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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,090 --> 00:00:13,190 Hello, Mr. Maellard. 2 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:15,190 Huh, looks like he is not home. 3 00:00:15,190 --> 00:00:17,110 Help me bring these boxes inside. 4 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:19,990 but don't touch anything or you're both fired. 5 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:21,320 Okay okay. 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,320 man, what's in these boxes? 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,050 Yeah, this stuff is heavy. 8 00:00:26,050 --> 00:00:28,750 whatever it is, I am sure it is incredibly expensive. 9 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,140 So be careful. 10 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,600 I wonder where the pool is. 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,840 that's a flattest flat screen I've ever seen. 12 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:40,450 Nice. 13 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,900 Quit snooping around. 14 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:42,780 Get upstairs 15 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:44,350 and put those boxes away 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,810 so we can leave before you two destroy the place. 17 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:48,170 Fine fine. 18 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,890 Is that? 19 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:06,760 A signed Bruce Rock guitar? 20 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,860 Are you ready to get rocked? 21 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,810 Yeaah! 22 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,530 Wooow, are you ready to get rock? 23 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,640 Benson we are finish, we can... wow! 24 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:40,860 what happened to not touching anything? 25 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,860 I don't know, I got carried away. 26 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,860 This guitar is worth more than my life 27 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:48,230 Maellard is gonna fire me for sure if he doesn't kill me first. 28 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:50,630 Okay okay, Wait, it might not be so bad. 29 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:53,640 Maybe we can find some glue and ... 30 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:55,810 Ahhh... I am ruined 31 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,140 There's no way I can... 32 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:57,890 Wait. 33 00:01:57,890 --> 00:01:59,700 You two, you can help me! 34 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:00,940 Uh... we can? 35 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,560 You guys are always wracking staff and getting away with it. 36 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,560 You are practically experts. 37 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:07,900 We are totally experts. 38 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,220 Don't worry Benson, we can help you fix this. 39 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:10,940 You can? 40 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:13,820 Sure, all we gonna do is to get another signed Bruce Rock guitar. 41 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,000 And then we will sneak in here before Maellard realizes anything is wrong. 42 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,210 Don't worry, dude. with our help, you are not gonna fired. 43 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:22,970 Alright, the way I see it, 44 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,000 - Bruce Rock is always on tour, right? - Yeah. 45 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,400 Well, the best way to see him 46 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,800 is to go to his next concert. 47 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,690 And then just go up to him and ask for another autographed guitar. 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,220 Oh hey, what do you know? He's playing tonight. 49 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,110 Are you serious, he's in town? 50 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:37,570 That's amazing! 51 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,620 Man, you guys really are good! 52 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,350 Yeah, let's buy the tickets. 53 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,750 Ah, man, it's sold out. 54 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,790 Oh no, I am gonna get fired and lose out all my retirement benefits. 55 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,550 Oh man oh man. 56 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:53,090 Dude, just relax. 57 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,770 Yeah, the first plan never works. 58 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,380 Talk to me. 59 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,100 Benson broke Maellard's guitar that was signed by Bruce Rock. 60 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,540 Say no more, bro. 61 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:03,450 I will give my buddy Rodney a call. 62 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:04,770 He will take care of it for you. 63 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,580 Who's Rodney? 64 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,460 He's one of Bruce Rock's roadies. 65 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,560 He can totally get Benson another signed guitar. 66 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:11,370 Nice! 67 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,460 Thanks Muscle Man. 68 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,420 No worries. 69 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:18,190 T-bone! 70 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:22,320 Bruce Rock Bruce Rock Bruce Rock! 71 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,390 Thanks again for doing this, Rodney. 72 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:25,920 Don't mention it, bro. 73 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:28,570 I still owe you for that night outside at Dooley's. 74 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,840 It's Bruce Rock. It's Bruce Rock. 75 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:39,430 Hey, Bruce, this is the guy Benson I was telling you about. 76 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,090 Uh... what's up, man? 77 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:44,630 Mr. Rock, I would just like to say that it is an honor. 78 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:48,730 Right on, brother, I will sign this guitar for you after the show. 79 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,050 Hey, stay gold. 80 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,200 Thanks Bruce! 81 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,510 Oh, man, he's looking OLD. 82 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,850 Hey, have some respect, he's an American icon. 83 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,650 Are you ready to get rocked? 84 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:06,020 Can't believe he is still jammy after all this years. 85 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,960 Bruce Rock is gonna live forever. 86 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:11,320 Somebody call an ambulance! 87 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:14,910 We have received conformation that American icon Bruce Rock 88 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:18,660 has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage. 89 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:23,380 Sources say that Bruce's old old body just couldn't handle the fall. 90 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:26,560 I am finished, this job was everything I had. 91 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,700 Relax, Benson, we are already have a backup plan for situations like this. 92 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:34,400 Fine, what's the backup plan? 93 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:37,230 I know why you can't contact Bruce Rock. 94 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,100 When someone like him dies, 95 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,660 dying up in a rock and roll under world. 96 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,800 it's very exclusive! 97 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,410 You are forbidden to enter unless you are 98 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:48,410 a bonus five rock star. 99 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,610 you three losers don't exactly fit that description. 100 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:54,010 Losers? we're totally rock and roll! 101 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,400 Down to the bones. 102 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,740 Fine, but you owe me big. 103 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,310 When you lease's expected, 104 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,510 you gonna have to babysit Thomas. 105 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,810 We accept. 106 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,810 I won't have to babysit Thomas, we're lying. 107 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,400 Nah, we weasel out of it somehow. 108 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,760 Now we could make you guys look like proper rock stars. 109 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,080 What?! 110 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,260 Now, you need some rock-n-roll names. 111 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,380 I'm gonna be Awesome Johnson! 112 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,000 I wanna be Five Nacho Joe. 113 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,440 Rusty Skullbone! 114 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,240 Lightning Jimmy Joe Johnson! 115 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,260 Those are the worst rock-n-roll names I ever heard! 116 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:32,060 For this plan to work, so I got to be just right. 117 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,240 Zander Mercury, King Pluto, Max Amps. 118 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,000 - Good names! - I know! 119 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,400 Now, let's go! 120 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,750 Everyone on! 121 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:56,160 Welcome to The Rock-n-roll Underworld. 122 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,990 How would we get pass that guy? 123 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,470 Don't worry about him, 124 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,990 I'm gonna put you guys on the list. 125 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,680 Now, at where you belong. 126 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,140 The two of us just flew off a cliff, am I right boys? 127 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:19,690 Yeah, I'm Zander Mercury, and these two jokers are King Pluto and Max Amps. 128 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,120 We're on the list. 129 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,340 Coool... 130 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,100 Alright, you guys were good. 131 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:35,360 This is as far as I can go, 132 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,220 and remember what I told you, 133 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:43,370 If you're caught, you will exile to the Fake Rock Star Underworld for all eternity! 134 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,130 Wait, what?! You never told us that! 135 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:49,450 Yo I did, emm, pretty sure I did, partly... .. 136 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:51,180 No, he didn't! 137 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,840 I can't believe I'm doing this! 138 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,020 Just take me back, and I don't wanna do this anymore! 139 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,020 Hey, cool it! 140 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,650 You wanna keep your job or not? 141 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:01,600 Yeah, settle down, Benson. 142 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,410 You ask for expertise, well this is how we roll! 143 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,100 Now let's get that guitar! 144 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,700 This place is crazy! 145 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:13,070 Is that Igby Stallion over there? 146 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,200 And I'm pretty sure that's Robbie Rugburn over that table. 147 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,930 Dude, there goes Crash! 148 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:22,920 Wait, isn't Crash still alive? 149 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,050 Oh yeah, maybe he has a day pass or something. 150 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,340 Ah! At back of the club, there's Bruce! 151 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:29,010 - Bruce! - Hey Bruce! 152 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:31,010 Ah... hey boys, good to see you. 153 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:33,950 Hi sir, sorry about the whole dying thing... 154 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:36,980 You kidding me? I love being dead! 155 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,440 Down here I can rock for all eternity! 156 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,190 I feel young again! 157 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:43,730 Yeah, you don't look super old like the day before you died. 158 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,970 Thanks, you boys still need that signed guitar? 159 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:48,800 Yes sir! If... . that's ok? 160 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,060 Of course, now who has a pen? 161 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,660 Nobody brought a pen? 162 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:55,660 You have gotten to be kidding me! 163 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,660 Wait, I know where we can get one. 164 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,020 You wanna ask the bouncer for his pen? 165 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,690 Yes, couldn't hurt to ask? 166 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,260 Oh man, can I borrow your pen? 167 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:11,250 No way, I'm not going anywhere near that guy! 168 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,700 Listen, this is the point of no return, 169 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,930 where you've got to take a huge risk for a huge reward! 170 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,620 Excuse me. 171 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,830 I noticed your jacket earlier, 172 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:26,690 and... I was wondering is that leather? 173 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:34,280 Err... . I just want to let you know that looks great, and... .. 174 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,910 it kind of looks like my jacket, 175 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:39,320 except mine doesn't have skulls, 176 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,350 it has tassels... you see? Tassels... .. 177 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:47,290 Hey! 178 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,260 Who you say you guys were again? 179 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,300 - Zander Mercury! - Max Amps! 180 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,180 Errr... errr... Max King! 181 00:08:57,590 --> 00:09:00,010 Errr... Muscles... . King Muscles! 182 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,650 Prove it! 183 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,320 Come on! Play something! 184 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,200 Alright, let's do this! 185 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,900 One, two, three! 186 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:15,190 Yeah! We're rock-n-roll~~ 187 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,800 You guys aren't rock stars! 188 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:30,180 You guys just buy yourselves a one-way ticket to the Fake Rock Star Underworld! 189 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,290 We're gonna be ok, right? 190 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,020 This stuff happens all the time, right? 191 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,850 No, this is never happened! 192 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,320 Get the pen! 193 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,720 In your face! 194 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:51,470 Bruce, we got the pen! 195 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,250 - Here! - Thanks, Mr Rock! 196 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,790 Yeah, thanks Mr Rock! 197 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:01,800 Now, always remember, stay gooooold... .. 198 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,930 Get on! 199 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:13,190 - Dead? - He's getting on us!! 200 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,680 I can't see!!! 201 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,420 We did it!!! 202 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,440 Man... You guys really bail me out of that one. 203 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,170 What can we say? It's what we do. 204 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:39,580 Mr Maellard is coming, be cool. 205 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,460 So... ah... you fellows like Bruce Rock, do you? 206 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:44,790 Haha... yeah... 207 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,600 My all time favorite. 208 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,850 Here! 209 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:53,660 I got this baby sounds every now and then, I can feel like a rock star! 210 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,490 It's good to be rich! 15101

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