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Well, Bundy, looks like I kicked your
ass, once again.
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So you got a little lucky. How was I
supposed to know that fat lady had nine
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grubby kids out in the car, all of whom
you need to choose today?
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Hey, look, it has nothing to do with it.
The fact is, I'm a great salesman, and
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you're not.
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I can sell sand at the beach.
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Sand at the beach? Why don't you go over
to Lake Michigan and bury yourself in
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some?
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That's funny, Al.
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Hey, you remember that gorgeous model
that came in and bought those dozen pair
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of thigh highs for me?
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That duck -up whore who thought I was
retarded?
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That's the one.
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I'm having a dinner date with her
tonight.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I've got a date with a beautiful
redhead. And she's got a meal fit for a
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king ready for me.
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What's for supper, Peg?
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I'm so hungry.
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I haven't had anything to eat for two
days except for a mustard packet.
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I didn't have time to cook.
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But there's a piece of pizza from last
week in the fridge.
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Just cut around the mold.
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You're too good for me.
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Oh, Al.
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I don't understand why we can't go out
for a nice romantic dinner.
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Romantic dinner? Peg, are you serious?
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Romantic dinners cost money.
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Only money, Al.
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Only money? Have you lost your mind?
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.
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After all, I did marry a shoe salesman.
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Well, excuse me for not becoming a brain
surgeon.
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I don't think flunking your GED would
qualify for you to become a brain
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Al. That's okay. I've had it with you.
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I'm going to the bar.
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Oh, not tonight, you're not.
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And why not?
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Because tonight's night you promised to
have that talk with Kelly about the
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birds and the bees.
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Are you kidding me?
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Remember the other night when I cuddled
with you and you screamed and begged for
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me to stop?
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How could I forget?
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You promised if I'd stop you'd do
anything I asked, as long as it didn't
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anything to do with sex.
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And that's when I promised to give the
birds and the bees lecture to Kelly?
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You got it.
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Kelly, come down here.
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Your father wants to speak to you.
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Yeah, what's up? I have to get ready for
my date with Rocky.
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Rocky? What kind of a name is that?
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I think Rocky's a cute name.
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Kelly, just how did your princely date
get the name Rocky?
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I think he got it when he bashed some
guy's head in with a rock.
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Isn't that special?
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Our daughter's got a date with a
caveman.
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Actually, Dad, I heard he got his
nickname when he crashed his motorcycle
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got gravel stuck in his testicles.
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Aw, jeez, bud. Did you have to bring up
testicles right before your mother
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serves dinner?
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Kelly, come here.
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Before you leave, your father has
something to say to you.
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Go ahead, Al.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Before you go on your date with Rocky,
you have to learn about sex.
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In the beginning, there were the birds
and the bees.
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Oh, I know this entire story already.
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In biology class, they taught us never
let a guy come inside of us. Big!
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Did you hear what just came out of your
daughter's mouth?
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I did, and I have to say, I'm a bit
shocked.
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I thought girls learned that sort of
stuff in gym class.
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You're missing the point.
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Well, would you look at that.
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The man with the disappearing paycheck
and shrinking penis has a point.
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Why does a sweet virgin -like daughter
know about orgasms and other disgusting
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things?
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Oh, Al, the only disgusting thing about
orgasms is I don't have them anymore,
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and you have yours in the garage.
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Ew!
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It's okay, Dad.
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I already know about sex.
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I spied on Bud one night.
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And I saw him coming.
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In a paper towel.
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Bounty, the quicker picker -upper.
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Oh, hi, Marcy.
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Peg, I don't see the pizza.
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Do we have any leftovers?
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I fed them to the dog.
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So what's new, Marcy?
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I had to get out of that house. That man
is driving me crazy.
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What man would that be?
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Al, she's talking about Steve.
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You call that a man?
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Just because he doesn't walk around the
house all day farting and drinking beer
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doesn't mean he's not a man.
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Wow, I've never been around a man who
doesn't fart all day long.
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That must be heaven.
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Oh, you should try it someday.
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I mean, when you and Al split up.
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I remember when Al and I were newlyweds,
just like you and Steve.
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Life was grand.
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Grand?
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I've never held a fart in for so long. I
thought my ass was going to explode.
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Oh, that's real sweet, Al.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes when I'm with Steve, he makes
me really angry, and I want that
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divorce. But coming over here and seeing
Al makes me realize I could have done a
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lot worse.
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Glad we could help, Marcy.
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You know, maybe I should go home. Pour a
bubble bath.
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Light some candles.
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Take a romantic bath with him.
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I thought you said you loved him.
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Al, that's what young people do. They
get romantic.
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That's right, Al. You should try it
before you die.
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What's the point?
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Well, maybe you could rekindle some of
the magic in your relationship.
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No way. The only magic in our
relationship is when Al cooks some Jiffy
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popcorn.
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Kelly, what are you doing?
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I'm not done with my birds and the bees
story.
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I'll be down in a minute, Daddy.
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I'm just getting something ready for my
date.
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a call tonight.
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party tomorrow night.
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Bye.
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Did I ever tell you how much I hate
Steve and Marcy?
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Hey, Al, what's bothering you?
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Besides not having any dinner?
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It's that new salesman at the store,
Bart.
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He's really pissing me off.
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Why? What's he doing?
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Well, first of all, he thinks he's God's
gift to women.
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And he keeps stealing my customers.
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And he keeps insulting me and putting me
down.
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You shouldn't be doing that. That's my
job.
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Well, I'm glad you find it amusing.
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But before I die of starvation, I'd like
to know that my unemployed wife and my
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underachieving kids still care about
dear old dad.
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Oh, Al, your kids still care about you.
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Especially on Fridays when you get paid.
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I need to figure out a way to get even
with this guy.
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I don't know, Al.
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when you tried to get even with that
priest who stole your parking space?
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Peg, if I knew the father was gay, I
never would have told him to go get
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I felt so sorry for those poor Cub
Scouts after he blessed me in uniform.
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They were so traumatized, they never
even made it to the Boy Scout.
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No, but that priest did turn them all
into wee blows.
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Oh, Al, just try to put Bart out of your
mind.
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I'm telling you, Peg.
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If he messes with me one more time, he's
going to feel the wrath of Al Bundy.
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Oh, Al, you better stop. You're going to
work yourself into a frenzy.
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How many pairs of shoes, Mr. Gordon?
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What? You want to ask me out on a date?
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Have public sex with me?
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We'll see you tonight.
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Face it, Bundy. You suck.
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I'm great.
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I don't suck.
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I'm just in a slump.
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Better than you in every possible way.
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No, you're not.
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to the whole shoe profession.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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I'm not a disgrace.
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Al, Al, wake up. You're having a
nightmare.
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you dream about something quiet?
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Oh, Peg, it was terrible.
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He was in my dream.
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Who was in your dream?
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That douchebag from the shoe store.
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You woke me up for that.
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Peg, it was terrible.
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Well, next time, Al, could you please
dream about Sylvester Stallone or Wayne
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Young?
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I'm going downstairs to get a glass of
milk.
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hell is this?
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Oh, hi, Daddy.
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This is Rocky.
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The guy with the rocks in his testicles?
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Daddy.
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Pumpkin, it's 3 a .m., and if Rocky
isn't out of here in 10 seconds, I'm
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to use my needle -nose pliers and pull
each piece of gravel out of his balls.
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Call me tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Pumpkin, I... How many times do I have
to tell you not to bring stray bikers
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back to the house?
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I'm sorry, Daddy.
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It won't happen again.
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Tonight.
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Well,
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that's better.
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Now, tomorrow night, I'll be at the bar
drowning my sorrows.
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Don't be surprised if you see a strange
man in the house.
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A strange man?
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Your mother's throwing a pre -divorce
party for Marcy.
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She's got a male stripper coming by to
show her what a real man looks like.
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You're not to touch him or let him touch
you. Do you understand?
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I promise.
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Strippers are gross.
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I'll probably just sit in the corner and
look at the pictures in a book.
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Wow, is he gorgeous or what?
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Uh -huh.
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I'd fuck him right here.
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Well, whatever you do, don't let him
come on the furniture.
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Ow, it'd kill me.
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Oh, he can come anywhere he wants.
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Well, if he does, just use a sweater to
wipe it off.
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It's the gas button.
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And I'm having a gas.
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Steve,
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a marriage is for suckers.
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What do you think is going on over
there?
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Well, they're not reading the Bible.
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Ah, Steve, you got nothing to worry
about.
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Marshal, you'll see right through that
stripper's big muscles and extremely
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large penis and come running right back
to your skinny little arms.
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You really think so, Al?
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No, not in a million years.
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Taking him upstairs.
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Suck dick.
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Shoot it all over yourself.
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Filthy.
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Suck cock, Marcy.
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Suck cock.
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Yeah. Give me it. Give me it.
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Yeah.
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My dearie.
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That pussy makes you want to cum,
doesn't it? Yeah, I'm going to cum on
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fucking face.
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Yeah? Oh, that's fucking dirty.
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Yeah.
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hangover should go away.
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Oh, good morning, Al.
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So how was the party last night?
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It was really boring.
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Yeah, Daddy, we didn't do much. We just
sat around and waited for the stripper
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to come.
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Well, did he come?
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Oh, he came on.
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Mom, I think Buck threw up in my
sweater.
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It's all gooey.
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I told you not to feed the dog people
food.
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But let me see that sweater.
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Fat doggy, Buck.
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00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,960
Maybe Marcy will realize the grass isn't
always greener on the other side of the
255
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,960
fence now.
256
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,540
Listen, Peg, the car's out of gas.
257
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,080
Have you seen the $40 in emergency money
we keep?
258
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,560
No, Al. I haven't seen it.
259
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,000
How am I supposed to get to work today?
260
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,700
Bundy! You're late.
261
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:04,520
I had to take five buses and the L to
get here this morning.
262
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,300
So you haven't heard the news.
263
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,520
And what news would that be?
264
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,620
Regional offices put you on probation
for declining sales.
265
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,420
They wouldn't be declining if you didn't
take all my good customers.
266
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Hey, whoa!
267
00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:20,400
Don't blame me for having goals, Bundy.
268
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:24,900
Listen, Bart, I don't want to lose my
job.
269
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,620
I have a miserable family to support.
270
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,340
Maybe you could help me get some of my
sales back.
271
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040
Hmm.
272
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400
It takes a big man to admit that they're
a failure.
273
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,720
Bundy, today is your lucky day.
274
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,460
Not only am I going to help you save
your job, I'm also going to give you two
275
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:50,380
free VIP passes to the Chrome Hair Spa
on Division Street just so you
276
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:52,740
can learn to enjoy the finer things in
life.
277
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,140
What the hell do I need to...
278
00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:56,550
Spa for?
279
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,810
This is no ordinary beauty spa.
280
00:42:00,390 --> 00:42:02,450
Guard those free passes with your life.
281
00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:07,370
Gee, Spart.
282
00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:10,110
Thanks. Um, listen.
283
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,150
I'm meeting that little Asian cutie that
came in and bought a dozen pair of
284
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,150
thigh highs.
285
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:17,750
Can you cover for me today?
286
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,150
All day?
287
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:21,610
Yeah, I guess.
288
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,019
Hi, Dad.
289
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,020
Jesus, son.
290
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,040
Don't stick up on me like that.
291
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:40,980
What you doing?
292
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,940
Well, I'm trying to hide these two VIP
beauty spot passes from your mom.
293
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:49,240
Well, I can hide them if you want.
294
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:50,840
I'll put them in my little safe.
295
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,600
You mean the little piggy with the furry
ears?
296
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,080
Yeah, Dad.
297
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,880
What you gonna do with them?
298
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,720
Well, I'm gonna give one to your mom so
on her birthday she can get pampered and
299
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,720
get her hair done.
300
00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:06,330
And get out of the house so I can watch
the game.
301
00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,750
Well, what are you going to do with the
other one?
302
00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:13,290
Give it to Kelly?
303
00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:15,110
No, son.
304
00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:16,390
I'm going to use it.
305
00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:27,390
Sorry, Dad.
306
00:43:27,610 --> 00:43:28,970
I deserve this more than you.
307
00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:31,530
Hi, welcome to prom.
308
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,350
Okay, come with me.
309
00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:46,190
Let's get started.
310
00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:48,230
Wow.
311
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:49,890
You're really beautiful.
312
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:51,630
Thanks. I really think so.
313
00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:56,150
Yeah. In fact, all of you are beautiful.
314
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:17,480
Is this real or fantasy?
315
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,940
It's whatever you want it to be baby.
316
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,960
Hmm.
317
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,990
This is the best salon ever.
318
01:02:18,510 --> 01:02:19,510
Oh my god.
319
01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:21,010
Oh my god.
320
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:22,910
Oh my god.
321
01:02:23,230 --> 01:02:24,850
Oh my god.
322
01:02:25,870 --> 01:02:26,870
Oh my god.
323
01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:28,610
Oh my god.
324
01:02:29,410 --> 01:02:30,670
Oh my god.
325
01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:10,490
I want to show you one of my secrets on
how to make money.
326
01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:15,030
Girls like it when you sneak a peek up
their skirts while they're trying on
327
01:03:15,030 --> 01:03:16,230
shoes. Really?
328
01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:17,690
They like that?
329
01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:20,430
Yeah. Get some men to move the body.
330
01:03:21,330 --> 01:03:22,790
Now here's what you gotta do. Come here.
331
01:03:31,550 --> 01:03:32,550
Yeah, Al.
332
01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:34,150
She's a beautiful girl.
333
01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:36,510
Now...
334
01:03:36,819 --> 01:03:37,819
Take these shoes.
335
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:40,980
Go over there and do what I told you to.
336
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,260
You'll be deep in that pussy in no time.
337
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,640
Ma 'am, I think you'll really like
these.
338
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:56,380
Oh, they're lovely.
339
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:58,140
Let me go ahead and put them on for you.
340
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,420
I think she has a dick.
341
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:40,660
No.
342
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,500
There's no way.
343
01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:44,900
Check again.
344
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,620
Should we try this one on too, miss?
345
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:53,820
Sure.
346
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:22,780
I'm gonna go throw up.
347
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:34,740
Oh,
348
01:05:34,740 --> 01:05:42,340
man,
349
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,500
she's beautiful.
350
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:45,820
Do you think it's a girl?
351
01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:48,780
Okay, Al.
352
01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:50,180
Calm down.
353
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,660
Let me show you how to do this.
354
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,460
I need you to go lock the door, make
sure no customers get in.
355
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:59,580
If you report this to the boss, I'm just
going tonight.
356
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:12,340
Hello.
357
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,040
Hi. How are you?
358
01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:17,379
Good, how are you?
359
01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:20,300
All right. I think this would look good
on you. Really?
360
01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:24,260
Would you like a mint?
361
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,880
Yes, I would love one. Thank you.
362
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:28,600
There you go.
363
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,200
Just for you.
364
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:34,960
Wow, this is a good mint.
365
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,680
You don't say.
366
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,060
Because I'm so wet.
367
01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:21,930
Bundy, ease your heart out.
368
01:20:25,010 --> 01:20:26,690
I think I'll take 20 pairs.
369
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:35,450
You mean to tell me he had sex with her
right there in the store?
370
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,010
It was amazing.
371
01:20:37,930 --> 01:20:39,190
He could get fired.
372
01:20:40,690 --> 01:20:42,130
I mean, it was awful.
373
01:20:42,790 --> 01:20:44,470
You really think he could get fired?
374
01:20:44,770 --> 01:20:46,990
Oh, total grounds for dismissal.
375
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,860
And you say he slips each of the girls a
mint?
376
01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,960
Maybe it's an aphrodisiac.
377
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:58,100
I have some right here. He left a packet
by the cash register, and I stole some.
378
01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:03,400
Oh, Al, let's try one.
379
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,340
I don't know.
380
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,600
Oh, come on, Al, be a man.
381
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:12,300
Plus, if you want to get him fired, we
need to find out if he's slipping the
382
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:13,259
girls a Mickey.
383
01:21:13,260 --> 01:21:14,260
A Mickey?
384
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:15,880
Just think.
385
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,380
You could be number one again.
386
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,640
And all's we have to do is get him
fired.
387
01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:24,940
Now try the mint.
388
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,560
It's a suppository, Peg.
389
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:31,600
Are you kidding, Al?
390
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:33,240
Yes.
391
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,120
Be gentle.
392
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:39,260
Maybe.
393
01:21:51,850 --> 01:21:52,850
I just wanna suck.
394
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,420
Thank you, boss.
395
01:39:11,690 --> 01:39:15,150
We heard about Marcy's party. You're way
past the birds and the bees.
396
01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:21,510
You know, Poki, Daddy needs your help at
the store.
397
01:39:22,050 --> 01:39:25,110
But Daddy, I don't want to get a job.
398
01:39:26,330 --> 01:39:29,310
We've already clearly established that
you'll be following in your mother's
399
01:39:29,310 --> 01:39:30,310
footsteps.
400
01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:31,670
But this is different.
401
01:39:32,290 --> 01:39:35,350
Your father needs you to help him
blackmail his co -worker at the store.
402
01:39:43,730 --> 01:39:44,730
Here's how it'll work.
403
01:39:45,010 --> 01:39:46,950
You see, first it didn't take long to
work.
404
01:40:13,610 --> 01:40:16,410
Hey, Bundy, take a look at that whore.
405
01:40:17,710 --> 01:40:19,710
I'd love to shove my dick down her
throat.
406
01:40:21,430 --> 01:40:24,610
You know, blondes are the easiest to
nail.
407
01:40:25,650 --> 01:40:27,170
Most of them are total sluts.
408
01:40:27,930 --> 01:40:30,910
This one looks like a real ho's ass.
409
01:40:32,390 --> 01:40:33,390
Do me a favor.
410
01:40:33,850 --> 01:40:35,010
Lock the door, would you?
411
01:40:35,490 --> 01:40:36,490
I'll be right back.
412
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:53,620
I'm looking for something pretty.
413
01:40:54,460 --> 01:40:57,020
Well, I have a few pair for you to try
on.
414
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:01,320
Check your shoe size.
415
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:07,720
Would you look at that?
416
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:14,820
Not a size nine.
417
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,580
Would you like a mint?
418
01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:20,700
Yes, I'd love one.
419
01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:28,750
Wow.
420
01:41:29,510 --> 01:41:31,570
That was the best mint I ever had.
421
01:41:32,110 --> 01:41:33,110
Don't sweat.
422
01:41:39,350 --> 01:41:42,430
Wow, that feels really good.
423
01:41:49,690 --> 01:41:50,690
Hey.
424
01:41:52,330 --> 01:41:54,210
God, you're really sexy.
425
01:41:57,100 --> 01:42:02,520
Why don't you take off your clothes and
let's make love right here in the middle
426
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,520
of the pool.
427
01:42:03,620 --> 01:42:05,140
You are a wild one.
428
01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:06,540
Oh, you bet I am.
429
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:09,200
I love having sex in public places.
430
01:42:11,580 --> 01:42:14,060
This is exciting.
431
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:16,320
Yes.
432
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,480
Yes. Eat your heart out, Bundy.
433
01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:20,780
Yeah.
434
01:42:26,090 --> 01:42:27,090
Gotcha, asshole.
435
01:42:27,270 --> 01:42:28,970
Enjoy the last day on the job.
436
01:42:29,250 --> 01:42:30,750
What are you doing, Bundy?
437
01:42:33,550 --> 01:42:34,550
Oh, girl.
438
01:42:35,210 --> 01:42:36,810
Who needs this job, anyway?
439
01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:40,350
So, uh, sweetie, wanna have dinner with
me tonight?
440
01:42:40,690 --> 01:42:42,970
Sure. My number is...
441
01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:12,360
Al Bundy's back.
442
01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:18,320
Now you can go back to watching General
Hospital with your mom.
443
01:43:18,940 --> 01:43:22,080
Oh, Mom won't be home for hours. She
went shopping with Marcy.
444
01:43:22,820 --> 01:43:26,720
Oh, well, here's 50 cents for the bus.
445
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:32,360
Don't worry, Daddy. I don't need any
money.
446
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,240
I found my own ride home.
447
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:35,560
Oh, that was rocky.
448
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:39,160
No, I met this really nice guy. He's new
in town.
449
01:43:41,420 --> 01:43:44,860
Just be careful, Pumpkin. I heard on the
news that five people escaped from
450
01:43:44,860 --> 01:43:45,860
prison this morning.
451
01:43:45,980 --> 01:43:46,679
Oh, really?
452
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:48,420
Well, don't worry, Daddy. I'll be fine.
453
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:59,260
What a coincidence.
454
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:03,620
You wearing that orange jumpsuit.
455
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:06,920
And the news today about five escaped
convicts.
456
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:10,560
Yeah, I just like this outfit.
457
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:13,360
Yeah, orange really works for you.
458
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:17,980
Where are your parents?
459
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,540
Oh, they won't be home for hours.
460
01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:23,120
Hey, do you want to fool around?
461
01:44:24,100 --> 01:44:26,760
Here? Or in the backseat of our car?
462
01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:29,680
Right here. It's fine.
463
01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:33,020
Okay, but we have to hurry before my
brother Bud comes home.
464
01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:37,800
Hey! I see you brought your handcuffs.
Way kinky.
465
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:15,100
Really?
466
01:46:59,050 --> 01:47:00,050
Thank you.
467
01:49:04,490 --> 01:49:05,490
Wow.
468
01:49:08,970 --> 01:49:10,390
Damn it.
469
01:49:10,970 --> 01:49:12,470
Oh, yes.
470
01:49:15,330 --> 01:49:17,430
Oh, yes.
471
01:49:18,910 --> 01:49:21,530
Bad bunny.
472
01:49:47,790 --> 01:49:49,850
Oh, yes.
473
01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:26,920
Yeah, yeah
474
01:51:10,570 --> 01:51:11,570
Oh.
475
01:51:43,970 --> 01:51:46,310
Oh yeah.
476
01:52:13,030 --> 01:52:14,430
Yeah.
477
02:05:49,130 --> 02:05:50,690
We better hurry up and get dressed.
478
02:05:59,430 --> 02:06:01,690
So, Cal decided to do it indoors this
time, huh?
479
02:06:10,310 --> 02:06:11,310
Who's this?
480
02:06:21,610 --> 02:06:24,630
about it. Were you nervous flirting in
front of your father at the store?
481
02:06:25,070 --> 02:06:26,850
Well, yeah, I guess so.
482
02:06:27,130 --> 02:06:31,670
But I just tried to block Daddy out of
my mind like I normally do.
483
02:06:32,870 --> 02:06:33,870
Who's this?
484
02:06:34,870 --> 02:06:36,010
You're so daring.
485
02:06:36,530 --> 02:06:39,270
I'm sure she just imagined being in the
backseat of someone's car.
486
02:06:40,670 --> 02:06:41,970
This. Who is this?
487
02:06:42,690 --> 02:06:45,770
Kelly, aren't you going to introduce us
to your little friend? Oh!
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