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Ahaha!

Come on kids.

(Multiplying Mistresses)
Come on kids.

(Multiplying Mistresses)
Keep to the side of the road.

(Multiplying Mistresses)
Yes.

Yes.

Umu, good answer.

Big sis.

Why do big sis talk so weirdly?

(Name: Mizusawa Yume)
Why do big sis talk so weirdly?

This is like a dialect of my own.

What is di-a-lect?

A dialect usually refers to

a regional dialect, which is
a language system unique to a region

and different from the standard language.

In addition,

even within the same region,

there is also a “social dialect”
that is created by the differences

in the communities to which people belong.

The way I speak

is a hybrid of the local dialect
and the language of the aristocracy.

Do you understand?

Not at all.

Why do you call yourself "I"?
[Note: Sara is using an old way of saying "I"
in Japanese. Usually used by aristocrats]

"I" is how you say
about yourself in first person.

Don't tell the others,
but I'm actually a princess.

Eh?

That's how a princess calls herself.

Then Yume is "I" too?

How did that happen?

Because Mom and Dad said that

Yume is Mom and Dad's princess.

Your parents have a good point.

All girls are princesses!

Then from now on Yume will also use "I".

Well, you can do as you please.

Hey, hey, what's an "I"?

Every girl calls herself that.
[Note: Yume means the old way
of saying "I" in Japanese]

That's why "I" call myself "I" too!

Heh? Then Micchan is also "I"?

That's right!

Then from today "I" am "I" too!
[Note: the children are imitating
Sara's way of speaking]

Oh dear... Kids are so easily influenced.

(Gambling Female Knight)

(Gambling Female Knight)
This is how Livia-sama's skin feels like...

How frightening...

- Thank you, thank you...
- Noa-dono...

I mean, what is this all about?

The development of Livia-sama's statue
is in its final stage,

and it needs to be carefully adjusted
by human hands, not by a machine.

In order to do that,
I need to make sure that

my hands learn and remember
the texture of Livia-sama's skin.

I see.

When do you expect the dolls to be ready?

I think the sample will be ready in three days.

Thank goodness.

It seems to be ready in time for Christmas.

Huh?

When you finish the doll,
can I have one of them?

Of course,
but what's so special about Christmas?

I heard that

in this country, it is customary to
give gifts to your loved ones at Christmas.

That's why I want to gift them a doll.

Who is this important person?

My master.

The Savior's Master?

Does that mean God?

God is coming down to this world?

I have told you I'm not a Savior or anything.

I came to this world together with them,

and served them
as their close subordinate.

Such a person...

Even in this world, my role is
to protect the Princess.

Princess...

So this person is a female?

Yes.

- How old is she?
- She's thirteen, I think.

Thirteen...

Where is she now?

Is it okay if you're not nearby
to protect her?

The princess is far more
distinguished than me.

She has already found her place
in this world by herself.

The fallen me of today

is not worthy to serve so close to the Princess.

Please don't say such a thing, Livia-sama.

Your presence here is enough to save me.

I'm glad to hear you say so.

And also, you tickle me a little.

Now, Livia-sama,
let's continue with the measurements.

- It's all about the minutest details,
from top to bottom.
- Oh, wait...

No, that's place is...

No, we're making the Savior's precious body,

so I can't make any compromises.

Ah, no, wait, ahhhhhhh!

Hah!

(Temperature: 24℃, Humidity: 45%)

(Temperature: 24℃, Humidity: 45%)
By the way, Livia-sama,

(Temperature: 24℃, Humidity: 45%)
isn't it time for your Pachinko?

(Temperature: 24℃, Humidity: 45%)
That's right!

Here is today's war funds.

Thank you very much.

Well then, I'm going!

Best of luck, Livia-sama.

(Gramnus)

I have to find a table where I can win...

When you're a skilled gambler,

you can hear voices coming from the tables.

Voice?

Yes, it's like an inner voice calling out to you.

It says, "Please play with me!", like that.

This table is calling me!

Now, it's time to play for real!

Piripiri!

Janjanjan!

Janjanjanjanjan!

Uwahhhh!

That's why!

I really wish they would stop missing

when it has entered a good round!

(Gifu Tanmen, Gifu Main store)
when it has entered a good round!

(Gifu Tanmen, Gifu Main store)
It's more damaging than a normal miss!

Yo, Livia-chan.

Things sound kind of rough for ya.

Takeo-dono...

You really had me fooled the other day.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the part-time job that day!

How dare you let me get involved

in such an evil act as reselling!

(Plastic Model)
in such an evil act as reselling!

(Plastic Model)

What? There's nothing wrong with reselling.

There is no law against it.

Anyway!

I will never again be persuaded
by Takeo-dono's words.

Is that so?

By the way, Livia-chan, what are you doing now?

Eh... I'm helping a certain organization

with product development.

Wow, you're doing well.

Why did you sound so rough earlier?

Nothing. I just lost a little money
playing pachinko.

I see.

Well, pachinko is all about luck.

Total luck?

Kurinohara-dono said that an expert pachinko
player knows which is the winning machine.

Ahaha!

If he knew the winning machine,
he wouldn't be a homeless man.

That's true.

Pachinko is a game to enjoy the performance.

Winning or losing is secondary.

I see.

If you are a true gambler,

you must try horse racing or road racing.

Horse racing?

(Off-Site Sales, Kasamatsu Racecourse)
Horse racing?

(Off-Site Sales, Kasamatsu Racecourse)

As a warrior,

I can tell at a glance which horse is the best.

Noa-dono, today, I will pay you back double!

- Thank you very much for coming today.
- This isn't it. Not this too...

Main race 3-4...

No... At least 5-8 in the last race...

How was it, Livia-sama?

Noa-dono, why are you here?

I finally finished Livia-sama's
doll's first sample,

so I thought I'd let you know
as soon as possible.

Really? Thank you for your hard work, Noa-dono.

Me on the other hand...

It didn't go so well, did it?

If only I... if only I had ridden,

even a bad horse would have led me to victory!

Livia-sama, gambling is all about luck!

If you lose, you can always try again.

I will provide you
with as much money as you need.

Noa-dono...

Yes, as long as you don't give up,

there is a chance for a comeback!

That's the spirit, Livia-sama.

Let's try road racing next!

Good luck, Livia-sama!

Yes!

(Job: Gambler)

(Girls and Friendship)

(Girls and Friendship)
The subject of our investigation
is Aida Kouki, 36 years old,

(Girls and Friendship)
a businessman.

He suddenly decided to go on a business trip
to Shizuoka on Saturday and Sunday,

but there's a good chance
he was traveling with his lover.

I see.

By the way, that girl's not here today, is she?

No, Sara's at school right now.

School? She's back in school?

Oh, well, yes.

Sosuke-kun... did you do it?

What?

Fake the family register.

No, of course not.

Sara was actually my child,

so I just took a regular family register.

Sosuke-kun's child?

Actually, when I was in high school...

That's what happened.

Really?

Yes, it's true.

I even got a certificate.

I know you can forge
any kind of documents you want

if you ask the right people...

But that's not the point.

Sosuke-kun now has a legal biological child!

Then if I marry Sosuke-kun,

it means that I am that girl's mother!

Please take care of me, mother!

What should I do?

Well, I guess I'll be going now.

I'm in trouble.

No, this might be your chance.

Chance?

If we just continue to
indirectly pay Kaburaya-sama

by commissioning unnecessary research,

you would have to sit back and

watch as other women snatch him away.

Now that Kaburaya-sama's environment
has undergone a major change,

this would be the perfect time to give him a shot.

There were a lot of parts in that
that bothered me, but that's okay.

Tell me more.

Perhaps Kaburaya has never had a strong desire

to get married or fall in love.

That's right.

He said that he'd seen so many
cheating and infidelity cases

that he didn't feel like being in a relationship.

But what's about that?

No.

But if he has a child then it's a different story.

(Neighborhood Relationships, Tuition Fee)
Supporting her for many years to come

(Medical Bills, Miscellaneous Costs)
would be a huge financial burden,

so Kaburaya-sama probably wants
someone to help with the household finances.

(Hair Salon, Clothing Expenses, Food Expenses)
so Kaburaya-sama probably wants
someone to help with the household finances.

(Hair Salon, Clothing Expenses, Food Expenses)

(Health Insurance, Educational Costs)
If it isn't for that,
the life of a detective is irregular,

(Medical Bill, School Issues)
he needs someone other than himself
to look after his child.

(Extracurricular Activities, Event Expenses)

(Extracurricular Activities, Event Expenses)
In short...

(Extracurricular Activities, Event Expenses)
In short?

Young Lady, you are a lawyer

who has a high income and
relatively flexible schedule

so you are a very good match

for Kaburaya-sama right now.

I-I see.

But that makes it seem like

marriage is a matter of necessity.

To me,

I want to be loved by my own charm.

Did you just click your tongue?

I don't.

In the first place, there's no way that
Kaburaya-sama, a poor detective

who can't let go of his naive sense of justice,
would find any human charm

in an unscrupulous lawyer with a childish body
who loves to tear apart couples.

Ugh!!

Did you understand that?

If Young Lady wants to defeat Kaburaya-sama,

you have no choice but to make the most

of your ability as a lawyer
and appeal to his calculations.

I get it. I will try!

(The next day)

This is definitely a famous hot spring inn.

I kept my eyes on them all night

and was able to take only this photo.

That's enough evidence.

Hot spring inn...

With Sosuke-kun...

It's my first time, so please be gentle.

Please take good care of me, Mom!

What's wrong!?

I-It's nothing!

Damn it, I'm having a good mood...

By the way, during this investigation,

was Sara-chan also with you?

No, she stayed at a friend's house.

There was a girl who was bullied and
you had to send her a proof of contents,

her name is Naganawa Yuna, right?

(The Legend of Dong Bai)
That girl and Sara are good friends now.

Hmm, you can't leave your child at
another house every time you work all night.

Well, I think so.

I think that you need someone
to stay at home and look after your child.

For example,

Yes, someone like a mother!

Surely it'd be better for Sara

if her mother was there too...

I don't know what to do

when there's no one to marry me.

If you look around, you might
find your partner sooner than you think.

That's impossible.

There's no way a woman would want to marry

a poor detective who has a child.

You don't get my point, do you?

There may be a good match for you nearby

who is financially stable

and can take care of your child.

If then, that would be so easy for me.

Well, for the time being,

Sara and I will somehow try to overcome that.

That kid is so diligent that I don't have to
worry about her being alone at home.

I-I see...

Anyway, this is your reward this time.

Thanks!

Oh?

Isn't this a bit too much?

I'd like to express my gratitude to Sosuke-kun,
who always helps me so much,

so this is a special bonus.

Don't tell me that you are concerned about me?

You don't need to worry about it.

I don't have any financial trouble now.

You're lying.

That can't be true!

Well, to be honest,

Sara wins a lot at horse races.

She earned more money this month than I did.

(Monthly Income: Sara, Sosuke)
She earned more money this month than I did.

Hey you!

Are you letting your child do that!?

No, of course

I'm buying the horse racing tickets for her!

Even so,

how can you let a child
start gambling from early age?

I also think so,

I wonder if it's wrong to force her to stop
even though she keeps winning.

For some reason, though she's
basically a steady gambler,

Sara's extremely good at

identifying winning spots.

A-Anyway, please accept this!

Because I'm a lawyer and I'm rich!

I'm different from you, a poor detective!

If you insist that much, I'll take it then.

But it's vulgar of you if you
try to appeal to being rich too much.

Vulgar!?

Well, see you later.

Your way of trying to show that
you're rich is really bad.

Stop it, I don't want to hear anything.

He said I'm vulgar...

Maybe he hates me...

He seems a little offended,

but Kaburaya-sama

is probably not so narrow-minded
to hate someone because of that.

T-That's right!

However, Kaburaya-sama isn't worried about money.

It was unexpected, right.

It was unexpected, right.
So we can't make the most of
Young Lady's only strength.

So we can't make the most of
Young Lady's only strength.

After all, I have to compete with my human charm!

Do you have it? I mean human charm.

I'm going to improve it now!

So that's all for chatting.

Could you please contact Aida-san soon?

I'm starting to knock this
unfaithful husband to hell.

I'm starting to knock this
unfaithful husband to hell.
Fufufu.

Fufufu.

(The day later)
It took a long time for Haruka-chan, right?

Well...

Seems like I'm not his type.

But the honey trap was successful
in the end, just as I expected.

I'm so glad!

Hey.

Is it okay for me to ask you
how I can become popular like you?

Aisaki-sensei wants to be popular!?

Actually, there's someone I'm interested in.

Eh, what kind of person is he?

What kind, well...

An ordinary person, I guess...

Seems like he's pretty much everywhere.

How old is he?

Around 30 years old.

What are his hobbies and favorite foods?

I don't know.

Is he single?

Of course!

What is his job?

A normal office worker, I think.

Um~

If you fall for an ordinary person,

isn't it best to approach him in normal ways?

What are normal ways?

The method I often use is

body touch.

Body touch?

Well...

Sitting next to each other at a store,

pretending to be casual and natural.

Hah, maybe I got drunk a bit...

I-I see!

I was a little excited even as a woman.

This is effective on many men.

Also, loosen the collar and
let it rest just a little bit on your chest.

Also, how about some home cooking dishes?

Thanks for being considerate.

But I have never cooked my own foods.

It's okay to remember from now on!

Does that person usually cook?

He does try to cook for himself,

but it seems like he only
eats hotpot and instant noodles.

If so, let's start with Nikuzyaga!
[Japanese beef and potato stew]

Though it's not a very difficult dish,

people tend to think that
it takes a lot of time to cook.

It's the number one homemade food that
men will overestimate if you make it for them!

I see.

Tateyama, can you make Nikuzyaga?

No, I'm also bad at cooking.

That's surprising.

Tateyama-san seems like she can do anything.

My lover

doesn't eat anyway.

Huh?

You don't have to worry about it.

Other than that, Haruka-chan,

I know it's a bit bold of me to ask,

but if you don't mind,

can you teach me how to make Nikuzyaga?

It's fine, when should we do it?

So, how about now?

My schedule today is over, so it's okay!

Is this how I feel

when I get married to Senpai and
Sara-chan becomes my daughter?

Then it might not be so bad.

If you can make this on your
first time then you're good!

But it's still not something I want to give to him.

I can feel that you put
a lot of effort into making it,

and he might actually be happy with it!

That's right!

Haruka-chan, thanks for your help today!

Can I ask you to teach me
how to cook again next time?

It's my pleasure!

I also want to learn more recipes!

Let's improve our skills together!

Yes, let's do it together!

(Kaburaya Detective)

(Kaburaya Detective)
Coming.

Oh, hello.

Sara's inside.

Um, Uncle...

Oh?

Please take this.

I'll give you the materials for the new request.

Okay.

I get going now.

W-Wait!

It's almost lunch time.

I cooked a little too much.

If you don't mind, could you take it with you?

Heh, Brenda-san, you also cook.

Well, I cook sometimes.

By the way, what did you make?

Nikuzyaga!

Ah... I'm sorry

but we have leftover Nikuzyaga at home right now.

Heh!? Sosuke-kun made that?

No, the girl Yuna I talked about before...

Oh, this is Nikuzyaga!

Because Sara said that you've never eaten before.

You made this for me?

You are the best friend everyone needs!

By the way, how does that Nikuzyaga taste like?

Super delicious.

Heh, is that so?

She only lives with her Mom
and it seems like Yuna always makes dinner.

Even though she's still in the first year
of junior high school, she's very skilled.

Before I knew it, I'd eaten a lot

and had another one.

(Next Episode)

I'm no longer the 7th Princess, Sara Da Odin.

The same to Livia!

It's fine to do the things you like
and live a new life in this world.

Just remember that

you are my pride.

Thank you for your kind words!

(Next Episode)