All language subtitles for Little.Singles.S01E02.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track3_[eng]

-[Steph] Hello?
-[both yell]

I'm John, and I'm bringing
all my single friends

to Palm Springs.

Hi.

[John]
This whole group met

at the Little People of America
convention.

[Krista]
Will someone get me a tea?

Half and half.

We make it a point
to get together.

Yes, thank you.

That was actually
very impressive.

-[Steph] That was impressive.
-[Krista] Yeah.

Escape the average-sized world
and just let loose, have fun,

and kind of just feel
normal for once.

-Let's have a party.
-Yes!

[Sammy] Let's have a party.

♪♪

I've heard I'm a pretty
good kisser, what about you?

[Krista]
I've never had complaints.

OK.
Neither have I, so.

[tense music plays]

Sammy and I are keeping
a little bit of a secret.

Sammy came out to play
golf with me,

and we...hooked up.

The whole thing with Sammy
and I has been going on

for about a year.

My feelings for him
are pretty strong.

I just wanna set
some ground rules.

Everyone has fun.
No one gets hurt.

[Sammy]
We don't have a label on it.

I hope you're not gonna get
mad at me for flirting

with other people at the house.

[Steph] Just...

I'll keep that in mind.

Krista, are you OK with saving
the sake for when we have...

Mm-hmm, sushi.

-...a nice sushi date night?
-Please.

[Krista] Did he just ask me
out on a date?

[Steph speaks]

We just wanted to, like,
hang out with our friends,

so we're here for a vacation.

Yeah.

What's up, boys?
How you guys doing?

Why is it all right for Sammy
to flirt with Krista

in front of me,
but I'm not allowed to flirt

with a random guy
at a bar?

Why do you act like
I don't respect you?

-Because you don't!
-Yes, I do.

[Steph cries]
Sammy!

[bleep], I hate this so much.

[Steph]
I'm -- I'm done.

OK.

OK.

Cool.

[intriguing music plays]

♪ Keep on going higher
then we got desire ♪

♪ Everything is better
whenever you're around ♪

♪ Whenever we get down
going higher ♪

[JJ retches]

[water running]

-Yeah, let's sit on the couch.
-Yeah.

[John] Last night at Red Barn,
Sam and Stephanie were

mad at each other.

I wanted to know what the heck
was going on.

And finally, after enough
pressing, he told me.

What an idiot.

[John] Yeah.

[Sammy] Got it?
Come on.

-[John] No.
-[Sammy] You're good.

OK. [chuckles]
We need your help.

I need to know exactly what
happened with you and Steph.

Well, so, I flew to Houston.

The plan was just to golf
and have a good time,

and she lives on a golf course.

We were naked in the pool.

I was yelling "fore,"
but not for the golf reason.

Why would you yell "fore"?

You asked for details.
I'm giving you details.

I'm just, like, curious
how far along --

Like, look, look.
Just look.

I didn't think there were
strings attached.

Have you ever expressed to her
that you do like her

more than a friend?

Clearly, you guys are not
on the same wavelength.

I think showing any feeling
to another woman

right in front of her,

I don't think Steph's
gonna love that.

-I realize that now.
-'Cause she wants love.

-[Sammy] Yeah, and --
-Let's all be real right now.

And if I can't be 100% for that,

it's not gonna work out.

[John]
Why wouldn't you hand me
any heads up

before we all got
into this house?

"Hey, dude, might have hooked up
with one of our closest friends

who's also coming
on this vacation."

After my accident, like,
I have a second chance at life,

and I'm, like, literally,
right now, it's confusing.

I'm confused myself.

In the moment,
I wasn't thinking.

But, like, I see
where I messed up,

and I wanna be better.

I'm gonna figure it out.

[John] I think for the rest
of the vacation,

you're just kinda,

you be there for her
as her friend,

but you don't show
any more affection

than you already have.

You need to figure it out.

I am a frozen banana
in a blender.

And it's just --

yeah, it's just going around
in circles.

Ah!

Why did they have to do it?

This makes our friend group
so weird.

Like, why?

Why do you guys gotta ruin
a perfect friend group

to pleasure each other for
probably a couple seconds?

It pisses me off because this
was supposed to be nothing,

but a fun time.

♪♪

[JJ] All right, I'm just gonna
grab my shoes, and then...

-[Steph] OK.
-...I will be ready to go.

How long do you think
you guys will be?

[Steph] I don't know.

I feel like you guys are looking
a certain way for the gym.

You guys aren't just there
to work out.

[JJ] Yeah,
there's hot men there.

Yeah.

[Steph] Yeah.

Oh, so then, wait, wait, wait.

I'm annoyed.
I was the SUV guy.

Ha, ha.

To start the day, Krista,
Sammy and I are gonna

get some clothes altered,
while Steph and JJ go find

some beautiful fitness guys
at the gym.

[John] Hope you don't get
wifed up too quick.

Oh, we will.

[JJ] This thing is massive.
I love it.

[Steph] I don't know if I need
these many pillows,

but I grabbed them all
just in case.

You got liftgate glass open?

Liftgate, what?

[JJ] I'll let you know
when it turns off.

Oh.

-You're good.
-[Steph] Yes!

Strong, independent women.

-We don't need a man.
-[Steph] Exactly.

Don't need no man.
No, seriously.

[both laugh]

I obviously never want to fight
with any of my friends,

but I obviously never wanna
fight with Sammy.

I wish we didn't get into
an argument, and I think

my feelings just got
the best of me.

[Steph]
My God, is this the first time
we're hanging out,

just the two of us?
-It is.

-Without the boys.
-Without the boys, especially.

'Cause they talk
a mile a minute.

-[Steph] Oh, my God.
-I love them.

I don't want to include Krista
in my messy situation

until I'm able to figure out
where my head's at.

So I just wanted some
one-on-one time

with JJ to get some advice.

No hard feelings
or anything like that.

How long do you usually
work out for?

Two hours, but I'm assuming
you're not doing that.

Oh.
OK.

My gym routine is,
like, I'll stretch,

and then I'll do weights, but
I [bleep] love kickboxing.

Being a little person
and working out in the gym,

it's hard, 'cause the machines
are not built for our height.

It's even hard, though,
doing stuff on the treadmill,

because buttons are extremely
high, and I have to, like,

jump to, like, hit
the start button.

And what happens if you need
to stop the machine

and you can't?

Peace out.

[JJ]
Oh, I think it's over here.

Ooh, the gym looks
cool, though.

Oh, nice!

[bubbly music plays]

-All right, where to?
-[JJ] That way.

-[Steph] This way?
-[JJ] Yes.

You see me slouch
and yell at me.

'Cause I, like, I do that.

-[Steph] I do that, too.
-[JJ] It's like [grunts].

[chuckles]

What about the guy
in the pink shirt?

-Mm-hmm.
-He's cute.

-[JJ] There's so many.
-[both laugh]

-How you doing?
-[JJ] Hi.

I'm one of the trainers here,
I'm Victor.

-[JJ] Hi, Victor.
-Hi, Stephanie.

[both] Nice to meet you.

This man is beefy.

Like, whoa!
[chuckles]

Like, his muscles have
muscles.

And his muscles' muscles have
muscles' muscles.

-[faint chatter]
-Oh, thank you.

Whoa!

[laughing]
[JJ] Yeah, yeah.

Sorry,
you're making me nervous.

[chuckling]

-Are you single?
-No.

-You're not?
-No.

I am single as a Pringle,

and I have been celibate
for about four years.

The men out there, it's rough.

And I don't need
to be with a guy

to have an orgasm, so.

It's always the good-looking
guys are always taken.

We'll see if I can even do it.

-Oh, yes, I can.
-[Steph] Yeah, you can.

I've never seen any little
people work out before,

but I was surprised at
how strong they were.

[Eric] Nice.

Especially when she was
doing the chest press.

-Adorable.
-They were very cute.

They were very cute.

[grunts]

[JJ] Are you dating anybody?

[JJ speaks]

I don't know.

Uh, Sammy's just
pissing me off, but...

Yeah, why?

We kind of have a thing,
had a thing.

I don't even know.

Wait, what?

-Yes.
-I did not know that.

-Yeah.
-OK.

And we had a full conversation
about it where I'm like,

"You can do what you want.
I don't care."

But it's like,
there's, it's respect.

[JJ] Mm-hmm.

Like, and as someone who
has been my friend

for a decade,

that should come first,
no matter what.

And then it's like, we literally
had that conversation.

And then he went and, like,
did the opposite with Krista.

-And I was like, "Cool."
-Mm-hmm.

"So glad you care about me."

After everything, like,
we've been through,

I've been there for you.

Like, it should be mutual
and it's not.

[JJ] I'm really surprised
because I see

Sammy flirting with Krista.

Now that I know this is
a secret thing between

Steph and Sammy, it's not OK.

And I don't want anybody to be
fighting or feeling upset.

We're here on vacation.
I just wanna have fun.

-Does Krista know?
-I don't think so.

And, like, I don't want her to.

I don't wanna get in the way
of anything for her.

It feels so much better
talking to you about it.

Have fun.
And do what you wanna do.

-Yes -- yeah.
-[JJ] Honestly.

If Sammy was at a place
in his life where he was

emotionally available,
he could be my person.

We do get along so well.
There is chemistry there.

We do really care
about each other.

So now having
to question that is,

I think, the hardest
part of all of it.

How do you wanna handle,
like, the whole situation?

I don't know, I think, like,
he knows I'm upset.

And it's like, "You're not doing
anything about it."

Like, at this point, I want him
on his own to, like, man up

and have a conversation and be
like, "Hey, what's going on?"

What are you gonna do
if he doesn't talk to you?

I don't think I can hold, I'm --

I don't think I can hold him in.

At that point, I'm gonna
flip out on him, like.

-Yeah.
-At this point,

if you're --
if you're gonna sit here

and act like nothing happens,
I will lose my [bleep].

What up, y'all?

Krista's into Anthony,
but she's also into Sammy,

who's very into Krista.

I'll just watch
and see what happens.

[Krista] Yeah.
Yeah.

Seeing Krista and Anthony
flirting kinda makes me feel

a little bit defeated.

-[overlapping conversation]
-Yeah, why?

No, thank you.
I'm no one's backup option.

[indistinct singing]

[John] We all ready?

All right, guys.
I'm ready to go.

-Let's go.
-[John] All right, let's go.

[Sammy]
Oh, this is gonna be fun.

[John] I've never actually
gone to a tailor

with other little people.

I normally just go by myself.

You want me to carry
something for you?

-Yeah, you want me --
-Please do.

Yeah, here.
I'll hold this.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I know, I have
like a million clothes.

Holy crap.
You brought yourself.

[laughing]

You're up in the front.

Hello.

[driver]
Going to Lily's Tailors?

[John] Yes.

I purchased a bunch
of clothes

right before
this vacation,

but unfortunately,
for people like myself,

we can't just grab
clothes off the rack

and wear them.

We need to get them tailored.

[Sammy] We have a bunch
of clothes to hem.

Typical week for us.

Yeah, I'd say I head to them,
like, once a month.

I get my clothes all tailored.

Anytime I go shopping,
which I do a lot of shopping

for, or vacation,

I have clothes with tags
on them still.

Me too.
All my dresses, tags.

I actually just pulled them
off in my room, and I'm like,

"OK, I don't want them to see
the price tag on this."

Him and I shop for clothes
together all the time,

right to the kids' section,
wherever we go.

There's a bunch of trendy
clothing for kids

that doesn't have a race car
on it or something.

What all did you guys bring
to be tailored?

I brought a lot of shorts,
'cause they look like pants

at the moment.
-Of course.

Well, when it comes
to our feet, I mean,

they're very big.

Even my underwear are men's.

They're not men's smalls.

-We have big [bleep].
-We do.

[Krista]
I've got dresses, pants.

Yeah, I have two pairs of
pants and one dress shirt

that's literally perfect
for Palm Springs.

Yeah.

-[Sammy] I'm pumped for it.
-Yeah.

I'm pumped to see
your reaction, actually.

[Krista]
Well, maybe on our date.

-Oh.
-[chuckles]

We're gonna go get
the three S's.

The three S's?

[John] Thank you, sir.
Five stars.

-Thank you.
-[John] Drive safe out there.

-[Sammy] I got you.
-Thank you.

[Sammy] Of course.

Oh, yeah.
Let's do this.

[John] Hello, hello.

-[Krista] Hi, how are you?
-Hello.

[Sammy] We have clothes that
we need to get tailored.

-How are you?
-[Sammy] Really good.

[John] Yeah, we have
a lot of clothes.

-Yeah, so.
-OK, I have two rooms.

-[Sammy] Oh, yeah.
-One over there.

-Both?
-Yeah, please.

[John] Yeah, it's fine.
Hop in.

I'm just wearing
underwear, so.

Hop in close with him
a few times.

[Sammy] Yeah, we're comfortable
with each other.

It's my first time working
with the little people,

and I'm excited.

[Sammy] My waist is small,
but my butt's big.

Usually I just bunch them up,
but I'm so tired of doing that.

[John] Are you able to bring up
the sleeves like two inches?

-Two inches?
-Yeah.

Oh, I don't know my inches
that well.

-[Lily] OK.
-I know I'm 4'1", though.

You look like Crocodile Dundee.

All right,
that's a compliment,

not an insult.

You wanna tighten
the biceps a little bit

so you can actually,
like, have muscles?

Dude, I would describe
your style as, like,

maybe a 45 year old man
going through a divorce.

I would consider your style
a hipster who wants to look

like his mother in the '80s.

[Sammy] Maybe make it a little
tighter, 'cause I like showing

my biceps unlike the other guy.

Thank you.

[Krista]
So this one is too tight.

OK, fine.
Let me see your dress,

your pretty dress.

OK.

For your birthday party,

you're definitely gonna
look the best,

as you should.
-Thank you.

And you kind of always do, so...

Thank you.

I'm excited to see
you guys in suits.

The gang is
all throwing me a party.

It's gonna be,
say goodbye to your '20s,

"Great Gatsby" style.

And because I didn't grow up

around the little people
community, I've never partied

with just other little
people before.

Like, when I go to parties
with, you know,

average height people,

it's almost like everyone's
booty is in my face.

Like, I don't wanna dance
with all of them.

It would just be really nice
to dance with friends

face-to-face.

[Sammy] I may have
a sparkly shirt like this

that I'm gonna wear underneath

to see just for you.
-[Krista] OK.

You're always trying
to match me.

I love that.

[Sammy] Maybe I'm trying
to match you on purpose.

Oh, OK.

It feels like you have
the memory of

a [bleep] goldfish.

You literally just told me
this morning you were gonna

cool down on the flirting
with Krista.

I would say more of like
a very hyper dog.

Squirrel.

All right.
It's not too much, though?

-I don't think so.
-All right.

-That's all that matters.
-OK.

[Sammy] That makes me happy.

♪ If you think
you can handle me ♪

♪ You're ready for the ride ♪

-[JJ] Whoo!
-[Steph] Whoo!

Bye.
Have a good one, sir.

[driver]
Have a good time today.

Thank you.

♪♪

[bleep]

This might not even work.

Motherfricker.

[stool scrapes]

[Steph groans]

I still took them all down.

-Yeah.
-The backyard's the best bar.

It is.

[JJ] I'm actually gonna
use the restroom.

I'll be right back.

[John] Aw, you have
a weak bladder like me.

-[bleep]
-[Sammy] Can we order a bidet?

You guys are inviting a friend
this evening?

[Steph] I don't know.

[Krista] Have you guys heard
from Anthony?

I'm still waiting to hear back
from him.

[Steph] Oh, really?

I haven't heard back
from him yet.

Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?

-You think he's ghosting you?
-I don't know.

I met Anthony earlier
this year at the annual

Little People
of America convention.

He took one look at me

and swooped right in,
and after that,

I couldn't get away from him.

Oh, that sounds so bad!
But it's true!

He's just one of those people
you can't help get excited

when you're around him,
'cause he's just excited.

I know, that's how I felt
when I first met him.

He was, like, jumping around
like a little --

-[Steph] Yeah.
-You know, and I'm like,
"Oh, OK."

[Krista]
Anthony lives near Palm Springs,
and I really like him,

but some guys are just out
for one thing.

So at the LPA, as I'm walking
to the bathroom, I pass Steph,

and she gave me the OK
on Anthony.

I told him that
I'd be free for a date,

but I haven't heard
back from him yet.

[Sammy]
So is that a sign for me then?

[laughs] I'm not...

I'm not giving
any hints or anything.

-[Sammy] Oh, OK.
-[Krista chuckles]

♪♪

I've met Anthony
a couple times

at the Little People convention.

Never really hung out
with him, so.

I really don't know who's more
suitable for Krista,

Anthony or me.

My answer would be me,
because who wouldn't want this?

-[Krista] I need some lotion.
-[Sammy] Try that.

Do you want me to help you?

If you want.
[chuckles]

-Here, ready?
-You do it.

All right.
Let's see.

I won't do much.
[sprays]

Do you want it
on your feet, too?

-[Krista] Like this one.
-[Sammy] All right.

[Krista laughs]

[Krista]
Ooh, it really is so pretty.

I love it.

♪♪

My interest in Sammy has grown,
but I'm also curious to see

where things could go
with Anthony, too.

They both have
different qualities,

but I definitely am interested
in both of them.

Should use my left hand, though.

It's a lot.

[Krista]
Wow, it is nice and creamy.
[laughs]

Do your little toes, too.

-Hey.
-Ugh.

You're gonna be a vampire.

-You're gonna glitter.
-Oh.

I feel bad with this whole
situation with Krista,

because Krista doesn't know
about me and Sammy,

and I can't blame her for it.

And she's also, like,
never been with another

little person, and I want
that for her.

Like, I want her to get
everything out

of this vacation, but it's also
hard not to let it bother me.

Holy [bleep].

-Gosh, how do I rub it all in?
-[Krista] I don't know.

-It's just so much.
-Harder, rub it harder.

When Steph likes a guy,
she lets her full heart out.

Sammy needs to understand
this isn't just a quick hookup.

You open this can of worms,

you're gonna have
to deal with it.

It's like I'm waxing a car.
Wax on, wax off.

[laughs] Just don't lick it.

OK.

If it was a car,
it's like a Ferrari I'm waxing.

-So it's perfect.
-My God.

Uh.

[Steph] Is the hot tub still on,
like, hot?

-[John] Oh, wow.
-[Steph] Is it dead?

-No.
-[music playing]

Steph, is this a new playlist?

Yeah, new playlist
I just came up with.

Do you want anything,
by the way,

[music plays in the background]

[Steph] Do you wanna go
in the hot tub?

[JJ] Yeah.

[John] I think you need
to have a conversation

with somebody outside.

You need to work
on that, brother.

You rubbed another girl's leg
right in front of her.

[Sammy] I don't wanna talk
about this right now.

Yeah, I don't think you ever
wanna talk about it.

Well, I don't wanna talk
about it 'cause I want us

to have a good night
and a good vacation.

[John]
You can always speak about it,
and I'll speak about anything.

All right.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.

I have it figured it out.
I think you gotta figure it out.

[Sammy] OK, whatever
you say, brother.

[John] Just keep avoiding it.

The last thing
I wanna do is hurt Steph.

But at the same time,
I have to live my life.

I'm 26 years old.
I'm having fun.

We're on vacation.

Who wouldn't wanna help
a girl out by rubbing lotion

on them when they give
you permission to?

Krista, just some OJ?
Put some ice in it.

I didn't know if you wanted it.

Of course.
You're welcome.

[Krista giggles]

-[Steph] It's a full moon.
-[JJ] It is.

So that means
it's gonna get freaky.

-[JJ] Freaky.
-Freaky.

What up, y'all?

-[mouths in silence]
-[faint chatter]

[Krista] What is he doing here?

Krista has never dated
a little person man.

She's expressed interest in it.

We're just trying to speed up
the inevitable

and play a little matchmaker.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

Right now, I have the hairiest
ankles ever.

I wanna look clean
for the party.

[JJ] It's gonna be a lot of fun.

I am a little bit nervous,
though, if new people come,

'cause I don't wear shorts
that often.

And, like, is it, like,
a good thing, bad thing?

-[JJ] No, it's fine.
-[Sammy] It's weird when I wax.

Like, I did not used
to have hairy legs.

If you wanna wax
my ankles, I'm down.

♪♪

[John]
I hate my hairy ankles.

I look like a hobbit
climbing Mordor.

-Let's wax your ankles.
-Wait, actually?

-I want to.
-Let's do it.

[hisses]

[phone dials]

-Hey, what's up, superstar?
-Hey, stranger.

-How are ya?
-I'm doing good.

-Welcome to the desert.
-Thank you.

I've known Anthony
since I was 14.

It's one of those friendships
at the Little People of America

convention where you see
each other, you're friendly.

Like, very nice, just a very,
very good person.

I wanted to see if maybe
you would wanna

come hang out.
-[Anthony] I appreciate that.

I would love to stop by
and see the whole crew.

[Steph]
And Krista is here too.

Krista has never dated
a little person man.

She's expressed interest in it.

She's expressed interest
in Anthony.

She thinks he's great.

We're just trying to speed up
the inevitable and help

the process and play
a little matchmaker.

[Anthony] Now, I look
forward to seeing y'all.

Perfect.
I can't wait to see you.

-[Anthony] Take care.
-[Steph] All right.

Bye, Anthony.
See you soon.

Oh, OK.

Yeah, it actually is
super hairy.

[JJ] I am so excited.

[Sammy] Oh, you know
the technique.

Oh, boy.

[JJ] Yeah, I've done
the bikini ones.

-[Sammy] OK.
-[JJ] OK.

-Go in the count of three.
-[Sammy] Ready?

Five, four, three.

[screams]

-[JJ] Oh, I did such a good job.
-[continues screaming]

Oh, my God.

-[continues screaming]
-You're a hairless cat, bro.

My favorite memory is when
he used hot wax to remove hair

off of my butthole.

It was the worst decision
of my life.

I didn't tear off the wax
in time.

Yeah, the wax hardened
on my butt.

His butt cheeks were
glued together.

His face was an inch
from my butt.

[moans and stutters]

I -- I'm -- I'm actually fine
if I have hairy legs.

I'm being serious.
I'm good.

I look like a naked mole rat,

and then I look like
a grizzly bear.

It actually feels
really smooth.

-Don't -- don't feel my legs.
-It feels smooth.

And I hate how you do it
with the eye contact and stuff.

I don't -- I don't like it.

We're done.

I'll see you guys later.

[John] At least I'm more
aerodynamic now.

♪♪

-[Steph] It's a full moon.
-[JJ] It is.

[Steph] So that means it's gonna
get freaky.

-Freaky.
-Freaky.

[doorbell dings]

[John speaks]

Get off!

-Yo, buddy!
-[John] Yo!

[Anthony] What up, dude?
How you doing?

[both grunt]

Desert treating you right, huh?

Bro, this place is a lot
warmer than Canada.

Yeah, we started this, like,
the evening now.

[Anthony speaks]

Bro.

But you guys called,
so I gotta come back.

You know, we gotta have
some fun.

-Bro we've need you forever.
-It's cool, huh?

I'm just a good kisser.

-[Sammy] I'm just a good kisser.
-I am a make out whore.

I like sharing my talent, OK?

[Sammy] Yeah, it really is.

I'm so happy to see you.

[Anthony] Yeah, man,
it's awesome to see you, bro.

♪♪

What up, y'all?

-[all laugh]
-Oh, my God!

-Right?
-Whoo.

That's -- that's a spicy jacuzzi
right there.

♪♪

[mouthing in silence]

[Krista]
I'm excited, but confused.

How is he here right now?

Last time we see each other
was at a jacuzzi too, right?

-Hi, how are you?
-[Anthony] You look good.

What's going on?
You good? You all right?

All right.

So from what I know,
Krista's into Anthony,

but she's also into Sammy,
who's very into Krista.

And then you throw
Steph into the mix,

who's clearly into Sammy,

but knows that Krista's
into Anthony

and that's why Stephanie
invited Anthony,

so that Krista wouldn't be
as into Sammy,

who Stephanie's into.

Whoa.

[John] I thought we were just
gonna hang out

and laugh as friends,

but now it feels like
a love triangle squares.

I'll just watch and see
what happens.

♪♪

♪♪

[Anthony] Thanks, so
this is you guys, huh?

-You like our house?
-We're set.

I love it.
You got the fireplace.

You got the jacuzzi,
a little bit, a little bit.

-[Steph] You want a drink?
-[Anthony] Yeah.

If you guys want something,
I know you guys are in here.

I'll go pour it.
What do you guys want?

You guys, champagne, shots?

Should we do a little,
should we do a little te --

-Shall we do a little --
-[all] Shots.

OK, cool.
Let's do it.

-All right.
-[conversation overlaps]

[Krista]
That was a nice surprise.

It is a good surprise.

I just like to be prepared
for things like that,

like, you know, a guy shows up
that you're interested in.

Maybe I didn't want him to
see me half naked in a bikini.

Maybe I didn't want him
to see me like that, you know?

And bam, there he is.
I don't have a choice now.

♪ I wanna be your fun
girl tonight ♪

♪ I'll take you on the ride
of your life ♪

[Steph] Whoo!
Who wants to take a shot?

[Anthony] Closer.
We're getting closer.

OK, we're gonna do this.
We're gonna do this.

One.

-[Steph] Whoo!
-[Anthony] Yeah!

You know you gave me my first
sip of alcohol at convention?

-[Anthony] You serious?
-Uh-huh.

-[Krista] JJ?
-[JJ] Yeah?

So, Anthony, I wasn't
expecting him to walk in.

[JJ] I wasn't either.
I was not either.

I was wondering why Steph didn't
say anything about it.

I like Anthony, though.
He's so cool.

-No, he's sweet.
-[Krista] Yeah, he is.

Like, last time I saw him was,
like, years, years, years back,

but he's a good guy.

-OK.
-[JJ] Yeah.

So were you interested, too,
in him, or...?

I don't know, 'cause he was
interested in me,

and then Sammy just
asked me on a date.

Girl!

-Live.
-OK.

No, live.

[Krista] I'm just nervous from
all the stories that you guys,

like, talk about men
in the community, like...

The thing is,

you know who you are
as a person.

Mm-hmm.

-You have the full control.
-Right.

They chase you.
You don't chase them.

OK.

[JJ] The egg doesn't swim
to the sperm.

-Right.
-The sperm swims to the egg.

[Krista] Exactly.

[Krista]
I've just heard rumors that

the men in the LP community,

they get around.

And right now,
in the LP community,

I have a pretty clean slate,

so I don't want to really
jeopardize that or mess it up.

-Cheers.
-Cheers, guys.

Love you all.

It's only the beginning,
so let's keep it going.

[JJ] Whoo!

-[Steph] Oh!
-[Krista] Come on, JJ.

Yay!

[Sammy] They haven't missed.

[background party chatter]

[Sammy] Oh, come on, John.
Oh!

[all] Yes!

-[JJ] Get it, get it, get it!
-There it is.

-[Steph] Yo!
-[John] How?

-[JJ] Get it, get it, get it!
-Yes!

Oh, my God.

-[Sammy] They're just on fire.
-[all cheer]

[JJ] Good, [indistinct].

[all] Oh!

You crushed that.
You crushed that.

-You were good.
-I did, I did.

Hey, for your first time,
you're natural.

[chuckles]

[Krista] OK.

Yeah, I've been wanting
to check out the fire.

[Anthony] Oh, you wanna
check out the fire?

♪♪

-Want to sit close?
-Yeah, thank you.

-There we go.
-Mm-hmm.

There we go.

Yes.

[John] Are you worried
about something?

No, I heard something, so.

Clearly, Sammy's butt hurt

that Krista's having
a great time with Anthony,

and it's so pathetic.

♪♪

[Anthony]
I felt like we kinda hit it off
in San Diego a little bit.

-Yeah.
-I know you were busy.

I know, I was really busy.
I'm sorry.

I mean, I don't know
if you were busy, like,

after LPA, 'cause...
-Yeah.

I showed interest.
I just didn't --

I don't know.
I just felt, like,

is she interested in me, too?

That's where I kinda was at,
to be honest with you.

I've known Krista a couple
months from LPA.

I definitely thought
she was pretty.

She stood out.

We got to hang out,
but she was busy.

We've kept in touch
a little bit,

but now that
we both have time,

I think it'll be kind
of exciting.

We'll see where it goes.

[Krista] To be honest with you,
like, I told everyone

while I was at the LPA that
I was just looking for friends.

OK.
I think I gave you your space.

-I don't know.
-Yeah, you definitely did.

I appreciate that,

'cause I got approached a lot
while I was there.

[Anthony] You get approached
a lot in LPA and real life.

-Yeah.
-[Anthony] Both, right?

Yes, that is true.

To get me, you have to be
attentive, funny, be confident,

be good looking, have a job,
like giving gifts,

be close with his family,
especially his mother,

be active, love to travel
because I love to travel,

animal lover.

He has to be well endowed.

Of course.

I've never even interacted or,
like, met face-to-face

with LP men, like,
that was my first time.

So, like, you were one of
the first LP men

that I've ever interacted with.
-[Anthony] That's cool.

I mean, I usually just get
called a boy, so I was a man.

-I was in the man category.
-Yeah.

-That was a good thing.
-Yeah, yeah.

I was just kinda wondering
if you were interested in maybe,

like, going on, like,
a proper date.

If you're asking me out,
then, of course, yeah.

[Anthony] Yeah, I mean,
if you're interested in me,

that would be
awesome to go out.

I would let Anthony be
my first like, LP date.

First LP kiss.
Uh.

He's neck-and-neck with Sammy,
so the race is on to see

who can organize
the date first.

[John] I am looking at
the flames in the reflection.

Do you see something else?

For what?
Like, no, though.

-There's, like, flames.
-The chandelier.

[Sammy]
Seeing Krista and Anthony
flirting and having

a great time kind of makes me
feel a little bit defeated.

Krista is falling for
someone else.

It's like,
"OK, I lost this battle."

I wanna unwind with wine.

I'm with you guys on that one.

-Unwind, relax.
-[John] Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Why?

Why do you wanna know
where I'm sleeping?

Just so I know.

It's so annoying seeing
how Sammy's acting

over Krista and Anthony.

Oh, you're all of a sudden
sad about Krista,

and you think now you wanna know

what I'm doing?

No, thank you.
I am no one's backup option.

I'm getting mixed signals,

and I just wanna get straight
to the point.

♪ Need your love ♪

[Anthony]
Catch up with you soon.

Thank you so much for coming.

Yeah, good to see you.
Good to see you.

Anthony, he is so attentive.
He is a gentleman.

Appreciate y'all.
Thanks for the invite.

I just have never dated
an LP man before,

because I've never gotten

the chance, and now
I finally do.

Bye.

-That was a lot of fun.
-[JJ] That was a nice surprise.

[Steph yawns]
OK, now I'm tired.

[both] Good night.

[door knocks]

Even though Sammy's been
pouting over Krista all night.

I guess old habits die hard.

[chuckling]

[Steph] OK.

We have to clear there.

There's just too many boundaries
that we've already crossed

'cause based off
our conversation on day one,

I'm getting mixed signals
and I just wanna get straight

to the point and figure out
what is happening.

[Steph]
If you're not gonna amend
your mistakes, [bleep] off.

I feel conflicted because
this is not my place

to tell Krista what I know.

It's not my fault that Sammy
is pursuing me,

but I am very nervous
that something bad

is gonna come out of this.

[Krista] Hi.

[exhales and sniffs]

There are these feelings that
clearly neither of us knows

how to manage,
and obviously there's,

like, a pride to it.

I think I'm just really hurt.

I've obviously been inserted
into a love triangle

that I never asked to be
involved in.

This whole situation is very
confusing to me.

Why did Sammy ask me out
if he's involved with Steph?

I don't understand.

[Steph cries]

When you guys go to the grocery
store, have you ever brought

a step stool with you?

I've never been grocery
shopping before.

I mean, honestly,
you could try to climb

one thing if you want.

What if it knocks over?

It won't, it won't.
Here, here, let's go, let's go.

Here, I'll climb first,
I promise you.

Oh, my God.

-[JJ] Oh, my God.
-Oh, oh!

[John]
Oh, that just blew in my face.

[Sammy in high-pitched tone]
Why the hell did you do that?

I'm trying not to push any
boundaries with Steph.

-Hey.
-Oh, my God.

-Eddie's here.
-Oh!

-Happy birthday.
-Hi.

How are you?

[JJ]
Eddie and I kissed,

but he was telling people that
we were having sex.

We weren't.

[Steph] Yeah, hold the bowl.

[whirring]

[Steph] I don't know what
to think about, like,

how things are gonna go
from here.

There's still a little
bit of hope

that there's something there.

Holy [bleep].
[chuckles]