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I eat a cabbage,��
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� James throws a bird
out of a car,��C�u��V����� and Richard forgets
the abbreviation for America.��������� USB.���C�u��yࠔ��� (CHEERING)��������� Hello, everybody! Good evening.
Thank you so much.���C�u�炑q����� Thank you, everybody. Now...��
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j I want to start by talking
about Denmark���C�u@�炭Ԡ֡Ё because, you see,
over the years, this tiny little
country has contributed��������� so much to the
betterment of mankind.��
IC�u��������� It's given us interesting
furniture, stylish hi-fi,��~������ amusing children's toys
and, of course, this.���C�u��퀠���� Danish bacon, Danish butter,
wrapped in bread,��
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i to create the only known cure���C�u�������� for vegetarianism.��@�����@ (LAUGHTER)��������
Denmark, however, has never
made a car...until now.��}C�u��+������ Because Denmark has
more windmills per head��
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k than any other country on Earth�� `C�u@��?������ and because Copenhagen
is a cyclist's paradise,��2�����S you know exactly what
sort of car it's going to be.��]C�u��qE����� Yeah, well, it isn't.���C�u@���c�ϡɁ I was also expecting
Hans Christian Andersen
with windscreen wipers��r������ or The Little Mermaid
with door handles, but no.��
C�u���Ӡ���� What we've got instead is this.���C�u������� A 1,086 horsepower
orange monster!���C�u���Ǡ���� It's called the Zenvo ST1
and it is extremely fast.���C�u��S����� It's got a 6.8 litre V8...��
iC�u@�5㠵��� ...which is supercharged
and turbocharged.�������$ And that's like smearing
a habanero chilli with wasabi���C�u��Zݠ���� and then garnishing it
with dynamite.�� 栾���� The net result is a speedometer
that can't keep up.��C�u���㠷��� It's just a blur.
138, 150, 170 something...��
�C�u��������� My God! No, no idea!��
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� Apparently, however, flat out,
it will do 233mph.��C�u@���)����� You know those Scandinavian
crime dramas,�� �ӡ́
J lots of quietly thoughtful
people in jumpers
looking out of the window?���C�u�������� This is nothing like that.
Nothing at all.��T������ So, it is very definitely
a supercar.���C�u@��%5����� And that's a problem��b������ because who's going to say,�� `�ѡˁ "No, I don't want a Ferrari
or a Lamborghini
or a Pagani or a Bugatti���C�u@��F�ǡ�� "or a Porsche or an Audi R8
or a McLaren or an Aston Martin.���ȡ "I would rather spend my money
on something totally unproven,���C�u��hɠ���� "preferably from a company
I've never heard of?"�������� I mean, why would you do that?��bC�u@����ơ�� It's not like the engine is
made from the tears of an angel��
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j by the gods of science
and precision.��
�C�u���𠶡�� What's more,
it has conventional suspension��������� and a heavy, steel chassis.��
C�u���h����� However, because it's
a bit last-week,�� ������ � you can have some old-fashioned
fun in the corners.���C�u���<����� Oh-ho-ho!�������5 But you can also
have an accident.�� �C�u@� �ȡ Part of the problem is that if
you engage sport or race mode,��������� the traction control
is disengaged.��
�C�u��>������ Now, this, according to
the, oops, chief engineer,��������� makes it pretty much undrivable.��1C�u��������� He's right.��6�����6 He is right.���C�u��������� There were also some issues
with quality.��������� The lights filled with
condensation,���C�u���G����� the rear brakes didn't seem to
be working properly,��䠟���
then the clutch went.��)C�u��헠���� So the car had to go
back to Denmark.��T�����} After a couple of weeks,
however, it was mended,��1C�u��g����� so the Zenvo came back.���C�u@��=����� But almost immediately��
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� a cooling fan went wrong.��������� -Fire, fire, fire!
-MAN ON RADIO: Copy that.��
kC�u��YE����� So the car became
even more orange.���C�u��pנ���� And that was the end of that.���C�u���S����� (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)��UC�u��������� That didn't do very well.��������� -How much is this thing?
-How much? Mm.��
������ -£800,000.
-800?!���C�u@���)����� -(LAUGHTER)
-Yes.��W�����x -Are there any upsides to it?
-Er, upsides, yes.��
�¡��� The fire did get rid of
the condensation in the lights.��C�u@���㠔��� (LAUGHTER)��a������ -Apart from the fire?
-Apart from the fire...��砽���
� Yes, it's surprisingly
comfortable and very quiet.���C�u@��G����� Well, it would be quiet.
It was broken.�� ĠΡȁ � Yes, but amazingly,
they have mended it again
and it's back again.��}C�u��!ˠȡ And now we can find out
how fast it does
a lap of our track,���C�u@��6����� or rather if it can do
a lap of our track.��<�͡ǁ� That, of course, means
handing it over to
our tame racing driver.��$C�u��YC�š�� Some say that this week he is
wearing two layers of Nomex.��}C�u��pO����� (SLOW-BUILDING LAUGHTER)��
������ And that on a recent trip
to Cornwall,��
IC�u���Ӡơ�� he stopped off for one of his
special big wees in Somerset.��������� (LAUGHTER)��WC�u�������� All we know is
he's called The Stig!��w������ (CHEERING)������� And he's off!��WC�u@���
����� Cautious start because
it is soaking out there today.��
Πʡā
� Be beautiful, though,
if it catches fire.
Right, first corner.���C�u��ս����� Will it try to bite him?
Nothing so far.��
�C�u���D����� Oh, no, wait, there is
a bit of a nibble at the end.��u������ (DISCORDANT, DIRGE-LIKE
SINGING ON STEREO)���C�u@��ߠ���� Absolutely no idea what
The Stig is listening to.��u�͡ǁ� I do know, however,
he is in full race mode.
No traction control.��RC�u@��)4����� He is being cautious, though.��4�����U Right, through the Hammerhead.����ɡÁ Oh, no, it's stepped out again,
but he has managed to hold it.��
iC�u��G͠���� God, that is very good driving!�� ?�����0 (DISCORDANT, DIRGE-LIKE
SINGING ON STEREO)��tC�u@��k8����� Right, is he going to lift?��W�����x Oh, yes, he is going to lift����ơ�� because that thing is as racy
as the Danish Prime Minister.���C�u@��������� Through the tyres.��4�����U Only two corners left.��K�աρ You can actually see it
squirming on the lake
where our track used to be.���C�u���k�ӡ́ Only Gambon left before
he can have a lie down.
Is he going to make it?��������� Is IT going to make it?���C�u��������� Yes, it has!��@�����a (CHEERING)��m�����
� Now...��������� I have the time here.���C�u���+����� Remember, it is an £800,000
1,000 horsepower car,��
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