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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,218 When your father was a boy like you 2 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,387 and living with me here in Norway, 3 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,973 I told him about witches, too, 4 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,892 so that he would always be aware. 5 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,979 Now, the most important thing 6 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:28,107 you should know about real witches is this... 7 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,234 now listen very carefully... 8 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:34,321 real witches dress in ordinary clothes 9 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,740 and look very much like ordinary women. 10 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,951 They live in ordinary houses, 11 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:42,788 and they work in ordinary jobs. 12 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,211 Every country in the world has witches. 13 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,214 And there is a leader, 14 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:54,175 a high witch 15 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,593 of each country. 16 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,680 And the ruler of all the witches 17 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:03,893 is The Most Evil Woman in creation... 18 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:07,062 The Grand High Witch... 19 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,064 Herself. 20 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,821 Witches spend their time 21 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,531 plotting to kill children, 22 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,783 stalking the wretched child 23 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,287 like a hunter stalks a bird in the forest. 24 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,955 Did they hunt you? 25 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,963 You said it was an accident. 26 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,425 A very unpleasant accident. 27 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,386 You know, when I was younger, 28 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,224 I traveled the world in search for the grand high witch, 29 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,892 but I never found her. 30 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,852 I don't really believe 31 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,230 that anyone has ever found her. 32 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,982 So if no one's seen the grand high witch, 33 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,151 how are you sure she exists? 34 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,861 Nobody's ever seen the devil, 35 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,863 but we know he exists, don't we? 36 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:58,988 Yeah. 37 00:03:58,989 --> 00:03:59,989 For all you know, 38 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,534 a witch might be living next-door to you. 39 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,038 When I was little, 40 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,832 I lived beside a girl called Erica, 41 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,126 who was taken by a witch. 42 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,672 Erica had very strict parents. 43 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,008 But even that didn't save poor Erica, 44 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,970 because when a witch chooses a victim, 45 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,889 there is only one hope of escape... 46 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,392 knowing everything about them 47 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,185 that I am telling you. 48 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,937 I'm warning you. 49 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,940 Erica. Come in. 50 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:34,584 What makes her dangerous 51 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,236 is the fact that she doesn't look dangerous. 52 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,113 You can never be sure 53 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,031 if it's a witch you are looking at 54 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,574 or a kind lady. 55 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,997 Ah, Erica. 56 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,000 How do you like my new painting? 57 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,793 It's magnifique, papa. 58 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,129 Go to Larsen's 59 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,005 and buy... 60 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,799 A liter of milk. Hmm? 61 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,134 Ja, papa. 62 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:04,847 Come straight home. 63 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,140 Ja, da. 64 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,476 Real witches hate children. 65 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:17,359 Real witches are quite bald, 66 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,320 although, of course, they wear wigs... 67 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,280 That itch... 68 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,991 And cause them scalp rash. 69 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,160 Do you know what scalp rash is? 70 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,327 No. 71 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,413 Itching under the wig. 72 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,707 It must drive them crazy. 73 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,793 They look quite hideous 74 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,755 behind their human face masks 75 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:41,258 and can only be distinguished from ordinary women 76 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,260 if you are sharp enough 77 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,930 to spot the purple tinge to their eyes. 78 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,560 Real witches have no toes. 79 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,438 Their feet have square ends, 80 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,941 revolting stumps where their toes should be, 81 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,820 so they never wear pointed or pretty shoes... 82 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,032 just plain, sensible shoes. 83 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,619 Remember these things. 84 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,873 Perhaps if Erica had known them... 85 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,765 Oh, my poor Erica. 86 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,518 For weeks they searched, 87 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,104 but witches don't murder children 88 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,897 with knives or guns. 89 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,441 That's for people who get caught, 90 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,694 and witches never get caught. 91 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,240 They searched for miles around. 92 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,951 Everyone in the town searched, 93 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:53,122 but she had completely disappeared. 94 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,549 I was there in Erica's house six weeks later. 95 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,509 Good day, frau Larsen. 96 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:07,928 Come in, Helga. Have some cake. 97 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,722 I was her best friend when it all happened. 98 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,684 Then that day, 99 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:17,187 while Erica's mother was pouring the coffee, 100 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,357 her father came walking towards us. 101 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,319 It was as if though he had seen a ghost. 102 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,280 His face was all twisted up 103 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:29,158 as he walked towards the painting behind me. 104 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:33,912 There, as if it always had been there, 105 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,956 was Erica, 106 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,417 locked in the painting, 107 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,836 gazing at us. 108 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,338 Papa. 109 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,215 Papa. 110 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:46,799 I don't believe it. 111 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,094 You saw her in the painting, grandma? 112 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,554 Many times. 113 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,764 But the peculiar thing 114 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:56,560 was that little Erica kept on changing her position 115 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:57,978 in the picture. 116 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,314 So one day she'd be feeding the ducks, 117 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,858 and the next day she'd be inside the farmhouse, 118 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,776 looking out of a window. 119 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,362 Did you see her moving in the picture? 120 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,406 Nobody did. 121 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,576 She was always just a figure, 122 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,662 motionless in the painting. 123 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,332 As the years went by, 124 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,667 Erica grew older, too. 125 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,088 And only five or six years ago, 126 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,841 the old woman that Erica had become, 127 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,802 bent and frail in the painting, 128 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,264 began to disappear... 129 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,018 Until one morning, 130 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,603 she was gone. 131 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,563 You mean she died? 132 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,023 Who knows? 133 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,777 Mysterious things go on in the world of witches. 134 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,822 Hey, it's almost 9:00. 135 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,158 Grandma's been tellin' me about witches, mom. 136 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:56,620 And frightening you before you're supposed to go to sleep. 137 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,497 Good night, darling. 138 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,034 Everything all right, mother? 139 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,333 Very all right. 140 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,085 Go off. Enjoy yourselves. 141 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,336 Good-bye, mom. 142 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,379 Here you go. 143 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:08,756 Good night, son. 144 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,758 Good night, dad. 145 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,385 No more stories, ok? 146 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,845 Oh, no. 147 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,000 Come on, grandma. Just one more story? 148 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,543 All right, then. One more. 149 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,461 But very short. 150 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,798 Witches... 151 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,925 Are very cruel. 152 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:56,847 And they have a highly-developed sense of smell. 153 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,017 A real witch could smell you across the street 154 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,768 on a pitch-black night. 155 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:04,438 She couldn't smell me. I just had a shower. 156 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,772 Oh, yes, she could. 157 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,148 The cleaner you are, 158 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,775 the more a witch can smell you. 159 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,527 That doesn't make sense. 160 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,112 Oh, yes, it does. 161 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,574 A dirty child, it's the dirt she smells. 162 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,035 A clean child, it is the child. 163 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,536 Wow. 164 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,040 I'll never have a shower again, 165 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,667 and I'll have you for an excuse. 166 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,586 Well, just not too often. 167 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:30,464 Only once a month is probably safe. 168 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,008 So a witch could smell me right now? 169 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,386 To me, you smell of raspberries and cream, 170 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:37,929 but to a witch, 171 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,932 you would smell absolutely disgusting. 172 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,560 What kind of disgusting? 173 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,188 Like dogs' droppings. 174 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,607 I don't believe it. 175 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,400 You don't believe it? 176 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,110 What's more, to a witch, 177 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,238 you would smell of fresh dogs' droppings. 178 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,448 That's not true. 179 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,949 There's no point in arguing. 180 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,493 It's a fact of life. 181 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,620 So if you ever see a woman in the street 182 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,081 holding her nose as she passes you, 183 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,124 she could easily be a witch. 184 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,878 And now it is definitely bedtime. 185 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,340 Good night, grandma. 186 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,426 Mmm... 187 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,054 Mmm! 188 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,252 Mom? 189 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,962 Dad? 190 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,125 Frau eveshim, could I come in for a minute? 191 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,627 I'm afraid I have some bad news. 192 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,421 Ja, come in. 193 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,339 Wait here. 194 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,942 Come on. 195 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,029 Come here to me. 196 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,197 Come on. 197 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,241 Let's cuddle up here. 198 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,368 Sit on my lap, all right? 199 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:06,869 There. 200 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,266 Shall we bring them to england? 201 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,266 Yeah. 202 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,727 Ja, we'll do that. 203 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,395 I think they're very good. 204 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,064 I really do. 205 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,065 Quite a talent there 206 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,693 which I didn't know anything about. 207 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,863 Thanks. 208 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,003 After the accident, 209 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:01,299 I didn't take Luke back to America right away. 210 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,802 We went to england, where I had a house, 211 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,262 and he started at the school 212 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,139 his mother and father had chosen for him before they... 213 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,306 Bald? 214 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,559 That's why they wear wigs. 215 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,769 ...Before they came to me on their vacation. 216 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,104 They itch and scratch a lot. 217 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,690 I saw a woman yesterday with purple eyes. 218 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,952 Mmm. 219 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,624 Hello, young man. 220 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,254 What a magnificent tree house. 221 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,298 Did you build it yourself? 222 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,174 My dad and I did. 223 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,554 I've got something for you here... 224 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,141 Something I think you'll like. 225 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,428 Jump down, 226 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,392 and I'll show you. 227 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,393 - No! - What? 228 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,937 No, thank you very much. 229 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,398 It's worth a lot of money. 230 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,525 This is private property. 231 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,110 There's nothing to be frightened of. 232 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,321 I just wanted to give you this. 233 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,782 I found him on my walk. 234 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,451 He's quite harmless. 235 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,328 See? 236 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,665 Little boys love snakes. 237 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,210 Here, he's yours. 238 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,838 - Grandma! Grandma! - Look, look, look, look, look! 239 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,190 I'll leave him here if you like. 240 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,525 Then you can come down on your own 241 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,884 and get him. Hmm? 242 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,678 But they wriggle away quite quickly, 243 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,557 unless you tell them not to. 244 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,314 Grandma! 245 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,693 Perhaps you'd like some chocolate instead? 246 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,696 Grandma! 247 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,158 She can't hear you. 248 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,827 What's your name? 249 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,120 Is it... 250 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,207 Luke? 251 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:58,875 Thought so. 252 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,336 Here you are... Luke. 253 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,799 A big bar of chocolate. 254 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,385 - If you c... - Luke. 255 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,971 Luke, it's dinnertime. 256 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,020 Luke! 257 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,940 Luke, dinnertime. 258 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,115 Grandma, did you see her? 259 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,740 Yes. 260 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,159 I think she was a witch. 261 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,661 Gloves, purple eyes. 262 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,663 She wanted me to climb down from the tree, and 263 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,873 she hypnotized a snake she wanted to give me. 264 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,375 A real one? 265 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,085 A real snake, yes! 266 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,298 I swear. 267 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,177 Yes, Luke. I believe you. 268 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,276 Close your eyes. No cheating. 269 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,737 To your chair. There we are. 270 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,322 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 271 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,616 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 272 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,828 ♪♪ Happy birthday, dear Luke ♪♪ 273 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,747 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 274 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:19,997 There. 275 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,208 Oh, grandma! They're great! 276 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,461 I'm gonna build them a whole circus, 277 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,628 teach them tricks 278 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,380 and acrobatics and stuff. 279 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,008 It must be so neat being a mouse. 280 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,593 Just play all day 281 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720 and eat, and then play some more. 282 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,264 I'm gonna rig up a whole room 283 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,224 with ramps and... 284 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,641 grandma! 285 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,644 Grandma! 286 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,106 Grandma! 287 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,110 Your granny has a very mild case of diabetes. 288 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,653 It's nothing to worry about. 289 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,112 Have a good rest, now, 290 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,158 and in a couple of days, you'll be right as rain. 291 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,658 You're gonna be better. 292 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:56,909 Good. 293 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,350 I'm putting you on a sugar-free diet. 294 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,664 No cakes, candies, or sugar at all. 295 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,542 Those cigars won't do you any good. 296 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,542 See? 297 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,462 And there are some more pills to take. 298 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,964 With that and a good holiday by the seaside, 299 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,674 you'll be good as new. 300 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,425 Come on, young man. 301 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,303 Leave your granny to get some rest. 302 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,932 Perhaps you can bring her breakfast in bed in the morning. 303 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,643 By tomorrow afternoon, you can boss her around 304 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,810 like before. 305 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,020 Bye-bye, Mrs. Eveshim. 306 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,062 Bye-bye. 307 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,523 See you in a couple of days. 308 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,732 Good-bye, doctor. 309 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,419 - Can you find your way? - Yes. 310 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,069 How come doctors speak to everybody 311 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,570 like they're babies? 312 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,155 I know. 313 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,617 I'm sorry for spoiling your birthday for you 314 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,619 and for giving you a fright. 315 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,453 Is it all right 316 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,373 if I play with William and Mary now? 317 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,458 Yes, of course. 318 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,726 Listen, Mary mouse, 319 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,688 when grandma gets better, we're goin' with her 320 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,314 to a hotel by the ocean. 321 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,441 You've never been to the ocean. 322 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,943 I'll tell you, it's big. 323 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,956 Wow! Look at the hotel, grandma. 324 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,791 It's not half bad. 325 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,389 - Welcome, madam. - Thank you very much. 326 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,141 I think it'll be a nice day, yes? 327 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,851 Can you manage, Luke? 328 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,394 - Yeah. - Yes. 329 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,329 Luke... 330 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,123 Come on, dear. There we go. 331 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,922 Oh, welcome, miss Ernst. 332 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,255 Nicola Cole. 333 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,089 I've been so looking forward 334 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:16,965 to meeting you. 335 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,051 You look marvelous. 336 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,261 Wish I could say the same for you. 337 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,680 Ah, miss Ernst. 338 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,974 I am the owner of the hotel. 339 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,352 We're very happy to have you. 340 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,520 Yes. Delighted. Shall I sign or something? 341 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,767 Oh, no, no, no. No. I'm sure 342 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,208 - everything will be fine. - This is my secretary. 343 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,692 Oh, yes. How are you? 344 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,110 Ah, ladies. 345 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,404 Ina Clay Beckman. 346 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,406 - Indeed. - Julia Whitman. 347 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,951 Julia, yes. Where are you from? 348 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,744 - Dallinger. - Ah, yes. 349 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,663 Lois leffour from southampton. 350 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,829 Lois. 351 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,250 Ohh! Ohh! 352 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,260 In there, I think. 353 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,512 That's where you must live. 354 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,308 Oh, um, the carpetbag on the bed, please. 355 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,310 I'll have a wash and brush-up 356 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,604 while you explore the place, Luke. 357 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,982 And then we shall have tea together, 358 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,818 and you'll show me around, yes? 359 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,943 Thank you. 360 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,320 Don't lock me out. 361 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,489 I promise I won't. 362 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,960 You look wonderful, miss Ernst. 363 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,671 Oh, we are looking forward to this afternoon! 364 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:37,964 Hmm. 365 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,342 Irvine? 366 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,046 What are you doin'? 367 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,756 The raisins are all around 368 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,341 the edge of these cakes. 369 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,967 They're really good! 370 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,259 Thanks. 371 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,638 My name's Luke. 372 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,850 Bruno Jenkins. 373 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,228 The cucumber sandwiches are all right, too... 374 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,898 except when they use margarine instead of butter. 375 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,567 How much pocket money do you get? 376 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,904 My dad's rich, but he's very tight. 377 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,614 We've got three cars. 378 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,990 Hello, boys. 379 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,576 I hope there's butter in the sandwiches today. 380 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,537 I really do hate margarine. 381 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,582 Ah, you've got those excellent cakes again. 382 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:55,917 There should be 14 of... 383 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,213 Mr. Stringer! Oh! Oh! 384 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,632 Shh, shh. What happened? 385 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,509 I went in to turn down the bed, 386 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:05,676 and they were there. 387 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:06,676 What? 388 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,721 White and disgusting little... 389 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,890 now, look. Calm down. 390 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,656 Is this your room? 391 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,741 - Yes. - Yes? 392 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,077 I see. I'm sorry, madam, 393 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,496 but I cannot permit mice in my hotel. 394 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,663 How dare you say that 395 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:37,333 when your rotten hotel is full of rats anyway? 396 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,379 Rats? There are no rats in this hotel. 397 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,588 I saw one this morning 398 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,216 running along the corridor into the kitchens. 399 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,344 Madam, you only arrived in the hotel 400 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,554 this afternoon. 401 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,431 Morning, afternoon. 402 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,891 I saw a rat in your hotel, 403 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,102 and if matters do not improve, 404 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,687 I'll shall have to report you 405 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,981 to the public health authorities. 406 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:02,858 Look... 407 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,235 Madam, I'm not prepared... 408 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,318 the cakes in the lounge 409 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,799 are nibbled all around the edges, too. 410 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:07,946 I can show you. 411 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,074 If you are not careful, the health people 412 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,536 will order the whole hotel closed before everyone gets 413 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:14,912 typhoid fever. 414 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,914 You can't be serious, madam. 415 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,417 I have never been more serious in my life. 416 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:23,588 Now, will you or will you not let my grandchild 417 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,592 keep his hygienic and perfectly harmless pet mice? 418 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,348 Uh... well... 419 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,309 Well, if they are kept in the cage 420 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,768 and only in this room, 421 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,353 nowhere else in the hotel... 422 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520 Agreed. 423 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,565 Very well. 424 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,160 Grandma, I can't train my mice 425 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,453 if they're in a cage. 426 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,747 Nibbled cakes, indeed. 427 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,584 There were, only it was a boy called Bruno Jenkins. 428 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,669 I'm teaching William and Mary 429 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,171 how to be tightrope walkers. 430 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,338 Mm-hmm! 431 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,758 I brought some of the circus I'm building with me. 432 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,426 Good. Show me. 433 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,139 Let's see. 434 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,433 Look. I'm planning them a major house. 435 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,102 Rampways here. A bathtub. 436 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,604 This elevator's pretty neat. 437 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,940 You really did this yourself? It's good. 438 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,150 It's really good. I'm impressed. 439 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,902 Of course you must train your mice, 440 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,320 but you must not get caught, 441 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,687 and you must not do it in here, 442 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,699 'cause if that hysterical maid comes back... 443 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,869 Well, now it's teatime. 444 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:40,665 I just love English hotel teas. 445 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,959 Cream cakes and shortbread 446 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,752 - and, uh... - no, grandma. 447 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,546 - No cream cakes. - No cream cakes. 448 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,838 And no shortbread, either. 449 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:50,049 It's full of sugar. I shall end up eating 450 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,842 the same diet as your mice. 451 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,033 That's the trouble with this country. 452 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,388 A queue for everything. 453 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,848 Never crossed their mind to have two tea trolleys. 454 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,518 That'd be too convenient for the paying guests, eh? 455 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,180 They'll want two lumps of ice 456 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,188 in their whiskey next. 457 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,566 They'd queue for their own funerals if they could. 458 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,278 I know that woman from somewhere, 459 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,531 but I can't for the life of me remember where. 460 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,994 Her face is so familiar. 461 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,538 Which one? 462 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,206 My memory's going. 463 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,293 But it's as if I met her before. 464 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,795 She's probably on TV or something. 465 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,631 Mmm. Cucumber sandwiches. 466 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:31,924 Mmm... 467 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,261 fish paste. 468 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,971 Grandma, you got the wrong one. 469 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,308 Oh, no. Sugar. 470 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,768 Grandma, sugar can kill you. 471 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,312 I know, but it was very little, 472 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,730 very little, my dear. 473 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,609 Something very odd is going on. 474 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,278 Are you listening to me? You'll have some fresh air 475 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,196 if I have to take you out by your ear. 476 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,508 We didn't come here for you to sit eating 477 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,950 and watching telly all day. 478 00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,678 Look at the lovely sunshine. 479 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,555 All the other boys are out there playing in the water. 480 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:02,705 Pick up your knife. 481 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,457 Just like your father. 482 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,381 Good afternoon, madam. 483 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,135 Go on. 484 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,678 You're sure you're all right now? 485 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,805 Yes, yes. Fine, fine. 486 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,225 And what are you going to do now? 487 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,769 I'm going to take William and Mary 488 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,228 and explore this place. 489 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,148 All right. Just don't get into trouble, will you? 490 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,273 I won't. 491 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,274 Come on. 492 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,657 Excuse me, please. 493 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:42,828 All right, that's fine. 494 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,374 Carry on with the rest of them. 495 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,501 No, in the kitchen. In the kitchen. 496 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,721 Wait there. 497 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,281 Great. Now do it again. 498 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,826 Come on, come on. 499 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,246 I'm sure your delegates will be comfortable in here. 500 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,039 If there's anything we can do, 501 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:10,123 obviously... 502 00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:11,444 Come along, Nicola, down in front! 503 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,419 Please don't hesitate to... To let me know. 504 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:16,797 Now, drinks will be served on the terrace after... 505 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,131 Fine, fine, fine. 506 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:19,341 You've concluded your meeting. 507 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,010 Um, skies are clearing... 508 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,428 Come on, ladies. Sit. 509 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:23,679 Sit down. 510 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,682 And we've prepared a fine meal for you tonight. 511 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,267 The chef's special soup... 512 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,568 Hey! Look at her eyes. 513 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,321 Then lamb and fresh raspberries. 514 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,448 Well, I'll leave you to it. 515 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:43,908 Fine. Thank you. 516 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,118 Everybody sitting? 517 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,412 Up front, sit down! 518 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,873 Not... yet! 519 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,666 We gotta get out of here. 520 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,833 Come along, ladies. 521 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,378 Sooner you're ready, the sooner we can start. 522 00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:00,883 Thank you very much for letting me stay, Mr. Stringer. 523 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:02,050 That's all right, Elsie. 524 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,219 I'll lock up. 525 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,678 Oh. Right. Ok. 526 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:05,971 Then we'll begin. 527 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:38,879 You may remove your shoes. 528 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,427 You may remove your wigs. 529 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:49,473 The doors. Are they locked and bolted? 530 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,143 Locked and bolted, your grandness. 531 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,812 Good. Help me. 532 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:56,438 No, no, no! 533 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,626 Wow. 534 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,213 Witches of england... 535 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,426 You're a disgrace! 536 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,430 Miserable witches. 537 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:33,559 You're good-for-nothing worms! 538 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,228 Everywhere I look... 539 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,734 I see the repulsive sight 540 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,569 of hundreds... 541 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:46,906 Thousands... 542 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:49,575 Of revolting little children. 543 00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,579 I ask you... 544 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:55,747 Why? 545 00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:01,837 One child a week is no good to me! 546 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:03,756 We will do better. 547 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,716 We will do much better. 548 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:10,012 Better is no good, either! 549 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:12,347 I demand 550 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:15,267 maximum results. 551 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:17,477 So... 552 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,440 Here are my orders. 553 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,860 My orders are 554 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:29,949 that every child in england 555 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,826 shall be rubbed out. 556 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:34,787 Destroyed! 557 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,540 Every single child eliminated! 558 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:43,837 Do I make myself clear? 559 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,065 - Yes. - Yes. 560 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:50,302 We can't possibly wipe out all of them. 561 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:53,764 Who spoke? 562 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,602 Who dares to argue with me? 563 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:03,482 It was you? 564 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:05,651 I didn't mean to argue, your grandness. 565 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,320 You dare to argue with me? 566 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,823 No. No, honestly. It just was a... 567 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,493 a stupid witch who answers back 568 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,371 must burn until her bones are black! 569 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:18,538 No! No! 570 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,834 A foolish witch without a brain... 571 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:25,879 Must sizzle into fiery flame! 572 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:30,718 A witch who dares to say I'm wrong... 573 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:35,389 Will not be with us very long! 574 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,644 What the devil?! 575 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,913 I hope nobody else 576 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,833 is going to make me cross today. 577 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,626 - No. - No. 578 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:06,002 So... 579 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,464 Now, this is my plan. 580 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:11,050 Each of you 581 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,552 will go back to your homes 582 00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:17,347 and resign from your jobs. 583 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:19,016 Give notice. 584 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,433 Retire. 585 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:21,474 Retire? 586 00:34:22,436 --> 00:34:23,645 You will then buy 587 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:25,606 with the money I give you 588 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,566 sweet shops... 589 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,234 Candy stores... 590 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,360 The very best 591 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:34,656 and most respectable sweet shops in england. 592 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:44,875 Upstairs I have a trunkload of this English money, 593 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,002 so you'll be able to offer 594 00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:50,714 three, maybe four times what these shops are worth. 595 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:52,257 Go, go, go. 596 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:56,261 On a certain day, 597 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:59,056 when all our plans are prepared, 598 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:04,019 you'll announce a great gala opening 599 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:06,980 with free sweets, candies, and chocolates 600 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,024 for every child. 601 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,651 Poisoned sweets. 602 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,779 We'll wipe them out like weasels. 603 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,240 - Who spoke? - She did! 604 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,368 It's brilliant. 605 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,035 Poison? 606 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,414 And you don't mind getting caught? 607 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,084 Exposed? 608 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,086 Vilified? 609 00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:30,921 Well, I just thought... 610 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,257 brainless bumpkin! 611 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:35,384 You blithering bogvumper! 612 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:39,263 No wonder england is swarming with... 613 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:54,069 Everything you sell that day 614 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,738 will have been treated 615 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,199 with my very latest 616 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:03,704 and very greatest magic formula. 617 00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:08,417 ♪♪ Witches work only with magic ♪♪ 618 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:10,779 Hey, wait. Come here. 619 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,836 William. Mary. 620 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,839 Formula 86. 621 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,508 My greatest triumph. 622 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,678 A work of... 623 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,555 Genius. 624 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,934 Formula 86! 625 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,187 In this bottle, 626 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:31,106 500 doses 627 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,317 with a delay mechanism 628 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:36,612 that prevents it from working until two hours 629 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,280 after it has been taken. 630 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,285 What does it do... 631 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,828 Genius one? 632 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,413 - Yes? - Yes? 633 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,332 - Yes? - What? 634 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:58,508 One dose, and the time works to the second. 635 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:01,511 But more than five doses 636 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,347 breaks the delay barrier, 637 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:06,558 and the formula works instantly. 638 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,776 The child... 639 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,863 Starts to shrink. 640 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,406 - Shrink? - Shrink? 641 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,535 The child... 642 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,372 Starts to... 643 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,791 Grow fur. 644 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,584 - Fur? - Fur? 645 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,671 Starts... 646 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,256 Growing a tail. 647 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,423 A tail? 648 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,175 A tail? 649 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,721 All this happens in precisely 25 seconds! 650 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:51,645 Shrinking more. 651 00:37:55,315 --> 00:38:00,904 The child is no longer a child. 652 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:08,745 The child... 653 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:13,208 Is a mouse! 654 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:19,756 Silence. Silence. 655 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,550 Shut up. Shut up. 656 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,718 Silence. 657 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,468 Enough. 658 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,809 This afternoon, 659 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,895 at precisely 4:15, 660 00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,815 I put one dose of my formula 661 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,984 on a bar of chocolate. 662 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:44,239 I gave it to a repulsive, smelly boy 663 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:45,574 who was in the lobby. 664 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:51,788 "Was that good?" I asked him. 665 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,250 "Got any more?" 666 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:58,295 Said the nauseating child. 667 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,048 "Six more bars like that one," 668 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,591 I told him. 669 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,678 In two minutes' time, 670 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,222 this appalling, foul-smelling creature 671 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,142 is coming to collect his reward. 672 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,395 In five minutes' time, 673 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,648 you'll see my magic formula in action. 674 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,403 We're going to see. 675 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:28,532 Quickly! 676 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,701 Wigs! Gloves! 677 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,412 The appalling child will be here... 678 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,873 And you'll see my miracle. 679 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,416 Come on. Hurry up! 680 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:37,875 Hurry up! 681 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:39,419 Come on. That's good. 682 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:41,380 Hurry up, everybody. 683 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,130 Come on! 684 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,636 Quickly! Quickly! 685 00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:48,803 You're not on holiday! 686 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,014 I'm being as quick as I can. 687 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,181 Hurry up! 688 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,192 Ready. 689 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,864 Hello, little boy. 690 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,950 Come on in, then. 691 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,285 Come on. Wait just there. 692 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,452 One moment. 693 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,043 Now, what's your name, then? 694 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,795 Br... Bruno. 695 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,338 Ooh! 696 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,422 Madam. 697 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,091 Madam! 698 00:40:40,147 --> 00:40:43,442 That lady promised me six whole bars 699 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,862 of cream-whip hazelnut milk chocolate. 700 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,075 I've come to collect. 701 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,537 Ladies... 702 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,415 May I introduce Bruno? 703 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,584 Come up, Bruno. 704 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,669 I have the chocolate here. 705 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:09,926 I said 6:15... 706 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,263 And that is in 15 seconds from now. 707 00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:21,730 You are in for a treat. 708 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,734 We all are! 709 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,701 What's going on? 710 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,370 Just a few moments. 711 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,789 5... 712 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,270 I can't even see any chocolate. 713 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,835 3... 714 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,253 2... 715 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:46,337 1... 716 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:47,546 Zero! 717 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:55,263 We have ignition! 718 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,351 Everybody, look! It's fantastic! 719 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:00,852 It's begun! 720 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:04,689 I can't stand it, it's so wonderful! 721 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,108 Look at you! It's fantastic! 722 00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:38,347 Where'd he go? 723 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,145 Bravo! 724 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,480 Keys. 725 00:42:46,815 --> 00:42:47,815 Keys! 726 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,191 Enough! 727 00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:50,318 Silence! 728 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,820 Before the banquet tonight, 729 00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,947 you'll come to my room in groups of 10. 730 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:56,283 Room number 208. 731 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,869 I will give you each a bottle containing 500 doses. 732 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,162 Also plenty of money. 733 00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:04,624 Do not forget your nose plugs for the dinner. 734 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,168 The dining room will be full of filthy children, 735 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,712 and without your nose plugs, 736 00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:10,797 the stink will be unbearable. 737 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,550 Now we will have drinks on the terrace 738 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:15,135 with that ridiculous manager. 739 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,636 Are there any questions? 740 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,237 What if one of the chocolates we give away 741 00:43:20,307 --> 00:43:22,475 were accidentally eaten by a grownup? 742 00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:26,313 Then that's just too bad for the grownup. 743 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:27,981 The meeting is over. 744 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:30,400 Until next year. 745 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:36,447 Wait! 746 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:37,698 Wait! 747 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,158 Wait! 748 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:45,415 I smell... 749 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,375 Dogs' droppings. 750 00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:51,337 What? 751 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,131 She's right. 752 00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:57,969 Oh! The smell! 753 00:43:58,345 --> 00:43:59,346 Ooh! Yuck! 754 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:00,764 This really does smell. 755 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:11,900 She's right! 756 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,530 Search out this small lump of dung! 757 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,117 Find it! 758 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,996 It must be exterminated immediately! 759 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,546 There he is! 760 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,312 He's wiggling through! 761 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,736 He's getting away! 762 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:57,946 Come here, boy. 763 00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:00,115 Bring him to me! 764 00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:19,467 There he is! 765 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:25,890 Stop him! 766 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,623 I saw him come this way. 767 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,667 Yes. Where could he be? 768 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,099 Bye-bye. 769 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:16,274 Oh, no! 770 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:20,612 No! My baby! 771 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:22,030 Stop! Stop! 772 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,288 Oh! My baby! 773 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,208 A baby in a pram. 774 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,416 Oh! 775 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:39,631 Lovely! 776 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,101 Oh, no. 777 00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:53,769 Get the boy. 778 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,188 He's getting away. 779 00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:38,815 Grandma! 780 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,483 Grandma, wake up! 781 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,443 Oh, please, grandma! 782 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:45,696 My grandma! 783 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,450 An old adversary, I have discovered. 784 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,661 Very old. 785 00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:53,705 If you hurt my grandma... 786 00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:54,914 silence! 787 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,086 We got him, madam. 788 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:02,463 We got him, madam. Oh! 789 00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,428 Don't bite. 790 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,098 Open up. 791 00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:17,270 500 doses. 792 00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,002 Come along. Come along. Come on. Up. Up. 793 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,530 - Get up. Get up. - Come on. Come on. 794 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,878 Look. 795 00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:49,844 This stinking little carbuncle 796 00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:52,639 has had 500 doses. 797 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,975 We are having instantaneous action. 798 00:49:10,073 --> 00:49:11,908 Bye. 799 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,511 Kill him. 800 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:35,556 Kill him! 801 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:37,808 Kill him! 802 00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:48,319 Leave that little stinkpot! 803 00:49:48,695 --> 00:49:50,071 It's not worth bothering about. 804 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,033 Come. Some whiskey and champagne to celebrate. 805 00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:56,535 Bruno? 806 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,579 I don't believe it. I can talk. 807 00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:00,248 Bruno? 808 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,001 Who's that? 809 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:06,546 Bruno, it's me... Luke. 810 00:50:08,256 --> 00:50:09,716 I'm down here. 811 00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,385 Where? I can't see you. 812 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,720 Down here. 813 00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:15,471 You can talk, too. 814 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:16,763 This is weird. 815 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,645 This icing is terrific. 816 00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:23,812 Are you ok? 817 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:24,813 They didn't give me 818 00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,416 the six bars of chocolate they promised. 819 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:29,402 You couldn't eat six bars of candy now that you're a mouse. 820 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:31,946 Don't be stupid. I'm not a... 821 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,532 Now, just because you're a... 822 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,702 That doesn't mean that I'm a, uh... 823 00:50:38,453 --> 00:50:39,996 Good lord. 824 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:41,664 Hmm. Hmm. 825 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,835 Well, I'm not too keen on being a mouse. 826 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,795 We've got to find a way out of here. 827 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,922 How long before we change back, do you think? 828 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:51,591 I don't think we will. 829 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,217 Of course we will. 830 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:55,595 We've gotta get upstairs and wake my grandma. 831 00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:57,555 I'm real worried about her. 832 00:50:57,972 --> 00:50:59,515 I mean, maybe it was the witch... 833 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:00,975 Or maybe it was her diabetes. 834 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,936 I only know she didn't wake up when I... 835 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,397 she's got some peanuts, too. 836 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,191 Mmm. Dry roasted? 837 00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:09,524 Mm-hmm. 838 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,110 Oh. All right. 839 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,320 Come on. 840 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,783 William and Mary! 841 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,493 Hi. It's me... Luke. 842 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:19,869 Are you two all right? 843 00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:23,831 Crikey! Did they eat the chocolates as well? 844 00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:25,208 They were my pet mice. 845 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:27,502 But I guess they can't talk like we can. 846 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:28,795 Catch you two later. 847 00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:33,632 Hmm. 848 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:35,968 Come on, Bruno. 849 00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:38,095 This way. 850 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,641 Oh. 851 00:51:44,352 --> 00:51:45,478 Luke? 852 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:46,978 Luke? 853 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,188 Hmm. 854 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:57,949 They're gone. 855 00:51:58,116 --> 00:51:59,283 It's all clear, Bruno. 856 00:51:59,659 --> 00:52:00,659 Come on. 857 00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,620 Wait for me. 858 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,998 Running... 859 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,461 Running on a full stomach isn't good for you. 860 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:11,629 Better than being caught. 861 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,009 Keep up, Bruno. 862 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,345 Sports give me indigestion. 863 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:25,685 Get back. 864 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:28,938 Ok, Bruno, when I say go, go! 865 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:30,522 Go! 866 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:31,941 - Run! - Wait. 867 00:52:35,111 --> 00:52:36,111 Follow me. 868 00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:45,079 How are we gonna get upstairs? 869 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:46,621 I'm sorry. 870 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:47,957 I don't know what I'm paying for. 871 00:52:48,124 --> 00:52:50,585 I really don't. An over-heated room... 872 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,421 Dad? Hey! There's my dad! 873 00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:55,232 Shh! He doesn't know what's happened. 874 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:56,299 He'll kill you. Come on! 875 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,675 My own father? 876 00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,635 Whoever took the photos in that brochure 877 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,429 should be arrested for fraud. 878 00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:02,805 I'm going to tell him. 879 00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,307 He'll put a stop to it. 880 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:05,558 No. Not now. 881 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,226 Trust me, Bruno, please. 882 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,812 He'll stamp on you the moment he sees you. Quick. 883 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:16,110 It's so nice not having the kids around. 884 00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,237 I smell food. 885 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:20,281 - Is there anything in this bag? - Shh. 886 00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:22,491 They'll be fine. 887 00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:24,493 I think John was getting a cold. 888 00:53:24,619 --> 00:53:26,162 Look, it's always the same. You must 889 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:27,580 relax once in a while. 890 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:28,706 Oh, all right. 891 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:31,792 This is it. Let's go. 892 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,336 Oh, no more sports. 893 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,502 Hurry! 894 00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:37,632 Faster. Faster! 895 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:40,593 Ooh! Ouch! 896 00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,428 I forgot my tail. 897 00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:44,305 Ooh. Ohh. 898 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,265 Keep to the side, Bruno. 899 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:50,227 You know, 900 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:52,605 being like this might not be so bad. 901 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,149 There won't be any more school from now on. 902 00:53:55,358 --> 00:53:56,442 That would be all right. 903 00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:57,818 Hey, look at that. 904 00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,445 Don't eat the cheese, Bruno. 905 00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:02,198 Remember, from now on, we've got two enemies... 906 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:03,532 humans and cats. 907 00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,952 Yikes! We've got three cats at home. 908 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,077 They'll have to go. 909 00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:10,122 My mother loves them, but she's terrified of mice. 910 00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:12,666 Grandma! 911 00:54:13,793 --> 00:54:15,002 Grandma! 912 00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,341 Take your afternoon off tomorrow. 913 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:23,344 Oh. Sorry. 914 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:24,887 Come on, Bruno, let's go. 915 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:26,430 What? Hey, wait! 916 00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:29,263 There are four more floors to be done. 917 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,185 - Yes, sir. - Hmm. 918 00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:33,896 You do over there. 919 00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:36,023 No. I'll get this one. 920 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:37,566 Shh. Back. 921 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,530 It bit me! It bit me! 922 00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:43,990 - What bit you? - A mouse! 923 00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:45,156 In the towel. 924 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:46,993 A mouse? 925 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,619 A mouse? 926 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:53,331 Oh, no. 927 00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:57,545 Is she sober? 928 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,963 Yes, of course she's sober. 929 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,423 I've been with her all aftern... 930 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:04,343 uh, I... I... i, uh... I saw her... 931 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,220 Yes, she's sober. Don't be stupid. 932 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:08,431 Go and do the second floor. 933 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,640 Grandma! 934 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:10,975 Grandma! 935 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:12,810 Here by the phone. 936 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:16,439 It's me... Luke. 937 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,775 Are you all right? 938 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:23,486 Luke? 939 00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:25,489 It's me, grandma. 940 00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:29,117 Luke! 941 00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:30,369 It was the grand high witch. 942 00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:31,662 She's in this hotel! 943 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,456 Oh, my god! 944 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,207 Don't cry, grandma. 945 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:36,374 It's ok. 946 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,877 Things could have been worse. 947 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,628 I got away from 'em. 948 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:40,963 I'm still alive. 949 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:43,299 Oh, my darling Luke. 950 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,509 What have they done to you? 951 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,553 They turned me into a mouse. 952 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,307 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I can't stop shaking. 953 00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:55,186 The grand high witch... here? 954 00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:56,393 There's hundreds of them... 955 00:55:56,479 --> 00:55:57,772 Right here in this hotel. 956 00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,565 I knew it. 957 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,609 I could see it in her eyes. 958 00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:02,692 Oh, lord. 959 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:05,821 You squashed me. 960 00:56:06,781 --> 00:56:07,781 - Huh? - Grandma, 961 00:56:07,782 --> 00:56:09,408 this is Bruno Jenkins. 962 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:10,575 I'm sorry... 963 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:13,496 he said you've got dry roast peanuts. 964 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,956 Yes. Oh, yes. 965 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:17,833 Oh, good. Thanks. 966 00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,088 We've gotta stop them, grandma. 967 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:24,423 They leave tomorrow with a bundle of money 968 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:25,841 and gallons of a formula 969 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,718 that'll change every kid in england 970 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,721 into a mouse. We must stop them. 971 00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,308 - Miss Ernst. - Lois. 972 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,062 Nice to see a bit of international clientele. 973 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:39,562 How do you do? 974 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:40,688 Just flew in, did you? 975 00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:41,773 What? 976 00:56:41,774 --> 00:56:44,360 Jet lag's the curse of the business classes. 977 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,612 Hope you don't mind me joining you. 978 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:48,280 You're most welcome, sir. 979 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,783 Herbert Jenkins. 980 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:52,200 I'd like to say hello 981 00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:53,577 to a fellow philanthropist. 982 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:55,579 You collect stamps? 983 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:56,789 Charities. 984 00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:59,667 This rspcc. 985 00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,001 What is this rsp... 986 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:02,448 Cruelty to children! 987 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,213 Oh, of course. 988 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,382 You give money for the little... 989 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,051 Children. 990 00:57:10,136 --> 00:57:12,805 And... We, of course, 991 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:15,391 we also give money for the little... 992 00:57:17,977 --> 00:57:19,913 I see you're holding your annual meeting. 993 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,980 Funny enough, 994 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,274 I recently addressed the last annual meeting 995 00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:25,109 of our rotary club. I wonder 996 00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,756 if you know much about the rotary club 997 00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:28,654 organization in this country? 998 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,827 I could get the formula into their food. 999 00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:38,897 You just have to get me down to the grand high witch's room, 1000 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:41,000 grandma. I'm ready. 1001 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:43,586 I don't know. 1002 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:46,255 I've gotta find the formula, grandma. 1003 00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:48,966 No. This is too dangerous. 1004 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,634 Grandma! 1005 00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:55,514 It's not far down, grandma. 1006 00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:57,391 You're asking me to lower you 1007 00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:58,976 into the jaws of death. 1008 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:01,645 You two can't take on the grand high witch. 1009 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,231 Yes, we can. We've got to. 1010 00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:06,317 No one else is going to believe us. 1011 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:08,110 Quick, before she comes back. 1012 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:13,699 Luke... 1013 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,829 Luke, be careful. 1014 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:21,332 Please be careful. 1015 00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,792 I'll be careful. Don't worry. 1016 00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:25,628 Not so fast. 1017 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,639 Be careful. 1018 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,724 I will, I will. 1019 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:50,152 Oh, no. 1020 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:53,571 Grandma! 1021 00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:56,450 Luke, what happened? 1022 00:58:56,617 --> 00:58:57,617 Are you all right? 1023 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,663 Luke? Why don't you answer? 1024 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,209 Down, cat. 1025 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,626 No, cat. 1026 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:10,714 Grandma! Help! 1027 00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:16,511 Down, cat! 1028 00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:18,264 Oh, no. Go, cat. 1029 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:19,430 Luke! 1030 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:21,349 Grandma! 1031 00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:23,978 Get away. Help! Help! 1032 00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,730 Get him away, grandma! Help, grandma! 1033 00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:29,399 Grandma, help! 1034 00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:30,818 Help me, grandma! 1035 00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:32,485 Puss! 1036 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:35,072 Grandma, come on! Do something, grandma! 1037 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:36,740 Get it. Get it, cat. 1038 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,118 Cat. Cat. Puss. Puss. Puss. 1039 00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:40,995 Come here. Take it. 1040 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,164 Luke! 1041 00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,208 Keep him there, grandma. 1042 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,210 Come on, you little kitten. 1043 00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:49,461 Come on, pussy. 1044 00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:50,921 Keep him busy. 1045 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,174 Here. Take it. 1046 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,348 Ah, come on. Come on. 1047 01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:02,891 Take it, you silly cat. 1048 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,185 Don't let him in, grandma. 1049 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:06,562 Puss. Puss, puss. 1050 01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:08,897 Here. Here. 1051 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,287 Whoa! 1052 01:00:24,330 --> 01:00:25,914 Hang on, tail. 1053 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,840 Come on, formula. Where are you? 1054 01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:38,135 Come on, come on. 1055 01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:47,561 Oh, no. 1056 01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:55,527 Whoa! 1057 01:00:57,029 --> 01:00:58,029 Oh, no. 1058 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:03,661 It has been unforgettable, Mr. Jenkins. 1059 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:04,995 My pleasure, madam. 1060 01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,373 What a stimulating conversation it has been. 1061 01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,059 It's not every day that one meets a lady 1062 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,002 of such quality and... And compassion. 1063 01:01:16,632 --> 01:01:17,883 Whoa! 1064 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,311 It's gotta be somewhere up here. 1065 01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:30,854 It's just gotta be. 1066 01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:37,319 Whoa! Ohh! 1067 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,238 Ow! 1068 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:40,405 Oh, man. 1069 01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:43,659 Hey! 1070 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:48,497 We've got it, grandma. 1071 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:54,461 Did you realize that was Bruno's father? 1072 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,130 What a nasty man. 1073 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,536 It's an act of mercy on my part. 1074 01:01:57,673 --> 01:01:58,589 Uh-oh. 1075 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,135 The child will never grow up to be like the father. 1076 01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:03,554 Thanks. 1077 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:04,888 Liebchen? 1078 01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:07,849 Liebchen? 1079 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:10,352 - Lipshin? - Liebchen? 1080 01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:11,770 Lipshin? 1081 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:13,272 Liebchen? 1082 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,568 Liebchen. 1083 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:20,404 Was ist das? 1084 01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:24,867 Oh. I... I'm so sorry. I... I dropped my knitting. 1085 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:25,992 You! 1086 01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:29,997 I'm... I... i'm, uh, knitting something for my grandson. 1087 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:31,749 You haven't seen him, by any chance? 1088 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:32,916 No, no. 1089 01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:34,459 Come, liebchen. 1090 01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:36,211 I'm dreadfully sorry. 1091 01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,755 I do apologize. 1092 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,590 That's quite all right. 1093 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:42,301 If I see your grandson, I will... 1094 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:46,013 I will turn him into a mouse. 1095 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,639 And you, meddling old woman, 1096 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,099 I will deal with later. 1097 01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:51,643 Liebchen. 1098 01:02:56,607 --> 01:02:59,067 I do hope we're not the first. 1099 01:03:00,152 --> 01:03:01,403 - Miss Ernst! - Ahh! 1100 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,655 Who is this? 1101 01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:06,742 You told them to come up after the drinks. 1102 01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:09,286 Oh. All right. Let them in. 1103 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:17,461 Come in. 1104 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,671 You were wonderful this afternoon. 1105 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:23,717 Ohh! 1106 01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:25,219 You bad cat, liebchen. 1107 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:26,804 You're early, in fact. 1108 01:03:41,777 --> 01:03:44,613 So... When do you think they'd implement it? 1109 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,907 First of the year, I suppose. 1110 01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:49,076 She's a very pleasant woman. 1111 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:50,720 Yes. Now, the question is, 1112 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:52,329 would she like to work with us? 1113 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,540 Ow! Oh... 1114 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,297 Whew! 1115 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,226 Grandma, grandma! I've got it! 1116 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:15,727 I've got the formula. 1117 01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:17,479 Oh, thank god. 1118 01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,065 Luke, darling, I was so worried. 1119 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:23,193 There's 500 doses in this one little bottle, grandma. 1120 01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:24,712 It's enough to change all the witches 1121 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,530 in this hotel. 1122 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:28,949 Where's Bruno? 1123 01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:31,827 There's some jolly good grapes here. 1124 01:04:31,994 --> 01:04:33,328 What's happening? 1125 01:04:33,412 --> 01:04:35,539 Nothing until dinnertime. 1126 01:04:35,706 --> 01:04:37,916 Now, we've got to get you back to your parents. 1127 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,502 What time is it? 1128 01:04:40,669 --> 01:04:41,670 7:00. 1129 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,171 They'll be in the bar. 1130 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:47,217 A Sherry and a large malt whiskey and soda at 7:00 sharp. 1131 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,094 It gives you an appetite. 1132 01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:50,679 Does it? 1133 01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:52,014 Come on. 1134 01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:55,684 Into my handbag, both of you. 1135 01:04:55,851 --> 01:04:58,395 This is going to be difficult. 1136 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:00,063 Oh, I'm full. 1137 01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:01,541 After that, we've gotta get to the kitchen 1138 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:02,649 as quick as we can. 1139 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:04,902 That tickles. 1140 01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:08,655 Is that them? 1141 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:10,866 Yes. Listen, grandma. 1142 01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,075 Maybe we ought to... 1143 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,285 shh. 1144 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,786 Wait! Listen... 1145 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,625 Don't drown it. 1146 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:20,833 Oh, sorry. 1147 01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:22,502 Now look what you've done! 1148 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:24,004 She was drowning it. 1149 01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:26,882 Are you Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins? 1150 01:05:27,007 --> 01:05:28,425 Hole in one, madam. 1151 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,093 What can we do for you? 1152 01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:32,054 I would like to have a word with you 1153 01:05:32,179 --> 01:05:33,430 about your son. 1154 01:05:33,639 --> 01:05:36,016 Sit down, sit down. 1155 01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:39,645 Now, what's the little tyke been up to now? 1156 01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:42,022 Raiding the kitchen, I suppose. 1157 01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:46,818 If we could go somewhere more private... 1158 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:48,654 Private? 1159 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:51,031 Well, it is rather a... 1160 01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:52,950 Personal matter. 1161 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:55,285 Look, Mrs. Whatever your name is, 1162 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:58,789 if Bruno has broken a window or smashed your spectacles, 1163 01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:01,833 I'll pay for it, but we're not budging out of this seat. 1164 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,293 We always sit at this table. 1165 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,795 Where is Bruno, anyway? 1166 01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,381 You tell him to come here and see me. 1167 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,675 He is here already. 1168 01:06:10,342 --> 01:06:11,342 What? 1169 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,679 In my handbag. 1170 01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:17,307 Your son has suffered a mishap. 1171 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:21,144 He has been drastically altered. 1172 01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:24,356 Altered? What do you mean, altered? 1173 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:28,360 Well, I'm trying to tell you as gently as possible. 1174 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,780 My grandson saw them doing it to him. 1175 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,615 Saw who doing what? 1176 01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:40,205 Saw the witches turn him into a mouse. 1177 01:06:42,374 --> 01:06:43,667 Are you crackers? 1178 01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:47,546 Look, get the manager, dear. 1179 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:49,965 Tell them to throw this old nutcase out of the hotel. 1180 01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:52,426 You need a funny farm, you do. 1181 01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:55,220 Tell them, Bruno. 1182 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,806 A mouse! 1183 01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:58,932 Shh! 1184 01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:01,935 I can't stand them! Get it away from me! 1185 01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:05,063 It is Bruno. Come on, tell them, Bruno. 1186 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,024 Get out of here! How dare you? 1187 01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:08,859 Come on. Tell them, Bruno. 1188 01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:10,944 It's Bruno. 1189 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:12,696 It's me, mum. I... 1190 01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:15,574 out! Out! Out before I call the police, 1191 01:07:15,741 --> 01:07:16,968 you barmy old looney. Just go on! 1192 01:07:16,992 --> 01:07:18,511 - Take your stupid little... - Why don't they recognize me? 1193 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:19,828 Push off! 1194 01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:22,330 Never come back, you stupid old witch! 1195 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,207 I did my best, Bruno. 1196 01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:26,251 Don't worry, dear. Just go on. 1197 01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:29,629 Evening, madam. 1198 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,882 I'm just popping in to turn down your bed. 1199 01:07:32,424 --> 01:07:33,717 How is the room service here? 1200 01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:34,926 Diabolical. 1201 01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,136 Good. 1202 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,488 How do you know that woman upstairs? 1203 01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:39,741 Come along! Walk downstairs. The elevator is out of order. 1204 01:07:39,765 --> 01:07:40,766 Is it? 1205 01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:42,184 Must be. 1206 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,144 It's a five-course meal. 1207 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,021 Good. I'm rather hungry. 1208 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,807 Mmm. 1209 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:29,564 Oh... 1210 01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:39,241 Mmm. 1211 01:09:02,514 --> 01:09:05,475 I'd like to go home. That's what I'd like. 1212 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:06,726 What are you doing here? 1213 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,145 The banquet, miss Ernst. 1214 01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:10,564 No, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for... 1215 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:11,648 hello! 1216 01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:14,776 For tomorrow's flight. Yes, have a good flight. 1217 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,319 But it's our banquet. 1218 01:09:16,403 --> 01:09:18,905 You are not here to enjoy yourself! 1219 01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:20,574 You are here as my staff! 1220 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:23,660 Go to your room now. 1221 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,162 Ladies. 1222 01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:29,791 I quit! 1223 01:09:43,138 --> 01:09:44,347 I can't go through with it. 1224 01:09:44,431 --> 01:09:46,099 We could run away, go home, yes? 1225 01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:48,602 Grandma, if we don't try, 1226 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,021 every mother and father in england 1227 01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:52,814 will lose their kids. 1228 01:09:53,315 --> 01:09:54,316 I know. 1229 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,901 We must do it, grandma. 1230 01:09:55,984 --> 01:09:58,862 8:03 now. 8:15 exactly. 1231 01:09:58,945 --> 01:09:59,945 I'll remember. 1232 01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:01,907 Luke, darling, I'm so terrified. 1233 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,366 Grandma, now! 1234 01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:08,371 No, no, no, madame. Please, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 1235 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,020 The dining room is down the corridor. 1236 01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:12,167 I am sorry, truly. 1237 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:14,836 The guests are not permitted, madame. 1238 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,088 I am sorry, but... 1239 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:54,042 They want more bread rolls. They ready yet? 1240 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,543 One moment. 1241 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,880 Where are my peas? Where are my peas? 1242 01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:10,809 And how is the cress soup for the children's charity group? 1243 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,728 The soup! 1244 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:16,022 Very good, but no more salt. 1245 01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:17,649 No more? 1246 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:20,819 Hmm! 1247 01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:30,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1248 01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:45,969 They're everywhere! 1249 01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:53,643 Chef, table five says the veal's too tough. 1250 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,603 I will take care of this personally. 1251 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,735 Chef! 1252 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,028 Chef! 1253 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:06,656 The rspcc party all want soup. 1254 01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:08,283 That's 87 for watercress. 1255 01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:10,744 Debby, bring the soup tureens. 1256 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,287 Well, he will adore it now. 1257 01:12:12,454 --> 01:12:14,205 The magic touch, n'est-ce pas? 1258 01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:34,350 Whoa. 1259 01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:35,352 Whoa. 1260 01:12:35,477 --> 01:12:36,435 Whoa. 1261 01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,979 Whoa. 1262 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:40,690 Whoa. 1263 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:43,902 Right, Debbie. I'll just check the soup before it's served. 1264 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,488 Whoa. Whoa. 1265 01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:48,656 Oh. Oh, god. 1266 01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:56,456 She's eating the soup. 1267 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,673 I'll see you later, then. 1268 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:08,343 But we're short-staffed tonight. 1269 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,016 Well, I... I may be a little late. 1270 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:17,227 I can wait. 1271 01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:29,614 What is it? 1272 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,210 Now, 1273 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:46,881 - Ow! - Got you! 1274 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:49,092 A mouse! 1275 01:13:49,259 --> 01:13:51,636 It's a mouse! 1276 01:13:52,387 --> 01:13:55,348 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1277 01:13:55,432 --> 01:13:56,951 - Get him off! Get him off! - It's in me underpants. 1278 01:13:56,975 --> 01:13:58,726 It's running around in me bloody underpants! 1279 01:13:58,810 --> 01:14:01,646 For goodness' sake, get out of the way. 1280 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:03,773 Oh! 1281 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:05,608 Get it out! Somebody help me! 1282 01:14:05,692 --> 01:14:07,277 Take your trousers off, you idiot! 1283 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,654 Take your pants off. We have to get to it. 1284 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,030 Oh, give me that. 1285 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:14,284 Somebody get it out before it bites me! 1286 01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:17,495 Phew! I gotta get out of here. 1287 01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:21,332 Somebody, get it out! Oh! 1288 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,709 I saw it. 1289 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,752 - See it? - Nothing. 1290 01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:27,922 There's nothing much in there. 1291 01:14:30,175 --> 01:14:33,052 A lot of fuss about nothing. Christ. 1292 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,057 It's gone. 1293 01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:49,110 Oi! 1294 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,243 Yes? 1295 01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:58,578 What kind of soup is that? 1296 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:00,914 That is the cress soup, sir. 1297 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,349 Well, if they're all having cress soup, 1298 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:04,959 I'll have a cress soup, thank you. 1299 01:15:05,043 --> 01:15:07,170 Yes, that soup is specially made for their party, sir. 1300 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:10,507 The soup on the menu tonight is cock-a-leekie, 1301 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:12,675 and very nice it is, too. 1302 01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:14,677 Yes, but I don't want cock-a-leekie. 1303 01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,596 I don't like cock-a-leekie. 1304 01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:18,056 I like cress. So just 1305 01:15:18,139 --> 01:15:19,265 take that back to the kitchen 1306 01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:20,409 and tell the chef de cuisine 1307 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,352 that there's one more order for cress soup. 1308 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:24,270 Now, there's a laddie. 1309 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,247 What's that, then? 1310 01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,930 Don't touch it! It's in the soup! 1311 01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:00,390 Don't touch the soup! 1312 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,392 Child! 1313 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,728 Good. 1314 01:16:05,853 --> 01:16:07,647 Come along. 1315 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:15,613 Nearly 8:15. 1316 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,535 Oh, I can't believe that she's still here. 1317 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:21,619 Dear me! 1318 01:16:21,703 --> 01:16:23,288 Oh, no, no, no. No, madam, please. 1319 01:16:23,371 --> 01:16:25,498 Please. Just a moment. 1320 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:38,344 8:15. I made it! 1321 01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:43,057 One more... 1322 01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:46,728 one more cress soup, table nine. 1323 01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:53,610 Get moving. 1324 01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:22,138 Hi, Bruno. 1325 01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:25,808 Lovely, isn't it? 1326 01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:27,101 Red. 1327 01:17:27,185 --> 01:17:29,937 Yes. Red. 1328 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:37,445 I didn't want to be one of them anywa y. 1329 01:17:41,491 --> 01:17:43,660 I'll bring you your main course. 1330 01:17:44,494 --> 01:17:45,828 Well? 1331 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:46,996 I put it in the soup. 1332 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,081 The whole bottle? 1333 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,165 Every drop. 1334 01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,501 You angel. 1335 01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,378 You're bleeding. 1336 01:17:53,461 --> 01:17:54,921 One of the cooks tried to cut off 1337 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,757 my tail with a carving knife. Look! 1338 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,343 The grand high witch is eating the soup! 1339 01:18:03,513 --> 01:18:05,306 They all are. 1340 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,733 Would you like another roll, sir? 1341 01:18:15,817 --> 01:18:17,694 Oh. No, thanks. 1342 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,029 I'd like some... Yes. 1343 01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:22,156 I'd like some... 1344 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:24,200 I'd like some black pepper, please. 1345 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,868 Oh, my god. 1346 01:18:25,952 --> 01:18:26,953 What? 1347 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:30,373 Bruno's father is about to eat the soup, too. 1348 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:31,999 - Stop him! - Quick! 1349 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:33,394 Oh, so that's it. 1350 01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,712 Our wee break, it's been a nightmare. 1351 01:18:36,254 --> 01:18:38,423 At least we got some cress soup. 1352 01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,800 Don't touch it! 1353 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,528 I told you she was a loony. 1354 01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,011 She's an absolute nutter! 1355 01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:46,723 Look at my bloody soup! 1356 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:48,933 All that stuff about Bruno! 1357 01:18:49,016 --> 01:18:52,562 Bruno has been turned into... 1358 01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:54,605 he has not been turned into a m... 1359 01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:56,733 Yes, I have. Hello, dad. 1360 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:07,618 Don't worry, dad. It isn't all bad... 1361 01:19:07,702 --> 01:19:10,246 Well, just so long as the cat doesn't get me. 1362 01:19:10,455 --> 01:19:11,622 Bruno. 1363 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,542 No more school, no more homework. 1364 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:16,919 I'll live in the kitchen cupboard. 1365 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,797 No, no, no. This is... This is a trick. 1366 01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:21,841 It's that whiskey. 1367 01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:24,302 Hello, mum. 1368 01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:28,890 Would you like to know who did this to Bruno? 1369 01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,357 It's working! 1370 01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,406 What's going on? 1371 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:49,994 Let go of me! 1372 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:55,416 My formula 86! 1373 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:56,542 Give me that spoon! 1374 01:19:58,169 --> 01:20:00,213 That woman over there. 1375 01:20:02,757 --> 01:20:06,219 She is the grand high witch. 1376 01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:12,391 Grandma, she needs more time to become a... 1377 01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:17,688 She did it to Bruno... 1378 01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:23,903 And thousands of other children before him. 1379 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,573 Good evening. 1380 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,576 You're... you're doomed, old woman! 1381 01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:32,745 You're doomed forever! 1382 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:34,121 It must work, grandma. 1383 01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:35,748 Oh, you... aah! 1384 01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:37,250 Bruno! 1385 01:20:37,792 --> 01:20:39,710 No, Bruno. 1386 01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:45,234 - This is it, Bruno. - It worked great. 1387 01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:57,103 Come on! 1388 01:20:57,270 --> 01:20:58,729 Get the mice! 1389 01:20:58,813 --> 01:21:00,898 Get them all! I don't care how! 1390 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,441 Just get them out of here. 1391 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,738 Get that one over there. The one in the wig. 1392 01:21:09,282 --> 01:21:12,410 The most evil and appalling woman in the world. 1393 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:17,999 A loathsome, hideous disgrace! 1394 01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:19,584 Yeah, grandma! 1395 01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:24,297 I'm not finished with you yet, old woman! 1396 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,173 Next time! 1397 01:21:26,257 --> 01:21:27,300 No! 1398 01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:29,176 No next time. 1399 01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:32,763 This time it's your turn. 1400 01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,391 Herbert! Herbert, do something! 1401 01:21:45,443 --> 01:21:48,321 Hold still for a second. It's in your foundation garment. 1402 01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:50,448 - Good night. - Good night. 1403 01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,742 Mr. - Gotcha. 1404 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:54,577 Get that brown one! 1405 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,287 No, not that one. The other one, there! 1406 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,997 Yeah, there. The one in the tights. 1407 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,707 Look, grandma, it's her. 1408 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:03,294 Get away from me. Get away from me. 1409 01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:05,713 Don't let her get away. 1410 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:07,256 Get away from me! 1411 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:13,679 Hey! Get me out of here! Help! 1412 01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:19,185 Get... get out of my hotel! 1413 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,647 Mr. Stringer. 1414 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:23,940 Mr. Stringer. 1415 01:22:24,065 --> 01:22:25,066 Yes, madam. 1416 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:26,335 There's an especially infectious one 1417 01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:28,444 over there... Under the water jug. 1418 01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:31,280 - Thank you, madam. - Oh, it's a pleasure. 1419 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,448 Get away from me! 1420 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:35,701 Get away from me, I tell you. Get away from me! 1421 01:22:35,826 --> 01:22:37,078 Get me out of here! 1422 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,287 Get away! 1423 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,789 Get away from me, I say! 1424 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,123 No! 1425 01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,336 Ugh. 1426 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:54,845 My mum's not very crazy about mice. 1427 01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:56,806 So I see. 1428 01:22:58,683 --> 01:22:59,976 Here is Bruno. 1429 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,686 Oh. Thank you. 1430 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,813 He needs to go on a diet. 1431 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:06,983 Hi, dad. Hi, mum. 1432 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,502 No, stop it. Stop it, dear. 1433 01:23:08,526 --> 01:23:09,610 Stop it. 1434 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,363 This is our Bruno. 1435 01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:14,156 Don't cry, mum. 1436 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:16,117 You'll get used to me. 1437 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:19,578 Just a minute, grandma. 1438 01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:20,997 Bye, Bruno. 1439 01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:22,748 Bye. 1440 01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,542 Excuse me. 1441 01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:29,505 Oh, mum. You always wanted me to lose weight. 1442 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,716 Well, look at me now. 1443 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:42,852 There. But I still don't understand. 1444 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,520 I won't be long. 1445 01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:52,820 Come on. This way. 1446 01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:55,072 Mice in the main dining room. 1447 01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:56,236 Come on, hurry up. Hurry up. 1448 01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:58,200 - Your taxi, madam. - Goodbye. 1449 01:23:58,284 --> 01:23:59,785 Thank you. 1450 01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:05,416 Let's get away! 1451 01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:27,563 Put it down, bill. That's it. 1452 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:31,233 - You all right? - Yeah. 1453 01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,235 - Can you manage? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1454 01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:35,362 Look out. There's a step. 1455 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:40,117 - Mrs. Eveshim? - Yes, it is. 1456 01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:42,870 - There's a trunk for you. - A trunk? 1457 01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:44,163 Will you sign for it? 1458 01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:45,956 Yes, all right. 1459 01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:47,166 Come in. 1460 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,711 Oh, great! Great! It's arrived! 1461 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,296 Don't open it yet, grandma. 1462 01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:53,714 Wait for me. 1463 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,358 Put it down there. That'll do fine. 1464 01:24:55,382 --> 01:24:56,425 All right. 1465 01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:58,677 Oh, that's it. Yeah. 1466 01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,097 Here I come. 1467 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:02,598 Ow. 1468 01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:03,974 - Thank you. - Thank you, madam. 1469 01:25:04,058 --> 01:25:07,019 But I still have no idea who it could be from. 1470 01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:09,855 This is really gonna surprise ya. 1471 01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,943 Okay. Open it, grandma. 1472 01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:15,653 Yes, but what is it? 1473 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:16,821 Open it. 1474 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:20,991 Money. Luke? 1475 01:25:21,075 --> 01:25:23,702 I saw it when I was in the grand high witch's room. 1476 01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:25,287 I figured we could really use it 1477 01:25:25,371 --> 01:25:27,164 when we go to America. 1478 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:30,084 America? 1479 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:34,380 Yes. We've got to go home because... look! 1480 01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:39,176 It was the grand high witch's. 1481 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:41,971 It has the name and address of every witch in America. 1482 01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:51,772 Luke. You are a genius. 1483 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,774 Aw... 1484 01:25:53,858 --> 01:25:54,859 Aw. 1485 01:25:56,986 --> 01:26:01,991 ♪♪ It doesn't matter who you are and what you are ♪♪ 1486 01:26:02,116 --> 01:26:04,368 ♪♪ As long as somebody loves you ♪♪ 1487 01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:08,455 Oh, Luke, what a day. 1488 01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:10,916 Perhaps we could find a good witch 1489 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,335 to turn you back into my grandson. 1490 01:26:13,419 --> 01:26:16,755 I'll never be able to drive a real car, will I, grandma? 1491 01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:18,299 Oh, I don't know. 1492 01:26:18,424 --> 01:26:20,467 How long do mice live, grandma? 1493 01:26:20,551 --> 01:26:24,471 I hope we have time to take on those American witches. 1494 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,473 Can we go to New York? 1495 01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:28,058 I've never been to New York. 1496 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,440 Can we travel there by ship? 1497 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,734 First class. 1498 01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:38,569 The best cabin. 1499 01:26:38,652 --> 01:26:40,988 The best of everything. 1500 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:46,493 Good night, grandma. 1501 01:26:47,036 --> 01:26:49,413 Good night, Luke. 1502 01:27:00,758 --> 01:27:03,802 I really am happy to be a mouse, you know. 1503 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:08,015 I know, my darling. 1504 01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:56,689 Grandma! 1505 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:59,483 Grandma! Grandma, what's happening? 1506 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:05,030 Luke! 1507 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:18,794 Luke! 1508 01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:38,689 Oh! 1509 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:45,112 Off you go, back home to Luke. 1510 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:50,534 Look, grandma! They're back! 1511 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,210 Don't forget Bruno! 98916