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Where's Claybourne?
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Oh, Claybourne. Claybourne.
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Fuck. Claybourne.
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Where's Claybourne?
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It was Bette's house.
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She bought it before we met...
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...but she put me on the title
after I moved in.
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Did you contribute
to mortgage payments?
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I offered,
but Bette never wanted me to.
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I made good money
as a development executive...
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...but not as much as Bette,
and she insisted on paying.
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And you always did
what Bette wanted?
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No.
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Did you pay for anything?
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I paid for utilities, and I...
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...paid for the food, although most of
the utilities are in Bette's name.
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Of course they are.
That's the way she wanted it.
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Why should the little wife
put her name on anything?
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That's absolutely not the case, I...
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I just never bothered to change it.
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Look, I don't even know why I'm here.
I'm not going after Bette's money.
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- If we wind up in court...
- Wind up in court? I...
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I don't want to be here.
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She had to do something,
so I hooked her up.
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With a lawyer?
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Joyce Wischnia is the leading
gay civil rights attorney in L.A.
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Jesus, Al, you and your fucking
" best of" lists.
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Bette and Tina don't need that.
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I wasn't really thinking about Bette.
I was thinking about Tina.
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- Fine. What do you think she needs?
- I don't know.
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A lap dance, maybe.
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Not a fucking lawyer.
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Closed?
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What?
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Shit.
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Want me to tell you
why you need a lawyer?
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Okay.
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In the eyes of the world...
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...especially the world
as embodied by the courts...
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...you are shit.
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You gave up your autonomy
in a relationship...
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...that the law doesn't recognize...
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...and your ex controls everything.
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She always said
what's hers is mine.
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It doesn't matter whose name it was in.
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If I needed money in my checking
account, I just took it from savings.
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I was authorized on the account.
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I never had to ask her for anything.
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Does it bother you if I smoke?
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I really wish that you wouldn't.
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If you don't mind.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's review the facts.
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Did you give up your career
at her urging?
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- Yes.
- Did you make a home for her?
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Did you cook, decorate, entertain...
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...fill the house
with liveliness and warmth?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Did you offer your womb
to give birth to her child?
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Bette doesn't know about this.
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Nobody knows about this.
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- You're kidding.
- I just started showing.
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I had a miscarriage
about five months ago.
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Bette didn't handle it so well.
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I didn't want her
to go through it again.
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So you went and got inseminated
on your own...
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...and you're protecting her
until you're sure it's gonna stick?
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Yeah.
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And she cheated on you.
Spread her legs for another woman.
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- Could you please not say that?
- It's true. Deal with it.
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- Doesn't it make you angry?
- Fuck, yes.
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So, what do you want?
Take responsibility for yourself.
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Get what you rightfully deserve.
Don't let Bette decide that for you.
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Look, Tina,
I am not a marriage wrecker.
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If you want to get
back together with Bette...
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Do you?
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I don't know.
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Well, either way...
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...you have to come
from a position of strength.
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Whether or not you and Bette
eventually reconcile...
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...especially if you decide
to get back together...
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...and rebuild your relationship...
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...first you need to have
your autonomy.
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- Can you see why?
- Yes, I can see why.
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I want my autonomy.
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Okay.
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Who is Bette's lawyer?
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The Somalian Head Trip,
the espresso of the day...
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- ...is that different than regular shot?
- No.
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- It's not?
- No.
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Okay, well, then can I have two
of whichever is strongest.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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And can I have it
filled in a tall cup, half way?
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- Okay, any flavouring?
- What, in my coffee?
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What the fuck is he talking about,
flavouring?
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, excuse us. Sorry, excuse me.
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Shane does not know
what she's doing here.
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- What do you have at the Planet?
- A double shot.
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Give her a Baby Mind Blower
with an extra hit of espresso.
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You're gonna need the extra hit.
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The Mind Blower
is still not as strong as Planet coffee.
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And we will each have a Toffee Nut
Caramel Soy Far Out Frappe.
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You don't mind, right,
since we're here?
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A Toffee Nut Soy...?
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- Far Out Frappe.
- Far Out Frappe. That's...
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- That's intense, Tonya.
- It's what I'm in the mood for.
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Dana didn't say she was
in the mood for one, though.
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No, but she likes what I like.
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She wants what I want
more than what she wants, right?
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It's true. I do.
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That's so nice.
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So lesbian.
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Ivan's not calling me back.
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Ivan doesn't wanna talk.
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Just tell me where she... He is.
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I've been to the apartment,
he's not there.
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He's got a cabin in ldyllwild.
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- He's got a cabin?
- Yeah.
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Ivan's got a cabin.
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Yeah, yeah. Dude's set up.
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Hey, I appreciate
you being protective...
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...but it's not what you think.
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I really care for lvan.
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Sure.
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I need to talk to him.
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No, what happened, you know,
with the two of you...
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When I saw her?
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When you saw her, yeah.
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I know I shouldn't have busted in.
I should have waited.
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It was bad.
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I know it was bad for lvan, but it was
unsettling for me too, you know.
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But we can get past that.
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Yeah, well, maybe not lvan.
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Oh, it's crazy.
Of course we can.
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Just let me have
his address, please?
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No, it'd be better to wait.
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- Let him chill for a few days.
- I can't wait.
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When lvan gets back,
don't mention it, like it didn't happen.
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Dax, I can't wait.
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I don't have a few days.
You know what I'm saying?
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Bette, I scoured the rentals.
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These guys do a lot of short stays,
people coming in to do movies.
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Give me that. I cannot fucking afford
movie-star prices.
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Sorry, no, you misunderstood.
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It's crew people, not movie stars.
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
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- Go ahead.
- Okay.
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Here it is. it's a little
one-bedroom over on Barham.
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- In the valley?
- On the cusp.
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It has a 323 area code.
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What, are you trying to make sure
she leaves me?
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It rents month-to-month.
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If she wants to come home
after a month...
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- I want you to keep looking.
- Okay, I'll keep looking.
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And find something nicer.
I will not have Tina living like that.
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Well, if you're willing... if you want
to sign a six-month lease, I saw...
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I will sign a six-month lease.
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I don't care if I lose my money
if it means Tina's coming home.
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Okay.
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- Here we go. This is...
- Come in.
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I thought you'd be interested to know
I got a call from Tina's lawyer.
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- What kind of lawyer?
- Her name is Joyce Wischnia...
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...and she claims to specialize
in civil and family matters.
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She's famous.
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- I never heard of her.
- She's a gay civil rights lawyer.
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Supports same-sex adoptions.
Tina and I were gonna use her.
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She does estate planning
and child custody...
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...domestic-partnership arrangements...
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...and separation and divorce.
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The hunter and the hunted.
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You have 20 minutes to write.
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It's fiction.
Not an essay. Not a poem.
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Not a stream-of-consciousness
bellow of yearning from your soul.
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Where's Aaron Engleberg?
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Where did you learn
about violin making, Aaron?
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It's been passed down
through my family.
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My great-grandfather,
my grandfather and my father...
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...all are master violin makers.
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Very poignant. Lovely story.
It was my favourite submission.
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Thank you.
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The author of Storm Seller,
S-E-L-L-E-R?
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- Hunter Kirby.
- Nice use of metaphor, Hunter.
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But watch out for the puns.
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And tell your dad I said hello.
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I will, and my godfather
says to say hello.
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- Who's your godfather?
- Edward Albee.
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Where is Sarah Shuster?
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Jenny Schecter, actually.
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Jenny Schecter, Sarah Shuster...
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Well, well.
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Ms. Schecter has written a story
called Thus Spok e Sarah Shuster.
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- Yes, I realize that it's arrogant.
- Well, arrogant is fine.
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Hubristic, overly precious bad puns
are to be avoided...
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...especially if someone wants
to be accepted into my class.
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Shall we begin?
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The hunter and the hunted...
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No, no!
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No, no!
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This never happened.
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That's it.
Put down your pens.
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That's right.
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And cut.
Back to first positions, please.
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Oh, God.
How long have you been there?
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Just a... Just a few minutes.
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I saw that sexy guitar player
hitting on you.
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Yeah.
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I hope you don't mind.
Your mom told me where you were.
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Oh, no, no, I don't mind.
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- Come with me?
- Yeah.
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Well, also, I wanted to apologize
about the other night.
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I was an asshole.
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I know you don't wanna talk to me.
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Who told you where I am?
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Look, we need to talk
so we can get this behind us.
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Well, I'm busy right now.
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Ivan, I need your help...
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...and I know it's a bad time,
but I just need 15 minutes.
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No, that's okay, you know?
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You don't wanna get involved
with anybody, and that is cool.
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- I'm glad it's cool with you.
- It's totally cool.
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Well, it doesn't mean
that we can't fuck.
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You wanna fuck me?
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Carmen? Hey, Carmen!
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- Oh, fuck.
- Ignore it.
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- What's your 20?
- God. No, I can't...
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- Carmen?
- Yeah, go for Carmen.
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I need a fresh battery ASAP.
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- Carmen?
- No, no. Wait, wait.
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Okay, yeah, right away.
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Stand by.
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What are you doing later?
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Oh, God. I have to go
over to my grandmother's.
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I can't let her down.
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No problem.
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I could come over
to your place late.
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No. No, my roommates
are gonna be there.
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Well, what about tomorrow?
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No, tomorrow I'm getting
a lap dance.
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Well, I could do a lap dance for you.
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I'd like that.
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But it's for my friend.
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She just...
She got out of this relationship.
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Yeah, those relationships.
247
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They can really fuck you up.
248
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,624
Yeah.
249
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,639
You want a beer?
250
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,481
You're not drinking?
251
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,026
It's non-alcoholic.
252
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:35,316
I'm not gonna blow
my sobriety, Kit.
253
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:40,153
Ivan, this doesn't
have to be that hard.
254
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,497
I mean, after seeing you as a woman,
your body's beautiful.
255
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,494
Unless you
don't wanna be beautiful...
256
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,746
Just tell me
what you want from me, okay?
257
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,920
I brought my business plan.
258
00:18:54,096 --> 00:18:57,133
My sister Bette is
gonna cosign for the loan...
259
00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:59,384
...but the bank won't
lend me the 75,000...
260
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,969
...unless I can come up with
50,000 in cash...
261
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:04,899
...and she just doesn't have it.
262
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:07,106
$50,000 is a lot of money.
263
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:13,898
Well, tomorrow, I have to meet
Manfredi Ferrer, Marina's dad...
264
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:18,621
...and if I don't have it together,
then it's over for me.
265
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,004
Leave your business plan.
I'll look it over.
266
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:29,801
I've got things I need to do now.
267
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,595
Ivan...
268
00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:37,093
...is there a chance?
269
00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,730
You shouldn't count on me.
270
00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:50,568
Wild boar hunting.
271
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:54,195
Well, that's certainly
a literal interpretation.
272
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,413
Glock's submission looks promising.
273
00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:03,419
I like the description
of the lawn mower.
274
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:06,000
Always go for detail.
275
00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:11,549
I see that Jenny Schecter set her
story of the hunter and the hunted...
276
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:13,434
...in a carnival.
277
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,892
Is it a true story, Schecter?
278
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,057
Yes. How did you know?
279
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:20,392
It lacks imagination.
280
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,728
You haven't transformed it
into fiction.
281
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,025
Thanks for trying, people.
282
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:29,242
You'll all hear from me
within the next 10 days.
283
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:46,253
Why are we doing this?
284
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,093
Because we want them
in the wedding.
285
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:51,851
We want them in the wedding photos.
We want your father to give you away.
286
00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,599
Yeah, give me away.
287
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,434
He's probably gonna disown me.
288
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:58,231
- They know we're getting married?
- Yes.
289
00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:01,691
And they haven't disowned us yet,
have they?
290
00:21:04,411 --> 00:21:08,908
Pookie, the worst they can do...
291
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,831
...is refuse to acknowledge us.
292
00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:16,088
Which is pretty much
what they're doing already, right?
293
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,470
- I need you to go get ready.
- Okay.
294
00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:22,555
I need you to wear
your hair in a ponytail...
295
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:26,967
...and let me take care
of everything else, okay?
296
00:21:27,145 --> 00:21:28,687
Okay.
297
00:21:40,536 --> 00:21:42,493
Fuck, Tina.
Your shit's everywhere.
298
00:21:42,663 --> 00:21:44,491
Fuck.
299
00:21:50,881 --> 00:21:52,708
Where the fuck is Tina?
300
00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:54,543
Bette.
301
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,883
She's not here,
but you're welcome to come in.
302
00:22:00,058 --> 00:22:03,676
She's at work. She and Oscar
are into some big project.
303
00:22:04,104 --> 00:22:05,765
Did you know she's hiring a lawyer?
304
00:22:06,232 --> 00:22:09,186
She's not hiring one.
She just went for a consultation.
305
00:22:09,986 --> 00:22:11,564
Provide bank statements?
306
00:22:11,738 --> 00:22:14,360
Have the house reappraised?
Supply a list of my assets?
307
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,984
- Does that sound like a consultation?
- She was just getting some advice.
308
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:21,033
I thought she needed it
to feel like she had some options.
309
00:22:21,624 --> 00:22:22,704
You thought?
310
00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,034
You know what,
she doesn't have any money.
311
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,627
She doesn't have anything
of her own anymore.
312
00:22:27,798 --> 00:22:29,376
So you sent her
to Joyce Wischnia?
313
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,293
I just suggested she see a lawyer.
314
00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:33,012
- Fuck you.
- Fuck me?
315
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,801
Yeah, fuck you.
Weren't you my friend?
316
00:22:35,974 --> 00:22:39,094
I'm still your friend, totally,
but you can be a little cruel.
317
00:22:40,479 --> 00:22:42,057
I've been there. I remember.
318
00:22:44,567 --> 00:22:45,598
That's low.
319
00:22:47,571 --> 00:22:50,691
You and I dated for six weeks.
It was never gonna go anywhere.
320
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:52,325
I did us both a favour.
321
00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:57,028
It's just Tina's hurting.
322
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:02,372
And I would kind of like
my place back someday.
323
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:07,163
Well, I'll tell you what, my friend.
324
00:23:07,343 --> 00:23:09,301
You can judge me all you want to.
325
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,547
Make me into a pariah.
I fucking deserve it.
326
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,131
But don't you dare interfere
with my life, okay?
327
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,685
Don't cross that line again.
328
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,095
I didn't mean to cross a line.
329
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,763
I'm sorry.
330
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,106
To sponsorship.
331
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,984
To my little girl's brilliant career.
332
00:23:29,661 --> 00:23:32,116
Oh, is this a Skinny Russian?
333
00:23:32,539 --> 00:23:35,160
Well, I knew that
was your drink, Sharon.
334
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:39,618
Mom, it's actually Tonya
that's the brilliant one.
335
00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:41,671
She's the one who
locked in the GM deal.
336
00:23:42,424 --> 00:23:43,920
That's just the beginning.
337
00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:47,961
Sharon, lrwin, do you realize
what an impact Dana can have?
338
00:23:48,139 --> 00:23:51,474
Because, she's...
Well, because she's beautiful.
339
00:23:52,061 --> 00:23:55,644
Because she looks like
the beautiful girl next door.
340
00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:57,939
I think Dana's pretty near perfect.
341
00:23:59,862 --> 00:24:01,984
Dana and your wife,
two perfect examples...
342
00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:04,481
...of strength balanced by femininity.
343
00:24:13,711 --> 00:24:18,373
Sharon, lrwin, Dana and I
have something we'd like to ask you.
344
00:24:18,549 --> 00:24:20,756
No, sorry, you cannot
have the Tiffany lamps...
345
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,335
...until Daddy and I
are ready to downsize.
346
00:24:25,682 --> 00:24:27,889
Well, you know that we've set a date.
347
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:31,769
We'd really like your blessing.
348
00:24:33,275 --> 00:24:35,232
I don't know what difference
that makes.
349
00:24:36,737 --> 00:24:38,314
It would mean a lot.
350
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,859
Mom?
351
00:24:43,369 --> 00:24:48,661
You know, I...
l really don't understand.
352
00:24:49,043 --> 00:24:50,952
I mean, look at you two.
353
00:24:51,128 --> 00:24:54,378
Both of you, such pretty girls.
354
00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:56,874
Neither of you would
have trouble finding a man.
355
00:24:57,052 --> 00:25:01,180
Oh, God. We don't wanna
find a man, Mom.
356
00:25:01,348 --> 00:25:02,724
- God!
- Dana...
357
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,220
No, it's just frustrating.
358
00:25:04,393 --> 00:25:07,809
I try to tell you guys,
and you just don't listen.
359
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,689
It's okay.
360
00:25:12,236 --> 00:25:14,228
Sharon, I was engaged once before.
361
00:25:14,404 --> 00:25:17,075
I don't know if Dana told you.
362
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,906
No. No, she didn't.
363
00:25:20,078 --> 00:25:24,326
Well, his name was Bayard.
364
00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:28,576
He was smart and successful.
He was a real-estate lawyer.
365
00:25:28,754 --> 00:25:31,328
He was totally in love with me.
366
00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:34,462
Now, I tried really hard
to make that one work...
367
00:25:35,053 --> 00:25:38,423
...but every night, I would wake up
in the middle of the night crying.
368
00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:42,591
And one night, Bayard woke up
and found me like that.
369
00:25:44,273 --> 00:25:46,764
- Do you know what he did?
- Damned if I do.
370
00:25:48,902 --> 00:25:53,446
He got down on one knee
and he said:
371
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,616
"Tonya...
372
00:25:56,327 --> 00:25:58,154
...will you not marry me?
373
00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:05,501
Because I know
what's in your heart...
374
00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:11,045
...and I love you too much
to make you unhappy.
375
00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:18,965
Be true to yourself, Tonya.
376
00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:22,222
Follow your heart."
377
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:06,397
Am I really saving the environment
if I order an Awesome?
378
00:27:06,574 --> 00:27:08,567
Not if it spills in your Prius.
379
00:27:08,743 --> 00:27:12,908
Hi, I'm gonna try that
Toffee Nut Caramel Soy Frapp...
380
00:27:13,082 --> 00:27:14,410
No, no, no.
381
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:17,075
Tonya ordered it yesterday.
It was lethal.
382
00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:19,412
Oh, too bad she didn't
keel over and die.
383
00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:20,870
- Al.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
384
00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:23,837
Was that too brutally frank
and honest for you?
385
00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:28,009
I don't know, you guys. I don't trust her,
and I hope Dana gets a prenup.
386
00:27:28,182 --> 00:27:30,390
She should go see Joyce Wischnia.
387
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:33,811
What? Don't get me involved in that.
388
00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:38,229
Bette totally reams me
for suggesting Tina see a lawyer.
389
00:27:38,403 --> 00:27:42,235
Well, I can't blame her.
Sorry, Tina.
390
00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:44,863
I've been taking care
of people my whole life.
391
00:27:45,035 --> 00:27:47,361
It's about time I started
to take care of myself.
392
00:27:47,538 --> 00:27:48,818
That's why I need a lawyer.
393
00:27:48,998 --> 00:27:51,405
Yeah, but... Poor Bette.
394
00:27:51,585 --> 00:27:54,254
Well, she's not exactly
the innocent party.
395
00:27:54,421 --> 00:27:55,666
Yeah, I know...
396
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:58,246
...but getting a lawyer means
things will get ugly.
397
00:27:58,425 --> 00:28:02,340
Couldn't you just try
to work it out together?
398
00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:05,550
Bette and I need equal footing
before there's any chance...
399
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,765
...that we could work anything out.
400
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,510
I need my autonomy.
401
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,692
I don't think that I wrote
very well yesterday.
402
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:24,536
And I think that Madame Birch
didn't really like me.
403
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:29,249
Oh, well, she was probably jealous
because you're so gifted and hot.
404
00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:30,961
Of course.
405
00:28:31,129 --> 00:28:33,418
Come on. Come meet my friends.
406
00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:36,627
Today's the day.
You're gonna love Ling Ling.
407
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,261
Okay.
408
00:28:38,429 --> 00:28:40,303
- Okay, now, Ling Ling...
- Yeah.
409
00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:45,052
...Is the graphic designer.
410
00:28:45,229 --> 00:28:46,604
- Right?
- Actually, not quite.
411
00:28:46,772 --> 00:28:48,896
- Ling Ling's seven months old.
- Okay.
412
00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:51,059
Her mom, Claudia,
is the graphic designer.
413
00:28:51,236 --> 00:28:53,358
- Right.
- And her other mother, Margaret...
414
00:28:53,529 --> 00:28:55,938
- ...is the geriatric nurse.
- Right, right, right.
415
00:28:56,116 --> 00:29:01,703
And they have
an adopted Chinese baby.
416
00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:04,625
- Yeah.
- Okay. Who else?
417
00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:09,586
- Is it all gonna be couples today?
- Yeah.
418
00:29:09,757 --> 00:29:12,509
Yeah, most of my friends are married.
419
00:29:12,677 --> 00:29:17,636
They sort of took care of me
after Claybourne and I broke up.
420
00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:20,928
They were really happy
when I met you.
421
00:29:25,775 --> 00:29:29,226
Does she know that we're
having coffee?
422
00:29:30,739 --> 00:29:34,025
She's in Newport Beach
with her family.
423
00:29:35,911 --> 00:29:39,364
No, she doesn't know,
but I'm not hiding it.
424
00:29:43,169 --> 00:29:46,006
If she's at the beach,
we could've just met at your place...
425
00:29:46,173 --> 00:29:47,418
...like the good old days.
426
00:29:47,592 --> 00:29:52,551
But we have rules
and we're trying to follow them.
427
00:29:54,725 --> 00:30:00,645
Does that mean that you're
finding it difficult?
428
00:30:00,815 --> 00:30:04,860
No. No, not at all. You?
429
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,979
Piece of cake.
430
00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:23,288
Come on, Ling Ling.
Come on. Say your word.
431
00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:26,550
Come on, Ling Ling.
Come on, say your word.
432
00:30:26,719 --> 00:30:28,428
She just said her first word.
433
00:30:28,805 --> 00:30:30,465
Come on, say your word.
434
00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:35,812
- You wanna have children, Jenny?
- Oh, gosh, I don't know.
435
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,309
I don't know, you know?
436
00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:40,981
I just kind of feel like I shouldn't be
thinking about it now, you know?
437
00:30:41,152 --> 00:30:42,612
You've got time.
438
00:30:42,863 --> 00:30:45,271
Robin should probably
be the first to get pregnant.
439
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,027
Nora, what are you doing?
440
00:30:48,202 --> 00:30:49,863
Well, you gotta get on with it.
441
00:30:50,038 --> 00:30:52,873
Robin's gonna make a great mother.
She's a born nurturer.
442
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,959
Yes, she's a... She's a very kind lady.
443
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:58,833
It's a little soon for them
to be talking about children.
444
00:30:59,006 --> 00:31:01,544
Oh, come on, we're lesbians.
We talk about everything.
445
00:31:01,717 --> 00:31:05,087
Anyway, one of the problems with
Claybourne was not talking enough.
446
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,300
Robin didn't even know Claybourne
didn't believe in monogamy...
447
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:10,018
...until the day of the wedding.
448
00:31:10,186 --> 00:31:13,306
Did you know Claybourne cheated
on Robin at their own wedding?
449
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,848
You should've been there.
She was stunning.
450
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:19,437
We'd like to see her in that tux again.
451
00:31:32,628 --> 00:31:35,499
Thank you very much for the day.
452
00:31:35,673 --> 00:31:38,343
You're welcome.
453
00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:41,428
Do you want to be alone,
or should I come in?
454
00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:44,882
I think that we need to talk.
455
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,349
Okay.
456
00:31:53,527 --> 00:31:56,694
- Talk to me.
- I like you very much.
457
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:02,285
That's a very bad way
to begin a conversation.
458
00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,696
Okay, I'm sorry.
459
00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:09,039
I'm just not ready
to be married again.
460
00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:13,049
Jen, I haven't asked you
to marry me.
461
00:32:13,215 --> 00:32:17,084
Robin, it's so obvious to me
that's what you want.
462
00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:23,219
And I kind of feel like, I don't know,
that you set me up or something.
463
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:25,683
Oh, no, no.
They leapt to that conclusion...
464
00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:27,729
...because that's what
they want for me.
465
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,936
Don't punish me because
my friends want me to find a partner.
466
00:32:31,362 --> 00:32:33,235
Okay, I'm not trying to punish you.
467
00:32:33,405 --> 00:32:38,234
Look, Robin, I'm just
realizing that I need to...
468
00:32:38,995 --> 00:32:41,035
I just need to be alone right now.
469
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,624
Jen, you can have time alone.
470
00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:47,082
You don't have to be
with me every second.
471
00:32:47,255 --> 00:32:49,082
Okay.
472
00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:57,723
I need to try and be self-sufficient.
473
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,722
Well, I've never really
been on my own before.
474
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,355
And...
475
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:11,237
...l think that I need
to just feel scared.
476
00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:15,069
Well, there's nothing
to be scared of.
477
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:17,154
I'm not a scary person.
478
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,407
- I'm a loving...
- Oh, Robin, come on.
479
00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:22,787
I mean, I'm terrified
of being on my own.
480
00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:26,747
I've just gotta make myself do it,
Robin, and I can't...
481
00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:30,590
I can't distract myself by creating
all this fucking labyrinth-like drama...
482
00:33:30,762 --> 00:33:32,970
...that I'm so good at creating.
483
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:36,261
And I promise you that
you do not wanna get sucked...
484
00:33:36,436 --> 00:33:38,096
...into my fucking bullshit.
485
00:33:38,271 --> 00:33:40,514
You know what? Don't, okay?
486
00:33:40,691 --> 00:33:44,024
Don't tell me what I want and don't want.
I know what I fucking want.
487
00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:46,318
- Well, I'm gonna speak for myself.
- Please.
488
00:33:46,489 --> 00:33:49,194
This is... This is what I want.
489
00:33:49,784 --> 00:33:51,658
I can't believe you're doing this.
490
00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:04,505
- I can't go through this again.
- I don't know, Robin.
491
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,669
That's why I'm saying
we should stop now...
492
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:10,013
...before we actually
go through anything.
493
00:34:12,727 --> 00:34:14,555
Can I ask you something?
494
00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:30,490
Did I blow it by taking you
to meet my friends today?
495
00:34:30,665 --> 00:34:34,662
No. I think that your friends
seem like really good people.
496
00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:39,500
And they seem...
497
00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:44,384
...very mature and very...
498
00:34:46,683 --> 00:34:49,434
...settled in their life.
499
00:34:49,603 --> 00:34:55,024
So you don't wanna be
in a relationship?
500
00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:56,604
No, I don't.
501
00:34:56,778 --> 00:35:01,072
You just wanna sleep with people,
make them fall in love with you...
502
00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:03,068
...so you can fuck with their heads?
503
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:05,450
No, that's not what I want.
504
00:35:05,621 --> 00:35:08,029
Well, that's what you did.
505
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,244
Right.
506
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,132
That's why I think we should
end this right now, before...
507
00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:22,510
...l disappoint you any more
than I obviously have.
508
00:35:57,305 --> 00:35:59,760
Hello? This is she.
509
00:35:59,932 --> 00:36:01,973
I don't think women,
especially lesbians...
510
00:36:02,144 --> 00:36:03,852
...should exploit other women.
511
00:36:04,021 --> 00:36:07,854
Well, the strippers I know
do it because they love it.
512
00:36:10,153 --> 00:36:13,024
Wait a minute.
Haven't you ever had a lap dance?
513
00:36:16,577 --> 00:36:19,993
Is there anyone else here
who has never had a lap dance?
514
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,253
Oh, my innocent, little sweetie.
515
00:36:27,422 --> 00:36:29,630
Would you like one?
516
00:36:31,302 --> 00:36:33,461
That would be okay with you?
517
00:36:33,972 --> 00:36:35,715
Well, if Dana wanted one.
518
00:36:35,891 --> 00:36:39,592
But she doesn't want anyone else's
booty on her booty right now.
519
00:36:39,770 --> 00:36:42,059
Do you, pookie?
520
00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:52,902
What?
521
00:36:53,452 --> 00:36:57,451
Just... Dana, she's getting married.
522
00:37:01,211 --> 00:37:04,332
Hey, I'm just picking up.
I'll be two minutes.
523
00:37:04,507 --> 00:37:05,966
Okay, thanks.
524
00:37:09,304 --> 00:37:13,433
I don't think I want the first woman
to ever touch me other than Bette...
525
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,632
...to be a stripper.
526
00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:16,803
Did I hear what I think I just heard?
527
00:37:16,979 --> 00:37:20,313
Bette's the only woman
you've ever been with?
528
00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:22,642
You heard it right, missus.
529
00:37:23,486 --> 00:37:25,361
We are getting you a lap dance tonight.
530
00:37:25,614 --> 00:37:29,529
- Zoë!
- No one else heard me.
531
00:37:29,702 --> 00:37:31,493
What'd you say?
532
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,769
Here you go. Thanks.
533
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,692
Hey, Bette. Bette.
534
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,407
I'm sorry.
535
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,363
Thanks.
536
00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:11,949
Wait, wait.
537
00:38:18,591 --> 00:38:19,789
This sucks.
538
00:38:22,805 --> 00:38:25,130
Yeah, this sucks.
539
00:38:32,357 --> 00:38:35,808
Listen, I've gotta go.
I gotta go meet Kit, so...
540
00:38:35,986 --> 00:38:38,145
I'm just...
541
00:38:38,322 --> 00:38:40,944
I'm just sorry.
542
00:38:41,575 --> 00:38:43,284
I'm really sorry.
543
00:38:45,455 --> 00:38:47,033
Thanks.
544
00:39:23,206 --> 00:39:26,623
- What do you think, huh?
- I think it's hideous.
545
00:39:26,794 --> 00:39:29,285
Well, they're all different.
Some have real boobies.
546
00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:32,002
Just keep looking.
You'll find someone you like.
547
00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:53,065
Come on, honey. it's good fun.
Come on.
548
00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:12,179
Well, maybe we can get
Mr. Ferrer to give you more time.
549
00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:15,348
I can go to the bank with you,
and we can try again.
550
00:40:15,517 --> 00:40:16,975
Try what?
551
00:40:17,143 --> 00:40:19,551
We can try to get them
to lend you the full amount.
552
00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:21,638
I can put up some artwork
as collateral.
553
00:40:21,815 --> 00:40:24,935
No, I can't have you do that.
It's too much.
554
00:40:25,111 --> 00:40:28,314
You're already putting yourself
on the line.
555
00:40:33,036 --> 00:40:36,702
I wouldn't be doing this if I thought
I was gonna lose my shirt, okay?
556
00:40:39,627 --> 00:40:41,252
Thank you.
557
00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:43,630
That means the world to me.
558
00:40:47,803 --> 00:40:51,303
But I don't think Marina's daddy
is gonna give us a break.
559
00:40:51,474 --> 00:40:53,965
He sounds like he
wants to get this over with fast.
560
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,198
Hey there, good-looking.
Can I get you anything to drink?
561
00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:13,246
Thanks.
562
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:18,493
Well, can I offer you anything else?
I got a lot to offer.
563
00:41:20,299 --> 00:41:22,505
I'm with my friends,
but maybe later.
564
00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:25,633
Maybe later.
565
00:41:27,849 --> 00:41:30,138
You're a player, right?
566
00:41:33,397 --> 00:41:36,849
Right. Yeah.
567
00:41:53,086 --> 00:41:54,747
- Oh, sorry, I...
- What are you doing?
568
00:41:54,922 --> 00:41:57,627
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- That's against the rules.
569
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,626
- I have to go, Al.
- Are you 3?
570
00:41:59,802 --> 00:42:04,097
- Can't you hold it for a minute?
- No.
571
00:42:04,265 --> 00:42:07,432
Fine. Fine, go in.
572
00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:09,813
Sorry.
573
00:42:13,109 --> 00:42:14,900
Go on.
574
00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,069
You guys, hurry up.
575
00:42:20,242 --> 00:42:22,033
Tina found someone
she likes, I think.
576
00:42:22,202 --> 00:42:24,611
Wow, that's exciting.
577
00:42:26,624 --> 00:42:28,831
Come in.
578
00:42:31,755 --> 00:42:33,547
You gotta be quick.
579
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,263
Jesus, is that him?
580
00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:42,681
Count Dracula rides a hog?
581
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:46,055
Excellent. Maybe he's more
down-to-earth than I thought.
582
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:52,400
- Ladies.
- lvan, what are you doing here?
583
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:56,521
I have a cashier's check for $50,000.
I'm coming in as your partner.
584
00:42:57,367 --> 00:43:00,535
- Oh, lvan.
- It's a business arrangement, Kit.
585
00:43:00,705 --> 00:43:03,575
Straight up.
I'm in because I like the plan.
586
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,668
I'm your silent partner.
Nothing to do with your day-to-day.
587
00:43:06,837 --> 00:43:10,455
Okay? I don't need to hear from you.
I won't be hanging around.
588
00:43:10,632 --> 00:43:12,127
I see a statement once a month.
589
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,674
- But, lvan, I'd...
- That's how it's gotta be.
590
00:43:15,555 --> 00:43:17,263
If you want it.
591
00:43:30,072 --> 00:43:31,945
Good luck.
592
00:43:46,507 --> 00:43:48,631
So you wanna tell me
what's going on?
593
00:43:48,802 --> 00:43:52,087
Supposedly Tina found
a girl she likes.
594
00:43:52,722 --> 00:43:55,095
No, I mean with you and Dana.
595
00:43:56,102 --> 00:43:58,427
I don't know what you're talking about.
596
00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,313
Are you guys getting it on yet,
or what?
597
00:44:02,484 --> 00:44:04,441
No!
598
00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:06,568
Okay, okay.
599
00:44:06,738 --> 00:44:08,861
We kissed.
600
00:44:09,701 --> 00:44:14,161
How'd you figure...?
Does anyone else know?
601
00:44:14,330 --> 00:44:15,611
I doubt it.
602
00:44:15,790 --> 00:44:18,329
You're a freak,
you know that, Shane?
603
00:44:18,502 --> 00:44:20,245
Check it out.
604
00:44:23,466 --> 00:44:26,633
- Excuse me, ladies.
- Hi.
605
00:44:28,388 --> 00:44:30,346
You go, girl.
606
00:44:30,516 --> 00:44:34,430
Come on. Give her
some encouragement, T.
607
00:44:47,201 --> 00:44:49,277
Do you notice anything about her?
608
00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:52,290
Yeah, she looks a little bit like Bette.
609
00:45:51,566 --> 00:45:56,276
I am Manfredi della Francesco Ferrer.
610
00:45:58,783 --> 00:46:02,116
Buonasera, Count Manfredi.
611
00:46:02,286 --> 00:46:06,155
Si, but I don't have a lot of time,
so just show me what I need to know.
612
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,409
The money is in place?
613
00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:10,378
I want a glass of wine.
614
00:46:10,547 --> 00:46:11,626
- Red or white?
- Red.
615
00:46:11,798 --> 00:46:14,752
French or ltalian, not one of those
California abominations.
616
00:46:14,926 --> 00:46:18,261
Well, I heard that California wines
are pretty good these days.
617
00:46:18,431 --> 00:46:20,008
I hate Los Angeles.
618
00:46:20,182 --> 00:46:22,638
I don't know why Marina came here.
619
00:46:23,144 --> 00:46:29,265
This is a loan for $75,000
with a contingency, si?
620
00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:34,820
Yes, I have here $50,000
in a cashier's check.
621
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,487
I think Marina felt she had a home here.
622
00:46:39,663 --> 00:46:42,332
She had a lot of good friends.
623
00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:43,531
Bullshit.
624
00:46:45,462 --> 00:46:48,000
Who are you?
Which one is Kit Porter?
625
00:46:48,631 --> 00:46:49,830
I am.
626
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:53,045
- And you are?
- Bette Porter.
627
00:46:54,722 --> 00:46:57,639
- You're the one.
- The one what?
628
00:46:57,808 --> 00:47:00,431
Such judges, you Americans.
629
00:47:01,396 --> 00:47:03,887
You sit in judgment
on the whole world.
630
00:47:04,066 --> 00:47:07,270
- Who gave you this power to judge?
- Wait a minute, Your Highness...
631
00:47:07,445 --> 00:47:09,770
...or whatever you
would like for us to call you.
632
00:47:09,947 --> 00:47:13,067
Are you really such
an exemplary person? Are you perfect?
633
00:47:13,242 --> 00:47:16,529
- Are you better than anyone else?
- No. No, I'm not.
634
00:47:16,705 --> 00:47:20,751
You're so conventional, you Americans,
thinking one style of life...
635
00:47:20,919 --> 00:47:23,291
...is better than another.
636
00:47:23,463 --> 00:47:24,578
We have so many ways.
637
00:47:24,756 --> 00:47:27,128
Look, I know that I judged
Marina too harshly...
638
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:31,085
- ...but that doesn't give you the right...
- The heart is stronger than the head.
639
00:47:31,263 --> 00:47:33,137
Remember.
640
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:38,308
And everyone is capable
to commit a passionate crime...
641
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:43,557
...and everyone deserves
the compassion to start again.
642
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:46,151
Amen to that.
643
00:47:51,453 --> 00:47:53,576
So how is your daughter?
ls she okay?
644
00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:58,375
- My daughter?
- Marina.
645
00:48:00,588 --> 00:48:02,415
Marina is not my daughter.
646
00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:05,879
We are married 12 years.
647
00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:09,176
Marina is my wife.
648
00:48:12,477 --> 00:48:14,600
And she is in a hospital in Milano.
649
00:48:14,771 --> 00:48:17,477
And no thanks to your friendship.
650
00:48:17,650 --> 00:48:19,892
Everything looks here to be in order.
651
00:48:20,069 --> 00:48:25,065
My people will call you
to conclude the business.
652
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:09,143
- Hey.
- Hey.
653
00:50:11,864 --> 00:50:14,402
So what did you all do?
654
00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:18,986
Nothing much.
We just hung out.
655
00:50:19,664 --> 00:50:21,870
I'm glad you called me.
656
00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:24,330
I was feeling pretty lonely.
657
00:50:24,503 --> 00:50:27,789
- Do you want one?
- No, thanks.
658
00:50:32,179 --> 00:50:34,551
Tina hired a lawyer, you know.
659
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:37,472
Yeah, I heard.
660
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,688
How did I let this get
so fucked up, Shane?
661
00:50:47,988 --> 00:50:49,696
Shit's not always in our control.
662
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,316
I used to think that it was.
663
00:50:52,493 --> 00:50:58,117
I learned early on that if you wanna
avoid that big mess that sucks...
664
00:50:58,291 --> 00:51:00,664
...and fucks with your life...
665
00:51:01,712 --> 00:51:02,993
...you just keep it simple.
666
00:51:04,548 --> 00:51:08,049
You mean, like sex
with no emotional entanglements?
667
00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:10,346
Right.
668
00:51:10,514 --> 00:51:12,506
That's just me.
669
00:51:12,682 --> 00:51:16,551
I don't think that applies to you.
You're a very well-rounded individual.
670
00:51:18,731 --> 00:51:20,890
I don't know.
671
00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:24,437
I think I just might like
to study at your feet, Shane.
672
00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:38,244
- Hey.
- Hey, who's that?
673
00:51:38,421 --> 00:51:40,212
Oh, hey.
674
00:51:41,006 --> 00:51:43,166
Come on over
and have a beer with us.
675
00:51:43,343 --> 00:51:45,252
Okay.
676
00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:49,636
- Hello.
- Hey.
677
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:52,810
We were just talking about sex
with no emotional entanglements.
678
00:51:55,106 --> 00:51:57,776
I like the sound of that.
679
00:51:58,235 --> 00:51:59,978
It's not for everyone.
680
00:52:00,154 --> 00:52:05,362
You know what? With the day I've had,
that sounds like that's for me.
681
00:52:05,702 --> 00:52:06,781
Cheers.
682
00:52:06,953 --> 00:52:11,996
- Catching up on current events?
- Yes.
683
00:52:12,168 --> 00:52:14,706
These are all the local newspapers...
684
00:52:14,879 --> 00:52:18,877
...with people advertising
for roommates.
685
00:52:19,301 --> 00:52:24,010
I just put this ad in craigslist
looking for a roommate.
686
00:52:24,181 --> 00:52:26,174
I hope that I don't get
a bunch of crazies.
687
00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:29,055
- So you're looking for a roommate?
- Yeah.
688
00:52:29,687 --> 00:52:35,442
I don't even know how to screen people
or what I should ask in rent.
689
00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:37,687
- Would they get their own room?
- Yeah, yeah.
690
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,651
It's a two-bedroom house.
691
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:44,867
We should talk.
692
00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:48,705
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
693
00:52:49,627 --> 00:52:51,085
- Okay.
- Why not, right?
694
00:52:51,253 --> 00:52:53,413
- Yeah.
- All right.
695
00:53:01,224 --> 00:53:02,682
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