:44,189 - And we sifted some flour already. - Okay. 254 00:20:44,825 --> 00:20:47,067 Okay, will you listen to this one? 255 00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:49,401 Okay, so basically I'm gonna get... 256 00:20:49,578 --> 00:20:51,986 ...someone from the left, someone from the right... 257 00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:54,785 ...someone from the centre, local elected officials... 258 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:58,622 ...and then I'm gonna interview them about trends, okay? So: 259 00:20:58,961 --> 00:21:00,669 "State Attorney General Wachtel... 260 00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:03,210 ...have you shopped for your new granddaughter... 261 00:21:03,382 --> 00:21:06,501 ...at the new La La Ling baby store in Los Feliz?" 262 00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:08,963 So... 263 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:13,180 So I'm trying to get at the intersection between culture and politics. 264 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:16,008 I don't know. 265 00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:19,634 Al, it's good. It's just... it's not funny. 266 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:23,595 It's not supposed to be funny. Hello? Have you listened to KCRW? 267 00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:26,857 Yeah, but didn't Mimi ask you personally to try out for this? 268 00:21:27,109 --> 00:21:29,516 - So? - So she must want you to be you. 269 00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:33,445 No, I'm not gonna be a "funny" person on the radio. 270 00:21:33,615 --> 00:21:36,283 I don't know why everybody thinks I'm so funny. 271 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,324 Because you are. 272 00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:42,236 Alice, you're a funny lady... 273 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,911 ...and it's one of the things I love about you, and I'm not the only one. 274 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:49,498 I don't like you very much right now. 275 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:57,581 It makes me so hot when you're angry. 276 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,467 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 277 00:22:08,184 --> 00:22:10,390 You're totally topping me again. 278 00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:15,179 I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you through the feathers, pillow queen. 279 00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:19,308 - Have you always been a top? - I'm not a top. 280 00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:22,520 Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. 281 00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:26,942 - You know what I want you to do? - What? 282 00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:32,655 I want you to fuck me really hard with a strap-on. 283 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,581 I don't know if I can do that. 284 00:22:36,748 --> 00:22:40,034 But you're doing it right now without even using one. 285 00:22:45,506 --> 00:22:47,747 - Okay. - Yeah? 286 00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:50,340 Twist my arm. 287 00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:53,633 You know, Bette, I know you don't know me... 288 00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:58,097 ...but I'm taking a wild shot that maybe we have some interests in common. 289 00:22:58,516 --> 00:23:00,259 What are you asking me to do? 290 00:23:00,434 --> 00:23:04,383 I'd like you to be a character witness against you-know-who. 291 00:23:05,146 --> 00:23:07,519 I know she's coming on to your board of directors. 292 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,525 Yeah, she's everywhere. I can't seem to get away from her. 293 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,396 That's how she deals. She colonizes. 294 00:23:13,569 --> 00:23:16,654 She fucking plunders and pillages, that's... 295 00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:20,950 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was bad. 296 00:23:21,618 --> 00:23:25,532 Bette, we've got a court hearing in six weeks. 297 00:23:26,998 --> 00:23:29,997 - You want me to appear in court? - Yes. 298 00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:33,002 Jesus, Winnie. I'm really gonna have to think about it. 299 00:23:33,169 --> 00:23:37,380 It's not just that she's on my board of directors, but there's Tina, there's... 300 00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:40,330 Yeah, I understand if you don't want to. 301 00:23:40,508 --> 00:23:42,299 No, it's not that I don't want to. 302 00:23:42,468 --> 00:23:45,005 I would love nothing more than to stand up in court... 303 00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:46,838 ...and say what I think of... 304 00:23:47,723 --> 00:23:48,837 ...you-know-who. 305 00:23:49,015 --> 00:23:50,675 - You wanna play again? - Yeah. 306 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:54,929 Okay. One, two, three. 307 00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:24,534 I just saw you out there, and it... 308 00:24:25,419 --> 00:24:27,577 I don't know, it looked like you were hiding. 309 00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:29,498 I'm not hiding. 310 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:33,041 I don't believe you. 311 00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:49,680 Oh, my God. 312 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,016 Oh, my God. 313 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,058 Shane, who did this? Who did this to you? 314 00:24:55,235 --> 00:24:58,070 - It doesn't matter. - No, tell me. I will fucking kill them. 315 00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:00,811 - Who did this to you? - You did it. 316 00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:03,692 What? 317 00:25:07,161 --> 00:25:09,070 Fuck you. 318 00:25:11,748 --> 00:25:13,076 Wait. 319 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:17,792 Wait, wait, wait. Look, I'm sorry. That was a fucked-up thing to say. 320 00:25:18,379 --> 00:25:21,214 Maybe you meant something by it. Maybe we should just talk... 321 00:25:21,382 --> 00:25:22,958 No. 322 00:25:24,676 --> 00:25:26,419 Can we...? 323 00:25:26,970 --> 00:25:29,424 Can we just forget what I said? 324 00:25:30,555 --> 00:25:32,713 Let's go back to being friends. 325 00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:37,967 Is that what you want? 326 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,310 Really, a lot. 327 00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,533 I'm so angry I can barely control myself. 328 00:26:09,712 --> 00:26:14,836 But I know the more I act like that, the more this person can F me up. 329 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:18,708 But there I am, screaming like a crazy B-l-T-C-H. 330 00:26:18,885 --> 00:26:23,097 - That's gotta be hell. - Yeah, she made my life a living hell. 331 00:26:24,807 --> 00:26:28,425 - What were you doing with her, Winnie? - ls that so hard to understand? 332 00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:30,594 Look at Tina. 333 00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,513 You two were separated when she met? 334 00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:37,857 Yeah. Yeah, and now she has her completely enthralled. 335 00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:43,268 Yeah. My first play had just debuted at P.S. 122. 336 00:26:43,448 --> 00:26:45,274 The Voice gave it a rave... 337 00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:50,690 ...and this person shows up and underwrites the entire run of the show. 338 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,954 Next thing you know, I've got my own theatre company. 339 00:26:54,123 --> 00:26:56,993 I'm living in a 5-million-dollar loft in Tribeca... 340 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:59,409 - And starting a family. - Yeah. 341 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:02,337 H had never even thought about kids... 342 00:27:02,546 --> 00:27:04,088 ...but it was a dream of mine... 343 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,671 ...and she's in the business of making people's dreams come true... 344 00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:10,167 ...until she co-opts them and makes them her own. 345 00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:14,717 Mommy, I finished my chicken nuggets. Can I have some ice cream? 346 00:27:16,349 --> 00:27:20,477 - I think I have some, if it's okay. - Did you finish your salad? 347 00:27:20,645 --> 00:27:23,051 - Yes. - Alrighty. 348 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,807 Then you get the big prize. 349 00:27:27,274 --> 00:27:31,567 - Can I give you some advice about her? - I could sure use some. 350 00:27:31,736 --> 00:27:34,405 It drives her crazy when you don't react... 351 00:27:34,572 --> 00:27:38,984 ...so she'll bait and bait and bait, and if you just don't take it... 352 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,659 We're done for now. 353 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,706 We'd be clear to Bark er Pass by now... 354 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,911 ...if you hadn't brought that preacher's daughter. 355 00:27:53,128 --> 00:27:57,208 - Ladies. - Oh, hello, Mark. 356 00:27:57,382 --> 00:28:01,462 Excuse me. ls that how you greet your roommate? 357 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:05,336 - What are we watching? - A Burr Connor film festival. 358 00:28:05,514 --> 00:28:09,511 Yes, Ms. Jenny over here is going to ghostwrite his memoirs. 359 00:28:09,684 --> 00:28:11,593 I'm gonna be his stenographer. 360 00:28:11,769 --> 00:28:14,224 - No way. - Yep. 361 00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:16,934 I had a Burr Connor action-figure doll as a child. 362 00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:18,137 - You did? - I did. 363 00:28:18,315 --> 00:28:20,142 I made him beat up my G.l. Joe daily. 364 00:28:20,317 --> 00:28:21,646 - Are you serious? - Totally. 365 00:28:21,819 --> 00:28:25,234 You actually thought that this guy, Burr Connor, is more... 366 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:30,944 - ls tougher than G.l. Joe? - Look at him. Way tougher. 367 00:28:31,118 --> 00:28:33,786 This is sentimental claptrap. 368 00:28:33,953 --> 00:28:39,408 How could you possibly call these macho men "sentimental"? 369 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,615 Because it's a pretext for telling stories... 370 00:28:43,794 --> 00:28:48,207 ...about, like, the purity of male friendship and devotion. 371 00:28:48,382 --> 00:28:50,706 I mean, Mark, okay, look at all these films. 372 00:28:50,884 --> 00:28:53,671 - They're all fucking the same. - Chick flicks are the same. 373 00:28:53,845 --> 00:28:56,761 Okay, you know what? Don't tell that theory to Burr Connor. 374 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:59,681 - Kiss now. - Thelma & Louise. 375 00:28:59,849 --> 00:29:01,509 No more. 376 00:29:02,393 --> 00:29:03,721 Where's Shane, by the way? 377 00:29:05,562 --> 00:29:07,887 I think she went out. 378 00:29:08,064 --> 00:29:09,937 - Where? - I don't know. 379 00:29:10,107 --> 00:29:12,396 - To a club? - We don't know, Mark. 380 00:29:14,028 --> 00:29:17,396 - Yeah. - Sixteen Candles. 381 00:29:18,281 --> 00:29:20,486 Duk es of Hazzard. 382 00:29:21,116 --> 00:29:24,450 Gone with the Wind. Funny Girl. 383 00:29:26,704 --> 00:29:29,824 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 384 00:29:30,707 --> 00:29:32,700 It's been... 385 00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:36,201 ...16 years... 386 00:29:36,837 --> 00:29:39,459 ...since my last confession. 387 00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:42,504 And what brought you here tonight? 388 00:29:42,675 --> 00:29:45,593 Everyone wants something from me... 389 00:29:48,931 --> 00:29:52,345 ...and I don't feel like I have anything left to give. 390 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,346 What have you been giving up until now? 391 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,854 Sex. 392 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,102 That's mainly what people want. 393 00:30:04,777 --> 00:30:06,567 Actually... 394 00:30:08,988 --> 00:30:11,941 ...l don't even know at this point. I don't... 395 00:30:12,199 --> 00:30:14,488 I don't know. 396 00:30:15,327 --> 00:30:17,069 I don't know. 397 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,117 Do you feel you have to have sex with everyone who wants it? 398 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,867 In church, I didn't. 399 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:31,331 I used to live in a church shelter, so... 400 00:30:32,757 --> 00:30:36,208 - When was that? - I guess I was 10. 401 00:30:36,594 --> 00:30:38,586 And I ran away from my foster family... 402 00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:44,965 ...because someone told me my real mom was back in Austin. 403 00:30:46,853 --> 00:30:51,098 And she used to go to that shelter when she was trying to get clean. 404 00:30:52,732 --> 00:30:55,139 Your mother was a drug addict? 405 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:57,270 Yeah. 406 00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:03,023 Have you ever considered joining a church group? 407 00:31:03,198 --> 00:31:04,776 No. 408 00:31:05,784 --> 00:31:09,733 No, no, no. I don't like groups. 409 00:31:11,247 --> 00:31:15,742 The thing I like about confession is... 410 00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,252 ...you don't have to see the other person's face... 411 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,245 ...and you don't have to see how... 412 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:29,420 How hurt they are when they realize that... 413 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:33,011 ...you can't be that thing they want you to be. 414 00:31:35,892 --> 00:31:39,011 You might find there are people who don't want anything from you. 415 00:31:39,187 --> 00:31:43,479 - Yeah. - They just want to know you. 416 00:31:44,857 --> 00:31:48,807 Yeah, I haven't met anyone like that. 417 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:54,778 Anyway, there's nothing to know. 418 00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:57,735 My friend, would you just consider it? 419 00:32:10,212 --> 00:32:12,880 - Oh, thank you. - Sure. 420 00:32:13,672 --> 00:32:16,589 - Alice. - What? 421 00:32:16,758 --> 00:32:19,000 Oh, yeah. 422 00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:22,376 Yeah, I thought that would go away. 423 00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,506 You knew you did this to me? 424 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:28,345 Well, I wasn't doing it on purpose. You bruise easy. 425 00:32:28,935 --> 00:32:30,844 I'm not the only one. 426 00:32:31,144 --> 00:32:32,852 Oh, my God. 427 00:32:33,021 --> 00:32:36,603 I look like I've been beaten. I have my interview today. 428 00:32:36,774 --> 00:32:40,273 - It's radio. - I have to make an impression. 429 00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:42,069 And I don't? You're right. 430 00:32:42,237 --> 00:32:44,988 I have a photo shoot with Women's Fitness today. 431 00:32:45,156 --> 00:32:48,738 I'm the first out lesbian they've ever put on the cover, but... 432 00:32:49,785 --> 00:32:53,651 Well, you'll just be saying you can be gay and a slut. 433 00:32:55,456 --> 00:32:58,824 - Is there any more? - Yeah. 434 00:32:59,251 --> 00:33:01,042 Where? 435 00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:05,914 Oh, really? Yeah. 436 00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:07,797 - Hi. - Hey, hey. 437 00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:10,207 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 438 00:33:10,385 --> 00:33:13,089 My God, I haven't seen you. 439 00:33:13,262 --> 00:33:15,171 I haven't seen you guys in a couple days. 440 00:33:15,347 --> 00:33:16,510 What have you been doing? 441 00:33:16,682 --> 00:33:18,389 - Working. - Training. 442 00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:22,844 They've been having sex all weekend. 443 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:25,392 - Hi. - Hey. 444 00:33:25,647 --> 00:33:28,137 - Hi, everyone. - Hi. 445 00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:34,902 Why don't you two come join us. 446 00:33:35,071 --> 00:33:36,862 Okay. 447 00:33:37,323 --> 00:33:38,900 Thank you. 448 00:33:39,074 --> 00:33:40,699 That's nice. 449 00:33:43,078 --> 00:33:44,904 Hi. Hello. 450 00:33:46,122 --> 00:33:47,913 So... 451 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:55,212 ...Tina was just saying that Dana and Alice are having sex. 452 00:33:55,379 --> 00:33:56,707 I don't know... 453 00:33:56,881 --> 00:33:59,371 That's nothing to be ashamed of. 454 00:33:59,549 --> 00:34:01,672 They'd be in good company. 455 00:34:02,177 --> 00:34:03,587 Yeah, we haven't, though. 456 00:34:03,761 --> 00:34:06,430 I mean, I've been busy, and she's been busy. 457 00:34:06,597 --> 00:34:08,139 Working. 458 00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:11,260 - Oh, yeah, let me see. - No, I... 459 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:16,012 - Busy. - Okay, okay, let's see. 460 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:19,105 - No. - Working? 461 00:34:19,607 --> 00:34:23,141 - Oh, my goodness. - Working it. Working it. 462 00:34:23,527 --> 00:34:25,483 - Let her see. Let her see. - Okay, okay. 463 00:34:25,653 --> 00:34:29,272 - Open it up. - All right, I have... 464 00:34:30,741 --> 00:34:32,899 Oh, my God. 465 00:34:33,076 --> 00:34:34,950 Oh, my God. 466 00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:40,325 I have my KCRW audition, and I kind of don't know what to do, so I was... 467 00:34:40,499 --> 00:34:43,832 Well, you know, why don't you take this. 468 00:34:45,503 --> 00:34:48,954 Because passion should never cost you respect. 469 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,704 No, that... Helena, I couldn't accept this. 470 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:54,754 - It's Hermès. - It's vintage. 471 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,296 And for having such a good eye, you get to keep it. 472 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,101 You know, I think I'd better be getting to work. 473 00:35:08,271 --> 00:35:11,023 Well, that's a shame. Why don't you take the morning off? 474 00:35:11,191 --> 00:35:13,313 Because it's not really an option for me. 475 00:35:13,484 --> 00:35:16,484 Of course it is. You're having breakfast with a board member... 476 00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:19,903 ...and we're gonna discuss what to talk about with Allyn Barnes. 477 00:35:20,073 --> 00:35:21,696 You've gotta be kidding. 478 00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:26,361 Helena has just joined the board of directors for the CAC. 479 00:35:27,787 --> 00:35:30,456 I'll see you at the meeting. 480 00:35:30,623 --> 00:35:34,620 Well, Bette, why don't you come over later tonight after the meeting. 481 00:35:34,918 --> 00:35:37,538 Tina and I have found a house. 482 00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:41,330 Oh, no, Helena has found a house. 483 00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:45,295 Well, you know what? Why don't you all come over tonight. 484 00:35:45,468 --> 00:35:48,504 - We'll have a housewarming party. - Yeah. 485 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:53,172 You should see this house. It's on Broad Beach. 486 00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:57,216 The one in Architectural Digest. It's gorgeous. 487 00:35:58,186 --> 00:36:00,060 Of course it is. 488 00:36:02,607 --> 00:36:04,765 You know, that sounds really nice, Helena. 489 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:07,485 Maybe if I'm not too tired. 490 00:36:08,653 --> 00:36:09,981 Good. 491 00:36:14,032 --> 00:36:15,361 - Bye, Bette. - Bye. 492 00:36:15,534 --> 00:36:17,028 - See you later. - Bye. Good luck. 493 00:36:17,202 --> 00:36:18,530 Okay, thanks. 494 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,413 - Hey. - Hey. 495 00:36:34,883 --> 00:36:38,216 - Did I do something to offend you? - No. 496 00:36:38,678 --> 00:36:42,128 Look, you saved my ass... 497 00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:45,759 ...and I'm sorry if I didn't thank you adequately. 498 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,387 So thank you. 499 00:36:49,853 --> 00:36:55,308 Do you know anything about the samurai code? Ronin? 500 00:36:55,941 --> 00:36:58,064 Is that one of those Hong Kong action flicks? 501 00:36:58,235 --> 00:36:59,942 No, it's a book, actually. 502 00:37:00,111 --> 00:37:03,112 I was really into that shit when I was like 13 and 14. 503 00:37:03,281 --> 00:37:06,151 Got my first-degree black belt in Shotokan. 504 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,116 - Lucky for me, huh? - Yeah. 505 00:37:08,285 --> 00:37:11,071 Well, according to the samurai code... 506 00:37:11,245 --> 00:37:14,579 ...if you save someone's ass, you're forever indebted to that person. 507 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:19,576 You're... it's the greatest honour and privilege you can ever achieve. 508 00:37:20,795 --> 00:37:24,164 Look, I said thank you. I don't know what else you want me to do. 509 00:37:24,548 --> 00:37:26,504 Not you, me. 510 00:37:26,925 --> 00:37:29,712 I'm indebted to you for giving me that opportunity. 511 00:37:31,261 --> 00:37:35,010 No, so it's like, basically, I'm your servant now. 512 00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,474 No, thank you. 513 00:37:37,642 --> 00:37:39,718 It's just the way it's gotta be. 514 00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:41,933 You're stuck with me. 515 00:37:42,771 --> 00:37:44,645 Sit, please. 516 00:37:45,524 --> 00:37:47,314 Allow me. 517 00:37:50,444 --> 00:37:54,192 Will you be having a beverage, my lord? 518 00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:56,775 No. 519 00:38:02,411 --> 00:38:03,740 - Hello? - Hi. 520 00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:06,700 This is Jenny Schecter for Mr. Burr Connor, please. 521 00:38:06,874 --> 00:38:10,289 - Yes, Ms. Schecter, come on in. - Thank you. 522 00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,711 It's a hard feeling to describe... 523 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:27,264 ...but I think that I've known for a really long time... 524 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:33,184 ...and I fought against it because I knew my family wouldn't approve. 525 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:37,351 But I actually think that I've always known. 526 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:41,558 - Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. - Yeah? 527 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,566 From the time I was a small boy... 528 00:38:46,448 --> 00:38:48,653 ...l always knew I wanted to be an actor. 529 00:38:48,824 --> 00:38:50,698 How cool. 530 00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:59,617 So, like, what kind of writers would you say you model yourself after? 531 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,494 Judith Krantz? Danielle Steel? Like that? 532 00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:08,707 - You're kidding. - No, seriously. Let me guess. Can I? 533 00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,801 Looking at you, having spent a few minutes with you... 534 00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:15,093 I'm good at this. 535 00:39:16,138 --> 00:39:18,344 Mary Gaitskill. 536 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:23,303 Thank you. I don't know. 537 00:39:23,478 --> 00:39:25,683 Charlotte's pushing me really hard right now... 538 00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:28,771 ...so my style's just evolving pretty fast. 539 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:30,731 Well, I won't be pushing you, okay? 540 00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:34,692 I basically just need you to correct my grammar... 541 00:39:34,861 --> 00:39:37,067 ...and add an adjective or two here or there. 542 00:39:37,781 --> 00:39:42,027 Okay, have you...? Have you ever written anything before? 543 00:39:42,201 --> 00:39:44,489 No, not really. I've been tape-recording myself. 544 00:39:44,661 --> 00:39:45,905 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 545 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:48,534 Oh, okay. Just wait... 546 00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:51,039 - I have this. - No. 547 00:39:52,084 --> 00:39:55,250 - You can put that away. - Okay, I'll put it away. 548 00:39:56,545 --> 00:40:00,377 Can I... Can I just use my notebook? 549 00:40:00,549 --> 00:40:02,090 No, go ahead. 550 00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:05,674 Okay, I have a couple of questions for you, to begin. 551 00:40:07,179 --> 00:40:09,218 Rod Sebring. 552 00:40:10,224 --> 00:40:15,976 It appears as though you have a very profound connection with him. 553 00:40:17,187 --> 00:40:18,729 Yeah. 554 00:40:19,356 --> 00:40:22,142 - Well, we did three pictures together. - Yeah. 555 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:25,899 The scene in Hard Man to Know... 556 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:32,687 ...where you carry Mr. Sebring across Texas after he's been shot... 557 00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:36,485 ...it's beautiful and quite romantic. 558 00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:38,737 - You like that movie? - I loved it. 559 00:40:38,913 --> 00:40:41,914 I really... l thought it was, like... l loved it. 560 00:40:42,082 --> 00:40:43,659 - Really? - Yeah. 561 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:47,961 - You don't seem like the type. - Oh, my God, I've seen all of your films. 562 00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:49,920 - I'm sure you have, yeah. - Yeah. 563 00:40:50,089 --> 00:40:53,753 - In the last two days, right? - Yes, but... 564 00:40:53,925 --> 00:40:58,301 Okay, but... But my girlfriend actually has seen all your films. 565 00:40:58,929 --> 00:41:00,554 - Your girlfriend? - Yeah. 566 00:41:00,723 --> 00:41:04,885 When she was a little kid, she and her stepdad used to go to all your films... 567 00:41:05,059 --> 00:41:07,301 ...and now she can recite all your dialogue. 568 00:41:07,645 --> 00:41:09,138 So she's a tomboy? 569 00:41:11,481 --> 00:41:14,434 Gosh, I've never thought of her like that. 570 00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:18,194 I think she's just beautiful. 571 00:41:20,864 --> 00:41:24,777 Well, Ms. Schecter, thank you so much for coming on over. 572 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:28,650 I'll be in touch with you to let you know if I'll be needing your help. 573 00:41:29,162 --> 00:41:32,827 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 574 00:41:38,378 --> 00:41:40,500 Are you firing me... 575 00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:43,209 ...because I'm gay? 576 00:41:44,174 --> 00:41:46,581 Well, I wasn't aware that I'd actually hired you... 577 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,044 ...but I do prefer not to have certain things flaunted in my face. 578 00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:02,138 My big catch-phrase ending could be: 579 00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:06,311 "Go ask Alice, because she knows what's going on." 580 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:12,106 No, that's good. That's good. 581 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,445 Look, I'm gonna go talk to my new chef. 582 00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:15,943 - What? - Yeah. 583 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,824 You hired a new chef? That's so cool. 584 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:22,701 Girl, I stole her from A.O.C. She was training under Suzanne Goin. 585 00:42:23,331 --> 00:42:27,162 Maybe I should write about that. It's gotta be better than what I have. 586 00:42:27,334 --> 00:42:29,291 No, no. No, yours is really good, Alice. 587 00:42:29,461 --> 00:42:35,047 I mean, you've just gotta relax and breathe. 588 00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:37,207 - Benjamin, right? - You bet. 589 00:42:37,384 --> 00:42:39,875 - Okay? - Yeah. 590 00:42:41,553 --> 00:42:44,590 This is Alice Pieszecki reminding you to relax and breathe. 591 00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:46,757 Relax and breathe. 592 00:42:46,974 --> 00:42:50,308 Reminding you to relax and breathe. 593 00:42:51,895 --> 00:42:53,804 - Alice. - Gabby. 594 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:56,306 I thought you'd have a more interesting demise... 595 00:42:56,482 --> 00:42:58,688 ...than muttering to yourself at the Planet. 596 00:42:58,859 --> 00:43:00,519 - Yeah, wow. - Give me a hug. 597 00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:03,398 - Okay. Hi. - Hi. 598 00:43:03,571 --> 00:43:06,145 - You look good. - Thanks. What's wrong with you? 599 00:43:06,324 --> 00:43:09,075 Nothing, except that I'm in love. Yeah. 600 00:43:09,451 --> 00:43:11,029 Gabby Deveaux, in love. 601 00:43:12,704 --> 00:43:15,539 How are you? What's going on with you? 602 00:43:15,748 --> 00:43:17,787 I'm in love too. 603 00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:20,959 Yeah. You can't tell? 604 00:43:21,128 --> 00:43:24,081 Maybe I'm not showing it or some... I'm very private, so... 605 00:43:24,255 --> 00:43:28,382 Alice "Tell Me Your Secrets And I'll Sell Them to the Daily Planet" Pieszecki? 606 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:31,088 So who is the lucky lady? 607 00:43:31,636 --> 00:43:35,004 - She... You don't know her. - I pretty much know everybody. 608 00:43:35,764 --> 00:43:37,756 Well, do I know your new paramour? 609 00:43:38,307 --> 00:43:40,633 She's... Oh, here she is. 610 00:43:42,645 --> 00:43:44,767 - Right there. - Lara? 611 00:43:45,272 --> 00:43:49,055 - Hey, Alice. - I guess you do. Hey, baby. 612 00:43:50,443 --> 00:43:55,068 - Did she like your recipes? - " Dishes." We don't call them " recipes." 613 00:43:56,281 --> 00:43:58,949 - So, Alice, how's Dana? - She's fine. 614 00:43:59,116 --> 00:44:02,485 Yeah, she's great, actually. Great. 615 00:44:02,661 --> 00:44:05,032 Yeah, I'm sure you'll see her around and stuff. 616 00:44:05,997 --> 00:44:07,325 So, cool. 617 00:44:07,498 --> 00:44:10,071 Great to see you guys, the two of you. Yeah, okay. 618 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:13,241 - Bye. - Yeah, bye. 619 00:44:15,004 --> 00:44:16,332 ...powered by RealNetworks. 620 00:44:16,505 --> 00:44:19,375 KCRW, a community service of Santa Monica College. 621 00:44:19,549 --> 00:44:20,877 All this at KCRW. com. 622 00:44:21,051 --> 00:44:22,165 - Alice. - Hi, Mimi. 623 00:44:22,343 --> 00:44:24,253 I'm so happy to see you. 624 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:26,800 You're not gonna believe what just happened to me. 625 00:44:26,972 --> 00:44:29,676 - What? Are you ready? - Yeah, I am ready. 626 00:44:29,849 --> 00:44:31,177 - Okay. - I am ready. 627 00:44:31,351 --> 00:44:34,435 - Can you say a few words, please? - Yes, I... Yes. 628 00:44:34,604 --> 00:44:36,311 Yeah. Go? ls it good? 629 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,223 Hello? 630 00:44:38,482 --> 00:44:41,814 Hi. Hi, this is Alice Pieszecki. 631 00:44:41,984 --> 00:44:43,644 This is... One, two, is that good? 632 00:44:43,819 --> 00:44:45,313 That's good. 633 00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:50,490 Yeah, so out walks Lara, who's the ex of my current girlfriend... 634 00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:52,983 ...and what does she do? 635 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,034 She makes out with my ex. 636 00:44:55,204 --> 00:44:57,907 I mean, if I was gonna draw you a picture of this... 637 00:44:58,081 --> 00:45:04,794 ...Alice to Dana, Dana to Lara, Lara to Gabby... Hi. Gross. 638 00:45:04,961 --> 00:45:06,075 ...Gabby to Alice. 639 00:45:06,253 --> 00:45:10,631 I'm just totally freaked out about it. I'm sorry. it's like: 640 00:45:13,426 --> 00:45:14,589 I don't know, because... 641 00:45:14,761 --> 00:45:18,674 Well, I have this chart, and it's... it started on the back of a napkin... 642 00:45:18,847 --> 00:45:22,215 ...but now it takes up an entire wall in my living room. 643 00:45:22,392 --> 00:45:25,309 But it's about these entanglements, you know? 644 00:45:25,478 --> 00:45:30,933 It's, like, got relationships on it, one-night stands. 645 00:45:31,108 --> 00:45:33,942 It pretty much has anybody who's slept with anybody else. 646 00:45:34,110 --> 00:45:38,652 That, therefore, connects me to Tina, which connects me to Helena... 647 00:45:38,822 --> 00:45:40,316 ...who Tina's currently seeing. 648 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,324 And once you get her on the chart, you have Warren Beatty. 649 00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:46,161 Once you have him on the chart, you pretty much have... 650 00:45:46,328 --> 00:45:49,613 ...presidential interns. I mean, I am connected to Monica Lewinsky. 651 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:52,493 It's random. it's... I don't know. 652 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:56,366 I'm sorry, I'm totally rambling, and I'm... Because I have... 653 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,919 - it's okay, Alice. - I'm sorry. 654 00:45:58,087 --> 00:46:00,839 - I think we've got what we need. - I don't understand. 655 00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:05,086 That's okay. It was great, I promise you. 656 00:46:09,388 --> 00:46:11,048 Since this isn't a regular meeting... 657 00:46:11,181 --> 00:46:13,885 ...l won't regale you with details of budget or schedule. 658 00:46:14,058 --> 00:46:18,933 I'll just welcome Helena Peabody and turn it over to Leo. 659 00:46:19,312 --> 00:46:22,847 I think Helena deserves a little more fanfare than that. 660 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:26,357 Helena, the California Art Center is privileged and highly honoured... 661 00:46:26,527 --> 00:46:29,278 ...to welcome you to our board of directors. 662 00:46:35,701 --> 00:46:38,274 And Helena has a very special guest with her tonight. 663 00:46:38,454 --> 00:46:42,035 Helena, please introduce Allyn Barnes. 664 00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:46,832 I really don't think Allyn needs any introduction. 665 00:46:47,002 --> 00:46:50,452 She's quite simply one of the most important living artists of our time. 666 00:46:50,629 --> 00:46:53,037 Oh, nonsense. Stop it. 667 00:46:53,215 --> 00:46:56,002 Nobody outside of the art world even knows my work. 668 00:46:56,176 --> 00:46:57,836 That's an understatement. 669 00:46:58,011 --> 00:47:00,631 Hardly anyone in the art world knows your work. 670 00:47:00,804 --> 00:47:03,971 Of course we do. Everybody remembers Allyn Barnes's Tet Offensive. 671 00:47:04,141 --> 00:47:05,848 Well, that was 1972. 672 00:47:06,017 --> 00:47:07,345 Allyn, how do you propose... 673 00:47:07,518 --> 00:47:10,886 ...to show the work you've done since you stopped showing in galleries? 674 00:47:11,063 --> 00:47:13,304 That's 30 years of work never exhibited. 675 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:16,268 Well, I'm not sure I propose to show it at all. 676 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:20,439 Allyn doesn't have to worry about that. We'll devote all five galleries. 677 00:47:20,612 --> 00:47:23,566 The CAC will be the Allyn Barnes museum. 678 00:47:24,157 --> 00:47:28,735 Oh, Allyn. Please don't worry. You're in very good hands with Leo. 679 00:47:28,911 --> 00:47:31,401 What about the earthworks in Humboldt County? 680 00:47:31,579 --> 00:47:35,742 A Season In Hell is one of the best pieces of art made in the last 20 years... 681 00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:38,323 ...and it was destroyed due to clear-cutting. 682 00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:40,789 Bette, I think you're a little out of step here. 683 00:47:40,961 --> 00:47:43,962 - Allyn and I have discussed... - That's what the piece was about. 684 00:47:44,131 --> 00:47:46,965 Yes, but in a retrospective, it would be a glaring omission. 685 00:47:47,425 --> 00:47:50,592 There has to be some way that we reference that work. 686 00:47:50,762 --> 00:47:54,806 I mean, I feel incredibly privileged to have seen it. 687 00:47:55,474 --> 00:47:59,471 - You saw A Season In Hell? - I wrote my graduate thesis on it. 688 00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:00,972 That was you? 689 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:03,303 That piece that was published in the Artforum? 690 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,682 It was crude. I think that I'm a better critical writer now. 691 00:48:06,857 --> 00:48:09,431 I was so furious. 692 00:48:09,610 --> 00:48:13,821 You were the first person in 18 years that had penetrated my anonymity. 693 00:48:13,989 --> 00:48:16,480 I had to scale three fences just to get close to it. 694 00:48:16,658 --> 00:48:19,942 - I thought I was gonna get shot at. - You almost were shot at. 695 00:48:20,119 --> 00:48:23,451 But it was the best article that's ever been written about my work. 696 00:48:23,621 --> 00:48:26,705 I mean, you really, really understood what I was going after. 697 00:48:26,874 --> 00:48:30,788 I attended your lecture series the semester you taught at Yale. 698 00:48:30,961 --> 00:48:34,411 - So you studied with Si Stillman? - Oh, my God, he hated me. 699 00:48:34,588 --> 00:48:38,039 Did Si give you that exercise where you had to write about a Vasarely... 700 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:40,505 ...after a story by Borges? 701 00:48:40,677 --> 00:48:44,590 Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius. That was the story I chose. 702 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,175 Reality and perception, labyrinth of time and space. 703 00:48:50,226 --> 00:48:52,895 - Hey. - Hi. 704 00:48:56,606 --> 00:48:59,061 Oh, was it that bad? 705 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:02,605 I fucked it up massively. 706 00:49:02,778 --> 00:49:05,185 And how did you manage that? 707 00:49:05,363 --> 00:49:08,033 Well, I think... 708 00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:12,741 ...that Mr. Connor doesn't like the fact that I'm a lesbian. 709 00:49:14,704 --> 00:49:17,456 - You told him that? - Yeah. 710 00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:21,740 - And how did that happen? - Because it just sort of came out. 711 00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:26,663 And I was... l was talking about you. 712 00:49:29,008 --> 00:49:31,794 You outed me to Burr Connor. 713 00:49:33,970 --> 00:49:37,172 He's a big, creepy homophobe. 714 00:49:37,348 --> 00:49:42,554 Well, don't worry about it. Most men from that generation are. 715 00:49:52,943 --> 00:49:55,564 - Hey. - Hey. 716 00:49:57,113 --> 00:50:00,198 Look, a few of us are gonna go hang out. 717 00:50:00,366 --> 00:50:02,738 You think you might wanna come? 718 00:50:03,702 --> 00:50:05,943 I don't know, I... 719 00:50:06,746 --> 00:50:08,324 Okay. 720 00:50:08,873 --> 00:50:10,616 How about this? 721 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,583 As my servant... 722 00:50:13,752 --> 00:50:16,372 ...I'm instructing you to come and hang out... 723 00:50:16,545 --> 00:50:18,170 ...because I need the protection. 724 00:50:20,758 --> 00:50:23,841 - All right. - Good answer. 725 00:50:24,636 --> 00:50:26,711 So it's all about things that are connected. 726 00:50:26,887 --> 00:50:31,797 It can be funny, it can be serious, as long as it fits the premise. 727 00:50:32,642 --> 00:50:34,848 I'm so proud of you. 728 00:50:35,228 --> 00:50:38,512 The Chart with Alice Pieszecki, Fridays at 3 on KCRW. 729 00:50:38,689 --> 00:50:40,099 - Good voice. - You like? 730 00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:43,060 - Yeah. - Alice, make out with me. 731 00:50:48,697 --> 00:50:51,781 So, what made you pick The Chart? You had so many other ideas. 732 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:53,943 I don't know. 733 00:50:54,201 --> 00:50:58,328 Actually, I ran into Gabby Deveaux. 734 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,408 You did? 735 00:51:00,581 --> 00:51:04,744 Yeah, and she was all, " Let's be friends, " you know? 736 00:51:04,918 --> 00:51:08,167 I don't understand what this need to have a deep... 737 00:51:08,337 --> 00:51:11,753 ...yet sexless relationship with an ex that treated you shitty... 738 00:51:11,924 --> 00:51:15,375 ...and cheated on you, but, hey... 739 00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:19,251 Yeah, I don't necessarily think we should be friends with our exes. 740 00:51:20,973 --> 00:51:22,597 Really? 741 00:51:22,974 --> 00:51:25,216 - You agree, huh? - Yeah, I do. 742 00:51:25,476 --> 00:51:29,094 Well, what if one of your exes just kind of showed up like that? 743 00:51:29,479 --> 00:51:33,428 Well I'm not ready to be friends with Tonya, if that's what you mean. 744 00:51:33,608 --> 00:51:35,185 Right. 745 00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:41,061 What about, I don't know, like, Lara? 746 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:44,693 Alice, I haven't thought about Lara in a long time. 747 00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,409 I don't know. 748 00:51:46,577 --> 00:51:49,743 I guess we could be friends. 749 00:51:49,912 --> 00:51:51,989 Unless you don't want me to. 750 00:51:56,209 --> 00:51:58,119 I'll go get that. 751 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,497 Hello? 752 00:52:01,839 --> 00:52:04,507 Hi, Jenny. it's Dana. 753 00:52:06,217 --> 00:52:09,337 Hold on. Jenny and Carmen aren't going to Helena's. 754 00:52:09,511 --> 00:52:11,006 Really? Where are they going? 755 00:52:12,514 --> 00:52:13,973 Where are you going? 756 00:52:17,769 --> 00:52:19,844 Is this an L.A. thing? 757 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,309 You invite people over, they say they'll come... 758 00:52:22,481 --> 00:52:24,224 ...and then they just don't show up? 759 00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:25,940 It is. 760 00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:29,567 I remember being shocked by it when I first moved here. 761 00:52:29,737 --> 00:52:31,195 Now I'm just used to it. 762 00:52:31,363 --> 00:52:33,770 Yeah, well, it's not gonna fly with me. 763 00:52:34,950 --> 00:52:38,946 Well, we'll just have to send formal invitations next time. 764 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:42,820 I'm not so sure there's gonna be a next time. 765 00:52:42,997 --> 00:52:46,246 I'm not very forgiving when it comes to social transgressions. 766 00:52:48,669 --> 00:52:51,669 Come on. This is nice. 767 00:52:52,213 --> 00:52:54,882 We get to be alone together in your new house... 768 00:52:55,675 --> 00:52:58,509 ...and initiate it all by ourselves. 769 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,880 Or am I not enough for you? 770 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,676 You're more than enough for me. 771 00:53:24,698 --> 00:53:26,821 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 772 00:53:26,991 --> 00:53:28,319 What are you doing? 773 00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:31,908 - We thought we'd invite ourselves over. - What about Helena and Tina's? 774 00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:34,616 Oh, no, it's too far. Malibu's such a drive. 775 00:53:34,789 --> 00:53:36,782 - Hey, you. - The curse of the West Side. 776 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,282 - And it is family night. - Family night. 777 00:53:39,459 --> 00:53:42,578 - How are you? - Hi. Good to see you. 778 00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:47,121 - Thanks. I guess I'll order pizza. - Oh, let me. 779 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:51,676 I feel so privileged being invited to your family night. 780 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:55,469 - Angeli? ls that...? - Sure. 781 00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:58,680 I think the phone is... 782 00:54:00,810 --> 00:54:05,720 Hey, Mark. Can you get one with, like, ricotta cheese or something. 783 00:54:05,897 --> 00:54:09,846 I think they call it, like, the "Quattro Stagioni." 784 00:54:10,026 --> 00:54:13,229 - What's it called? - The Quattro Stagioni. 785 00:54:13,404 --> 00:54:15,312 Here, grab a glass. 786 00:54:15,864 --> 00:54:18,780 - How'd it go with Burr Connor? - The Burr Connor? 787 00:54:18,949 --> 00:54:21,571 Yeah, Jenny's ghostwriting his memoirs. 788 00:54:21,744 --> 00:54:23,154 Not after today. 789 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:27,740 That one, and my friend Alice wanted the meat lover's. 790 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:30,702 - Burr sucks. - Lots of meat. 791 00:54:31,084 --> 00:54:33,872 - Fuck him. - I'm sorry about that. 792 00:54:34,837 --> 00:54:36,581 Thank you. 793 00:54:36,756 --> 00:54:39,376 So, everybody, everybody, congratulate Alice. 794 00:54:39,549 --> 00:54:41,838 - Yes. - Congratulate Alice. 795 00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:44,049 Congratulations. 796 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,797 - Will you guys listen? - To what? 797 00:54:45,971 --> 00:54:47,964 To her show! 798 00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:51,266 - Can you do the radio voice? - No. 799 00:54:51,434 --> 00:54:52,762 Come on. Just do it. Do it. 800 00:54:52,936 --> 00:54:56,138 No, I never wanna hear the radio voice again, please. 801 00:54:56,313 --> 00:54:58,306 Doesn't everyone have, like...? 802 00:54:58,482 --> 00:55:01,186 Oh, yeah, yeah. Do the... 803 00:55:01,651 --> 00:55:04,189 - Cheers. - Drink, Bette? 63430

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