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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,137 --> 00:00:09,827 [unintelligible] 2 00:00:11,862 --> 00:00:15,689 Hello, I'm Mac, and here I am right here, 3 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:17,862 and this is our play, Shock Treatment, 4 00:00:17,931 --> 00:00:19,689 including Evan Stein, Marc Entous, 5 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,655 Michael Weiner, and Lisa Satinover. 6 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,827 They'll play as people in the play. 7 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:25,620 I see you out there and you better like the play. 8 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:27,310 I see you, oh, I see you on the left. 9 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:29,137 Oh, hi, little boy sitting down there. 10 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:31,827 So, I see you all and you'll like the play. 11 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:33,586 Okay, thank you. 12 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:35,827 [clapping] 13 00:00:35,896 --> 00:00:42,827 ♪ 14 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:06,965 Israel, Israel! 15 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:11,827 Shalom. 16 00:02:11,896 --> 00:02:13,586 I am a Jew, I have been 17 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:16,758 in this concentration camp for many years. 18 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:19,862 I am supposed to be killed today. 19 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,862 God, help me. 20 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,862 Heil Hitler. 21 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:29,724 I'm here for the execution of the Jew. 22 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:31,862 That way. 23 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:37,206 I have tied him down. 24 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:43,655 [groaning] 25 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:48,620 This is what I'm going to use 26 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,103 to execute him. 27 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,517 Now, prisoner! 28 00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:56,827 Poison. 29 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:59,827 [unintelligible] 30 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:08,482 [praying in Hebrew] 31 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:11,586 What are you doing to me? 32 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:14,310 Oh, what are you doing to me? 33 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:17,344 I am getting sick of you! 34 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:20,724 Now you shall take the consequences! 35 00:03:22,586 --> 00:03:24,862 You think it was a healthy kind of exploration of-- 36 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:26,275 Yeah, I think it was all healthy. 37 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:29,137 I think as fucked up as it could be at times, it was all healthy. 38 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:33,551 ♪ 39 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,034 You have to imagine, you know, a group 40 00:03:36,103 --> 00:03:40,793 of six, seven-year-old boys who should be outside 41 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,448 running around playing G.I. Joe, but in this case, 42 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:47,034 we're dressed up in drag, singing, you know, 43 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,413 the anthems to shows like, you know, Rocky Horror 44 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:52,172 and Sweeney Todd and Starlight Express. 45 00:03:52,241 --> 00:03:56,862 We're performing this risqué piece of like, 46 00:03:56,931 --> 00:03:59,068 not musical theater, but movie musical. 47 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,827 My dad was working the camera, 48 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:03,448 my mother was on the turntable 49 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:06,034 dropping the needle on each track to the songs. 50 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:09,000 The neighborhood parents were all sitting on the couches, 51 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:11,103 and the kids were there in front of this 52 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:14,413 nasty orange, like, drapery. 53 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,655 You know, like a curtain. 54 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:26,689 ♪ 55 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:36,586 I remember not understanding any of it, you know? 56 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,758 But that was pretty weird, they were dressed up weird 57 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:41,206 and doing funny little dances and things. 58 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:42,655 We're all very serious. 59 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:44,758 If you watch it, we're all like--everyone's very-- 60 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,000 everyone's taking it very seriously. 61 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,896 Like, we're making high art here. 62 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:49,172 Is it on, Dad? 63 00:04:49,241 --> 00:04:51,103 Not yet. 64 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:54,172 -Tell me when it's time. -You better talk slower. 65 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:57,000 -Okay, tell me when it's on. -It's on. 66 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,551 Okay, hello. 67 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,482 How do you like the play so far? 68 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,310 Hi there, see that little boy right there? 69 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:04,655 How do you like the play? 70 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:06,793 The people at the back, do you like it? 71 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:09,137 The people at the couch, do you like it too? 72 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:11,103 Oh good, and the people right over there, do you like it? 73 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,482 -Yeah! -Good. 74 00:05:12,551 --> 00:05:14,862 At the time, it was fun to break out the camera 75 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:19,000 and do something that we could sit down and watch later. 76 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,827 Earthquake, it's gonna be in about five seconds. 77 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:25,000 One, two, three, four, five. 78 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:27,000 Ah! 79 00:05:27,068 --> 00:05:28,344 What the heck's going on? 80 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:29,586 Ah! 81 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:32,103 Darren was a couple years older than everybody else. 82 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:35,379 So, as kids, I think we all kind of looked up to him. 83 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:37,586 We all kind of looked to him to sort of lead the way. 84 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:40,206 It was great, because they worshipped me. 85 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:42,275 You know, if Darren said, "You know, you're dressing up 86 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:45,172 in, you know, your mom's, you know, tights," 87 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:47,448 you know, we'd dress up in our mom's tights. 88 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:50,344 I remember a little space movie we made, 89 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:52,206 like a Star Wars type thing 90 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:55,896 where the most memorable part of it is the ship 91 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:58,965 went into a black hole that was Evan Stein's asshole. 92 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:01,206 [laughing] 93 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:04,172 [screaming] 94 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:18,586 ♪ 95 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:39,413 I think it was in 1981 or '82, 96 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,758 my dad brought home our first video camera. 97 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:45,793 Get everybody at the table so they can see us up on TV. 98 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,344 [indistinct remarks] 99 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:52,103 ♪ 100 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:53,413 Nice. 101 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:55,034 ♪ 102 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,931 [laughing] 103 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,793 Lookit, he's filming him, he's filming him! 104 00:07:00,862 --> 00:07:07,620 ♪ 105 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,517 He's filming me. 106 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:14,551 And me! 107 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,206 Hello! 108 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:17,551 Hello. 109 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,448 You know what I am? 110 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:21,517 Yeah, you're a ghost. 111 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:23,551 ♪ 112 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:26,344 Ghosts are not black. 113 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,793 Ghosts are not black, what are they? 114 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,862 They're white, I am a bat. 115 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:33,586 Oh, a bat! Boy, are you a dummy. 116 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:36,965 -I was teasing, -I thought you were--oh my god. 117 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:40,379 ♪ 118 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:43,620 I got a ghost in my camera. 119 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:46,793 Ooooh, oh, oooh! 120 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:50,586 ♪ 121 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:54,103 Action! 122 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:57,413 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 123 00:07:57,482 --> 00:08:01,793 Stop, stop, stop! 124 00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:05,172 [laughing] 125 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:08,137 No that's bad 126 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:11,172 No! 127 00:08:11,689 --> 00:08:14,689 Stop it, no! 128 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,655 I don't want this, Daddy! 129 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:21,206 Ladies and gentlemen, this--I forgot. 130 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:23,482 Forget it, I'll do it. 131 00:08:23,551 --> 00:08:26,379 [mixed remarks] 132 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:27,793 I'll say it, I'll say it. 133 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:31,068 I'm not even gonna do this. 134 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:33,344 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, 135 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,689 this is Crazy News, now weather. 136 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:39,137 I'm not doing it. 137 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:40,965 -Here. -Flash it on Evan! 138 00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:42,310 Give it to me, Evan. 139 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:48,517 Forget it, god dang it! 140 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:50,896 So I'd write these movies and he'd film them, 141 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,758 and it was always frustrating because he would never put 142 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,310 the camera where I wanted it to be. 143 00:08:54,379 --> 00:08:56,551 You know, I had it in my head that I wanted it on this person 144 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,000 at this time and that person at that time, 145 00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:59,931 and it was never in the right place at the right time. 146 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,310 Or inevitably, at some point, he'd screw up. 147 00:09:03,379 --> 00:09:05,896 Ladies and gentleman, we had a bad problem. 148 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:09,413 That was just these fake people that--those were just dummies. 149 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,137 Okay, here's our real show. 150 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:13,586 Okay, here is Evan. 151 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:20,172 Okay, that was a dummy again, we gotta put the dummy back. 152 00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:24,965 Hello, hello, everybody. 153 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:29,103 This is Crazy News, and now weather. 154 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:32,206 Hello, my name is Darren Stein from Crazy News. 155 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:36,206 In Arizona it is so cold, it is snowing. 156 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:37,241 Can you believe that? 157 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,724 It's hot in Arizona, 158 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:42,034 and it is snowing and it is summer! 159 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,379 Can you believe that, I don't believe it. 160 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:46,068 Probably a creature came in or something. 161 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:49,068 Okay, and then at Los Angeles 162 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,172 it's 99 degrees. 163 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:52,413 Could you believe that? 164 00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:54,206 I don't believe it either, okay. 165 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,931 This is the worst thing. 166 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,517 In China, they're having the baddest earthquake ever. 167 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:02,758 So many people have died. 168 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,551 Four hundred and ninety-nine people 169 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:08,000 have either got hurten or died 170 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,724 -in this two-hour earthquake. -Got hurten? 171 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:12,896 It was really bad. 172 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:16,586 And that Chinese airport-- 173 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,482 Don't flash at me, flash at Darren. 174 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,448 Why are you flashing at her? 175 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:23,448 [chuckling] 176 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:24,413 Dang it! 177 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:28,620 Go on, go on with the sport. 178 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:29,724 Forget it! 179 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,379 Why did you flash it at her, god... 180 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,896 -Come on! -Do it over again. 181 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,448 No! 182 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:41,000 -What's wrong, Darren? -He flashed it at Lisa. 183 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:44,965 -Why'd you flash it at Lisa? -Flash it at Justin. 184 00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,551 Why'd you flash it at Lisa? 185 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:50,965 -Just flash it at Darren! -Why'd you flash it at Lisa? 186 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:53,206 Thank you, everybody, thank you. 187 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:55,034 Why'd you flash it at Lisa? 188 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,413 You're jerking too much. 189 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:04,379 [indistinct conversations] 190 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,068 Darren, you can't walk with holding the camera 191 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,793 with one hand, you need two hands. 192 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,620 -Where's Evan? -You can't pan fast. 193 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,620 Eventually, I just learned how to use the camera myself. 194 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,172 When I was about, you know, nine or ten years old, 195 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,379 finally my dad started trusting me with the camera, 196 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,586 teaching me how to use it, letting me hold it, 197 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,241 and finally it got to the point where I could take 198 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,793 the camera out of the house and make movies 199 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,620 around the block without them even there. 200 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,931 Mozick 201 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:34,482 [clapping] 202 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:38,034 Yeah Mozick is a dog and a 203 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:41,000 BA. BA Baracus 204 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,344 Get that close-up look at his butt. 205 00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:49,034 You want a close-up, put it on zoom. 206 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:51,000 [high-pitched feedback] 207 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:57,551 ♪ 208 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:01,689 Breasted Mermaid Productions presents: 209 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:04,137 Marc Entous 210 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,310 and Evan Stein. 211 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,827 Ninja Four: The Next World War. 212 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:16,448 ♪ 213 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:19,241 [grunting] 214 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:24,413 ♪ 215 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,655 [screeching] 216 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,655 [evil laughter] 217 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:37,172 and Ninja Four is over. 218 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,448 Tell me, when did you move to Clairton Place? 219 00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:45,655 We moved to Clairton Place in 1974. 220 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,413 It's a cul-de-sac street, 221 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,103 so all the kids started playing on the street 222 00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:53,137 and everybody was welcome in everybody's house. 223 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,379 "Are the kids there?" 224 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,517 "No, no, I think they're over at the Stein's." 225 00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:57,965 "Okay, I'll call there, are they there?" 226 00:12:58,034 --> 00:12:59,620 "No, they went over to Marc's house, 227 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,103 they were here five minutes ago." 228 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:04,862 ♪ 229 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:07,137 Darren would always have his camera 230 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:09,448 and Darren always had everybody acting. 231 00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:12,620 He had Adam acting and his brother Evan acting. 232 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,275 He even included Lisa. 233 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,275 Acting out little stories 234 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:19,793 and take-offs on films that you had seen. 235 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,689 It'd be a music video. 236 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,551 Next day it'd be animation where they would explode 237 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,655 and blow up little figures. 238 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,413 [shouting] 239 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:34,000 Oh my god! 240 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:36,172 We did a bunch of horror flicks, that's right, because Darren 241 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:39,551 was very into the early horror genres and things like that. 242 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,896 And so when most kids would have like naked girls on their walls, 243 00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:43,965 I would have like pictures of, you know, 244 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,758 rotting corpses on my walls. 245 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,862 Marc Entous was taking a suntan 246 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,586 on the grass. 247 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:58,551 Little did he know that today was the day 248 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,310 that the dead shall walk the earth. 249 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:07,965 ♪ 250 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,896 Ahhh! 251 00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:13,275 [groaning] 252 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,551 Poor Marc. 253 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,793 His ribs are gone. 254 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:21,000 All he has left are two ribs. 255 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:24,551 And one of them the zombie's about to eat. 256 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,482 Evan, why did you do this? 257 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:31,586 ♪ 258 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:34,000 [growling] 259 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,896 ♪ 260 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:41,965 Leave me alone! 261 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,413 Jill, we've traced the call. 262 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,724 It's coming from inside the house. 263 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,724 Get out of there! 264 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:53,724 ♪ 265 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,551 [screaming] 266 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:14,551 ♪ 267 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:22,517 He always made us watch Friday the 13th or Poltergeist. 268 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,862 Not that I necessarily minded, but seeing those, 269 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,103 I just thought there was some kind of bizarre thing 270 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:30,206 that Darren was into, and I, 271 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,241 I couldn't necessarily relate to that. 272 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:36,275 ♪ 273 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,827 He'd do crazy things like put on horror movies 274 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,482 and get us all scared out of our pants, 275 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,103 and then creep out of the room when we all weren't watching, 276 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,689 go outside and bang on the sliding glass door. 277 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,172 And we'd all jump out of our seats and be like, "Ah," 278 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,931 screaming and then he'd come back in the house and go, 279 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,310 "Somebody's out there, somebody's out there!" 280 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,758 [screaming] 281 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,482 ♪ 282 00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,758 Now Jill, your turn. 283 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:08,758 ♪ 284 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:32,379 Ow, ow, ow! 285 00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:35,827 [shouting] 286 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,827 [screaming] 287 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,931 [gunshot] 288 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,965 I remember them making the movies, 289 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:02,965 I didn't get to see most of them. 290 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,655 Why not? 291 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,000 They didn't show them to me. 292 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,655 You know, it was very much our own world. 293 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,620 It wasn't a parents' world, it was a kids' world. 294 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,689 This was a world that happened when the parents weren't home. 295 00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:15,103 Um, wait one second. 296 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,517 Uh, the first, 297 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:20,724 the first movie was... 298 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,862 Some of it I saw and some of it I didn't see. 299 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:25,241 So I can't, you know-- 300 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,655 most of the ones that I saw or at least that were done 301 00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:30,103 in front of me I thought were pretty normal. 302 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:32,482 It was just, you know, sometimes the kids-- 303 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,482 I always save my old clothes and my old shoes, 304 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:40,586 and so the kids would get into my old clothes and my old shoes 305 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:43,206 and shoot movies in all these old clothes, 306 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,172 and I'd find the neighborhood kids-- 307 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:49,482 I was a bit into aerobics for the last 40 years, 308 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,000 and so all the kids would be in my leggings 309 00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:55,620 and my leotards and my tights and whatever else, 310 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:58,275 you know, as part of their costumes for their movies. 311 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:05,344 ♪ 312 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,241 [unintelligible] 313 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:30,413 ♪ 314 00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:32,862 Hold your breath, guys. 315 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,551 It's a mine. 316 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,689 Get out of here! 317 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,689 There were different sets in the films. 318 00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,310 There was Marc Entous's backyard 319 00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,379 which was like this lush landscape. 320 00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:45,206 -Holy crap. -No more homework. 321 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,931 No more schoolwork, no more teachers. 322 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,241 We are on our own, woo! 323 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:57,241 ♪ 324 00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,586 We were up in the attic at Marc's parents' house 325 00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:04,965 filming this one scene and Marc's mom comes in. 326 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:05,965 And she goes... 327 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:08,068 What are you boys doing? 328 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,103 And then pulled us all out of the attic and said, 329 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,275 "You guys can't be in the attic." 330 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:12,620 Man, shit. 331 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,793 We all climbed up through the front hall closet. 332 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:21,793 We're all wearing these like short, short, short shorts. 333 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,448 Darren zooms tight in on my crotch. 334 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:29,310 ♪ 335 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,965 That was, that was not intentional. 336 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:33,379 That was--they were going into the attic 337 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:34,931 and I was following them up into the attic. 338 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,448 Yes, except the shot was wide and you see everybody, 339 00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:41,068 then it zooms right into, like, little, like, baby-- 340 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:45,206 Adam's baby balls, like, hanging out the side of his... 341 00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:46,827 I assure you, 342 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,241 maybe on a subconscious level that was intentional, 343 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,655 but I wasn't thinking about that at the time. 344 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,241 Maybe I was, who knows. 345 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,586 ♪ 346 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,413 [mixed remarks] 347 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:01,000 Go, go, go, go, go! 348 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,034 To me, back then, if you weren't into sports, you were different. 349 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:11,000 ♪ 350 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,862 ♪ You touched my hand 351 00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:25,103 ♪ 352 00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:29,344 ♪ You started a rumor of love ♪ 353 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:32,827 ♪ 354 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:37,137 ♪ Wanting to believe once again ♪ 355 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:44,103 ♪ 356 00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,965 ♪ You touched my heart 357 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:52,000 ♪ 358 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:56,137 ♪ You started a rumor of love ♪ 359 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:59,724 ♪ 360 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,931 ♪ Another dream that surely must end ♪ 361 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,931 ♪ 362 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,241 Darren has always been a creative kid. 363 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,965 Very unique and very artistic, very dynamic. 364 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,896 Watching him develop, 365 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,206 watching him in a lot of arenas, 366 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,413 I think I personally was aware that there's a possibility 367 00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:23,000 he could be gay, but it never, 368 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:26,275 it never really became an issue in my life 369 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,068 or Elaine's life as to how he was raised 370 00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,758 or how he would interface with other children 371 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:36,137 or...that it preoccupied my mind 372 00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:39,103 because it was never something you think about. 373 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:45,689 ♪ 374 00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:47,862 ♪ You touched my soul ♪ 375 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:52,482 ♪ 376 00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:56,793 ♪ You started a rumor of love ♪ 377 00:21:56,862 --> 00:22:00,103 ♪ 378 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:03,620 ♪ Trying to be your lover and friend ♪ 379 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:09,310 ♪ 380 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:12,862 ♪ Someone told me you'd never stay ♪ 381 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,965 ♪ Stay ♪ 382 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:20,482 ♪ I shook my head, turned around, and walked away ♪ 383 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,689 ♪ 384 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,758 ♪ Someone told me a rumor of love ♪ 385 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:29,310 ♪ 386 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:34,413 ♪ I need to know if it's me you're thinking of ♪ 387 00:22:34,482 --> 00:22:41,413 ♪ 388 00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:04,620 Ever since I knew what gay was, I knew it was Darren, 389 00:23:04,689 --> 00:23:06,310 so it didn't really make a difference to me 390 00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:08,724 when I found out that he was out. 391 00:23:08,793 --> 00:23:11,620 He was like-- 392 00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:15,379 I always knew something. 393 00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:19,620 Tell me when. 394 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,793 Okay, tell me when to dive in. 395 00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:28,241 Tell me when, Daddy. 396 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,310 When Darren came out of the closet I was shocked, 397 00:23:30,379 --> 00:23:33,275 more shocked than anybody else ever, I think anybody, 398 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,620 probably even my parents. 399 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:36,793 Well, they claimed that they knew that he was, but-- 400 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:39,137 Darren was just very flamboyant. 401 00:23:39,206 --> 00:23:41,103 He was just, you know, 402 00:23:41,172 --> 00:23:45,241 he was very flamboyant and very creative. 403 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:51,758 ♪ 404 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:56,413 Darren made me dress up in this whole outfit, his mom's. 405 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,275 I remember I put on her heels and this scarf, 406 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:01,655 and Darren put makeup on me and thing whole thing, 407 00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,000 and we ordered a pizza. 408 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,689 Darren's like, "You have to get the door, 409 00:24:04,758 --> 00:24:06,724 you have to get the door when the pizza guy comes." 410 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,827 And he was like shocked to see this like, 12, 11, 411 00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:14,310 12-year-old boy dressed up like a girl. 412 00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:16,793 He didn't wanna know what was going on inside that house. 413 00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:18,896 Censor it, censor it! 414 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:20,793 Mentioned to my dad today that there might one day 415 00:24:20,862 --> 00:24:24,551 be a movie with me and to prepare himself. 416 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,655 "Buy extra heart medication, Dad." 417 00:24:35,896 --> 00:24:40,241 Hi, my name is Ramone and I've got a little secret for you. 418 00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,689 I'm as gay as a whistle. 419 00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:44,551 I've got this coin here that will make anyone gay 420 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,931 when they look at it. 421 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,137 Oh boy! 422 00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:51,413 Here comes the baseball manager from practice. 423 00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:53,034 This is gonna be fun. 424 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,379 Watch this. 425 00:25:06,275 --> 00:25:07,586 Oh, it's a gay guy. 426 00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:10,241 Hi, Coach, look at my coin. 427 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,000 Oh my god! 428 00:25:12,068 --> 00:25:15,103 Roses, bouquets, flowers! 429 00:25:15,172 --> 00:25:18,034 Oh my god, roses! 430 00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:20,689 Isn't he cute? 431 00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:22,000 Isn't that neat? 432 00:25:22,068 --> 00:25:24,655 Here comes the football team. 433 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:27,000 Hey, great scrimmage, wasn't it? 434 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,206 I beat the hell out of your team. 435 00:25:29,275 --> 00:25:31,172 Oh, it's a gay guy, shouldn't we beat him up? 436 00:25:31,241 --> 00:25:32,793 -Yeah! -Come on! 437 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:35,586 Wait, no, wait, stop, look at this. 438 00:25:35,655 --> 00:25:39,965 -Oh, my god! -Oh, I'm gay! 439 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:41,689 Darling, aren't they? 440 00:25:41,758 --> 00:25:43,000 [squealing] 441 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,034 Roses, bouqutes, flowers 442 00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:52,793 Is Ramone gonna destroy the world? 443 00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:54,275 Is this the end of the world? 444 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,275 What would happen if this happened to the president? 445 00:25:56,344 --> 00:25:57,931 Will the world turn out gay? 446 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,241 Stay tuned next week 447 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,620 when Darren Stein Productions presents: 448 00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:05,620 Me, Ramone the Gay, starring in: 449 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,724 -Gay as a Whistle. -Gay as a Whistle. 450 00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:10,068 He he he he he he he 451 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:14,551 Coming this summer to a theater near you. 452 00:26:16,517 --> 00:26:18,448 I think I was like 12 or 13 at the time 453 00:26:18,517 --> 00:26:21,827 and I was already making this movie kind of on some level 454 00:26:21,896 --> 00:26:25,206 fantasizing or hoping that the world could be gay. 455 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:28,206 I remember a couple times when Darren and I would be alone 456 00:26:28,275 --> 00:26:30,000 in his room, there was always some undertone 457 00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:32,620 that maybe we knew about each other, 458 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:35,517 but couldn't really say anything. 459 00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:37,413 We both probably knew on some level 460 00:26:37,482 --> 00:26:40,034 that each other were gay or different. 461 00:26:40,103 --> 00:26:41,379 So that was kind of interesting, too, 462 00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:43,517 to just kind of have this other kid on the street 463 00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:47,275 who you knew was kind of like you and who you could cast 464 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,517 in a film like Gay as a Whistle 465 00:26:49,586 --> 00:26:51,241 and play out who you were, 466 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,482 but you weren't playing the part. 467 00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:53,689 He was playing the part. 468 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:56,551 I had some inkling when I was younger, 469 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:59,000 when I was like 12 or 13. 470 00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:03,655 So, I remember there was a certain, 471 00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:06,241 there was a certain painful truity to the whole thing 472 00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:09,241 when I was sitting here reading the script of me in a leotard 473 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:10,793 and my face was probably changing in many ways. 474 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:13,551 I'm like, "Well, I could be embarrassed, 475 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:17,103 but it sort of, you know, rings true, 476 00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:19,448 but I don't really want it to at this point." 477 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,586 You know, it was just all sorts of weird emotions that, 478 00:27:21,655 --> 00:27:24,034 you know, 11-year-olds don't normally have to deal with 479 00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:25,517 going through my head when I read that. 480 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:26,965 But I decided, "Well, it doesn't really matter 481 00:27:27,034 --> 00:27:28,482 what the hell I am, I'm still an actor. 482 00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:30,586 So I'm just gonna play the part and it's gonna be hilarious. 483 00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:32,000 So I'll just do that." 484 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,965 But I don't know, maybe it gave me 485 00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:35,862 a better sense of ability to act, 486 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:37,620 'cause I guess there's lots of gay actors out there, 487 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,413 whether they admit it or not. 488 00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:44,448 Excuse please, I am foreign. 489 00:27:44,517 --> 00:27:46,724 Do you know if this is the tits of Paris? 490 00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:48,000 Yes, it is. 491 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:50,793 This is the tits of Paris, the breast of Paris? 492 00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:52,827 -The boobies of Paris? -Yes. 493 00:27:52,896 --> 00:27:55,034 Oy, caramba! 494 00:27:55,103 --> 00:27:58,758 [indistinct remarks] 495 00:27:58,827 --> 00:28:01,000 This is beautiful, I love America! 496 00:28:01,068 --> 00:28:03,551 -Let me take-- -Excuse me, excuse me. 497 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:07,448 This is Paris, not America. 498 00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:09,206 Oh my god, the tits! 499 00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:13,310 The tits of Paris, the tits! 500 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:14,448 The neighbors are coming. 501 00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:16,931 We better leave the tits of Paris. 502 00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:21,931 Hello, right now we are in Paris, France, 503 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,862 and I am the popular French director 504 00:28:23,931 --> 00:28:26,206 Francis Jean-Pierre Marbou. 505 00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:28,724 -Can I have your autograph? -Oh, can I take your picture? 506 00:28:28,793 --> 00:28:31,655 Oh, please, come on, come on. 507 00:28:31,724 --> 00:28:35,931 You know, Darren had a uncanny ability 508 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,379 to get the most out of people. 509 00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:41,896 I would really do anything Darren told me to. 510 00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:43,655 I would question a lot of it, 511 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:45,482 but I just thought he was really cool. 512 00:28:45,551 --> 00:28:48,896 When we made The Lost Baby, 513 00:28:48,965 --> 00:28:51,931 there was an Andy Gump outside 514 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,206 and Darren's like, "Oh, oh, let's film this. 515 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,310 You should take a shit in the Andy Gump." 516 00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:57,793 Oh good, there's an Andy Gump. 517 00:28:57,862 --> 00:29:00,586 I gotta take a shit. 518 00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:05,000 [sighing] 519 00:29:06,965 --> 00:29:08,448 Well, how'd it all come out? 520 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:11,172 Fine, just fine. 521 00:29:11,241 --> 00:29:13,896 ♪ 522 00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:18,000 I always looked up to him and I still do. 523 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:21,000 You know, when people say that they have heroes, 524 00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:22,551 I would definitely say that Darren 525 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,344 has definitely been one of my heroes. 526 00:29:24,413 --> 00:29:26,896 Whatever trends he went through, 527 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:30,034 he sort of brought 'em on to us 528 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:34,310 and he--and we followed them, we liked them. 529 00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:36,827 They were all Evan's age, 530 00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:38,862 and when they would come over to play, 531 00:29:38,931 --> 00:29:41,034 I would kind of take them away from Evan 532 00:29:41,103 --> 00:29:42,896 and put them in my movies, 533 00:29:42,965 --> 00:29:44,620 and convince Evan that we were having a good time, 534 00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:46,517 that this was fun. 535 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:49,137 It was like the minute my friends came to my house 536 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,724 to play with me, if Darren was there, 537 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:53,517 then all the attention turned to Darren 538 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:56,034 and what Darren had planned. 539 00:29:56,103 --> 00:29:57,724 Got drunk recently? 540 00:29:57,793 --> 00:29:59,655 I'm gonna get you drunk tonight. 541 00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:01,586 I'm gonna get you massively drunk. 542 00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:04,758 As in on-the-floor drunk! 543 00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:07,655 Evan kind of always played in his own world. 544 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,724 Evan was very auto-entertaining, I call it. 545 00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:15,862 He was able to create a party of one when he wanted to. 546 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:20,000 Evan's fantasy world was in his figurines 547 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,517 and his, you know, G.I. Joes, and his Star Wars figures. 548 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:25,310 The couch would be like all taken apart. 549 00:30:25,379 --> 00:30:27,275 And he'd be literally inside the couch 550 00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:28,827 with his little leg sticking out. 551 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:32,172 And he would play with his-- he'd call them, "my people." 552 00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:36,275 My people were like real flesh and blood people. 553 00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:38,310 Evan always felt that, you know, 554 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,862 Darren was monopolizing everything, 555 00:30:40,931 --> 00:30:43,896 which in reality he was. 556 00:30:45,241 --> 00:30:47,275 Don't start filming, I need to see your shot. 557 00:30:47,344 --> 00:30:49,827 Darren would always, you know, hold the camera 558 00:30:49,896 --> 00:30:52,103 and always direct and come up with the ideas, 559 00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:53,620 and like, "Okay, you do this, 560 00:30:53,689 --> 00:30:55,724 you're there, you're there, you're there." 561 00:30:55,793 --> 00:30:57,000 "So here's some scripts, study them. 562 00:30:57,068 --> 00:30:59,068 You've got two hours, I'll be right back. 563 00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:00,689 If you don't know your lines you're screwed." 564 00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:04,586 Do what the director says and, you know, 11 takes on the street 565 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:07,172 and we're, you know, 12 years old and shit. 566 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,620 After we're done filming him, I want you to get down there 567 00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:12,275 and have a point-of-view shot of her, you know, okay? 568 00:31:12,344 --> 00:31:15,551 -For what? -For the next shot. 569 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,344 Oh, okay. 570 00:31:17,413 --> 00:31:20,241 [indistinct conversations] 571 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:22,137 Okay, do it from the beginning, from the beginning. 572 00:31:22,206 --> 00:31:23,965 I loved your hair. 573 00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:27,068 That wasn't anything different from the norm. 574 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:29,310 Darren was always like, "Okay, you're there, you're there," 575 00:31:29,379 --> 00:31:31,551 even if he didn't have a camera in his hand. 576 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,896 He was always like telling us what to do. 577 00:31:33,965 --> 00:31:35,620 "You do this and you do that." 578 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:38,310 And you know, we all listened. 579 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,862 We'd all be like, "Okay, Darren, okay, Darren. 580 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,586 Whatever you say, Darren." 581 00:31:42,655 --> 00:31:44,862 No, Mommy, no, no, Mommy. 582 00:31:44,931 --> 00:31:46,344 No! 583 00:31:46,413 --> 00:31:49,931 Don't you "no" me, goddammit. 584 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,931 ♪ 585 00:32:02,275 --> 00:32:03,379 No! 586 00:32:03,448 --> 00:32:05,793 No, Mommy, no, Mommy, no, Mommy! 587 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:09,793 This is an example of child abuse. 588 00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:12,827 You hear about all kinds of things on TV in the news. 589 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,931 As a kid, you're curious about that and you wonder 590 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,896 what makes people do that and what it's about. 591 00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:19,724 And also, just to show a film where a three-year-old girl 592 00:32:19,793 --> 00:32:24,068 gets abused was pretty unusual. 593 00:32:24,137 --> 00:32:27,137 I'm getting sick of you! 594 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:31,000 Now you shall take the consequences! 595 00:32:31,068 --> 00:32:33,724 Help me, help me! 596 00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:35,172 Help me! 597 00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:37,965 [evil laughter] 598 00:32:38,034 --> 00:32:40,275 [groaning] 599 00:32:40,344 --> 00:32:43,275 [coughing] 600 00:32:45,724 --> 00:32:48,655 [moaning] 601 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:54,965 I am in heaven. 602 00:32:55,034 --> 00:32:58,448 The Nazi has killed me, 603 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:01,862 and ten thousand million 604 00:33:01,931 --> 00:33:04,344 other Jews. 605 00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:10,068 The most Jewish-looking one in the group plays the Nazi. 606 00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:11,241 Heil Hitler! 607 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:13,689 And Marc, the least Jewish-looking person, 608 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,344 plays the Jew, but it was because he was really skinny 609 00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:16,827 and he looked like he had bones popping out. 610 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:20,034 The blonde hair and blue eyes, a little ironic. 611 00:33:20,103 --> 00:33:23,379 I was really embarrassed to do the Heil Hitler thing. 612 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,482 I knew that I was doing something wrong. 613 00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:27,448 To me, it was just like G.I. Joe, 614 00:33:27,517 --> 00:33:29,862 and I was the bad G.I. Joe, 615 00:33:29,931 --> 00:33:33,344 and Marc was the good G.I. Joe, and I was killing him. 616 00:33:37,793 --> 00:33:39,034 Beep, beep, beep! 617 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:40,586 Attention, attention. 618 00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:42,000 We have a problem. 619 00:33:42,068 --> 00:33:44,482 The Russians and Americans have been having a conflict 620 00:33:44,551 --> 00:33:46,827 for the last five years, and the bomb 621 00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,965 is going to be dropped in exactly one half hour. 622 00:33:50,034 --> 00:33:52,275 I'm sorry, but you're all going to die. 623 00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:53,931 -Let's go! -Yeah, let's go! 624 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,758 Yeah, let's go! 625 00:33:57,241 --> 00:33:59,965 Beep, beep, beep, attention, attention. 626 00:34:00,034 --> 00:34:03,137 The bomb is gonna be dropped in exactly five minutes. 627 00:34:03,206 --> 00:34:05,482 You are all going to die. 628 00:34:05,551 --> 00:34:09,724 To make the pain decrease, please stand outside your house. 629 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:12,655 -Thank you. -Let's get out! 630 00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:15,172 -Ah! -Go, go! 631 00:34:15,241 --> 00:34:18,344 [shouting] 632 00:34:18,413 --> 00:34:22,103 [alarm blaring] 633 00:34:22,172 --> 00:34:23,206 Beep, beep, beep. 634 00:34:23,275 --> 00:34:25,379 The bomb is going to drop now! 635 00:34:25,448 --> 00:34:28,344 [explosion rumbling] 636 00:34:30,413 --> 00:34:33,310 [distorted shouting] 637 00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:46,379 A day later. 638 00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:48,896 The bomb has dropped and everything is in shambles. 639 00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:55,034 Fortunately, I think that our heroes have survived. 640 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:56,931 Oh, this thing's heavy. 641 00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:05,620 ♪ 642 00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,034 Do it! 643 00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:10,034 -Fine! -Oh! 644 00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:10,965 What's happening? 645 00:35:11,034 --> 00:35:12,689 What's happening? Oh! 646 00:35:12,758 --> 00:35:17,103 ♪ 647 00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:18,689 You won't get us up here! 648 00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:21,103 ♪ 649 00:35:21,172 --> 00:35:22,068 No! 650 00:35:22,137 --> 00:35:23,931 [rapid gunfire] 651 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,931 ♪ 652 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,931 No, no. 653 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,482 [gunfire] 654 00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:39,482 ♪ 655 00:35:46,965 --> 00:35:48,931 I'll get you, I'll get you. 656 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,793 ♪ 657 00:35:51,862 --> 00:35:55,172 [panting] 658 00:35:55,241 --> 00:35:56,758 [screaming] 659 00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:59,034 No, no, no. 660 00:35:59,103 --> 00:36:01,137 [grunting] 661 00:36:01,206 --> 00:36:02,896 ♪ 662 00:36:02,965 --> 00:36:04,827 [thudding] 663 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:11,827 ♪ 664 00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:19,137 [groaning] 665 00:36:19,206 --> 00:36:21,344 [yelling] 666 00:36:24,862 --> 00:36:27,448 And so it ends. 667 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:31,034 This story shows what a nuclear war 668 00:36:31,103 --> 00:36:33,862 really can do to people. 669 00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,275 It can damage them both physically... 670 00:36:37,758 --> 00:36:39,172 ...and mentally. 671 00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:45,137 At the time, it did not seem weird to me whatsoever. 672 00:36:45,206 --> 00:36:47,000 I don't even remember taking our shirts off 673 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:48,586 for any of Darren's movies. 674 00:36:48,655 --> 00:36:50,413 I'm sure we did, but you know, 675 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:51,965 when you're a little kid, you don't care. 676 00:36:52,034 --> 00:36:54,413 You're not self-conscious about yourself really. 677 00:36:54,482 --> 00:36:55,965 He was just hot. 678 00:36:56,034 --> 00:36:57,931 I mean, there's a shot of him in that one movie, 679 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,724 Nuclear Asylum, where he, like, puts his shirt on, 680 00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:03,344 and he flexes his pecs and the shirt like-- 681 00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:05,172 you know, it's just like he knew he was hot. 682 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:06,310 He knew he was-- 683 00:37:06,379 --> 00:37:09,172 he was sexualizing himself by doing that. 684 00:37:09,241 --> 00:37:11,448 Certainly there was a line to be drawn in my mind. 685 00:37:11,517 --> 00:37:12,862 I mean, if he had ever said, you know, 686 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,379 I want you to take off your shirt and your pants 687 00:37:14,448 --> 00:37:15,689 and run around in your underwear, 688 00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:17,896 I probably would've told him to go to hell. 689 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,689 You've gotta see the shot where he puts on the shirt 690 00:37:19,758 --> 00:37:21,310 and it kinda stops over the pecs, 691 00:37:21,379 --> 00:37:23,448 then he kind of just slides it over his torso, 692 00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:24,827 and it was just like, "Ooh, yeah, I'm hot. 693 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,379 Watch that, you know, I'm teasing the camera 694 00:37:26,448 --> 00:37:27,310 with my body." 695 00:37:28,241 --> 00:37:30,586 Their bedrooms faced each other, 696 00:37:30,655 --> 00:37:32,862 and so they would open their little screens at night 697 00:37:32,931 --> 00:37:34,068 and look at each other 698 00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:37,206 and probably flash lights at each other. 699 00:37:37,275 --> 00:37:39,655 We did have walkie-talkies and I don't remember 700 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,965 in those days if they actually worked that well, 701 00:37:42,034 --> 00:37:44,655 but I just thought the whole thing was adorable. 702 00:37:44,724 --> 00:37:47,206 I never made a big deal about them getting to bed on time, 703 00:37:47,275 --> 00:37:49,896 'cause I thought, "Isn't this the perfect thing 704 00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:52,655 to have a little boy exactly your age across the street 705 00:37:52,724 --> 00:37:54,586 looking out of his bedroom window 706 00:37:54,655 --> 00:37:56,206 at the same time?" 707 00:37:56,275 --> 00:38:03,275 ♪ 708 00:38:14,931 --> 00:38:16,344 If Darren knew that he wanted to wreak havoc 709 00:38:16,413 --> 00:38:18,862 or it was time to wreak havoc, he was going to Michael, 710 00:38:18,931 --> 00:38:21,000 'cause he knew Michael had no problem doing it. 711 00:38:21,068 --> 00:38:22,793 'Cause even if Michael wasn't told to do it, 712 00:38:22,862 --> 00:38:23,862 he still did it. 713 00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:25,137 It would be really hot in our house 714 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:26,413 like something was on fire, and then we find out 715 00:38:26,482 --> 00:38:28,413 that Michael turned the heater up to 100 degrees. 716 00:38:28,482 --> 00:38:30,517 I buried my cats in my backyard. 717 00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,965 He always wanted to dig them up and get their skeletons 718 00:38:33,034 --> 00:38:34,517 and do something with them. 719 00:38:34,586 --> 00:38:36,793 Or we'd go to--you know, Marc Entous's fish bowl 720 00:38:36,862 --> 00:38:39,103 and pour all the fish food in to kill his fish. 721 00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:43,482 I carved an A in to their wood kitchen thing once. 722 00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,275 I don't know if I've ever admitted that for real. 723 00:38:45,344 --> 00:38:47,034 It must've been Adam, 'cause it's an A! 724 00:38:47,103 --> 00:38:48,103 Why would I carve an A? 725 00:38:48,172 --> 00:38:49,241 My name is Michael! 726 00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:52,655 If he saw that somebody would react negatively, 727 00:38:52,724 --> 00:38:55,448 he'd push that button right away. 728 00:38:55,517 --> 00:38:57,310 He was capable of that. 729 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,862 Adam was building this wonderful, 730 00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:03,758 marvelous, huge structure 731 00:39:03,827 --> 00:39:06,517 and I believe it was Michael 732 00:39:06,586 --> 00:39:10,103 came over and knocked it down. 733 00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:14,413 Ellen called me and Michael had pushed it over. 734 00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:17,482 Do you remember that, Adam? 735 00:39:17,551 --> 00:39:22,517 And Adam was devastated and furious beyond belief. 736 00:39:22,586 --> 00:39:25,103 He was so mad, he was gonna kill Michael, 737 00:39:25,172 --> 00:39:27,379 and so that time 738 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,482 I really did have to get in the middle of it 739 00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:31,827 because I think he really would kill Michael. 740 00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:34,931 My whole childhood, Michael and I were at odds. 741 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,137 I always hated Michael or I didn't wanna be around him, 742 00:39:37,206 --> 00:39:38,827 and I think Michael kinda felt the same way. 743 00:39:38,896 --> 00:39:39,931 I wouldn't say hate each other. 744 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,172 We didn't get along, but that was 745 00:39:41,241 --> 00:39:42,551 'cause we were pitted against each other 746 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:44,068 by Evan and Darren. 747 00:39:44,137 --> 00:39:45,655 There's no question about it. 748 00:39:45,724 --> 00:39:50,413 ♪ 749 00:39:50,482 --> 00:39:53,275 Darren, that hurt! 750 00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:55,206 It's pla--it's rubber! 751 00:39:55,275 --> 00:39:57,551 Darren, it hurts! 752 00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:58,896 Don't do that to my friend! 753 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,482 Ice cold lemonade! 754 00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:04,724 Ice cold lemonade! 755 00:40:05,931 --> 00:40:07,793 This is Adam Shell in the new film. 756 00:40:07,862 --> 00:40:09,827 As a young kid, it's gonna be Adam Shell. 757 00:40:09,896 --> 00:40:13,379 Billy Senior is played by John Candy. 758 00:40:13,448 --> 00:40:14,724 John Candy! 759 00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:16,310 [laughing] 760 00:40:16,379 --> 00:40:18,034 John Candy! 761 00:40:19,172 --> 00:40:20,965 What am I gonna do with this water? 762 00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:23,413 Water is a substance that you drink. 763 00:40:23,482 --> 00:40:26,000 But this is gonna go on Adam Shell. 764 00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:27,862 I mean, John Candy. 765 00:40:27,931 --> 00:40:28,862 His head. 766 00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:31,689 Hi, my name's Darren Stein. 767 00:40:31,758 --> 00:40:33,896 Adam, how hot do you think it is today 768 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,517 here in beautiful Downtown L.A.? 769 00:40:35,586 --> 00:40:38,034 -One sip! -About 100. 770 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,517 -Then cool off! -Thank you. 771 00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:42,793 Thanks, I liked that. 772 00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:44,586 Thank you, Darren. 773 00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:45,655 Thanks a lot. 774 00:40:45,724 --> 00:40:48,793 ♪ 775 00:40:48,862 --> 00:40:50,689 -I'm so nice. -Adam was, you know, 776 00:40:50,758 --> 00:40:52,137 a little heavier than the other kids, 777 00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:54,827 and so unfortunately he was singled out 778 00:40:54,896 --> 00:40:57,827 as the token fat kid on the street. 779 00:40:57,896 --> 00:41:00,379 And so when it was time to torture, 780 00:41:00,448 --> 00:41:03,000 you know, one of the kids, it was always the token fat kid 781 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:05,034 who was gonna get tortured. 782 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,172 Not for long! 783 00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:11,137 Dead meat, sucker. 784 00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:12,068 Come. 785 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,379 Come to my dwelling. 786 00:41:13,448 --> 00:41:15,275 I will prove my powers. 787 00:41:15,344 --> 00:41:20,068 ♪ 788 00:41:20,137 --> 00:41:21,586 I have a vision! 789 00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:23,034 He was the pudge, 790 00:41:23,103 --> 00:41:26,344 and he always used to breastfeed with his mom 791 00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:27,413 and we always made fun of him 792 00:41:27,482 --> 00:41:29,689 because he was supposedly breastfeeding 793 00:41:29,758 --> 00:41:32,172 till he was seven years old, and to this day, 794 00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:34,172 we still tease him for it. 795 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,862 I was very, like, bossy. 796 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:38,482 I gave orders. 797 00:41:38,551 --> 00:41:40,931 I was--I could be very mean, almost like vicious. 798 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,344 Like really cruel. 799 00:41:42,413 --> 00:41:45,275 ♪ 800 00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:48,172 And Adam was someone who didn't take my shit 801 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:50,827 as much as anyone else. 802 00:41:50,896 --> 00:41:52,965 I didn't like that. 803 00:41:53,034 --> 00:41:55,344 Because he wasn't listening to me. 804 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,344 He was talking back. 805 00:41:57,413 --> 00:41:59,896 I think that Adam really had an investment 806 00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:01,172 in his relationship with Darren. 807 00:42:01,241 --> 00:42:03,241 I don't know exactly what that all is 808 00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:04,413 or what that's about. 809 00:42:04,482 --> 00:42:06,551 The gardener had left some instrument. 810 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:09,413 It had a huge pole with this blade on the end. 811 00:42:09,482 --> 00:42:11,241 I remember him chasing me around with that 812 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:12,931 trying to kill me. 813 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,965 Was he really trying to kill you? 814 00:42:15,034 --> 00:42:16,448 I think he wanted to. 815 00:42:16,517 --> 00:42:18,172 I don't know if he would have, but I think he wanted to. 816 00:42:18,241 --> 00:42:19,793 The intention was definitely there. 817 00:42:19,862 --> 00:42:21,482 I mean, we would push each other so far 818 00:42:21,551 --> 00:42:23,137 that, you know... 819 00:42:23,206 --> 00:42:25,000 I never wanted to kill him, I wouldn't have killed him. 820 00:42:25,068 --> 00:42:28,241 I mean, I killed him every day with my words, 821 00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:30,103 which was far, I guess, worse, 822 00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:33,068 but you know, he would be driven to like-- 823 00:42:33,137 --> 00:42:35,413 "I'm gonna kill you!" you know? 824 00:42:36,862 --> 00:42:39,413 And if I caught him, I would've. 825 00:42:39,482 --> 00:42:40,551 I think I really would've. 826 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,103 I was out of control. 827 00:42:42,172 --> 00:42:44,862 I was really out of control. 828 00:42:44,931 --> 00:42:46,931 You would've chopped his head off with a gardening implement? 829 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,482 I don't think I would've done it purposely, 830 00:42:48,551 --> 00:42:51,103 but I was--I was going for him. 831 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:54,137 We are going to go terrorize some more innocent people. 832 00:42:54,206 --> 00:43:00,172 ♪ 833 00:43:01,551 --> 00:43:02,689 -She doesn't wanna go in. -Don't worry, 834 00:43:02,758 --> 00:43:03,655 she'll come right out! 835 00:43:03,724 --> 00:43:04,551 She'll come right out. 836 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,965 No cats like to go in. 837 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:08,517 ♪ 838 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,827 Come on, kitty, in you go. 839 00:43:10,896 --> 00:43:12,241 [indistinct screaming] 840 00:43:12,310 --> 00:43:14,310 -What? -Go, go, go. 841 00:43:14,379 --> 00:43:16,241 -Darren. -He's starting to use his claws. 842 00:43:16,310 --> 00:43:17,620 Darren, you're gonna traumatize the cat. 843 00:43:17,689 --> 00:43:19,862 -Darren, don't. -What? 844 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,655 -Darren, don't do that. -It's not even funny. 845 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,586 -It's gonna traumatize-- -The cat will be totally scared! 846 00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:25,862 -Don't do that. -That's sick, don't. 847 00:43:25,931 --> 00:43:29,206 -Why, it's a good scene! -It doesn't matter! 848 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,517 Tell me once when a cat goes into a mailbox. 849 00:43:31,586 --> 00:43:35,517 [mixed conversation] 850 00:43:35,586 --> 00:43:38,862 Isn't that cruelty to cats? 851 00:43:38,931 --> 00:43:40,965 I hate cats. 852 00:43:41,034 --> 00:43:42,379 I don't care what happens to cats. 853 00:43:42,413 --> 00:43:43,827 -They hate you too, Darren. 854 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:45,413 -Anna, you're lucky you're in this movie. 855 00:43:49,689 --> 00:43:52,655 ♪ I have no friends 856 00:43:52,724 --> 00:43:55,655 ♪ Every day at school I sit alone at lunch ♪ 857 00:43:55,724 --> 00:43:58,620 ♪ I have no friends 858 00:43:58,689 --> 00:44:02,206 ♪ Alex and Todd, they have a bunch ♪ 859 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:05,620 ♪ I have no friends 860 00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:08,862 ♪ It'd be nice just to have a few ♪ 861 00:44:08,931 --> 00:44:12,241 ♪ I have no friends 862 00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:16,655 ♪ What's a guy gotta do? 863 00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,965 He wrote this and he's like, "Okay, it's a musical. 864 00:44:19,034 --> 00:44:20,068 We're gonna do this musical." 865 00:44:20,137 --> 00:44:21,724 And Evan's friend Brian was over 866 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:24,275 and Evan was there, and he's like, 867 00:44:24,344 --> 00:44:27,413 "Adam, you're the loser. You're the loser. 868 00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:29,241 Here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna sing this song, 869 00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:31,068 ♪ I have no friends 870 00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:33,655 ♪ Every day at school I sit alone at lunch ♪ 871 00:44:33,724 --> 00:44:35,413 And I was like, "I'm not doing that. 872 00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:38,862 I'm not doing that because I know, if I do that, 873 00:44:38,931 --> 00:44:40,827 that's gonna be on my head for the rest of my life. 874 00:44:40,896 --> 00:44:42,379 I'm gonna be teased about that." 875 00:44:42,448 --> 00:44:43,896 So Darren kicked me out, he was like, "Go home. 876 00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:45,103 Go home, you can't be here." 877 00:44:45,172 --> 00:44:46,034 Calls up Michael. 878 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:47,862 "Come over, we wanna do this part." 879 00:44:47,931 --> 00:44:49,137 It was weird that he made a movie 880 00:44:49,206 --> 00:44:50,448 where, you know, I was the lead character 881 00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:52,137 singing, you know, ♪ I have no friends 882 00:44:52,206 --> 00:44:54,413 ♪ Every day at school I sit alone at lunch ♪ 883 00:44:54,482 --> 00:44:56,034 And it was like, I just played the part. 884 00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:57,310 He wrote it, you know? 885 00:44:57,379 --> 00:44:58,655 That says a lot. 886 00:44:58,724 --> 00:45:00,137 -My name's Alex! -And my name's Todd. 887 00:45:00,206 --> 00:45:02,517 We are popular! 888 00:45:02,586 --> 00:45:04,724 School is the pits! 889 00:45:04,793 --> 00:45:06,896 Our teachers have no tits! 890 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:09,000 School full of turds! 891 00:45:09,068 --> 00:45:12,655 School is full of nerds! 892 00:45:12,724 --> 00:45:14,344 I was kind of like an outcast in high school, 893 00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:15,965 'cause I came from this public school 894 00:45:16,034 --> 00:45:17,448 where I was president of my class. 895 00:45:17,517 --> 00:45:19,448 I was into new wave music like the Go-Go's and Berlin. 896 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,241 I had spiky hair, and I suddenly went from being, 897 00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:24,793 you know, having friends and being immensely popular 898 00:45:24,862 --> 00:45:26,758 and kind of loved to being literally, 899 00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:29,344 like, almost friendless. 900 00:45:29,413 --> 00:45:31,689 I mean, I had like, you know, a handful of friends, 901 00:45:31,758 --> 00:45:33,241 and not really the kind of friends I wanted, 902 00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:34,793 to be honest. 903 00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:36,448 And so these kids in the block, 904 00:45:36,517 --> 00:45:38,586 all my brother's friends, they were there, 905 00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:40,000 and it was a great escape, 906 00:45:40,068 --> 00:45:41,344 you know, an escape into the imagination, 907 00:45:41,413 --> 00:45:44,620 an escape into filmmaking, into alternate realities, 908 00:45:44,689 --> 00:45:46,482 into your mind. 909 00:45:46,551 --> 00:45:48,103 You know, you invented your reality. 910 00:45:48,172 --> 00:45:49,862 If school sucked or the people weren't good enough for you, 911 00:45:49,931 --> 00:45:52,689 you could make your life good enough for you 912 00:45:52,758 --> 00:45:54,724 by, you know, reinventing it. 913 00:45:56,137 --> 00:46:00,068 ♪ I have no friends 914 00:46:00,137 --> 00:46:03,862 ♪ I have no friends 915 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:07,310 ♪ I have no friends 916 00:46:07,379 --> 00:46:10,172 I have no friends! 917 00:46:11,379 --> 00:46:12,896 No! 918 00:46:12,965 --> 00:46:15,172 The first day of this all boys school, 919 00:46:15,241 --> 00:46:17,551 I'll never forget this, I was in the locker room, 920 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,689 and this big fat Chinese kid walks up to me, 921 00:46:19,758 --> 00:46:22,448 and he's like, "What-- can I ask you a question? 922 00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:24,413 What are you doing here?" 923 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:26,206 I thought, "Excuse me?" 924 00:46:26,275 --> 00:46:27,551 He's like, "This is an all boys school. 925 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,724 What are you doing here?" 926 00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:31,551 I was like, "Whoa." 927 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:33,448 Not that I had gender issues, I knew I was a boy. 928 00:46:33,517 --> 00:46:36,275 I'm not like a transvestite or transsexual or anything. 929 00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:38,103 But when you're perceived like that, 930 00:46:38,172 --> 00:46:41,310 it just makes you reassess your own identity. 931 00:46:41,379 --> 00:46:42,724 I'd say, "Well, Evan, why am I-- 932 00:46:42,793 --> 00:46:44,275 what about me makes me a boy? 933 00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:45,586 Like how do you know I'm a boy? 934 00:46:45,655 --> 00:46:48,275 How can you tell I'm a boy?" 935 00:46:48,344 --> 00:46:49,517 And Evan would be like, 936 00:46:49,586 --> 00:46:51,620 "Well, you're wearing tennis shoes." 937 00:46:53,689 --> 00:46:57,034 Friends, hell, enemies, hell, suicide, death-- 938 00:46:57,103 --> 00:46:58,724 What's he doing, he has a gun! 939 00:46:58,793 --> 00:47:00,379 -What's wrong with him? -We've gotta help him. 940 00:47:00,448 --> 00:47:03,103 -Come on! -Let's stop him! 941 00:47:03,172 --> 00:47:04,689 We're your friends! 942 00:47:04,758 --> 00:47:07,172 ♪ You have friends 943 00:47:08,517 --> 00:47:12,896 ♪ You have got friends 944 00:47:12,965 --> 00:47:15,137 I've got friends! 945 00:47:15,206 --> 00:47:16,448 Yay! 946 00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:19,379 ♪ We are friends 947 00:47:19,448 --> 00:47:22,689 ♪ We are friends ♪ 948 00:47:24,896 --> 00:47:26,206 Friends! 949 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,965 Throughout the day, there was this pressure building 950 00:47:30,034 --> 00:47:32,965 between Brian and Michael. 951 00:47:33,034 --> 00:47:35,206 You get leg-arm, I grab leg-arm. 952 00:47:35,275 --> 00:47:37,275 Okay. 953 00:47:37,344 --> 00:47:38,724 Stop it. 954 00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,413 Let's go. 955 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:42,586 It's fine, [unintelligible]. 956 00:47:42,655 --> 00:47:44,137 Oh, fuck! 957 00:47:44,206 --> 00:47:46,206 I didn't do that. I didn't 958 00:47:46,206 --> 00:47:48,379 Evan dropped you, you shit face. 959 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:49,758 You wanna make something of it, 960 00:47:49,827 --> 00:47:51,310 come on, let's make something of it! 961 00:47:51,379 --> 00:47:53,517 And we got into a little tiff during the filming of that. 962 00:47:53,586 --> 00:47:54,793 I think Darren or somebody was trying to get him 963 00:47:54,862 --> 00:47:56,206 to push me in the pool. 964 00:47:56,275 --> 00:47:58,000 I forgot what it was, I don't know how it happened. 965 00:47:58,068 --> 00:47:59,862 Push someone in! 966 00:47:59,931 --> 00:48:02,482 You know, [unintelligible] 967 00:48:02,551 --> 00:48:05,172 because it's very contagious. 968 00:48:05,241 --> 00:48:08,827 [unintelligible] 969 00:48:08,896 --> 00:48:11,482 This kid is going into seventh grade, 970 00:48:11,551 --> 00:48:12,965 this immature gay guy. 971 00:48:13,034 --> 00:48:14,896 Get off me, you probably have AIDS. 972 00:48:14,965 --> 00:48:16,793 You know [gigling] 973 00:48:16,862 --> 00:48:18,517 I'm not immature, really. 974 00:48:18,586 --> 00:48:20,344 ♪ 975 00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:22,034 He grabbed my dick. 976 00:48:22,103 --> 00:48:23,896 Thats about the best I can get. 977 00:48:23,965 --> 00:48:25,896 You're a fag! 978 00:48:25,965 --> 00:48:27,206 Oh, fuck! 979 00:48:27,275 --> 00:48:29,241 What? 980 00:48:29,310 --> 00:48:31,379 He bites like an animal. 981 00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:33,413 He bites like an animal. Sorry 982 00:48:37,241 --> 00:48:38,206 You shit face 983 00:48:38,758 --> 00:48:41,448 [grunting] 984 00:48:41,517 --> 00:48:43,241 [unintelligible] 985 00:48:43,310 --> 00:48:50,137 ♪ 986 00:48:50,206 --> 00:48:52,482 [laughing] 987 00:48:52,551 --> 00:48:59,482 ♪ 988 00:49:03,172 --> 00:49:05,586 [indistinct yelling] 989 00:49:05,655 --> 00:49:12,586 ♪ 990 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:15,206 Shit. 991 00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:16,758 Fuck. 992 00:49:16,827 --> 00:49:20,310 -Go on Darren. -This fucking sucks. 993 00:49:20,379 --> 00:49:21,827 I hate you. 994 00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:25,103 Everyone looking up to Darren, looking at him, 995 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:26,724 gave him a lot of power, 996 00:49:26,793 --> 00:49:28,620 and Evan just being that-- 997 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:29,965 his brother gave him a lot of power, too. 998 00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:31,896 They became sort of the center of that thing. 999 00:49:31,965 --> 00:49:34,482 So, if--they could play Adam and I 1000 00:49:34,551 --> 00:49:36,241 against each other real easily. 1001 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:37,862 I would offer the part to Adam, 1002 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,758 I would offer the part to Michael. 1003 00:49:39,827 --> 00:49:43,379 And then I would kind of watch the sparks fly. 1004 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,413 This was probably one of the biggest things 1005 00:49:46,482 --> 00:49:48,000 in our young lives. 1006 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:52,724 You know, I mean, starring in these films was big. 1007 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:54,758 Well, they'd be upset 1008 00:49:54,827 --> 00:49:56,068 because I would promise Adam the part 1009 00:49:56,137 --> 00:49:57,724 and then I gave it to Michael, 1010 00:49:57,793 --> 00:49:59,172 and then Michael would say, "Oh, you never had it. 1011 00:49:59,241 --> 00:50:00,862 Darren promised it to me." 1012 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,862 You know, I would just make them work harder for it. 1013 00:50:03,931 --> 00:50:06,000 Evan today is playing the part of Young Steve. 1014 00:50:06,068 --> 00:50:07,000 No, you probably are. 1015 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:08,137 This is Michael Weiner. 1016 00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:09,758 He is playing the part of Steve in our new film. 1017 00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:10,931 Here, I'll interview. 1018 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,931 This is a claim to actor Michael Weiner, 1019 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,551 star of A Song From Below. 1020 00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,620 -A Song From Below, Dippy. -Dippy. 1021 00:50:16,689 --> 00:50:18,758 Mr. Weiner, what kind of acting experience 1022 00:50:18,827 --> 00:50:20,586 have you had? 1023 00:50:20,655 --> 00:50:24,034 Well, I've done a few TV shows, commercials and everything, 1024 00:50:24,103 --> 00:50:25,827 and I did A Song From Below, 1025 00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:29,620 which is a very good film and everything, 1026 00:50:29,689 --> 00:50:30,965 and I'm looking forward to-- 1027 00:50:31,034 --> 00:50:32,586 and I just read the script to this new one. 1028 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,379 -And do you like it? -It's fantastic. 1029 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,482 Oh, great! 1030 00:50:35,551 --> 00:50:36,965 What part do you wanna play? 1031 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,000 Steve Jr. 1032 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:41,758 Okay, we'll quote you on that. 1033 00:50:41,827 --> 00:50:45,137 This is Adam Shell who's gonna play Billy in the new movie. 1034 00:50:45,206 --> 00:50:47,448 What are your thoughts on the new film? 1035 00:50:47,517 --> 00:50:50,206 Well, I read it and I think it's very good, 1036 00:50:50,275 --> 00:50:53,379 it's excellent, especially the end. 1037 00:50:53,448 --> 00:50:55,448 You know, it's really Twilight Zone-y, 1038 00:50:55,517 --> 00:50:57,103 but it's not a copy on Twilight Zone. 1039 00:50:57,172 --> 00:50:58,448 It's excellent, though. 1040 00:50:58,517 --> 00:51:00,896 I understand you tried out for Dippy in A Song From Below. 1041 00:51:00,965 --> 00:51:04,275 Yeah, Darren promised me the part but turned me down, 1042 00:51:04,344 --> 00:51:07,241 'cause he gave it to Michael. 1043 00:51:07,310 --> 00:51:09,241 See Darren over there? 1044 00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,551 See, that's Darren, 1045 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:13,103 the one who turned me down twice. 1046 00:51:13,172 --> 00:51:19,586 ♪ 1047 00:51:19,655 --> 00:51:21,758 -Hey, Margaret. -Hi, Dippy. 1048 00:51:21,827 --> 00:51:23,862 -Whatcha doing? -Digging. 1049 00:51:23,931 --> 00:51:25,896 -For what? -I've got a screaming lady 1050 00:51:25,965 --> 00:51:28,034 in the ground, and I'm digging for her. 1051 00:51:28,103 --> 00:51:29,965 I play a character named Dippy. 1052 00:51:30,034 --> 00:51:31,827 I think Adam was supposed to play it, 1053 00:51:31,896 --> 00:51:33,275 and for some reason then I ended up doing it. 1054 00:51:33,344 --> 00:51:34,827 I don't remember exactly why. 1055 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:38,310 I was Dippy. 1056 00:51:38,379 --> 00:51:40,965 About a week before he shot the film, 1057 00:51:41,034 --> 00:51:44,551 he decided for some reason I wasn't Dippy 1058 00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:46,482 and that Michael should be Dippy. 1059 00:51:46,551 --> 00:51:47,827 I was with Michael and Darren 1060 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,655 the day that Darren decided to give Michael the part 1061 00:51:50,724 --> 00:51:53,517 for Dippy in one of Darren's films, 1062 00:51:53,586 --> 00:51:55,206 A Song From Below or something. 1063 00:51:55,275 --> 00:51:57,379 And I remember Darren-- I think Darren had Michael 1064 00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:01,379 call Adam that day and say, "I got the part," 1065 00:52:01,448 --> 00:52:04,068 and wanted to get the reaction from Adam on the phone, 1066 00:52:04,137 --> 00:52:07,275 which was completely fucked up. 1067 00:52:07,344 --> 00:52:08,655 Yeah, I mean, that was something 1068 00:52:08,724 --> 00:52:11,137 that I engineered, definitely, 1069 00:52:11,206 --> 00:52:12,137 but I think it was also something 1070 00:52:12,206 --> 00:52:13,517 that they had innately, 1071 00:52:13,586 --> 00:52:16,103 'cause Michael was acting and Adam wanted to act. 1072 00:52:16,172 --> 00:52:17,724 And Michael always had the one-up on Adam 1073 00:52:17,793 --> 00:52:20,413 'cause his parents got him into acting classes 1074 00:52:20,482 --> 00:52:22,965 and his mom schlepped him around to auditions. 1075 00:52:23,034 --> 00:52:24,517 I'll never forget he was in this-- 1076 00:52:24,586 --> 00:52:26,344 The American National Academy 1077 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,689 and he wanted an agent. 1078 00:52:27,758 --> 00:52:29,517 And he said, "If you don't get me an agent, 1079 00:52:29,586 --> 00:52:31,000 I'm going to call Uncle Bob. 1080 00:52:31,068 --> 00:52:32,275 He'll get me an agent. 1081 00:52:32,344 --> 00:52:34,689 He'll take me, take me to get an agent." 1082 00:52:34,758 --> 00:52:36,000 I said, "Okay, Michael," 1083 00:52:36,068 --> 00:52:38,344 and that's when I knew he was really serious. 1084 00:52:38,413 --> 00:52:40,344 And that's when we got him an agent. 1085 00:52:40,413 --> 00:52:43,379 Marc Entous! 1086 00:52:43,448 --> 00:52:44,724 Yay! 1087 00:52:44,793 --> 00:52:48,655 And presenting as the guitar man, 1088 00:52:48,724 --> 00:52:51,172 Michael Weiner! 1089 00:52:51,241 --> 00:52:54,206 Yay! 1090 00:52:54,275 --> 00:52:56,758 Yay! 1091 00:52:56,827 --> 00:52:59,275 Yay! 1092 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:03,241 And tonight's production of Last Dance 1093 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:06,551 is brought to you by-- brought to you by Marc Entous 1094 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:07,965 and Michael Weiner. 1095 00:53:08,034 --> 00:53:09,000 Thank you. 1096 00:53:09,068 --> 00:53:10,758 And now we bow together. 1097 00:53:10,827 --> 00:53:13,206 Yay! Yay! 1098 00:53:13,275 --> 00:53:14,620 Stop. 1099 00:53:14,689 --> 00:53:21,620 ♪ 1100 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,827 [panting] 1101 00:53:24,896 --> 00:53:26,551 Okay, I dare you to walk back and forth 1102 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,275 on the edge of the roof. 1103 00:53:28,344 --> 00:53:30,827 ♪ 1104 00:53:30,896 --> 00:53:32,689 No sweat. 1105 00:53:32,758 --> 00:53:38,827 ♪ 1106 00:53:38,896 --> 00:53:40,275 [chopping] 1107 00:53:40,344 --> 00:53:41,655 I remember one time the kids 1108 00:53:41,724 --> 00:53:44,241 were all up on a roof for something, 1109 00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:48,068 and I--I think Roz Weiner almost had a heart attack 1110 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,689 and so did I, 1111 00:53:49,758 --> 00:53:53,068 because the kids were all up on a roof doing something. 1112 00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:55,965 So it took us a while to get 'em off the roof, 1113 00:53:56,034 --> 00:53:58,103 but then those little buggers went back up on the roof 1114 00:53:58,172 --> 00:54:00,275 when we weren't around and did it anyway! 1115 00:54:00,344 --> 00:54:02,517 [laughing] 1116 00:54:02,586 --> 00:54:04,448 I said to Michael, 1117 00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:07,413 "Don't you dare go up on the roof." 1118 00:54:07,482 --> 00:54:10,172 And, "Oh, no, I won't go up on the roof." 1119 00:54:10,241 --> 00:54:12,517 And when I saw the film, he was on the roof. 1120 00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:15,482 So, I guess Darren did have some influence. 1121 00:54:15,551 --> 00:54:19,068 ♪ 1122 00:54:19,137 --> 00:54:20,758 Billy! 1123 00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:22,206 ♪ 1124 00:54:22,275 --> 00:54:25,551 Billy! Billy! 1125 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:28,620 You killed me! 1126 00:54:28,689 --> 00:54:31,896 It's all your fault. 1127 00:54:31,965 --> 00:54:35,206 [panting] 1128 00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:36,793 I think there was something 1129 00:54:36,862 --> 00:54:40,448 beyond just getting people angry at each other 1130 00:54:40,517 --> 00:54:43,034 and putting himself in a position of power. 1131 00:54:43,103 --> 00:54:46,724 I think it had more to do with really wanting to know 1132 00:54:46,793 --> 00:54:48,586 what made us tick. 1133 00:54:49,758 --> 00:54:51,793 I loved Evan. 1134 00:54:51,862 --> 00:54:53,758 Evan was my first crush. 1135 00:54:53,827 --> 00:54:56,586 Evan was the boy that I first felt-- 1136 00:54:56,655 --> 00:54:59,172 I had any feelings for, you know, that first boy 1137 00:54:59,241 --> 00:55:00,758 or girl in your life you remember 1138 00:55:00,827 --> 00:55:04,000 that like all of a sudden you get that tingly feeling 1139 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:06,275 and the butterflies in your tummy. 1140 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:07,689 Evan was the first one. 1141 00:55:07,758 --> 00:55:11,517 I was like in second grade or something. 1142 00:55:11,586 --> 00:55:13,103 I was so young. 1143 00:55:13,172 --> 00:55:14,482 Oh, I have to tell you this. 1144 00:55:14,551 --> 00:55:16,862 She had a terrible crush on Evan. 1145 00:55:16,931 --> 00:55:20,931 That was her love, Evan. 1146 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,448 I remember that, because she would-- 1147 00:55:22,517 --> 00:55:24,758 oh, she just was crazy for Evan. 1148 00:55:24,827 --> 00:55:27,206 This will be on the cutting room floor, I hope. 1149 00:55:27,275 --> 00:55:30,000 "December 26th, 1987: 1150 00:55:30,068 --> 00:55:31,344 Today I went to Marc's bar mitzvah. 1151 00:55:31,413 --> 00:55:32,931 It was so fun! 1152 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,413 Something happened tonight. 1153 00:55:34,482 --> 00:55:35,793 Evan asked me to dance. 1154 00:55:35,862 --> 00:55:37,448 Of course, I said yes. 1155 00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:39,482 But this was not like last time. 1156 00:55:39,551 --> 00:55:40,896 Last time, Evan and his friends 1157 00:55:40,965 --> 00:55:44,344 all danced at his bar mitzvah and me." 1158 00:55:44,413 --> 00:55:47,517 I don't know, "But tonight there was a snow ball dance 1159 00:55:47,586 --> 00:55:49,068 and he asked me to dance. 1160 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,551 You know I'm only 9 and Evan's 13. 1161 00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:53,965 We've never had a snow ball dance in our grade. 1162 00:55:54,034 --> 00:55:55,620 Evan dances so nice. 1163 00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:56,655 Goodbye for now." 1164 00:55:57,827 --> 00:55:59,310 I was really embarrassed, you know? 1165 00:55:59,379 --> 00:56:01,344 'Cause I was--I was at the age 1166 00:56:01,413 --> 00:56:04,034 where girls were like-- had cooties, 1167 00:56:04,103 --> 00:56:07,896 and here was, like, my friend's sister, 1168 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,862 you know, having a crush on me. 1169 00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:13,103 So it was like really awkward 1170 00:56:13,172 --> 00:56:15,034 and it was really... 1171 00:56:15,103 --> 00:56:17,551 It was like I wanted nothing to do with it, you know? 1172 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,068 "Today it's my dad's birthday. 1173 00:56:21,137 --> 00:56:22,413 He's turning 42. 1174 00:56:22,482 --> 00:56:24,068 I forgot to tell you, when Evan slept over, 1175 00:56:24,137 --> 00:56:26,172 he gave me his pencil and pad thing 1176 00:56:26,241 --> 00:56:28,758 from Marc's bar mitzvah." 1177 00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:29,793 I remember that. 1178 00:56:29,862 --> 00:56:31,862 I remember that we got these-- 1179 00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:34,344 from Marc's bar mitzvah, we got these little gift things 1180 00:56:34,413 --> 00:56:37,620 and they were these clear little pencil holders 1181 00:56:37,689 --> 00:56:39,137 that had our names written on them 1182 00:56:39,206 --> 00:56:40,931 in red and black, I think. 1183 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,551 And I remember sitting-- I think I was sitting 1184 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:43,551 at the same table as Evan. 1185 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:44,862 If I wasn't, I don't know, 1186 00:56:44,931 --> 00:56:48,000 but he gave me-- he brought over the little thing 1187 00:56:48,068 --> 00:56:51,034 that had his name on it with the pencil and the paper 1188 00:56:51,103 --> 00:56:52,482 and whatever else was in there, 1189 00:56:52,551 --> 00:56:56,034 and I thought it was like the biggest deal in the world. 1190 00:56:56,103 --> 00:56:57,931 I just remember thinking, "Oh, he must love me 1191 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,551 if he's giving me this with his name on it." 1192 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:02,482 That was cute. 1193 00:57:02,551 --> 00:57:03,931 I remember that. 1194 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,827 ♪ 1195 00:57:05,896 --> 00:57:07,275 To this day, she still talks about you 1196 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:09,724 and that experience. 1197 00:57:09,793 --> 00:57:11,448 I know. 1198 00:57:11,517 --> 00:57:13,000 Um... 1199 00:57:13,068 --> 00:57:16,413 Lisa and I, I mean, we-- 1200 00:57:16,482 --> 00:57:20,448 you know, we've talked about having sex. 1201 00:57:20,517 --> 00:57:24,620 I mean--but we haven't had sex. 1202 00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:25,965 We talked about it, though. 1203 00:57:26,034 --> 00:57:27,241 She's always been attracted to me, 1204 00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,896 she always will be, you know. 1205 00:57:28,965 --> 00:57:32,310 But you're not-- the feeling's not mutual? 1206 00:57:32,379 --> 00:57:34,758 No, I'm not--she's... 1207 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,137 Did Evan have a crush on me? 1208 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,413 I don't think so. 1209 00:57:42,344 --> 00:57:44,275 I don't think so. 1210 00:57:44,344 --> 00:57:46,931 I think there's definitely, as we get older 1211 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,965 and we're teenagers and, you know, we're close, 1212 00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:56,275 there's definitely, you know, fun, flirty stuff. 1213 00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:59,586 But we would never, I think we're way too close. 1214 00:57:59,655 --> 00:58:02,068 ♪ 1215 00:58:02,137 --> 00:58:04,620 This is where we filmed one of the movies, 1216 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:05,896 The Stakeout. 1217 00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:09,068 This was the entranceway that we used. 1218 00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:11,724 And this room was where my sister sat at the desk 1219 00:58:11,793 --> 00:58:13,413 when I robbed the bank. 1220 00:58:13,482 --> 00:58:16,689 ♪ 1221 00:58:16,758 --> 00:58:20,758 I was so excited, because I got to play-- 1222 00:58:20,827 --> 00:58:22,896 Evan rescues me in the end and he carries me 1223 00:58:22,965 --> 00:58:24,275 and we get married in the end. 1224 00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:32,655 ♪ 1225 00:59:11,655 --> 00:59:13,034 What can I do for you, ma'am? 1226 00:59:15,137 --> 00:59:19,620 Yes, see, my husband died the other night, 1227 00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:24,758 and in the will, he left me one thing. 1228 00:59:27,482 --> 00:59:29,206 See this? 1229 00:59:31,827 --> 00:59:35,413 I want a million bucks in cash and checks 1230 00:59:35,482 --> 00:59:37,310 or I'll blow you head off. 1231 00:59:38,448 --> 00:59:39,965 Hurry! 1232 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:41,724 Hurry now! 1233 00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:48,724 ♪ 1234 00:59:53,517 --> 00:59:57,241 Yes, hi, this is Joanne Summers of Interstate Bank. 1235 00:59:57,310 --> 00:59:59,448 ♪ 1236 00:59:59,517 --> 01:00:01,758 We're being--ahh! 1237 01:00:01,827 --> 01:00:03,517 Help me! 1238 01:00:03,586 --> 01:00:10,517 ♪ 1239 01:00:20,379 --> 01:00:22,965 Why did you call 911? Why? 1240 01:00:23,034 --> 01:00:23,965 The police are coming. 1241 01:00:24,034 --> 01:00:25,275 They're gonna get you! 1242 01:00:25,344 --> 01:00:26,793 The police are gonna get no one! 1243 01:00:26,862 --> 01:00:33,448 ♪ 1244 01:00:33,517 --> 01:00:36,000 Freeze! 1245 01:00:36,068 --> 01:00:37,344 [popping, screaming] 1246 01:00:37,413 --> 01:00:38,310 Don't hurt her! 1247 01:00:43,448 --> 01:00:46,034 Come on, we've gotta get you out of this thing. 1248 01:00:46,103 --> 01:00:47,241 Come on. 1249 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:54,241 ♪ 1250 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:14,275 I was all embarrassed and blushy 1251 01:01:14,344 --> 01:01:16,000 when he like-- he had to pick me up 1252 01:01:16,068 --> 01:01:17,862 and walk me out, I'll never forget that. 1253 01:01:17,931 --> 01:01:21,206 It was like the closest I had ever been to a boy 1254 01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:23,034 up until that time. 1255 01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:25,241 It was so cool. 1256 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:27,034 It was really exciting. 1257 01:01:29,137 --> 01:01:30,344 I didn't like carrying her. 1258 01:01:30,413 --> 01:01:32,482 Darren made me do it, I didn't wanna do it. 1259 01:01:32,551 --> 01:01:33,965 I didn't wanna do it. 1260 01:01:34,034 --> 01:01:37,206 I did not wanna be, you know, 1261 01:01:37,275 --> 01:01:40,448 I didn't wanna be the ladies man, you know? 1262 01:01:40,517 --> 01:01:42,034 Not because I didn't wanna be the ladies man, 1263 01:01:42,103 --> 01:01:44,137 because the lady was my friend's sister! 1264 01:01:45,482 --> 01:01:48,413 Even if Lisa didn't have a crush on Evan, 1265 01:01:48,482 --> 01:01:51,344 Darren would've somehow made it so she would have a crush. 1266 01:01:51,413 --> 01:01:52,655 Like you wonder if the crush 1267 01:01:52,724 --> 01:01:55,275 was this pure crush that she had on Evan 1268 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:56,965 or was it because Darren was saying things like, 1269 01:01:57,034 --> 01:01:58,482 "Okay, now Evan's gonna come and lift you up 1270 01:01:58,551 --> 01:02:00,000 and Evan loves you." 1271 01:02:00,068 --> 01:02:02,034 Did he ever plant those little seeds 1272 01:02:02,103 --> 01:02:04,517 that were like, you know, telling her, 1273 01:02:04,586 --> 01:02:06,482 "Oh, Evan loves me?" you know? 1274 01:02:06,551 --> 01:02:07,793 You wonder if those things happened 1275 01:02:07,862 --> 01:02:09,137 because you never know because Darren 1276 01:02:09,206 --> 01:02:10,896 usually got things the way he wanted them. 1277 01:02:12,551 --> 01:02:14,827 [grunting] 1278 01:02:17,655 --> 01:02:19,793 [stifled laughter] 1279 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:32,482 Has sex for you and your lover 1280 01:02:32,551 --> 01:02:37,758 been boring, unstimulating? 1281 01:02:37,827 --> 01:02:40,103 Well, we'd like to introduce to you 1282 01:02:40,172 --> 01:02:43,275 a product called Vibro! 1283 01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:46,344 Turn it on, and what wonders it could be. 1284 01:02:47,517 --> 01:02:51,103 [moaning] 1285 01:02:51,172 --> 01:02:54,413 [laughing] 1286 01:02:54,482 --> 01:02:55,586 Vibro. 1287 01:02:55,655 --> 01:02:57,137 It's a commercial about a vibrator. 1288 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:59,965 [laughing] 1289 01:03:07,724 --> 01:03:10,965 You know, the kids did it in fun. 1290 01:03:11,034 --> 01:03:13,724 It was all--for them, it was all fun. 1291 01:03:15,310 --> 01:03:16,758 You know? 1292 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:18,172 They just-- 1293 01:03:19,758 --> 01:03:24,137 it was just all part of the process 1294 01:03:24,206 --> 01:03:26,068 of having fun. 1295 01:03:26,137 --> 01:03:29,379 ♪ 1296 01:03:29,448 --> 01:03:31,137 I didn't think a whole lot of it, 1297 01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:32,689 because mostly I thought 1298 01:03:32,758 --> 01:03:35,655 it was just entertainment for themselves. 1299 01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:37,448 Imagination is not a bad thing. 1300 01:03:37,517 --> 01:03:41,103 Fascination for the macabre is not necessarily wrong. 1301 01:03:41,172 --> 01:03:46,379 It's just--they're reflecting what they see and hear. 1302 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,379 It's how they apply that to their life 1303 01:03:48,448 --> 01:03:50,620 and does it affect them in a negative way? 1304 01:03:50,689 --> 01:03:52,206 It would be a different story. 1305 01:03:52,275 --> 01:03:59,206 ♪ 1306 01:04:51,034 --> 01:04:53,137 [groaning] 1307 01:04:53,206 --> 01:05:00,206 ♪ 1308 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:16,241 ♪ 1309 01:07:16,310 --> 01:07:18,034 That's the end of our play. 1310 01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:20,034 Now let's introduce Evan. 1311 01:07:20,103 --> 01:07:27,000 ♪ 1312 01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:43,689 What's--what's in a matzo souffle? 1313 01:09:43,758 --> 01:09:45,172 What's in a matzo souffle? 1314 01:09:45,241 --> 01:09:51,448 Matzo, eggs, cinnamon, apples, butter, sugar, salt... 1315 01:09:51,517 --> 01:09:55,034 and separated eggs, some butter, 1316 01:09:55,103 --> 01:09:59,551 and then you separate the eggs and beat the egg whites 1317 01:09:59,620 --> 01:10:02,068 and put 'em in separately and put the-- 1318 01:10:02,137 --> 01:10:04,275 and it comes out very light and airy. 1319 01:10:04,344 --> 01:10:05,896 It's very good. 93613