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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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So how long you plan on us
staying here playing house?
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Did you see those kids' faces?
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Do you see the way
they looked at me?
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I'm not supporting six kids.
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We get the DNA results
tomorrow.
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It'll prove Liam's not Frank's.
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ROBERTA: That way if
this shithead changes his mind,
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he can't ever try and take Liam back.
MONICA: Quiet.
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Quiet.
They're sleeping.
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We are going to make
a great family, baby.
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I'm going to take care
of you and Liam
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like Frank never could.
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(giggling, murmuring)
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ROBERTA: Possession is
9/10th's of the law.
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(squealing in distance)
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FIONA:
It's so quiet.
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It's nice, right?
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Yeah.
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DEBBIE (over baby monitor):
It has to be E-6.
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It's the only spot left big
enough for a carrier.
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CARL:
No, it's not...
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(kids shouting) Monica didn't even
bother to read to them or tuck them in.
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She probably forgot to use
Liam's ass cream, too.
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DEBBIE:
Yes, it is.
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You're cheating again!
CARL: No, I'm not!
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FIONA:
Carl, go back to your room.
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Debbie, go to sleep.
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School tomorrow.
We're almost done.
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You both brush your teeth?
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DEBBIE AND CARL:
Yes...!
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Carl?
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Go. Now.
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Night, Carl.
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Night, Fiona. Love you.
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Love you, Fiona.
FIONA: Love you, too.
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And no reading
under the covers.
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(Debbie sighs)
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Monica,
Carl needs something from you.
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Here.
What? What's this?
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LIP:
Permission slip.
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Oh. You're going
to the aquarium!
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When?
CARL: Today.
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I need ten dollars.
What for?
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Admission fee.
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School doesn't pay for that?
LIP: No;
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and he'll need money for food.
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Grab him an instant oatmeal
and a Pop-Tart.
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Makes a great lunch.
Deb,
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what are you doing?
I'm looking
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for a poster board and markers.
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I'm running for re-election.
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Ian, could you help her?
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If you all would tell me
these things the night before,
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it would be a little better
in the morning.
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I need 40 bucks.
ROBERTA: No.
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Bob, do you have a five?
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In... in my wallet.
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Where it's gonna stay.
(murmurs)
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Look, I need a new calculus
textbook.
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I can get it used;
only costs 20.
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IAN:
Where are our lunches?
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Huh?
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Um...
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What is everybody looking at?
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Start spreading peanut butter
on bread.
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Right.
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So...
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Okay. Where's the jelly?
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(clamoring voices)
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Fucking Monica.
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She can barely cook an egg.
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She didn't even
make them lunches.
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Now she's got them
leaving for school late
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while that fat lesbian sits
on her ass doing nothing.
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All right.
It's freezing in here.
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Go over and help out.
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Fuck her!
She's driving you crazy.
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I'm fine. All right, then
it's driving me crazy.
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Believe me, I'll be back
over there soon enough.
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You get any sleep last night?
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She left Carl at Oktoberfest
until November.
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This is a woman who burned
a hole in Liam's footie pajamas
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when she fell asleep smoking
while nursing.
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She came back.
She's a flake. Okay?
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She never called.
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She never came by.
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She never sent those kids
a fucking birthday card!
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Must've been hard
when she left.
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Destroyed the kids.
I meant you.
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(laughs)
I wept tears of joy.
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We need a couch.
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You should talk to a lawyer.
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(laughing)
Oh, right.
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I can't keep food on the table,
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but I'm hiring a lawyer.
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Just to find out
what Monica can and can't do.
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Here, you know what?
I gotta get to work.
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Hup! Catch!
Wha...?
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What's this?
Your own cell phone.
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I told you I don't want you
buying me stuff.
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It's what couples do.
(clicks his tongue)
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Get us a couch.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay!
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Everyone...
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We won't be here
when you get home from school.
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Why?
What?
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Fiona always tells us why.
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None of your damn business why.
Bob!
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Your mother told you to go,
so go!
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MONICA: Out. Go on, guys.
I'll catch up.
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Bye. Bye.
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(Liam and Roberta giggle)
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I don't care
what the fucking DNA test says.
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You're not taking Liam.
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(scoffs)
We'll see about that.
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Yeah, we will.
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We having a problem,
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Phillip?!
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I dunno... Bob!
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Let's see.
You're camped out in my house,
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you're fucking my mother,
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and you're talking about
stealing my baby brother.
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Why would we have a problem?
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Boy, I will kick your...
Stop it! Hey!
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And congratulations, Mom.
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You always knew how to pick 'em.
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MONICA:
Lip!
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Lip!
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Lip!
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Please stop!
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Please!
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We haven't had
a chance to talk.
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Don't worry about it.
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No, I do.
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I... Oh, geez.
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I don't know where to start.
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How to explain.
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I worry about you.
(panting)
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I think about you all the time.
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I miss you.
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There's so much
I want to ask you.
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How's school?
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You were always so smart.
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My Lip.
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I know you can do anything.
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I'm so sorry I hurt you.
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(sobbing):
Oh, look at me.
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Next time you're thinking about
dropping in,
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don't.
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You've fucked up our lives
enough already.
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Touched By An Angel marathon
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on the Hallmark Channel
this weekend.
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Ooh, I always liked that one.
Mm-hmm.
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Except the Irish lady.
She's weird.
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Gunsmoke marathon on TBS, too.
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Think we could get it painted?
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The car.
Anything you want, Princess.
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I am just so proud of you
for deciding to go to
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the Purity Ball
and letting me protect you
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the way Jesus intended, huh?
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Have fun at school, sweetie.
Bye, Mom.
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Oh!
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Frank.
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I made Belgian crepes
with raspberries,
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and there's a little
maple syrup for you.
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Uh, can't. I'm late.
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Where you going?
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I told you.
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I'm picking up Monica, going
to the city clerk's office,
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signing the settlement
and getting the money.
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So... Monica?
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Yes, Monica.
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You want me
to get the money, don't you?
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Is that the only reason?
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Yes.
Frank?
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Are you coming home for dinner?
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Absolutely.
You sure?
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Yes, Yes. I'm late.
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I'm late.
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(car engine starts)
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Fuck.
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Thank God
we're leaving tomorrow.
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I don't think I can.
Yes, you can.
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These kids need me.
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They're fine.
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You didn't see Lip?
How brokenhearted he was?
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Oh, honey, he'll get over it.
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We can't take Liam from
his brothers and sisters.
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He's coming with us.
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No. The universe is
giving me a sign.
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An opportunity to be the mother
I never could be.
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I always felt guilty
about leaving those kids.
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I'm...
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I'm-I'm better now.
I think I can handle it.
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Yeah.
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Look at me.
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Monica!
Look... Uh-uh.
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Look at me.
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When we met, you were
like a beaten dog,
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barely hanging on by a thread.
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I am stronger now.
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But for how long if
we stay here, baby?
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For how long, hmm?
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(laughs)
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We're getting the
DNA results, then
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we're leaving with Liam.
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Oh-ho.
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I hope I'm not interrupting
a pajama party, Moni.
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That's what you ladies do
when you're together, right?
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Pillow fights and the like?
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You wish you had a dick
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as big as mine.
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I am a man of ample girth
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and length.
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(snorts)
Ask Moni.
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If I seem unimpressive in
my Wranglers, it's because
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I'm a grower, not a shower.
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But trust me,
when it's time to show, I grow.
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Come on, Mrs. G.
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Let's hit the road.
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Frankie's got some moolah
coming his way.
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Change of plans, Frankie.
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Monica's not signing
those papers
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until you get Lip, Fiona and
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the kids on board
with us taking Liam.
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- What? - Monica needs to know that the
kids aren't going to hate her.
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It's too late.
They already hate her.
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Don't push it, Frank.
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We could be asking
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for the spousal support and
half the settlement money.
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Fine.
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Where's Fiona?
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MONICA:
Next door.
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She moved in with Steve.
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Who the fuck is Steve?
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Oh, God...
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That time of the year again,
Jasper?
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Yeah, just like
Christmas, Frank.
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I know you've been naughty.
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Stop following me.
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Got my camcorder right here.
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Just a matter of time
before I catch you.
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Fuck off.
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How's Mickey doing?
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They still have him at
the jail ward over at County.
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You been over to visit him?
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Nah.
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Those dyke guards pat you down
like amateur gynecologists.
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How's Kash?
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Couple of the Neighborhood
Watch ladies came by the store,
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offered to throw him a parade.
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Hmm.
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Kash had better move
his family back to Baghdad
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before Mickey gets out.
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He's from Evanston.
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Won't be nearly far enough.
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Mandy...
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Lip.
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It's a nice outfit.
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00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,460
What is that...
uh, pirate wench?
263
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,504
You like?
264
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,756
What's your third period?
265
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,550
Health.
266
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,134
Why?
267
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,804
Think we need
to miss some school.
268
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,180
See you.
269
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,022
Tony?
270
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,858
Somebody bought
Mr. Harris' house?
271
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,860
Windows aren't
boarded up anymore.
272
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,737
Yeah. Somebody did.
273
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,365
Who?
274
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,325
Steve.
275
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,538
Yeah.
276
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,165
Hope he can get the smell out.
277
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:39,587
Harris was dead on the toilet
a long time before we found him.
278
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,759
What was that about?
279
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,222
Come on.
280
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,933
You're good?
Shit!
281
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,727
Careful, careful,
careful, careful.
282
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,021
Stop it! Ow!
I got it. I got it.
283
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,355
Okay, girl power.
284
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,691
And down, down, down,
down, down, down, down.
285
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,776
Oh.
Oh. Oh, sorry.
286
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,069
FRANK:
Nice couch.
287
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,404
What the hell, Frank?
288
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,572
Steve needs
289
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,907
new locks.
290
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,617
You broke in?
Living with
291
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,701
the boyfriend.
292
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,411
What?
She won't sign
293
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,955
my settlement until you
and the kids stop harassing her
294
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,916
over Liam.
We're not harassing her.
295
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,418
The boy needs
to be with his mother.
296
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,755
He is with his mother till
she decides to take off again.
297
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,299
You obviously don't care.
298
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,761
You've moved into
this love nest.
299
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,929
I didn't move.
300
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,931
I'm staying here
until your wife fucks up.
301
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,350
What your mother
and I decide to do
302
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:38,437
with our son Liam is
our business, Fiona,
303
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,564
not yours.
304
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,107
I am getting that money!
305
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,454
So?
306
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,498
I think he might be serious.
307
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,629
Hey, Frank.
Fuck!
308
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,840
Yo, Frank.
309
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,677
Sheila called and "is making
your favorite dinner...
310
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,095
pot roast."
311
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,138
Sheila's making you pot roast?
312
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,431
Oh, that's so sweet.
313
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,017
Oh, and hey, that Jasper guy
was hanging around again,
314
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,268
asking questions about you.
315
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,853
Aah!
Wanted to know how you felt.
316
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,356
If you were back to work,
that sort of thing.
317
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,149
Fucking disability guy.
318
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,818
He's outside right now.
319
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,695
Been following me
around all morning.
320
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,613
I told him you were training
321
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,781
for a marathon.
322
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,116
Every year that shithead
323
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,785
tries to trip me up,
stop my disability check.
324
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,496
I finally get some luck,
325
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,124
and this douche with a
video cam has to show up.
326
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,542
You don't have any luck.
327
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,502
Hello!
328
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,504
Settlement money. Thank you.
329
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,172
If I can get
330
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,133
Monica away from
Rosie Greer long enough
331
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,884
to sign the goddamn thing!
332
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,387
Yeah, well, my guess... Bob won't
let Monica out of her sight.
333
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,889
She did look beautiful, though,
didn't she?
334
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,850
Really keeping herself up.
335
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,893
Uh-huh.
336
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,895
Yeah, what about, uh,
337
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,856
Sheila and the pot roast?
338
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,190
(laughs)
339
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,317
She's like mouth
herpes... the gift
340
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,861
that keeps on giving.
341
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,531
No. Monica is my soul mate.
342
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,366
We just click.
343
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,535
Two lesbians at home
and the promise of cash.
344
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,620
Maybe your luck
has changed, Frank.
345
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,622
Nah.
346
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,041
(Tommy laughs)
347
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,751
Nah.
348
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,210
What are we looking for?
349
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,046
How to override parental rights.
350
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,048
We thinking DCFS or attorneys?
351
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,549
Attorneys.
352
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,301
I should have done this
when I turned 18.
353
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,677
Frank was so broken
after Monica left,
354
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,845
he would have signed anything.
355
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,263
Here's someone.
356
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,848
Mark Rydell.
357
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,558
He'll fight for you
358
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,018
when you can't
fight for yourself.
359
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,062
Asian cowboy? Don't think so.
360
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,563
Oh, what about that lady?
361
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,565
The one that helped
get Carl and Debbie back
362
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,735
when Frank locked them in
that car at Indian bingo.
363
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,861
Micha Davis.
364
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,571
Is this her?
365
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,531
Looks like she just
shit in her pants.
366
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,991
(laughing)
Keep looking.
367
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,035
Ah.
368
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,579
There's one.
Christine Dowling.
369
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,081
Attractive, professional...
370
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,750
And she looks like she might
actually have a law degree.
371
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,502
Let's call her.
372
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,588
IAN:
Where'd you get the car?
373
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,049
LIP:
Borrowed it from Steve.
374
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,717
Been working with him a bit.
375
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,261
Doing what?
376
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,847
(sighs)
377
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,016
Oh, better not
let Fiona find out about it,
378
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,685
or she'll kill you... and him.
379
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,481
You doing okay?
380
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,776
Lot going on.
381
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,237
Yeah. It's weird
having Monica back.
382
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,697
Yeah. Yeah, that, too.
383
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,535
What? Something else?
384
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:43,413
It's kind of hard to explain.
385
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,457
Try me.
386
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585
Mickey's gay,
and we're doing it.
387
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,379
And Kash shot Mickey
because of me,
388
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,132
but Mickey would rather go
to juvie than admit he's gay.
389
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,717
So, I'm doing both
Kash and Mickey.
390
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,720
Well, not so much Kash lately.
391
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,973
But when Kash and me
were hot and heavy,
392
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,266
Linda found out about it,
393
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,351
and is blackmailing Kash
into having another kid.
394
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,687
Holy shit.
395
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,856
Yeah.
396
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,359
IAN:
Here they come.
397
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,531
I think I'm gonna
go see him today.
398
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,615
Who? Kash?
399
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,867
No. Mickey.
400
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,493
He's in jail
awaiting sentencing.
401
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,253
I want to know what
I have to do to adopt
402
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,672
my toddler brother and possibly
my other siblings, as well,
403
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,090
and raise them as my own.
404
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,717
Are both your parents
still alive?
405
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,260
Yes.
Incompetent?
406
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,679
Very.
407
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,973
Okay, well, you're
talking about
408
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,350
vacating their parental
rights and becoming
409
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,727
legal guardian of how many?
410
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,769
Five.
411
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,563
Oh, that's a lot of kids.
412
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,150
You know,
the law's pretty strict
413
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,318
regarding parental rights.
414
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,320
You'd need
to prove incompetence.
415
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,654
Do you have a case?
416
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,697
How much time do you have?
417
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,781
I have a folder.
418
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,533
You got a folder. Okay.
419
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,120
(clears throat)
420
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,997
Well, it looks
like your mother...
421
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,207
Monica.
422
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,334
...Monica left a couple
of years ago?
423
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,752
21 and a half months.
424
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,920
Is she back now?
425
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,213
Sort of.
426
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,797
And your father,
427
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:16,882
Frank Gallagher...
428
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,383
Wow. He's a live one.
429
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,302
Drinker?
430
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,851
Yeah.
431
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,230
Uh, do you make federal poverty
level wages for a family of six?
432
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,397
How much is that?
433
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,483
30 grand a year or so.
434
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,567
(sputters)
435
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,489
So you don't earn enough money
to support them,
436
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,574
and we'd have to prove
your parents incompetent?
437
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,285
Listen, I know it
bites the big one,
438
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,703
but the best case scenario
439
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,914
is the county places
your brothers and sisters
440
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,833
in foster care while you and
your father fight over custody.
441
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,002
(sighs)
442
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,338
Mrs. Gallagher?
MONICA: Yeah.
443
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,840
Thank you.
Yeah.
444
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,008
(sighs)
445
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,596
He's Frank's.
446
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,847
(Liam babbles)
447
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,599
What?!
448
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,850
Frank's the father.
449
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,936
How the fuck is this possible?
450
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,104
I don't know.
451
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,647
I always thought I got pregnant
452
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,358
when I did E with that
bouncer at the Zebra Lounge.
453
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,859
I-I woke up naked.
454
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,403
The law's still on our side.
455
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,570
What?
456
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,739
You're the mother.
457
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,157
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
458
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,784
So, we find Frank today,
459
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,120
tell him we'll sign
his settlement papers
460
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,789
in exchange for him signing over
his parental rights.
461
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,541
After that, there ain't
462
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,459
a damn thing
Fiona can do about it.
463
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,128
Come on, Monica.
464
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,383
He's not ruining
my fucking family.
465
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,969
I swear to God, he's not going
to take my son away from me.
466
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,305
Fuck this shit!
467
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,433
Wow.
468
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,435
They look unhappy.
469
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,145
Yeah.
470
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,401
Two women who just left
471
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,487
must not have not been happy
with the news they got, huh?
472
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:03,905
Oh, yeah. Happens.
473
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,115
Had a guy last month
474
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,242
hang himself from a pipe
in the men's room.
475
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,329
So, can I help you?
476
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,581
Yeah, uh, I think, uh...
477
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,250
I think maybe you can.
478
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,503
♪
♪
479
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,025
(brakes squeal)
480
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,489
♪
♪
481
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,967
How long you gonna
keep this up, Jasper?
482
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,136
Well, as long as
it takes this time.
483
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,473
Insurer is sick and
tired of paying you.
484
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,724
They know you're faking.
485
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,102
Gonna pay me a thousand
bucks for proving it.
486
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,776
Hey, Jasper.
487
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076
FRANK (calls):
Monica!
488
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,121
You here?
489
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,998
I talked to Fiona!
490
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,876
Everything's good!
491
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,462
Monica!
492
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,051
Bleh.
493
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,727
♪
♪
494
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,240
Oh, shit!
495
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,242
(yells)
496
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,081
Where's Fiona?
497
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,250
Doesn't live here anymore.
498
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,668
Monica?
499
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,420
Nope.
500
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,715
I think I broke my arm.
501
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,008
Uh-huh.
502
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,801
It hurts a lot.
503
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,139
(clicks tongue)
Yeah.
504
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,143
That one?
Yeah.
505
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,021
Ow! What the...?!
506
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,773
Go get your bike.
507
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,777
You sure you're ready for this?
508
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,654
Hell, yeah. I mean,
509
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,532
just 'cause Liam's Frank's
doesn't mean the rest of us are.
510
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,658
LIP:
Yeah.
511
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,871
All right, it says here
512
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,916
all we have to do is...
513
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,169
swab our own cheeks
and send it back in.
514
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,880
Yeah, and pay them
150 bucks each.
515
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,299
On the off chance
we're not related to Frank,
516
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,967
it's totally worth it.
517
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,177
Open up.
518
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,680
It's actually
519
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,724
pretty cool...
there's a lot of shit
520
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,101
we can figure out
about ourselves in there.
521
00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:23,772
Yeah, like, uh, if we got
the alcoholic gene from Frank.
522
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,233
Yeah, or the dummy gene
from Monica.
523
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,527
Or if any of us is
gonna turn out to be gay.
524
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:29,569
Nice.
525
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,591
(tires squeal)
526
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,306
Now!
527
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,893
(tires screech)
528
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,565
(groans)
Carl!
529
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,066
Carl!
530
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,652
Carl. Oh...
531
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,903
I think
532
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,238
you broke his arm.
533
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,239
Oh, shit!
534
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,907
Can I go to the hospital now?
535
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:18,243
(quietly): Just give me a couple
of more yells first.
536
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,619
(yelling)
537
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,496
Oh, my boy!
538
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,498
Oh, wow.
539
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,875
That roast smells amazing.
540
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,421
Don't get any ideas,
it's not for you.
541
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,924
Frank's not coming back.
He's with his wife now.
542
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,884
Mmm.
543
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,304
I know how disappointed you get
544
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,223
when nobody's here to
eat your wonderful meals.
545
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,850
KAREN:
Mom!
546
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,769
Where is my dress?
547
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,938
Come on, sweet girl.
548
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,273
(Karen giggling)
549
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,775
SHEILA: It's so good.
Okay...
550
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,528
(gasps):
Perfect.
551
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,406
Okay, let me get the side zipper.
KAREN: Okay.
552
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,450
SHEILA (whispering):
You look beautiful.
553
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,871
My goodness.
554
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,290
You... you look stunning.
555
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:12,631
I am so proud of you.
556
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,635
All right, Eddie.
557
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:20,180
Why don't you just
join us for dinner
558
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,807
before you both go
to the Purity Ball?
559
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,809
You're sure?
560
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:28,772
I'll just...
save a plate for Frank.
561
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,745
Thanks for putting money
in my commissary account.
562
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,705
I was running low on smokes.
563
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,415
Not me. Kash.
564
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,669
I told him you might
still press charges.
565
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,712
Thanks.
566
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,177
How long?
567
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:02,847
I don't know. Supposed
to be a year, right?
568
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,850
Maybe only a couple months
if I don't do anything stupid.
569
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,185
Like what?
570
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,520
Like stab that fat
571
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,647
fuckin' mick who keeps
trying to steal my Jell-O!
572
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,315
Who? Me?
Yeah!
573
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,359
Fuck you!
574
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,073
I, I miss you.
575
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,451
You say that again, I'll rip
your tongue out of your head.
576
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,880
Take your hand off the glass.
Oh.
577
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,341
♪
♪
578
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:55,900
♪ Yes, I found her
buried underneath ♪
579
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,610
(siren begins to wail)
580
00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:03,366
♪ The ground,
shaking as she weeps... ♪
581
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:16,379
(garbled police radio
transmission)
582
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,095
Good evening, Officer.
Is everything okay?
583
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,638
I don't know. Is it?
584
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,140
Oh. Hey. Tony,
how you doing?
585
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,516
Good.
586
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,104
So... did I do
something wrong?
587
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,856
Taillight out?
588
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,107
Low tire?
No, no,
589
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,276
no, uh, congratulations
on the new house.
590
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,738
Yeah.
591
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,532
Yeah, yeah, nice little
fixer-upper in the neighborhood.
592
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,910
Hear the neighbors can be
loud, though, lots of kids.
593
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,288
Fiona's a good girl.
The best.
594
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,791
Known her since we were in
Head Start. Long time, you know?
595
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,339
Just... drive carefully.
596
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,758
You don't want to
get hurt down here.
597
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,645
Mm, this is good.
598
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,815
So, I'm just curious
about what happens
599
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:19,317
at the Purity Ball tonight.
600
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,820
Well, it's a Christian event
designed to strengthen the bond
601
00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:23,404
between fathers and daughters.
602
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,781
We make a covenant.
603
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,493
Of purity. Like an oath?
And then we exchange
604
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,161
promise rings and, uh,
605
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,205
we do some chastity prayers.
It's fun.
606
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,126
Wow.
607
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,713
Do they have these,
um, balls for young men?
608
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,757
Why would they?
609
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,386
Oh...
610
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,012
Ready to smile?
611
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,516
Aw. Oh, that's so nice!
612
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,518
(gasps)
It's beautiful.
613
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,770
One more, one more.
614
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,188
One more, one more.
Oh, come on.
615
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,690
It's so nice.
616
00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,817
Oh, yeah!
617
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,943
Hey, you're back!
618
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,987
FRANK:
Oh, hell yeah.
619
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,030
Showed that Jasper
a thing or two.
620
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,366
Bastard's going to
be begging me
621
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,909
not to sue him.
622
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,287
Let us have a bottle
of your good stuff.
623
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,663
I've got some money coming.
624
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,540
You know, when you die,
I'm gonna go to your funeral
625
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,166
and I'm gonna sing
a song. It goes,
626
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,585
♪ I got money coming ♪
627
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,961
Oh, boy.
628
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,463
Bet you wish you'd had that
vasectomy by now, huh?
629
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,341
♪
♪
630
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,802
Just thought you'd want
to know Carl's all right.
631
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,762
They re-set his arm.
632
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,097
LIP: Yeah, so please
stay on your barstool,
633
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,223
and just keep drinking.
634
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,558
Hey.
635
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,560
Let's just do what
we came here to do.
636
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,522
If you're looking for money,
I don't have any yet.
637
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,399
Your mom still hasn't signed
my settlement papers.
638
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,067
I don't know where
she's been all day.
639
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,278
She's been getting
Liam's DNA results.
640
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,738
Congratulations,
you're still the father.
641
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,282
Are you serious?
642
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:52,744
Ooh. I thought that
was always a rumor
643
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,203
about Nana Gallagher
having an affair
644
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,747
with that sax player.
645
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,791
Promise you won't sign anything
forfeiting parental rights.
646
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:03,046
Come on! You know what
a bad mother Monica is.
647
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,173
I'm just letting her pretend
that she can have him
648
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,549
so I can get my settlement.
649
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,509
What if she doesn't give up that easy?
No, no.
650
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:10,762
No, this is a win-win situation.
651
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,222
I mean, even if she takes him
for just a little while,
652
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,557
she'll be back.
653
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,393
Crying about her
low self-esteem,
654
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,979
or how boys actually
need their fathers,
655
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,940
or penis grief.
656
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,692
FRANK: That's when you wake
up in the middle of the night
657
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,778
and you look at the person
next to you, and you say,
658
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,154
"Somebody help me!
I just fucked a lady."
659
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,074
I've never asked you
for anything. Ever.
660
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:34,661
Oh, come on. Will you please
give me some time with this?
661
00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,412
I can do this, I,
just don't pressure me.
662
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,039
I've gotta walk away.
663
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,541
- What? - If I don't walk away,
I'm going to fucking hit him.
664
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,378
What the hell?
665
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,133
Fuck!
666
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,307
Debs.
667
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,813
If you do this, you are on
your own, and I'm not kidding.
668
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:04,774
I'm done. I'm gone.
669
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,567
FRANK: Bullshit.
You'll never leave those monkeys,
670
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,945
you love them too much.
671
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,948
Kids.
672
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,660
Before we begin, let me
just say how proud we are
673
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,662
of your desire to re-purify.
674
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,331
My daughters participated,
and now,
675
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,709
although still single,
are enjoying
676
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,044
very spirit-filled lives.
677
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,587
Patty?
678
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,840
Would you like to start?
679
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:32,927
Last year when I was
singing madrigal,
680
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,138
I started dating
a boy in the choir.
681
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,516
He said we were dating,
but we never met outside of
682
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,810
our make-out sessions in
the rehearsal hall.
683
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,563
I repeatedly let him touch me
684
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:48,484
on my breasts, through
my shirt and bra.
685
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,278
And once, I felt his...
686
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,989
his rod touch my leg.
687
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,241
This is so embarrassing. I can't
believe I let him do this.
688
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,285
I'm so sorry.
RANDY: Thank you, Patty.
689
00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:59,412
I want to thank you for
your courage to confront
690
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,955
your struggles with desire.
691
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,874
Who's next?
692
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,126
Elaine?
693
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,130
Hi.
694
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,715
My name is Elaine,
695
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,926
and I only touched one...
696
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:15,803
penis.
697
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,764
Once.
698
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:20,475
If I didn't, I was going
to get hit with a pipe.
699
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:24,437
God, why did you let
my daughter become a slave
700
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:25,730
to the flesh?
701
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,940
I was going to get
hit with a pipe!
702
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,488
STEVE:
So the lawyer said
703
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:34,614
there's nothing you can do?
704
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:37,158
If we sue, it could backfire.
Make things worse.
705
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,494
(knock at door)
706
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,748
Jesus. This place still smells
like old man Harris.
707
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,124
What did Monica want?
708
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,834
She wants us to
come over for dinner.
709
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,628
Some kind of a family meeting.
710
00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:49,796
FIONA (scoffs):
Family?
711
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,005
Fucking load of shit.
712
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,590
You told her we know
Liam is Frank's?
713
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:53,591
Yeah.
714
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,802
(Fiona sighs)
715
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:57,553
You have any pot?
716
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,347
I think if I have
to go see Mom conscious,
717
00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,682
I might actually commit a violent felony.
LIP: That's the first time
718
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,268
in a long time
I've heard you call her Mom.
719
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,520
I did?
720
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,605
I don't know
721
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,273
if I ever really felt
like she was my mom.
722
00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:11,859
Ian and I got
our DNA tests done.
723
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:14,570
FIONA:
Why?
724
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:15,613
I don't know, got excited
725
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,782
at the idea
of not being Frank's, and
726
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,075
if none of us are his, then
727
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,201
you'd have a much
easier time becoming
728
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,494
our legal guardians.
729
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,412
Lip's gonna pick up
the results in about an hour.
730
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,164
Well...
731
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,292
...here's to you
not being Frank's.
732
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,550
My actions have been unladylike
733
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:38,136
and base in nature,
and for that I am
734
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,720
truly sorry.
735
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,389
RANDY:
Karen.
736
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,101
In order for you to receive
the full gift of purity,
737
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,646
you need to be
as honest as you can.
738
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,315
It's okay, sweetheart.
739
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,776
Just tell what happened.
740
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:58,197
Um, well, okay.
(chuckles)
741
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,659
I started having oral sex
at a very young age,
742
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,244
maybe 13.
743
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,329
It was guys
around the neighborhood...
744
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,747
three or four at first
745
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,916
and then, well, more than three
746
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,501
or four.
747
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,836
I didn't have intercourse
748
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,088
until the eighth grade.
749
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,048
I didn't like it at first,
but then around the sixth time,
750
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,842
it started to feel good,
751
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:20,178
really good,
752
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,679
but I didn't feel
good about it.
753
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:22,972
Um, there was
754
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,683
a few times where I got high
755
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:29,687
and started experimenting
with guys and girls
756
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,522
at the same time.
757
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,274
I wouldn't necessarily
call it an orgy,
758
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:36,777
but there were a lot of naked
body parts flying around,
759
00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:39,530
which felt very good
but kind of bad
760
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,782
all at the same time.
761
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,452
And then there was the time
at Mindy Carlson's sleepover
762
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:45,536
when we all got in the shower
763
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,164
and started soaping
each other up,
764
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,874
and then her mom walked in
and freaked out
765
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,626
when she saw Mindy
in the shower with a big,
766
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,211
black strap-on dildo.
767
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,212
You whore!
768
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,381
Whores don't get cars!
769
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,843
MONICA:
Okay.
770
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,930
There, I hope
everybody's hungry.
771
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:11,729
There you go, Ian,
it's your favorite.
772
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:12,730
What is it?
773
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,065
Lasagna.
774
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:18,653
Carl, could you start
passing the salad, please?
775
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:21,030
ROBERTA: Monica is Liam's
mother, and I know you won't
776
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,990
be happy, but...
Jesus,
777
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:27,078
Bob, can we just enjoy our
dinner and then talk after...?
778
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,246
Talk about what?
779
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,247
Debbie,
780
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,248
please.
781
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,707
Where's Lip?
782
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,125
Had something to do.
783
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,252
He's not coming?
784
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,379
Sorry I-I'm late.
785
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,672
Did I miss the chow?
786
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:40,758
Ooh... looks good.
787
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,468
If you called us here
to tell us
788
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,053
that you're taking Liam
and leaving again,
789
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,097
we don't want to hear it.
Fiona,
790
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:48,432
you're upset, I get it.
791
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,726
I was married to Frank
for 18 years.
792
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,397
I know, it's like swallowing
broken glass every day.
793
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,189
Hey!
794
00:37:56,774 --> 00:38:00,069
Oh, Lip, wonderful.
We just started.
795
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,238
Your mother said 6:30.
796
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,406
You lose your watch?
797
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:04,740
I don't have a watch, Bob.
798
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,784
What's the news?
799
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,120
Haven't opened it yet. Figured
we should do it together.
800
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,705
Thanks.
801
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:12,081
Me and Ian decided
802
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,126
to get our DNA tests done, too,
803
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,296
on the off chance that
maybe we aren't Frank's kids.
804
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,505
What?
805
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,632
Yeah. We figured
why should you and Bob
806
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,676
get to have all the fun?
807
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,431
Holy shit.
808
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:32,393
Congratulations, Ian.
809
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:36,230
You are not
Frank Gallagher's son.
810
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:50,328
(door slams)
Fuck!
811
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:51,787
(groans)
Karen?
812
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,581
Sweetie...
813
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:54,415
Honey?
814
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,253
Sweetie, you're back
from the ball so soon?
815
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,673
Honey?
816
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:05,718
Karen?
817
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,927
(crashing)
818
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,597
He promised me the fucking car!
819
00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:12,683
Karen, sweetie,
what's going on?
820
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,353
I'm so proud of you!
821
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:17,730
You remind me of my first
communion!
822
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,440
He humiliated me!
823
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:22,526
He made me think he loved me!
824
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:28,449
(sobbing)
825
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,419
Honestly, sweetie,
826
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,421
I don't know.
827
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,007
There was that week in
the summer of '95
828
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,218
that I did a lot of PCP.
829
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,594
And I...
You did PCP?
830
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,097
Without me?!
831
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,599
You promised we would
do that together!
832
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,559
Excuse me. Can we get back
to who Ian's father is?
833
00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:58,729
I like the idea of Monica
cheating on Frank, you know?
834
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:02,024
It really keeps my image
of you right on track, Mom.
835
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,067
Will somebody please
836
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,237
tell me
what we're talking about?
837
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,905
All right, the results say
838
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,157
that you, Frank, are
absolutely not my father.
839
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,243
But my father is
a close relative,
840
00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:14,662
most likely one
of your brothers.
841
00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:16,163
Dad has brothers?
842
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,164
He has two, right?
843
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,207
Three.
844
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,751
LIP: You know, I think
I met the one
845
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,294
that sells smoked sausage
and razor blades
846
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:24,004
out of the trunk of his car.
847
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,339
All right.
848
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,967
I-I honestly don't know.
849
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,846
Are we still related?
850
00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:33,389
Of course you are.
851
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,101
Not only did you lie
to me about the PC,
852
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,770
you fucked my brother!
What's next?
853
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,858
You gonna take up
with a black lady/man?
854
00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:47,153
Oh, I forgot,
that's already happened.
855
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:50,197
How can we get
back together now?
856
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,868
I have never, ever had any
intention of getting back
857
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,161
together with you, Frank.
858
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,288
For Chrissake, you only tricked
me into coming here
859
00:40:57,329 --> 00:40:59,540
to get some settlement money!
860
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,375
I wanted to see you again.
861
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,711
So you pretended that she won
a teddy bear?
862
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,213
You know how much
I love teddy bears.
863
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,299
You and Monica are over, Frank.
864
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,842
Me and Monica are getting
married.
865
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,678
Aah! She's still married to me.
866
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,930
Not for long.
She's getting a divorce.
867
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,807
You two are still married?
868
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,726
How can two ladies get married?
869
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,186
They're lesbians.
870
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:22,354
Penetration isn't required
for sex to occur.
871
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,650
What? It's legal now in
several states.
872
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:27,651
ROBERTA:
Divorce, Frank.
873
00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:29,195
You owe her at least that much.
874
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,530
What about what she owes me?!
875
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:34,325
She gonna leave me again
with six kids?
876
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,785
Leave me to deal
with all the shit?
877
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,370
You mean leave me
to deal with the shit.
878
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:39,830
MONICA:
I didn't leave you!
879
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,707
You drove me out!
880
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:44,043
No self-respecting person could
stay with you, Frank!
881
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:46,837
You treated me like a dog!
You...
882
00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,380
(clamoring)
Hey, hey!
883
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:49,965
You need to let us raise Liam.
884
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,509
I don't care what
the test results say.
885
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:53,385
Liam belongs with us!
886
00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,012
Nobody's taking Liam!
887
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,348
I can't believe you want
a divorce.
888
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,145
Me and Bob deserve
a family of our own.
889
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,231
You had a family!
You left it!
890
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,859
I didn't leave you!
He drove me out!
891
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,694
You should have protected us!
892
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,113
I tried, but I couldn't!
893
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,200
Fiona, if I didn't leave,
I would have died!
894
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,536
Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy.
895
00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:22,706
You have no idea what it was
like being married to him.
896
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:25,125
You have no idea how bad it is!
897
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,210
Yeah? Try me.
898
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,420
Oh, come on now!
899
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:32,424
Okay, I know
that he tortured you.
900
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:36,762
I know that he ruined you,
but we didn't marry him, Mom.
901
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:37,888
You did.
902
00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:42,810
If you love us,
any of us in any way,
903
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,229
you'll leave Liam,
take your girlfriend,
904
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:49,108
get in your truck
and never come back.
905
00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:53,612
But...
906
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,921
MONICA:
I...
907
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,214
I love you...
908
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,382
(door shuts)
909
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,634
I do.
910
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:21,473
Shit. (sighs)
911
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,522
What's the matter with you?
912
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,565
She tell you?
913
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,984
She tell you what she said?
914
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:34,653
You called our daughter a whore.
915
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,239
How about what she did to me?!
916
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:40,743
Get out. Out.
917
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,578
What...?
Just get out!
918
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,622
Get out!
Did she mention what she did to me?!
919
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,998
You understand?
Get out!
920
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,792
She's a human being!
921
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,462
She deserves love, not hate!
922
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,839
You weren't there.
I know all those people?
923
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,716
What's the matter with you?!
Don't ever come back!
924
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:59,595
Just keep going on and on!
Don't ever come back! Go!
925
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:03,015
Get out!
Don't ever come back!
926
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,186
Forever!
927
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:09,855
(sniffles)
928
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,774
(sobbing)
929
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:17,571
Frank! Frank, did you see
what Eddie did to my Karen?
930
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,658
You're out of the house.
931
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,409
What?
932
00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:25,621
You're out of the house.
933
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,957
I-I...
934
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:33,379
I got so mad,
I-I-I came out of the house.
935
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:40,219
I'm out of the house!
I'm out of the house!
936
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:41,345
Frank!
937
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,139
Look at me! Hello!
938
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:46,850
(dog barking)
939
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,771
What are they doing?
940
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,648
Looks like packing.
941
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,691
What about Liam?
942
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,821
I can't tell
through the window.
943
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:00,197
We could call the police.
944
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,074
Tell 'em Liam's
being kidnapped.
945
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,576
Hey, we're gonna figure
this shit out, okay?
946
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:05,869
No matter what.
947
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,707
Hey, guys, they-they're
coming out.
948
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,079
♪
♪
949
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,129
(Monica sobbing)
950
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:26,909
Mom?
951
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:54,019
♪
♪
952
00:46:55,729 --> 00:47:00,067
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953
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:10,118
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954
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,128
And Mrs. Gallagher.
955
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:25,175
♪ Are you ready, tell me are you
ready, baby? ♪
956
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,886
Mrs. Gallagher, how do you
pronounce your first name?
957
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:28,887
Monica.
958
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,015
Monka. Monka.
959
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:33,392
Monica.
Monka.
960
00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:35,978
Hal?
961
00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:36,728
Out.
962
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,480
Wait-wait-wait!
963
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,691
You-you can't do that!
That's my money!
964
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,193
That is... Wait a second!
That's my money!
965
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:46,572
I blow you for nothing!
966
00:47:47,865 --> 00:50:03,875
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