All language subtitles for Snake.Eater.II.The.Drug.Buster.1989.1080P.BLURAY.X264-WATCHABLE-English

Yeah that'll work, that'll work.

Oh yeah y'all got
juice, y'all got juice.

Oh you a cute lil girl,
where's your mama?

Yeah c'mon c'mon, work it, work it.

Yeah, yeah.

Keep that in, keep that in.

Work, work.

C'mon c'mon you can do
harder than that, c'mon.

Do better than that.

All right, all right.

Where's my girl?

Oh come on.

I can't take in no
more, I can't take it.

I gotta get funky, funky.

Oh oh.

Yeah, yeah heart attack, heart attack.

Can't keep up.

How you doin' Nicky?

All right all right all right all right.

Listen up.

We got this big city
wide tournament comin' up

and first prize is $3000.

You know what that means?

It means you win and you
buy yourself one of 'em

funky fresh white Mercedes
with tinted windows

and an AMG kit.

And with the spare money,

we'll scare the shit
outta some white folks

by teaching their kids the dance.

Nobody's listenin'.

Well I got some business to get to.

Please inform Johnny Law that
I waited as long as I could.

Why don't you tell him yourself.

Soldier.

Hey word on the street is you
got your badge takin' away.

Is that true?

Well yeah it's true Speedboat.

Very true.

So now you not Johnny Law
anymore you're just Johnny.

Speedboat you're a
pretty perceptive guy

but there's more to the story.

Like what?

Like I'm only under suspension.

Next week I get my old job
back and I become Johnny Law

once again.

I knew that, I knew that man.

I knew that but you didn't
let me finish my story.

'Cause I'm ea yin' this guy
walks up to me and says

"Hey you know that cop Soldier?

"He's a pig."

I said "Nobody says that, man."

I said "You keep talkin' I'ma
kick you where the good Lord

split ya and I was gon'
kick his ass for you man.

For me?

For you.

'Cause you're a very,
very dear friend of mine.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's give this man a round of applause.

Isn't he great?

I appreciate the kind words Speedboat.

Now remember,

I'm still in charge of your
community service program.

According to my calculations,
you still owe us

another 11 days to get
this event completed.

So, unless you wanna spend
the rest of the time in jail

where you belong.

I suggest you get on it.

I tell everybody.

Just doin' my job.

Oh Soldier, I love it when you talk.

- C'mon clear out, clear out.
- Hey move back

you guys.

Move back.

This guy's pulse is very weak,
somebody call an ambulance.

Nicky, what is it baby?

We didn't mean nothin' by it.

We just wanted a little boost.

A boost?

Soldier.

It's all right, it's all right.

Can you clear out give us some room?

How they doin'?

Vince is not gonna make it.

And the other kids on
it's way out too, man.

They were doin' coke?

Yeah.

Supplier runs out of
lactose so what does he do?

He cuts the stuff with rat poison man.

My sister Nicky is in a coma.

Well what are you gonna do about it?

You know who's pushin' the shit

why don't you nail the fuckers?

Or you gettin' paid too?

Listen up Speedboat, I can
nail the guy on the street,

that's not the problem.

I need him to lead me to the
main suppliers, you got that?

Yeah, yeah

so you're tellin' me
there's nothing you can do?

I'm tellin' ya I'm workin' on it.

I got an idea.

Why don't you have all your
friends stop doin' the shit

like it's popcorn.

- What?
- Yeah.

The whole problem will
clear up over night.

- Man asshole-
- He's right.

No buyers, no pushers.

Simple economics.

Well let me tell you somethin'
about economics, all right?

You know who's doin' it
but you won't nail him

because you gettin' paid by the man.

That's economics.

No Speedboat, that's a
lot of shit and you know it.

Soldier, I know that look.

Don't do anything stupid.

Remember you're under suspension.

Sweet, sweet sugar.

Lay off man.

Hey I see you're only young.

Gimme some baby.

Ah so you still keeping company then?

What's it to you?

Girl you know I aint
got time to make a show.

Well I'll tell you what,

get yourself some first
class transportation

and then maybe I'll give it a thought.

You cold baby, cold.

So tell me, what you
hear about these kids dyin'

from bad drugs?

You're kidding me, yeah?

No.

I mean you believe those
kids, they do that shit we sell?

Kids is damn fools baby.

Fools deserve to die.

You deserve to die.

Walk away mama, I'm
gon' catch you one day.

Chill.

Hey I just came in here to
do the same thing you did.

But looks like you don't need much help.

Hey I'd love to stay
and help you clean up

but I wouldn't want to take
the credit away from you

on this one bro.

See ya.

Okay, we got many
presidents to consider.

There's Hamish,

there's Burman,

there's Cinella,

Ventura,

Bosworth,

Debay, the books full of 'em.

Like this baby.

This baby says it all.

"The people versus Crants"

It's the same mandamus.

Or just about.

That's about it for habeas corpus.

Now, getting into a
legal search and seizure-

- I always figured one
day Soldier would lose it.

I mean you might nod your
head every once in a while

for Christ's sake just to
let me know you're alive.

How 'bout it pal?

Give me a hand here.

I've got news for you
Shapiro, I'm guilty.

So what?

Isn't that Shapiro?

It's court appointed.

Soldier refused to go with council.

Six years on course and all
that heroic marine bullshit.

Slide right over that suspension thing.

Hey every now and then,
roll your shoulder.

Give us some pain.

Believe me it'll be a cinch.

Your honor, if it pleases the court,

I move at this time for
a motion on mistrial.

We're current preparing
a written mandamus

Which will-

- Excuse me Mr Shapiro,
but it's customary to wait

until the trial begins
before declaring a mistrial.

Now sit down.

I want to warn you Mr Shapiro.

I will not put up with your
foolishness in my court.

Now I consider this case of
precedence setting importance.

That's why I'm holding it in camera.

Do I make myself perfectly
clear, Mr Shapiro?

Mr Kelly, you've been charged
with four counts of murder

in the second degree.

How do you plead?

We plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.

Your honor, my client is
not fit to stand trial.

He refuses to take part
in his own defense.

He's not cognizant of
the surroundings or aware

of the seriousness of the
charges leveled against him.

And I insist, no I demand your honor.

That he receives proper
psychiatric evaluation

in accordance with article
seven 30 section 10

of the legal definition
of fitness to proceed.

Very well Mr Shapiro.

In accordance with article
seven 30 I have no choice

but to remand your client

to the Stonehurst Psychiatric
Facility for evaluation

by a court appointed psychiatrist

for a period of not less than
and not more than 60 days.

Your honor.

The people deserve the right

for a second psychiatric opinion.

Oh very well Mr Deveti.

This case is remanded until such time.

Mr Shapiro, I'd like to see
you in my chambers immediately.

Yeah this is the ward lounge.

You got your basic TV, your card table.

Magazines, you know usual
institutional stuff.

Watch he's gonna set
the whole place on fire.

God damn Torchy.

Fire bug.

And these are your new playmates.

Hey eat snot and die,
ya landed on history.

- I want science
- Have fun.

Well too bad,
you landed on history.

Since when did
you learn how to read?

You don't
have to know how to read.

They got symbols and this
is symbol of history.

Not science Sidney, history.

You got 50 to one a heart to one 30.

C'mon, c'mon.

What would you do with
cigarettes anyway,

you don't even smoke.

I bet ya $5 I could if I wanted to.

10 bucks says you're stupid idiots.

Yeah $10 we're talkin' about.

No bets?

I quit.

Well gee Sid, I guess that
makes you the stupid idiot.

Gentlemen, gentlemen please.

We're all equal in the eyes of the lord.

Mr Kelly?

Or may I call you Soldier?

Sidney Glassberg.

It's an honor to make your acquaintance.

You have a very impressive file.

How do you know about my file?

We read it.

You read it.

Joey over there, he
has an amazing ability

to procure things that
don't belong to him.

And you see Billy Ray?

As ordained minister of my own church.

I thought he looked familiar
it's the TV evangelist

that got caught in the sex scandal.

He sort of gave new
meaning to the expression

laid on hands.

What're you in for Sid?

I'm just a simple computer professor

and a compulsive gambler

who spent my entire departments
allotment on a field trip

to Las Vegas.

I lost it all.

They had to let me go.

Tough break.

But not before I
planted a computer virus.

Wiped out all their research.

$4 million worth of
research and software.

I don't know what came over me.

Mr Kelly, the court has appointed me

to assess your mental state.

Suppose you tell me why you're here?

I don't know, my lawyers a nut.

Well, maybe he should be here.

But until then how 'bout you?

Do you think you belong
in a mental institution?

Doesn't make any difference to me.

Look, let me rephrase the question,

are you crazy Mr Kelly?

No.

Well if you're not crazy
and you don't belong here,

where do you belong?

In jail.

I killed four people, ya know?

From what I understand,

you felt they were responsible
for the death of two kids

who were under your supervision.

Selling drugs is bad enough.

But cuttin' it with poison.

Let me ask you somethin'.

When you doctors find a cancer,
don't you wanna cut it out?

Yes but we do it
within the legal bounds

of our profession.

And my job is to determine why
you overstepped your bounds.

I want you good and ready.

Just calm down Trevor.

I'm gonna kill you, you bitch.

Look I understand your anger

but why don't you let me go
and we can talk about this?

No first I'm gonna cut of your...

I'm going to cut them off.

I'm going to-

- Trevor you're not gonna cut anything.

Shut up.

Mr Kelly I think you
should just stay out of this.

No no, I'm serious.

You're not gonna cut shit
with that knife Trevor.

That blade would break
on the first slice.

You could cut up an apple,

slice a few carrots maybe.

To do the kinda damage you wanna do

you need a real knife man.

I'm talkin' Swedish steel
and good strong handle.

A six inch blade or eight
inches that's even better.

Yeah this is the only knife I got.

That's too bad.

I mean you look like the kinda guy

who could really appreciate
a good knife, ya know?

I used to have a real nice one.

- Oh.
- But the cops took it away.

Hey, I got something you might like.

Yeah but I don't have any money.

Oh that's okay.

Trevor you keep this up

and I'm not gonna help you get better.

And Mr Kelly, that was
totally uncalled for.

I had the situation well under control.

But thanks.

Johnny Kelly's room.

Oh yeah 412, right down there.

Thank you.

And now the
mellow tones continue

WWL, your listening station in-

- Here I brought you some stuff

the greater metropolitan area.

Thanks when I get outta
here can we go on a date?

Will you give me a break Soldier?

How am I supposed to know

what to bring a guy in the loonie bin?

A straight jacket
would've been just fine.

Saw you in court with Forrester.

You two goin' steady?

Yeah she's my new partner?

How's that workin' out?

A hell of a lot easier
on the eyes than you are.

How you feelin'?

There's nothin' wrong with me man.

Oh yes there is.

You're a jerk.

Is that your professional opinion?

What the hell were you thinkin'?

Wipin' out those
scumbags didn't do shit.

Franco had another pusher on the street

before the bodies got cold.

That didn't take the dirty
dope off the streets.

And another god damned
kid died yesterday.

Don't tell me,

the departments conducting
a full investigation?

C'mon Soldier.

Walkies.

Go, go, go, go.

22 I could eat a horse.

I told you he was a pervert.

Hey where'd you guys
get the Chinese food?

Chan's over on Third Street.

They let ya order in Chinese?

Of course not, now
that is a dumb question.

Torchy picked it up.

Torchy?

Yeah.

That's because Wong our
regular delivery guy got sick.

He's got an upset stomach or something.

Yeah Wong is always sick.

I think he's got
somethin' wong with him.

Wait a minute, let
me get this straight.

You guys do this all the time?

I could leave here and come
back and not be found out?

Why would you wanna do that?

People out there are crazy.

And we wouldn't want that
you should hurt yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How does it work?

How do I get outta here?

You gotta play the game Soldier.

What game?

The game.

Show time Sidney.

Lunch, all right Weasel.

Yeah you know, all this
Chinese foods makin' me hungry.

Hey thanks Wease.

Is your man ready Sidney?

Don't worry we'll be there.

Good 'cause so will we.

What was that all about?

The game.

You're gonna like the game.

Tonight's the night.

For what?

The game Soldier boy.

It's time to play the game.

Herman, what game?

Oh you'll see.

The guys are waitin'
for you upstairs, c'mon.

So where we gain'?

One flight up the stairs Soldier.

Hi fellas, you look nice.

Would somebody mind tellin' me

what this game is all about now?

Put 10 bucks on the
other guy for me, okay?

It's a race.

A race?

In a wheelchair.

Tadaa.

You wanna get out of here, don't you?

Ah what the hell.

Hey don't worry about
it all new guys do it.

It's just a little
diversion for the boys.

You guys are crazy.

Yeah, yeah.

Just a little diversion, huh?

What the hell are you doin'?

We don't want this to fall off.

Well how come you're
not strappin' him in?

Oh he's not your
opponent, he's a cripple.

I know.

He's my opponent.

Naturally, he's the
new guy in their ward.

What's he in for?

Oh nothin' he just
killed a few people.

Yeah, his mother,

his father,

his sisters,

his brothers.

The next door neighbor.

All right all right.

Where do we race to?

Well you don't exactly
race to somewhere.

Yeah it's more like
you race at each other.

What?

Sidney what's that man doing over there?

Safety precautions.

Yeah we don't want you to
hurt yourself on that railing.

First guy over loses.

Okay, you guys-

You've had your fun, it's been a slice.

Now get me the hell outta here.

What the hell is that?

We thought you might want that.

Why?

'Cause he's got one.

Look everybody, listen up.

Tonight we have a very
special treat for you.

It's a benediction by the
Wartol's famous evangelist.

The former star of the TV
show Sunshine over Patty.

Look everybody.

Thank you brother Weasel.

Dear Lord,

we thank you for giving
us your unworthy servants,

the opportunity to be in
this place of healing.

And we thank you for giving
us arms and legs and muscles

so that we may compete
in events such as these.

But most of all we thank you
for putting strong hearts

in our breasts and breasts on our women.

Round, voluptuous breasts
with nipples that stand erect

and velvet skin thighs
that wrap around us

as we thrust and thrust and
thrust and feel those tits.

Bouncing boobs,

I love tits.

Thank you Billy Ray.

Now what we've all been waiting for.

Let the game begin.

I wanted you to know
that of all the money

a lot of it's on the other guy.

Yeah but we're your friends,
we put our bucks on you.

Yeah so don't let us down, okay?

Help, I need help.

I need help.

Get outta here.

Climb up, that's it, that's it.

Keep coming.

Keep goin' up.

C'mon it's only one step.

Max you're gonna be sleeping
in for Soldier tonight.

Hey perfect fit man.

Okay Soldiers room is the
third door down on the right.

Have a good sleep.

Yeah and don't be late.

Tomorrow morning 6:30
he's off the clock.

Oh I almost forgot
somethin' you'll need this.

Hey cutie.

Mind if I squeeze by?

Who are you?

I'm Billy Ray's birthday gift.

You're kiddin'?

Billy Ray's somethin',
he teaches me the bible.

"Tis better to sow thy seeds
in the belly of a whore

"than to cast it by the way side."

Oh yeah.

I guess I missed that
lesson in Sunday school.

It was nice chatting with you.

Yeah.

Oh.

Hey come this way often?

Pizza comin' through.

They should put a
traffic light in here.

Tito says one more pizza

and you guys get your choice of toppings

or a free antipasti.

No shit?

Now come on, we gotta
make this one quick,

I got business to take care of.

You know who you lookin' at?

You lookin' at the new man in town

now that Raleigh got his ass blown away.

But that kinda shit
ain't gonna happen to me.

No siree.

I am too smart for that
kinda shit, you understand?

You understand?

Lights out in five minutes Soldier.

Shit.

All I wanted to do was off the sucker.

Look hold the bus Soldier,

you're not the only
one that wants revenge.

My little sister Nicky
is still in a coma

and I'ma drop everyone
of these cock suckers.

Car's right over here.

Your car?

Yeah, for tonight.

Soldier.

We wastin' our time on
these low lives man.

At this rate we gon'
wipe out half the ghetto.

What are you talkin' about?

I'm talkin' about let's
go after the real big boys.

I'm down.

Speedboat listen to me, listen good.

I got this whole thing figured out man,

I don't want you gettin'
yourself killed.

You stay outta my way, okay?

Man who you talkin' to with that shit?

You supposed to be locked up

with people that're wrapped too tight.

If any usin's goin' on
it's gonna be me usin' you.

You're one screwed up individual
Speedboat, you know that?

Got any ideas?

The Falconetti's?

They don't have that
much of a sense of humor.

If I find out you're
lyin' to me you fucks,

I'll tear your heads off
and shit in your necks.

Okay and give my best to your mama.

Those cocksuckers are
lyin' to me and I know it.

C'mon sir, the Falconetti's
knockin' off a street pusher?

That's just a start it's
a fuckin' conspiracy okay?

Talk about paranoid.

Hey you'd be paranoid too
if everybody was after ya.

Four o' clocks here Sal.

Okay.

I believe that you
might've been suffering

from some kind of temporary seizure

that was induced by the
highly stressful situation

you were under at the time.

That sounds pretty serious.

It is it's called
psycho motor epilepsy

and many successful defenses
have been based on it.

So now you're my lawyer?

Look the DA is gonna
send in another doctor

to corroborate my findings.

And if it's who I think it is
he's gonna be pretty tough.

We should give some serious thought

to how we're gonna handle this.

We?

Well, yes I am your doctor.

Well forget it.

'Cause I'm not crazy.

Soldier the key word
here is temporary.

Being crazy isn't like it used to be.

Many criminal acts have been
committed while the person

was under some kind of
emotional imbalance at the time.

And with proper medical treatment,

many of them have been
restored to normalcy

and they walk out of here free.

So what do you think?

I think you've got great legs.

You know with that kinda talk,

everybody's gonna think
you're disgustingly normal

including the DA.

Damn it Julie, you god damn cripple.

Gimme back those keys.

Stop him, stop him.

Mr Kelly?

I should've known.

Monday Gripp.

Nice place you got here.

It's a little on the
sparse side but I guess

they don't want you insane
types killin' each other

with the furniture.

My card.

Joel Shapiro, attorney at law.

Where'd you get this?

I found it.

Where'd you find it?

Lyin' on the ground.

Where?

Next to Shapiro's wallet.

Speed boat

please don't tell me that
you ripped Shapiro off, okay?

I couldn't tell the
guard you were my brother.

You better have something good man.

Oh this is 24k.

Old Salvatore Franco has
got himself a coke lab

and he's mixin' up a
batch of some wack shit.

Franco's got a coke lab?

What'd I just say?

Are you sure?

I got a good source.

Okay, all right.

Can you get me a couple
of fire extinguishers

and a plumbing truck something
small though, inconspicuous?

Do shit stink?

I give you a simple task
man and look what happens.

Does the word inconspicuous ring a bell?

How about nondescript?

Should I have used that word?

That's the problem, you're too picky.

I can't help it if a
brother got creative.

Are you sure this is a coke lab?

Hey does little red riding
hood like to get eaten?

Hey, you got
those pallets from 4G?

Yeah?

What do you guys want?

Mr Stinello called,

he wants us to replace
the fire extinguishers.

You guys got an inspection comin' up.

All right, over there on the wall.

But don't go wonderin' around,

wanna make sure I can see you guys.

Get off my junk man.

The boss says we replace
the fire extinguishers.

So I come down here on what's
supposed to be my day off

'cause this cheap prick
won't give me no Sundays off.

And you givin' me crap man?

You know where I'd rather be?

Garrett.

I'd rather be home
stickin' it to my old lady

but no, I'm here replacin'
fire extinguishers.

Do you think I'm happy about that?

First day on the job.

Let me do my job.

Hey!

Can't go in there.

Well what're you gonna do
if there's a fire, piss on it?

Yeah well wait a sec.

Victor bring out your fire extinguisher.

Shit the cokes burning,
move it quick, now.

Holy shit.

I gotcha big, I gotcha.

Come back here.

Look Mr council man,

they got the whole god damn warehouse.

$11 million of inventory.

No you jerk it wasn't noodles.

Look, I want a full
police investigation.

He)! Why not?

I pay taxes.

And I pay you Papagolis.

I want those cops investigating.

I wanna find out who's doin' this to me.

And you can start with
the Fabrini family.

Okay good.

My best to Ethel, ass hole.

Yeah?

Boss it's your four 0' clock.

Okay.

A little gift for you.

Thank you.

What'd you do that for?

That's a reminder,
you're Franco's girl now.

You screw around with anybody
else, you're dead meat.

Soldier, have you ever heard of

the Tannenbaum Personality
Evaluation test?

Yeah sure.

Looks like two polar
bears in a snowstorm.

No.

I meant this.

Oh.

Well?

What do you see?

An inkblot.

I know it's an inkblot
but do you see anything

I don't know, sexual?

Yeah.

You do?

I see a beautiful lady
holding an ink blot.

You're impossible.

What happened now?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Don't start okay.

Franco thinks it's the Fabrini's.

So what'd you have to do to get that?

Oh the usual.

Look I don't like this.

I think we should stop this.

Hey no way sugar, I'm not done.

Besides, I am in the big mans house now.

I'm his number one girl.

You're his number one girl, Franco's?

Forget it, it's over.

Forget it okay?

You dot want the information?

I'll give it to somebody else.

Lucinda.

Yeah?

For you.

I'da baked you a cake but
I'da had no file to put it in.

You're a comedy store
Speedboat what'd you find out?

My we're touchy today.

Tattoos must be heatin' up.

Don't start.

Okay, okay.

Bruno is Franco's
right hand man, right?

Yeah.

Well every Thursday
he meets this bad man

at this fancy restaurant.

They come from all over the city.

Must be zillions in that damn
bag, it never leaves his side.

What's the name of the restaurant?

The Tratoria Transvestite.

You sure about that?

Do shit stink?

It's up on Fifth Avenue.

Besides all those fancy shops.

Travestini.

Trattoria Travestini.

That what I said.

Anyway, every Thursday at three 0' clock

they clear the place out so
Bruno can do his business.

He eats the same thing every time

and he just sits there like a king

takin' in all the treasure.

Transvestite.

Travestini.

And breathe.

Hey, Billy Ray is it true
that we all come from clay?

Why Torchy my son, good question.

Clay is part of the soil,

soil is dirt.

Dirt is filth.

And man must feel filthy to procreate.

To form our families,

to hear their desperate cries,

to feel their milky thighs
to make my penis rise.

Oh help me spread their
legs Lord or I'll die.

Oh god I'm a horny guy.

Inspirational.

Okay so where were we?

You got the bleach,

ammonia,

detergent,

shaving cream?

Nuts, bolts shit like that?

Yeah, yeah.

Can you give me some PDT?

It's the stuff they use
to clean clothes with.

They got it, it's yours.

Now I need somethin'
to wipe the stuff up

like paint or a spot of wood.

Hey no problem man.

Okay.

Oh yeah pick me up a
couple of Manneti's.

What's Manneti?

It's like a super laxative.

Well I prefer prunes myself.

Yeah take the coffee with ya, okay?

Thank you bye, keep the coffee.

Bye bye.

Yeah.

Sorry sir we're closed.

Health inspectors.

You guys were here last week.

Snap inspection.

Yeah there were dirty
dishes in the kitchen.

There is always dirty
dishes in the kitchen.

Yeah but these were really dirty.

Follow me.

Brilliant.

Could you show me the
restaurant facilities, please?

Okay but don't tell the other guy.

Can't you hurry this up, please?

What is this shit man?

This is the vongole
sauce for the linguine.

Well it smells like shit.

Yeah as soon as my
promotion comes through

I'm gonna be in charge of
foreign and domestic cuisines.

And I could use someone with
your restaurant experience.

Yeah?

You think so?

Oh sure,

I mean currently I'm training
this big old dumb white guy

but he's not workin' out so good.

Bye.

Did you put in the laxative?

Did you use the whole thing?

Do shit stink?

We'll find out.

Looks good.

By all means Mr Marqueza.

I sure hope you tell Mr Franco
that we're doin' a fine job

out here.

Especially since add goal.

Yeah sure Leroy.

No Sir.

The names Terrence.

Yeah sure whatever.

All these niggers are called Leroy.

I am honored to serve
you as usual Mr Marqueza.

Linguine Vongole.

Jesus Christ.

What is it Bruno?

I don't feel so good.

Hey c'mon we'll eat later.

Woo that garbage smells
worse than that dude's sauce.

Guess he really had to go.

Unbelievable.

Just fuckin' unbelievable.

It was those god damn Fabrini's
Guido and you know it.

They've always been jealous pricks.

I think we should take out
the whole bunch of them.

You get Manny, you get
that restaurant guy.

You find those two inspectors.

You tear the city apart if ya have to.

Well get the hell outta here.

You know it's not bad
enough these mobster creeps

keep chopping each other up

but when they start doing
it in this neighborhood

we have to know.

I mean my mother shops
around here for Christs sake.

I'm beginning to think that
Franco pissed of Superman.

Either that or every crook
in the city has been struck

deaf, dumb and blind.

Obviously one of these mafia guys

has gone completely over the edge.

Well you got that one right.

Anyone who crosses Salvador Franco

is definitely down a quart.

Okay one, a person is
not criminally responsible

for his conduct if at
the time of such conduct

he lacks substantial capacity to know

or appreciate

either A, the nature and
consequence of such conduct.

Or B, that such conduct was wrong.

So what does Soldier say to the DA?

He should say

"I'm sorry and I promise
to never do it again."

C'mon Torchy get serious.

The DA's man is comin' tomorrow.

Okay, okay.

Hey I got it, I got it.

He should say that

he just went in there
to ask some questions

when all of a sudden
this junkie comes in

with needle marks on
his arms and his legs

and his face and his penis.

Although you didn't look there.

And this junkie gets all pissed
off and blows everybody away

just like that.

That's a really good story Torchy.

I really believe somethin' like that

especially when you tell
'em about the needle marks

on the guys prick.

They really like
detailed shit like that.

You gotta be a complete
moron to believe that.

Ah bite my butt Sidney.

You know you think you know everything.

Nobody's got a mind except you.

Well okay Mr Smarty Pants.

Mr Wise Guy.

What should he say to the DA?

You know what?

If all your brains
exploded at the same time,

your hair wouldn't get parted.

Soldier it's time for your session.

In the people verses
Lasgow, the court found

that by merely fabricating an alibi.

The defendant demonstrated
that he was aware

he committed a crime.

He got life.

In other words, if they catch
you lying about the facts

that proves that you
knew right from wrong.

Why else would you lie?

Makes sense.

So, the best defense is
the devil made me do it.

I could actually feel my
spirit being lifted from my body.

I could look down on the entire city

and then he spoke to me.

His voice was soft like a spring breeze.

But his words had the strength

of all the great army's of the world.

"Jonathan" he said.

He doesn't call me Soldier.

"Purge my city of this great evil.

"Yours is a holy mission."

I see.

You must've been very angry
to do that to those people.

Angry?

No, no, no, no, no.

Anger did not enter into this.

I'm a Soldier.

One of God's Soldiers.

Ah then you're sorry now, right?

I am not sorry.

You're not?

No.

Look, you don't understand.

I was just following orders.

Hey what a nice surprise.

Or did you finally get committed?

Yeah.

Soldier, it's over man.

Can't use my contact no more.

Things are gettin' rough and
I'm gettin' worried about her.

There's gonna be a big
meeting at Franco's place.

We gotta get her out.

Sure.

Just have her get the
details of this one

and she'll be done.

No, it's over I'm serious, no more.

What is this?

Money?

Tell her she'll be taken care of.

It's not the money asshole.

Hey what is your problem?

A hooker can take care of herself.

That hooker took a lot
of risk for you dumb fuck.

Speed boat.

That hooker, that hooker is my sister.

I didn't know, man.

Fuck you man.

Shit.

C'mon we can fight.

C'mon man, I'm not gettin' in the car.

Mr Franco, there's been
some terrible mistake.

I swear I never even
heard of this place,

Transvistoria, Transatoria?

I mean and the next thing I know,

one of your goons is
stickin' a gun up my ass.

Now hey, I'm willin' to forget
the whole thing if you are.

Just shut up nigger.

Freako c'mere.

You gonna have any
trouble with this jig?

No trouble at all Mr Franco.

Look, don't screw up with him okay?

I need him broken, not dead.

No problem.

There better not be.

I'll bring him in during the meeting,

I'll ask him who his boss is,

when he says Fabrini, we'll
blow his god damn head off.

I'll show those asshole
who's in control here.

What if it's not the Fabrini's?

Well then make him say it.

Get him downstairs and get him ready.

This marks the third ceasefire
in the 20 month uprising.

And on the local front,
the drug war continues.

With another gangland style killing.

Police are calling the explosion

that rocked the Tratoria Travestini,

killing number one Franco henchmen, bru-

- Hey Soldier,

Herman says your lawyers
secretary's here to see ya.

She's waiting in your room.

Sure about that huh, Joey?

That's what he says.

Who are you?

Lucinda Petracelli.

Mr Shapiro asked me to come down

and have you sign these papers.

Can we talk?

You're Speedboat's sister?

Yes.

We've gotta move fast.

A couple of Franco's
goons picked up Speedboat

and they're holding him at the mansion.

Shit.

Franco's having some big
drug meeting there tonight

and they wanna make an
example of Speedboat.

We gotta do something quick.

Okay.

I'm afraid they're gonna kill him.

Don't worry.

Mr Simpson please
confiscate Mr Kelly's gear.

And escort him to isolation.

You're makin' a mistake.

I don't know what you've been doing

and I don't wanna know but
it's gonna stop right here.

You help Goliath.

Now Goliath help you.

Come I know a way out.

You leavin' now?

No can't go, go ahead.

Welcome Torrez.

Everybody has a drink?

Salute.

All right let's get
down to some business.

As you know, I control the
five most important sectors

in this city.

The scraps, I leave for
the dogs to fight over.

What about volume?

My annual sales are
equal to or greater than

the total gross national product
of your country Mr Torrez.

My income is bigger than
the gross national product

of my country.

I love this business.

C'mon talk.

A, B, C, D.

Don't be a fool go to school.

Man that is one tough chicken bone.

Hey are you gonna co operate?

Or are we gonna have a little
accident tr yin' to escape?

Hey scumbag, why don't you
stick that gun up your ass

and blow your brains out.

Shit.

Sorry phone is no longer in service.

Hey Matty, it's Roberto

you wanna check camera three?

It looks like there's
rain on it or something.

Got you Roberto.

Yeah rain and rain.

I think Roberto's been locked
up to long in that room.

Why don't you go check it out?

Somebody got in.

Shit c'mon.

In there.

What the hell was that?

You son of a bitch,
you guaranteed my safety.

What is going on here Franco?

If I smell my own blood

my people will take this
place apart brick by brick.

Just try and be calm will ya?

Whatever it is, we got it under control.

Yeah Guido, this is Franco.

What's up?

Oh yeah?

Ah good work.

Okay well finish up there

and come back here with some more men.

Those god damn Fabrini's.

They got no brains, okay?

The guy who just rebuilt
the vault over at Fort Knox

is my interior decorator.

Everything is under control.

We are perfectly safe.

Speed boat.

I'll take that.

Drop the belt.

I'm gonna enjoy this.

Yeah.

Here's Johnny Law.

My hero.

Who torches this neighborhood?

Take it easy, take it easy.

Go nice and slow.

Can you walk?

Yeah.

Don't, you'll fry.

If word on the street is reliable,

this could be a big one.

This'll be bigger than
the time Commissioner Hurley

got caught at the gay Apollo.

I guess they're already inside.

That's Franco's office.

They're having some
sort of meeting goin' on

with all the big drug dealers.

Watch our backs.

Not even a nuclear bomb
could open that door.

We can't get in

but nobody's gettin' out
unless there's another way.

I'll handle this one.

Save yourself deputize.

Just call me Johnny Law.

You sure these things work?

Does shit stink?

Mine sure do brother.

Get the hell outta here.

Holy moly.

What the hell's that?

Shit those guys are killin'
each other in there.

This is the poison
they cut the drugs with.

Those scumbags aint human.

This little
altercation is resolved.

So we figure out a way
to make the deliveries.

What about the Fabrini's?

The Fabrini's?

The Fabrini's are nothin',
they can't hurt me.

Take off your shirt
and cover your mouth.

That's my proposal.

I think it's fair and
equitable for all concerned.

Any comments, questions?

What the hell is that?

Get us outta here now, Franco.

Now.

It's jammed, the systems jammed.

It'll be a lot faster

if we turn the thermostat to full blow.

We have an eight 10 in progress

at Salvador Franco's mansion.

There's one man down.

We need back up and an ambulance.

I repeat, back up and an ambulance.

Holy shit.

I don't believe it.

What are you doin' here?

I shoulda known you had
somethnig to do with this.

By the way, it goes without saying

you're both under arrest.

Rotter?

You don't wanna go in there.

You're god damn right
I wanna go in there.

You're right, I don't wanna go in there.

You don't wanna go in there.

Here Sidney, here's
some hot questions for ya.

What do you suppose
we play now, Torchy?

Hey I got an idea.

Let's play pyro Monopoly.

If I land on your hotel I burn it.

Not if I kick your ass first.

Oh any hotel except yours Joey.

Why can't we just play chess
or cheesy or poker, maybe?

Hey you guys hear, there's
a new guy comm' to the floor.

Some black kid.

I don't know why I have
to keep doin' this Speedboat

there's nothing wrong with your hands.

But baby, Speedboat's so weak.

And I'ma need all my strength
if I'ma show you a good time.

Oh Speedboat.

Nah really.

Right after I get outta here,
I'ma come by your place.

Pick you up in my car.

What kinda car you got?

What kinda car you like?

I like Porsches.

I got one of those.

How are you baby?

Oh I'm feelin' all right.

That just my sister, my sister.

Where you goin'?

My sister.

Where you goin'?

Oh I'm feelin' all right sis.

Yo Shaft.

How you doin'?

You guys are gonna make
me take early retirement.

Soldier told me to stop by to
see how you were makin' out.

But the good news is, your
sister Nicky's in the clear, man.

No complications.

All right, all right I'm
feelin' better already.

So how you livin' sister,
you bein' careful out there?

I am now Mrs Heather Q
Remington of Glendale, Arizona.

I have a new ID,

a bodyguard and a place to live.

I'm startin' all over brother.

That's cool.

Thanks man.

Hey don't thank me, Soldier
threatened to rejoin the force

unless I did somethin' about it.

Soldier.

I miss that Knucklehead.

It says here that "The
people find the defendant

"Johnathan J Kelly, not
guilty by reason of insanity."

It calls you unfit to stand trial

and remands you for an indefinite period

to this medical facility
for rehabilitation.

Well Soldier, we've got a
lot of work ahead of us.

You're the doc.