All language subtitles for LETHAL Weapon - S01 E15 - As Good As It Getz (720p - BluRay)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

(DOOR BELL JINGLES)

Hey. Thanks for coming out.

I know this is a little
bit out of the way,

but I am, uh, only one punch
away from a free cruller, so...

- What is this?
- This is my frequent holer card.

I've been a member since 2008.
It's a great program.

- You just... Ah.
- I mean, why are you here?

I am here to negotiate for
my client's testimony.

I am Flaco Ruiz's
new legal counsel,

Leo Getz.

You can keep that.

Now, we are asking the DEA

for immunity, witness relocation
in the city of his choosing...

Nowhere smoggy. He's
legitimately bronchial.

$1 million relocation bonus,

and coverage of his legal fees,

which are substantial.

This is not a negotiation.

(CHUCKLES) Well, everything
is a negotiation.

Shall we say $500,000 and
coverage of his legal fees?

$100,000 and he will
live in Fresno?

The DEA is prepared
to offer one thing.

Coverage of his legal feels?
Sold.

Protection from having
his fingers hacked off

and shoved into his
mouth by the cartel.

(INAUDIBLE)

Throw in a dozen crullers,
and you've got a deal.

Half of those are mine. My fee.

Now, if you gentlemen
will excuse me,

I need to see a judge
about a release. Hmm?

Should have made it
two dozen crullers.

- AGENT ZIGMAN: Get down! Get down!
- (GUNFIRE)

(SCREAMS)

- (GUNFIRE)
- (MOTORCYCLES RECEDING)

(GASPING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(GASPS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GRUNTS)

MURTAUGH: Big day,
big breakfast!

My woman makes managing partner!

I hope you're hUHQTY-

Do I look hungry?

Damn.

- Maybe not for breakfast.
- (GIGGLING)

That is the idea.

- Mmm?
- It's so beautiful, thank you.

And the bow and everything, honey...
(CHUCKLES)

But I have to head over to the
office to get some stuff done

before the partners
announce the promotion.

- I'm sorry.
- Hey. It's okay. You know what? I'll...

I'll just enjoy it
all in your honor.

You can eat the bacon, baby.

I have a new plan

to lower your cholesterol.

Well, if it involves eating
pork, you have my attention.

No, it does not
involve eating pork.

We are putting in a pool

with a resistance-training
feature.

Isn't that, uh, a little pricey?

We can afford it now, baby.

Hey, Trish, why don't we
just put the bonus money

into our retirement fund,

or we could put it
into the college...

Baby, I'm gonna ask you
to do something for me

that goes against every
fiber of your being.

(WHISPERS) Don't worry so much.

- Me, worry? Not possible.
- (CHUCKLING)

TRISH: I love you.

You enjoy today. You earned it.

- SCORSESE: Morning, gentlemen.
- Scorsizzle, what have we got?

Three dead by gunfire,
approximately 5:00 a.m.,

including DEA agent
Daniel Zigman.

The pattern and volume
of brass from the ground

suggests a 9mm submachine gun.

Tire treads indicate two
shooters, motorcycles.

Think the agent was the target?

I don't think so. Trajectories
point to this man,

Fla co Ruiz.

- Where's DEA on all this?
- PALMER: Right here.

Scorsese, Murtaugh,

Riggs.

Of all the donut shops in LA,
you had to walk into mine.

You look different.

- He's got a new shirt.
- No.

- Oh, no? I kind of cleaned up around the...
- It's your eyes.

They're white.

Sobriety becomes you.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Okay, so, Agent Palmer,
what can you tell us?

Well, the deceased, Flaco Ruiz,

had come to us with
information about the cartel.

Agent Zigman scheduled an appointment
with him to discuss terms.

I was supposed to be there and
got called away last minute.

Lucky day.

For some.

SCORSESE: Now, it seems there
was someone else at the scene.

Those footprints.

The pointed tips,
six oval bands.

From what I gather, I'd
say size-9 Ferragamos.

Ferragamos, really?

I know a thing or
two about shoes.

Has anyone followed
the footprints?

(SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY)

Come on.

PALMER: Just go. RIGGS: Please.

PALMER: Just... (SIGHS)

Quite a bit of tension
between those two.

Not unsexual.

You think?

Hey, can I talk to
you for a second?

What do you know about
the trajectory?

Footprints trailed off. Whoever
it was left in a vehicle.

Yeah. Security camera
system was down.

Hey-

It's nice to see you playing
so well with others.

What's that supposed to mean?

Come on, Riggs. Nobody wants
to go through life alone.

You know, the right girl
could catch your eye.

Like her?

If that's your speed,
I'm not gonna judge.

Excuse me, ma'am.

- Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
- Leave me alone. Get away from me.

Did you happen to see the
shooting across the street?

No. I ducked when I heard shots.

But I saw the guy.

- You saw the shooter?
- No, the weasel.

He was running away.

So he was a little man?

No! A real weasel.

Okay. What particular kind of
weasel are we talking about?

Are we talking short-tailed?
Long-tailed?

That kind of weasel!

There! The bus!

- The shooter's on the bus?
- He's on the bus!

He's on the bus!

- RIGGS: Huh.
- She's right.

A real weasel.

CAPTAIN AVERY: Who the hell is Leo Getz?
MURTAUGH: Some lowlife lawyer.

RIGGS: Isn't that a
little redundant, Rog?

I mean... Not, you
know, your wife.

I mean, because Trish
is an outstanding lady.

First-class, right?

And she gave me this shirt.

Impressive. Only one stain.

Ah, well, it's early,
and it's a small stain.

Okay, moving on.

Can't find Getz at
his home or office.

Well, Agent Palmer, know that the
LAPD is here to assist the DEA

- in any way we can on this.
- Thank you.

So what sort of background
can you give us?

- Well, it's classified, so none.
- (SCOFFS)

What is funny?

Well, come on, Palmer. You serious?
You're gonna do this again?

You know what happens next.

We're gonna wear you down with our
astute, benevolent charm, right?

And our barely-stained fashions.

Okay, fine.

Uh, two weeks ago, we picked
up chatter suggesting.

Flaco Ruiz could possibly
ID a major player

in the Flores cartel's money
laundering operation.

Who?

Just know he was important enough
for us to fast-track the meeting.

- (RIGGS GROANING)
- And who else knew about it?

No one. It was only in office.

(SNAPS FINGERS) Ah.

That's why you want us
to help you find Getz.

You think the leak's come
from within the DEA.

- Yeah, possibly.
- Possibly.

And here I was thinking

that it was 'cause you had so
much fun with me last time.

Yes, getting shot at. So fun.

Well, you almost ran me over.
That was good.

- And the stakeout...
- Right. You remember that squeezy cheese?

You loved that.

All right. Is it just me, or am
I, like, sensing something here?

What do you mean "sensing something"?
Sensing what?

A thing, man. There's
a thing going on.

(STAMMERS) I smell it.

- Do you... Don't you?
- I don't smell anything.

- What am I looking for?
- You don't smell a thing?

Full disclosure, I did ask Riggs
out to dinner, but he said no,

so this is strictly
professional.

Well, Agent Palmer, know that we will do
everything we can to find Mr. Leo Getz.

Thank you.

Detectives.

Okay. Am I crazy, or is this like watching
a five-car pileup in slow motion?

- Go.
- I'm on it.

Yo, Bailey! I need a list of all major
car accidents in the last two hours.

On it.

You want to find an ambulance-chaser,
follow the ambulances.

Good work, Roger.

Yeah.

Just hope you all can
keep up, you know?

You've probably heard about
when Rob Kardashian's pool guy

had that slip and fall?

- I handled that, $8,500. Yeah.
- Hey.

So the only thing you have to remember
is, "Anything you want, Leo Getz."

- I think that's our weasel.
- Mmm-hmm.

Not too many of those now. Okay?
Keep that. There you go.

RIGGSI LAPD.

May we have a moment of
your time, Mr. Getz?

"LEO". Hey, just
wanna remind you,

sometimes the best medicine
is a no-fuss cash settlement.

Do that on the stand.

Hey. Yes, Detectives.

Perhaps we could kibitz
in my office, please.

- He was just combing...
- That's cute.

So, gentlemen, what
can I do for you?

So what were you doing at Hi-Ho
Donuts this morning around 5:00 a.m.?

Oh. (LAUGHS) WOW.

Okay, um, well,

I was eating, wait
for it, a donut.

All right. Well, you know, we
can do this in our office.

Coffee's not as good, but
the halogens are beautiful.

Not unless you're
arresting me, so...

What a great idea.

You're under arrest, an
accessory to murder.

Okay, that's fine, but those
charges had better stick

because if they don't,
I'm gonna sue you

for violating my rights, misprision
of a felony and kidnapping.

Okay, let's go.

Excuse me, sir. Do
you have a camera?

Can you please document this
excessive use of force?

Excessive! I should let you know

I am close friends with
Harvey Levin of TMZ.

- Hey. Leo, listen. Listen, listen.
- Okay.

Two people died today down at that shop.
Don't you wanna help us know why?

Of course, I do.

But I seem to be out of change.

(MURTAUGH SIGHS)

Black and creamy.

It's done.

So hot!

Okay. I was in the bathroom
when the shots were fired,

so I didn't see anything.

As for Mr. Ruiz, he was my
client for exactly one day.

What? Flaco hired
you the day of?

I'm the bus guy. People call me
at the last minute all the time.

Mr. Ruiz called me because he said
the DEA was ready to make a deal,

and I was there to help
with the negotiation.

Of course, before we could get
into the specifics, he was,

how shall we say,

relieved of his ability
to breathe, so...

MURTAUGH: Hey, listen.

Don't you think that
if we figured it out,

that the cartel figured out
that you were there, too?

If you go out there, it's
with a target on your back.

Thank you for your concern, but
I can take care of myself.

Well, by all means.
(CLEARS THROAT)

What are you doing? I thought
we were taking him to Palmer.

I say let the cartel
go after him.

You mean use him as bait?

Well, yeah.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

Hey, I'm gonna
need a house taco,

and I'm gonna need a phone
to talk to your boss.

I am the boss.

Pablo, we both know that this stand
is Flores owned and operated.

Okay? So I'm gonna need a
phone to talk to your boss,

the actual boss,

so that I can be on the record

that I was at the donut shop this morning
in an exclusively unofficial capacity.

I didn't see anything.
I don't know anything.

I'm not going to say anything,

and I certainly should not be walking
around with a target on my back.

Doesn't necessarily look like
he's ordering tacos, does it?

Mmm-mmm. Maybe the three-bean,
triple thick meat burrito

requires that level
of gesticulation,

but not a taco.

(mess GRUNTS SOFTLY)

RIGGSI Uh-Oh.

- What is she doing here?
- I guess she followed us.

So I will be waiting for the
phone call and the taco.

- And don't be stingy with the tomatillo.
- Leo!

Agent Palmer, DEA.

MAN: Yo, check it out, homes.

(STUTTERS) I don't know you.
I don't know you!

I don't know her. I don't know you.
I would never work with the DEA!

Are you... Are you actively
trying to get me killed?

I am here to protect you.

Oh, perfect! 'Cause the last time you did
that we had a Boston cream massacre.

RIGGS: Hey! Did you
kids order yet?

I hear their carne
asada is fantastic.

"PALMER". Detective Riggs.
What a surprise.

You lied to me. You were supposed
to bring him in for questioning.

- We just came up with a better plan.
- Oh! Great. What's the plan?

We're gonna use him as bait.

Wait. What?

Wait! What? I'm bait?

RIGGS: Clearly, he wasn't
aware of the plan, but...

Candidly, it's idiotic

because the odds of one of these
people taking a shot at me...

These people love me.

I'm like a made man around here.
Lam beloved in this community.

- I am a made man...
- Leo. Leo!

(GUNFIRE)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Whoa. I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm hit!

Relax. It's just salsa.

- (GRUNTS)
- Here.

(GAGS)

Good plan.

Well, in our defense,
it did work.

Look, I will get the whiteboard
out, and I will show you...

(CLAMORING)

We did, admittedly, have a plan that
involved some risk to Mr. Getz.

But in fairness, we did
get Leo and the cook,

so, I mean, it really turned
out better than we drew it up.

Except you didn't
tell me the plan.

Okay, well, Palmer, we
didn't know you liked tacos.

Well, that's because you
turned down her dinner date.

Murtaugh, that was uncalled for,
but it was... It's a fair point.

It's a fair point.

- Agent Palmer.
- Yes.

We've given you access to
both men in our custody.

Can you now tell us more
about this major player?

- Mmm.
- Um... (SIGHS)

All right.

He is the Architect.

- An architect?
- The Architect.

It's how the cartel
refers to the man

who designed and runs the entire money
laundering operation here in LA.

That's significant.

So does Leo know who he is?

Well, I doubt it,
but the cook may.

I'm filing paperwork to have him
transferred to federal lockup.

He hasn't said a word
since he's been here,

but once he's in federal
supermax, that will change.

Oh. Are we not... What happened
to us working together?

We tried. You almost got
me and my witness killed.

Oh. But almost!

I almost got him killed. You're
missing the "almost" part.

Well, that didn't take long.

Now she's saying we can't
sit at the grown-up table.

- You two hate the grown-up table.
- We hate the grown-up table.

Plus, we still have
our witnesses.

Go get Leo to talk.

(SCOFFS) Getting Leo to
talk is the easy part.

Getting Leo to shut up.
That's the hard part.

What do I want?

Well, my terms can be
summed up in a word.

Protection

for me and my reputation.

Okay, that's six words, and
before you start talking terms,

you might want to, uh, show us that
you have something that we want.

Um, well, the cartel
tried to kill me twice,

so, uh, clearly, I have value.

Or they don't like you.

Or you talk too much.

- Okay, terrific.
- MURTAUGH: Yeah.

Here's me going
towards the exit.

Here's me going out the
door, and once I'm gone...

What do you want?

What was Flaco gonna
tell the DEA?

He didn't tell me.

Who is the Architect?

I don't know.

Who were the gunmen?

Okay, when I said I had value, I might've
overstated my position by a little bit,

but, look, all I ask
is that you protect me

from whoever's
trying to kill me.

All right, so he's useless.

Look, I'm gonna go talk to the
cook, see if he's got anything.

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Pablo is still here?

Oh. Oh, uh...

Last year, I helped get Pablo

out of a rather professionally
delicate legal situation,

and perhaps you could use
that to your advantage.

What kind of legal situation?

Oh.

Hmm. Well,

first, I shall require

a beverage.

All right.

All right, here we go. That's...

I prefer sparkling.

Ow.

Pablo, honey! We need to talk.

MURTAUGH: Mmm-hmm.

Looks like he
doesn't wanna talk.

Well, you know what?

- We can talk.
- We can talk.

We can, right? You and I can talk.
What do you wanna talk about?

Let's start with Pablo's recent
charges of public indecency.

RIGGSI Wait.

Was that when he was busted
with Tito Flores' niece?

No, no, no. It wasn't the niece.
It was the niece's husband.

- That's right.
- Yeah.

You were caught in a parking
lot, playing "hide the chalupa."

Okay, could you just... My
lawyer got that kicked.

He said it's not on my record.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Well, yeah, but that doesn't
mean we can't talk about it.

And if we talk loud enough,
Tito's gonna hear about it.

And if Tito hears, then
Tito could get really mad.

And if he gets mad, well, then
it's, "Bye-bye, chalupa."

(VOCALIZES) Chalupa!

Okay, okay, okay.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

- What do you want to know?
- Who's the Architect?

(STAMMERS) I don't know.

I'm hungry. Let's
go eat some tacos.

Yeah. No chalupa.

I've never seen him, all right?
No one has.

Look, all I can tell you is,

everyone's mad about the
donut shop screwup.

Screwup? They took down
a DEA agent and Flaco.

Yeah, but they missed her.

What are you talking about? There
were no female victims at...

Palmer.

- She was supposed to be at the donut shop.
- And she was at the taco stand.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hey, Riggs. If you're
calling to apologize...

Hey, Palmer, where are you?

I'm, like, a block away,
headed over to get my witness.

Listen to me. Leo wasn't the target.
You are.

- (PEOPLE SCREAMING DISTANTLY)
- (GUNFIRE)

MURTAUGH: Get out of the way!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Palmer?

(GASPS)

- Hey.
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

(PALMER WHIMPERING)

(SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY)

Okay.

You're okay.

Ballistics are in, Ramon.

You're going down for murdering
a DEA agent plus two others.

Oh, and you tried to
kill me three times.

And, see, she's got a
whole three-strike rule

when it comes to
murder attempts.

PALMER: Look, I know there's
nothing I can offer you

to get you to turn
on the cartel,

but there is something I
can offer your family.

Your little brother is
doing five in Pelican Bay?

So, if you talk, I can have him
moved closer to your parents.

Or I can have him put
in a solitary unit.

No sun, no yard.

So it's your call.
What do you want?

I've never seen him.

The Architect is like a ghost.

All right. Well, I've been
working on this case for years,

and now, all of a sudden, there's
three attempts on me. Explain that.

I got a text on a burner
at the crack of dawn.

I was barely awake when
they told me to go.

It couldn't wait.

Who'd you piss off Sunday night?

- (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
- (SIGHS)

TRISH: Baby? Is that you?

_H€Y- _H€Y-

- You enjoying yourself?
- I am celebrating my new adventure.

(CHUCKLING) I'm so proud of you.

Me, too. You know why?

- Why?
- When I got to work,

after the whole partner committee
told me how much they loved me...

- That's right. Mmm-hmm.
- And how much I'd done for the firm,

they promoted Gene instead.

So you didn't get it?

So I quit.

And, Roger, it
felt so damn good.

They don't deserve me there.

Yeah, so...

You quit. That means
you're unemployed.

Oh, my... (LAUGHS) For the
first time in 20 years, yes!

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Okay, so, um...

I'm just wondering. How did you leave
it with the firm? Was it amicable?

Mmm.

Hell to the no, it
was not amicable.

Okay. I just need to know
how deep the hole is,

you know, just, if you
change your mind.

I need to feel you
supporting me here, Roger.

Baby, I am. But you
know and I know

- that a detective's salary...
- You know what? Stop.

You're ruining my
celebration and my bath.

All right.

- But that resistance pool ain't happening.
- Get out.

Okay.

You're out of mustard. I was gonna make
us sandwiches, but we need mustard.

- TRISH: Roger?
- We got company, baby.

- I told you, wait in the car!
- I was starving!

Oh.

- Who is this?
- Hi.

Hello. Leo Getz,
Attorney at Law.

MURTAUGH: He's part of the
investigation we're working.

I have to babysit
him for the night.

- The bus guy?
- Yeah.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Yes.

I have billboards. A
billboard, too. Yes.

But I'm sorry.

I couldn't help but overhear you talking
about your decision to leave your firm.

And take it from me, nothing
compares to being on your own.

Like being fired from the DA's office was
the best thing that ever happened to me,

so it worked great for me. I
think it'll work for you, too.

Thank you, Mr. Getz.

- For your support.
- Trish, we could talk about this.

- No.
- Listen, I'm so sorry that...

Now, what are we going to do about
this mustard situation, hmm?

(BOTTLE SQUEAKING)

The last thing I did Sunday night
was file blanket subpoenas

for 10 businesses with
ties to the cartel.

And you think one of them
might be the Architect.

Which is why now I have to go through
all these financials and figure out

- which business is hiding our man.
- All right. Well,

I'll stay and help.

Riggs, no. I mean,
this is not fun stuff.

You don't get to shoot any guns.
You are not chasing anyone...

Hey. I know it's baby steps, but
I put on a new shirt today.

All right? I'm a changed man.

All right.

(RIGGS sums)

Are you hungry? I was
thinking about maybe going...

I don't eat out of
vending machines.

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's...

Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

If you were gonna eat, right?
If you were gonna eat...

Not if you were going out to dinner.
Like, if you're just gonna...

Let's say, you were just hungry, right?
Just trying to, like...

- Chinese.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)

Are you a family style, or
do you like to go solo...

- Riggs, order food.
- Just order... Okay.

LEO: Ugh.

Disgusting.

You know what happens
in places like this?

My clients stay here.

Which side do you want?

The bed.

- You take the chair.
- The chair?

Yeah, I can make that work.

Hey-

About that thing with
your wife today.

Can I offer you a bit of advice,
based on my experience?

Your experience and my wife's
are totally different.

She is a legal rock star.
You're a...

Scam artist, respectfully.

(SIGHS)

You want to insult me?
That's fine

'cause at the end of the
day, I know how to survive.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Like a cockroach.

Exactly. And you know what?

You know those big fancy law firms
like the one your wife was at?

Well, they're all part
of a big boys club.

Probably part of why she left.

You take me and you put
me in one of those firms?

I'd do okay. But you take any
one of those silver-spoon prigs

and expect them to
survive on the street?

(LEO CHUCKLES)

No. They would die like dogs.

And you know what?

It took some spine to do
what your wife did today.

If you can't see that,

then you've got bigger problems
than paying for your kids' college.

All right, so I went
a little aggressive

because I'm the kind of guy

that would rather be looking at it
than looking for it, you know...

(EXHALES)

How many highlighters
do you lose in a year?

- How many...
- Morning.

Hey, R09-

What's going on? Look, there's
plenty of stacks to go through.

We've got phone logs, tax documents.
Have at it, big guy.

- You two been here all night?
- Well, some of us are dedicated, Rog.

We narrowed the Architect
down to one of three firms.

So are we looking for
anything specific here?

Um, maybe be a
high-valued transfer.

Or if you can find an email or text
from someone who refers to themself

as the Architect, that
would be helpful.

What about a phone number?
"999-536-4389."

- What is that?
- I don't know, but it's very familiar.

VOICEMAIL: Leo Getz you off.
Leo Getz you off.

Leo Getz you off.
Leo Getz you off.

- LEO: Leo Getz, Attorney at Law.
- Leo?

- Is that you?
- Hey.

Is that you? This phone is for
legitimate business calls.

Someone from Weyburn Advisors called
you the night before the donut hit.

- Who?
- Uh, that night?

Um, I had only one call.
Flaco Ruiz.

That's it. Weyburn Advisors is the
Architect's cover. Okay. Uh...

Weyburn Advisors, they have one sole
owner and operator, Stafford White.

Let's pick him up.

No, not yet, you guys. I
have to get a warrant.

Just go to his office and be ready, okay?
Riggs, I mean it.

Please wait for me to call, and
then you can kick the door in.

- I told you, I'm a changed man.
- Changed man.

(SIGHS)

What are you doing? Weyburn's
up on the 13th floor.

Palmer said to wait.

Oh, yeah. We'll wait, but
we'll, you know, wait upstairs.

That way when the warrant arrives,
you know, we're on the job,

ready to go. It's a
win-win, really.

Trish quit her job.

And I don't know if she
can get another one

or even if she wants
to if she could.

Ah... Wait a minute. We're
talking about your wife, right?

I mean,

is there a human being
alive more capable

of taking care of business
than Trish Murtaugh?

No. I guess not.

Come on. What are
you worried about?

I worry.

Bad stuff happens all the time.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Just ask this guy.

- Wait a minute. Is this the...
- The Architect?

Yeah.

This is the guy that Palmer
asked us to look for.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(PALMER GRUNTS)

Palmer? Palmer!

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Hey, Leo, it's a bad time.
What's up?

Okay, I know this
is gonna sound odd,

but I am in hot pursuit of an
ambulance headed east on Spring.

You're chasing an ambulance?

I know. I know.
Palmer's inside it!

A couple of cartel guys dressed
like EMTs grabbed her,

and they're taking her
to who knows where!

Hey. They kidnapped Palmer.
We got eyes on her.

- Who has eyes?
- Leo.

Leo?

Okay, they just pulled into some sort
of abandoned diner or gas station.

I'm gonna go see if
I can get closer.

MURTAUGH: No, Leo, stay
put until we get there.

Okay, so, it's an old motel on
the north side of a highway.

I'm out of view.

So, uh...

What are my, like, rules
of engagement here?

There are no rules!

You do not engage!
You stand down!

- You understand me?
- Calm down. Calm down.

They don't even
know that I'm here.

They know that I'm here!

Come on! Let's go!

You see what I'm seeing?

RIGGS: Palmer.

If they get her on that
chopper, she's dead.

- (GUNFIRE)
- (LEO SCREAMING)

Look, you go after Leo.
I'm going after Palmer.

Got it.

Go, go, go! Let's go!

LEO: Wait.

Hey!

Wait. Wait. Wait! Don't shoot.

I'm a lawyer!

Get in! Let's go!

Leo!

LEO: Oh!

All right. All right.

(GRUNTS)

Take it up. Let's go! Let's go!

That's a lawsuit
waiting to happen.

(GRUNTING)

Hey!

PALMER: Hey! Come here!

No!

No!

(SCREAMS)

Riggs!

Hey. Hi!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, no.

- Um, I got a plan.
- No, I got a plan!

_Wejump! _Wejump!

What were the odds? We
both have the same plan.

Of us surviving this?

(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(RIGGS GROANS)

(BOTH COUGH)

Well, I figured you'd
end up in bed with me.

CAPTAIN AVERY: (ON TV) ...and one
decommissioned military helicopter

were either seized or destroyed

as half a dozen members of the
Flores cartel and their agents

were brought to justice
earlier today.

None of this could
have been possible

without the work of the DEA,
the LAPD, and local attorney.

Leo Getz. Thank you.

I'll now take a few questions.

He didn't say my number. Ah! He
was supposed to say my number!

Come on, Leo. Everyone
already knows your number.

Ah, I guess you're right.
Detective, you saved my life.

I owe you one. If you're ever in an
accident and need a cash settlement,

I will take your
case, no charge.

Reduced rate.

Hey. It was a pleasure, Leo.

- And you're welcome.
- For what?

(IN SING-SONG VOICE) You'll see.

Looks like I got everything.

- Heading back to D.C.?
- Yup.

Where's Riggs?

I haven't seen him.

Okay. Well, please tell him
that I said, "So long,"

and, "Thank you."

Is that it?

- Murtaugh... (SIGHS)
- Come on. You guys have chemistry.

That doesn't come along often.

I know.

See you around.

Hey-

- What you doing in here?
- Oh. Nothing. What's up?

If by "nothing" you
mean "hiding"?

(SCOFFS) Who would I be...
Who would I be hiding from?

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

You know, Riggs, since we've
been partnered together,

I've seen you drunk, crazy,
slovenly, rude, insensitive...

Did I say "insane"?

- Ah. You've covered my better qualities.
- All right.

But I've never seen
you like this before.

How's that?

Afraid.

Ah, well, I mean,

you know, I did jump out of a
helicopter earlier today, so...

You know, I'm sure a little
residual fear is normal.

That's not what it is.

See, dying doesn't scare you.

Living does.

Now, Palmer is heading
back to D.C.,

and if you hurry, you might
be able to catch her.

Oh, I... You know, I gave her a little...
You know what I mean?

A little head nod when I
was walking out, so...

Okay.

Well, welcome back to
the living, my friend.

(CHUCKLES) How's that... What?

You're hiding in a freaking morgue
'cause you're afraid to talk to a girl.

That's the most sane thing
I've ever seen you do.

Hello. I'm home.

- Hey.
- TRISH: Hey.

What's going on?

I think you were right.

Quitting was impulsive.

And maybe I won't have such an
easy time landing at a new firm,

so I'm considering working up the
best grovel letter ever written.

Hey, well, listen.

Everything's going to be fine.

The only one who made a
mistake here was me.

You're gonna make this firm regret
having treated you like that,

and I'm gonna love
watching you do it,

so do me a favor.

- (WHISPERS) Don't worry so much.
- (CHUCKLES)

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

- (EXHALES)
- Come on.

What? Where are we going?

We're gonna go clean
out your desk.

- Steal some paperclips.
- (LAUGHS)

Every bit counts. Come on.

Riggs?

Hey! I thought you'd
already gone.

Yeah.

Came back for Agent
Zigman's badge.

Bailey left it on
her desk for me.

What are you doing?

Oh, just... A lot of, um...

A lot of paperwork, you
know, big case that I'm...

Got going here.

It's kind of top secret, though, so
I wanna keep it kind of covered.

That is a Chinese food menu.

Well...

There's a big MSG
poisoning, uh, sting

that I've been trying
to set up, a racket...

- Riggs.
- Yeah.

It has been very scary
working with you

but not entirely unenjoyable.

Well, Agent Palmer, uh,

truth be told,

it hasn't been entirely
unenjoyable working with you.

I'll see you, Riggs.

Hey! Um...

I was actually heading out.
I'll walk you down.

I'm sensing something.

Wow. I can't believe
I'm doing this.

You're damn right
you're doing it.

- And, baby?
- Yeah.

I think your next big thing?
Right around the corner.

TRISH: Baby,

why is my picture on
the back of a bus?

That man better
have a good lawyer.

English - SDH