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♪ Yeah,set up the chairs
and wipe off the tables. ♪
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♪ Plug in the mic but
don't trip on the cable. ♪
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♪ Blow up the balloons
and blow out the candles. ♪
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♪ That's some theme parties
you don't wanna wear sandals. ♪
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♪ Check your invitation, ♪
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♪ Park is the location. ♪
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♪ When the clock strikes 10
it's time for celebration. ♪
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♪ Timmy's birthday party yo. ♪
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♪ It's a big one oh. ♪
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♪ Timmy Timmy Ti-Timmy
Timmy Timmy Ti-Timmy Timmy
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♪ Timmy! ♪
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Man, Timmy's so awesome.
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I couldn't believe he's already turning 10.
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Seriously, we watched
that kid grow up, bro.
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Happy Birthday Timmy.
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Guys guys, check it out!
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I'm gonna walk the
plank like a real pirate.
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And the winner, of the astronaut
ice cream eating contest is... .
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Timmy!!
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You guys always make my birthday the best.
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Man, Timmy's party just keep
getting better every year.
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Yeah, we gotta make sure this
stunt man party is the best one yet.
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What do you mean "a real stunt man job"?
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But it's a stunt man theme party,
what are we supposed to tell my client?
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Well you can say goodbye to your
complementary fountain sodas.
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And you'll never stunt in
this park again, Mr. Hazard.
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Is everything okay, Benson?
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No,everything is not okay.
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The stunt man canceled and
Timmy's party is ruined.
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Are you serious?
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But Timmy is counting on us
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I know, but where am I supposed to
find a stunt man this late in the game?
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Well, I might know a guy who...
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actually no.
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I don't know any stunt man.
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Urr... you losing it, Mitch.
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That's it, we have to cancel Timmy's party.
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No wait!
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Yeah! Maybe one of us can do the stunt.
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No, it has to be a license stunt man.
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Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs.
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Well,how hard it is to get a license?
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Hard, the success rate at
stunt man college is only 25%.
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And you guys aren't
exactly stunt man material.
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But if it's 25% ,then at least one
of us should be able to do it right?
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You think you're gonna beat
the odds like that in one day?
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If that's what it would take to
make Timmy happy,then we'll do it.
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Yeah, it's the only chance we have.
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We'll done with all the party pret.
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All in rolls right now.
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Okay.
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But one of you'd better come
back with a stunt man license.
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Or else Timmy's birthday and
probably his life are gonna be ruined.
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Are you sure this is the right place?
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It's the address that was on the brochure.
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This is definitely the right place.
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Johnny Crasher is a living legend.
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Before he retired, he went
in and out over 40 comas.
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No other stunt man is survived
anywhere near that many.
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Johnny Crasher!
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Wow! Did you see that roll?
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Not part of the stunt.
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Uhh, are you okay?
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Yes, are you trying to say I
look bad after been in 40 comas?
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Are you talking to me ?
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Because... .
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Yeah, I am talking to you.
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You think the stunt man
is suppose to be pretty?
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You think... .
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This headache.
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Okay, well unless you're just here to drop
off your recycling, let's get started.
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Here are your stunt textbooks.
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They contain everything you need
to know to complete this course.
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You should read this in case I forget
to teach you something important.
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Which is very likely because
I've been in 40 comas.
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You may think you have what
it takes to be a stunt man.
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But I am here to tell ya,
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Never that matters if
you can't do one thing.
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A stunt man gotta hit his marks.
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If you can't do that, you are worthless!
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Now, before I give away any another
freebies there is little matter of tuition.
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Cash your money orders only.
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That will just about to make
up for the way things turn out.
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So just a few warnings ,while you're
still in the comfort of your chairs.
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You're gonna be breaking bones out there,
you're gonna be get your teeth knocked out.
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Your face's smashed,your
eye-balls' ripped out.
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Anybody wanna quit yet?
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No?
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Alright, good.
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He is just being dramatic, right?
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Hey, little guy. I am sorry.
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Do you wanna teach the class?
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Maybe you should get up here on the mark
and show everybody how to take a punch.
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Huh?
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But...
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Now!
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Good luck,dude.
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Yeah wo-hoo! Teach us, teacher.
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You think there is
something funny about stunts?
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No, sir. I am sorry sir,
that looks very serious , sir.
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It was,but I don't think you
realize how serious it is.
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So why don't you get up
here and take the next punch?
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Back your crib, you little baby.
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So, are there any secrets?
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I am confused.
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Aren't we suppose to learn
how to take a fake punch?
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Oh, you are confused.
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Ah, okay. Why don't you get on this
mark so that I can punch you in the face.
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Well, well, well, you
passed basic training.
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Congratulations!
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By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It was your tone, and
the eye rolling thing.
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You've gone from being delicate butterflies
to slightly less delicate butterflies.
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It don't mean nothing!
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If you want your stuntman licenses,
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You have to pass my final exam!
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Final exam?
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This ain't no nanby-panby
true or false test.
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It's five and half acres of your pure pain!
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And if your survived that, you just hit
your mark and you'll get your license.
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Where are you guys?
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Er... We are about to
take the stuntman exam.
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Oh, hurry, we need a...
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Uncle Benson!
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Timmy's here, er... I'll stall.
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Timmy!
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Bros, come on, bring it in!
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The odds say at least
one of us can make it.
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One! Two! Three!
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Who's this for?
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Timmy!
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You are ready?
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Sir, yes sir!
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Starting position!
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Get set! Go!
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Good luck cadets!
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Bros go on without me, I can't take it.
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What? No!
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Just now going through those wooden panels,
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It felt like we went through
three times or something.
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What about Timmy?!
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Timmy's a great kid, be great for him.
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We've got to go!
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Timmy! Timmy!
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Don't try this at home!
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Come on! bros!
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Mordecai!
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Dudes, I can't hold on.
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But you've got've.
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Tell Timmy, I'm sorry.
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No!!!
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Go without me dude.
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What? We already lost two men!
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But the pain...
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How about Timmy's emotional pain...
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when his big one-oh hope blows.
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Your pain means nothing!
Timmy means everything!
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You're right!
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Well at least we don't
have to jump over sharks.
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What was that?
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The final jump! Got it bro!
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Ew, this part always gets up.
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Dude, we are gonna miss our mark!
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Jump at my back bro.
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Dude! How do you know to wear a wingsuit?
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It was in the textbook bro.
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Well I'll be! He have read the text book.
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Alright! let me down easy.
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The doctor says this I would
never produce tears again.
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But the way you hit those marks out
there is nothing short of a miracle.
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Con-n-gra-a-tu-u-lations! And
er... this time I'm being sincere.
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Everything ready guys?
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Yeah.
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Okay kids, it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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It's time for my birthday stunt!
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Hit it!
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Yeah! Make some noioioise!
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Happy Birthday Timmy!
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I'm sorry Timmy.
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Alright! It was the best
stunt I've ever seen!
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Now! Let's open some presents!
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Ah... I love that little guy.
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