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Hey, hear me out.
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All I am saying,
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is it's hard to make
a new year's resolution
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when you're always bringing your A game.
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Come on, he gotta have a
resolution for new years.
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I guess I could always put
more time on my amazing muscles.
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I'll really get these
kittens to purr next year.
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I think I'd like to learn a second
language, what about you, Thomas?
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I'm gonna try help my
mum out more this year.
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Not cool, bro. That resolution is legit.
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Here are your coffees, guys.
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Yo, Eileen. You got a resolution?
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Well... I'd like to work
on my craft book more,
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but I won't have time till
we got another waitress here.
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Can I get a refill over here?
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Later.
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Let's talk about real resolutions.
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This year's gonna be the year of the Rigby.
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I'm keeping it all Rigby all the time.
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What is that even mean?
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You're just picking something
vague so you can't fail at it.
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No, last year definitely
didn't have enough Rigby,
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this year is gonna be Rigby crazy!
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I don't know, plus you feel pretty crazy.
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That is just because Margaret dumped you.
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Ah, dude! Come on!
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What? I am just keeping it Rigby.
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So you're gonna turn around
your lady luck this year?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact I am.
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This year, no more waiting or wussing out.
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If I see a cute girl,
I'll just talk to her.
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So, when do we meetin' up
for the new year's eve party?
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What new year's eve party?
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It's one of those parties
where you wear masks and stuff.
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A masquerade?
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Yeah whatever. Like I said, you wear masks.
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Yo bro! She is pretty smoking.
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Yeah... .I... I mean, what?
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You should go talk to her, man.
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- Come on dude!
-You have to, man. Come on.
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I... I don't really think...
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Come on dude, you got this. No problem.
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Yeah, alright. I got this.
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- Oh yeah!
- Mordecai is doing it!
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What are they saying?
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I don't know, bro. Be quiet!
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She's smiling a lot.
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He's going back.
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How did it go?
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I got her digit!
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So, are you gonna call her?
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Yeah, I think I'll ask her to
the New Year's Eve party tomorrow.
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Nice!
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Looks like we need a
round of victory coffees!
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But first I gotta empty the tank.
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Rrrrrrrigby!
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Chill, dude. It's just me. I mean, you.
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Look, I am you from the future.
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What the... ?
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Were you in the store the whole time?
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Gross! No! I've got something
important to tell you.
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You have to help Mordecai,
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he's going to kiss a girl on
new year and you have to stop it.
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That sounds like the
opposite of helping him.
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Are you really me from the future?
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Come on, you have to trust me.
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Oh yeah? Prove it.
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If you're from the future then
what's my new year's resolution?
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Yeah of the Rigby Baby!
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Whoa... you're ME from the future!
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Yeah I know.
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Okay so what's the deal with
this new year's kiss again?
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Look, it's gonna happen like this.
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Tomorrow at the new
year's mask party thing,
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Pops's gonna open a bottle of
sparkling apple juice too early.
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Then, Muscle man's
gonna streak in a diaper.
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And right after that, Mordecai is
gonna kiss a girl he shouldn't kiss.
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You gotta stop that kiss!
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Okay, but why?
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Sorry, future rules say
I can't tell you. But...
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Insert 5 credits to
continue hologram phoning.
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Wait... No! Trust me, It's the
only way that he will be happy...
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Happy new year, bro!
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Dude, have you seen
that girl's phone number?
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I thought I put it on the
nightstand but I can't find it.
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What does it look like?
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Like a bunch of numbers
next to a girl's name?
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Oh, THAT phone number.
Nope, haven't seen it.
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Rigby, where's the number?
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Look, You don't need to be mad,
but I might have thrown it away.
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What? What's wrong with you?!
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Hey just calm down! My future self
told me this was the right thing to do.
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Oh yeah? And where's this future self now?
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Err... he had to go, he ran
out of credits, future credits!
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Not cool, bro.
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Come on! We will go to the party in a
group like we've planned! It'll be fun!
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Alright. Thought I can't
see that number anyway.
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Hello? Oh hey! Tracy!
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Yeah yeah, of course I remember
you, from the coffee shop!
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No no. I was totally gonna call you,
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I just don't know if I have to wait
a day or two, or two and a half.
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But... um... yeah, I was
wondering if you want to...
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If you don't have plans...
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to go to this new year's
masquerade thing tonight?
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With me, I mean.
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Cool! So should I pick you up?
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Yo Rigby. check it out! I am
gonna prank in the new year right.
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I am making this tear-away tuxedo pants,
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so I can streak at midnight.
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Fives, time.
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Piont four five seconds.
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Still not fast enough.
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You're streaking at the new year's party?
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Oh no!
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Whatever, not everyone
understands performance art.
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Skips! I have to stop Mordecai
from kissing this girl at midnight.
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Why?
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Cos my future self appeared
to me in the bathroom
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and he told me all these
stuff is gonna happen,
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and now it is happening and all I
know is this is really important!
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Well it sounds like the wheels
of fate is already in motion.
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So... you're probably gonna fail.
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What?! So what do I do?
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Time travel gets really complicated,
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and my advice is to not overthinking.
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See you at the party.
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Benson! Have you seen Mordecai?
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Yeah, he came a while ago with his date,
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she seems pretty nice yeah.
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NO!
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Mordecai?
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Pops! Have you seen Mordecai?
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Oh Rigby, how did you know it was me?
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Oh, before I forget.
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Make sure you get some of
this sparkling apple juice.
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Oh no!
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So... you work and live at the park?
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Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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You know what this party reminds me of?
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Err.. what?
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Well you know that video game
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where you spy in that fort embassy
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and you have to fight all the zombies?
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I wasn't allowed to play
video games since a kid.
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What? You gotta be kidding me.
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So... what're you into?
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Texting... some social media...
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I'm gonna... get us some punch.
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Mordecai!
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This date is the worst!
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I thought he was eccentric, but
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he is just weird.
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The good news is
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when Tommy finds out
that I am with another guy
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he'll be so jealous.
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We're totally gonna get back together.
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Ah, future me totally called it!
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Here's your punch.
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Dude, no!
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Rigby, what are you doing?!
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You can't kiss that girl.
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She said you're eccentric and weird,
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and she is just using you
to get back with Tommy.
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That's it.
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She is the wrong girl,
you have to listen to me.
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No, dude. Will you quit messing with me?
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I think I have a chance with this.
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You can't do this!
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My future self told me it was important!
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Oh! The future self
you met in the bathroom?
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Right.
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No!
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DON'T KISS HER!
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Get off me!
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Wha... ?! No! Wait!
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I hope you enjoy spending
the year of the Rigby alone!
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Rrrrrrigby!
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Dude?! Why you always
showing up in the bathroom?
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I just get better reception.
180
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Anyway, what're you doing here?
You're running out of time.
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Me? What are you doing in here?
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I could use you out here when
I was trying convince Mordecai!
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He won't believe and it's almost midnight!
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Alright, alright. Here's
something to help you.
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This stop watch will slow
the time for 60 seconds.
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It will buy you some time to stop the kiss.
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Great. But how am I supposed
to get outta here to use it?
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Alright everybody the balls
are dropping on my watch,
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which means it's time to
count down to the new year.
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I guess I'll see you later?
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Unless you screw something up royal.
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Ten!
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Nine!
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Eight!
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Seven!
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Six!
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Five!
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Four!
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Three!
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Two!
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One!
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No!
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Happy new year!
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Did I make it?
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Get off me punk!
206
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Oh Tommy! Are you okay?
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@Tracy, #You Are The Best.
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Wait... wha?
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Mordecai!
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I figured it out who Tommy was,
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you were right dude,
I should listen to you.
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Sorry about locking you in the bathroom.
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So that means... you
didn't... I did it! Whoa!
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Year of the Rigby!
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Err.. sorry.
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00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:03,120
No worries. Running to
meet your date? I get it.
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00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,640
Actually, the date thing
didn't pan out tonight.
218
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,520
Oh, I know how that goes.
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You know, twelve o'clock isn't over yet,
220
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we can... still make the best of this.
221
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,020
Alright, let's greet the
new year with a fresh face!
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Everyone! Take off your masks!
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00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:37,250
- CJ?
- Mordecai?
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00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,180
Aw... what? So does that mean... ?
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Did I... ? I gotta check the bathroom.
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CJ?
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00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,270
Happy new year!
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