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Here you go, Thomas. Try that.
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Amazing.
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It tastes just like water.
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That's because it is water...
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100% safe drinking water
from the dew
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I collected this morning.
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You can last for months with
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just the knowledge
I've shared today.
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Bravo!
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All right.
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Is it really pure dew?
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Sure is. Here.
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Let me show you my system.
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Can you guys keep it down?
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All this pure-dew talk
is blowing my fo...
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Ha ha!
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
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Good game, dude. Good game.
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Guys, can you come here for a second?
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Ah, sweet.
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Benson's presentation's over.
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Look out, face.
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It's time to shove
some burgers in your mouth.
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Yeah, watch out, buns,
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'cause you're about to
get some patties up in you.
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks a lot for
coming to this.
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I know my wilderness-survival
presentations aren't how you'd
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normally choose to
spend your time off.
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Sure, Benson. No problem.
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Great.
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So, if you can just
bring over the tortillas,
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I'll get started
on the food.
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No offense, but you don't make
burgers with tortillas.
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Wait.
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Are you telling me that you
didn't bring the tortillas?
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Why would we bring
tortillas for burgers?
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Because we're not
having burgers.
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We're having quesadillas.
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Aw, what?
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We only came to this thing
for the burgers at the end.
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Yeah.
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Why didn't you tell us we were
having quesadillas this time?
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I did tell you...
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over and over.
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I said, "We're having
quesadillas this time."
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Don't forget we're having
quesadillas this time,
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so if you can pick
up the tortillas,
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I'd really appreciate it.
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No problem.
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Hey, guys.
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You're gonna pick
up the tortillas
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for the quesadillas, right?
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Oh, yes!
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Great. Thank you.
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Since you guys are
headed out anyway,
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this might be a good time
to get those tortillas.
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What did he say?
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I think, uh,
"Have a good time"?
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Maybe if you just
reminded us one more...
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I shouldn't have to
remind you at all!
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You two never listen to me,
and I'm sick of it!
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Don't be mad, Benson.
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Mad?
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I got mad the last
time you ignored me.
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This time, I'm...
I'm deeply offended.
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And now I have six pounds of
cheese and not one tortilla.
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What kind of quesadilla
can you make with that, huh?
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What kind?!
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You can't make a quesadilla
without tortillas.
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That's just cheese.
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Thank you, Skips.
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So now, because of
Mordecai and Rigby,
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here we all are...
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tired, hungry, nothing to eat.
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And if you two don't get those
tortillas right now,
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you're fired!
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Well, which ones are
we supposed to get?
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There's like 30 different
kinds here.
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How should I know?
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Well, can you check?
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It's a note from Benson.
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"Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
you're probably standing
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there like two boneheads trying
to figure out which of the
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30 different kinds
of tortillas to get."
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How does he know?!
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Dude, he typed it.
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"Since you never listen,
I'll remind you that we need an
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extra-large bag of Casa Queso
handmade-style flour tortillas.
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If you come back here with
anything else, you're fired.
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Your boss, Benson."
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And then there's some clip art
of a bomb, and it says,
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"The clock is ticking!"
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"Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
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go get the exact
tortillas I want,
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or I'm gonna get all mad.
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"Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
I know you love burgers,
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so we're having quesadillas.
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Yeah.
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"Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
if I don't get something
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to put this cheese
between right now,
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you're fired."
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Dude, we're actually running
kind of late on getting these
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tortillas back to the park.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we should take
that new shortcut.
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Good call.
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And then, earlier,
Benson was all like,
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"Don't forget to gas up the cart
before you get tortillas."
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And I was just like,
"Cool it, dude.
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Thanks for the..."
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"...heads... up"?
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I see.
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Dude, why didn't you just listen
to Benson and gas up the cart?
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Because he never says
anything important?
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Except that was important,
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'cause now we're stuck in
the middle of the woods.
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Okay, this is gonna be painful,
but I think we have to ask
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Benson to come get us.
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Guys, hey.
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Benson, are you there?
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Sorry.
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Rigby!
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I really am sorry, Mordecai.
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My body just starts
talking when it's hungry.
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Just give me the phone.
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Awesome. No service.
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We're gonna have to walk
the rest of the way.
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I'm pretty sure if we just
head towards those trees...
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Okay, that didn't land us
where I thought it would.
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But if we can just get to the
other side of that river.
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All right, so I think if we
can go down that hill...
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Easy. Easy.
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Okay, maybe if we...
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Maybe if we what?
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Do you even have any idea
where we're going?
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I've seen that Skips rock
four times.
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Okay, but...
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Dude, just face it.
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We're lost.
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Yeah, we're lost.
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And I'm cold and hungry.
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Well, I'd say we go back
to the cart for shelter,
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but I don't even know
where that is anymore.
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What are you doing?!
You can't eat those.
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We have to give them
to Benson.
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Well, he's not getting
anything if we die up here.
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But maybe there's something
else we can eat.
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Can we eat... rocks?
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I saw one show where the guy
made a three-course meal
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out of nothing but tree bark.
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It's not that bad.
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Whoa, dude.
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Huh?
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That's not right, man.
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What show did you see
that bark thing on?
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It was on, um... oh!
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"Crazy Eats."
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The one where the guy makes
himself insane by eating stuff
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that's not food?
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Rigby, they don't even go
outside on that show.
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But, Mordecai,
the inside is the outside.
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The inside is the outside.
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The inside is
the outside.
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Oh, man.
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What happened?
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I don't know, dude,
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but we're not gonna
survive this, are we?
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Dude, it's so cold.
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We're gonna freeze to death
before we can get Benson
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these tortillas.
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If Skips was here,
he'd know what to do.
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Pay attention, guys.
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You're gonna need to
remember this stuff.
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Mordecai, we need to remember
what Benson said in his
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wilderness presentation.
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Dude, that's it!
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Remember. Remember.
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And that's how you
survive a bear attack.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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Hey, Mordecai and Rigby.
I need your eyes up here.
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Oh, Benson.
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What about when
it gets chilly?
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That's a great question, Pops.
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Now, it may look like I'm just
wearing a jacket up here.
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But underneath it, I have on a
sweatshirt,
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followed by a long-sleeve
thermal followed by a t-shirt
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followed by a tank top.
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It's called layering,
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and it's your key to
temperature regulation.
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Layering!
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There's nothing to
make layers with.
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I see some layers.
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That's enough for now.
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We need to save the
rest for Benson.
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We'd better get a move on.
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"End is near.
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Tell Benson we tried."
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Did we make it?
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No.
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It wasn't supposed to
end like this, Mordecai.
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No, Rigby.
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Don't give up.
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There's got to be one
last thing we can remember
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from Benson's presentation.
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No, Bro.
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This is it.
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See you on the other side.
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Please, just try to remember,
Rigby.
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Do it for Benson.
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And if all else fails,
find a cellphone signal.
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It may just save your
life one day.
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We have to find a cellphone signal!
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Okay, okay.
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Let me just...
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It's almost out of batteries.
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Then let's go!
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Mordecai...
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...my leg.
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I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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This is our last chance, Rigby.
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Are you gonna die
like a little baby,
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or are you gonna help me?
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I'll help you,
Mordecai!
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Anything?
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Run faster!
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Come on, phone!
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Please, please, please!
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A bar, Mordecai!
We have a bar!
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A bar?
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A bar! A bar!
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A beautiful bar!
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I'm so happy.
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Wait. Call, dude.
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Call! Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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I'm dialing.
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It's ringing!
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Hello?
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I can't believe it.
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You guys are still here.
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After all this time?
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Everything has changed so
much since we've been gone.
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Is this still called
a pine... cone?
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What year is it?
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You guys have only been
gone a couple hours.
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We could hear you yelling on
the other side of those trees,
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but every time we had
Thomas go check it out,
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you attacked him.
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These tortillas are
soggy and dirty.
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Oh, Benson!
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You saved us!
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Yeah, Benson.
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We're sorry we never listen.
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And you're so smart.
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How did you know we were gonna
forget what tortillas to get?
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All right, all right!
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That's enough!
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I had a feeling
this might happen.
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Thomas, can you take the backup
burgers over to the grill, please?
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Backup burgers?
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Wh-o-o-o-oa!
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Just don't touch
any of the food.
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