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Last time on Celebrity Escape.

We can't start yet, we haven't got Abby.

The comedians made the mechanic's workshop look easy.

I'm feeling really confident. You guys!

Abby was locked in a boot. Oh my god! Your mission is simple. Rescue her.

And then start the car.

And then Chris got the boot.

Elimination could have been a walk in the park. We've all deliberately made it

harder for ourselves.

All thanks to one very ill -advised can of tuna. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, and one Frank Woodley. Chris, Frank has made his decision.

Take your horrible tuna -ridden hand and leave my toy.

Here are your celebrities.

I've chosen my favourite too.

This is Celebrity Escape.

I think we just have to push on each other at the same time.

And go at the same time. We'll go three, two, one, go.

Okay, ready?

Yeah. I'm so sorry.

Josh is having an experience.

He's having a moment.

We're stuck in this eternal voyage. We've been in the voyage for so long, I

losing my mind.

Hi, Chris. Hi, Ro.

Congratulations on making it as far as you did in the show. How are you feeling

right now? I'm feeling honestly amazing.

Basically, I have a fear of missing out. So now that there's a party in here and

a party out there, I don't care where I am. Oh, yeah, by the way, have you met

Frank? Frank, lovely to meet you. Have we worked before? I think I might have

betrayed you. Oh, yeah?

Wonderful. Now, you do get to somewhat level up now that you are here in the

control room, and that is taking over control of the panic button.

We still get a little bit of fun in this game, and I'll tell you what.

This boy is petty, and he's ready to have his revenge.

The simple question is, Chris, do you choose to use the panic button for good

bad? That is such a good question. Well, I've got some friends in there, you

know, who I feel like there's some trust that I would imbue this Bluetooth

button with good powers.

Look, to be completely transparent, I have formed alliances. I am in an

with Abbey House.

Hey everyone, who am I?

Okay.

Michael Jackson.

Crucible Elimination is leaving me in a really, really vulnerable position.

I've lost my number one ally, who I'm positive would never vote for me. But if

they're going by the same rules, I now know.

that Chris will hit the panic button.

And I trust my boy. So at the moment, my only hope, I think, of securing a place

in episode four is if I hit the panic button.

We're also playing with the idea that it's already been good.

So would I then bluff or double bluff? That's what I'm thinking.

Can I read him?

You play it for good.

Play it for good.

Very well. A double bluff!

Add this to the next escape room.

Comedians. Yes. Hi. Hello again.

Hi. I hope you're doing well. You smashed the last escape, which means

you begin with a lovely game master's gift.

Five extra minutes added to your clock.

Woo! We won't need it. We did that other one so fast.

You excelled last time, so it'll be interesting to see whether you even need

this time. No, we're pretty good. Getting pretty good. I am feeling very

optimistic. Almost, um, you know someone who reads, like, one Instagram post

about a topic and then suddenly feels like they're an expert on it?

That's how I feel about escape rooms now. I'm like...

Jeepers. An escape room hates to see me coming.

I'm very pleased to announce as well that HR is very excited to let you know

can approach your next room.

Head to the door with the coffee mug.

It's got a mug on it so I'm hoping it's an actual cafe.

Like just a real cafe where I can get a coffee and have a brownie or something

because we've been in the void for a long time.

Comedian. Yes!

It's time to enter the office.

This is the office, a 90s corporate workplace the morning

after the annual Christmas party. Be quiet, my head hurts.

Inside are six puzzles, and they only work if solved in order. First is the

manager's post -it. Match each reminder to the correct report buried in the

usual manager jargon.

Sequence them by date and unlock a cabinet containing a shredder and a pile

torn paper.

Stick the paper back together to reveal a whiteboard eraser.

Wipe the board clean.

Unlock the locker.

Insider ID badges and an invoice pointing to the half -eaten pavlova

top of the filing cabinet.

I couldn't fit any more in. Clean it properly and a phrase appears.

Better safe than sorry. It's not advice. It's a clue.

Find the hidden wall safe. Open it to access the HR suggestions box.

You're not done yet.

Match font.

Order complaints.

Extract spreadsheets. Sell codes.

Follow them and you'll uncover the final instruction.

Look in the star.

Easy, right? All they have to do now is stop planning around and get to work.

So it's an office and I used to work in an office and I did everything I could

to try and get away from an office and now I'm back. I've gone full circle and

I'm just going to go check my emails.

Comedian, welcome to the office.

Thank you.

I love it.

Look, full disclosure, last night's Christmas party got a little bit out of

hand.

And your boss arrives in exactly 50 minutes.

Okay. Your task is pretty simple.

Clean up the evidence, fix the mess, and restore order before

the boss walks in.

Yeah, you heard me, Celia. Clean up this room.

Don't you look at me like that.

It's been a Christmas party.

There's hijinks all around the place. There's blobs of pavlova. There's the

stray Cheerio.

I'm thinking about having a little nibble.

I'll hold myself together for now.

Now, you might want to start by taking a closer look at the company policy.

Sorry, because your time begins now. All right. Company policy. Do not break the

rules. Okay. Do not pick on Bob from IT.

Okay. Do not doodle on the whiteboard.

Oh!

Okay. That's a lot of doodles. Okay, that's a lot of information.

Okay. Can I finish these? Do not prank co -workers. Do not make a mess.

Do not eat in the office. There's food literally everywhere.

Do not use the manager's computer.

This is head consultant. This is in June.

Do not use the manager's computer without permission.

Do not waste company time or resources, and do not remove these policies from

the manager's desk.

Okay, I might start by looking in Bob's locker. I've never actually been to a

work Christmas party.

I did work in an office for a little bit, but they all thought I was weird.

you believe that?

If this group worked in the office, I think Hayley is HR, I think. The one

that's the most fun. Oh, wait, there's Christmas gifts.

Three, two, one.

Josh.

Josh is quite technical, so I imagine Josh would be IT.

And I can imagine being like, Josh, my computer's broken again. And he'll be

like... And Luke.

It counts.

Where's Bob?

Because if there was an office environment, by the way, the only time

worked in an office was when I worked for my dad.

But if I did work in an office, I would be Bob.

Bob's taken it a bit too far.

Bob's like a bit out of control.

Everyone's like, where's Bob?

We can't rely on Bob.

Don't let Bob touch the whiteboard.

Yeah, and look at his handwriting.

I'm Bob in my soul, but am I Bob in this room?

Oh, the number code.

So they're reading way too much into the erase board at the moment when they

don't know what they're looking at.

If they are at the manager's desk, which the...

Form has told them to go to the manager's desk.

Yeah. They will see there's a bunch of post -it notes on the manager's desk.

They should go back to the rule.

Yeah. Always go back to the rule.

But that sort of led us to the whiteboard, right? So we can ask where

Panic button.

Oh, panic button.

Boom, boom, boom.

It's the panic button.

There's a button.

We just know it's there.

Now, Chris has already decided whether the button will be good or evil, but the

team don't know that.

I'm trying to act really chill, like, I don't mind.

It's a panic button.

But I will press it if no one else will.

9751. Should I try this one with 9751?

9751. Should we try the other one with 9751?

Yeah, 9751. No.

9751 does not work over here.

Does it work on any of the phones? It does not work over here either. Look at

this. 7th Ave.

That says August 4th, 7th Ave. There's numbers everywhere.

There's numbers everywhere.

This is my nightmare. Like, I love escape rooms, but anything with... When

just all data and numbers, I just, like, want you to crush my brain.

Comedians and work colleagues, you're getting close with the post -it notes.

Yeah, okay, okay.

Here,

here, here.

30th May, 20th December.

Seems like my skill set appears to be post -it notes.

20, 30, 4.

I found post -it notes in the mechanic room and I solved the puzzle of the post

-it notes.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

Toolbox meeting for Stephen at 1500.

Luke's going into the wire board.

Yeah. Luke is going inside himself. Yeah.

I mean, no. Is that a calendar? No.

Luke has success with one calendar in one escape room. And now he can't go.

Luke Calendar McGregor. Oh, 12 months McGregor.

My strategy going into this escape room is to try and solve.

At least one bubble, rather than just beholding things.

Has Luke been verbal?

No.

He's looking very confused.

What was the number of the Q3 report?

Frank, is there a possibility of being able to fly under the radar, which I

would say Luke is possibly doing?

He's just pulling your head in and being not considerate. If you don't do

anything, you can't be the guy who opened it in a tuna or broke a broom.

That's true.

It's numbers in a real job, my nightmare.

I'm like, this is not my room. I've never had a real job. I was a waitress.

But there is booze.

I mean, I'm seeing a lot of food around.

First question in my head is, how fresh is this?

Is this edible?

I see a couple of other characters in the room, Josh Thompson, also thinking

same thing.

Josh has decided to do his own thing over by the food.

Hayley's having a snack too now. Everybody's eating. Everyone's allowed

little. Now, in the fictitious world that we have created, or the very real

world of who knows how long this has been sitting there, why is everybody

the food?

I mean, it has been sitting out for a while. And they could be clean.

It's like, line up all the sausages. Oh, God.

Sorry, guys.

May 30, cupcake.

13th of April. Here we go. 1993.

Does that do a thing? Q3 report, 1993.

They have to match the post -its to a document which each have a number which

make a code.

Oh, guys, guys. More? Q3 report?

13th of April, Q3 report.

And August 4th, business expert.

Is this anything?

We're looking for business expert yellow paper.

I keep finding it under mess. I think that's why we've been asked to clean.

Oh, yeah, right.

Now, all these memos are important.

They will tell them what order these need to be placed in, based on the date.

mean, I know the answers, and I'm already confused by it all. There's a

through this one. This is probably the most complicated room. I would love to

see a group fail.

I think it would feel incredible.

I got it! Business Expo!

Business Expo 7th Ave.

So I don't know what this means though, but it's obviously seven.

I've had very few office jobs in my day, but even I know looking busy means just

rifle through a folder, which is exactly what Luke is doing.

I'm a really busy guy, really busy. That guy knows his way through Manila.

We have to put them in order of date, so it'll be April, good for April, May.

You got it?

Here we go. Celia's in there. Yeah, Celia's stepping up this one.

13th of April on the QQ report.

I've got April 1. Do you guys want to look?

I reckon April 13.

I found the poster notes, but I figured it out, and then we found those papers,

and we matched the papers to the poster notes.

April 13.

Final numbers.

Okay, April 13.

Quarterly report. The final numbers are attempted by the 6th. And put them in

date order, and then those pieces of paper had a number on it. That's it. So

number is, the code is 687.

Who? Okay. Someone tried that code? 6, 8, 7, 2. 6, 8, 7,

2.

Who? Make them laugh.

Okay.

They're in.

They're in. Now, in this drawer, shredded, shredded paper.

Oh, that's good.

In your face numbers?

Yeah.

Party planner.

We all know a good Karen.

Josh is looking in the shredder. If he goes down

deep enough, he will find a clue to what they need to do with the dry erase

board. I can see strands of paper that have a blue thing on it, and I think,

here's something I can do.

Here's something I can contribute to the group.

Now they have... Spend time putting a shredded picture back together. What is

that picture of?

An eraser.

We have been told one of the rules of the office, do not doodle on the

whiteboard. What is the whiteboard covered in?

Doodle. So at some point they might work out that maybe they should be taking

off. And one won't erase.

I'm just going to wear Karen's lanyard for a little bit because she's the

manager, but this is her little spot.

Hayley was first of all on the witness float and Karen's lanyard. It's nice to

see comedians kind of cosplaying as people who actually work for a living. I

know, yeah, exactly.

I think Karen's from Australia as well. Okay, nice. Bloody hell, I told you.

We're finding Jeremiah.

And I will be... What is this mess?

Off my desk!

And off my desk. What's your character, Luke? What's your character? Yeah.

Bloody hell. If I buy him, I don't get as much money out of it. Well, that's

actually a nice fit. I see this blazer and I pop it on.

And man, it fits like a glove.

It fits like it was tailor -made for me. And I think, am I Bob or am I Karen?

Right? I've got a lanyard.

I've got the jacket on. I'm starting to feel a bit of power in the room, which

feels really nice on me.

I'm sorry, can we just pause? That's a nice fit. Yeah, that is a nice fit.

That's a nice fit.

Because you know what I love about people who run offices?

They do the least amount of work.

The manager does not much.

And I feel like managers watching are really going to dislike me and be like,

you don't know. And I'm like, well, you do a lot of like, what are you doing?

But the question is, Karen, what are you doing?

Is this something?

Yeah. A sword.

Wait, I'll pass it to you and you do something crack up with it.

Abby handed me a prop and said, do comedy, and I froze.

Like a prop. Don't put that pressure on me. I can't even think of a joke right

now.

Now, Josh, all jokes aside, is onto something here.

How great if he sticks the whole thing together and it's a picture of a red

herring. That would just destroy them.

Oh, my God.

Now in this room, should they push the button, they will get to control their

own fate by having immunity at the next vote.

I want to press it.

I think I'm taking on the persona of Karen. It's really giving me a bit of

Do you want me to press it? I'm going to think about it. I see the panic button

in the cupboard and my initial reaction was to do that like a brat and not talk

to the room and be like, hey, here's the panic button.

Does anyone want to press it? Do you want to press it? No, you guys can press

it. Do you want to press it? Yeah, I want to press it. Okay. Okay.

I don't know why!

Do it, Abby. Do it, Abby.

Fine.

Go.

Come on, Abby, press the button.

Hey, everyone, I'm going to press the button. Do it, Abby, come on.

Can you hear my boy Chris's voice?

and I trust my boy. This is the most secure I'm going to be at pushing the

button because that's my boy up there. I feel like he's got me.

Okay.

This is our alliance playing out, Abby.

Oh, do you have an alliance?

Oh, yeah.

All right, everyone ready?

Yeah.

She did it. She did it. She

touched it.

Comedian. Yeah.

The panic button has been pressed.

It doesn't do anything now. You'll find out what it means later. Oh, bloody

hell. My heart is racing.

Abby pressed the panic button.

I mean, she didn't seem very panicky at the time. I thought it was a bold move.

I wish I had the courage to do it, but I'm too busy lining up tiny strips of

paper.

Josh is in design. Josh is creating what looks like a blue jelly bean. Yeah.

How are you going, Tomo? I don't know where we're going to... Do you want any

tape? You take your tape? Yeah.

I'm being very methodical. People are coming in and going, let me move that

around for you. It's okay. It's okay. I fixed it. You fixed it.

Okay. I'm about to flip out.

Because it's taking me so long. The bits of paper aren't lying flat. I have to

get some sellotape to hold it down.

It's taking so much time.

It's got like, there's a blue image, right?

Yeah. And it's got letters on. It's very time consuming.

Spinning their wheels a little bit at this point. Yeah. And yet, sure we've

the panic button, but no one has said, hey, Rose.

Yeah. Hey, Chris. Hey, Frank. I think they've forgotten. A little help. Yeah.

think they've forgotten that that's an option.

So, so far, they've completed one of six puzzles and are working on the second.

Their next hurdle they need to overcome is when they realise that, yes, that's

an eraser for a dry erase board, but there isn't one in the room.

Comedian? Yeah?

Do you want a clue?

Not yet, not yet. Not yet?

You've already had half your time.

25 minutes to go.

And I hope it is...

You're wasting your time, you useless man.

Josh, your painstaking work will lead to something.

The painstaking work will lead to something.

Celia is now taking the cupboard apart.

Oh, look, she's the office prankster.

When I got frustrated, I thought I'd just get in the cupboard.

I just thought I'll take myself out of this situation for a bit. I'll just go

into my mind palace, otherwise known as the office cupboard.

And also part of me was just... because I'm a child, was like, I wonder if I can

fit in that.

Blue eraser.

Blue eraser. Whiteboard eraser.

Blue eraser. Blue whiteboard eraser. In here.

Josh has it.

And now there is no eraser. He's going to be looking for an eraser.

It's a whiteboard eraser. Good boy. Good boy. Is there, Phil, is there a blue

eraser in there?

No, thanks. I want it. Okay, good.

Can you get me out?

No, she's seriously going to be... Oh, my God.

OK.

Blue eraser.

Is that what you think it says?

Isn't Celia the person who voted for Abby for hiding in a small space during

last room?

I think that's so cruel. They're not actually being an eraser.

So, the company policies, once again, if this sparks anything.

Do not break the rules.

Do not pick on Bob from IT.

He's not here.

Do not doodle on the whiteboard. Thank you, Abby.

Do not prank co -workers.

Do not make a mess.

Do not eat in the office.

Do not use the manager's computer without permission.

Do not waste company time or resources. Do not remove these policies from the

manager's desk.

I wonder if there's anything in the manager's computer.

No, it's on the whiteboard, Abby.

Yes, shake it a little bit, Abby.

Don't, don't. I'm half looking to help and half just getting the clean done

because that was part of it, right? The clean will help. Celia, I feel the gift

you are looking for is potentially a clue that I could give you. Would you

me to give you all the clues?

Yes. Yes, please.

Ask nicely.

How about this?

Dry erase board?

More like try erase board.

Where is... It says not doodle on it. Can we just use it?

Triptych to the other.

There we go.

We asked for a clue and Ro says wipe everything

off the whiteboard.

Are we doing it? It'll be this. Who?

Who?

Personal!

Which is probably the greatest shame I will ever feel.

Because I literally found the clue after, I'm going to say, three days of

up with the paper.

And I didn't even use it. This is the worst I've done in a room, I think.

8, 1, 2, and then we go 4. 8, 1, 2, 4. Now we're in. Now we're cooking.

That is very satisfying.

Rub off everything from the whiteboard with the whiteboard eraser.

We do appreciate all the time you put into that, Tom.

Definitely worth it.

Guys, it's my first lock. I don't know what I'm doing.

All right, we've got another.

Jake from IT with another code.

And a catering thing.

Jake from IT. Jake from IT. This has got a list of all the food party places

where cocktails from the Pavlova is the most popular. Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova.

Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova.

Pavlova. Pavlova. Pavlova.

Pavlova. Pavlova.

Pavlova.

Pavlova. The word play stuff I love. Better safe than sorry. Got that

away. Anagram. Great. Words.

Words leads to words.

This one here.

Yes.

That's this one.

Yes.

Well, well, well.

Okay. Try this. Tablover code 2110.

2110.

You're not good.

Okay, we've got another one. Samantha, the receptionist. Me, me, me. And we've

got a box.

A money box.

And inside, oh, it says, I owe you, Bob.

And then there's keys.

Bob is a winner.

Might be a key vendor. There's also this suggestion box over here. Yeah, let's

try this out. Yeah.

Bye. Hey!

Suggestions. Suggestion one. Are you,

Bob? After a second cup of punch, Bob photocopied his bum.

The photocopier needs to be sterilised. OK, second, is that two? That's a

number. OK, Bob clung on a little too tightly during the conga line and then

whispered, get a girl, when I was eating my third slice of pep. Then insisted we

all try one. Seriously, fire Bob.

So that's first, second and third.

Bob's allergic to seafood.

No, no, but what is the... First of all, Bob brought tamale boiled eggs for the

party. Now, you can see the font on the form. Yeah.

What that matches is hiding in the room on the lanyards that they have

all placed around their necks.

without really paying attention.

Oh, I am so glad I'm in this room.

The clue's not just fancy dress. Apparently they were placed in those

hidden behind a key for a reason.

Patch, and what's the second one? Second cup of punch.

Photocopy needs to be sterile.

Because I feel like... Oh, punch.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It goes egg, punch, and Pav.

I feel like that... Do we punch the Pav?

I hear the word punch. I hear the word Pavlova. To me, that clue is as clear as

day. Uh -huh. There's going to be a key in the moran, you know? And the only way

I'm not going to be ripping through it, the quickest way to blast through a

pavlova is with a red -hot fist.

Well, I'm bored of me passing the pass.

Yay!

Now we're on a path. We're on a wild path chase. It's not TV until someone

punches a path.

It's not an office party until someone punches a path. Punch another path,

Hayley. I feel like this is not it. I really feel like punching the path was

going to be it.

Now, have you managed to twig yet that after the phenomenal success of The Last

Escape, we decided to make this one a little harder?

Well, it's a shame they voted out the best at the escape room.

Then they'll find a key and once again, Frank, what will they do? Just dive

through the window?

They won't know how to get out that door. Can anyone remember what the order

was? Post -it notes.

The post -it notes led to the thing which led to the eraser, which led to

board, which led to... Josh recapping, this is good.

This was the next line.

With another thing. And a liner.

And she has...

Plus 13 bits. You guys have things on you.

And this is cell 021.

Cell 021.

It seems like a graph or something.

Oh, wait. Cell 021. Is that a spreadsheet?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, Luke is onto something.

Here we go, Luke. This is the final run home, the spreadsheet, which is under

the manager's desk. Computers, I believe.

Comedian, you have 15 minutes.

No, we don't. 15 minutes still quitting time.

I'm glad Luke got a win in there, you know? Yes.

So there is an Excel spreadsheet on the manager's desk. Luke is on the money. If

they follow the column that the lanyards are pointing them to, is the code to

get out of the room. Wow, they are so close.

But also, how hectic is that?

That's deep dive stuff.

I've locked in all of those. Nothing.

Nothing.

How long's that been sitting out for?

We're running out of time.

I know I've been useless.

The only thing I could have done to help everybody, I did, and didn't help

everybody with it.

The Shredder thing should have been the greatest moment of my life.

They should have been carrying me around the office, but instead, all I did was

assemble a picture of my own shame.

And so I do what everybody else does in their car on the way back from work.

How many times do we have to remember the organisation desk, everybody?

Chris and Frank both solved this room 20 minutes ago from in here.

Can you tell me, is it a fruitless task what we're currently looking for, which

was that thing here that looks like a spreadsheet?

You are on the right track, yes.

At this point the clock is ticking they know that they have not long left

Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. Oh, yay.

All right, all right, all right. That's cell 021.

Oh, God.

You're amazing. This is your element, Lou. Come on. This is your Wimbledon.

Don't put the pressure on me.

I used to be a business analyst, and so when I got the spreadsheet, I'm like,

time to shine, and I could not work it out at all.

Zero to one. I don't understand.

D plus six. Is that it? Oh, that's right. Yes. Sorry, I forgot.

D plus six. D plus six. So column D.

Is he working it out right now?

They're holding their lanyards and they're looking at the spreadsheet.

But what they don't know is what order those lanyards are in because remember

those memos with the names? Yes. They didn't line them up yet with the font.

no.

Yeah, they had all those memos that were in the lockbox.

Where are they now?

They've moved on from that. They didn't even solve that yet.

You've got to do these things systematically, guys. They all just

these are all in an order, and then they didn't work out what the order was.

They moved on.

That cream's coming to work on jobs, unfortunately.

That wasn't put there by the prop people.

Is that how, is that how spreadsheets work? Is it Z plus six? Z plus six. Are

you okay? Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

God, that's so hard.

There's a lot of cream, there's a lot of cream. Is that what it means?

I'm picking up, I'm picking up.

Good,

it could be a clue in there.

Rover, we on the right track.

You are on the right track. You may have jumped a step that you were looking at

earlier, and I feel you moved on from it. It's got to be the jokes. It's got

be the jokes. Or is it the font?

14, 13, 15, 18, but I don't know what order they're in. What they are looking

now with those memos, the fonts are different, and those fonts match their

lanyards. That's what they're missing at the moment.

I don't think they've properly looked at the lanyards. No, they haven't looked

at them.

They read out the cell number. Go.

Less than 10 minutes to go. Less than 10 minutes to go. That's barely a smoko

break. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't think they're going to make it.

13, 14. We might need a clue. There's too much. I feel like we might be going

the wrong thing. Can we have a clue?

Yeah. Can we have a clue? A clue, please. Chris and Frank, are you loving

I'm loving my tuna and watching this.

Can we please have a hint?

Here's a clue from Frank.

Just trust yourselves because within yourself is a font of knowledge. Okay,

pavlova or cream because that's what you've got inside yourself.

A font of knowledge.

Font of knowledge. It's water.

It is water.

Oh, God, sorry. Maybe pick up the camera. Pick up the camera. Pick up the

camera. We're losing it. We're losing it.

Comedians. It's possibly a fountain of knowledge.

It's possibly, but it's possibly a font.

Oh!

Lettering changes.

So what does that match to?

Where does that... This has got different fonts. Stamps.

Five minutes.

Five minutes. It's sensational.

Come on.

Come on.

A digital font.

Fonts. Rove is sharpening up his raft.

Here we... Yes.

Our first raft.

So if they just put two and two together, that their ID

badges... Have the exact same fonts as those memos. They'll get them in the

right order.

Hayley's gone to the grass.

When in doubt, look at Colours and Shades.

It's the lanyards, guys. It's on you.

They're all around your neck. Don't you give up.

Don't you give up, Celia.

Celia wants to give up.

Who's is that? Is that Hayley? She's dangling there. They're looking at it

because they can see the paper there.

Three minutes.

Three minutes to go.

Hi, are you Bob?

Where is this Bob character?

Why isn't he here? He's around your neck, Hayley. Do you know what the

font is?

An elephant.

Come on.

It's a piece of roof, Thomas.

I will say that. I'm still cleaning. I'm panicking. All right, we might just

need to clean it. Three minutes. We're not going to do it. It's going to drive

me crazy.

Is it the board? No.

No, no, no.

All right, we're... I know.

There's got to be something in there.

I can't see it. And I'm going to toss this place, my God.

May we have one more clue really fast? Yeah.

One more clue, please. Your clue.

If these ID badges ran a race... Oh, God. Who would come first?

How do you think they'd do? Okay, this one first.

This one's a second.

No, no, okay.

Third, third, second.

021, spell 021.

Okay, so that's the number. We should call, we should ring the phone. Does the

phone ring? Okay, ready? What is it?

021.

One minute left.

One minute left.

Can we type it? Maybe we type it.

F is 13B.

Back to that Excel spreadsheet that Luke had. They were on the money there.

It's not getting there. Okay.

30 seconds.

The panic is setting in. It was sort of unimaginable that we would not get out

of the room. But if I hadn't already pressed the panic button, I'd be hitting

the panic button.

Your time has expired.

We struggled. We struggled in this one.

It didn't feel great.

And so I thought I'd just get in the cupboard again.

Frank, Chris, did they escape the room?

I got out. You're very much still in that office. Still in the office.

Down till the work day is over.

Well, there's only one thing left to do.

It's a punch to the gut that we don't finish.

I have never not finished anything.

I think it's well because we entered with such confidence.

All right. Listen up, team.

You were so close.

So, the ID badges that you had, which were around your neck for almost half a

second. Shut up, Rose!

Had the as you I think you'd work that out in time you had the order of The

memos with fonts that would match with the ID and then Luke you are on it with

the Excel spreadsheet You need to go back to that and then that would lead

to where the key was hiding look at the star on the Christmas tree

So if you found the spreadsheet clues, they would have told you to get to the

top of the Christmas tree to look at the star. And unfortunately, you don't have

crits in there to open a door for you anymore.

It feels pretty stink, I've got to say. Like, this is something that I thought I

was good at.

When Rove said that we had extra time for this one, I was kind of like, won't

need it, mate. Keep your time. But yeah, we needed it and more.

I don't want to say the room sucks, but the room sucks.

Boo.

Cream has made me feel sick.

Come on, Theo, you can't stay in. I want to stay in. You can't stay in. You've

lost it.

We've lost it.

Hey, good job, anyway.

Yay! No,

you don't deserve that hug. Well done.

Listen, numbers suck.

What's the difference between the escape rooms that they get out of and the ones

they don't? Seems to be Chris.

What is Ross going to do to us?

Well, my friend, you didn't make it out of your escape room in time, which means

you shall face my wrath.

Oh, and by the way, we're about to face an elimination.

I love these lights.

Comedians, before we get into elimination, someone got a little frisky

office and pushed the panic button.

We've figured it out, Ro.

I'm hoping it's going to mean immunity for me. That's the dream.

Abby, I can now tell you that the button was set for

good. Yes!

My boy.

Abby, congratulations. You have immunity from elimination. So your badge will

not be on the table, but you still have the power to vote. I'm still here. I'm

still here. I'm still here.

I got you, girl.

With all the fun, nice stuff out of the way, you've done this before. Here's the

short version.

Approach the table.

Choose your badge.

Put it in your pocket. Return to your space in line.

Celia, you're up first.

The last time I did the, I'll be petty and you voted for me, so this one I'm

like, I'll play by the rules and vote on what actually happened in the room.

No way voting for Hayley. That's my gal.

Oh, man.

There's no way I'm voting for Josh again.

And that leaves Celia and Luke.

And Celia voted for me in the last...

Time there was an elimination.

Oh, nice.

I'm pretty clear on who I'm voting for.

So I don't have those nerves of what am I going to do, what am I going to do.

I wanted to take Abby down.

I wanted to vote for her, but I can't because she voted for me twice. So the

only other person who's voted for me is Celia.

Hello.

I'm really nervous about elimination. The smaller group we get, the worse it

feels to vote someone out.

I'm going to have to do something.

Yeah. Okay, done. All right, we did it. Okay.

Everybody has a face in their pocket.

We are locked away.

Abby, as the immune player, would you please reveal your vote first?

My word.

Okay. So, here's the thing.

Prop comedy is an art form that I think is often disparaged.

And I feel like... I set someone up to do some hilarious crack -up prop comedy,

and they didn't shoot their shot.

And so Luke selected you for your disrespect to the art of prop

comedy. That's fair enough.

You gave me a thought I couldn't even do like a Star Wars movie.

Celia. Okay, obviously this was a difficult task for all of us. I think we

did well. I'm all a bit disappointed it was frustrating.

However, I cannot go past something that happened because I am...

Personally opposed to violence in all its forms, even if it is to a pavlova. I

punched a pavlova.

She did punch a pavlova. She did.

A pavlova couldn't fight back. No, I know. It was an innocent object. I

all of it. I'm so sorry.

With great force.

Luke, please reveal your vote.

Okay.

One person punched the pavlova.

You didn't ask if anyone else wanted to punch the pavlova, and it looked like a

lot of fun. And once you punch a pavlova, you can't... The second punch

as the same.

Australians are liars. One might say that Anzacs would be shaking their

And I totally understand.

It's just a real fun, and I've already failed the prop comedy, so... Yeah, no,

it's fine. It was a violence that didn't need to happen.

Hayley, who did you vote for, and why?

Um, okay.

It's getting so hard, isn't it? Yeah.

The moment that made me vote for this person was the

moment that the going got tough and she just locked herself in the cupboard.

Yep. You know, so, you know. We've all got a silly reason, but there's also

something underneath it too, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And that is that they hate each other.

So Josh cannot vote for himself.

He cannot vote for Abby. She is immune.

His only option, if he has already, is to vote for Hayley. Or otherwise, if

Luke or Celia, we are once again tied. Here we go.

Oh, sweet, sweet Josh.

Please reveal your vote.

I don't want to say I'm a spiteful man.

But I'm a spiteful man.

And this person...

Singled me out for elimination and then took another shot and singled me out

again while smiling at me and looking at me in the eye.

So I take full joy in returning the favour to you,

Abbey Hill.

You can't vote for me.

I'm immune.

It'll have to go to the next person, which is Celia, who actually voted for

in the last... I suck at you!

I was just shocked that it was Josh.

I was just such his supporter in the mechanic room

that I just, I was shocked.

Hang on, hang on.

Did you vote for me?

She's acting like she didn't vote for me and I'm like...

Did she vote for me? And then I have a massive panic attack because I don't

if she actually voted for me or not.

And I've just stabbed someone in the heart who I've just gotten to know and

found quite delightful.

Fine. That's cool.

Sorry, is that my heart on the floor? No, it's the bed.

Cool. Yeah, but I stuck up for you first and then it was a tie. Yeah, but then I

think that's what made it.

I stuck up for you first and I'd already voted for Chris. No, that's cool.

That's really, I get it, man. That's really, that makes sense.

Taking it really well.

I think she needs a cover to get back into.

Have a few thoughts and feelings.

Comedian, you have tied your vote yet again.

It seems you cannot be trusted to kick someone off this show. So I'm going to

let Chris and Frank do it. Back.

Soon. All right, Chris, Frank, I mean, I can't trust these clowns to do this

responsibly. It's up to you.

Out of Hayley and Celia, who are you going to eliminate?

Frank, you have made a solo decision before. If you would like to just pass

over to Chris, you may. But at the same time, we have to have one decision, no

split vote. Who do you think should go?

Celia or Hayley?

Oh, my goodness.

Okay. If it was only up to me, I think I would go off the previous elimination

that I went through where Celia didn't vote for me.

But Hayley did. Okay. But then Celia got in the cupboard, you know, and was that

useful? And I feel like when you go into the room with Hayley, there's a feeling

of we're going to solve this room.

Comedians, a decision has been reached.

And I can reveal that the next comedian

leaving the escape team is...

Haley's friend. I told you. I knew it.

It's fair. I voted for both of them to go.

It's fair.

Haley, say your goodbyes. Bye. Keep the plan. No, I'll never punch another pair

the same way again.

And leave my void.

But remember my faith.

You know? Thank you. Remember my faith. Take this as a token of my love. I will.

Bye. Bye.

I accept my fate because...

When it was time for Frank to leave, I voted for Frank to leave.

When it was time for Chris to leave, I voted for Chris to leave. You know?

And just like that, we're down to four.

I guess it's only fair.

I'll never do another one ever again.

And I also think that, yeah,

Chris will probably be missing me and wanting a nice chum up there.

Bye. Bye.

Next time. on Celebrity Escape.

I'm so pleased that you're all here to experience my first raft.

The banquet of regret.

Welcome to Grandma's house.

I think we should do this first.

Oh, yes. Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, look. Oh, my God. That is my nightmare.