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Being a magical girl...
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and saving the world is something…
of a dream job.
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And I just happen to be a magical girl.
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Happy Happy Happiness!
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With my happy power, I'll happily send you to heaven!
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Draft beer, please!
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Yes, coming right up!
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I’m called Glass Happiness,
a magical girl with the power of misfortune.
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Here you are…!
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You’re really cute. Why not come work for me?
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Uhm, sure?
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No~!
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Whenever I meet Mr. Lieutenant at the park,
he’s always the first to see me.
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Today, however…I don’t think he’s
noticed me this close to him.
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--Alright! Here we go!
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It’s unusual…
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I wonder what kind of face he’ll make when I surprise him.
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I wanna see it…
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Excited...
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I’ll sneak up and cover his eyes…
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Guess who…! Ah…
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Not tall
enough
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…It’s you.
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Yeah… it’s me…
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Dejected
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I wasn’t able to see his face in surprise.
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I forgot! There was actually a
catchphrase I was supposed to say…
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A catchphrase?
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You have to say it.
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Okay...
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Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
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No.
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You should do it right now.
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Huh...?
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It’s embarrassing but it’s part of the job.
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Uhm, here goes…
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Go ahead.
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Happy Happy Happiness!
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With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
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Mr. Lieutenant?
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Saying something so silly with a straight face!
You sure take your work seriously, huh?
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I bet that cat came up with that one...
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You know, you really should tell him off more.
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I didn’t know seeing Mr. Lieutenant’s smile
could make me feel so happy…
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That was embarrassing for me,
but seeing his smile was worth it.
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I’ll try harder next time!
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That was fun. Now…
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Do it again.
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I did it three more times.
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No more please…
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It’s for research.
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You’re such a meanie sometimes…
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You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
Evil Lieutenant, remember?
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That can’t be.
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You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
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By the way, can you use magic as a magical girl?
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Yes, just a little bit…
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Today, I'll teach you how to turn
misfortune into happiness...
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through “Happiness Conversion."
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Okay. That sounds like wonderful magic.
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But first, you need to experience
some misfortune yourself. Mmbyee~!
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Huh?
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Oh my… You're a cutie.
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I gave it my all…
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Is that so?
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Training?
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After that, I gave Mr. Lieutenant
a little demonstration of my magic.
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Okay, so, I need you to do something
that makes me unhappy.
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How so?
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Well…
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[Pinching]
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[Doesn't
hurt]
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[Tickling]
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[Stopped
halfway]
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…Let’s stop.
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Mr. Lieutenant really is...
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...A kind person…
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The Evil Lieutenant.
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He's considered the brains of the Evil Organization, and known far and wide for his cold-heartedness.
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However, not many know his true nature.
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You can choose whichever character you want.
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The sheep…
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Alright then.
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It looks a little like her.
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I’m always the one calling
out to her when we meet in the park.
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As such, this time I'll try
pretending not to notice her.
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--Alright! Here we go!
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But this by no means implies that I'm
desperate for her to notice me more or anything!
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I sense her getting closer.
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Is she trying to slowly get close to me so she can
surprise me? Is she going to cover my eyes?
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I sense her reaching up…
She’s gonna cover my eyes…!
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Guess who…? Ah…
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Not tall
enough
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She can’t reach…!?
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The award for being cutest and cleverest should go to her!
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…It’s you.
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I forgot! There was actually a
catchphrase I was supposed to say…
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A catchphrase?
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It’s necessary for a magical girl’s entrance, apparently.
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I'm not certain it’s a necessity, but it could
be a highlight of what she can do…
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Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
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A highlight…
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No, you should do it right now.
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Huh?
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Come now, Magical Girl!
I’m your enemy, and I stand in your way!
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I need to see it! Plain and simple!
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Uhm, here goes…
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Go ahead.
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Happy Happy Happiness!
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With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
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I’m sorry, that's just the cutest but most pathetic
thing ever! Incredible! I want to make her happy…!
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Phew, that was fun.
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I obtained another piece of data on magical girls.
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I’m not sure how useful it’ll be, though.
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Even so, I can't afford
to overlook even the tiniest detail.
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As such...
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Now… Do it again.
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Ha… Happi…
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Hm? What’s wrong? I can't hear you.
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I had her do it three more times.
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You’re such a meanie sometimes…
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You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
Evil Lieutenant, remember?
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That can’t be.
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You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
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I want to make her do more embarrassing thingsssss…!
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This is just part of my research,
but what kind of magic can you do?
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Well... There's “Happiness Happiness”.
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If I use that, nothing but good things will happen.
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Wouldn't that make you invincible?
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But it only lasts nine seconds.
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Oh...
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And I can use “Happiness Conversion,"
where I can turn misfortune into happiness…
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Oh…
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Happiness Conversion!
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Okay, so, I need you to make me unhappy.
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How so?
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Well…
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You can try hitting me?
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I can’t do that.
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You can’t?
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It would be outside my specialty.
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How about lightly pinching me?
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Don’t mind me…
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So soft… Her cheeks are like marshmallows.
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They're white and puffy…
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Ah, uhm…
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I don't think that's really working…
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Go…go ahead.
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Excuse me…
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It’s like her magic is awakening something in me.
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Let’s stop…
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Before it’s too late.
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I’m sorry I couldn’t show you any magic…
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How careless of you, apologizing for not
showing your enemy your skills.
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It’s hard for me to show you my magic…
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I like being touched by your big hands…
so it’s hard for me to be unhappy.
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What you’re saying is so good and so bad!
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There’s no room for misunderstandings here!
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Mr. Lieutenant? What’s wrong?
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I wish I could've done it for him...
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I’ll see you tomorrow, Mr. Lieutenant.
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Mhm.
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Sweet treats. Mr. Lieutenant’s smile.
Mr. Lieutenant’s hands.
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Seriously...
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You’ve had me losing my mind ever since we met.
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Even though I'm a cold-hearted evil lieutenant.
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Even though I'm the magical girl of misfortune.
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We'll say “See you tomorrow” again today as we part.
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I feel all the happiness in the world
when I’m with Mr. Lieutenant.
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Good night, Magical Girl…
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Good night, Mr. Lieutenant.
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The days we have...
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I'm helpless against...
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The happiness that I feel.
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I’m heading out.
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Hibana, what’s this dessert?
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To my dear familiar
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Hibanaaaa!
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F*ck!
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Being outspoken and passionate would do more harm than good!
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Is that so?!
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The personality test again?
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He likes them too.
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Me? I'm a continent of passion!
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Has anyone seen Mira?
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Mira is on a mission.
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All set.
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Mr. Lieutenant…!
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Sorry for the wait!
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