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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The one thing I asked you to do the
dishes and you didn't even do it.
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Have you just been sitting here all day
in bed?
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Whoa, whoa.
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Can we relax, please?
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Relax? Maybe the first time that I
asked. This is like the 15th time I've
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you to do the dishes while I'm at work.
I mean, I'm supporting the whole family
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and all I ask is for you to do the
fucking dishes so I don't have to come
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and do them before I cook you dinner.
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I...
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I can't even believe I'm asking a grown
man to do this.
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Can you... Can you... I'm trying to
cultivate, like, a positive mindset and,
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like, have, like, healthy energy as much
as possible, and you're bringing, like,
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a lot of kind of bad vibes, honestly,
right now.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I ruining the aura of
this room for you, where you sit all day
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not looking for a job, doing God knows
fucking what?
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I'm doing all kinds of stuff. You don't
know what I'm doing.
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I mean, one thing, please. I would love
to know what you're doing in here all
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day. I'm building a business right now.
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Oh, really? Where are the proof?
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Where's the proof of this business?
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It's on the computer.
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Claude's doing it.
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Oh, my God.
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It's just, you know, it's trial and
error. It's a lot of... It's been trial
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error for about a year and a half now.
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How much trial and how much error until
you realize you're just a loser.
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It would be great if I had a stepsister
that was supportive.
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I am supportive of you. You know I love
you.
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But when I ask you to do the dishes
while I'm gone at work for 10 hours a
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getting harassed by my boss, by my
employers, all day long, constant
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when I come home, all I want to do is
relax.
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And instead, I came into a messy house,
and you cuddled into your bed like a
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little baby doing nothing.
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I was meditating.
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You know, it's crazy.
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You know, you might be my stepbrother,
but we are worlds apart.
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Hey, I'm sorry. Nobody's forcing you to
work this job you hate all the time.
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No one's forcing me?
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Yeah. Who else is going to pay for the
house?
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's for other things.
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Please, you know, I have a couple emails
to answer. If you can just shut up.
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I'll do the dishes.
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Come on, get around to doing it.
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What's going on at work?
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They just have no idea about personal
time.
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I mean, they pay me well, but they don't
pay me good enough to be constantly on
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the fucking clock.
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And I left my folder at work, of course.
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Are you on your period or something?
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What? Just because I'm upset with you
for not doing what you promised me you
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would do for the thousandth time? You
think I'm on my period?
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I was just asking. Sorry.
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Because I'm, like, really stressed out.
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Don't touch me.
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Come on.
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Stop.
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You know what you need? This is how you
get away with it. This is how you get
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away with it every single time.
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Stop.
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You need a massage, probably.
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I need a lot more than a massage at this
point. I'm so tired.
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Come on, I'm sorry.
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Let me be a good brother. I'll give you
a massage.
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I'll make up for it.
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Don't be mad at me. You don't even know
how to give a massage. Shut up.
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It can't be that hard.
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I'll figure it out. Yeah, it can't be
that hard. So it's a guy who can't even
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get a job.
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Listen, I'm going to have a multi
-million dollar business here. We're
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get a new house. Oh, my God. If I had a
dollar for every time you said that.
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He's got a little faith.
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It does feel kind of good. See, I told
you.
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It's just I didn't anticipate this job
being so hard.
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My first temp position ever and I didn't
mean that meant temporary slave
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Thank you, I'm sorry I came in so hot
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you're both like me do you Say me more
of
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like a big fat old pervert and all day
long
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Having me bend over his desk and bend
over backwards at his beck and call,
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anything he wants, I'm there.
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He's always slapping my ass and thinking
that that means that I'm doing a good
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job.
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Really?
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That's crazy.
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No, it's gross.
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That is kind of fucked up. It is fucked
up.
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And I mean, they're not even paying me
enough for that.
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I'm sorry for being so hard on you.
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Okay. I know it's been hard finding a
job, but I just was hoping to come home
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and just, like, be able to kick my feet
up, and I saw the dishes, and I kind of
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just saw red.
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I mean, what were your feet?
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Are you sweet -talking me?
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Come on, I'll rub them.
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Even though they're probably stinky.
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I mean, I'll rub them.
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You know that.
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And, of course, he makes me wear heels
every day to the office, which makes no
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sense when I'm running around all day.
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It does feel really good.
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So how's your big business idea coming?
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Not so good right now, but I feel like
I'm close to making a breakthrough.
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You know, I feel like...
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When things finally start working out
for you.
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I can see you doing something big.
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I know I mean to.
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I may be a little hard on you, but you
are pretty smart.
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Not the worst guy ever.
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Thanks.
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I think you're pretty cool, too.
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I know you bully me constantly.
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I just yell at you occasionally, and you
deserve it most of the time.
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That's probably true.
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Oh, I feel so good.
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So it turns out you're not the worst
masseuse ever.
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I told you.
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Sometimes I'm too hard on you, I think.
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I know.
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Are you not wearing panties?
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Don't be a fucking creep.
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No, it's okay. I know I shouldn't have
been wearing panties. No, relax. I
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Sorry. Come on, come on, come on.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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I won't look down there. Okay, it's
fucking weird. You're my stepbrother.
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don't look there.
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I'm allowed to not wear panties if I
don't want to. It's fucking hot out.
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She just... Don't wear panties at work
all day?
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No. Do you think maybe that's why your
boss, like... Shut the hell up. Don't
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even insinuate that.
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Okay, I'm just saying. I should be
allowed to go to work and not get
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harassed. Yeah, no, 100%. Let me just
get back to it.
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I can't even believe that we have to
have this conversation.
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Can't you just see things and not say
anything?
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Okay, yeah, sorry.
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What is that?
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What?
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What is that?
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What? Are you hard?
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No. Yes, you are.
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No, no. Hey, chill out. Yes, you are.
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Ugh. I'm not. Yes, you are. You just got
hurt from massaging my feet. Yes, you
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did. No, I'm not. Would you just relax?
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I know what I see.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You're not going to hide anything from
me. Look at that.
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Look at that. You got hurt from
massaging my feet? That's fucking weird.
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Look, I didn't plan on it. Like, it
just... Like, you have nice feet.
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You obviously were scheming to touch my
feet.
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No? Yes.
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That's not... Look at this.
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You're not going to be able to lie to
me. I can see what I see.
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Listen, I'm sorry, okay? I just... I
mean, jeez.
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For a guy who sits at home and does
nothing all day, you do have a nice
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Ugh, I can't even believe I'm saying
that.
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I mean... I mean, you can, like, keep
touching her if you want.
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It creeps me out.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just saying, like, you're under a
lot of stress. Like, this is like a
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judgment -free zone in here, you know?
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If you wanted to... I'm not going to
tell anybody if you wanted to.
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If I wanted to what? Say it.
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You obviously have a plan.
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No. What, were you sitting in this room
scheming all day?
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I'm just saying, if you wanted to...
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I mean,
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I'll just suck it for a minute.
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But I swear, if you tell anyone, you're
moving out. I'm done paying your bills.
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Okay? This is for me, not for you.
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Okay.
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I can't. I cannot even believe that I've
gotten myself this stressed out that
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this is what I'm doing.
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But I mean, it is really nice.
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So you're a fuck guy, huh?
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been working so much I don't even
remember the last time I hooked up with
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anybody.
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I guess this is helping my mood a little
bit.
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What are
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you doing?
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Just shut up.
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Just enjoy it and shut up. I'm doing
what I want.
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Minutes.
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I can't believe you sweet -talked me
into this.
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Wait,
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do you have condoms or anything?
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No, just... I know you're not sleeping
with anyone. Just don't come inside me,
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okay?
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Okay.
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That will also be yours.
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Don't you dare.
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talking into that.
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Well, you better get to doing the
dishes.
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Okay. I'm going to shower up.
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You're all right, all right.
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So much better. Thank you. Oh, man.
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Sorry, I came in a little.
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