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Livia-san.

You really have a talent for homelessness.

Yes, I have already remembered
the way around this neighborhood,

so tomorrow I might be able to
collect more aluminum cans.

Maybe tomorrow I'll try a little harder too.

Hahaha.

I won't lose, Suzuki-dono.

No wait, that's not it! What in the world am I doing?

Why am I getting obsessed with
collecting empty cans?

This leaves me no time to look for the princess...

Princess?

Ah, no... Well...

Actually there is
a certain person I must look for.

Do you have any idea where to find them?

No... Nothing at all...

But I believe she is in this city.

Then I guess you'll just have to do
some careful questioning around here

or even asking for a detective's service.

Detective?

They're like pros at finding people.

Of course, you need money to hire them.

Is that so...

Then I must save up money as soon as possible.

(A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics)

Nuohhhhhh!

(Homeless Lady Knight)
Nuohhhhhh!

(Homeless Lady Knight)

Have you seen someone like this?

We don't know!

Ah...

I did some research, and the starting fee
for finding someone is roughly this much.

If there's no location at all,

the difficulty will increase,
and the market-price will fly up.

This...

How many more months will it take...

If you have a smart phone or a bank account,
you can earn money more efficiently, but...

You'd need a fixed address and a seal.

Fixed address...

I don't have it...

There's also the option of having the government
put you in a self-support facility.

In your case, if you're not careful,

they're going to detain you
on suspicion of illegal immigration.

So there's really no way then...

That's true.

But anyway, enough about me,

wouldn't Suzuki-dono be able to use that facility?

Well, I still have my certificate of residence...

Maybe they'll let me in if I go through the process.

Then why didn't you do it?

Well, Suzuki-dono is knowledgeable in many ways,

and with all due respect,
it is a wonder that you live this way.

There are all kinds of people who are homeless.

I'm just a loser.

Hey you!

You are the infamous homeless
in the recent rumors,

aren't you?

Rumors?

"A silver-haired foreign beauty

(Name: Takeo)
"A silver-haired foreign beauty

(Name: Takeo)
can carry an unbelievably large number
of empty cans".

Other homeless people were in trouble ya know?

They said the newcomer was
making them earn less money.

I'm sorry about that.

But I have to save up money quickly.

That's what I thought.

I have a job that can help you earn lots of money.

Wanna try?

Is that true?

There's something like that?

You just need to sit beside customers
and drink with them.

There is even an employee's lounge.

That's great! Surely...

Stop that.

I don't think you are suited for that job.

Suzuki-dono?

What's with you, old man?
Are you this girl's boyfriend?

No, I'm not.

Then could you just shut your mouth?

Is that so?

Suzuki-dono?

(Koihime)

Have you ever worked
at a sexy cabaret club before?

Sexy cabaret club?

No, I have no experience,

but I know how to behave in a social setting.

Socializing, that's a nice way to put it.

Well, then, let's get you out
to the store right away, starting today.

Yes.

(Job: Homeless)

(Job: Hostess)

This is Priketsu-san.

I'm Priketsu, nice to meet ya.

Please teach the newcomer a lot.

(Name: Priketsu
Job: Hostess)

I'm Livia, thank you for
your guidance and encouragement, Priketsu-dono.

My, your Japanese is good, Livia-chan.

Well first up, let's choose your clothes.

Huh?

No, wait, you should shower first I think.

You smell a little.

I usually wash my sweat away
at the river every day though...

River?

Actually I was homeless until a moment ago.

Homeless?

That sounds tough.

(Thank you for your help so far.)

I think Livia-chan might be suited for
these kinds of outfits.

I have to wear these?

Whichever is fine.

Huh?

Priketsu-san, table 5 is calling for you.

Okay!

Let's go together, Livia-chan.

Yes...

What is going on?

Don't tell me this place is a shady store...

Thank you for calling for me today, Mr. President.

I want to meet Priketsu-chan so much
that I came today too.

By the way, this girl is?

She is the newcomer Livia-chan.

This is another cute little girl you got in here.

Come on Livia-chan.

Come sit beside Mr. President.

Yes...

I like the initial feeling.

Then I'll give you a gift for joining the store.

What are you doing, so insolent!

Oh, so you are being a female knight huh?

I could not respond at all...

This man is not a normal person...

This, no way...

10,000 Yen?

This is the first time I have seen it.

Haha, you are interesting.

Mr. President, no fair,
you only gave it to Livia-chan.

Well, there's no helping it.
Here you go, take a lot!

Take this too!

This kind of thing...
Do I have to let him touch my breast as well?

No, it's too easy compared to the hard work of
running around town earning small pennies.

With this I can have money right away...

But...

Everyone, don't move.

We're the police.

Police?

It's a disaster to be raided
from the very first day, Livia-chan.

It's a disaster to be raided
from the very first day, Livia-chan.
Yeah, there were rumors that
we were doing illegal customer service.

Yeah, there were rumors that
we were doing illegal customer service.

Um, what are we gonna do now?

We'll just be interrogated and that's it, right?

Interrogated...

I'm sorry.

I will run away.

Priketsu-dono, thank you for the help.

Eh, Livia-chan?

This is the fifth floor you know?

I'm okay.

This isn't a problem.

Livia-chan!

I am ashamed to say this, but I am back.

May I be of assistance here again?

Haven't I told you before?

I'm not in a position to give you permission.

I'm extremely grateful.

I went to the library for a while at noon
and searched up a bit...

There is a detective agency in the city that
accepts requests for a starting fee of 30,000 yen.

Is that true?

(Detective Kaburaya
Cafe Raiteu)

Yes yes!

(Kaburaya Detective Agency)

Oh...

Huh?

P... Princess...

Isn't this Livia...

Princess!

I'm so glad you're safe.

So you're alive?

Of course!

Why are you here, Princess?

I'm working at this detective office.

What the?

How are you these days?

Uh... I was...

I'm homeless.

What the?

Sara, who are you talking to?

Oh, Sosuke.

This is my close aide, Livia.

Close aide... Does that mean that person
is also from another world?

I thought she died in the runaway,
but she has survived!

You thought that I was dead?

Anyway, from now on,

I will protect you in this country as well.

Well, this place is quite peaceful though.

Even so, protecting Princess is my duty!

Eh? Don't tell me you are going to live here?

Of course!

I cannot leave the Princess alone.

Don't be ridiculous.

Even though it's free, our house is small as it is.

But I can't just leave my vassal
homeless like this.

Eh? You are homeless?

Um...

Hey Sosuke.

Huh?

How about hiring Livia?

I don't have that much money!

If I can live here

then I don't need any salary!

I would like you to hire me.

Let's hire her.

Fine then.

(Job: Homeless)

(Job: Detective assistant)

Therefore...

Suzuki-dono, thank you
for everything you have done for me.

You don't have to thank me.

You know, it was, uh... it was fun meeting you, too.

Suzuki-dono.

I don't know why you became homeless,

but if you still have a place you can go back to,

I think you should come back.

I want to say that it's none of your business,

but when a female knight
from another world said that to me,

somehow it really touched my heart.

Is that so?

Please take care of yourself!

This is the GF Library Editorial Department.

Long time no see. I'm Suzuki.

Eh!? Suzuki?

Where are you now!?

I'm in Gifu.

I thought I'd give it a try
when I still have a place to go.

(Name: Suzukiri, Age: 36, Job: Novelist)
I thought I'd give it a try
when I still have a place to go.

(Detective Kaburaya) (Cafe Raiteu)

(A few days later)
It's very hard to say,

but you're fired.

Neck!?
[The word "Kubi" has two meanings:
being fired and neck]

(The Female Knight After Being Homeless)
Does that mean beheading!?

(The Female Knight After Being Homeless)
No, you're wrong!

(The Female Knight After Being Homeless)
It means I'll stop employing you at my office!

It means I'll stop employing you at my office!

Why!? What have I done!?

You haven't done anything.

You are too conspicuous to follow someone.

You are bad at remembering the target's face.

You can't do office work either.

Breaking the computer
and blowing up the documents.

To put it straight, you are not cut out
to be a detective.

Well, people have their own
preferences and disadvantages.

That's why you have to give up.

I'll help you find a job and a house.

You don't have to do that.

Huh?

I also have a strong will!

How can I stay relaxed in my own place

while the Princess is working!?

Then what will you do?

I'll get a job and a house on my own.

So Mr. Sosuke

I will leave Princess in your care

until then.

Will she be okay?

Well, as long as she doesn't die.

(Job: Detective Assistant)

(Job: Homeless)

(The First Job)

(Name: Tateyama)

(Name: Tateyama)
I've been waiting for you, Mr. Kaburaya.

Who is this person?

She's my assistant.

Is that so?

Wow.

Such a pretty cool hobby.

It's an honor to receive the compliment,

cute lady.

This person is Aisaki Brenda, a lawyer.

She is our customer this time.

What!? Isn't she just a child!?

Since there's no age limit
for the preliminary examination,

it is theoretically possible for a child
to become a lawyer.

You're wrong either way.

Sara, though this person looks like a child,

she's older than you.

(Name: Aisaki Brenda, Age: 34, Job: Lawyer)
Really!?

(Name: Aisaki Brenda, Age: 34, Job: Lawyer)

An organization dressed in black really existed!?

It's not like she was forced to take drugs
then turned back into a child!

Anyway, Sosuke.

Who is this child?

Because you're poor,

you decided to kidnap a child!?

I introduce you to a lawyer,

- so I recommend that you turn yourself in.
- I didn't kidnap her!

You are a lawyer anyway.

Sosuke, you react politely to my jokes.

I like it.

I knew it.

This girl is Sara.

She's an international student from Sweden.

My friend's house was on fire
while she was staying there.

What's more, my Mom and Dad
are traveling around the world.

I decided to stay

at Sosuke's place for a while.

Oh my, that must have been tough.

After all, unexpected disasters like this
are part of the real pleasure of traveling.

You have such a strange way of speaking.

This child learned Japanese
from Anime and Manga.

What kind of work do you like?

That's Detective Conan!

I wonder if there's a character
with that kind of tone in that manga.

She's influenced by many things other than Conan.

Anyway, I ask this child to help me with my work.

You want her to help you with detective work?

I'll do my best to become
a great detective like Conan!

Are you serious?

Well, she has a surprising talent as a detective.

It's fine if Sosuke approves of this.

So what is your request this time?

It's always the same.
A background check for divorce mediation.

The investigation period is one week
starting from tomorrow.

The name of the target of the investigation is

(Name: Shimomura Yuki, Age: 34, Job: Housewife)

(Name: Shimomura Yuki, Age: 34, Job: Housewife)
Shimomura Yuki, 34 years old, full-time housewife.

The client is her husband.

(Name: Shimomura Kazuya)
Shimomura Kazuya, 35 years old,
an executive officer.

(Name: Shimomura Kazuya)

(Name: Shimomura Kazuya)
He wants to divorce but his wife won't accept it.

He plans to apply for the mediation
at the Family Court.

The reason seems to be a personality mismatch.

Somehow I feel so excited!

Hey, you have the magic that
makes you become invisible, right?

Can't you stay invisible forever?

Oh, about that...

Look!

So disgusting!

What do you mean? It's not disgusting!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

But it's really impressive.

You can also make your
whole body disappear, right?

I can but there's a huge problem.

Problem?

This technique covers the body with
something like a membrane that bends light.

Though it can't be seen from the outside,

I also can't see anything outside.

I can only see if I leave my head outside.

That's creepy!

Graa... I am a ghost.

Why did the ghost roar?

Seriously, it's so creepy!

Also

if I use my magic for a long time,
I'll get very exhausted.

The person being guarded has appeared!

(Person being guarded = Target of Investigation)
The person being guarded has appeared!

All right, let's follow her.

Well, she just goes shopping.

So boring!

Stakeout is a boring job.

It's fine if you take a nap.

No, I'll do my best.

I'm seriously aiming at
becoming a great detective.

Is that so?

What happened?

That's a gardener...

The target is very particular about gardening

so it seems that she regularly
calls someone to do gardening.

Indeed

there are many tall trees in the garden.

I accidentally fell asleep. What day is this?

It doesn't last that long.

About one hour passed.

Has there been any progress?

Nothing.

Is that so?

Seems like the gardener is still here.

Um. Hey, wait a minute.

What's wrong?

It's been an hour already
but there's no change in the garden.

The gardener never appeared over the fence.

Gardening is not the only job that he does.

That gardener took a ladder and went inside.

If he uses the ladder,

I think the purpose is to prune the tree
over the fence.

Are you curious about something?

Yep, that's right.

Maybe that's what they call
a detective's intuition.

It can be. If I can check the garden...

I will take a look inside.

Ahhhhh!!!

Why is your face so red?

Eh?

The gardener was healing

the young wife's wounded heart.

S-So gross!

This is so...

The other man is Wakabayashi Kohei
of Satonaka Landscape Gardening.

I don't know the Kanji of his name.

That's enough.

I'll pay for the research fee for a week
with some extra money.

Thank you so much!

By the way,

how did you take this photo?

Looks like the photo was taken
from a very high position.

Ah- I used a drone.

You have known that lawyer for a long time?

Yes, it's been over 3 years.

Is it common for lawyers to use detectives?

I think so.

Following and staking out
can be against the laws,

but detectives are allowed to do so
on a limited basis.

I get it.

On the contrary, lawyers may be able
to investigate personal information

that is difficult for detectives to obtain.

So it's a win-win relationship.

I don't like her.

Are you jealous of the child?

What do you mean?

Now he has to take care of that child.

It's hard to ask Sosuke to do dirty work!

Hah.

(Hida Beef)

(Hida Beef)
I got a week's worth of reward money in a day.

(Hida Beef)

We have special beef today!

It's not half-price. It's not even 10% off.

Come to think of it, Sosuke.

Are you not getting married?

I'm not. Why do you ask all of a sudden?

Is that because you have no money?

I don't have money and I don't have a partner.

Besides, when I do this job, I end up
seeing a lot of things I don't want to see.

My longing for love and marriage
disappeared a long time ago.

I see.

So that's why you had no reaction
even when you saw Livia's attractive body.

You get poisoned too much by the Internet.

Please excuse my rudeness.

It's just an Internet term!

I'm not a nerd, so please excuse meeeee-

In any case, it doesn't seem like I'll be kicked out

because I'm interfering with a couple's life.

You were worried about that?

Um! Because I don't want you and your loved one

to become disabled.

You haven't changed your decision
to erase my memory when you leave.

Of course!

(Next Episode)

(Next Episode)
What is "Crown"?

(Next Episode)
We sell products that enrich people's lives.

If you carelessly follow someone

that does fortune-telling fraud,

you might be mind-controlled.

(Next Episode)