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Previousy on The Last Man On Earth...
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To Gordon. Easy come, easy go.
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You told them I was dead?
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People always remember the dead fondly.
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What a godforsaken tool.
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Phil broke up with Erica
and kissed me on the beach.
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Someone's coming back to life today.
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So he really has changed?
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Freeze!
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I just came here to say I'm sorry.
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This is gonna blow over.
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Can somebody please
bring me some water?!
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Please? I'm so thirsty.
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Come on, please?
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It's like a friggin' desert in my mouth.
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Oh, my God. Oh, Melissa.
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Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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Oh, you're an angel.
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You're an angel.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God, uh, uh, Melissa,
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no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
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No, Melissa, Melissa, I...
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God!
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Oh, hey, Phil.
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Top of the morning.
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So you like playing with guns, huh?
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No, no, no...
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No! My gun was unloaded.
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- I would've never hurt you guys.
- Phil!
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What are you doing!
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Hey, Carol.
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Relax. Blanks.
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Boys.
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You scared me, man. God, look...
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I'm a different person, okay?
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I've changed. I really have.
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Well, I hope so... for your sake.
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Gonna need a change of pants.
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Maybe some underwear, too.
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And some shoes...
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for sure.
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Okay... he's been in here long enough.
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- Can we let him out now?
- No.
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He needs to be punished.
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But this is medieval, okay? It's cruel.
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Carol, he held us up at gunpoint.
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With an unloaded gun
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to deliver heartfelt apologies.
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Look, I meant everything I said.
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I care about you guys.
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You had a gun, in our face!
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- Tandy, I swear to God, man, if I...
- Todd, calm down.
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So we're really doing this?
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Is this who we are now?
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Carol, he did the crime...
Now he's got to do the time.
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Okay, look, I propose one week
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of solitary confinement
in the workout room.
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Got to say I disagree
with that wholeheartedly.
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Agreed. Don't you think that's
going a little overboard, huh?
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- You think it's going overboard?
- Yeah.
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'Cause I think it's staying on the ship.
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One week of solitary confinement?!
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- For what I did?!
- Yeah.
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Well, I say how about two?
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Or three? Or four?
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Do I hear five? Yeah, you do...
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from the man in the stockade! Sold!
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Five it is!
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What are you doing?
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Like Phil said, I did the
crime, I got to do the time.
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Okay, look, I really have changed,
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and I'm excited to prove it.
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Phil?
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Don't you mean Tandy?
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Guys, over the last six months,
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Carol's gone back to
calling me Phil again,
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and I have absolutely loved it.
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Okay? After all, it is my given name.
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But I'd like to request
that I go back to Tandy.
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It seemed helpful for you guys,
and that's important to me.
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Please don't worry, we were
never gonna call you Phil.
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Yeah, you are such a Tandy.
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Okay. Five weeks solitary
confinement it is.
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Now we're talkin'.
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Okay? Like Phil said, I did
the crime, got to do that time,
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and that is non-negotiable.
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Hey, Phil!
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Don't you mean Tandy?
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Fine. Tandy.
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Why's the door locked?
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Carol, this is my jail...
I'm being punished.
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And it wouldn't be much of a punishment
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if I was able to fraternize
with the general pop.
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But they were gonna
let you out in one week.
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Why are you making
it harder on yourself?
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I've always taken the easy way out,
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and I don't want to do that anymore.
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I did the crime, got to do that time.
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You know, C to the T.
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You sure about this?
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Look, go have fun and
don't worry about me.
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For the next five
weeks, I got a new wife,
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and her name is Lady Justice.
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This cheese is for which to die, Todd.
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I am in hog heaven.
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Well, I'm glad you're
enjoying it, Carol.
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I am so sick of eating
canned foods, you guys.
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I know. I ate a can of tomato paste
yesterday that expired in July.
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That's nothing. I ate a whole jar of
rancid olives that expired in 2014.
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Ew!
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They were actually pretty good.
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Well, with everything
expiring, that cow's
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gonna be our main
food source soon, so...
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we got to keep her happy.
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Treat her like a queen.
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Where is she, by the way?
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We put a shock collar on her.
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Yeah, we set up a little perimeter
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so if she wanders too
far she gets a little zap.
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- Little zap.
- That's nice.
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Anybody want some more wine?
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Let me think.
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Yeah.
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All right, I'm on it, I'm on it.
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Melissa, can you cut me
off a slice of that cheese?
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- This one?
- That one, yeah.
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Thank you!
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So...
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how are things with you and Todd?
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Uh... he's just been kind of weird.
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Sexually?
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In every way.
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He's cold, kind of distant.
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Cheese'll make you feel better.
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What are you doing, Tandy?
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You care about these people.
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And you're gonna risk
your relationship with them
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over some insanely delicious cheese?
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I'm not strong enough.
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Don't! You're better than this.
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Huh? Their friendship is worth
way more than this cheese.
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Get back in your hole.
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Tandy's out.
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You guys, it was a tiny slipup.
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Tandy is a human
being; he's not chattel.
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Carol, agree to disagree.
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This shock collar is
exactly what I deserve.
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I did the crime... you fill in the rest.
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But in case you can't... blah
blah blah blah blah... time.
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And besides, I'm not even gonna
come close to these perimeters,
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so it's not even gonna be a factor...
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Yeah, yeah, thought I had
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a little more room there,
but no, got to learn
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these friggin' perimeters. And then...
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So it looks like we got another
border right about there.
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Thought I had to the concrete;
I was wrong about that.
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Look, just gonna... demarcate these
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with my shoesies.
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And one over here, like so.
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You guys,
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this is top-notch punishment.
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Did the crime, doing the time.
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DTC, DTT.
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Hey, you guys, you don't
have to take off right now.
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Well, you know where I am.
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Shocking that you would leave me.
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- Pun intended.
- Can I get you
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something to make you more comfortable,
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- like a pillow...
- Carol, if you got me a pillow,
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it wouldn't really be
a punishment, would it?
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Dirt's gonna be my pillow tonight.
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You're so strong.
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Worth the attempt.
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Top of the morning, Erica.
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Looking stunning today.
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Platonically speaking, of course.
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Good on ya.
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Just gonna put your...
your feet in the pool
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for a second, huh?
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"Pool." Australian for "pool," too.
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Ha.
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Gail Klosterman!
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Have you come down with
Benjamin Button's disease?
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'Cause you look ten years younger.
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And you looked 18 before.
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Hey, little girl,
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you want some candy?
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My legs are gonna live
vicariously through yours.
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- Oh, to be that pool water right now.
- Tandy, shut your friggin' trap!
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One friggin' trap-shutting coming up.
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I'm gonna be real quiet for you
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so you guys can enjoy your conversation.
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♪ There she is ♪
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♪ Miss Melissa Chartres. ♪
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Hi!
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Okay, Tandy, we're gonna have to add
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"no talking-slash-total
silence" to your punishment.
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I'm just trying to spread good cheer.
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You know, show everybody
how much I care about them.
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I'm not bothering you guys, am I?
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It has come to my attention
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that there has been some unhappiness
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with the volume and frequency
of my heartfelt compliments.
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Carol?
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I had Carol go out to the pet store
and get this new collar for me.
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It is voice activated,
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so whenever I speak,
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a burst of citronella will
be shot out into my face,
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thus assaulting my senses
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and delivering the silence you requested
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- and that I deserve.
- Yeah.
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Crime, time, C to the T.
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Glove fits, and it fits like a glove.
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There will be no Bronco chase.
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The juice is opposite of loose.
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Phil, will you do the
honors, my main man?
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Gonna move this over to give it room.
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Gonna get this right on the voice box.
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Okay, testing... Oh. Ah.
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It works!
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Really gets... in there.
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It works.
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Happy five-day punishment anniversary.
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How you holding up?
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This is the worst.
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This... this sucks.
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Is anybody even talking about me?
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No.
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No one's really talking about you.
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Yeah, Carol, you can
talk at normal volume.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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I couldn't even hear myself.
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No, no one's really talking about you.
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What?
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Don't they know how hard this is for me?
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I don't know.
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I keep talking about your sacrifice.
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No one's really engaging.
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I'm gonna keep trying.
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- I'm never gonna give up.
- Look,
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I know this is punishment,
but it'd be nice
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to get at least a little acknowledgment.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
A little acknowledgement.
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Sorry.
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Hey, maybe you need a little walk.
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Want to walk me to the perimeter?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Well, this is me.
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- Yeah.
- Hang in there.
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Well, hey, Melissa. What are you up to?
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Just bringing Tandy some beers.
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- Oh, how nice!
- You're kidding me.
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Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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That's so nice of you.
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Is this the edge of
your little perimeter?
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Yeah, it's right. It's
right-right back there.
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Enjoy.
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Melissa?
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So funny. So funny.
263
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So funny, Melissa.
264
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God!
265
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You're a real piece of work, Tandy.
266
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Just when I thought you couldn't get
any worse, you go, and you just...
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- Man! Man!
- Hey.
268
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- Todd, breathe.
- Okay. Sorry.
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In and out.
270
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Okay. You're good.
271
00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,295
Okay. Tandy just wanted to say
272
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:39,528
that he's so sorry he
threw those potted plants.
273
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,133
He just wanted to get your attention
274
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:43,469
'cause he has something he wants to say.
275
00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:48,715
- Carol, I can't hear him.
- Yeah, Tandy, we can't hear you.
276
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,479
Ooh, charades? Oh, that's so fun!
277
00:14:53,514 --> 00:14:54,713
- Star Wars!
- Mission Impossible!
278
00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:56,448
Ugly Betty!
279
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:57,616
Something with ugly!
280
00:14:58,519 --> 00:14:59,519
- X Factor?
- X Factor.
281
00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:01,487
Total Recall.
282
00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:02,454
X Factor!
283
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,589
Uh, uh, uh, Goonies.
284
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,749
- Annie!
- The black remake of Annie!
285
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,194
- X-Factor!
- The X Factor?
286
00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:08,260
Coyote Ugly!
287
00:15:08,296 --> 00:15:10,029
Elephant Man! Mask!
288
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,565
- No, it's not, it's not...
- X Factor?
289
00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:12,836
Think. Think.
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00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:16,001
- "I".
- Yeah. Okay.
291
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:17,636
- Love! No.
- That's right.
292
00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:19,605
X Factor!
293
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,607
No.
294
00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:22,642
- Hate?
- No.
295
00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,810
- Hate.
- Hate. Hate.
296
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,548
You hate the collar.
297
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:31,083
- Yes.
- Well, too bad, Tandyman.
298
00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:32,418
Butt!
299
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,653
- Oh, you could have pointed at your face.
- Yeah.
300
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,722
A collar.
301
00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:38,090
Butt.
302
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,192
Buttface? Ugly?
303
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,660
- X Factor!
- X Factor!
304
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:45,130
- No, no, no, no. Butt...
- Collar.
305
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,100
Butt.
306
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:50,135
Oh, he's saying that because
the collar was his idea,
307
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,238
that he should be able to
take it off when he wants.
308
00:15:52,273 --> 00:15:53,955
- No. No, no, no,
- TODD: No, you can't.
309
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:56,308
- It doesn't work that way.
- No, because it's about trust, Tandy!
310
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,077
Trust is the most important thing!
311
00:15:58,112 --> 00:15:59,712
Trust is the only thing!
312
00:15:59,747 --> 00:16:04,254
And you lost ours! I'm
talking about... trust, man!
313
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,885
Yeah. If you're gonna
act like an animal,
314
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,543
we're gonna treat you like an animal.
315
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,984
Oh, yeah, this dog is
gonna go in a doghouse.
316
00:16:11,092 --> 00:16:12,558
Come on, let's go, doggie.
317
00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:14,860
There. There.
318
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:20,701
Okay.
319
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:21,780
Oh, my gosh.
320
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,398
Looks like a fire broke out!
321
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,734
Gail, you weren't smoking, were you?
322
00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:28,803
God, no. Not out here anyway.
323
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:32,674
- No, it was clearly the tiki torch.
- All right, somebody put it out.
324
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,563
- Todd?
- Oh, I must have slept right through it.
325
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:38,980
Well, if it wasn't one of us,
326
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,281
who was it?
327
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,417
I think I know.
328
00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:47,655
Do you know anything about this fire?
329
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,380
Well, do you know who put it out?
330
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:57,331
Tandy saw the fire.
331
00:18:59,102 --> 00:19:01,002
Oh, and he called out.
332
00:19:01,037 --> 00:19:04,272
Oh, but everyone was asleep.
333
00:19:04,307 --> 00:19:05,907
What could he do? What could he do?
334
00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:08,676
He was gonna break out of the
shed. He broke out of the shed.
335
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,146
And he ran through the shock zone! Ow!
336
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:13,281
And then he got water from the pool.
337
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,050
And he went back and
forth and back and forth,
338
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:19,320
and he got shocked again
and again and again and again
339
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,222
until that fire was out,
340
00:19:21,258 --> 00:19:23,024
and then,
341
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:26,327
he was left on the hillside, depleted.
342
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,997
And then, after saving
all of our lives...
343
00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:33,301
...he got back in his shed,
344
00:19:33,336 --> 00:19:35,403
like the good prisoner that he is.
345
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:37,806
And I think I'm right in saying
346
00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:40,775
Tandy... did his time.
347
00:19:59,062 --> 00:20:00,895
Thank you so much!
348
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,764
Oh, my God, you guys, thank you so much.
349
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,065
And I know this doesn't mean that...
350
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,400
that like, I'm back in your good graces,
351
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:06,968
but this is a good first step.
352
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:08,883
And I look forward to
proving myself to you guys
353
00:20:09,072 --> 00:20:11,038
and regaining your trust,
because I have changed.
354
00:20:11,074 --> 00:20:12,740
And you guys are really important to me!
355
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,041
And I'm so excited
356
00:20:14,077 --> 00:20:16,544
about the future, and
I hope you are, too!
357
00:20:16,579 --> 00:20:18,646
God.
358
00:20:18,681 --> 00:20:20,314
Aah!
359
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,582
I hope you are, too.
360
00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:49,775
Daddy's home.
361
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:01,394
Where is he going? What's his secret?
362
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,493
And who will solve the mystery?
363
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:05,517
Hold on...
364
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,241
- Tandy's on the case.
- Please, God, don't!
365
00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:10,165
And Todd is on the chase.
366
00:21:10,989 --> 00:21:12,989
Anything you wanna say to me?
367
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:18,513
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