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(Christmas in Gifu)
(Kaburaya Detective)

(Christmas in Gifu)
I have eaten too much today...

(12:00 Christmas Party of Class 2 Grade 6)
(Christmas Party: 1. Introduction)

(2. First performance 3. Second performance
4. Playing games 5. Exchanging gifts 6. Closing)

Kusanagi-san! Please accept my glucose!

Take my protein as well!

Me too, me too!!
(People in America eat cookies at Christmas.
They are shaped like stars or snowmen.)

This too.

Um, I'll take them all!

(14:00 Christmas Event for Children)

(Children Christmas)

Sara-sama, I give you my sweets too!!

Me too!!

Um, I'll take them all!

(16:00 Christmas Party at Yasunaga Family)

Sara-sama, welcome to my house!

Please enjoy plenty of Christmas dishes

made with rice from Gifu!

Um, I'll take them all.

(18:00 Christmas Party at Karaoke Cafe "Raiteu")

Sara-chan, feel free to eat today!

I'll take them all...

Actually, I was feeling unwell from the middle...

Don't push yourself too hard.

That's also the duty of a ruler!

Long time no see, Princess-sama!

Livia? What's with that outfit?

You are involved in some
strange businesses again?

I'm not!

I have lived a sincere life since that day!

I brought a Christmas present
to Princess-sama today!

A present?

- Yes!
- You're homeless, aren't you?

Princess-sama, I am no longer homeless!

Did you find a job somewhere?

Yes!

I am a product development for a company

called "World's Branch Hill Clan".

A company called "World's"?

I feel like I heard it somewhere.

Anyway,

I guess you found a place to stay too!

Yes!

Someday, I'll definitely create
a place in this world

where Princess-sama can live a healthy life.

Huh? You don't have to do that.

What do you mean?

I got a family register in this world
as Sosuke's daughter.

I'm also going to school now.

What!?

Sosuke-dono becomes Sara-sama's father!?

S-So that means Sosuke-dono is the Emperor?

- No.
- It's not.

In this world,

I'm starting a new life as Kusanagi Sara.

I'm no longer the 7th Princess, Sara Da Odin.

The same to Livia.

You should live your new life

in the way you like in this world, not as my vassal.

Princess-sama...

There's no need to be sad!

Even when we are not master and servant,

you are still my compatriot from another world,
the only one in this world!

No matter what happens from now on,

I will cherish Princess-sama.

That's all.

Having a loyal servant like you
makes me feel proud.

Thank you for your kind words.

Don't cry as if this is the farewell
between us in this world.

Anyway, Livia.

What exactly is your present?

I forgot to show you!

This is Livia, right?

Yes!

Princess-sama, please let me put this doll

by your side instead of me!

It's too real that it's a little creepy,

but it's made with high quality.

The president of the company
I'm working at made this for me!

And it's movable!

Spider Walk!

Comăneci's Move!

Wow!

Princess-sama, you can also
play by changing clothes.

What's with this lineup?

If you want other kinds of clothes,

I will ask her to make them for you!

I think these are enough.

T-This is...

So erotic.

The details were faithfully reproduced!

So this is Livia.

It's too real that I was a little put off.

The hair looks just like the real thing...

Don't tell me that this hair is like what I thought...

Did you realize it?

It's using my real hair!

What!? S-So...that...this is...

pubic hair?

Of course it's mine!

That's so disgusting!

What are you doing, Princess-sama!?

I don't know what you are doing but what is this!?

I touched it, you stupid!

Looks like I'll be cursed if I leave it at home.

That's rude!

It's time for you to leave with
that special cursed item!

Otherwise, I'll wipe you out right here!!

Please forgive me!!

This doll is the result of the efforts
put by me and Noa-dono!

Grrrr.

I got it.

I'll get going now...

What's with that idiot?

Ah! I realized this.

World's Branch Hill Clan,

the guys came to do door-to-door sales
a while ago. They do fortune telling fraud.

So Livia is now

(Weekly Schedule)
in a dummy circle of a cult?

By the way, she said something
about product development.

They are going to do
door-to-door sales with that?

What is she doing?

Livia-sama,

did you give her the present?

Noa-dono,

please hurry up and complete the song!

The only thing...

The only thing I can put my hope on is the band.

(Kaburaya Detective Agency)

(Kaburaya Detective Agency)
Anyway, winter vacation ends today, right?

Have you finished your homework yet?

(Princess and Aquarium)
Have you finished your homework yet?

(Princess and Aquarium)
I'm having trouble with just one
homework assignment for winter vacation.

What's that?

An essay about memories of winter vacation.

Got it.

You can just write about Hatsumode or being
moved by watching the relay race on TV, right?
[Hatsumode: first shrine or temple visit]

If you have something to say,
please say it honestly.

We are family after all.

Take me somewhere.

Okay!

We are temporarily closed today.

Really!?

Is there somewhere you want to go?

I can't wait to go to the aquarium.

Are you looking forward to it that much?

Um! Sosuke, I want to see a dolphin show!

There's no dolphin show.

What? Speaking of an aquarium,
there must be a dolphin show though...

Well, there are many other
kinds of fish I want to see!

Such as sharks!

There are no sharks as well.

What!? How about killer whales?

No.

Spotted garden eels?

No.

Octopuses?

No.

Penguins!

No.

Tunas!

No.

It doesn't have any kind of fish I said.

Then what's the point of me going there!?

Aqua Totogifu, which I'm going to,

is an aquarium that
specializes in freshwater fish.

Freshwater fish?

Their main area is an area that simulates
Nagara River from its source to its mouth,

(Mount Dainichi→Nagara River→Ise Bay)
Their main area is an area that simulates
Nagara River from its source to its mouth,

(Mount Dainichi→Nagara River→Ise Bay)
there are lots of fish, reptiles and birds
living in Nagara River.

there are lots of fish, reptiles and birds
living in Nagara River.

The exhibition is not limited to
only Nagara River.

There are also Amazon River,
Africa and Southeast Asia.

It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium.

I-I see... Is that so?

Are you starting to look forward to it?

A bit.

Okay, Pira Pira Pirarucu.

Do we really look like family
to those around us?

Hey, don't panic.

It's your turn soon.

Fish fish fish.

When I eat fish...

How can you sing about eating fish
after going to the aquarium?

This is also my love for fish.

They are good to watch and good to eat!

Fish are so great!

How about going to a
sushi restaurant for dinner?

I like it!

Well, a sushi-go-around restaurant though.

Sushi-go-around?

You don't know about sushi-go-around?

The sushi spins around.

Sushi spins around?

What do you mean?

What is that for?

You'll understand when you see it.

You are not allowed to look it up on the Internet.

Um.

I really look forward to it!

Oh! They are spinning!

They are really going around!

It was so fun and so delicious!

By the way, which is the most delicious?

Pudding!

It's not sushi though.

Wasn't Asumi-san the one who said that

the lyrics were too ordinary and
that you wanted them to be sharper?

But it's so sharp that it becomes disgusting!

Why are Noa-san's lyrics so extreme between
being like radio waves and being too ordinary!?

Wasn't that because Asumi-san's lyrics

are so meaningless!?

I feel very irritated because there are so many
incorrect English and neologisms!

Basically, why does Livia-chan
appear in every lyric!?

It's natural because it's a song
praising Livia-sama!

That only hurts Livia-chan's followers!

If so, there's no problem.

Someday all humanity will become
Livia-sama's followers!

- A song about Livia-chan's followers!?
- Even though the song was completed,

- If we keep it, we can't make a major debut!
- it seems like there is still a long way to go.

Hm!

Raw shrimps are so delicious.

Apparently there is a woman living

(The Challenge of an Evil Women)
Apparently there is a woman living

(The Challenge of an Evil Women)
near his house who is good at cooking.

And that woman sometimes brings food to him.

Heh!? Is that okay for you?

Isn't he completely targeted!?

Fortunately, they are quite
a few years apart in age,

so I don't think she'll be his love interest.

How far apart do you mean?

Um... Maybe about 16 years.

That would make her about 45?

I see.

I can't say it's impossible,

but it's not likely to develop into love.

But even if he is not in love with her,

if I feed him my cooking,

he'll inevitably compare it
to that woman's cooking, right?

That may be so.

That's why you can't give him homemade food
until you get better at it.

Well...

I may not be good enough when it comes to cooking.

Maybe you should go to a proper cooking class.

As you can imagine, I don't have time for that.

Besides, I'm looking forward to
cooking with Haruka-chan.

How about omurice for today's dish, Sensei?

I'm not very good at it myself,

but why don't we try it together?

No, I want to be able to make omurice eventually,

but there is something else I want to try.

Oh, what do you want to make?

Homemade chocolate...

Chocolate? Why do you want that again?

Isn't next month Valentine's Day?

I need to practice for it.

Oh, Valentine's Day.

I'd forgotten about it because
I don't have much of a connection to the event.

Is that so?

Yes.

I can't fit an event that comes only once
a year into my work plan.

So this is a romance pro...

But confessing with handmade chocolates?

That's a bold move, Sensei.

Con... Confessing?

I'm just going to give it to him

as a thank-you for his usual goodwill.

Really? I think you should just
tell him how you feel

before someone else takes him from you.

I can't do that...

If I do that, I'll never be able to
look him in the face again...

You're really cute, Sensei.

Maybe Sosuke-senpai would be more attracted
to someone as innocent as you...

I understand. Let's make chocolate today!

Actually, I've never made them before,

so I don't know if I'll be able to do it well...

Don't worry, if we work together,
we'll figure it out somehow.

I see... There are two ways
to make homemade chocolate:

one is to melt store-bought chocolate
and harden it again,

and the other is to make it from cacao beans.

Let's try making it from scratch
using cocoa beans.

Are you serious?

After all, even if you re-solidify
store-bought chocolate,

it's not going to taste any better, right?

That's true... Well, this time is just for practice.

Let's try the hardest one, just in case.

Yes, let's go for it!

First of all, cocoa beans.

Um, sugar, sugar...

(Chocolate Ingredients: Cocoa beans,
Sugar, Cocoa butter)
Um, sugar, sugar...

Food processors to grind the cacao beans.

Tempering machines to stabilize the cocoa fat.

A conching machine to smooth out
the fats and sugar.

Are you sure you really want to buy this, Sensei?

(Great Deal! Exactly 478,000 yen)

(Great Deal! Exactly 478,000 yen)
We can't turn back after coming this far...

We can't turn back after coming this far...

Finally, we are ready.

Yeah... This is where it gets real.

Conching takes at least a few hours,

and in a specialty store
it's said to take 30 hours or more.

Let's stir for about 12 hours this time.

Yea!

I'll come back tomorrow around 10:00 a.m.

- Yes, I'll be waiting.
- Excuse me...

How about your work?

We're closed tomorrow.

(The next day)

- It's finally done.
- Let's try it.

It's kind of bitter... It's more
acidic than bitter, to be honest.

According to my calculation,
it should have been sweeter though.

The texture is also strangely thick...

It seemed smoother when we finished conching...

I don't think we've made any mistakes...

Anyway, let's examine it more closely.

I heard that some types of cacao beans

are suitable for beginners,
while others are more difficult to handle.

Sensei, they said that
the best sugar to use is cane sugar!

(Chocolate. Learning from the basics)
Sensei, they said that
the best sugar to use is cane sugar!

(Chocolate. Learning from the basics)
The temperature and time at which the beans
are roasted can totally change the flavor!

The tempering time should not be
too long or too short!

Also, the optimum temperature varies slightly
from chocolate to chocolate!

Chocolate making is so intricate...

That's right...

Actually, I used to think that
the high-end chocolates

that cost 1,000 yen per piece were a rip-off....

Yes. Equipment, labor, time,

knowledge, skill, experience...

There's a reason it's so expensive.

I wonder if we will be able to
reach that level someday.

It's going to be tough to do it on our own...

Haruka-chan, can you help me to get a hold of
a patissier of a famous restaurant?

You want me to be an industrial spy?

I'm just kidding.

I can't give up just because I failed once.

Let's make the most of this failure
and try a second time!

Yes, Sensei!

Suzukiri Akira's new work that's released
for the first time in a while,

(Reunion Under the Bridge)
Suzukiri Akira's new work that's released
for the first time in a while,

(Reunion Under the Bridge)
is really interesting.

(Reunion Under the Bridge)
The descriptions of homeless life
are very realistic.

The descriptions of homeless life
are very realistic.

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)
Was Livia living a life like this too?

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)
Oh, a customer?

Oh, a customer?

Can I help you?

I heard that there's a woman
named Livia working in this office.

Livia? Do you know Livia?

Yes.

Excuse me, may I ask what your relationship is?

Actually...

His name is Suzukiri Akira.

Once a successful writer,

Disgusted by the constant slander
and requests for money, he disappeared.

(Name: Suzuki? Job: Homeless)
Disgusted by the constant slander
and requests for money, he disappeared.

For many years after that,
he lived as a homeless man in Gifu.

A few months ago, he met Livia.

Impressed by her resilience,

he returned to Tokyo and wrote a novel
based on Livia's character.

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)
he returned to Tokyo and wrote a novel
based on Livia's character.

(Homeless Female Knight, Suzukiri Akira)

It is thanks to Livia that I have recovered.

I came here today to thank her for that.

Is that so? Eh...

So, where is Livia now?

Well, she was...

She was fired... I mean, I fired her.

I had no choice!

She's too conspicuous to be a detective,

she has a bad memory, and she can't do office work!

A poor agency like ours
couldn't afford to hire her!

Well, that's just like her...

Isn't she?

So, what happened to her after she got fired?

Well, she went back to being homeless for a while.

She's working for a cult
called the World's Branch Hill Clan.

How the hell did that happen?

I have no idea.

Well, what should I do?

If she's doing something dangerous,
I'd like to help her...

Do you need something?

Um... It's been a while, Livia.

It's me. I'm Suzuki, the homeless guy.

Suzuki-dono?

Are you really Suzuki-dono?

What have you been doing since then?

I went back to Tokyo and resumed my work.

Is that so? I'm glad to hear that.

It's thanks to you that I'm back on my feet.

So I'm here to thank you.

I have done nothing.

But you really look different, Suzuki-dono.

You're looking pretty good yourself.

Yes, I am. Thanks to you, I managed to
find a job and a place to live.

I heard you were fired from the detective agency

and are now in a cult. Is it true?

It's true.

Are you okay with that?

If they're making you do something weird,
I can help you get out.

No, no, don't worry!

I got their Master Noa-dono to promise me
not to do anything shady.

Really?

You're as crazy as ever, aren't you?

By the way, what do you do for a living, Suzuki-dono?

I'm just a novelist.

A novelist! That's great!

It's not that big of a deal...

No, no, no, from a person who has
nothing to do with creative writing,

I unconditionally respect anyone
who can write a novel...

What's wrong?

A novelist is an expert in writing, right?

Well, you could say that.

Suzuki-dono.

Can you please write lyrics for my band?

That's why

we need someone
who can write lyrics to help us out!

You formed a band with the leader of a cult,
but the band was on the verge of breaking up

due to differences
in direction between the members...

There's too much information...

Please lend us your power!

I understand.

I'm not a lyricist,
so I don't know how much of help I can be,

but if you are okay with me, I'll help you.

Thank you so much, Suzuki-dono!

(Several days later)

(Several days later)
Oh! I love it!

Oh! I love it!

All of them are very heartwarming!

They all have universal themes
such as love and dreams,

but at the same time, they all have
a somewhat grandiose backstory...

This is a great way to let more people
know about Livia-sama's prestige!

Oh, then...!

Yes, let's use this as our lyrics!

Okay! The Salvation Grasshopper

has finally started its activities!

Yes!

(Next Episode)

Oh my, it's this late already?

I have something
even more precious than pachinko!

Let's all have fun celebrating our new journey!

(Certificate award ceremony)
Let's all have fun celebrating our new journey!

(Next Episode)