All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.All.Stars.S11E02

Previously on "The
Tournament of All Stars"...

bracket 1 competed in
the first of their 3 episodes.

For your first Maxi Challenge,

you'll be popping and locking

in "Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

What are we going
to do together?

You know I got your back.

In this tournament,
it's definitely good

to have a close friend,
because only two girls

can advance to the semifinals.

We should do an alliance.

Sister, sister, we should
do a little Azúcar alliance.

Azúcar?

I'm just kidding.

I see y'all laughing a lot,
so I want to know what's funny.

- Not you. Oh.
- Ooh!

I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn
throwing shade at me.

So you see
how you have it here?

Yeah.

You need to--
like, a little bit of a shade.

A lot of people are doing
a lot extra for girls

than they would
in the outside world.

But I don't knock
anybody for your hustle.

Dawn.

I didn't expect you
to spit the bars like you did.

Morgan McMichaels.

I'm glad that you got
to show the world

that you still got it.

The top two
All Stars of the week

are Morgan McMichaels...

and Dawn.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn
a coveted extra point.

Morgan McMichaels, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.
- Thank you.

Each week,
the bottom 4 queens

will each receive 1 point.

You must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

the two queens
with the most points

will move on to semifinals.

Ugh, screw this.

Yeah!

Where's the couch?

Girl, why are you
sitting in the middle,

taking up
all the goddamn space?

Being in the top
in the first challenge,

it's un-fucking-real.

It's unreal!

Losing the lip sync,
I'm not pressed.

You know, this is my
very first win of anything

on "Drag Race" ever.

And now I have 2 points.

Off to the races.

Congratulations, ladies.

- Yeah, congratulations.
- Congrats.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Considering I went home
on the first episode

in the last "All Stars,"
it's quite a surprise.

The Rudemption is beginning.

I won $10,000.

I won an extra point.

I am the front-runner
in the competition.

And I don't have
an MVQ point to give away.

So I get to sit back, relax,
and enjoy the carnage.

Ooh, y'all so quiet.
Everybody okay?

No.

But, honestly, I mean, I'm in--

I don't want to say "in shock,"
because I don't want

to invalidate you guys
because you both did--

I mean, everybody did amazing.

It just definitely stung.

You ate it up
in the challenge.

I thought your runway
was so incredible.

Thank you.

So, definitely don't feel
down on yourself.

I mean, I do feel horrible.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I do.

I am P-L-U-C-K-E-D,
plucked, honey,

because I was
so close to winning

and I didn't get that win.

So it's just really--
it's hurting me right now.

How do y'all feel?
I mean...

I am, of course, upset,
because I have a lot to prove.

I just--I need my moment.

I need it so bad.

I just wish I was better,
I guess.

I just feel like
I did everything wrong.

You did great.

You remind me
of season 2 Mystique,

because your drag is not the
same as everybody else's drag.

Yep, and a lot of people
can't do what you do.

Baby, I'm not about
to get a pizza box,

cut that bitch up, put it on,
because in five minutes,

I'm going to sweat,
and it's going to fall down.

Oh, preach.

Baby, no one else needs
to tell you why you're special.

You need to realize
why you're special,

why your drag matters.

You go ahead, Albernita.

Mystique and I go way back.

I've seen how she competes.

And Mystique is good
at strategy.

I appreciate that, sister.
Thank you.

No, you're welcome.
You're welcome.

So I think
she's masterminding

how she's going to get
her points,

which, good for her.

How do you guys plan
on spreading out these points?

I feel like I still need
just one more minute to decide,

because, like, I mean,
the three of you--

I mean, I'm obsessed with you.

Miami, and you're, like, the
sweetest person I've ever met.

So I need a little bit of--
I need a moment to decide.

My strategy is to just see

who will give me
their point first.

I am expecting some MVQ points,
at least 1 or 2,

because Lucky's from Miami
and we have some form

of an alliance going on.

And, also, I choreographed
this whole thing,

each fucking person's number.

I deserve a point
from each girl.

Sorry.
Is that crazy to say?

I feel like--I'm going to be
very honest about everything.

I don't do the whole,
like, alliance thing.

You know, it's all about
helping a sister out

in need, to me,

somebody who's, like, giving me
great energy,

somebody who's made me
feel welcomed.

With that being said...

I shall give my point to...

my sister Mystique...

Aw, thank you.

Because she has honestly been
so sweet, so kind.

And I feel like you deserve it.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

What the fuck?

I will be giving my point...

to Morphine.

- Serve.
- You were amazing this week.

I'm going to cry.

I don't want
to get back up no more.

- Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome, girl.

God, I'm gagging.

Me and Morgan
discussed an alliance,

but that bitch became
the front-runner overnight.

And I feel like this week,

Morphine was
the Most Valuable Queen.

She did help us out a lot.

Honestly, without her...

probably wouldn't be no top.

So who I'm giving
my point to...

Hopefully this 1 point
is going to help this person

figure out why they're special

and why they deserve
to be here.

Albertina, please give
this lady this point

so you can sit down and hush.

So I'm giving
my point to Lucky.

Oh, my God, sister,
thank you.

No, you're welcome, baby.

So am I next?

I think so, sister.

I mean, I would
give it to myself.

Duh.

But I'm going to give it
to someone

that I've been
obsessed with forever.

And she's another body queen.

I'm going to give it
to you, A'keria.

Thank you.

Kumbaya, baby.
Kumbaya.

Put my point
on that board, baby.

Now.
- Right?

Now.

I was going to give
my point to Lucky

because Lucky was the one that
wanted to do a Miami alliance.

So, girl, this is giving
Telemundo, telenovela,

univision.com the house.

She literally,
in the beginning, said,

I'm going to do
an alliance with you.

She literally said that.

So, honestly, fuck that bitch.

Oh.

Lucky just slept
with my man

and slapped me
and then put my house on fire.

Girl, it's just 1.

I could have had 2.
That could have been 2.

- You could have had 2.
- It's okay.

- Girl.
- It's okay, sister.

In a telenovela...

bitches get pushed off a cliff.

She took your back,
and she went--

Girl.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra-special
guest judge Kate Hudson.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Whoo-hoo.
- Yes.

Welcome to the Werk Room.

Ooh, they updated
the scoreboard.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and I am sporting
my beautiful number 1

so that all the girls know
I'm number 1.

AKA, I have 1 point.

So, Morgan, how do you feel
seeing the number 3 up there?

Excited, happy, cautious.

- Yeah.
- Why cautious?

Because now
I'm the front-runner.

And does that put
a target on my back?

I feel like winning the first
challenge puts a huge target.

So, Dawn,
do you also feel like

you have a target on your back?

No, I didn't win.

Well, me neither.

And then, you know, adding
salt to the wound, you know...

Lucky.

Wait. What, Sister?

What do you mean by
I added salt to the wound?

I mean, I was already upset.

And then I thought we had
a little something going on

'cause we're from Miami.
- We are from Miami.

We're supposed
to look out for each other.

So last week was like, okay,
I see how this is going to go.

I never came here
for alliances.

I go based off of, like--

But that's not what you said
when you first got here

to the table,
when you were like,

oh, we should do
a little Miami alliance,

because you did say that to me,
and it's on camera.

Well, actually,
you said that to me first.

I did not say that
to you first.

We should do an alliance.

Sister, we should do
a little Azúcar alliance.

Azúcar?
Oh.

But, sister, it's okay,
because you know what?

No, it's totally--

To make it up to you,
I brought you a little tip.

Oh, thank you.

It may not be as expensive
as a cash tip of $10,000.

Thank you, thank you.

In a room full of girls who
have been so nice and to me,

why would I give the shady
girls in the corner my point?

I don't know. You tell me.
What would you do, America?

It's fine.
- It is fine.

Everything's fine.

It ain't fine.

No shade, Lucky--I was going
to give you my point.

I really was.
- Damn, so I was a pity point?

No.

A'keria, you are
my girl for life.

all: Oh.

- Let's go, honey.
- All right.

She done already
done had herses.

Cheers, my queers.

all: Hey.

I'd like to order
a tall glass of glamour.

Ooh.

Straight up, no chaser.

Huh?

Hello, hello, hello.

The shoes!

- Yes for the shoes.
- Oh, my God.

Now, let's just see if I can
make it down the stairs.

Good morning, All Stars.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I have
a Mission Impossible for you.

- Oh, jeez.
- Ooh.

Oh, Pit Crew.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Okay.

Ladykins,
it's time for you to put on

your big-girl panties.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

all: Oh.

- Come on, Grandma.
- Okay.

That's not really
my aesthetic.

Today's Mini Challenge,
if you choose to accept it,

is to wiggle your way
into these panties.

But you have to do it
without using your hands.

- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

Ooh, I can't wait.

Ladykins, the first queen
to pull up your panties

without using your hands

will set a new world record.

This Mini Challenge will
self-destruct in one minute.

Ready...

set...

go.

- Oh.
- Oh, Jesus.

Listen,
I've never had to pull

my pants up without any hands.

Usually they pull them down
for me if we get to that point.

- Oh... my God.
- Okay, wait, it's...

I think that if you have
shape like A'keria or Morphine,

it's easy to move
panties around a shape.

And let me tell you,
myself and Lucky Starzzz

ain't got no kind of ass.

Ooh.
Ooh.

It's like putting
a panty on a ruler.

God damn.

Come on.

- Hold on.
- Let me see.

I feel like
A'keria's struggling.

'cause, girl,
she got a whole lot

of badonkadonk on that tonk.

So this is what
Bellevue looks like.

Uh-huh.

Wait, hold on.

- Okay, wait.
- Get away from me, bitch.

Girl, you rollin' up on me.

How fucking hard could it be
to put on panties?

Evidently, very.

Three, two, one.

Time's up.

Now, y'all got
your panties in a bunch.

But, sadly,
no one is a winner, baby.

So you leave me no choice

but to give each of you...

$500.

- Oh.
- Yay.

Thank you.

One small step for science,

one giant leap
for goddamn stupidity.

All Stars,
call me old-fashioned,

but nothing beats a night out
at your favorite local bar.

Mm-hmm.

It's where friends,
go-go dancers, DJs,

bartenders, and drag performers
come together

to create community
and let it all hang out.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you need to use
materials inspired

by different types
of queer bars

and turn them
into high fashion, darling.

The inspirations include
the leather bar,

like the Ramrod
in Fort Lauderdale.

- All right.
- I wonder what they do there.

I wonder.

The country-and-western bar,

like the Round-up Saloon
in Dallas.

- All right.
- Yes.

The tropical bar, like Hula's
in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Yes.

There's the piano bar,

like Martuni's
in San Francisco.

The kitschy bar,

like Hamburger Mary's
in West Hollywood.

- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

Or Hamburger Mary's
all across this damn country.

And, finally, the white party.

Flashback to epic celebrations

in Miami and beyond.

Yes.

Morgan McMichaels,

you won last week's lip sync.

So you get to choose
your materials first.

Ooh.

Which bar do you choose?

I think
that I'm going to go leather.

- I knew it. I knew it.
- Yeah.

- Girl.
- I could definitely see that.

You know, it fits.

Now, Morgan, you get
to choose who picks next.

A'keria.

I'm going to go
with the white party.

Y'all know I'm known
for the glitz and the glam.

I saw a disco ball,
some white, shiny fabric.

Okay, this might be
my gig a little bit.

All right, A'keria,
who chooses next?

I'm just going to go
with Mystique.

Yes.

Season 2,
I went home with this.

So you know what?

Let's do redeeming,
country-western bar.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Okay.
Mystique, who chooses next?

Let's go just
straight down the line--Dawn.

They act like this is
some form of democracy

and everyone's
going down the line.

And, girl, I am laser looking
at piano bar.

And thank God
Dawn is my ride-or-die

in this bracket, 100,000%.

Um...

Oh, shit.

I think I'm going to have to go

with the piano bar.

Oh.

Fuck Dawn.

Fuck everybody
at this point, girl.

I have five feathers left.

At this point, I'm going
to be a hairless duck...

just hairless, no feathers.

I'm done.
I'm plucked, girl.

Sorry, girl.

Did I fuck her over
a little bit? Maybe.

But if not,
I was fucking myself over.

I'm sorry.

All right, Dawn,
who chooses next?

I'm going to keep it going--

Ms. Morphine Love.

All right, Morphine,
which bar do you choose?

What's left?

Tropical and kitsch.

I'll do tropical.

All right, which leaves
the kitschy bar

to Miss Lucky Starzzz.

I don't even know
what the hell "kitsch" means.

What is kitschy?
Can somebody please inform me?

I need a dictionary
immediately.

All Stars, you can use
your own hair, accessories,

and undergarments,
but the rest of your look

needs to come
from the materials provided.

And as always, your bar queen
couture should show off

your unique drag style.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

- Oh, yeah.
- Here we go.

Hey.

Ooh, yes.

This week's Maxi Challenge
is to create a couture,

high-fashion look
from materials inspired

by queer bars
all across the country.

I knew you were going
to pick that one.

That's so you.

Well, it was either this,
piano bar, or white party.

I won
the very first challenge

on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
season 2.

It was a design challenge.

But season 2 was 16 years ago.

Now expectations are higher

when it comes
to design challenges.

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

I'm going to have to keep up.

Is this the lip-sync song?

I have a history
of doing very well

in design challenges
on "Drag Race,"

but I never won anything.

So going through
the piano-bar materials,

it's even better
than I thought.

Oh, my God.
I got some good shit over here.

I think my chances
to win are good.

But do I feel comfortable?
Absolutely fucking not.

I only have 1 point
above these other girls, okay?

I got to keep
this shit cooking.

Oh.

Morphine.

- I hate you.
- Will you be my Valentine?

No.

Never.

That's not very nice.

I really wanted piano bar.

I know.
You did me dirty, sister.

I did. I'm so sorry.

Dawn is a rotted elf...

period.

You didn't pick it
just 'cause I wanted it, right?

No, absolutely not.

Well, because you know
what was left?

Fucking piano bar,
tropical bar, and kitsch bar.

But kitsch bar
is so you, though.

Don't fucking ever
say that to me again,

you nasty, rotted bitch.

This reminds me of, like,
my grandma's home in Miami.

I'm upset
about getting tropical bar

because it's just
too on the nose.

Like, everyone knows
I'm from Miami.

Everybody knows I'm tropical.
Everybody knows--

I wanted to do
something different.

So I'm a little very upset.

What the fuck is this?

What is this?

- It's a map.
- Baby, that's a corset.

There's 2 weeks
left in the bracket,

and I only have 1 point.

If I don't win this,
it can get really hard

to make it to the semifinals.

I've never been
in this mindset,

and I'm trying to get out
of it, you know what I mean?

This white beading
is really fun.

Yes, I'm happy I got this.

I'm not really a sewer,

but I am determined
to get this together.

I'm just going to do
what I can...

- Yeah.
- Hope for the best.

I mean, on my third sewing
challenge, I looked great.

It's just, for me,
a bit basic.

I believe
the placement was, what, no?

Dawn, I don't need this
right now.

Get out of here.
Leave me alone.

Girl, you already working.

I'm trying to create, like,
the base for a headpiece.

Oh.

The character is
a party monster.

That girl got the hot glue
all on her hands.

That's not burning?
- No.

You know what's burning?
- No.

I don't want to know.
- My passion...

Oh, I thought you was
going to say something--

- And my pussy.
- Yeah.

See? There you go.
They got a pill for that.

I went home on a design
challenge on my season.

It was not me at all.
It was not my aesthetic.

It was not my style.

This isn't your strong suit.

So maybe get back to what is.

But these kitschy materials
are not that bad

now that I'm looking at them.

You know what? Maybe the drag
gods are with me today.

This could be
a real redemption.

None of these girls
could do what I do.

You have glue
all in your hair.

I know.
That's what happens over here.

Hey, A'keria.

Hey, come here.
I have a question for you.

This is what I'm thinking.

Mm-hmm.

Having this
as a bathing suit.

Right?

- A leather bathing suit?
- Yeah.

- Or a leotard?
- There you go--leotard.

Sorry.
- Oh, okay.

Sewing is not my expertise.

I pay people to do that for me.

So who is giving us AP sewer?

A'keria.
So come here, baby.

It's time to give auntie
emotional support.

And you know how Michelle
feels about leotards.

Right.

Because you still want it
to be high fashion.

And you already got
the critiques last week

that you were the shy person.

In this look, I kept
trying to see La Toya,

but I kept seeing
Albertina Walker.

When I watched
the performance,

I thought you were shy.

But you want to do
something that's going

to make yourself stand out.
- True.

I need help with that,
doing all that crap.

Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, look at your sketch.

Playing around, girl.
We're not--

Granted,
I don't sketch whatsoever.

But I wouldn't know where
to start with her sketch.

Like, y'all remember
the game hangman?

It's not even that good.

I just don't want you
to Albernita yourself.

Bitch, fuck you, too.

Albernita goes to the rodeo.

Look, like...

Who do you guys think
is your biggest competition

in this challenge?

No, not me.
No.

I would say Dawn.
- For me, it's you and Dawn.

Is Dawn a seamstress?

Yeah, a major
fucking seamstress.

Well, you know how to sew.

I'm self-taught.

But when I sew,
it's very trial and error.

So, being that we're limited,
I can't really play

trial and error.

From what I produce at home,

I think people feel as if,
you know, oh, A'keria's going

to excel in this challenge.

This is
your challenge to win.

So think about that.

But this is not my
creative process whatsoever.

I have to be cooking
or doing something random,

and then, you know,
my idea will pop up.

Here, it's a different
ball game.

Or what if I did
a big, stupid coat?

I just don't know yet.

But I really want this
to do something.

There's no room for error.
There's no time for error.

Fuck room.

You know what to do.

I don't have a clue.

I don't know why I have these
hankies in all this color,

because, you know, it's big.

In the leather community--

- Oh, the hanky code?
- Yes.

What color should we give
the girls and in what pockets?

The hanky code
in the gay community

was an undercover thing back
in the day

to let people know,
here's what I'm into.

I'm the giver. I'm the taker.
Left, right.

Who should get pink?

We found ways to be ourselves
through fashion.

And I think
that's pretty fucking genius.

Who looks like
they like dildos?

Morphine.

Here you go.

- Oh, I like this color.
- You see?

Morgan, you was right.
She said she likes the color.

That means you love dildos.

I like the color pink, obviously.

But I'm a Christian woman.

I don't play with those things.

What about cream?

- Morphine.
- Morphine.

Here you go.

What does this mean?

Learn your history.

And I'm a virgin.

Why are you laughing?

I look like I'm here
to do housekeeping.

Housekeeping.

Girl.
- You said it.

I can say it.

I come from a long line
of housekeepers, honey.

Hey, All Stars.

Hi, Ru.
all: Hey.

We've got company.

Uh-oh.

Hi, bitches.

Damey!

I brought drink tickets.

Yes.

It is time
for the walkthrough with Ru.

And our very special guest
today is Raven.

And I am so excited
to see my bestie.

Raven and I competed
together on season 2.

We've been friends for decades.

She's a truth teller.
There's no bullshit with her.

Say hello to Raven.

- Hi.
- Hi, Morphine.

You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

What's your history
with design challenges?

I am a drag
design-challenge survivor.

Yes, girl.

Like, the first two challenges,
I was safe.

And the third one,

I did, like, a goth,
mermaid-tail gown.

I thought I was maybe going
to be, like, in the top.

But I was bottom three,
but it's fine.

So this time around,
did you come with a silhouette

that you know how to make?

- I'm doing mermaid-tail pants.
- Okay.

Like, very
Selena Quintanilla.

Yeah.

Because tropical is
not really, like, grand.

And I'm trying to make
tropical, like, grand--

maybe like a tropical goddess.

I don't know.

Obviously,
you're from Florida.

You frequent
tropical gay clubs.

- Uh-huh, yeah.
- So maybe it's kismet.

Maybe you will turn this out
and be in the top two.

Top two. Please.
My God.

Just do what you know,
and make it fabulous.

- And here's drink tickets.
- Thank you.

Should I get one more since
I didn't get that point?

No, but we're going
to need to see your ID.

Oh, girl.
They always ask me that now.

I look young.

Hello, Dawn.

How are we?

Oh, is that a bug?

- It's a fly.
- Damn, girl. What the fuck?

That's who I am.

I will fuck a fly up,
trust me.

Did you bring
this body form with you?

I did.

I'm very intrigued as to what
this is going to become.

Yeah, I got the piano bar,

and I'm going for something
very structural.

It looks like
a lampshade right now.

That's pretty elaborate,
that outfit.

Yes, it is.

Raven, is it
a toot or a boot?

Well, based on
just the sketch, it's a toot.

And, you know,
I appreciate that because you

booted me a lot in my season.
- I did?

- Really?
- She did.

I'm going to boot it.

I'm going to boot it
all I want.

I'm going to give it a boot.
I'm giving it a boot.

For all of the boots...

I'll give you two more.
- Thank you, Raven. Thank you.

My sketch gets a toot.

I should feel confident,
but I'm just hoping

that I don't run out of time.

I got kitschy,
the kitschy bar.

- Okay.
- Okay.

And what I got from that
is color, prints, craziness.

I'm thinking of literally
being a party monster.

Well, that's right up
your alley, isn't it?

- 100%.
- So do you, bitch.

I'm having a lot of fun.

Fun, shmun.
I've heard you girls say that.

$200,000.

You know what?
Fuck fun.

How about that?
- Yeah.

Fuck fun.

You can have fun
with drink tickets.

Actually, I'll give you six.

They're made of paper.
Use them in your look.

Oh, my God.

They're going to be
the earrings--how about that?

Ooh.

Another body form.
- Oh.

I brought this dress form
from home.

You know, they don't really
make mannequins in my size.

So I had to make sure
that the curves...

- Uh-huh.
- Get the curve.

Aside from coming
to this competition,

do you travel
with a sewing machine...

- All the time.
- To others?

All the time?
Because you never--

a woman is never sure.
- You never know.

Yeah, and someone
may need something.

- Do you charge them?
- Oh.

Do you work for free?

No.

Thank you.

And you made
your outfit last week.

- Yes, I did.
- That was really beautiful.

Good for you.

And your design challenges--s
you did well.

Mm, I would say...

You didn't win any
of the design challenges?

I didn't win
any design challenges.

Oh.
Now you got the white party.

Do you have a sketch or
anything that you're thinking?

No. I don't know exactly
what I'm doing with it, but--

Okay.
All right.

Well, this is beautiful fabric.

I'm excited to see
what you come up with.

The weight of the world
is on my shoulders

because Ru knows I travel
with a sewing machine,

and she knows
that I design my costumes.

But yet I haven't won
a design challenge here.

- Some drink tickets.
- Oh, where's the bar?

I have to figure out
what I'm doing,

because this is
a great opportunity

for me to add some more points
to the board.

So it's like,
you're going to either shit

or get off the pot.

Mystique Summers,

this is your old competitor
from season 2.

I know, and the ho
that sent me home

from country and western
is here.

- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.

I picked country western,
because I was like,

season 2,
I went home with this.

Let's try it now.

Which is sometimes okay.

- I don't want to play safe.
- No.

You want to be in the top.

Well, girl, correct, but
I don't want nobody to be like,

well, she picked piano bar
'cause she already know that

and that's
her strongest aesthetic.

I'd rather be the one
to be like, you know what?

Let's just chance it, and we'll
see where this is going to go.

- Which is fierce.
- Yes.

But let's hope
it works in your favor.

Yes, because
what I'm designing

is more like executive, where
it's almost like a pencil skirt

with, like, a sheer,
almost blouse at the top,

with a nice brown leather coat.
- Okay.

Ru and Raven are surprised
that I went

with the country bar.

But last week the judges said
that I seemed shy and timid.

So I can't keep coasting.

I'd rather take that risk
and fail

than play it safe.

Morgan, say hello to Raven.

- Damey.
- Hi, Damey.

Obviously, Raven and yourself
are very close.

Like a barnacle
stuck to my ass.

But we separate
our work and friendship.

- Mm-hmm.
- This is her job.

I'm a contestant.
She has an Emmy.

You have an enema.

Okay.
You won last week's challenge.

So you got to choose first.

You chose leather bar.

Do you have a sketch,
or do you have an idea?

I do not have a sketch,
but I like structure.

Then I've cut all of these.

And I'm planning on creating
structure with flowers.

I saw you
in a full leather outfit

last week in the Werk Room.

Your concept, is it something
you've done before?

No.

The direction I want to go
is more of a glamorous thing.

Mm-hmm.

You know, tight in here,
loose out here.

Now, that's unusual
for you, isn't it?

What I want to do
is kind of--

Now you fucked me up.
- No, no.

You're going to--
No, I'm just teasing.

Ru is definitely
making me question

which direction
I should be going in.

And I'm a little nervous

because I have to be
in the top.

Drive home safely.

Because I'm in the lead,

and I know nobody else
is giving me their point.

I can guarantee it.

Hey, Morphine.
Are you cold over there?

No.

Are you always so naked?

I'm usually always naked.
It's really hot in Miami.

Do you like the view?

I don't know.
I'm still undecided right now.

Oh. How did it make you feel?

It got me a little hot
but not bothered yet.

Well, I finished.

You're done?
Wait, put it on.

- Not in front of you.
- Oh, my God.

You're going to judge me.

My biggest concern
with this design challenge

is having unfinished edges,
not having hems,

it looking hodgepodgey.

Look at that.

Girl, it's giving
the pre-patterned tights

that I buy
at my local Goodwill.

Girl, that was
disrespectful as fuck.

I'm going to eat you up in this
fucking challenge, bitch.

Yes, you are.

I'm rooting for you, girl.

- What's wrong, Poops?
- Hmm?

What's wrong?

Right now I'm feeling
the added pressure

of everyone
expecting me to excel.

And I think that's messing
with my idea process.

- Do you feel strong for this?
- No.

I'm stuck.

Hey, A'keria, when you get
a chance, can you show me

how to put the shirts together?

Bring it here.
Let me see.

A'keria, stretch fabric
if it's a bodysuit--

should it stretch this way
or this way?

I can help you.

A'keria, when I cover this--

This is what
you should do, baby.

I don't mind helping,
of course.

But I'm really nervous,
because y'all at least have

y'all meat and potatoes.

I don't even have a plate.

So, you know, at this point,

it's like, you know what,
A'keria?

Just jump on
the sewing machine,

and, bitch,
you could go from there.

The girls are sewing.
You hear that?

It looks goddamn big.
What the fuck?

- You like my head?
- Yeah.

It's real big, huh?

It's a big head.

What's that?

- Ah!
- Ooh.

Oh, my God.

Uh-uh.

You're not going
to out-headpiece me.

Is it a battle
of the headpieces, sister?

Not on my watch!

- Sister, you have a crack.
- No, sister.

That's going
to be hidden, sister.

- Oh, good. Good.
- This is drag, sister.

No, it is not
about all the headpieces.

She is not making a headpiece.

She's making
a fungal overgrowth.

Rooting for you, queen.
- Me too.

You know I'm the biggest
Dawn fan.

Oh, yes.

Did anybody in here watch
our country challenge

on season 2
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"?

Obviously,
Mystique was a part of it.

- I just watched it.
- Mystique, baby.

What?

Mystique, now,
I'm not going to lie, girl,

when I tell you I laughed
so hard at that wig.

Yes, yes.

But you went home
on that challenge?

Yeah.

- So this is your redemption.
- Right.

Why is Morgan McMichaels
all up in my goddamn business?

What you need to do
is create your costume.

I just think you've been doing

all these little circles
and everything,

and you're getting
a little worried.

Yeah, I'm getting there.
How are you doing, though?

I'm doing good so far.
So far, so good.

- Let's see. Can I see you?
- No, not yet.

- Okay.
- Wait until A'keria help me

finish mine
and then destroy it.

All right, I'll come
over there in a minute.

Let me finish doing this.
- Oh, yeah.

Is this, like,
the biggest shower cap

you've ever seen in your life?

What in
the Super Mario Brothers

is happening over there?

- We're in a Mushroom Kingdom.
- Mm, mm.

Trust the process, honey.
Trust the process.

Let me get back to work.

Are you good, Mary?

As long as I get
these things done,

then I can figure out
what the fuck I'm doing.

Between my rose detailing

and the leaves
on the back of my train,

I'm going to have
to cut out probably hundreds

of circles and triangles.

There will be no sleep for me.

Okay, let's try her again.

both: Oh.
- Bitch.

♪ Concussion ♪

I got to get this done,
and it has to look full.

It has to look fantastic,

and it has to look
finished well.

My head still hurts
from you headbutting me.

No, bitch, I think
you did that on purpose.

If you're trying to kick me
out of the competition--

Same to you.

Well, bitch, it wouldn't be
by headbutting you.

Ow.

Ha, told you I'd take you
out of here, bitch.

This is going to look
like a butthole.

I need to pivot my strategy.

I don't think
you can go back.

I just need to use
a different fabric.

But we live.

No, I'm going to use
a different fabric.

What you thinking,
Lincoln?

I'm going to do the sequins
dress with the design on it.

Finally, I have my vision.

It's a mixture of fashion
and pageantry and creativity.

So we're going to be, like,
a space-alien Barbie

meets a galactic pageant whore.

It's the end of the night.
We're almost done.

How do we feel?

Do we feel cunt?
Do we feel great?

You look like
you're going to do well.

I look like a hope
and a dream.

I'm taking the white fur
to make a boa.

I have some sequined fabric

that I have to cut
into appliqué pieces.

I need all the stones
I can get.

Don't run away from me,
Argentina.

But it's crunch time.

And, bitch, I don't know
if I have enough time

to get it done.

I am in complete frantic mode.

A'keria, are you excited?

Work.

Oh, this is
how I feel right now.

This is how I feel right now.

Save a horse.
Ride a queer.

We're getting ready

to present our bar-queen
couture looks on the runway.

Oh, my God, I'm so exhausted.

Everybody looks so drained.

Bitch, everybody is, like,
walking in so slow,

like a real body.

- Did anyone sleep at all?
- Nope.

No.
I don't know what sleep is.

I feel a lot better than I did

at the beginning
of this process.

I have really did what I need
to do with this look.

Like, she has now arrived.

So did you keep the facial hair

because you're doing, like,
a leather look?

Oh, I forgot to shave.

Oh, no.

Who thinks they have a good
standing to be in the top?

I like my outfit.

I think I'm very excited
for mine.

You're excited for yours?

Yeah, 'cause
I'm a party-monster piñata

eleganza extravaganza club kid.

Cha-cha Brown.

I'm everything, bitch.

Well, I know what I am--
confused.

Mystique,
how do you feel today?

I feel great.

I feel accomplished.

I know Mystique
really, really well.

And our season 2 sisterhood
is very strong.

I want to have
a quick little chat with you.

Last week, she was critiqued
by the judges

as being kind of shy
and in the back.

The performance seemed
a little subdued.

I seen the fire under
Mystique's ass on season 2.

So this week I want Mystique
to bring Mystique.

I feel like
I just want to tell you--

this week give me
the Mystique that I know.

Oh, yeah.

So, when you hit
that runway today, bitch,

I want the fucking crazy-ass--

The high energy
and all that stuff.

Yeah.
- Sell the garment.

Morgan has given me friendly
advice, which is sweet.

A sisterhood is
all about uplifting

and helping each other.

We might argue.

That's okay,
because sisters fight.

And I know
Morgan gots my back.

♪ I'm gonna make it ♪

Tell me
your friends are crazy

without telling me
your friends are crazy.

I'm a bad bitch
with a bang.

Ha!

Finally, I get to do
a design challenge

that is very, like, me.

I think the judges
are going to be very intrigued.

- You got kitsch bar, right?
- I got kitsch bar.

Which is right up your alley.

And it's, like, inspired
by Hamburger Mary's, right?

And, you know, I've worked

for Hamburger Mary's
for about 20 years.

What about Hamburger Mary's
was always so special to you?

I love Hamburger Mary's.

I've been a part of that show
since my first days in drag.

I've worked there forever.

Like, we used
to, like, get ready

on a pool table
back in the day.

- Damn.
- Whoa.

- Yeah.
- That's cool.

You remember
the first performance

and the first time
you did drag.

Like, you remember the club.
- Oh, yeah.

I used to do boy shows
at first, though.

- Shut the fuck up.
- What?

And I named myself Fabio
because of the man

on the front of the books--
the very handsome guy.

Fabio, with the hair.

But I couldn't
really express myself.

And I started entertaining
so that I could express myself.

That's why it's important to
have queer spaces to do that.

You just have to take care of
the queer bars, especially now.

The hatred is
very, very deep.

- Yeah.
- I'll tell you this, though.

You never forget
where you come from.

I'm a full believer in that.

The world doesn't revolve
around nightlife, obviously.

But I think in a lot of ways,
queer people in any space

can feel a bit targeted
or a bit ostracized.

And a queer bar is one
of the only places you can go

and you just feel safe.

I started actually performing
at this little club

called Azúcar.

It was hosted
by this gorgeous queen

named Morphine Love Dion.

And I was like,
oh, bitch, she is sickening.

- Thank you.
- Not sickening enough

to give a point to,
but sickening nonetheless.

- Ooh!
- Exactly.

Wake it up.
Wake it up, Auntie Morgan.

Wake it the fuck up.

She didn't say a word to me
in the dressing room.

- Ah.
- She didn't say a word to me.

- That is not fucking true.
- Bitch, that is the truth.

So you not giving me
a point is basically

because I didn't talk to you
that one time?

Sister--

No, no, you don't have to do
anything you don't want to.

If Mystique is next to me
being super sweet,

helping me last week,
and I have my Miami sister

throwing shade
from the distance--

What was I throwing shade at?

I would never
throw shade at you.

I've never said anything
negative about you ever,

not once.

- Now, sister...
- Today.

No, I would love to do it.
But--

No, no, no.
It's okay, sister.

Don't worry about it.

Morphine is using
a little bit of shade

and a little bit of guilt
to get these points, for sure.

And I don't know if that's
going to work in her favor.

I don't know--I go based off
of, like, who helped me a lot,

who, like, was there for me,

and, also, Mystique was being
so sweet.

I'm intrigued
by this whole thing

between Lucky and Mystique,
because...

I think it's bullshit.

Like, if Mystique wasn't
so sweet to me last week,

you know what I mean?

Like, you've been
so, so amazing.

Well, hey.
It's like, whatever.

If the bond between
Mystique and Lucky

was made that quickly, it will
also break that quickly.

I feel like, give your points
to whomever you choose.

It doesn't have to be

this, like, long, drawn-out
story, though.

"She did so much for me.

She gave me a hug.
I walked her dog."

Girl, these true feelings
are coming out.

And I'm not saying
that it's insincere.

But just be like, hey,
I like this bitch this week.

So here's the point.

Yeah, Morphine, she just
didn't like you last week.

A'keria,
you might want to move

because I think she ready
to throw something.

Oh, I don't believe in
accidents, so I throw it back.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

Slay.

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Tournament of All Stars."

In the clerb, we all fam.

It's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, what was
your first gay bar?

It was Tracks
on 19th Street in Chelsea.

And the weirdest smell was
in the air, like pungent.

I was with my house father.

He said, oh, honey,
that's angel dust.

But I'm still here, Ru.
I'm still here.

Style superstar
Carson Kressley,

what was your first gay bar?

Oh, Ru, it was Splash,
also in Chelsea.

And they had all those
half-naked go-go boys

taking showers onstage.

It was good, clean fun.

And the dazzling Kate Hudson.

Welcome, my darling.

Thank you.
I'm so happy to be here.

Kate, what was
your first gay bar?

I was 18 or 19.

And it was Jackie 60.

And I was with my mom.

And she snuck me in,
and it was, like, wonderful.

Wow, I remember Jackie 60.

Now, who's your mom?

We're so happy you're here.
- Oh, I'm so happy to be here.

This week
we challenged our queens

to create high-fashion looks

with materials
inspired by iconic queer bars.

And tonight on the runway,
category is bar-queen couture.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up first, Dawn,
representing the piano bar.

Oh, my gosh.
- Ooh.

Look at the head
on that thing.

Tonight I'm giving you
Mistress Bernadette

of the Big Head Brothel.

I am covered up head to toe

in beautiful red, shiny shit.

She's got a lot of balls for
wearing this, on her elbows.

I was very inspired
by avant-garde,

structured silhouettes.

It gives Dawn, kooky,
with slutty little bitch.

The best little glory hole
in Texas.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

A'keria C. Davenport,
representing the white party.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Your disco needs her.

Am I the drama,
with all of this?

I'm definitely the drama.

The grande dame,

Ms. Galaxy Continental
at space,

at large, bitch.

This child got
a cozy on her ass.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

I have my 12-inch ponytail

with a blunt cut
coming out the back.

Oh, but that's not it.

Bitch, each bottom
is triangles.

Get into it.

And when you wear this,
you don't ever

have to Swiffer your floor.

- No, never do.
- It's built-in.

Yeah.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Mystique Summers, representing
the country-western bar.

Howdy.

I'm giving y'all
rich oil-field worker's wife

that's on her way to cash
that alimony check

in her nice leather overcoat

with a little matching fringe,

blue-jean skirt, with a little
bit of silver-dollar stones.

She owns 51%
of this steak house.

My hair is jacked up
to Jesus.

Chandelier earrings
with a big old purse

with nothing but bills in it.

This is not
her first gay rodeo.

No.

Morgan McMichaels,
representing leather bar.

Oh.
- Oh.

Morgan, may I sleep
with danger?

I am feeling my full
leather-bar madame fantasy

in my black vinyl,

with my flowers
and my corset and the studs.

And, of course, the leaves
in the back on my train.

It's Reba McEntire
for Frederick's of Hollywood.

I'm giving nature,
nurture, leather,

hard-core, soft-core.

I'm giving
fucking runway porn, bitch.

Her safe word is "Armor All."

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Morphine, representing
the tropical bar.

Cha-cha, bitch.

I am a Tropicana goddessa.

I have these two gigantic
palm leaves in my hair

to really give
that tropical vibe.

Let's have a tiki.

A tiki?

The bell bottoms are hitting
the floor perfectly.

The hint of pearls
are delicious.

My sleeves are
the perfect length.

And I look and feel like
I'm in Ibiza or something--

or the Caribbean.

I don't know anything
about geography, but I'm there.

- She likes to suck nuts.
- Okay.

- My goodness.
- Coconuts.

Lucky Starzzz,
representing the kitschy bar.

She got me
gagged and glazed.

I am
the party monster, honey.

I have a very unconventional
silhouette.

I have all the colors
in the world.

I have all this tinsel on me.

I made a mighty cone bra.

And my Latinas know
what that means.

I got a big-ass doughnut
on my body.

That doughnut's going to go
straight to her hips.

This doughnut has
that pink frosting.

Mmm, delicioso.

Well, I think my angel dust
just kicked in.

There you go.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Welcome, queens.

Tonight
"Tournament of All Star" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week.

Each will receive two points.

Then the top two will lip-sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 and 1 extra point.

Remember, at the end
of this 3-episode bracket,

the top 2 queens
with the most points

will continue on
to the semifinals.

Now, it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Dawn,
with piano-bar materials.

Dawn, this is exquisite.

Not sure what it is.

It's a really,
really gorgeous dick.

And we love a gorgeous dick,
and your little balls, too.

The color is so beautiful.

You're like a flower
from "Alice in Wonderland."

You said, I'm going
to do Victorian piano

shawl realness...

- Exactly.
- As so many have done before.

And the only tiny, tiny
little tweak I would say

is that it could use
some breathing room

somewhere around the neck.

But this is really
incredibly good.

It reminds me of something
that Joella wore...

Just recently.

How dare you?

A'keria C. Davenport,

with the white-party materials.

We just got word that Cher
has put a hit out on you.

The silhouette,
to me, is incredible.

The suspended chap skirt--

I just think this is
beautiful drag storytelling.

The way that you use
the sequin pieces

in the front
to go over the skirt--

oh, my God,
A'keria, it's brilliant.

The hair choice, it's so drag.
It's so regal.

Even the way
some of the appliqués--

whether you wanted them
to go that way or not,

the way they're falling down
versus staying flat--

Each piece is
cut individually

and hot-glued on top so that
it could give that effect

of it peeling over.

Oh, my God.
It's absolutely outrageous.

And I love every bit of it.
- Thank you.

Up next, Mystique Summers,

with the country-western-bar
materials.

I love
a little western flair.

I love a stoned fringe.

It gives you
that great movement.

This is more campy fun
probably

than it is, like, eleganza.

And you are, you know,
in very, very deep water

with some of these, you know,
seamstresses here.

Correct.

So I understand
that maybe it's not going to be

as couture-looking.

This whole look--
I'm completely proud of it

for my first actual--

from start to finish,
with a little guidance

from A'keria saying,
hey, do it this way,

and I'm like,
okay, baby, I got it.

I think it's so much better
than last week.

And what I love most is,
you felt really sassy,

and I love that.

I wish the cape was open
a little bit more

so it didn't crowd you
so much in here,

versus looking
more like a blanket

that's laying on your shoulder,
so you want to think of that.

I love the purse.

I love that cowboy hat on that.
It's so fun.

Actually, I think the purse
pulls it all together.

And it looks really gorgeous.

All right, thank you.
- No, thank you.

Up next, Morgan McMichaels,
with leather-bar materials.

When you came out,
the first thing I thought

was that you were like
my mom in "Death Becomes Her."

And I was like,
where's the hole?

Be still, my beating heart.

Can I hear you say
"Madeline Ashton"?

Mad...

both: Hell.

Mwah, mwah.

I don't know you
to be a sewer.

So the fact that you were able
to put this together

and it looks the way that
it does is quite admirable.

I wouldn't really know that
you weren't a sewer from this.

For me, this looks

like a really
beautifully fashioned bustier.

You've got the cigarette pant
and that kind of duster detail,

which I think is very on-brand
for you.

It just really works, and it's
a pretty silhouette for you.

Thank you.

I also have to say that A'keria
did not only help Mystique,

but she hopped over
to my sewing machine,

and she hopped over
to her sewing machine.

She's the Joann's
of Joann's Fabric.

Up next, Morphine Love Dion,

using materials
from the tropical bar.

This made me so happy.

It's, like, very ABBA,
like, goes

to Woodstock with the tie-dye.
- Yes.

I personally
don't love pearls.

And I feel like
we could have gotten

the same effect without pearls
all over the whole thing.

I love the pearls.

Also, the pearls
are on the coconut.

I mean, it's just so fun.

You know what I say?
The world is your oyster.

So, you know, wear the pearls.
- Yes.

Maybe just don't wear
47,000 of them.

I just think this could use
a little editing

of the netting material
around the neckline

and the one around the hip
and the two little pearl drops

under the bust line.

I think those are
a little distracting,

because I think the silhouette
is actually really well done.

I love this look,
and I love pearls.

Sorry.

I thought it didn't have
enough pearls.

- You didn't have enough?
- Yeah.

I was going to add pearls
to the leaves, to my face.

And I was like,
I'm going to add a lot more.

I thought I needed more.
- Yeah.

Okay, less. okay.

Up next, Lucky Starzzz...
- Hello.

Using materials
from the kitschy bar.

Lucky, are you okay?
You're so understated tonight.

I wanted to be
a little more demure tonight.

There's nobody to better have
this category than you.

I don't know what the fuck
you are, except a piñata

in a doughnut.

What are you?
- A piñata in a doughnut.

Yes.

Fantastic.

Couldn't have said it
better myself.

Okay.

You know what I loved,
is that it is

so creative and imaginative.

And I don't know
how you did that doughnut.

Like, is it, like--
What's on top of the--

This is actually hot glue
that I dripped

all around to make,
like, icing detailing.

Okay.
Cool.

It's "All Stars,"
so we're looking for details.

We're looking
for craftsmanship.

But I love how that fabric
or whatever it is,

the mylar kind of look has
almost a tiger stripe detail.

And you carry that on
through your makeup.

I think that's really,
really cool and clever.

The drapes match the carpet
or whatever they say.

I know you were chosen last
to get your category,

but I think the gods
were in your favor,

because this is meant for you.
- Thank you.

This is meant for you.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges
and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

We are looking for the top two
All Stars of the week.

I loved what Dawn did.

I was just jaw on the ground.

Every aspect of that,
to me, was beautiful--

the color on her,
the way it moved,

her silhouette, her body.

Carson, I know you thought
she was a little bundled up,

but I actually really like
the chest,

just that kind of
little piece open.

It looked like
it was art directed

by some, you know, Hollywood...

- Cecil Beaton or somebody.
- Yes, yes. Brilliant.

I think
what A'keria did so well,

and what really put her
over the top, in my opinion,

is that she took
the materials, white party,

and then she interpreted them
in a way

that told
the white-party story.

Spectacular.

Looked like the closing outfit

at the Radio City Music Hall
Christmas Extravaganza.

Or that Bally's show.

- "Jubilee!"
- "Jubilee!" Yes, it was that.

It's clearly an homage
to the great Bob Mackie.

It was even--
I hate to say this--

even beyond Bob Mackie,
because she took

the cues from that vibe,

but she made it
drag excellence.

I also loved that she's
so wonderful to everybody,

that she's so helpful.

And everyone on the stage
that doesn't sew,

like, she was there for them,
and I loved it.

I actually like that
Lucky Starzzz came out here

as Lucky tonight, you know?
- Mm-hmm.

This is how Lucky does drag.
This is authentic.

I loved it.

It was colorful and fun.

I thought it was
a really good night for Lucky.

This is the kind of drag
Lucky does,

and I'm here for that.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your bar-queen-couture
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Dawn...

A'keria...

Condragulations.

You're the top two All Stars
of the week.

And you each earn 2 points.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

- Good luck, Mary.
- Let's have fun, okay?

Okay.

Dawn, A'keria, this week
you both raised the bar.

But tonight there can only be
one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and a coveted extra point.

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync

for your legacy!

I have still never won
a lip sync.

And I really need this money.

I really want this point.

So let's hit it.

Baby, it's $10K on the line.

You're going to have to sit
this one out, lil mama.

Like, this is for me.

Drop the beat, baby.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Four, tres, two, uno ♪

♪ Fergalicious, definition ♪

♪ Make them boys go loco ♪

♪ They want my treasure ♪

♪ So they get their pleasures
from my photo ♪

♪ You can see me,
you can't squeeze me ♪

♪ I ain't easy,
I ain't sleazy ♪

♪ I got reasons
why I tease 'em ♪

♪ Boys just come and go
like seasons ♪

♪ Fergalicious ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪

♪ And if you were suspicious ♪

♪ All that shit
is fictitious ♪

♪ I blow kisses ♪

♪ That puts them boys
on rock, rock ♪

♪ And they be lining
down the block ♪

♪ Just to watch what I got ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

Oh!

♪ It's hot, hot ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

♪ They want a taste
of what I got ♪

♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪

♪ T-t-t-t-tasty, tasty ♪

♪ Fergalicious, def ♪

♪ Fergalicious def ♪

♪ Def, def, def, def,
def, def, def, def ♪

♪ I'm the F to the E-R-G ♪

♪ The I, the E ♪

♪ And can't no other lady
put it down like me ♪

♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪

♪ It's hot, hot ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

♪ Hold, hold, hold, hold,
hold up ♪

♪ Check it out ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ If you really want me ♪

♪ Honey, get some patience ♪

♪ Maybe then
you'll get a taste ♪

♪ Of my tasty, tasty ♪

♪ I'll be laced with lacy ♪

♪ It's so tasty, tasty ♪

♪ It'll make you crazy ♪

Wha--

- ♪ She delicious
- ♪ So delicious ♪

♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪

♪ And if you were suspicious ♪

♪ All that shit
is fictitious ♪

♪ I blow kisses ♪

♪ That puts them boys
on rock, rock ♪

♪ And they be lining
down the block ♪

♪ Just to watch what I got ♪

♪ Four, tres, two, uno ♪

♪ My body stay vicious ♪

♪ I be up in the gym ♪

♪ Just working on my fitness ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

♪ I, I, I ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

♪ T-t-t-t-tasty, tasty ♪

♪ So delicious ♪

Yeah!

All right, now.

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

A'keria C. Davenport, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.
- Thank you so much.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,

plus an extra point.

Morphine, Morgan, Mystique,
and Lucky Starzzz,

please step
to the front of the stage.

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

The bottom 4 queens
will now receive 1 point each.

But you must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ,

the Most Valuable Queen
of the week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

only the two queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals,

and the other queens
will be eliminated.

At the end of week two,
Dawn and A'keria

are tied with 4 points each.

Morgan McMichaels has 3 points,

and Lucky, Morphine,
and Mystique

have 1 point each.

But anything can still happen.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

all: Amen.
- All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪