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Previously,
on "Sweetbitter"...
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Baby Jakey
doesn't waste time.
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- Fucked everyone.
- Didn't fuck me.
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- I'm going over to Sasha's.
- I'll come with you.
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Poor Tess.
She's experimenting with Omar.
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He's a little old for her.
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There's something
so predatory about it.
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Don't you think?
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Dear little taco boy,
I did not take your shoes.
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I do not steal
from poor people.
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All right, boys,
big night.
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I need, uh,
six more heads of romaine
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for these salads.
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Watch your flame.
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They ordered
another six bottles.
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That's 400 bucks a bottle!
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Just bring up the case.
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These assholes
aren't going anywhere.
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Pad the check.
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Thank you, Santos.
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Two, four,
six, eight, one,
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two, four... I've never even
held this much.
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And?
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Two... okay, this tip
is $3,200.
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What?
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- That's insane.
- A bottle of Tassin, Nicky.
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- Coming up.
- What did you order?
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I need a lawyer.
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What?
Did something happen?
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Oh, no, no.
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- To go out with.
- Oh.
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Fucking bartenders.
They're all the same.
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I mean, great lay, but...
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holes in their underwear
and cash under the mattress.
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Don't wake up
before it's 3:00 p.m.
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I didn't know
that you and Jake were...
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Over?
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Yeah.
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Hey, uh, Howard wants
all Front of House
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in the dining room.
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"The guest comes first."
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It is the prevailing philosophy
of this industry,
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and I have never
agreed with it.
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The guest...
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is actually irrelevant.
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They don't create
the environment.
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We do.
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Which is why,
at this restaurant,
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our philosophy is to take care
of each other.
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However...
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we still have some work to do.
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Because here, there is
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an unsettling disparity.
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And I think it's time
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that Front of House
make a sacrifice.
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A small one.
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We are expanding the tip-out.
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- What?
-
Beginning immediately,
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the only non-salaried
kitchen workers...
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the dishwashers...
will receive 5%
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of the tip pool.
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What does that mean?
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Uh, apparently we're giving
5% of our tips to dish.
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I think that's
a very brave choice, Howard.
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Thank you, Simone.
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Have a good evening, everyone.
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This sucks.
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Okay.
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They can't just take away
5% at the drop of a hat.
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Just think of it as a tax.
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It's socialism.
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It's not socialism.
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We do drink thousands
of a dollars a week
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in shift drinks.
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This is ridiculous,
I have a family.
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5% of my yearly take
means summer camp,
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car payments.
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Did you know about this?
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I most certainly did not.
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Howard's doing what?
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White people up front
sure are mad
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about losing money.
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- I hate losing money.
- Exactly.
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- Excuse me?
- Tonight should be fun.
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Why does Howard do this to me?
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Excuse me?
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Grab six champagne glasses,
follow me.
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Martin.
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You're looking well.
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I was hoping
you'd be here, Simone.
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- Hi, Greg.
- Hi.
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I was at, uh,
Pete's Candy Store
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in Williamsburg listening
to a client's reading,
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which was...
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And this vision
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of a young woman gets up.
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This was maybe ten years ago?
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And she reads this
amazing piece
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of surrealist fiction
about a mermaid
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who falls in love
with a young boy.
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And in the end...
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the boy kills her.
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- Where did you publish?
- Oh, an obscure quarterly.
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"The Sewanee Review."
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Last time I was in,
you were finishing up
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a collection of those stories.
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I am not even bringing
any of you menus tonight.
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We're gonna do
a special tasting.
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So, any allergies?
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- Uh, no.
- Great.
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And some champagne
is on its way.
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Thank you.
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I had no idea!
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- Can I read it?
- You absolutely cannot.
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He seems really interested
in your work.
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He's interested in his own
romantic vision
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of a waiter with
an undiscovered secret power,
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mostly because it makes
compelling theater
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for his guests.
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Do we have scallops tonight?
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Could you seat us, please?
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Jake.
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Hey, Tommy.
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I didn't know you ventured
above 14th Street.
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I'm not here to eat...
real quick.
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I got this
basement thing tonight.
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Bartender just fell out.
You interested?
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1,000 bucks, cash.
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- Fuck yeah.
- Awesome.
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You got a pen?
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Yeah.
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Here's the info.
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Who's that?
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Nobody.
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Invite her.
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Not her thing.
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Eh, see you, man.
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Why is no one eating?
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Uh, no one has any food.
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I am never
coming back here.
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It's been a while.
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Maybe we should
order a drink.
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Hello, excuse me?
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Excuse me, is it going
to be much longer?
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- What are you doing?
- They are dirty.
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Oh, those are clean.
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Taste dirty.
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Fucking dishwashers
getting paid more
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but not doing their job.
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Not good.
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So, what do you think?
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I think that you fixed Sasha.
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No one's ever fixed.
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And I meant Howard's
new economic policy.
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Oh.
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Well, dishwashing sucks.
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What do you think?
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Howard wants to take 5%
from the front?
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Okay, people revolt,
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and we take 5%
of this martini.
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Cheers.
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Fire two steaks!
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Medium and medium rare!
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Let's go!
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- Will.
- Yeah?
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Someone or something
is slowing down service.
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I assure you,
I'm going to figure it out.
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Go to the front.
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Anyone with wine or champagne,
top them off.
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Be your charming self.
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- Go.
- On it.
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I said salt on the side!
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Fucking salad!
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What the fuck
is going on?
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Is this fun for you?
You think it's a game?
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I know what you guys are doing.
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- Nick, settle.
- It's horseshit, Howard.
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It's classic
passive-worker resistance,
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and it's them.
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- Tess and Jake?
- I don't know.
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It's one of them.
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I've seen this
in Front of the House before.
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No sense of consequences.
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They don't care.
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That means nothing
to those spoiled babies.
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All right, stay the course.
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"Stay the course"?
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Aye-aye, Captain.
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Where's Simone?
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What is happening
in this restaurant right now?
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My tables are
starving to death.
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Why are you
looking at me like that?
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You've been unhappy lately.
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Me?
You think this is me?
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I would never mistreat a guest
to prove a point.
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I don't think
the guest is irrelevant.
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Nicky thinks
it's Front of House.
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Well, I don't always know
what they're up to,
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and to be honest,
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I don't know what you're up to,
but this is a debacle.
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It's just a natural reaction
to change,
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but I need to squash it, now.
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Go talk to them.
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I'll investigate.
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Around the world.
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Manhattan Classic,
Moscow Mule, Singapore Sling.
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We're still doing this?
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Oh.
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What?
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There's a party tonight.
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Maybe you should come.
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With you?
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I'm working,
but we can hang out.
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So with you,
but not really with you.
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Could be fun.
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We could have fun.
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- I'm so sorry.
-
Sure.
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Try not to dress
like you're from Ohio.
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What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
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Hi, what are you doing?
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Well, I'm the food runner,
and there's no food.
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- Thus...
- Okay, good.
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Uh, can we take a smoke break?
I need your help.
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Ladies.
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Are your back waiter cronies
holding up service?
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Because I need food to come out
of the kitchen right now.
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Oh, my God, I wish I were
that devious or invested.
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Oh, you... you know
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I don't even know
how to do that.
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Have you been drinking?
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No.
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Why...
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- I need you. Locker room.
- Why?
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It's like a department
store in here.
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Don't you ever
take anything home?
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What's the vibe of the party?
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Penthouse?
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Basement?
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Tunnel under a bridge?
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Um, I don't know.
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Jake just said to look hot.
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Get out of there.
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Ooh...
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- I don't know if it's...
- Yep.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh.
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What kind of a fucking bra
are you wearing?
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A padded bra.
251
00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:28,258
Take that off too.
252
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,585
Yeah, take it off.
253
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:39,069
You can't wear this dress
with a padded bra.
254
00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:44,676
- Come on.
- Okay.
255
00:12:53,886 --> 00:12:55,889
Yeah.
256
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,369
It's cute.
257
00:12:58,371 --> 00:12:59,691
And your tits look great.
258
00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:02,413
I don't know, Ari,
it's kinda...
259
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,455
wait, it's barely...
260
00:13:03,457 --> 00:13:05,457
It's thin.
261
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:07,620
I mean, your nipples love it.
262
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,061
Do they?
263
00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:11,624
It's the air,
you idiot.
264
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,947
Mine are so sensitive
I'd go fucking crazy.
265
00:13:13,949 --> 00:13:15,548
Sorry, when?
266
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,551
When they're touched,
267
00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:21,397
or pinched, or clamped.
268
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:25,202
Sometimes just breathed on.
269
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:28,042
I can do it for you...
270
00:13:28,044 --> 00:13:29,524
If you like right now.
271
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:31,166
I mean, I'm flattered,
272
00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:35,130
but I believe the restaurant
is in a state of emergency.
273
00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:38,736
Here's your brassiere back.
274
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,542
Thanks.
275
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,670
Pardon me.
276
00:13:55,796 --> 00:13:57,074
I love that scarf.
277
00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:58,396
- I know I told you before.
-
Will.
278
00:13:58,398 --> 00:13:59,838
Be right with you.
279
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,919
- Yeah?
- Here.
280
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,440
Gift cards.
281
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,122
Give these to any reservations
that are still coming in
282
00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:06,526
when you tell them that
we cannot seat them tonight.
283
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,247
- You got it.
- Thank you.
284
00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:10,772
All right, folks...
285
00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:13,413
Hi.
286
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:15,535
Thank God.
287
00:14:15,537 --> 00:14:17,177
- Enjoy.
-
Finally.
288
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:20,260
It looks great.
289
00:14:20,262 --> 00:14:21,302
Excuse me?
290
00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:24,185
Can we please have
some forks?
291
00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:25,547
Jake.
292
00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:28,031
Forks.
293
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,196
One moment.
294
00:14:54,421 --> 00:14:56,821
Excuse me?
295
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:03,511
Where the fuck
are the fucking forks?
296
00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:05,872
I've been asking
the same question,
297
00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:07,233
but nobody washes fast enough.
298
00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:09,237
Shut up, Sasha!
299
00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:11,918
Mr. Howard, look.
No... no forks.
300
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,881
I put 400 forks
into service on Monday.
301
00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:16,443
They just disappeared?
302
00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:19,287
Are you telling me that
70 pounds of sterling silver
303
00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:20,848
has just evaporated?
304
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,570
Are people supposed to eat
with their fucking hands?
305
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,212
- Howard. Howard...
- No excuses.
306
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,214
You find them
or you're fucking fired!
307
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,497
Howard, Howard.
308
00:15:28,499 --> 00:15:30,780
The entire restaurant
doesn't just come to a halt
309
00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:32,260
because of forks, okay?
310
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,542
I think I know
what's going on.
311
00:15:33,544 --> 00:15:34,583
Let me handle it.
312
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,748
You go charm my soigné table.
313
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,751
Thank you.
314
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,360
Give me five, five, five!
315
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,682
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
316
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,688
- Sasha!
- Yeah?
317
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,051
- What did you do?
- Uh, nothing.
318
00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:00,573
Where are the forks?
319
00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:02,494
Maybe underneath the dishwashers'
giant fucking wallets.
320
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:03,616
Howard think he can
steal my money
321
00:16:03,618 --> 00:16:05,298
and then I bend over,
take it up my ass?
322
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,701
- Not this occasion, honey.
- Tell me where the forks are.
323
00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:08,781
- I don't know.
- Sasha!
324
00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:09,823
- I don't know.
- Where are the forks?
325
00:16:09,825 --> 00:16:11,064
- I don't know.
- Sasha!
326
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,106
- I don't know.
- Tell me where the forks are!
327
00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:13,107
Tell me where the forks are!
328
00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,187
Tiny but fucking strong.
329
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:16,590
- You leave me no choice.
- Over there!
330
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,593
Nuts!
Crazy bitch.
331
00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:21,275
Thank you.
332
00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:24,519
I hope you don't have herpes
or something.
333
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,167
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
334
00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:33,249
Come talk to me for a sec.
335
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:35,211
- Sorry?
- Come talk to me.
336
00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,937
Fire two crab cakes!
337
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:43,661
How did you do it?
338
00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:45,142
It was impressive, really.
339
00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:48,266
Did you, um... did you forget
the herbs on every plate?
340
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,748
Or maybe undercook everything
by one degree?
341
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,791
I mean, that would force Scott
to put every piece of meat
342
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,873
and fish back on the grill
when he checked the temp.
343
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,596
Or... oh.
344
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,919
I bet you insisted
all the seafood was bad.
345
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,921
Had to be thrown out,
cleaned again.
346
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,923
I bet if I look downstairs
in the garbage...
347
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,927
Five years.
348
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:09,409
I started here
five fucking years ago.
349
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:10,971
- Mm-hmm.
- As a dishwasher.
350
00:17:10,973 --> 00:17:13,094
Working my ass off,
making shit.
351
00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,416
Worked up to prep cook,
now line.
352
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:18,179
And now some fucking dishwasher
is making more than me.
353
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:21,382
Manny, you have a 401k
and health insurance.
354
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,106
And by law, you can't be
tipped out.
355
00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:27,469
There are 10,000 line cooks
in this city
356
00:17:27,471 --> 00:17:29,512
who want your job,
357
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:33,196
and not one of them would dare
humiliate this restaurant
358
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:35,478
the way that you
have done tonight.
359
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,321
Plates arrive on my table
in three minutes.
360
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,884
Am I clear?
361
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,889
Good.
362
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:50,855
Wash these as fast as you can.
363
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:59,385
Pick up, pick up!
364
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:02,027
Pick up forever!
365
00:18:02,029 --> 00:18:04,511
- Nice stunt you guys pulled.
- Oh, not my stunt.
366
00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:06,954
I don't get involved
in restaurant politics.
367
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:09,396
Did you call me white earlier?
368
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:10,638
Nah.
369
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,760
I was calling you
"privileged."
370
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,887
I'm sorry again
about tonight.
371
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,088
It happens.
372
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,570
Thanks for picking up
the check.
373
00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:24,694
But listen, uh,
I'm serious.
374
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:26,975
If you ever
finish writing, hmm?
375
00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:29,058
- You'll be my first call.
- Okay.
376
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,543
Good night.
377
00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:41,552
I think you're wrong.
378
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,435
I think he is interested
in your writing.
379
00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:47,278
That's why people work
in restaurants, right?
380
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,081
Contacts like this.
381
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,364
You're very sweet.
382
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:55,248
But you will learn
there is a line.
383
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,170
And while you may
be invited to cross it,
384
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,896
the invitation is never real.
385
00:19:06,742 --> 00:19:08,061
What's this one called?
386
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,544
This is...
387
00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:13,188
water.
388
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:15,630
It's gonna be a long night.
389
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,195
Meet me in the alley in 30.
390
00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:28,847
27.
391
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,451
27.
392
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,454
Santos.
393
00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:38,457
I'm sorry.
394
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:42,500
Thank you, boys.
Take care.
395
00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:00,080
Hey, you wanted
to see me?
396
00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,402
When I add it all up...
397
00:20:02,404 --> 00:20:05,926
our numbers will be off
by thousands for tonight.
398
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:08,529
Okay, but it was
the right thing to do.
399
00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:11,132
Don't quote me, but it'll make
a big difference to those guys,
400
00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:14,535
and honestly, in a week
no one will even notice it.
401
00:20:14,537 --> 00:20:15,977
It'll just be part
of the system.
402
00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:18,142
I agree.
403
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:21,944
You know...
404
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,387
you did well tonight.
405
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,828
Most people don't know
the difference
406
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,111
between force and finesse.
407
00:20:28,113 --> 00:20:30,874
They grunt their way
through crisis.
408
00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,595
But I'm always watching
for someone
409
00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:35,441
who can do it
with a certain style.
410
00:20:36,723 --> 00:20:38,362
Thanks.
411
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:41,246
You don't fit in
with your friends.
412
00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:43,168
You know that, right?
413
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,290
I fit in.
414
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,252
No, you don't.
415
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:49,695
You're steady.
416
00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:52,858
You clock in every day
at exactly the same time,
417
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:53,980
within three minutes.
418
00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:55,983
You're an adult.
419
00:20:57,185 --> 00:20:59,746
How would you feel...
420
00:20:59,748 --> 00:21:01,910
about training to be a manager?
421
00:21:05,274 --> 00:21:07,875
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
422
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,921
Night, gentlemen.
423
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,205
Good night.
424
00:21:22,694 --> 00:21:24,454
Think on it.
425
00:21:24,456 --> 00:21:26,736
We'll talk.
426
00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:29,539
I will, for sure.
427
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,111
You know, I thought
that the whole chaos thing
428
00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:41,913
was just a part of your look,
but you were right.
429
00:21:41,915 --> 00:21:43,715
The workers did revolt.
430
00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:46,318
I know a few things
about a few things.
431
00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:49,282
Stay close.
432
00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:51,203
Wait.
433
00:21:58,173 --> 00:22:00,734
Borrowed this from Ari.
434
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,336
Doesn't look like you.
435
00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:05,021
I'm trying it out.
436
00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:08,825
Forget your bra?
437
00:22:10,587 --> 00:22:13,188
The air feels good.
438
00:22:39,419 --> 00:22:40,739
I have to work.
439
00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:42,661
Don't stop.
440
00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:44,665
Not tonight.
441
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:47,787
Come on.
442
00:22:54,316 --> 00:22:56,756
Not tonight.
443
00:23:11,415 --> 00:23:13,135
Howard.
444
00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:15,139
We need to end this.
445
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,580
I saved your ass tonight
446
00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:19,904
because I would like
to have peace.
447
00:23:21,586 --> 00:23:23,747
You saved your own ass
out of vanity.
448
00:23:23,749 --> 00:23:25,189
- That is not true.
-
"Peace"?
449
00:23:25,191 --> 00:23:26,870
You have been coming at me...
450
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,632
'Cause you are
out of control.
451
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:30,555
Howard, I know you.
452
00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:32,476
I know what you eat
for family meal.
453
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,759
I know the route you take
to walk home.
454
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:38,082
You have been
wildly unpredictable,
455
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,925
disruptive.
456
00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:42,488
I mean, this thing tonight?
457
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,331
I... I don't even know
what to say.
458
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:47,093
I mean, tell me
it's the position in Tokyo
459
00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:48,174
and you're leaving.
460
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,536
Or it's a health scare,
I don't know.
461
00:23:50,538 --> 00:23:51,938
Are you having
a midlife crisis?
462
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,181
No Tokyo.
463
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:57,424
My blood pressure is superb.
464
00:23:57,426 --> 00:23:59,106
And I am hardly midlife.
465
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:02,151
Yeah, well, you are fucking
a girl your daughter's age.
466
00:24:03,273 --> 00:24:05,954
- That is over.
- It shouldn't have started.
467
00:24:05,956 --> 00:24:09,678
Look, I just need you
to be you so I can be me.
468
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,240
That is how
this restaurant works.
469
00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:25,976
Do you know anything
about kabuki?
470
00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:28,178
Oh, my God.
Seriously, Howard?
471
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:32,143
In kabuki, you never do
a new version of a play.
472
00:24:32,145 --> 00:24:35,387
So the actors have been
performing, say, "Shunkan"
473
00:24:35,389 --> 00:24:37,909
in exactly the same way
for centuries,
474
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,070
and they will for all time.
475
00:24:39,072 --> 00:24:41,474
Same gestures, same steps.
476
00:24:41,476 --> 00:24:43,276
It's so traditional
477
00:24:43,278 --> 00:24:45,638
that the actors actually
take on the names
478
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,762
of the actors
that came before them.
479
00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:52,446
It is their individual
interpretation of tradition
480
00:24:52,448 --> 00:24:53,607
that makes them great.
481
00:24:53,609 --> 00:24:55,449
What I am trying
to do, Simone,
482
00:24:55,451 --> 00:24:58,412
is expand my interpretation...
483
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,774
No.
484
00:24:59,776 --> 00:25:01,136
No, you're not, Howard.
485
00:25:01,138 --> 00:25:05,020
You are doing
a completely different play.
486
00:25:05,022 --> 00:25:07,983
Just keep your shit
together here,
487
00:25:07,985 --> 00:25:10,105
and you will have my support.
488
00:25:10,107 --> 00:25:11,827
- Otherwise...
- Otherwise what?
489
00:25:11,829 --> 00:25:13,589
I will leave.
490
00:25:13,591 --> 00:25:15,834
And where would you go,
Simone?
491
00:25:22,681 --> 00:25:25,365
Where would either of us go?
492
00:26:30,639 --> 00:26:35,639
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