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thank you very much. Thank you.���C�u��^ˠ���� -A big welcome!
-Nice.��ڠ����� A big welcome.
Thank you and welcome.��C�u��z����� Welcome to what is
a very special show,��
�����
' because it is our
Christmas special.��1C�u@�炕{����� Yeah, and this year
it's a little bit different.��
I�š��
j -Yeah, because it's actually
the middle of March.
-It is.���C�u@�炮��ݡׁ The main reason it's a little
bit different is because our
producers have told us��_�ǡ��� that we should try our hands
at long-distance lorry driving.���C�u���Ѡ���� Literally, my idea of heaven.�� �ġ�� ? Yeah. They told us each to buy
a truck and report with it��sC�u��礠ǡ�� to what the BBC calls
the Republic of the
Union of Myanmar.���C�u���m����� But everybody else
calls it Burma.���C�u��0�� 'The meeting point was
a giant parade ground�� ������ � 'in the middle of
the old capital city, Rangoon.��RC�u��O(����� 'And I was the first to arrive.'�� ?C�u��uԠ���� (ENGINE SQUEALS INTO SILENCE)��٠����� I've bought a stereo.��vC�u���g����� I have a speaker system here
in the roof,�������2 the passenger seat has been
replaced with a subwoofer,���C�u�����ǡ�� and there are two amps with
a combined power of 2,300 watts.��pC�u���$����� The best thing is, included in
the price was this comb�������0 and an entire lorry.��C�u����� It was built in 1959 or 1976.��������� People are a bit hazy on that.��C�u@���š�� What we do know for sure is that
Isuzu made the mud flaps,�������0 which is odd, because it says
Mitsubishi on the axles.���C�u��',����� -Ooh!
-(ENGINE APPROACHES)�������� Is that James? It is James.��JC�u��Fl����� Don't really call that a lorry.��UC�u@��_)����� Morning.��L�����n -Van, mate.
-What?��������
H We had to bring lorries.��x������ -That is a lorry.
-It's a van.��VC�u@��w��� Technically it's a crane,
actually. I've bought a crane.��
j�����
� -Oh, is that what that is?
-Look at that.�������� A crane, two winches,
hydraulic rams, legs...���C�u���;����� 'And it had the latest
in high-tech dashboards.'��
͠����� That's a mess.��*C�u@���h����� Isn't this going to drive
your OCD madness...��
I�ҡ́
k Well, I've put labels on things
corresponding to what
I think they do.���C�u@��������� Hazards... What's that?
I've got one of those.�������4 I've had to put a
question mark on it.��������� Mine is a sports lorry.���C�u��䠠���� Straight six, rear-wheel drive,
twin exhausts.��Q�����s BMW 325i and this,
almost identical.���C�u�� ����� -Banging stereo.
-Really?�� 栩���
Seriously. You want to hear it?��uC�u��!������ Not really.
I expect it's quite...�������6 (DEAFENING MUSIC)��
𠩡��G (MUSIC DISTORTS AT HIGH VOLUME)���C�u@��M������ Anyway, I'm sure that won't
become annoying at all.��
�����
' -I need to ask you a question.
-What?����ˡŁE -Why are you wearing a tie?
-Because I'm a
modern lorry driver,�� �C�u��j������ and modern lorry drivers
are crisp and sharp.��ڠ����� The days are over
when you simply turned up�� `C�u���9�͡ǁ with a glove box
full of strong pornography
and egg on your vest.��C�u@��������� 'At this point, Hammond arrived���Ρȁ 'with a glove box
full of strong pornography
and egg on his vest.'��QC�u@�������� (CLEARS THROAT)
What do you think?��4�����V JAMES: What is it?
A lorry or a Hindu temple?��J������ -This has been
extensively modded.
-Has it?���C�u@��˿����� Not just the visual
improvements.����֡Ё� They are significant, the lights
and the little studdy things,
but note...���C�u@��㓠���� Oh, God.��ܠ̡Ɓ� -All of that frame arrangement,
right, it's a farm truck.
-Yeah.����ȡ� And that's so it can accommodate
those low-density big loads.��
�C�u�������� -Big loads of what?
-Crops.��l�¡��� What crop? Here? In Burma?
Home of the Golden Triangle?��1C�u��ߠ���� -Hay.
-No.��栜��� -Or turnips.
-No.��x������ -Kale.
-No, heroin.���C�u@��.��ˡŁ That's all they really
grow here.
You've bought a heroin lorry.�� >����� ` Fit a lot of heroine in there,
wouldn't you?�������� Hammond, this seat,��
�C�u@��K8����� -well, let's be honest,
it's a church pew.
-Yeah.��
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( It looks like the sort of
railway carriage that
Agatha Christie went about in.���C�u��d{����� James has bought a van.�� ����� > Has he parked it a long way
away, or is it that small?���C�u��yq�١Ӂ 'As we were admiring
the paintwork on Jeremy's lorry,
our challenge arrived.'��/C�u@���5�ԡ I'm quite excited, actually,
come to think of it!
We're here with these.��~��� "In 1943, British, Australian
and Dutch prisoners of war��C�u����͡ǁ "were forced by their
Japanese captors to
build the Burma Railway�������� "across South-East Asia.�� C�u����̡Ɓ "Their efforts and
their suffering were
immortalised in the film��������� "Bridge On The River Kwai.���C�u@���T����� "That's what you're going to do.����ǡ��� "You're going to build a river
bridge which is strong enough��������� "to support the weight
of your lorries."��_C�u@��h�ˡŁ -I don't know anything about
bridge-building.
-Build a bridge?!��
'�Ρȁ
H -How big a bridge are we
going to have to build...
-Yeah, how big?���C�u@��!͠���� -How much does yours weigh?
-About 1,000 tonnes.��3�����T Afraid it gets worse.����¡�� -You know they said
long-distance lorry driving?
-Yes.���C�u��@��ѡˁ "The only trouble is that
you have to drive
to the river in question,�������; "which is in Thailand."�� `C�u@��\D����� -The River Kwai is
not in Thailand.
-Yes, it is.��4�����U The River Kwai is in Thailand.�������� -Where's Thailand?
-Is it? But it's in...���C�u@��r������ I promise you, the River Kwai,��W�ơ��x I know everyone thinks it's
Burma, it isn't, it's Thailand.�� Ġǡ��] So we're going to go and build
a bridge over the River Kwai.���C�u�����š�� -Like Alec Guinness.
-I don't know how
to build a bridge.��]�����~ (THEY WHISTLE
COLONEL BOGEY MARCH)��
JC�u��������� JEREMY: 'In high spirits,
the journey began.'��
iC�u��������� We are off.��4�����U Oh, yeah.���C�u@����աρ JEREMY: 'We worked out that
the most sensible way
of getting to the river�������<