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Hello, Mr. Maellard.
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Huh, looks like he is not home.
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Help me bring these boxes inside.
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but don't touch anything
or you're both fired.
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Okay okay.
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man, what's in these boxes?
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Yeah, this stuff is heavy.
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whatever it is, I am sure
it is incredibly expensive.
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So be careful.
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I wonder where the pool is.
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that's a flattest flat
screen I've ever seen.
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Nice.
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Quit snooping around.
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Get upstairs
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and put those boxes away
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so we can leave before
you two destroy the place.
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Fine fine.
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Is that?
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A signed Bruce Rock guitar?
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Are you ready to get rocked?
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Yeaah!
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Wooow, are you ready to get rock?
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Benson we are finish, we can... wow!
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what happened to not touching anything?
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I don't know, I got carried away.
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This guitar is worth more than my life
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Maellard is gonna fire me for
sure if he doesn't kill me first.
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Okay okay, Wait, it might not be so bad.
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Maybe we can find some glue and ...
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Ahhh... I am ruined
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There's no way I can...
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Wait.
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You two, you can help me!
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Uh... we can?
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You guys are always wracking
staff and getting away with it.
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You are practically experts.
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We are totally experts.
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Don't worry Benson, we
can help you fix this.
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You can?
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Sure, all we gonna do is to get
another signed Bruce Rock guitar.
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And then we will sneak in here before
Maellard realizes anything is wrong.
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Don't worry, dude. with our
help, you are not gonna fired.
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Alright, the way I see it,
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- Bruce Rock is always on tour, right?
- Yeah.
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Well, the best way to see him
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is to go to his next concert.
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And then just go up to him and
ask for another autographed guitar.
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Oh hey, what do you know?
He's playing tonight.
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Are you serious, he's in town?
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That's amazing!
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Man, you guys really are good!
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Yeah, let's buy the tickets.
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Ah, man, it's sold out.
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Oh no, I am gonna get fired and
lose out all my retirement benefits.
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Oh man oh man.
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Dude, just relax.
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Yeah, the first plan never works.
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Talk to me.
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Benson broke Maellard's guitar
that was signed by Bruce Rock.
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Say no more, bro.
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I will give my buddy Rodney a call.
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He will take care of it for you.
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Who's Rodney?
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He's one of Bruce Rock's roadies.
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He can totally get Benson
another signed guitar.
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Nice!
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Thanks Muscle Man.
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No worries.
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T-bone!
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Bruce Rock Bruce Rock Bruce Rock!
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Thanks again for doing this, Rodney.
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Don't mention it, bro.
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I still owe you for that
night outside at Dooley's.
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It's Bruce Rock. It's Bruce Rock.
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Hey, Bruce, this is the guy
Benson I was telling you about.
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Uh... what's up, man?
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Mr. Rock, I would just like
to say that it is an honor.
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Right on, brother, I will sign
this guitar for you after the show.
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Hey, stay gold.
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Thanks Bruce!
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Oh, man, he's looking OLD.
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Hey, have some respect,
he's an American icon.
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Are you ready to get rocked?
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Can't believe he is still
jammy after all this years.
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Bruce Rock is gonna live forever.
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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We have received conformation
that American icon Bruce Rock
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has died after tragically
falling off a five foot stage.
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Sources say that Bruce's old old
body just couldn't handle the fall.
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I am finished, this job
was everything I had.
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Relax, Benson, we are already have a
backup plan for situations like this.
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Fine, what's the backup plan?
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I know why you can't contact Bruce Rock.
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When someone like him dies,
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dying up in a rock and roll under world.
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it's very exclusive!
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You are forbidden to enter unless you are
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a bonus five rock star.
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you three losers don't
exactly fit that description.
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Losers? we're totally rock and roll!
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Down to the bones.
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Fine, but you owe me big.
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When you lease's expected,
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you gonna have to babysit Thomas.
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We accept.
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I won't have to babysit
Thomas, we're lying.
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Nah, we weasel out of it somehow.
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Now we could make you guys
look like proper rock stars.
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What?!
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Now, you need some
rock-n-roll names.
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I'm gonna be Awesome Johnson!
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I wanna be Five Nacho Joe.
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Rusty Skullbone!
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Lightning Jimmy Joe Johnson!
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Those are the worst
rock-n-roll names I ever heard!
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For this plan to work,
so I got to be just right.
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Zander Mercury, King Pluto, Max Amps.
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- Good names!
- I know!
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Now, let's go!
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Everyone on!
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Welcome to The
Rock-n-roll Underworld.
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How would we get pass that guy?
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Don't worry about him,
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I'm gonna put you guys on the list.
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Now, at where you belong.
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The two of us just flew off
a cliff, am I right boys?
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Yeah, I'm Zander Mercury, and these
two jokers are King Pluto and Max Amps.
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We're on the list.
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Coool...
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Alright, you guys were good.
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This is as far as I can go,
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and remember what I told you,
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If you're caught, you will exile to the
Fake Rock Star Underworld for all eternity!
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Wait, what?! You never told us that!
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Yo I did, emm, pretty
sure I did, partly... ..
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No, he didn't!
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I can't believe I'm doing this!
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Just take me back, and I
don't wanna do this anymore!
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Hey, cool it!
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You wanna keep your job or not?
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Yeah, settle down, Benson.
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You ask for expertise,
well this is how we roll!
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Now let's get that guitar!
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This place is crazy!
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Is that Igby Stallion over there?
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And I'm pretty sure that's
Robbie Rugburn over that table.
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Dude, there goes Crash!
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Wait, isn't Crash still alive?
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Oh yeah, maybe he has
a day pass or something.
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Ah! At back of the club, there's Bruce!
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- Bruce!
- Hey Bruce!
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Ah... hey boys, good to see you.
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Hi sir, sorry about
the whole dying thing...
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You kidding me? I love being dead!
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Down here I can rock for all eternity!
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I feel young again!
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Yeah, you don't look super old
like the day before you died.
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Thanks, you boys still
need that signed guitar?
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Yes sir! If... . that's ok?
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Of course, now who has a pen?
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Nobody brought a pen?
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You have gotten to be kidding me!
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Wait, I know where we can get one.
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You wanna ask the bouncer for his pen?
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Yes, couldn't hurt to ask?
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Oh man, can I borrow your pen?
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No way, I'm not going
anywhere near that guy!
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Listen, this is the point of no return,
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where you've got to take a
huge risk for a huge reward!
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Excuse me.
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I noticed your jacket earlier,
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and... I was wondering is that leather?
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Err... . I just want to let you
know that looks great, and... ..
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it kind of looks like my jacket,
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except mine doesn't have skulls,
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it has tassels... you see? Tassels... ..
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Hey!
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Who you say you guys were again?
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- Zander Mercury!
- Max Amps!
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Errr... errr... Max King!
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Errr... Muscles... . King Muscles!
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Prove it!
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Come on! Play something!
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Alright, let's do this!
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One, two, three!
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Yeah! We're
rock-n-roll~~
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You guys aren't rock stars!
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You guys just buy yourselves a one-way
ticket to the Fake Rock Star Underworld!
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We're gonna be ok, right?
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This stuff happens all the time, right?
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No, this is never happened!
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Get the pen!
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In your face!
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Bruce, we got the pen!
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- Here!
- Thanks, Mr Rock!
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Yeah, thanks Mr Rock!
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Now, always remember, stay gooooold... ..
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Get on!
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- Dead?
- He's getting on us!!
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I can't see!!!
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We did it!!!
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Man... You guys really
bail me out of that one.
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What can we say? It's what we do.
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Mr Maellard is coming, be cool.
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So... ah... you fellows
like Bruce Rock, do you?
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Haha... yeah...
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My all time favorite.
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Here!
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I got this baby sounds every now and
then, I can feel like a rock star!
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It's good to be rich!
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