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- That must be Ricky right now
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It's scary, but Ricky's actually
starting to get his shit together.
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I guess he didn't drink
last night
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so that he could take his family on
a picnic today and not be hung over
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I'm pretty impressed with him.
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How's it going, Rick?
- What's going on man?
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- Look, can I borrow your propane
stove and ten bucks for smokes?
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- Ten bucks?
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- All right, it's no big deal,
it's just the radiator.
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Shut it down,
let's go, let's go.
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- Christ! Someone want to get me out
of this thing before it explodes?
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- Randy get the fire
extinguisher.
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Better call the fire department
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before Mr. Stupid's car explodes.
- Frig off, Lahey.
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- Did you just call my son
stupid, asshole?
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- This happens all the time, it's no
big deal. It's just a fuckin' radiator
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- Yeah, I called
your son stupid!
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- Break it up! Break it up
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Get off!
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- You son of a...
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- Lucy, I just can't believe
you blame this on me.
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- You're the one
who left it running.
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- Well, I wasn't...
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If you hadn't left the car running,
it wouldn't have over-heated.
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This is all your fault.
Family day is ruined.
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- No, the thing is Lucy, is that when
I had the car runnin' in the driveway
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there was all these things going
on, you were fixin' your hair
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and If I'd known it was going to take
so long I wouldn't have left it runnin'.
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- You're going to turn this
around on me?
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I ruined family day.
It's all Lucy's fault.
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- It's not all your fault,
but ninety percent.
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- This is never going to work.
This is ridiculous.
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- What is that supposed
to mean?
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What is wrong
with this relationship?
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Nothin', that's what.
We have a fuckin' pic -
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I'm sorry about the swearing.
We'll have a picnic tomorrow
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- Ricky, come on, man,
forget about it.
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Let's go down to the trailer
and get drunk. Come on.
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- Dad, I've got to get the car goin'
here. I'll be with you in a minute
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Tell Mommy I'm sorry, all right?
I'm just stressed out
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'cause I didn't get drunk last night.
- I know it's not your fault
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- Yeah, this is like
the seventh time
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Lucy's dumped him since he's gotten
out of jail. I think it's ridiculous.
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You know, Julian probably has
everything to do with it
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'cause she fell for him back
in junior high
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and you never really get over
that kind of shit, you know?
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I'd be worried if they got
back together though.
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- It's my one chance
to show I'm a good guy.
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I didn't even get drunk
last night and now, instead,
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I'm fuckin' stupid again.
- And that's my fault?
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- Well, I'm gonna get drunk
with my dad, so fuck all.
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Hey, Dad, wait up.
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Next message.
- Hey, Julian, it's me.
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If you heard the headline,
Ricky and I are totally over
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You know, maybe it would be
a different story
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if, like, it was
a permanent thing
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and I had a ring on my finger
or somethin'.
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But I don't so,
you know, whatever.
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You should call me 'cause
I'm just sittin' here all alone
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gettin' drunk and, you know,
you can come by if you want.
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I've got lots of rum.
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- I need some advice.
I gotta go see Bubbles.
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- Plato is the smartest man
that ever lived.
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He said it's okay to lie if it truly
benefits the cause of the people.
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Sucker called it the noble lie
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So, you have to lie to Lucy,
Julian,
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otherwise she's never
gonna leave you alone.
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Besides, it's a good lie.
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Ricky and Lucy love each other
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It's not gonna hurt anything
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- I don't feel good lying about
Ricky wanting to marry her,
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but, you know, how else am I
going to get them back together?
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He loves you guys so much.
Do you know that?
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- Why are we talking
about Ricky? You know.
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Why are we talking
about anything?
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You know what I'm saying?
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- 'Cause, Lucy, I wasn't supposed
to tell you this, all right.
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But Ricky told me
that he was going to ask you
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to marry him today at
the picnic. No, I'm serious.
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That's why he's so upset.
I'm serious.
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- Really?
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He's going to ask
me to marry him?
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- You should give him
another chance.
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Come on.
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- You're lying.
- Lucy, I'm...
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- You know how I know you're
lying? Because these guys are here.
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- No, no, no..
- Nice...
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- Lucy, I'm telling you the truth.
- What? What?
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What the hell is this?
- Lucy..
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- No, don't you "Lucy" me.
You come in here
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with your little TV crew just
to add a little bit of drama
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to get rid of me and Trinity
so that you don't have to...
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- Lucy, I'm not lyin'.
- Get your hand off me.
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I'm not lyin'.
- You're not lyin'?
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- No.
- Well, if you're not lying,
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why isn't Ricky in front of me,
on his knee, right now,
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asking me for my hand
in marriage, eh?
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No reason, because it's not true.
I'll believe it when I see it.
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- Now, I just have to convince
Ricky to go through with it.
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That might not be easy.
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- You can't be sittin' in
the middle of the road drinkin'.
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It's against the law.
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- Ricky, shut up!
- This is drunk and disorderly
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- You owe me a twelve-pack
of beer, asshole!
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- Ricky! Would you guys stop it?
Lahey, Lahey...
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- I do not believe how stupid
these guys are.
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Like father, like stupid son.
- Lahey, Lahey get him off the street.
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- We've been trying to get him
off the damn street.
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- Well, get him out of here. Go mow some
lawns or something, you greasy bastard.
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- Mr. Lahey, do you want a smoke? 'Cause
I got one right fuckin' here for ya.
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- Ricky, you've got one joke
in your "resitory."
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- You owe me a beer and you
owe me a beer, you assholes.
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- Don't you have some offs
to fuck there, boys?
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- What?
- Fuck off!
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- Come on Ricky, I've
got to talk to you about
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something important, alright?
- What are ya goin' to talk to me about?
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- I just got to talk to ya
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- I'm sorry, Julian.
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I guess I fucked up again,
didn't I, buddy?
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Seems like I'm always
fuckin' up.
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Hey man, you're not
listening to me, buddy.
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- I'm here. Ricky!
- Seems like I'm always fucking up
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and you're always comin'
to my rescue, man.
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The thing is, we've got this
plutonium-kind of love shit goin'
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and I don't want
to fuck that up, alright?
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- All right.
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- I love you, buddy.
- OK, buddy. Alright.
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- I'm serious, man,
I fuckin' love you, alright.
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Can I have a drink of that
please, buddy?
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- Ricky, do you know
what you got to do?
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- What?
- You got to ask Lucy to marry ya.
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- What are you talkin' about
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I got no money, man.
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Like, I don't know, I'm not
in any rush to marry Lucy.
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What's the big deal?
Why do you give a shit?
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- Alright, I didn't wanna
tell you this OK,
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but because you haven't
married Lucy yet,
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a lot of people are sayin'
you might be gay.
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- Gay? Me?
- Yup.
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- I'm not gay, you idiot.
I love Lucy.
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I know what's goin' on.
I totally got it figured out
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It's just the way
that I act towards you,
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like the way that I act
when I'm around you and stuff.
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That's what's going on here.
- No, Ricky,
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it's because you've been
with Lucy for eight years,
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you have a child together,
you're not married,
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people think that's weird.
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- Man! Maybe I am gay.
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Holy fuck!
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I'm gay.
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- Oh, Ricky is so not gay.
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What, did Cory and Trevor
tell you that?
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Here come fucking
Cory and Trevor now.
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Man those guys are always,
like, gay this,
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and fuckin' gay everything
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I think they're gay.
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- See I think it's kind
of odd for two guys
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to be huggin' in a car parked
on the side of the road.
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You know we're not sayin'
it's gay or anything.
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I don't know what would
make somebody gay,
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if that would make them
gay or not..
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- Ya, I don't know if they're gay.
- It's definitely weird.
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- You don't hug people
all the time.
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I'd hug him if, like,
his mother died or something,
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but their mother didn't die.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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So, I don't know,
it's kinda strange.
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- You're not gay Ricky.
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- I don't know. It seems
like I must be, I guess.
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- Don't... Ricky forget
I even brought that up, OK
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- I'm not going to forget about
it. I think we're both gay.
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- We're not gay.
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Listen, I just heard people talkin'
about you being gay and stuff.
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You know, and I know you better
than anybody else; you're not gay.
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- You don't think?
- No
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We're going to
go to Levi's house,
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you're gonna ask him
for some help getting a job
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and then you're gonna
go over at Lucy's place
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and ask her to marry ya.
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- Well, if I ask Lucy
to marry me, do you think
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it's going to cancel out all
the gay stuff with everybody
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- Totally. Totally.
People do it every day.
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- I hope so.
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- People are talkin' about you,
they're not talkin' about me
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- Well, we're either both gay
or both not gay.
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- How are you doing, Son?
- Good. Give me a hug.
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- Oh, give me some suga'.
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- Hey, how are ya doin'?
Good to see ya.
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- Hey, Dez, good to see ya.
- Hi, Ricky.
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- So, what's up, boys?
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- Ricky. He wants to ask you
a favor, Levi.
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- I know you ain't goin' to ask
me for no dollars, now, boy.
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- No, Levi, I'm not asking you
for money.
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The thing is,
I'm looking for a job here
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I'm tryin' to get
my shit together.
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I want to marry Lucy
and have Trinity,
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but everyone around this stupid
trailer park thinks I'm gay now.
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- What?
- Ricky... Levi, no.
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He was hoping you'd make
a couple calls for him, Levi
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Maybe get him on the city
or somethin' and...
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- If you can.
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- Do you remember
what happened last time?
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- Levi, look I haven't drank and
drive in over two years, alright.
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And I'm sorry about that. If I
could go back in time I would.
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It was one of those things you do
when you're young, you're stupid,
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you know, you have a few
drinks. The next thing you know,
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you're in a vehicle smashing
into things. It was an accident.
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- It was Ricky's first day
on the job
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and he decides to take us in
the dump truck for a joy ride.
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He comes bombing down here
showing off...
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- You know there are certain accidents
where you may be drunk and on drugs,
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but it's going to happen anyway
whether you are or you're not.
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- And then the truck starts to
spin sideways and flip around...
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- Garbage truck. I mean the shocks
are different, a lot more weight...
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- Drags upside down across the ground
here, sparks flying everywhere..
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- The next thing I know,
we're crashing into stuff,
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things are catching on fire.
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- He rocks into Terry's
Monte Carlo
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and the Monte Carlo was
dope too, man. It's so sad
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He just completely flattens it
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- Like I said,
it was no big deal.
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I don't know why I got fired over
it, which really pissed me off
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- That's the first time he
went to jail, after that stunt
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- It was. He was like a hero
for about two seconds.
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- Look, I haven't dranken and
droven in about two years, alright.
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I'm not going to screw up
like that again.
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- OK Now, Ricky. Now, you really want
to get your life turned around, yes
227
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,274
- Yes, that's why I'm here. I
want to get married to Lucy
228
00:11:11,299 --> 00:11:13,934
and you know, me and Trinity and
Lucy can live happily ever after.
229
00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:17,069
I'll get a real job, grow dope.
- Are you going to work hard at that job?
230
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,719
- Ya, I swear to God.
231
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,512
Levi, I would not come here an
ask you this unless I'd changed.
232
00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:24,353
- I'm not an idiot.
- I never said you were an idiot.
233
00:11:24,378 --> 00:11:26,250
- I'm a big fucking man.
- You are.
234
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,788
- And you're trying to come here to ask me to do you a favor
235
00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:31,264
and you're lying to me.
Get out of here. Go on.
236
00:11:31,289 --> 00:11:32,871
- Levi.
- Get out of here.
237
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,794
- You know forget it. I told you
this was a stupid idea, you dick.
238
00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:36,676
- Well, you're being stupid
again Ricky, that's why.
239
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,837
- I just don't know how to express myself sometimes
240
00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,800
when I need to be
properly different.
241
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,392
Fuck!
242
00:11:43,712 --> 00:11:46,222
I got an appointment at 2:30
today with a bank manager.
243
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,234
I want to get a loan.
The thing is,
244
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:50,465
I want to do this by myself.
I don't need other people's help,
245
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,651
especially Julian's.
246
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,617
Why are you - fucking -
with - me?
247
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,841
I want $1,500. I need 1,000
for my dope equipment
248
00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:04,461
and that will leave me 500
to buy Lucy a nice ring.
249
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:07,291
If the fucking car would start
250
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:08,697
You know my life's finally
back together,
251
00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:12,108
so things are good, you know.
I'm in the right direction
252
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:14,929
You little fuckers!
253
00:12:14,979 --> 00:12:17,091
You're lucky I'm busy right now.
254
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,768
Anyway, the car
won't fucking start
255
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,611
so I'm going to see if Julian
will drive me to the fuckin' bank.
256
00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:30,615
- Just one minute.
- I'll just wait over there.
257
00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:34,919
- How's it goin'? I'm here
to see some guy named Mclntyre
258
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,332
- Richard?
- How's it going?
259
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,409
I can smoke in here right?
- No smoking in here sir.
260
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:45,054
- For fuck's sakes. How's it going?
- Good.
261
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,819
- So, when did you get out?
- I'm sorry?
262
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:55,409
- Oh, I'm sorry. I thought...
I know Dez and Levi.
263
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,364
You... weren't you in jail
264
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:00,776
- Ya.
265
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:03,366
- Are they with you?
What's with the camera?
266
00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:05,284
- I'm just doing a little
documentary on my life.
267
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:06,919
- Cool.
268
00:13:06,951 --> 00:13:10,001
- You know, we've looked at all the...
Um, sorry, we're in a meeting here.
269
00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:12,312
- No, come on in, guys. I want you to see how fucked
- Up this is.
270
00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:14,074
I've been in jail,
I paid my debt to society
271
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,873
and I still can't get a loan.
That's pretty fucked.
272
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,696
- Richard, just calm down.
- I'm not calmin' down,
273
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,495
I'm pissed off here.
274
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,122
- Now, uh I really don't think
you should have this attitude.
275
00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:24,443
I think it's just getting
little too tight in here for me.
276
00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:27,743
- It's kind of pissing me off. The
thing is that between me and you,
277
00:13:27,768 --> 00:13:29,105
I'm going to be growing
a bit of dope, alright?
278
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,915
I'm going to have lots of fuckin' money.
I'm not asking you for a house here.
279
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:36,023
- I think you should just leave.
- Fuck this shit. Fuck off
280
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,109
Fuck off. Fuck you.
281
00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:40,957
You fucking asshole! I've been
sexually assaulted here.
282
00:13:40,982 --> 00:13:43,890
The man tried to abuse me at a party.
- No that's not true.
283
00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:45,638
- He abuses men and women
all over the place.
284
00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:49,202
- That's not true.
- Julian! I need some help here.
285
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,062
- God, is he a friend
of yours?
286
00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,599
- Yeah.
287
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,374
Can I still call ya?
288
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,323
Do you have a number or anything?
- Yeah.
289
00:14:03,796 --> 00:14:04,378
- I still can't believe
290
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:06,846
the way those fucking gorilla's
threw me out of that bank, man
291
00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:09,524
You could have backed me up instead
of trying to make a girlfriend.
292
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:13,838
How am I supposed to buy a
fucking wedding ring now, Julian?
293
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:15,219
- Check these guys out.
294
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:17,756
- What the hell are they doin'
295
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,877
They stealin' gas?
296
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:24,472
What's going on, dickweeds?
297
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,840
- What's up, dude?
298
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,191
- Let's go, smokes.
299
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,368
- Here's the deal, boys. I'm going to
borrow your car for a couple of hours.
300
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,349
- Alright.
Are we gettin' your truck?
301
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,853
- You guys are so fuckin'
stupid, did you know that?
302
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,355
- Keys.
303
00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:44,025
- What are you guys
gonna do with my car?
304
00:14:44,298 --> 00:14:45,359
- Knock, knock, boys.
305
00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:47,688
- Who's there?
306
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,638
- Let's go, guys.
307
00:14:50,663 --> 00:14:53,021
I don't mind you guys
followin' us around. Let's go.
308
00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:56,323
So, what the fuck
is going on here?
309
00:14:56,348 --> 00:14:58,043
Why are we in Trevor
and Cory's car?
310
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,301
- Because we're going
to do a B&E.
311
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,653
- A B&E?
- Yes.
312
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:04,268
- That's pretty smart. The last
time we did a B&E I got shot
313
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,825
- Ricky...
- I'm not going back to jail, Julian.
314
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,582
- We're going to get you
a ring today, all right?
315
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,341
- The thing is, when you're shoppin'
for a ring you gotta take your time
316
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:13,898
because, you know, it's
my wife we're talking about.
317
00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:16,441
She's not going to be wearing one of
those cubic "zarcarbian" fucking things.
318
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,934
She's gonna have a nice ring.
- Exactly.
319
00:15:17,979 --> 00:15:20,696
And we know this guy
who has a jewelry store
320
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:22,411
that ripped him off
a few years ago.
321
00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,379
- Ya, he's a fuckin' dick.
I sold him a bunch of weed
322
00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:26,772
and he never ever paid me
for it, so fuck him.
323
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:28,529
- I don't feel bad
for fuckin' him over.
324
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,346
- No, I mean, that's what
insurance companies are for anyways.
325
00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:31,931
It's not a big deal. He's
going to get his money back.
326
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:34,085
OK
327
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,772
Shhh! Shh, shh.
328
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:47,086
Hello. Mr. Peterson from next
door, just checking out your pipes
329
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:50,420
- All clear. Go upstairs,
I'm going to go to the kitchen
330
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,702
- Hurry up!
331
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,416
- What in the fuck...?
332
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:03,047
Julian, I need some
help up here! Aaah! fuck!
333
00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:04,779
- What are you doing?
- Cocksucker came at me man.
334
00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,640
I'll probably get rabies.
Am I bleedin'?
335
00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:08,960
- Yeah, you got a scratch.
Put your gun down, Ricky.
336
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,050
- What were you thinking?
- Did you find a ring?
337
00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:13,396
- Yeah, I found a treasure
chest. Check that out.
338
00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:15,284
- Well, bring it downstairs,
I got a cheese sandwich for ya
339
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,251
- You little dick!
340
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,609
Walk in there and this thing
just jumps at me.
341
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,525
I fucking could
have been killed.
342
00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:27,494
- Now take your time,
Ricky, OK? This is important
343
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,831
Don't worry about the price.
344
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:31,478
- What about this one?
- Let me see.
345
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,123
No, that's not Lucy.
346
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:35,758
- Yeah, I guess you're right
347
00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:37,496
This one's nice.
348
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:43,746
- That looks like somethin
from a bubble-gum machine, Rick.
349
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:46,615
- Well, what do you think?
I'm not very good at this.
350
00:16:46,675 --> 00:16:48,243
I've never done this before.
351
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,785
There we go, that's Lucy
352
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,278
- Oh, man, perfect.
It's beautiful.
353
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,787
What?
354
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,717
- Everybody out.
- Did she just dial 911?
355
00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:59,285
- Come on.
- Come on, guys. Holy fuck
356
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,911
- Ricky! Get in! Quick!
357
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:20,513
Swallow the ring.
Here, take this.
358
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,804
Swallow the ring.
- He's fucking pullin' us over
359
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:25,959
- Ricky, swallow that ring.
- Man! We're fucked, dumb ass.
360
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:27,674
- Get us out of this.
- Just don't fuckin' say a word.
361
00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:29,136
- Get us out of this.
- You do the talkin', man.
362
00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:31,233
I'm not fuckin' going back
to jail, you idiot.
363
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,390
I got a ring stuck
in my throat. Fuck.
364
00:17:33,415 --> 00:17:36,796
- Gentlemen! driver's license
and registration please.
365
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:40,530
- Uh, this isn't our car
and I checked in here and...
366
00:17:40,555 --> 00:17:44,387
- You have no registration, no
nothing? Out of the car, guys.
367
00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:46,651
- For fuck's sakes.
- Out of the car.
368
00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,903
OK, guys.
what's your first name, bud?
369
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,184
- Randy.
- Randy who?
370
00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:56,769
- Randy Lahey.
- Randy Lahey.
371
00:17:56,794 --> 00:18:00,262
- Yup. You look familiar.
I know you from somewhere too.
372
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,597
You know Jim or Jim knows you
or somethin' like that.
373
00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:04,436
- Oh, the whole Jim trick.
374
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,754
Yeah, like everybody knows
someone named Jim, right?
375
00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:09,774
So, when he gets in shit for something
he just throws the name Jim out there
376
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:11,166
and he figures someone
will pick up on it.
377
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,260
Gives him and "eh"?
And then, he's home free.
378
00:18:14,285 --> 00:18:16,469
- ...Jim really well don't ya,
or somethin'. Or Jim knows you
379
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,216
- Jim, my father Jim you mean?
380
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,907
- Oh, he's your father.
Man, I didn't know that.
381
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,302
Yeah, he mentioned he had a son
on the force, that's right
382
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,984
- You know the old man?
- Yeah, him and my dad go way back.
383
00:18:25,058 --> 00:18:28,626
- Small world.
- Yeah, sure is for sure.
384
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,333
Sorry about the trike. We bought
it for my daughter for her birthday.
385
00:18:31,358 --> 00:18:32,972
- Yeah, well, sorry about the
hassle, but I mean, you know,
386
00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:35,655
like I say, I got to check
to make sure you guys
387
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,340
do have paperwork
for this vehicle and all that.
388
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:40,494
- Oh, absolutely, definitely.
- I guess everything's OK here.
389
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,134
I'll just take that tricycle
with me, you guys...
390
00:18:42,159 --> 00:18:43,428
- If you could take that,
that'd be great.
391
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:45,821
- Yeah, you guys can, uh...
you guys can go on your way.
392
00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:47,451
- Great. You don't have
any smokes do ya?
393
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,293
- Smokes? Yeah actually I go
one in my viser there. Want one?
394
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:55,976
There you go, right on.
395
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,833
- OK, nice seeing you.
- OK, guys. Anyways, slow her down.
396
00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:00,593
You guys were going a little
fast back there too eh.
397
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:02,969
So, just slow her down
and be careful, eh?
398
00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:07,065
- You think Lucy's going
to marry me or what?
399
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,108
- Yeah, why?
400
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,288
- What, are you kidding me
401
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:13,385
- Ricky all you can do is ask
and all she can say is yes or no.
402
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,119
She's gonna marry ya.
403
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,303
- All right man, hurry up I've
got to get this ring out of me
404
00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,511
See ya in a bit.
405
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:27,230
- Hey, boy.
406
00:19:27,255 --> 00:19:29,758
- I've got to use the can Dad,
just a sec.
407
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,458
- What's going on with Ricky
408
00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:42,049
Are you all right, Ricky?
409
00:19:42,074 --> 00:19:44,041
- Yup.
410
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,753
- There's some supper here
if you want.
411
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,489
This is the Holy Bible...
- Dad, did you see my pepperoni?
412
00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:55,068
- Ya, and um...
413
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:58,716
it's where Calvin...
and I'm a Calvinist.
414
00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:01,630
I mean, when it comes
to love you see.
415
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,599
See, like Tammy was my love.
416
00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:06,574
See, I was graced by her
and I hope and pray
417
00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:09,082
that Ricky is. I think he is
but, if he's not,
418
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,201
God bless his soul, there's
nothing he can do about it
419
00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:14,669
That's pre-destination.
Some people might think
420
00:20:14,694 --> 00:20:17,648
that that's awfully cruel,
but that's life.
421
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:20,176
- Dad, what in the fuck
are you talkin' about?
422
00:20:20,201 --> 00:20:22,260
- Just give me a second here.
I'm just trying to explain..
423
00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:24,448
I'm tellin' 'em about pre-destination
for Christ's sake.
424
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,476
You know. Pre-destination,
love, grace, Calvin.
425
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:30,702
Come on, man, you know.
- Where's my pepperoni?
426
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,616
Dad, are you sleepin'?
427
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:08,920
I don't know where the fuck
Julian's at,
428
00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,926
but we're going to find him,
I'll tell you that.
429
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,043
He's definitely not home, I
don't see anything going on here.
430
00:21:35,385 --> 00:21:37,387
He's not home.
431
00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:41,083
- Hey, Ricky.
- What's goin' on?
432
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:43,359
- Nothin'.
What are you doin'?
433
00:21:43,599 --> 00:21:44,768
- Just hanging out,
I've been here about an hour
434
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:47,097
What are you doin' here?
435
00:21:47,351 --> 00:21:49,130
- Nothin'.
436
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,978
- You look really good.
- Thanks.
437
00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:54,109
- Do you want to get in?
438
00:21:54,902 --> 00:21:55,703
- Yeah.
439
00:21:56,303 --> 00:21:58,160
Levi called.
- Yeah.
440
00:21:58,185 --> 00:22:02,604
- And, uh... you're the new
garbage guy for the park.
441
00:22:02,629 --> 00:22:03,682
- No fuckin' way.
442
00:22:03,707 --> 00:22:05,421
- Totally, totally.
- I got the job?
443
00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:07,376
- Totally, you totally got it.
It was wicked.
444
00:22:07,401 --> 00:22:09,599
- This day's turnin' out
to be perfect, you know that
445
00:22:09,624 --> 00:22:11,230
- Ya.
- Julian even found a girlfriend,
446
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:14,409
can you believe that?
- Really?
447
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,979
- Ya, some girl named Candi.
She's awesome.
448
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:19,472
- Who is she?
- I don't really know her.
449
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:21,660
Her name's Candi, but
she seems like a great girl.
450
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,870
- Did you meet her?
451
00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:25,549
- You know there's only
one more thing left to do
452
00:22:25,574 --> 00:22:28,203
to make this day complete.
- You met her? Is she like..
453
00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,373
- Lucy, listen to me
for a minute, alright,
454
00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:32,280
I want to ask you somethin'.
- What? Yeah.
455
00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:34,726
- What do you think?
456
00:22:34,751 --> 00:22:36,753
Do you want to get married
or somethin'?
457
00:22:45,343 --> 00:22:46,808
- Do you love me?
458
00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:49,135
- Lucy, I love you so much
459
00:22:50,088 --> 00:22:51,284
So what do you think?
460
00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:53,311
Would you want
to get married to me?
461
00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:57,541
- OK
462
00:22:58,738 --> 00:23:00,737
- We're going to get married?
- Sure.
463
00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:03,031
- Oh, Lucy, come here.
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