All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.All.Stars.S11E03

[upbeat rock music]

- Previously on the
"Tournament of All Stars"...

Bracket 1 competed in the
second of their three episodes.

- I shall give my point
to my sister Mystique.

- Aw.

- I thought we had
a little something going on

because we're from Miami.

- We are from Miami.

- We're supposed to
look out for each other.

- Morphine is using
a little bit of shade

and a little bit of guilt
to get these points for sure.

- Mystique was so
sweet to me last week.

- Well, hey, it's
like whatever.

- If the bond between
Mystique and Lucky was

made that quickly, it
will also break that quickly.

- Dawn, this is exquisite.

- A'keria,
I love every bit of it.

- The silhouette, to me,
is incredible.

- Thank you.

- Dawn--

[tense music]

A'keria--

Condragulations.

You're the top two
All Stars of the week.

[applause]

And you each earn 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000
and a coveted extra point.

♪ ♪

A'keria C. Davenport,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

- The bottom four queens will
now receive 1 point each.

But you must give it
away to the All Star

you believe is the most
valuable queen of the week.

At the end of this bracket,

only the two queens
with the most points will

move on to the semifinals.

♪ ♪

- Girl.
Girl.

- [sighs]
- Girl.

Girl.

- Honey, what a way
to end week two.

I just won a lip sync and 10k.

I feel so good right now.

- Congrats to y'all.

- Thank you.

[applause]

- Congrats, guys.

- Congrats, A'keria.

- How do you feel?

- It's just like I'm
a part of the game now.

- Yeah.
- Of course.

- That's, honestly,
the best feeling.

- Being tied for the lead
after winning two challenges

is just a constant reminder

that I can't win
a goddamn lip sync.

However, my boyfriend told me

if I make it into the
semifinal, I can get a cat.

[cat meows]

So we're one step closer
to the cat.

- Well, now that
the second challenge is done,

has anybody changed their minds

about how the points will
be divvied out?

I have jumped from first
place to third place,

and my bestie won
the lip sync.

So fingers crossed that
someone's feeling generous

when they are
giving their points away.

I highly doubt it because I was
the first place last week,

and I don't think the girls are
going to throw a bitch a bone.

- I'm looking at the
scoreboard, and I'm like, OK,

Mystique and Morphine,
I want to, like,

at least help one of y'all.

- This is the make or break it.

If Lucky doesn't give
me her point now,

oh, something's about
to happen that I can't

say on national television.

- I would like
to give a point--

to Morphine.

- Oh, sister.

- Can we finally be done
with this wretched drama?

[laughter]

- Now you have
to go and retract

everything you said in your
confessions about that lady.

[laughter]

- Everything I said
about Lucky I take back.

Sister.

I still hate her.

So now I have 2 points.

- Oh, hell no, bitch.

[laughter]

So Dawn and I have an alliance.

But if I give her a point,
it's going to send her off

a little too high.

It would be really hard
to catch up.

♪ ♪

I might give Lucky my point,

but I might give it to Morgan,
just because I wanna be a cunt.

[sighs]

Here, sister, I'll give you
my point because I feel so bad.

- Lo and behold,
Miss Morphine Love Dion III,

Cha Cha Brown.

I appreciate that, sister.

All is perfect in the world
of Miami, Florida.

- Who would you like to
give your point to, Morgan?

- No one, really.

- Who are you going to?

- I'm gonna give
my point to A'keria.

- [gasps]

- Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God, thank you.

- Wow.

[upbeat music]

- OK.

We're giving points
to people in the top now.

- Oh, thank you.

- You helped everyone.

- Like, bitch, am I on "Punk'd"
or am I on "Drag Race?"

Thank you so much, sister.

- Yeah, you deserve it.

I know it puts
you way up above,

but that's the way
the cookie crumbles.

You were the one that
deserves that the most.

I'm giving my point to
the queen I think is the MVQ.

And the most valuable queen
this week

with helping every other
bitch in the room is A'keria.

- Hey, A'keria.

When you get a chance,
can you show me how

to put the shirts together?

- A'keria, should it stretch
this way or this way?

- This is what you
should do, baby.

- It could bite me in the ass,

but it is
the honorable thing to do.

- Hey, A'keria.

You might as well
stay right there.

- Ah!
[laughs]

- Because A'keria,
without you,

I wouldn't have an outfit.

- Girl, gag-a-rooni.

Another queen?

♪ ♪

No.

- Sis, you are amazing.

Whenever you was working,
you stopped

to help a bitch that said
"help me."

Here you go.
- Thank you, sister.

- You're welcome.

- I gotta get myself together.

This night keeps getting
better and better.

Do I get a man next?

I'm definitely thankful.

- Congrats, baby.
- Oh, God.

- Thank God it was only two.

- Ah!
- [laughs]

- So now you're
in the lead-lead.

- Yeah, girl.

- Congratulations
to all of our ladies.

- Do we get out of drag?

- Oh, I can't wait.
- Thank God.

All right.

- What the fuck.

I'm very shocked at
how that ceremony went.

If I don't win next week, is
anyone gonna give me a point?

- Well, your season buddy says
she was gonna give it to you.

- I know.

But I've won two challenges.

Why would she give me a point?

- To keep you at the top.

- Well, that's what Morgan did.

Damn, not you instigating,
Mystique.

- No, I'm not instigating.

I'm being--I'm being real.

- I haven't gotten any
MVQ points from anybody.

And this week shows
how important they are.

- Oh, this changed everything.

- What the fuck
is gonna happen.

- This changed everything.

- There's one more week left
in this bracket,

one more chance to get points.

And I think if anyone is going
into next week comfortable,

then they've got another
thing fucking coming.

- It's gonna be
interesting to see

where loyalties lie next week.

[dramatic music]

- The gag of it all.

- More to come.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race: All Stars"

will snatch an official makeup
collaboration

with Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra special guest
judge, Christina Ricci.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yay!

- Ooh!

- Another week in paradise.

- My rich auntie.

- I'm here
for the will reading.

- Yeah, OK.
- Oh, we are?

This is the final week.

And, you know, I am sporting
a big whopping 1 point.

- So I see the girls
have purses.

- Yes, but ours has
stuff in it.

Yours had air.
- Oh.

- What's in your purse,
Mystique?

- I have something
that I always need--

superglue.
- Oh.

- She's a real drag queen.

- Oh, she is a real drag queen.

- Some mascara
and pieces of paper.

- Wait, so no little
strawberry candy?

- Girl, no.

[laughter]

Your aunties is always
properly prepared.

And there's still
a slight chance

that I can come
to the semifinals

if I win the challenge,
win the lip sync,

and get everybody's point.

So it's time to get shit done.

- Mystique and Morgan actually
changed the game last week.

- But the thing is, the reason
why you was rewarded

is because of what you did.

Now, me personally, I'm very,
very disappointed in Lucky

and also Morphine
because you stopped what

you was doing to help them.

And they did not give
you anything back,

except be like, hey,
you did a good job.

Thank you.

- Disappointed
is a strong word.

- Yeah, disappointed
is a little crazy.

- A'keria helping people
obviously benefited her,

but I don't think
that means she was

entitled to anybody's points.
- Ooh!

- I mean, it is a game
at the end of the day.

You know that, girl.
- Yes.

- Girl, no shade, but
Mystique needs to relax.

Bitch, I choreographed this
whole number on week one,

and she didn't give me
a point.

OK. Thank you, Auntie,
for the hard candy.

Thank you.

- My personal thought process
is like,

if I can at least lift
someone up, why not?

You know what I mean?
And also like--

- So that means this week,
since I'm at 1,

if you're not at the top,

I'm gonna get your pity point
to lift me up.

Yes or no?
- No, I said--

- No, no, no, no, no.
Yes or no?

Because we're going by what
you're talking about now.

- It also depends on like--
- On what?

- --the vibe.

- On season 2,
when Mystique was insecure,

a little anxious,
she lashed out.

I think she's falling behind,
and she needs points.

So she's relying on,
maybe, Lucky.

They have this bond, remember,
their lovely bond

that they created
in four hours.

But I think the ship
is going down.

You don't have to explain
who you are giving

your points to and why.
- Yeah.

- That's the first thing.

And you shouldn't
be guilted into it.

And you're allowed to
change your mind, of course.

You hold the power.

And that's the good thing.

- Thank God that Miss Morgan
is fighting for me.

She is an angel sent
from the season 2 gods,

bitch, because
this is overkill.

[alarm blares]
- Oh!

- Ooh, baby.

- Girl, she done already
had herses.

Attention, little monsters.

- [gasps]
- Ooh.

- If you wanna hack it
past this bracket,

you've gotta nail
your pitch, bitch.

- Ooh.

- Wait, what?

- You better pitch it, girl.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey!
- Hi.

[applause]

- Good morning, All Stars.

- Good morning.

- Now, it's the final week
of Bracket Number 1,

and I've been loving
every minute of it.

But this is your last chance
to sell us on why

you belong in the semifinals.

So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you are going to shop
till you drop dead--

[laughter]

--as monster presenters
on the Home Spooky Network.

[laughter]
[ominous music]

- Boo.

- Now, here are
your assignments.

A'keria, you'll be a mummy--

[laughter]

--selling the world's
longest infinity wrap.

Dawn, you'll be a werewolf--
- Ooh.

- -Pitching--what else?

Grooming products.

- Perfect.

- Lucky Starzzz,
you'll be a vampire,

hawking a nutritional
supplement

for the iron deficient.

- Perfect.

- Morgan, you'll be a ghost--

- [chuckles]

- --selling a line
of supernatural cosmetics.

[laughter]

- Morphine,
you'll be a zombie--

- Oh.

- --selling subscriptions to
the Meat of the Month Club.

- Yes.

- And Mystique, you'll be
a Frankenstein monster,

pitching a line
of dead handbags.

- Yes.

- Working in pairs, you need
to use your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent
to hypnotize the viewers

into buying whatever
you're selling.

- Oh.
- Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God.

- Now, chemistry is key.

So I'll leave it up
to you to pair up

and create your own
monster mashes.

- Oh.

Hi, sister.

Yes.

- You snatched me, babe.

[laughs]

- This is the type
of Maxi Challenge

that you need to be with
a bitch that you know 100%.

And A'keria is
that lady for me,

and I am that lady for A'keria.

Sister.

- It's giving.

- Dawn and Morphine run right
into each other, of course.

No surprise there.

Season 16 reunion.

And then I'm left
with Mystique.

And she just tried
to demand my point.

So we'll see how
this plays out.

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

Oh, and not to spook you--

[thunder cracks]

- Oh.
- Oh.

[spooky music]

- [gasps]

- But before this week is over,

four of you will be eliminated.

[screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Sister.

Ooh, is this a stopwatch?

- Hello.
- Hi, sister.

- Hi, sister.

- How's my zombie wife doing?

- You know, just
here eating brains.

- Yes.

- Well, I do look pretty
good for a dead bitch.

- OK.

- I got my coffee,
and I'm ready to roll.

- This week for the Maxi
Challenge, we're monsters,

selling goods for
the Home Spooky Network.

- We don't have as many
points as the others.

- Uh-huh.

- And so this is our chance
to, like, really shine.

- All right.

Since you didn't
give me a point.

- [chuckles]

- But do you
understand why I'm,

like, slightly mad that
you gave A'keria one?

- She was already at the top.

At the end of the day,
you also have to look

out for yourself a little bit.

- Sure.
- You know what I mean?

Because like, girl,
imagine everybody

giving A'keria a point, and
I'm sitting here at freaking 1.

- Like me?
Still have 1.

- [laughs]

- OK, let's figure
this shit out.

- All right.
Let's do what we gotta do.

- I am the bride
of Frankenstein,

and I'm selling body bags.

I know how to host.

I know how to emcee,
and I know how to sell.

So I feel like I have a great
chance with this challenge.

- So I wanna be a vampire
who's feeling frisky,

who likes to party all night.

- Write it down in your book.

- Bitch, I'm gonna
look so good.

Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm excited to do some improv.

I have never done
an acting challenge,

and I just want
to show my personality.

I want to show how fun
and crazy and wild I could be.

And we got some
"bl-uh-dy" deals for you.

- We gotta dial it back
'cause we need to sell.

- But, like, Mystique is
giving know-it-all auntie.

I definitely do feel like
I'm in the principal's office.

- You need to get your paper
out so we can start this.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on.
There we go.

There we go.

Get your second
piece of paper out.

- Mm-hmm.

- There we go.

- Girl, ugh, I hate
this right now.

I might even have
two tongues right here.

- You're doing
too much already.

We're going to get into
all the extra stuff later.

- Bitch, I'm gonna be
dropping this shit on you.

- I'm wearing white.

Don't you fuck up my white.

♪ ♪

Lucky is wild and crazy,

and I don't want
to lose focus.

So my biggest worry
in this challenge

is to keep Lucky on track.

- Bitch, I wanna a snack
is what I want.

- I'm glad that we're
partnered up together.

- I am, too.

- By the way,
what did you think

about when I said your name?

- Bitch, I was floored.

Like, I gagged.

- A'keria is 3 points
ahead of me because of me.

I still stand by my decision.

I just hope if
she has the opportunity,

she will return the favor.

I know the faces
were cracked, bitch.

- Bitch.
- Cracked.

My job now is
to catch up to that ass

and make sure that we
are both in the top two.

There are so many
elements to this--

- So it's an improv.

It's a scripted--

- It's a scripted improv.

And I think with you
and I, it doesn't matter

what direction we go, because
we'll just play along,

and we'll follow.
- Yeah.

- But I think I'm gonna do
my ghost, like, old Hollywood,

silver-screen siren, you know,
Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.

And I love--[gasps]
I could be Moan Collins.

- Oh, that'll be sickening.

- Oh, that could be my name.

There's a lot going on
in this Maxi Challenge.

We have to create a character.

We have to sell products
and banter with another queen.

Comes with a set of brushes
for easy applications.

It's a lot, but, hey ho,
challenge accepted.

- I actually wanted
to go into marketing

when I was younger until I
realized I suck at selling.

I'm trash as sales.

I had a sales job that was
door to door selling knives.

So when they say no,
you're supposed

to try to convince them.

Well, these knives are
state-of-the-art

stainless steel, and they cut
through any wood and meat.

So I was like, girl,
do you want them or not?

Like, do you need some knives?
[laughs]

I like the idea of the
thirsty mummy looking for love.

- That's a good one.

- But if I do an old lady
mummy, I wanna be more like

the old lady vixen-like mummy.

- The mummies that
the public knows the best,

obviously Egyptian mummies.
- Mm-hmm.

- And you're selling a wrap.

Nefertiti bought this.

Cleopatra's had this.

You know, Tutankhamun, darling.

- Yeah, I gotta
think about this.

- Yeah.

- All I know is I need
this scarf to sell out.

- We need to win this.

It's all or nothing now.
- Yeah.

- Stay stocked with
fresh human meat treats,

delivered right to your door.

Hello Flesh.
Oh, that's so funny.

- Are you out with
your sisters and think,

damn, I want to eat that bitch.

[laughter]

- Yes.

I am paired up with Dawn,
and I am so excited

because we have such
good chemistry.

We're besties.
We're good Judys.

We're glued to the hip.

- Because I'm a werewolf,
this has to be

taking place on the full moon.

- Yes.
- OK.

- And I was thinking.

I like that I'm a zombie,
but I could be, like,

a bimbo or something.

- I think you are hilarious
when you're not trying to be.

- Yeah, that's what I--

I think I'm just
gonna be myself.

- So I think you should
just be yourself.

So the answer is yes,
you should be a bimbo.

- OK.
[laughter]

Dawn and I both have something
to prove in this challenge

because I sent her home
on an improv challenge.

But I feel like we're gonna do
really well this time together.

- This needs
to be entertaining.

- It needs to be entertaining.
- Like, yes, we need to sell,

but it also needs
to be funny, chaotic.

- It's the end of the road.

I mean, at this point,
I'm not gonna overthink it.

I'm just gonna have
a good fucking time.

- Yes.

- Because A'keria has
6 fucking points

and I have 2 points.

I've learned a lot
after season 16,

when it comes to improv
and comedy,

and I cannot wait
to showcase that.

[grunting]

I mean, this is the last
challenge of the bracket,

so I need to absolutely
sell these meats,

and I need to give FedEx
one-day shipping, mama,

because I need to serve
cunt i-meat-iately.

- How's it going over there?

- Good.
- It's going good.

- This is going to be
very, very interesting.

- Why?

- 'Cause this is
more like a working

off each other type of thing.

- Chemistry.
- Yes.

- Is that why y'all picked each
other, 'cause y'all feel like

y'all have the best chemistry?

- Oh, for sure.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you also feel like it
could be, like, a hindrance?

[tense music]

- No.

- Thinking like you
could be up here.

That makes you outshine
their whole vibe and level.

- I'd rather have
someone that matches

my insane, stupid energy
than someone, like, below it.

- I think we all could
probably match your level.

- Right.

- Dawn is too cocky.

I think Dawn is
assuming that we're

not on the same level as her,
and she thinks we're below her.

- Anyway.

- But baby, everything
comes down to this week.

Tides could turn.

I could be at the top.

Never underestimate
an underdog.

- Well, good luck, sisters.

- Yeah, good luck, sisters.

- All right.

- Gotta get back to work.

- Go ahead.

[spooky music]

♪ ♪

- Taylor Lautner,
I hardly know her.

[laughter]

Oh, hello, all my
spooky sisters and siblings.

And welcome to
the Home Spooky Network.

My name is
Madison von Werewolf IV.

- And I'm Tati.

And baby, do we have
some sickening products

to showcase to you today.

- [howling, barking]

I am so excited.

And it is a full moon,
so you know what that means.

Deals! Specials!

I need you to put your paws
up and grab your phone,

because--[howls]
Do I have a deal for you.

This is the Buzzzkill
quality hair clippers--

- Oh, my gosh.
- Grooming kit.

This is a hair trimmer.

Could I possibly--
- Oh, yeah.

- --do a little exhibition?
- Oh, yeah, of course.

I would love a little haircut.
Yes, of course.

- Here, let me give you
a little haircut here.

- Oh, yes, yes.
- Just turn it on here.

All right.
- I've been meaning to do it.

- All right.
There we go.

- Oh.
- Oh, God.

- Oh.
- Oh, God.

Goodness gracious, sister.
- Oh.

Oh, wow.

- You look so fresh.

- Oh, my God.

- So Buzzzkilled.

- Do I have layers?

- Yes, a couple of them.

- God, it feels amazing.
- Yes.

Let me just trim up
my hand here really quick.

Look at that.
Look at that.

Look at that.
And boom--

- [gasps]

- --just no more
fur on my hand.

- Oh, my--wow.

- Look at that.
Hold on.

For the girls that really want
to get clean--look at this.

This is a coconut.

- That reminds me of my ex.

- Look at this.
Boom.

Boom.

- Oh. Oh.

- Just gets rid of all of it.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I mean, I've seen some balls,
but never balls this big.

- I mean--

- But if you got 'em,
you can shave 'em.

- Tati, come over here.

- Oh.

- This man over here--

- He is so fine.

- --this looks
just like the guy

who turned me into a werewolf.

And I'm not a fan of fur,

so this is what I wish
he looked like.

- [growls]

- I wish that he had just
taken his razor to his chest

and just gotten it all off.

There we go.

Look at it.
Do you see?

Gentlemanly fresh.

However much you think this
item costs, you're wrong.

[notes chime]

$69.

If you're not calling,

I don't know what the hell's
wrong with you.

Happy full moon.

[howling, barking]

- But, girl, have you ever been
out with the girls, drinking--

- Hmm.
- Partying--

- [gasps]

- --and then you get this
growing feeling like,

damn, I wanna eat this
bitch right in front of me.

- I've felt that way.

I have.

- I ate my best friend
yesterday.

- Wait, I thought
I was your best friend.

- Oh, you are now.

- Oh, well, look at that.

- That bitch is gone.

- Yes, Tati.

- But you know what?

Over here we have Hello Flesh,
a monthly subscription service

that brings three
guaranteed meat options

so that you don't accidentally
eat your best friend.

- Mm-hmm.

- So the first one
we have over here--

- You are a dangerous girl.

- --first option, brains.

- Wow.

- Let's get a little.

- Oh, brains.

- Eat it.

- Mmm.

- Mmm.

- Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.
- Mm.

- Tati, you have a little
something on your lip, Tati.

- Where? Where?
- Right here.

- Oh, sh--oh, my God.

- Did you get it?
- I got it.

Yep, I got it.
- Thank you.

The next option we have is--
oh, my gosh--intestines.

You put this in the microwave,
if you have one,

or nowadays, air fryer.

- Air fryer.

- And last is my favorite.

Oh, my God.

We have 95 eyeballs.

- Delicious.

- [person screams]

- All right.

We have a caller on the line.
- All right.

Happy full-moon special.
What's your name?

And where are you calling from?

- Hi, this is Edith,
and I'm calling from Queens.

- Oh, my God.
Hello.

- Hello.

- I'm from New York, too.

- I can't hear.

- I had a question
about the clipper.

Can I use it on my coin slot?

- Oh, you could use
it on your coin slot.

I use it on my coin slot
all the time.

- Oh, yeah.

And I've got a question
for the meat lady.

I have to make dinner
for my husband soon.

I was wondering
about the taste.

- The eyeballs have such
a delicious--

it almost tastes like
popcorn with butter.

- With butter.

- Well, I just wanna say,
I bought both products.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- Thank you.

- Well, it looks like
the night is ending,

but the full-moon special
will continue.

- Keep hitting that line,
my spooky sisters.

And see you next time
on the Home Spooky Network.

[howling, barking]

- Oh, sister, your hand.

[laughs]

See you next time.

[spooky scream]

- Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.

Welcome, my party monsters,
to the Home Spooky Network.

I am Bloody Starzzz.

- And I am Mysterious,

and I have bloody tales
for you today.

[screams]
- Oh!

It's a full moon,
and we're feeling frisky.

- You're looking real
succulent tonight.

What's your secret?

- Oh, honey, I can show you
better than I can tell you.

Here we have Eterna Life,

the secret
to change your life.

- How is that gonna
change my life?

- Here we have something
for those who need

some low darling efficiency.

[quirky music]

Ah!

Well, suck it, darling.

Suck it.

- Did we roofie this?

I'll check.

Oh.

- How does it taste, sister?
How does it taste?

- My iron is all back.

Thank you, girl.

- Wait.

What is that you have there?

- My lovely bags.

- Oh, that bag is
looking real nosy.

- Mm-hmm, it is very nosy,
like I'm about to be nosy

about your protein powder.

- Oh, my God.

Listen, for those
gym rats out there,

we have a little bit of powder
because even in the underworld,

darling, we need the trade.

And the trade needs
to have the muscle.

We even have sweet options.

- No, girl.

Girl, I'm on a diet.

I can't be eating
that red velvet.

- Ooh.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

This thing--oh!

- How much is your Eterna Life?

Is it $400?

- It's $69, darling,
only today.

So call now because the
specials are about to run out,

darling, you know.

- You know what, girl?

I really loved it.

But we gonna--we gonna talk
about something more bougie--

- Oh, yeah?
- --like my Body Bagz.

The good old bougie Body Bagz.

Check out this--this nice,
finely virginal skin.

- It's lotion, honey.

- Once you open it up--
- Oh.

- So you know it is authentic,

each of the bags is gonna get
this little piece here--

- Sister.

- --which is nothing
but a death certificate.

- Oh, girl. When the hell
did you die, bitch?

- Hey, hey, hey.

- You ain't told
me you was dead.

- Hey, get up out our business.

- You know what fits
in here, sister?

- What?

- Some Eterna Life, girl,
so you could get your life.

- Girl--no, ma'am.

- Yes, girl.

- We're done with that
Eterna Life, baby.

We're gonna move
on to our nosy bag.

- Now, whose weave is this?

- I'm getting there if
you pay attention, honey.

This bag, this hair,
this finger

belongs to the body
Ms. A'keria C. Davenport.

Skinned her myself.

Ooh, girl, what is this?

This is big and hea--
what is--what is this?

Oh!
- Oh!

Girl, you're into
the foot play?

They do that down here?

- Girl, hush.

That wasn't supposed
to be in the bag.

But I'm about to ask
you this one question.

- Girl, what?

- How much would you
pay for these bags?

- Oh, girl, listen, I will
pay thousands upon thousands.

- This bag--

- How much is it
tonight, sister?

- $69.
- Oh!

[person screams]
- Oh, wait, girl.

Girl, hold on.

The Bluetooth's working.
Hello?

- Hi.
This is Joan.

I'm calling from Las Vegas.

- Ooh.
The Sin City.

- I had a question about
the Eterna Life supplements.

- Yes.

- Is it kosher?

- Is it what?

- Is it kosher?

- Is it what?

- Is it kosher?

- Culture?

- Kosher!

- Kosher, with a K, kosher.

- A kosher.

- Is it kosher?
- Who the hell's that?

- Oh, girl.

Oh, my Jesus.

- I have a question
for the bougie bag lady.

Now the bag, is it circumcised?

- Well, the only one that is
circumcised is the small bag.

- So if I rub it,
it'll turn into a suitcase.

- If you rub it, it might spit
on you and call you Susan.

How many of these bags
do you want, baby?

- All of them.

And I want all
the Eterna supplements.

I'm gonna get
my purse right now.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye, girl.

- Ooh, girl. Hold on.

The sun is rising,
and it's getting hot in here.

- We'll see you next time
on the Home Spooky Network.

[screaming, laughing]

[upbeat music]

[spooky scream]

- Boo!
Did you miss me?

My name is Moan Collins.

- I am Queen Nefertiti.

But my friends call me Titi.

And we'd like to welcome
you all here to the Home--

The Spooktacular Network.

- Boo!

- Have you ever been so cold
that you just--oh, yeah.

You look like you're
a little icy, bitch.

Have you ever been
so cold, you need

something just to warm you up?

- Oh, yes.

- Well, I have here
the Wrapture.

- Oh, praise the Lord.

- It's an infinity scarf.

And when I tell you,
it just keeps

going and going and going.

It's woven by my subjects
one by one, a long time ago,

right before they actually came
and snatched me up out my tomb.

Did I tell you about the time
they snatched me out my tomb

and brought me
down to Louisiana?

- Is that where you're on tour?

- Oh, girl, when I tell you,
I've been on display nonstop.

I wanted to actually
demonstrate,

to show you a few things about
how my scarf actually works.

- All right.

Oh, boo crew!

- Hello there.

How are you?

And welcome here.

So we're gonna
take this around.

And sometimes what
you have to do

is you have to wrap
yourself up with your man.

And if your man is
feeling a little frisky,

we're gonna make him a skirt.

And if he has ugly feet,
we can hide those too.

- You know, this is
very, very reminiscent

of the Shroud of Turin.

- They had the good guy all
wrapped up, didn't they?

- If this is good
enough for the Lord,

this is good enough for you.

- And I'm sure everybody
out there is just

wondering in their bones
how much this lovely scarf

will cost you.

69 gold bars today.

- And of course,
the Wrapture Wrap would

go very well with the
most amazing cosmetics line

that you have seen, never.

If you want to look pretty good
for a dead bitch,

Glost is for you.

Now, I have many,
many beautiful products.

My favorite is our
ectoplasmic highlighter.

- Does it come in deceased?

- It comes in white.

This glows right
through sheets.

You don't need to cut holes

into your expensive sheets
anymore.

- And definitely don't
cut up the Wrapture.

- Yeah.

And if you order any of
our fabulous products today,

I am giving away
a fabulous concealer.

And I would like to try it
on our boo crew, of course.

Hello.

And of course you wanna
put your concealer on

where you have the darkest
of circles.

Turn around.

Your dark circle's back there.

I'll be right back.

- Oh, my jaw.

- I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

This is a family network.

There we go.

- That there is
ghostly gorgeous.

- I am so confident
in this product,

I would like to
show you something.

Now, I'm feeling a little
nervous about this.

Don't be afraid.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] My golly!

- This is before Glost.

I have the same on
this side of my face.

I did die in a fire.

Cigarette, fell asleep.

We'll talk about it later.

- That's so sad.

- Now, we are feeling
generous here at--

- Yes, we are home.
- --the Home Spooky Network.

- Yes, we are.

- And I am selling my fabulous
Glost products for $69 as well.

Leave the man alone.

- Hey.
Wrap me all night long.

[person screams]

- We have a caller, Titi.
So let's take our caller.

- Let's take our first caller.

- Caller, are you there?

- Yes, I'm here.

My name is Bette.

I have a question
about the Wrapture.

- Oh.

- Is it long enough
to cover someone's face?

I want to buy one
for my friend Joe.

- But yes, the Wrapture
is definitely long enough

to wrap your friend's face.

So what we're going to do,

we're going to take
the Wrapture--

and this is your friend's face.

This is a nice-looking
young man.

So I don't know what your
friend's face is looking like,

but you just take
that Wrapture,

you wrap it a few times--

- Could the person, whose face
is currently being wrapped,

could they say a few words?

- No, they cannot.

- Well, then I'll take 10.

- Thank you.

- For the beautiful
cosmetics lady,

are your cosmetics
cruelty free?

- No, they are not.

- I just ordered the
entire line of cosmetics--

- [gasps]

- --and all of the scarfs.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

You have a blessed day.

- I have been the one
and the only Moan Collins.

- And I am Queen Nefertiti.

But again, my friends
call me Titi.

- Have a great night.

Mwah, mwah.

We'll haunt you in your dreams.

- Boo!

[spooky music]

[thunder cracks]

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is it.

- It's our last day.

- And your nasty, nasty wig
is all over my chair.

[laughs] Your zombie wig.

- This is how I felt
after that challenge.

- Just scalped?
- I'm scalped, honey.

- Just scalped.

They're not plucked
anymore, just scalped.

- [laughs]

Dawn and I did
absolutely amazing

on that Home Spooky Network
segment.

I felt like I interacted
with her very well.

And there's only two spots
in the semifinals,

so I need to win
this challenge.

And I need some
MVP points, please.

- You did look amazing
in that commercial.

- Thank you.

Sister, honestly, you have been

such a support system
for me these past weeks.

- That's what we're
supposed to do.

- Like, I would have never
thought Morgan McMichaels--

- I'm taking another
alcohol wipe.

- That's OK.
- You don't have to ask.

- I didn't ask,
I said, I'm taking it.

- Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
- [laughs]

- I'm stressed.
I'm stressed out.

- Well, it is a stressful day.
- Yeah.

- A'keria is at 6.
You're at 4.

I'm at 3.

Morphine is at 2.

You're at 2.

Mystique is at 1.

- I mean, A'keria got
5 points last week.

- No, I know.

- So it is truly anyone's game.

It could go anywhere.

- Whoever's in the bottom--

- Control this game.

- --control the game.
- Yeah.

What I have learned
these past two weeks

is that winning just
the challenge is not enough.

I've won two challenges.

I only have 4 points.

Do you think if I were
in the top tonight,

I would be deserving of points

because I won all
three challenges?

- I don't think anybody
deserves anything.

- I'm, like, looking
at everything in general.

- Yeah.

Ugh.

I'm in second place
in the game,

but getting a little
concerned because

I don't think any
of these girls will

give me points--
maybe Morphine.

But then if Morphine wins,
she can't give me a point.

I'm not OK. [laughs]

I'm losing my
fucking marbles right now.

- Sister, how was everything?

- Good.

How do you feel about it?

- I was very disappointed,
to be honest, yesterday.

- Why?

- Because I wanted more
collaboration between us.

And at one point, you were just
like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.

- First off, you
was going totally

out of order and out of sync.

- I was trying to collaborate
and just, like, banter more.

- Right.

But we can't jump
from product to product

to product because
that confuses people.

If I were to let Lucky
just do whatever,

it would have threw me and
my script completely off,

and then the judges will say,
well, y'all was a hot-ass mess.

No, ma'am.

And plus,
the whole cake aspect,

you smashed the cake
in your mouth,

and cake went everywhere.

- Well, yeah, 'cause we need
to, like, go crazy with this.

This is campy.
This is fun.

You know what I mean?

Like, we can't be worried
about getting cake on a dress

and like--
- No, no, no.

I told you up front,

I don't want
to get white on this gown.

- Mystique was so sweet
in the beginning.

We had such a, like,
nice connection.

And now it's like, girl, I
even wanna get my point back

from week one
because this left such

a bitter taste in my mouth,
and I'm not talking

about the fucking cake.

- So how do you feel
about our commercial?

- I feel like it was cute,
but I feel like

there's parts with me
that could have been better.

- But it was still fabulous.

- Yeah, for once in your life.

- [laughs]

I know that A'keria and I
smashed this challenge.

We had fun.

We did what we needed to do
to be in the top two.

I am a little nervous, though,
because just like the rest

of the girls, I'm still going
to depend on a MVQ point or two

to get into the semifinals.

- If you find it in your
hearts to give me a MVQ point

because I've been such
a nice girl to all of you,

then that would be amazing.

- Is this where
the campaigning starts?

- Yeah, girl.
- OK.

- Girl, right?

If I'm not in the top two
this week,

I'm gonna have to decide who
I'm gonna give my MVQ point to.

And for me, it's about
who I believe should be

representing Bracket 1
in the semifinal.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- A'keria 4 MVQ.

[laughter]

- Will twerk for MVQ point.

Will twerk for MVQ point.

[laughter]

- I can't.

[shimmering]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Cover girl, put
the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

Walk.

♪ Cover girl, put
the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

- Hey.
[applause]

Come on, bitch.

- [laughs]

- Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Tournament of All Stars."

It's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle,
what's the craziest thing

you've ever bought off
the television?

- Hmm.

I bought
breast-enhancement cream.

- Oh.

- Spoiler alert,
it didn't work.

- Was it kosher?

[laughter]

The irrepressible Ts Madison.

What's the craziest thing
you ever bought off the TV?

- I bought this manifestation
bracelet that never worked.

I kept rubbing it
and rubbing it, honey,

thinking that I was going
to get a hairy man,

and all I ended up was--
[in deep voice] Me.

[laughter]

- And our extra special
guest judge, Christina Ricci.

Hello, my love.
- Hello.

- Now, what's the
craziest thing you ever

bought off the television?

- I bought a Thighmaster
from Suzanne Somers,

which is how I got
my infamous thighs.

[laughter]

- Now, that works.

So happy you're here.
- Thank you.

- This week, we challenged our
All Stars to sell monster merch

on the Home Spooky Network.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may
the best drag queen win.

[electronic music]

♪ Mother of the house ♪

The category is Paris, France.

♪ ♪

Up first, Dawn.

- Bonsoir!

It is me, ze fashion rat.

- Did somebody say "rabies?"

[laughter]

- Listen, I've never
been to Paris,

but I love the movie
"Ratatouille."

- Paris has a real rat problem.

[laughter]

- This dress is fashion.

It's camp,
and it's quintessential Dawn

with an elevated little twist.

- Listen, I hear that
she gets all the tail.

[laughter]

♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- Ru, her pussy is
literally on fire.

[laughter]

- For tonight's runway,
I'm giving Paris catacombs.

The candles are lit up.

The smoke is coming
out of the dress.

- Only you can
prevent runway fires.

[laughter]

- And I have about 20,000
skulls on me,

and they're all
from former Ru girls.

Just kidding.

- Morphine, you've never
looked more beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Death actually becomes her.

- Yes, it does.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

- Pop goes the easel.

[laughter]

- I am the Louvre, darling.

And I have on
the biggest paint palette

in the world and probably
the biggest headpiece

in "Drag Race" history.

You gotta fact check that shit.

[laughs]

- Oh, she's giving
us an eyeful.

- I'm so fucking proud of it.

I am just feeling
so accomplished right now.

- Bidding starts at $20.

[laughter]

- Up next, Mystique Summers.

- The notes of this perfume
are "you cannot afford me."

- Oh, oh, oh.

- I'm giving
the Black Charlize Theron,

her ad campaign
for an iconic fragrance,

which is based in Paris.

Spray a little fragrance here,
a little there,

very, very regal like.

- This look is Dior-able.

[laughter]

- This might become
a signature Mystique look.

Clock that body.

- Watch out, Rihanna.

♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

Up next, A'keria C. Davenport.

- Ooh.

- Bitch, we are
bananas this week.

Shout out to Josephine Baker,
the Parisian icon.

- Baker?
I don't even know her.

[laughter]

- Yes, I made this.

Bitch, I think this
is 1,000 bananas.

And guess what?

They're all fully rhinestoned.

- How much for just one banana?
- Hmm.

- A point.
- Oh.

- [laughs]

- I feel so sexy.

Like, you girls can't
take all of this.

- She put the ass in potassium.

[laughter]

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.

- I know her very well.

- I'm giving Joan of Arc,
French heroin.

- Ooh, who needs a purse?

- Joan of Arc is also
a style of cutlery.

So that is on my armor.

And I'm feeling very,
very warrior-esque.

- What the fork?

[laughter]

- Joan of Arc fought
for what is right.

She fought against tyranny.

And I love a strong woman.

- God told her to do it.

[laughter]

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

♪ ♪

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

- Welcome, queens.

"Tournament of All Stars"
rules are in full effect.

Tonight, I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 and 1 extra point.

Ladykins, this is
the last week of your bracket.

The top two queens
with the most points will

continue on to the semifinals

and the chance to win
a grand prize of $200,000.

- Yeah.

- Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Dawn.

- You gave us Buzzzkill Razor.

And you were in control,
and you were leading it.

And it felt very believable.

- You did a great job
with the constant hustling

and thinking of things to say.

- [howls] Do I have
a deal for you.

- And I love this look.

Your eye makeup
is just gorgeous.

You're like a beautiful rat.

- Thank you.

I get told that a lot.

- [laughs]

- You have learned how
to hone the essence of Dawn,

and it's been lovely to watch.

- Thank you so much.
That means a lot.

- All right.

Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- Morphine, I love this look.
- Thank you.

- Honey, let me
tell you something.

A little skull and bone
ain't never hurt nobody.

- Uh-uh, never.

- I'm just transfixed
by this Skeletor thing

moving with you while you talk.

It's really amazing.

- I just shaved really deep.
- [laughs]

- In your shopping
presentation,

I thought you two were
wonderful together.

- Kudos to you for
being covered in gross,

disgusting blood
and doing the bald-cap thing

because it was gross.

But you made it funny.

- I wasn't as big a fan.

Dawn created a rapport
with the people at home,

but you did not.

You're there to get
people to buy things.

I never wanted
to buy your meat.

[laughter]

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

- Lucky, I have to say,
I didn't know

what type of vampire you were.

- So I was inspired
by a fungus.

I was inspired
by a Venus flytrap.

- But it didn't help
to sell the product,

the way maybe a more
traditional take

on a vampire would have.

- I think the biggest
struggle that I had, Lucky,

was when it was done,
I still didn't know

what you were really selling.

- There were some
misinterpretations that

were unintentionally funny.

[laughs]

You didn't
know what kosher was.

You live in Florida.

I wish you had paid
as much attention

to what you were selling
that you do in your drag

because the details here
are magnificent.

This outfit is amazing.

You are gorgeous tonight.

- Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

That's an honor.

- Up next, Mystique Summers.

- Mystique, when Lucky felt
insecure or not sure

about what she was going
to say next, you were there.

- Every one of those bags
I would have bought.

The way that you came around
in front of the counter

and told me they had
death certificates.

- That's right.
- It was just everything.

- You had done your homework.

You were a little mean.
[laughs]

- I'm getting there if
you pay attention, honey.

- But you were good.

This outfit, I love the color.

The concept for Paris is light.

- I think you're doing
like a perfume ad.

- Correct.

- I think it's dazzling.

And you look gorgeous.

Your makeup is beautiful.

But I just wonder
if there was maybe

a way to really drive home that
reference a little bit better.

- OK.

- Up next,
A'keria C. Davenport.

- A'keria, baby,
you sold me a wrap.

Listen, it was woven
by your subjects.

- Yes.
- Come on, Queen Titi.

- Queen Titi.

- You, lady, were my favorite.

I laughed out loud more times

than I did watching
anybody else.

There were so many lines that
I quoted afterwards I thought

were really just
so genuinely funny.

- And sometimes
what you have to do

is you have to wrap
yourself up with your man.

- You looked great,
and you have a very

distinctive personality.

But my issue had to do
with looking at the camera

because when you don't
look at the camera,

it feels like what you're
saying with your body language

is, don't look at me.

I want to defer to my partner.

Now, this concept here
is so fabulous.

I've never seen a Josephine
Baker done this way.

It's very, very smart.

And you look so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

- You chose Joan of Arc.

Of course you did.

I think my favorite part
about this is that hair.

That hair is such
a fun shape and cut out.

- This is what we're looking
for on an All-Star stage,

that level of
wink wink, nudge nudge,

but done to a couture level.

And that's what
this looks like.

Just beautiful.

- In the television
shopping-network segment,

I loved how you worked
with the product.

I thought it was
great how you prepared

the part of your skin to show
and show the before and after.

I thought that was
really smart.

- Favorite line, when A'keria
said, does it come in deceased?

And you said,
it comes in white.

[laughter]

- I thought you
were really good.

You had bits.

You had product
information all prepared.

You delivered a host.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck, the judges
and I will deliberate.

Oh, and one last detail.

This week's bottom four queens
must give away their MVQ point

on the main stage immediately
following the final lip sync.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

All right.

Now, just between us
girlfriends, what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.

- I think we can all
across this panel agree

that Dawn did pretty
much everything right.

- She seemed the
most like a host

that you would see
on QVC or HSN.

And I just loved
the Parisian rat.

It was so clever and so chic.

- Christina, what I think
you meant--so squeak.

[laughter]

What I loved about
Morphine was basically

her connection to Dawn.

- She just really relied
on the camaraderie she had

with Dawn, which was good.

- But the
"Phantom of the Opera" look was

so well done, so great.

- This is where
she was strong at.

- Lucky was flat.

She was treading water.

- I mean, I've seen
"Nosferatu," honey,

but that was just,
Nos-don't-do-it.

- But I really thought her
runway look was fantastic.

- I liked Mystique.

She was a hit for me
in the infomercial.

- She made a mistake, to me,

which was allowing
the person that you're

working with to annoy her.

- It was kind of funny
because it gave her an angle.

- I loved the way
she looked on the runway,

but it was not the same
level of concept or execution

that the other girls did.

- Well, I do have to say that
A'keria was one

of my favorites next
to Mystique.

I think that she did sell it.

- I thought she was funny.

I thought she had lines.

She sold that wrap.

- Yeah, you're right, she
did have some prepared stuff,

which was good.

Could have been better.

But the Paris look
was fabulous,

and I'm here for it.

- Morgan is one of
the most quick-witted kids

that I have ever met.

And she nailed this challenge.

- Her Joan of Arc look
was incredible.

And it was so
perfectly executed.

- You expect a drag queen to
take an editorial viewpoint

that is unexpected,
that's beautiful,

and that's exactly what she did
with this Joan of Arc look.

All right. Silence.

I have made my decision.

- Really?
- Yes, I have.

Bring back my All Stars.

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

- Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Home Spooky
Network performances

and your Paris, France,
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are--

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Dawn--

♪ ♪

--and Morgan McMichaels.

- Ooh.

[applause]

- Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

♪ ♪

- I love you.

♪ ♪

[giggles]

- Dawn and Morgan, this week
you were both top sellers,

but tonight there can
only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,

win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point

in the
"Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come

for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!

♪ ♪

- I'm one point off
of the semifinals.

Dawn has 6.

A'keria has 6.

I have 5.

One extra point could
make or break me.

- Still never won a lip sync.

In fact, I've lost
to Morgan already,

and I feel like winning
the lip sync is the only way

to, like, secure my spot.

I want to get this fucking cat.

[laughs]

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- ♪ We about to be up
all night ♪

♪ Wakin' up a zombie ♪

♪ So put your paws all
over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ You zombie-boy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I see you over there
in the back of this party ♪

♪ And your girlfriend
isn't here ♪

♪ Yeah, your
girlfriend isn't here ♪

♪ Boy inside a cage,
looking angry and tired ♪

♪ Like you've been up
for days ♪

♪ Like you've been
up for days ♪

♪ 'Cause you're an animal,
an animal ♪

♪ And you're closin' in
on me ♪

♪ Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪

♪ I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪

♪ No, I can't see straight ♪

- Morgan is giving me
the rocker-chick fantasy,

and Dawn is giving me
a sickening rat.

♪ ♪

♪ Put your paws all
over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ I don't want you to stay ♪

♪ But I can't watch
you walk away ♪

♪ I think about you
in my dreams ♪

♪ You're better off
a fantasy-y-y ♪

♪ Goodbye, I'll see
you in my dreams ♪

♪ Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪

♪ I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪

♪ No, I can't see straight
but the feeling's right ♪

♪ I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪

♪ We about to be up all night,
wakin' up a zombie ♪

♪ So put your paws all
over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

- Yes.

[applause]

[tense music]

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Dawn, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,

and you've earned
an extra point.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- A'keria, Lucky, Morphine,
Mystique,

please step forward.

♪ ♪

Bottom four, it's time
for you to give your MVQ point

to the All Star you believe is

the most valuable queen
of the week.

Choose wisely because
your MVQ point

could determine which queens
advance to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie,
the final decision

of who moves forward will
be mine to make.

Currently, Dawn has 7 points.

A'keria has 6 points.

Morgan has 5 points.

Morphine and Lucky have
2 points each.

And Mystique has 1 point.

Queens, write down
the name of your MVQ now.

♪ ♪

- This point ceremony is
very gaggy because

you don't know what is
going to happen.

The emotions are high.

Morphine is crying.

Dawn is sitting there
with all these points.

Morgan and A'keria
are so close.

Mystique is over there,
still mad about cake.

I don't know what is
going to happen now.

- Lipsticks down.

♪ ♪

A'keria, which queen
gets your MVQ point?

- [sighs]

The queen I decided to give
my MVQ point to this week

showed me a new side
of friendship and sisterhood.

I know this decision
could really

take me out of this game.

I'm really being fucked
in the brain right now,

like, with no lube.

I'm deciding to give the point
that I have to give away--

[laughter]

♪ ♪

--to Morgan McMichaels.

- Thank you, sister.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

Is it a half point?

- That takes
Morgan to 6 points.

Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?

- This queen is someone
who has been

like a guardian angel to me.

And she inspires me
to believe in myself.

And I've decided
on this night

to give my point to--

Morgan McMichaels.

- Thank you.

- That takes
Morgan to 7 points.

♪ ♪

Morphine, who gets
your MVQ point?

[suspenseful music]

- Ooh.

This queen, I couldn't
be here without her.

She's my sister.

And I'm so proud of her.

And I just want
her to move forward

and represent season 16.

So my point goes
to my sister Dawn.

- Thank you, baby.
I love you.

♪ ♪

- That takes Dawn to 8 points.

- Dawn has made it
into the semifinals,

but A'keria and I are
both still in the running.

There's only one point left,

the point coming
from Mystique Summers Madison.

So is it a bit nail biting?

Fuck, yeah, it's nail biting.

- Mystique, who gets
your MVQ point?

♪ ♪

- Being last in line,
I'm the wild card

because no one knows
the type of game I'm playing.

And my point can
change everything.

It's all about who
you truly believe in

and who you want
to represent your bracket.

I believe in this one person.

I believe they have what it
takes because they're so humble

and pretty much an
underdog that everybody

should watch out for.

I'm giving my point to--

♪ ♪

A'keria.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- That takes
A'keria to 7 points.

- Thank you so much.

- All Stars, all the points
for this bracket

have now been awarded,

which means,
Dawn, with 8 points,

you are advancing
to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- What the fuck.
Thank you.

I get to go to the semifinals.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know how to handle it.

I think I get a cat.

I think I get a cat.

- Morgan, A'keria,
with 7 points each,

you're tied for second place,

and I am the tiebreaker.

- I want this so bad.

But Morgan is somebody
I see as a real sister.

And my heart has just
literally shit itself.

♪ ♪

- Based on your performances
tonight and all season long,

I've made my decision.

♪ ♪

- I really want to go.

And I really want
A'keria to go.

But Dawn already got one spot,

so fingers crossed
that it's me.

♪ ♪

- A'keria, you are moving
on to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

Oh!

I'm in the fucking semifinals.

I want to run up to Ru
and kiss her right now.

She probably would
have cussed me out.

That would have been OK
because I would still

be going to the semifinals.

♪ ♪

- It's fine.

Had there been any other
bitch, I'd be pissed.

But it's A'keria.

And that bitch is a force
to be reckoned with.

And I love her to pieces.

- Morgan, Morphine, Lucky,
and Mystique,

all is not lost.

You still have a chance to be
this season's comeback queen.

♪ ♪

At the end
of Bracket Number 3,

Michelle and I will choose
three eliminated queens

to be entered into
the wild-card lottery.

The one All Star chosen will
join the competition starting

in the semifinals,
with a chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

[dramatic music]

- That's sickening.
That's crazy.

♪ ♪

- Queens, from
the bottom of my heart,

thank you for all
your hard work.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

- The body is ready to boom
you bitches out the way

and twerk her way
straight to that crown.

- ♪ Good luck and
don't eff it up, up, up ♪

- The battle's not
yet won, my love.

And bitch, I'm
ready to wake it up.

Ready for you, Bracket 2,
Bracket 3, semifinals.

Let's go.

Mwah!

- ♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck and
don't eff it up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪