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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:06,999 >> ♪... 2 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:13,959 >> HI, TINY. 3 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:15,918 I THINK IT’S TIME I TOLD YOU 4 00:00:15,918 --> 00:00:17,584 HOW YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD. 5 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:18,876 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE WAY TOO 6 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:19,876 YOUNG TO HEAR THIS, YOU SHOULD 7 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:20,834 HEAR IT FROM ME INSTEAD OF 8 00:00:20,834 --> 00:00:22,334 SOMEONE ELSE. 9 00:00:22,334 --> 00:00:23,999 YOUR MOM WAS ONCE 10 00:00:23,999 --> 00:00:25,999 THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. 11 00:00:25,999 --> 00:00:29,417 BUTI LOVE SEX, AND SOME 12 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:30,501 PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS 13 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:31,292 A BAD THING. 14 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,876 >> 15 00:00:32,876 --> 00:00:34,083 >>PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME A SLUT, 16 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:35,709 BUT I HAVE LEARNED THAT A SLUT 17 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:36,751 IS JUST A WOMAN WITH 18 00:00:36,751 --> 00:00:38,083 THE MORALS OF A MAN. 19 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,918 >> GOOD BOY! 20 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,667 AH! 21 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,000 OH... 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,709 AAAH! WHOO-HOO! 23 00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:48,999 >> HA HA HA! 24 00:00:48,999 --> 00:00:51,250 >> WHO’S YOUR BIG MAMA? 25 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,459 >>YOU’REMY BIG MAMA. 26 00:00:53,459 --> 00:00:55,626 >> NOW IT’S YOUR TURN. 27 00:00:55,626 --> 00:00:57,000 >> UM, WHAT? 28 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,584 >> COME HERE. 29 00:00:59,584 --> 00:01:02,375 DADDY, I’VE BEEN A BAD GIRL. 30 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,876 >> EXCUSE ME? 31 00:01:04,876 --> 00:01:06,501 >> SPANK ME. 32 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,250 >> OKAY. 33 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:10,999 >> HARDER. 34 00:01:12,459 --> 00:01:13,792 >> 35 00:01:15,999 --> 00:01:16,959 >> MOST GUYS CAN’T 36 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,125 HANG WITH ME. 37 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,999 >> "MOST" GUYS? 38 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:22,584 >> I WONDER WHAT THE RECORD IS 39 00:01:22,584 --> 00:01:23,999 FOR THE MOST TIMES ANYONE’S EVER 40 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:26,292 HAD SEX IN ONE NIGHT? 41 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:28,792 >> MMM... 42 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:30,999 I DON’T KNOW, BUT...I THINK 43 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:32,167 IT’S SAFE TO SAY WE BROKE 44 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:34,999 THE NORTH AMERICAN RECORD. 45 00:01:34,999 --> 00:01:36,542 >> WOULDN’T GARLIC ICE CREAM 46 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:38,709 BE PERFECT RIGHT NOW? 47 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:40,459 >> MMM. I COULD GO FOR 48 00:01:40,459 --> 00:01:42,459 SOME CORN ICE CREAM. 49 00:01:42,459 --> 00:01:44,292 >> I THINK YOU CAN MIX ANYTHING 50 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:45,417 WITH ICE CREAM AND IT’D 51 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,667 STILL BE GOOD. 52 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:50,876 >> WHAT ABOUT KIMCHI? 53 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:54,417 >> THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS YUMMY. 54 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,918 SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF. 55 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:59,042 WHAT DO YOU DO? 56 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:01,626 >> OH... 57 00:02:01,626 --> 00:02:02,999 WHY DON’T WE JUST LIE HERE 58 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:05,667 AND THINK ABOUT ICE CREAM? 59 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:08,000 >> WAIT. 60 00:02:11,584 --> 00:02:13,501 DON’T MOVE. I WANT TO TAKE 61 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:14,999 YOUR PICTURE JUST LIKE THAT. 62 00:02:14,999 --> 00:02:17,125 >> NO-- 63 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:18,999 >>I CREATE ONE EVERY TIME 64 00:02:18,999 --> 00:02:20,834 I HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE 65 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:22,834 TO REMIND ME WHERE I’VE BEEN. 66 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:25,209 KIND OF LIKE POSTCARDS. 67 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:27,083 >> 68 00:02:29,999 --> 00:02:31,918 >> OH, YOU. 69 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:57,876 >> 70 00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:23,751 >> HMM. GOOD MORNING. 71 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,250 I DIDN’T, UH... 72 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,709 KNOW YOU WERE SO INTO COOKING. 73 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,709 >> I’M NOT. I’M AN EATER. 74 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,751 I LIKE LOOKING AT THE PICTURES. 75 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:35,709 IT’S MY PORN. 76 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,209 >> 77 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:39,459 I LIKE THAT. 78 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:41,125 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 79 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,209 I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOUR ART. 80 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:52,999 AH. 81 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,250 >> HE’S MY SUPERMODEL. 82 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,209 I CAN’T QUITE SEEM TO 83 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:57,918 GET HIM RIGHT, THOUGH. 84 00:03:57,918 --> 00:03:58,999 I’VE BEEN WORKING ON HIM 85 00:03:58,999 --> 00:04:00,751 FOR A YEAR. 86 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,751 >> CHALAMUSHI. 87 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:06,709 YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D KNOW? 88 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:07,999 >> YOU NEVER STRUCK ME 89 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:08,792 AS A FOODIE. 90 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:09,876 >> AH. 91 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:32,209 >> 92 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,709 >> Angela:GABRIEL? 93 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:47,334 HELLO, GABRIEL, ARE YOU THERE? 94 00:04:47,334 --> 00:04:48,918 >> HELLO, ANGELA. 95 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:50,542 >>OH, THANK GOD. I NEED YOU 96 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:51,751 TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW 97 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:52,417 AND BUY ME THREE 98 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,792 HOME PREGNANCY TESTS. 99 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:55,626 >> OKAY, BUT-- 100 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,125 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA THINK 101 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,667 IF THEY SEEMEBUYING 102 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,334 A HOME PREGNANCY TEST? 103 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,999 >>OH, MY GOD, YOU’RE GAY-- 104 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:03,626 NO ONE’S GONNA THINK ANYTHING! 105 00:05:03,626 --> 00:05:04,375 >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 106 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,334 >>JUST ONE LAST THING 107 00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:06,292 I NEED FROM YOU, 108 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:07,626 ONE LAST FAVOR. 109 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:08,999 PLEASE? PLEASE! 110 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:09,999 >> OKAY, I’LL BE THERE 111 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:11,626 IN HALF A MINUTE. 112 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:12,999 OKAY. 113 00:05:12,999 --> 00:05:15,542 OKAY, WAIT. MAYBE TEN. 114 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:32,292 >> HE’S A HOTTIE. 115 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:33,999 >>MISTERHOTTIE. 116 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:36,999 >> YEAH. SO, THE CUTE CHECKER 117 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:38,167 FINALLY GAVE ME HIS 118 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,542 PHONE NUMBER. 119 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:40,626 IT’S IRONIC HE ONLY TALKED TO ME 120 00:05:40,626 --> 00:05:42,334 AFTER HE THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT. 121 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,999 >> DIDN’T HE THINK IT WAS A BAD 122 00:05:43,999 --> 00:05:45,292 SIGN YOU WERE BUYINGTHREE 123 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:47,000 HOME PREGNANCY TESTS? 124 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,918 >> I TOLD HIM THEY WERE 125 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:48,999 FOR MY MOM. 126 00:05:48,999 --> 00:05:50,999 SHE’S A REGULAR AT THE STORE. 127 00:05:50,999 --> 00:05:54,459 SO, I WOULD NOT STRESS. 128 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:56,959 >> I’M NOT STRESSED. 129 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:58,083 >> I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 130 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,501 YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT. 131 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:00,999 >> THANK GOD, BUT HOW 132 00:06:00,999 --> 00:06:02,292 WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 133 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:03,626 >> WELL, YOUR HOROSCOPE DIDN’T 134 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:04,876 SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SURPRISES 135 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:05,999 THIS MORNING. 136 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:10,667 >> CHECK AGAIN. 137 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,626 >> HOW ACCURATE CAN 138 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:13,334 THOSE THINGS BE? 139 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,999 >> NINETY-NINE POINT EIGHT 140 00:06:16,999 --> 00:06:18,792 PERCENT OF THE TIME. 141 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:19,709 >> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD 142 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:21,751 OF THE PILL? 143 00:06:21,751 --> 00:06:23,334 >> IT MAKES ME FEEL BLOATED. 144 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:24,542 >> OH. AND THIS ISSOMUCH 145 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:25,999 BETTER. 146 00:06:25,999 --> 00:06:27,000 >> YOU’RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME 147 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,542 TO RELAX AND HAVE FUN. 148 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:29,584 >> I NEVER TOLD YOU TO HAVE 149 00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:31,709 UNPROTECTED SEX. 150 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:39,083 DO YOU HAVEANYIDEA 151 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:41,792 WHO THE DADDY COULD BE? 152 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,751 >> COULD BE ANYONE. 153 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,125 >> HOW MANY PEOPLE COULD YOU 154 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,250 HAVE SLEPT WITH IN THE LAST 155 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,709 TWO MONTHS? 156 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,209 WHERE ARE YOUR CARDS? 157 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:56,584 ALL RIGHT. PICK OUT THE PEOPLE 158 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:57,709 YOU SLEPT WITH IN THE LAST 159 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,542 TWO MONTHS. 160 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:04,918 DAMN, GIRL! 161 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,250 ALL RIGHT. PICK OUT THE PEOPLE 162 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,709 YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION WITH. 163 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:17,999 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT’S BETTER. 164 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:20,000 5-SECOND GUY... 165 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,709 NICE-BUT-BORING... 166 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,999 MYSTERY MAN... 167 00:07:22,999 --> 00:07:25,834 OH, AND MR. HOTTIE. 168 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,250 >> 169 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,375 >> Woman: ANGELA? 170 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,918 >> OHH! 171 00:07:29,918 --> 00:07:32,459 >> ANGELA, OPEN THIS DOOR! 172 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:34,042 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET 173 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,167 FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT. 174 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,000 I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW 175 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,834 WHAT YOU WERE DOING INSTEAD. 176 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,083 SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 177 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,209 WHERE WERE YOU? 178 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:41,999 >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID 179 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:44,042 YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW. 180 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,542 >> CONGRATULATE ME! 181 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,459 I THINK I’M PREGNANT. 182 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,250 >> WHO’S THE FATHER? 183 00:07:54,584 --> 00:07:56,834 ANGELA, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW 184 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,999 WHO THE FATHER IS? 185 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:01,209 >> I...KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS. 186 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:02,584 KIND OF. 187 00:08:02,584 --> 00:08:04,876 >> WELL, WHAT ARE THOSE? 188 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:06,501 >> THEY’RE LIKE... 189 00:08:06,501 --> 00:08:08,209 BASEBALL CARDS. 190 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:11,042 >> BUTSOMUCH BETTER. 191 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,999 >> ANGELA, I’M REALLY 192 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,792 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 193 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:17,792 ALL RIGHT... 194 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:19,999 DO YOU WANT MY SISTERLY ADVICE? 195 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,209 >> NO. 196 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,292 >> MAYBE THIS IS GOD’S WAY OF 197 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:26,125 SAYING SETTLE DOWN, GROW UP, 198 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,209 AND BE TRULY HAPPY FOR ONCE 199 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:29,584 IN YOUR LIFE. 200 00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:32,042 >> YOUMUSTBE JOKING! 201 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:34,042 LOOK, I WILL GO TO 202 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:35,584 THE CLINIC WITH YOU. 203 00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:37,125 MY IRRESPONSIBLE SINGLE MOM 204 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,626 REALLY FUCKED ME UP. 205 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:39,999 >> ABORTION IS MURDER. 206 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:41,209 >> REALLY? 207 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,375 >> YEAH. 208 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:43,083 >> ANGELA CANNOT TAKE CARE 209 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,501 OF THIS BABY ON HER OWN. 210 00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:46,834 >> WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF 211 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:48,375 OUR FAMILY BUSINESS? 212 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,999 >> HE’S RIGHT. I CAN’T TAKE 213 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,999 CARE OFMYSELF,LET ALONE 214 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,999 ANOTHER PERSON. 215 00:08:54,999 --> 00:08:55,999 >> YOU ARE NOT THAT YOUNG 216 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:57,167 ANYMORE. 217 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,542 AND EVEN IF YOU FOUND THE RIGHT 218 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:00,292 GUY, IT IS GOING TO BE HARDER 219 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,083 AND HARDER FOR YOU TO 220 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,999 HAVE A BABY. 221 00:09:02,999 --> 00:09:04,250 YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW HARD IT 222 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,501 WAS FOR ME TO HAVE THE TWINS 223 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,999 BECAUSE I WAITED TOO LONG. 224 00:09:09,292 --> 00:09:10,584 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 225 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,000 YOU’RE PREGNANT. 226 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,459 >> HOW LONG? 227 00:09:14,459 --> 00:09:15,626 >> SEVEN WEEKS. 228 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,792 >> I MEAN, HOW MUCH LONGER 229 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:17,751 DO I HAVE? 230 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:19,584 >> WELL, IT USUALLY TAKES 231 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,999 ABOUT 40 WEEKS, BUT THE BABY 232 00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:22,999 WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN 233 00:09:22,999 --> 00:09:24,083 IT’S READY. 234 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,501 >> WHAT IFI’MNOT READY? 235 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:26,584 IS THERE SOME WAY TO 236 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:29,501 SLOW IT DOWN? 237 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:31,999 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? 238 00:09:34,999 --> 00:09:36,999 >> IT LOOKS LIKE A PEANUT. 239 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,584 >> OKAY. 240 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:42,042 >> MAYBEWECAN GET MARRIED. 241 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:42,999 >> HA HA HA! 242 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:43,918 >> WE CAN RAISE THE KID 243 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:44,999 TOGETHER. 244 00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:46,999 >> I’D RATHER DIE. 245 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:48,626 IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S JUST THE IDEA 246 00:09:48,626 --> 00:09:50,709 OF BEING WITH YOU... 247 00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:52,459 FOREVER. 248 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,501 ANYWAY, I THOUGHT WE DECIDED 249 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:54,292 YOU WERE GONNA GET IT 250 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:55,999 TAKEN CARE OF. 251 00:09:55,999 --> 00:09:57,501 >> I WAS JUST THINKING 252 00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:58,999 OUT LOUD. 253 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,083 >> HMM. 254 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,209 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 255 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,250 LAWRENCE FROM THE 256 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,709 CONVENIENCE STORE? 257 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:10,999 >> UH-HUH. 258 00:10:10,999 --> 00:10:12,542 I’VE SEEN HIM EVERY DAY 259 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,459 THIS WEEK. 260 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:14,667 >> HE’S YOUNG. 261 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,459 >> I KNOW. 262 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,375 >> DOES HE KNOW WHAT KIND 263 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,250 OF GUY YOU ARE? 264 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,042 >> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED 265 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,167 TO MEAN? 266 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:22,999 >> DOES HE KNOW ABOUT 267 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,125 ALL YOUR ISSUES? 268 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,292 >> OH, NOW I HAVE ISSUES? 269 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,334 >> YEAH. 270 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,209 >> YEAH, I TOLD HIM. 271 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:27,999 >> AND YOU’RE STILL GONNA 272 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:28,999 GO TO LAS VEGAS WITH HIM 273 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:30,999 AND VISIT YOUR GRANDPARENTS? 274 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,834 >> AND? 275 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,250 >> HE’S YOUNG AND CANADIAN. 276 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,834 HE’S GONNA GET THE WRONG IDEA. 277 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,042 >> HEY! 278 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:38,999 >> JESUS, YOU ALREADY 279 00:10:38,999 --> 00:10:39,999 SOLD HIM TO ME. 280 00:10:39,999 --> 00:10:41,125 >> SHUT UP. 281 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,876 HEY, YOU. 282 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,834 >> ANGELA. 283 00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:46,999 SO YOU’RE THE ONE 284 00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:49,792 THAT MAKES THE CARDS. 285 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:50,999 >> YEAH. 286 00:10:50,999 --> 00:10:52,250 >> HAS GABRIEL MADE ONE 287 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,417 FOR ME YET? 288 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,999 >> NO. 289 00:10:57,999 --> 00:10:59,501 >> GOOD. WHY DON’T WE 290 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,667 KEEP IT THAT WAY? 291 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,918 >> OKAY. 292 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:04,167 >> OKAY? 293 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,167 >> OH, GOD, I THINK 294 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,459 I’M GONNA BE SICK. 295 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,918 NO, SERIOUSLY. 296 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,709 OH--! 297 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,959 >>♪ NINE-INCH REMEDY 298 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:18,709 ♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY 299 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:22,501 ♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY 300 00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:26,999 ♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY 301 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,999 >> 302 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:32,876 >> HI, ANGELA. 303 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:33,999 >> I DIDN’T KNOW YOU 304 00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:35,999 WORKED HERE. 305 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:36,792 >> I’M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO 306 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,999 GO ON BREAK. 307 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:06,834 >> 308 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,501 >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? 309 00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:10,000 >> HEAR WHAT? 310 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:14,584 >> I--I’M SORRY. 311 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:16,834 I CAN’T. 312 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,167 >> YOU CAN’T EVEN SMOKE ANYMORE. 313 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:35,334 >> CANDY CIGS. YOU WANT ONE? 314 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,667 >> DO I WANT CANDY CIGS? 315 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,584 >> UH-HUH. 316 00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:39,542 >> NO. 317 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,125 >> NO SMOKING, NO DRINKING, 318 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,999 NO COFFEE. GETTING KNOCKED UP 319 00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:45,999 IS THE WORST STDEVER. 320 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:46,999 >> THAT GUY GAVE ME SOME COKE. 321 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,125 YOU WANT SOME? 322 00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:52,042 WHAT? IT’S NOT LIKE 323 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:53,959 YOU’RE GONNA KEEP IT. 324 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:56,334 >> I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS. 325 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,751 >> YOU’RE NOT TOO OLD. 326 00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:58,999 >> I FOUND ANOTHER WHITE 327 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:00,709 PUBIC HAIR THIS MORNING! 328 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,501 >> HELLO. 329 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,999 IS ANYONE HOME? 330 00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:27,375 >> Angela:I NEVER QUITE GOT 331 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:28,959 ALONG WITH YOUR AUNT. 332 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,792 I WAS THE REBEL, AND SHE WAS 333 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:31,999 THE GOOD GIRL WITH THE PERFECT 334 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,584 HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS STRAIGHT 335 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,542 OUT OF THE GAP CATALOGUE. 336 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:36,999 I WOULDN’T HAVE ADMITTED IT 337 00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:38,959 THEN, BUT PART OF ME WANTED 338 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,000 THAT LIFE. 339 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,209 >> SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP, DAD? 340 00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:48,999 >> Both: IT WAS AMAZING! 341 00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:49,999 >> EVERYONE SHOULD TRY PEYOTE 342 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,584 AT LEAST ONCE. 343 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,584 >> IT TOTALLY FREES THE MIND. 344 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,667 >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT 345 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,501 WE FOUND OUT? WE HAVE 346 00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,292 THE SAME ANIMAL SPIRIT. 347 00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:01,918 WE HAVE WOLVES WATCHING OVER US. 348 00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:05,667 >> 349 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,167 >> I’M READY FOR DESSERT. 350 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,250 >> WELL, I THINK SHE’S 351 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,959 HANDLING IT PRETTY GOOD. 352 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,375 >> COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE. 353 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,709 MUCHWORSE. 354 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,501 >> AT LEAST YOU’VE TURNED OUT 355 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:24,626 PRETTY WELL. 356 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,501 >> THANKS, DAD. 357 00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:39,999 >> DID YOU SEE HOW YOUNG SHE IS? 358 00:14:39,999 --> 00:14:41,250 I MEAN, SHE’S YOUNGER THAN US. 359 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,999 IT’S LIKE DAD IS DATING ONE OF 360 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,918 OUR FRIENDS’ YOUNGER SISTERS. 361 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,125 >> GOOD FOR DAD. HE DESERVES 362 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,292 TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN AFTER 363 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:49,501 EVERYTHING HE’S GONE THROUGH, 364 00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,167 DON’T YOU THINK? 365 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,792 OR MAYBE NOT. 366 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,334 SHE SEEMED A LITTLE YOUNG. 367 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,000 >> LET’S TALK ABOUT...YOU. 368 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,751 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 369 00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:58,751 HAVE YOU STARTED LOOKING 370 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:00,459 FOR THE FATHER YET? 371 00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:01,209 >> I’M TIRED. I DON’T WANT 372 00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,292 TO TALK ABOUT ME. 373 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,709 >> ANGELA, IF YOU ARE NOT 374 00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:05,000 CAREFUL, THIS COULD BE 375 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,375 YOUR FUTURE. 376 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,334 >> WHO’S YOUR MAMA?! 377 00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:09,999 >> 378 00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:11,542 >> WHO’S YOUR MAMA?! 379 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:12,209 >> 380 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:14,584 >> WHO’S YOUR GRANDMAMA? 381 00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:29,959 >> WE NEED TO TALK. 382 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,250 SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN 383 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,751 UNEXPECTED MISTAKE-- 384 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,999 I MEAN MIRACLE-- 385 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:40,542 TO WAKE PEOPLE UP. 386 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,999 YOU’RE MY MIRACLE. 387 00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:44,375 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT 388 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,834 I’M TRYING TO SAY? 389 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,334 I SHOULD FIGURE OUT 390 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,584 WHO THE FATHER IS. 391 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:55,584 >> YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT 392 00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,417 HAVING THIS BABY? 393 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,918 >> IS THAT CRAZY? 394 00:15:58,918 --> 00:15:59,999 >> YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 395 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:00,999 >> OF COURSE. 396 00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:02,999 >> IT’SINSANE. 397 00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,125 OH! OH, OH! 398 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,501 >> OH! OH! 399 00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:06,959 >> YOU SHOULDSELLIT! 400 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,375 YEAH! PEOPLE ARE PAYING 401 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,375 LIKE $40,000 TO ADOPT BABIES 402 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,417 FROM CHINA. 403 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,834 >> DON’T SAY THAT. I DON’T WANT 404 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:13,792 THE BABY TO HEAR ANYTHING 405 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:14,792 NEGATIVE. 406 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:15,542 >> YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU 407 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,667 DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE KIDS. 408 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,667 >> NOW THAT IT’S HAPPENING, 409 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,167 I’M GONNA GO WITH IT. 410 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,999 SO SHUT UP AND HELP ME 411 00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:23,292 FIGURE OUT WHO THE FATHER IS. 412 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:26,292 >> I PUT MY MONEY ON 413 00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:27,999 5-SECOND GUY. 414 00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,459 IT’S ALWAYS THE QUICK ONES. 415 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:46,042 >> 416 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,459 >> COME ON, YOU’RE 417 00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:58,167 RUINING MY BUZZ. 418 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,792 WHOO! 419 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,042 WHOO! 420 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,167 HEY. 421 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,209 >> HEY. 422 00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:16,375 >> YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 423 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,834 HAVE ME EVER MET BEFORE? 424 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,375 >> 425 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,375 >> YOU KNOW, IF I WAS AS PRETTY 426 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,999 AS YOU ARE... 427 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,083 I DON’T THINK I’D BE HERE 428 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,542 ALL ALONE. 429 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,125 >> OH. 430 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,167 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED. 431 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,375 >> HMM? 432 00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,999 OOH. 433 00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:36,250 >> OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 434 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,959 CLOSE YOUR EYES, ALL RIGHT? 435 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,999 NOW...I’M GONNA KISS YOU. 436 00:17:40,999 --> 00:17:42,834 OKAY? 437 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:43,999 >> REALLY? 438 00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:44,999 >> I’M GONNA KISS YOU, THOUGH, 439 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,584 LIKE I’M GOING DOWN ON YOU. 440 00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:47,999 >> OH... 441 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,999 MMM...MMM. 442 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,999 OH...MMM... 443 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,751 >> 444 00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,083 >> WELL, COMEON. 445 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,334 >> JUST--JUST LET ME-- 446 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,334 JUST LET ME PUT IT IN 447 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,542 AND WIGGLE IT AROUND 448 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,999 A LITTLE BIT, OKAY? 449 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,584 >> OKAY. I--UH-- 450 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,999 >> UNH! UNH! 451 00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:11,999 UNH! UNNHH!UNHH! 452 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:15,584 OH...OH...OH... 453 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,792 I CAN GO AGAIN. 454 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:27,083 >> SAY "CHEESE." 455 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,334 >> AND YOU WANT TO SEE HIM 456 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,626 AGAIN BECAUSE? 457 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,834 >> HE COULD BE THE FATHER. 458 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,375 >> OKAY. 459 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,501 >> WILL YOU COVER FOR ME? 460 00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,417 >> UH-HUH. 461 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:43,000 >> THANKS. 462 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,999 >> CRAZY. 463 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,417 >> HI. 464 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:56,626 >> HEY. 465 00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:58,125 >> UM, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY 466 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,125 AROUND HERE? 467 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,125 >> OH, YEAH. 468 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,834 ISN’T THISSENORQUICKIE? 469 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,334 >> YEP. I KNOW HIM. 470 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,999 >> MR. MINUTE MAN. 471 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:10,334 >> COMES IN HERE ALL THE TIME. 472 00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,542 >> MR. OOPS. 473 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,375 MR. PREMATURE EJACULATOR. 474 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,626 >> LOOK, IF YOU’RE GONNA 475 00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:15,999 SHOOT HIM, CAN WE WATCH? 476 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:18,459 IN FACT, YOU CAN HAVE HIM. 477 00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:20,459 I’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS. 478 00:19:39,999 --> 00:19:41,876 >> HE KNOCK YOU UP TOO? 479 00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:45,000 I SWEAR, MY BROTHER COULD 480 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,918 IMPREGNATE BY SIGHT. 481 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:47,834 HE HAD THE STRONGEST 482 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:48,999 LITTLE SWIMMERS. 483 00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:51,125 COME ON IN. 484 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,999 HE DIED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 485 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:05,626 SUICIDE. DRUG OVERDOSE. 486 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:08,250 NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE. 487 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,250 >> I’M-- 488 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,000 >> OH, DON’T BE SORRY. 489 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,042 HE WAS A JACKAL. 490 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,959 >> ARE THEY ALL... 491 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,792 >> MM-HMM. HE WAS A REGULAR 492 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,000 JOHNNY BASTARD SEED. 493 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,417 >> HOW DO THEY ALL KNOW 494 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,542 THAT HE’S...THE-- 495 00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:26,375 >> YOU DON’T KNOW WHO 496 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,918 THE FATHER IS, DO YOU? 497 00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:28,834 >> 498 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,709 >> I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS. 499 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,709 >> MARISSA? YOUR PHONE. 500 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,751 >> EXCUSE ME. 501 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,667 >> Angela:OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 502 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,125 I KNOW IT’S EXTREMELY 503 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,501 DISRESPECTFUL... 504 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,375 BUT I HAD TO KNOW. 505 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:58,334 >> Gabriel: I DON’T KNOW 506 00:20:58,334 --> 00:21:00,292 WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 507 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,834 IT WAS JUST A BEE-JAY. 508 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,209 >> I HOPE I’M JUST NOT 509 00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:07,125 SOME FUCK-BUDDY TO YOU. 510 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,417 >> NO, THAT’S-- 511 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:12,375 THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 512 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,167 >> THEN WHY DON’T YOUSAY 513 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,209 WHAT YOU MEAN? 514 00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,000 >> IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL. 515 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,083 >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKED YOU. 516 00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:21,792 BUT YOU’RE JUST SOME 517 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,501 GAY CLICHE. 518 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:28,459 >> NO, LOOK. I JUST-- 519 00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:44,792 >> WHY IS THAT YOU DON’T KNOW 520 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:46,083 WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL HE YELLS 521 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,083 AT YOU AND SWEARS HE NEVER 522 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,999 WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN? 523 00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:49,959 >> THERE’S A LOT OF FISH 524 00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:50,959 IN THE SEA. 525 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:51,709 >> BUT HE’S THE ONLY ONE 526 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,167 I WANT TO MOUNT NOW. 527 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,209 >> YOU DO REALIZE YOU ALWAYS 528 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:55,209 LIKED HIM BUT WERE TOO AFRAID 529 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,209 TO ADMIT IT YOURSELF? 530 00:21:57,209 --> 00:21:58,250 >> WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY 531 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,334 ANYTHING TO ME? 532 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,375 >> IDID. 533 00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:06,709 I HAVE AN IDEA. 534 00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,918 LET’S GET OUT OF HERE. 535 00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:27,751 >> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW 536 00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,542 WHO THE FATHER IS YET. 537 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:30,501 >> IF I PLAN IT, 538 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,083 THE GROOM WILL COME. 539 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,667 >> YOU’RE COMPLETELY INSANE. 540 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:38,999 HEY... 541 00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:42,292 CAN I PLAN MY WEDDING TOO? 542 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:44,959 >> WHY NOT? LET’S DO IT. 543 00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:45,751 >> RIGHT? 544 00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:47,334 >> OKAY. 545 00:22:49,709 --> 00:22:50,999 >> HOW DO I LOOK? 546 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,459 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 547 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:53,667 >> YOU LOOK... 548 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,000 BETTER THAN ME. 549 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,959 >> HA HA HA HA! 550 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,209 I KNOW. 551 00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:00,250 >> AND THE TIARA’S 552 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,292 A NICE TOUCH. 553 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,459 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 554 00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,751 >> IT’S CUTE. 555 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,334 >> Angela:DOES HE LOOK 556 00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,959 FAMILIAR? 557 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:09,501 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 558 00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,000 HELLO, BABY. 559 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,999 NO? 560 00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:14,250 PLEASE TELL ME 561 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,918 IT’S NOT THIS GUY. 562 00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:18,999 NOT FAMILIAR? 563 00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:23,542 >> HONESTY IS THE KEY 564 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,292 TO ALL RELATIONSHIPS. 565 00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:27,417 BUT IF YOU CAN FAKE IT, 566 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:29,999 YOU’RE IN. 567 00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:32,292 NOBODY DIES A VIRGIN. 568 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,999 LIFE SCREWS US ALL. 569 00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:36,167 >> SO, WHAT DO I DO 570 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,250 ABOUT LAWRENCE? 571 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,000 >> MEN ARE LIKE ROSES-- 572 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,334 WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS. 573 00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:43,125 >> WHERE ARE YOU GETTING 574 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,459 THESE ONE 575 00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:45,999 THE INTERNET? 576 00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,876 >> HOW’D YOU KNOW? 577 00:23:47,876 --> 00:23:49,000 >> WHAT?! YOU FINALLY LEARNED 578 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,999 HOW TO USE THE INTERNET, DAD? 579 00:23:50,999 --> 00:23:53,999 >> BECKY TAUGHT ME. 580 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,459 YOU’RE LIKE THE DOG CARRYING 581 00:23:55,459 --> 00:23:56,999 THE BONE OVER THE BRIDGE. 582 00:23:56,999 --> 00:23:59,042 AS HE WAS CROSSING THE BRIDGE, 583 00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:01,209 HE SAW THIS REFLECTION. 584 00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:02,584 HE THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER DOG 585 00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,542 WITH A BONE. 586 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,083 SO HE REACHED FOR THE OTHER 587 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,667 BONE. HE LOST BOTH BONES. 588 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,626 YOU’RE THE DOG, 589 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:14,000 LAWRENCE IS THE BONE. 590 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,667 >> OKAY, SO WHAT DO IDO? 591 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,999 >> YOU JUMP IN AND FETCH 592 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,083 THE BONE. 593 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:19,999 >> BUT WHAT IF THE BONE 594 00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:21,042 DOESN’T WANT TO BE FOUND? 595 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,417 >> YOU KEEP LOOKING. 596 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,083 A GOOD BONE IS HARD TO FIND. 597 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,375 >> HA HA HA HA! 598 00:24:29,999 --> 00:24:30,999 YOU SHOULD PUT THAT 599 00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:33,459 ON A FORTUNE COOKIE! 600 00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:38,542 >> Angela: I WANT YOU 601 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,918 TO KNOW I’VE CHANGED. 602 00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:41,999 I’M GONNA BE A DIFFERENT 603 00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:44,250 PERSON NOW, OKAY? 604 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:48,417 >> YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP. 605 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,375 >> SHE CAN HEAR YOU. 606 00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:56,125 >> GO AWAY FROM THE LIGHT! 607 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:59,417 >> WEIRDO. 608 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:02,751 >> ALL RIGHT, WHO’S NEXT? 609 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,083 >> MYSTERY MAN. 610 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,417 >> HMM. 611 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,209 >> YOU KNOW, THE ONE 612 00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:07,459 I KEEP HOOKING UP WITH. 613 00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:08,751 >> YES. 614 00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,876 >> MM-HMM. HOT. 615 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,999 >> MM-HMM. 616 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,375 >> 617 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,999 >> OH. 618 00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:27,626 OKAY, HOT OR NOT? 619 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,918 >> HOT. 620 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,209 >> YEAH, DEFINITELY. 621 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:31,125 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 622 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,542 GAY OR STRAIGHT? 623 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,125 >> STRAIGHT. 624 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,751 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW? 625 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:36,918 >> MY STRAIGHT-DAR 626 00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:38,042 IS TINGLING. 627 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:39,792 >> HMM. 628 00:25:48,999 --> 00:25:49,999 >> SEE? I TOLD YOU. 629 00:25:49,999 --> 00:25:51,250 >> AND THERE IT IS. 630 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,501 ALL RIGHT, OFF YOU GO, GIRL. 631 00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:53,667 SHOOT FOR HAPPY DAYS TO MAKE 632 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:54,709 FOR HAPPY NIGHTS. 633 00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:56,667 >> OH! OKAY. 634 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:57,751 >> GOOD ONE. 635 00:26:03,999 --> 00:26:04,999 >> IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL 636 00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:08,334 AND HER DOG AT THE PARK. 637 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,792 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU? 638 00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,876 >> I SEE COURAGE. 639 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:15,417 THOSE LINES ARE PAINTED WITH 640 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:18,501 SUCH AGGRESSIVE INTENTION, 641 00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:19,918 IT MAKES ME THINK THE ARTIST 642 00:26:19,918 --> 00:26:20,999 DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK 643 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:22,167 ABOUT HER. 644 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:24,000 >> YOU’RE ON CRACK. 645 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,792 >> HONESTY. NICE. 646 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,042 >> HONEST ANGELA. 647 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,751 >> CRACKHEAD JEFFERSON. 648 00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:32,209 NICE TO MEET YOU. 649 00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:33,792 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 650 00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:36,667 >> DO YOU WANT TO COME? 651 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:39,375 >> NO. DO YOU? 652 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,167 >> JUST PULL OUT 653 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,999 BEFORE YOU COME. 654 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:45,250 >> 655 00:26:55,999 --> 00:26:57,792 >> 656 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,999 >> SORRY. 657 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,999 I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE HERE. 658 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,834 >> YEAH. OKAY. 659 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:07,959 >> HEY, DON’T FORGET, WE HAVE 660 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:08,959 DINNER WITH THE KENGS 661 00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:10,209 AT SIX-THIRTY TONIGHT. 662 00:27:10,209 --> 00:27:11,918 >> OKAY, GREAT. THANKS. 663 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:13,584 OKAY, SO... 664 00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:15,918 >> HEY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 665 00:27:15,918 --> 00:27:18,501 >> YEAH. WHAT’S UP? 666 00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:20,042 >> UM.... 667 00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:21,375 >> 668 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,459 >> I WAS THINKING-- 669 00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:24,751 >> HOLD ON. 670 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,334 HI. 671 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:29,000 NO, OF COURSE I HAVE A SECOND. 672 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,792 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 673 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:33,501 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 674 00:27:35,209 --> 00:27:37,334 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 675 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,999 >> WELL, I’M HANGING OUT 676 00:27:38,999 --> 00:27:40,626 WITH YOU. 677 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,459 OKAY, THEN. I’LL CALL YOU LATER. 678 00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,292 BYE. 679 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,918 >> OKAY. 680 00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,626 THE MAYOR CANCELLED. 681 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,125 HIS MOM HAD A HEART ATTACK. 682 00:27:52,999 --> 00:27:54,999 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 683 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,667 >> COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 684 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:29,999 >> WE’RE CLOSED. 685 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,083 I’M KIDDING. 686 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,501 CHALAMUSHI. 687 00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:49,125 BECAUSE FLOWERS ARE SO CLICHE. 688 00:28:51,918 --> 00:28:53,667 I HAD THEM CLOSE FOR US TONIGHT. 689 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,542 I KNOW THE OWNER. 690 00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:58,167 HE LET ME USE THE KITCHEN. 691 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,876 AND I THOUGHT... 692 00:29:00,876 --> 00:29:01,999 THE REAL THING WOULD 693 00:29:01,999 --> 00:29:04,250 INSPIRE YOU. 694 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:06,042 >> WHOAREYOU? 695 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,000 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, 696 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,375 MR. LEE? 697 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,209 >> HE’S RUNNING FOR 698 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:11,459 CITY COUNCIL. 699 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,959 >> THANKS. 700 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,042 >> WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME 701 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:15,751 YOU WERE A POLITICIAN? 702 00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:17,042 >> I LIKED THE FACT 703 00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,918 THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW. 704 00:29:18,918 --> 00:29:19,999 >> THANK YOU. 705 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:24,125 YOU REALLY MADE ALL THIS 706 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:25,209 FOR ME? 707 00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:26,876 >> IT WAS NOTHIN’. 708 00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:29,792 >> DON’T BE ASIAN. 709 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,209 >> SO... 710 00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:32,959 HOW LONG YOU BEEN DRAWING? 711 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,542 >> OH, MY LIFE IS BORING. 712 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:36,792 LET’S TALK ABOUTYOU. 713 00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:38,250 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 714 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,999 A BIG 715 00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:41,167 >> WELL, I’M NOT A BIG-TIME 716 00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:42,375 POLITICIAN. 717 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,792 >> I’D VOTE FOR YOU. 718 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:44,999 >> REALLY? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW 719 00:29:44,999 --> 00:29:46,626 WHAT I STAND FOR. 720 00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:49,709 >> OKAY, HITLER: BAD OR GOOD? 721 00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,999 >> BAD. 722 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:51,751 >> SEE? I’D VOTE FOR YOU 723 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,667 ALREADY. 724 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,125 >> OKAY. FAMILY VALUES 725 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,584 ARE IMPORTANT TO ME. 726 00:29:56,584 --> 00:29:57,751 I’M PRO-BUSINESS-- 727 00:29:57,751 --> 00:29:58,501 >> OKAY, MAYBE I WOULDN’T 728 00:29:58,501 --> 00:29:59,709 VOTE FOR YOU AFTER ALL. 729 00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:01,000 BUT MY SISTER WOULD. 730 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,417 >> REALLY? WHAT’S SHE 731 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:03,542 DOING RIGHT NOW? 732 00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:04,459 SHE SOUNDS LIKE 733 00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:06,667 THE BETTER SIBLING. 734 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,999 I’M JUST KIDDING. 735 00:30:07,999 --> 00:30:10,083 >> HA HA. YOU’RE FUNNY. 736 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,000 THAT’S A GOOD THING. I DIDN’T 737 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,999 THINK CONSERVATIVES HAD 738 00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:13,000 A SENSE OF HUMOR. 739 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,667 >> WOW. 740 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:15,667 >> OKAY, WHERE DO YOU SEE 741 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:18,250 YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS? 742 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,542 >> WHAT IS THIS, 743 00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:21,167 A JOB INTERVIEW? 744 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,999 >> I’M JUST CURIOUS. 745 00:30:22,999 --> 00:30:24,375 >> I SEE MYSELF RUNNING FOR 746 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:26,000 THE STATE SENATE, 747 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,042 AND I’D BE MARRIED, 748 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,959 WITH TWO KIDS. 749 00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,292 AND WE’D HAVE A BIG HOUSE 750 00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:31,999 WITH A BIG YARD, 751 00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:35,417 A DOG AND AN S.U.V. 752 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,292 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE DO YOU 753 00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:39,792 SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS? 754 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,417 >> I LIKE YOUR ANSWER. 755 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,125 >> GARLIC ICE CREAM, 756 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,999 CORN ICE CREAM, 757 00:30:52,999 --> 00:30:56,167 AND KIMCHI ICE CREAM. 758 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:58,000 >> HOW ABOUT, UM, WE JUST 759 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,876 GO BACK TO MY PLACE? 760 00:31:52,999 --> 00:31:53,959 >> WHAT IF I DON’T TELL HIM 761 00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:55,167 I’M PREGNANT RIGHT AWAY? 762 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,667 GET HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME 763 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,999 AND CONVINCE HIM HE’S THE 764 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626 BABY’S DAD. 765 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:00,667 >> WHAT IF THE BABY DOESN’T 766 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:01,999 LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM? 767 00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:03,083 >> YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT. 768 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,999 HE LIKES ME, AND I LIKE HIM. 769 00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:07,834 >> Dad: HEY! IF YOU TWO 770 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,334 SLOWPOKES KEEP TALKIN’, 771 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,626 YOU’LL NEVER KEEP UP WITH US! 772 00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:13,999 >> HONEY, HE’S GONNA FIND OUT. 773 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,542 >> YOU HAVE A BETTER PLAN? 774 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,999 >> NO. AND WHAT DO I KNOW? 775 00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:19,918 LAWRENCE STILL HASN’T CALLED ME. 776 00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:23,209 >> YOU’RE PATHETIC. 777 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,417 >> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 778 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:25,999 YOU PROMISE YOU WON’T LAUGH? 779 00:32:25,999 --> 00:32:26,999 >> YOU KNOW I CAN’T 780 00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,792 PROMISE YOU THAT. 781 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,999 >> I’M, UH... 782 00:32:31,999 --> 00:32:34,292 THINKING ABOUT RE-VIRGINIZING. 783 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:36,000 AND I WANT YOU TO DO IT WITH ME. 784 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,709 I FOUND A GROUP THAT’LL 785 00:32:37,709 --> 00:32:40,292 HELP US START OVER. 786 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,876 WE CAN WEAR WHITE TO 787 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,999 OUR WEDDING. 788 00:32:43,999 --> 00:32:46,584 AND IT’LL MEAN SOMETHING. 789 00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:49,999 >> VIRGINS ARE HAPPIER, 790 00:32:49,999 --> 00:32:52,751 HEALTHIER, AND MORE INTELLIGENT 791 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,083 THAN THOSE WHO ENGAGE IN 792 00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:56,999 PRE-MARITAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 793 00:32:56,999 --> 00:32:59,209 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE 794 00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:05,417 FORNICATORS WILL GO TO HELL... 795 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,417 WHILE THE RIGHTEOUS VIRGINS 796 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,375 LIVE ETERNALLY IN HEAVEN. 797 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,083 >> THIS IS WEIRD. 798 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:14,334 >> WHO WANTS TO GO TO HELL? 799 00:33:14,334 --> 00:33:15,999 >> All: HELL, NO! 800 00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,501 >> Both: UH, HELL, NO. 801 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:18,501 >> PLEASE RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND 802 00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:20,167 AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 803 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,125 I SWEAR THAT I WILL NO LONGER 804 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,459 ENGAGE... 805 00:33:24,459 --> 00:33:25,999 >> All: I SWEAR THAT 806 00:33:25,999 --> 00:33:28,167 I WILL NO LONGER ENGAGE.. 807 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:29,876 >> ...IN DEVIANT BODILY 808 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,959 TEMPTATIONS OF ANY KIND... 809 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:33,751 >> ...IN DEVIANT BODILY 810 00:33:33,751 --> 00:33:36,334 TEMPTATIONS OF ANY KIND... 811 00:33:36,334 --> 00:33:37,999 >> ...UNTIL I GET MARRIED. 812 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:40,626 >> ...UNTIL I GET MARRIED. 813 00:33:40,626 --> 00:33:42,999 >> THAT MEANS EVEN 814 00:33:42,999 --> 00:33:46,667 SINFUL SELF-PLEASURE. 815 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,709 NOW, IF EVERYONE CAN STAND 816 00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:49,834 IN LINE... 817 00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:51,584 >> THAT’S IT? 818 00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:55,250 >> OH! 819 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,959 >> OKAY, SO, WE JUST HAVE TO GET 820 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,584 CLEANSED AND SIGN THE VIRGINITY 821 00:34:07,584 --> 00:34:09,250 PLEDGE AND NOT ENGAGE IN ANY 822 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,292 SEX, AND WE GET OUR PURITY BACK. 823 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:12,417 >> THIS IS EASIER THAN 824 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,375 GETTING A DRIVER’S LICENSE. 825 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:16,250 >> REALLY? 826 00:34:20,999 --> 00:34:21,999 >> Becky: DO YOU THINK DAD 827 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:23,792 IS LOSING HIS MIND? 828 00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,459 >> HE SEEMS HAPPY. 829 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:26,542 >> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 830 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:27,999 HE’SMISERABLE! 831 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:28,999 THAT IS EXACTLY WHY 832 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:30,751 HE’S ACTING LIKE YOU. 833 00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:31,542 YOU KNOW, IT IS TIME THAT 834 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:33,918 YOU BOTH LEARN TO SETTLE DOWN 835 00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:35,083 AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH, 836 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,292 YOU KNOW? 837 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,083 >> I’M ALREADY SEARCHING 838 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,459 FOR THE FATHER, AND I REALLY 839 00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:42,999 LIKE ONE OF THEM. 840 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,209 >> MARRY HIM! 841 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:45,626 >> I’M WORKING ON IT. 842 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,834 >> WHAT’S HIS NAME? 843 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,209 >> JEFFERSON LEE. 844 00:34:48,209 --> 00:34:49,334 >> LIKE THE GUY RUNNING 845 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:50,918 FOR CITY COUNCIL? 846 00:34:50,918 --> 00:34:53,834 I SEE HIS SIGNS EVERYWHERE. 847 00:34:59,876 --> 00:35:01,209 >> FLOUR... 848 00:35:01,209 --> 00:35:03,999 PUT YOUR HAND ON THE CORNER... 849 00:35:03,999 --> 00:35:06,459 OKAY. MOVE IT FORWARD... 850 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:35,918 >> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD 851 00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:37,999 SHOW YOUR ART. 852 00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:38,918 >> WHO WANTS TO LOOK 853 00:35:38,918 --> 00:35:41,083 AT CRAYON FOOD? 854 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,584 >> TRUST YOURSELF. 855 00:35:46,918 --> 00:35:48,542 >> HE THOUGHT I COULD SELL THEM. 856 00:35:48,542 --> 00:35:49,751 >> IKNOW.WHAT DO YOU THINK 857 00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:50,417 I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS 858 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:52,250 WHOLE TIME? 859 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,042 >> YOU SHOULD GET RID OF 860 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:54,999 THESE PLEDGES. 861 00:35:54,999 --> 00:35:56,334 IT’S KIND OF CREEPY. 862 00:35:56,334 --> 00:35:57,792 >> OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 863 00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:00,626 I GOT YOU A GIFT. 864 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,876 LOOK, WE CAN BE TWINS. 865 00:36:02,876 --> 00:36:04,542 >> THANKS. 866 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:06,918 >> SO UNGRATEFUL. 867 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:09,918 >> 868 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,834 >> 869 00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:14,167 >> THE WEDDING PLANNER! 870 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,584 HERE YOU GO. 871 00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:16,876 >> Woman: THANK YOU. 872 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,542 >> YOU’RE WELCOME. 873 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:19,876 >> SO... 874 00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:21,584 WHEN DO YOU TWO PLAN ON 875 00:36:21,584 --> 00:36:23,167 GETTING MARRIED? 876 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,167 >> UH, NO. HA HA! 877 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,667 >> WHO’S THE LUCKY ONE, THEN? 878 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,959 >> UH... 879 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,542 >> YOU’RE BOTH GETTING MARRIED? 880 00:36:33,542 --> 00:36:34,667 >> YEAH. 881 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:35,999 >> TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE? 882 00:36:35,999 --> 00:36:37,918 >> YEAH. 883 00:36:37,918 --> 00:36:40,042 >> BUT THEY DON’T KNOW IT YET. 884 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,542 >> RIGHT. 885 00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:42,626 >> SEE, IF WE PLAN IT, 886 00:36:42,626 --> 00:36:43,959 THEY WILL COME. 887 00:36:43,959 --> 00:36:45,209 >> YEAH. 888 00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:46,459 >> SO, DO YOU THINK WE CAN 889 00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:49,501 GET A 2 890 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,626 >> WELL, THE MEETING WENT WELL. 891 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,834 >> 892 00:36:55,999 --> 00:36:58,209 >> SHE LOOKED AT US LIKE 893 00:36:58,209 --> 00:36:59,751 WE WERE GONNA KILL HER AND PUT 894 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,792 HER HEAD IN THE FREEZER. 895 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:02,999 >> UNTIL WE GAVE HER 896 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:04,501 THE CASH DEPOSIT. 897 00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:06,000 >> HA HA HA HA! 898 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,876 HA HA HA HA HA! 899 00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:10,584 >> YOU’RE DRUNK! 900 00:37:13,292 --> 00:37:14,999 >> OH... 901 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:15,999 OH, MAYBE I SHOULD 902 00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:17,209 CALL LAWRENCE. 903 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:18,999 >> UNH-UNH. DRUNK DIALING 904 00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:21,501 ISSOUNATTRACTIVE. 905 00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:23,000 NO. 906 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,667 COME ON. GO TO BED. 907 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,334 UPSY-DAISY. 908 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:35,959 >>THAT’SDISTURBING. 909 00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:36,999 DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE 910 00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:38,209 STALKING HIM NOW. 911 00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:39,999 >> EVERYBODY HAS A STALKER 912 00:37:39,999 --> 00:37:40,999 NOWADAYS. 913 00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:42,542 >> I DON’T HAVE A STALKER. 914 00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:43,709 >> THAT’S ’CAUSE YOUARE 915 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:44,959 THE STALKER. 916 00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,459 >> I’M NOT STALKING HIM. 917 00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,042 >> OKAY. 918 00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:50,542 >> WHEN’S THE LAST TIME 919 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,834 YOU WENT OUT? 920 00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:53,999 >> I JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE IT 921 00:37:53,999 --> 00:37:55,584 ANYMORE. 922 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,918 >> YOU NEED TO GO OUT 923 00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:58,959 AND HAVE SOME FUN. 924 00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,584 >> FUN? 925 00:38:00,584 --> 00:38:02,000 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO 926 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,417 HAVE ANY FUN? 927 00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:08,792 NO, NO, NO, DON’T, DON’T. 928 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:13,918 >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT HIM? 929 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:17,667 >> HE MAKES ME WANT TO BE 930 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,626 A BETTER GUY. 931 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,999 >> 932 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,542 >> HEY. 933 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,334 >> HI. 934 00:38:36,334 --> 00:38:37,918 >> GABRIEL’S A GOOD GUY. 935 00:38:37,918 --> 00:38:38,999 HE’S A LITTLE SLUTTY, BUT 936 00:38:38,999 --> 00:38:40,626 SLUTTY’S BETTER THAN INSANE, 937 00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:42,042 RIGHT? 938 00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,999 >> A DOLLAR FIVE. 939 00:38:43,999 --> 00:38:44,999 >> AT LEAST HE DOESN’T 940 00:38:44,999 --> 00:38:46,250 HEAR VOICES. I DATED 941 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,292 A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO 942 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,375 HEARD VOICES, ONE WHO 943 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,083 EVEN HEARD GOD. 944 00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:55,459 >> IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 945 00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:12,918 >> LOOK, HE’S SORRY. 946 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,250 ABSOLUTELY REPENTANT. 947 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,209 >> SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS. 948 00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:18,334 >> FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH, 949 00:39:18,334 --> 00:39:19,375 I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS 950 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,375 PATHETIC BEFORE. 951 00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:25,417 >> NEXT. 952 00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:27,959 >> Lawrence: HI. 953 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:29,417 >> Woman: A PACK OF CIGARETTES. 954 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,542 >> FOUR NINETY. 955 00:39:32,459 --> 00:39:33,083 >> HE EVEN BECAME 956 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:35,999 A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN FOR YOU! 957 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,250 >> THAT’S JUST...WEIRD. 958 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,375 >> PEOPLE DO THE WEIRDEST THINGS 959 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,999 WHEN THEY’RE IN LOVE. 960 00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:42,834 I’VE KNOWN GABRIEL FOREVER. 961 00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:43,876 I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM 962 00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:46,501 LIKE THIS BEFORE. 963 00:39:46,501 --> 00:39:47,999 >> I’M GONNA DO IT! 964 00:39:47,999 --> 00:39:50,292 DON’T TRY AND STOP ME! 965 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,999 HE HATES MY GUTS. 966 00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:56,999 >> MAYBE IF YOU JUST APOLOGIZE 967 00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:59,167 TO HIM HE’LL TAKE YOU BACK. 968 00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:02,999 >> REALLY? 969 00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:05,999 WHAT WOULD I SAY? 970 00:40:05,999 --> 00:40:07,292 >> HOW ABOUT THAT YOU’RE SORRY 971 00:40:07,292 --> 00:40:09,626 AND THAT YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE? 972 00:40:09,626 --> 00:40:10,999 >> YEAH, THAT’S GOOD. 973 00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:13,918 I NEED TO WRITE THAT DOWN. 974 00:40:13,918 --> 00:40:14,918 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA 975 00:40:14,918 --> 00:40:16,042 GET MYSTERY MAN TO FALL IN LOVE 976 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:16,999 WITH YOU AND CONVINCE HIM 977 00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,250 IT’S HIS KID. 978 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,584 >> I WAS JOKING. 979 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:20,751 >> UH, NO YOU WEREN’T. 980 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,876 >> I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE 981 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:23,250 FATHER IS NO MATTER WHAT. 982 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,250 >> OH, REALLY? ’CAUSE I HAVE 983 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,999 AN IDEA. WHY DON’T WE JUST, UM, 984 00:40:25,999 --> 00:40:27,751 EENIE-MEENIE-MINEE-MO, CATCH 985 00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:29,375 A BABY DADDY BY THE TOE. 986 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,709 HERE HE IS. HERE’S THE DADDY. 987 00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:32,792 CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME NOW? 988 00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:41,999 >>HUGE! 989 00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:47,834 >> SO MY SISTER TELLS ME 990 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,918 YOU SELL BOXES. 991 00:40:49,918 --> 00:40:51,459 >> UH... 992 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,999 UM... 993 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:58,626 YEAH, I-- 994 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,876 I’M JUST-- 995 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:03,167 >> RELAX. I DON’T BITE. 996 00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:04,667 WELL, THERE WAS THAT ONE GUY. 997 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:06,042 NEVER MIND. 998 00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:07,375 >> 999 00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:10,459 UM... 1000 00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:12,459 I’M JUST, UH... 1001 00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:14,667 I’M NOT USED TO DATING 1002 00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:17,292 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LIKE YOU. 1003 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,542 >> YOU’RE NICE. 1004 00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,751 >> YEAH, THAT’S WHAT GIRLS SAY 1005 00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:23,999 WHEN THEY DON’T LIKE SOMEONE. 1006 00:41:23,999 --> 00:41:25,999 WHICH IS FINE, I-- 1007 00:41:25,999 --> 00:41:27,459 >> LET’S JUST BYPASS ALL THE 1008 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:28,959 DRAMA THAT COMES WITH DATING, 1009 00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:31,999 OKAY 1010 00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:38,292 >> WELL, UM, SO LONG. 1011 00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:40,042 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 1012 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,626 UH, I THOUGHT WE WERE 1013 00:41:54,626 --> 00:41:56,042 JUST FRIENDS. 1014 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:59,000 >> HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF FWB? 1015 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,042 >> UH, NO. 1016 00:42:01,042 --> 00:42:03,626 >> FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. 1017 00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:08,999 >> 1018 00:42:08,999 --> 00:42:11,042 >> OH, MY GOD! YOU’RE HUNG 1019 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:13,542 LIKE A DINOSAUR! 1020 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,209 >> YEAH. 1021 00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,375 >> WOW! WOW! 1022 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,375 OHH! WOW! 1023 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,999 >> OH, NO! OH, NO! 1024 00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:23,709 >> OH NO WHAT? 1025 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,209 >> UH, I THINK THE CONDOM BROKE. 1026 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:34,999 >> SO, I ASKED YOU TO COME TODAY 1027 00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:38,501 BECAUSE...I’M PREGNANT, 1028 00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:41,542 AND YOU MIGHT BE THE FATHER. 1029 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:46,834 >> PREGNANT? 1030 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,334 I’M GONNA BE A FATHER! 1031 00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:51,999 HA HA! I’M GONNA BE 1032 00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:53,999 A FATHER! 1033 00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:57,250 I’M GONNA BE A FATHER! 1034 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,375 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1035 00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,876 IT’S NOT FOR SURE THOUGH. 1036 00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:01,292 >> NO, IT’S FOR SURE. 1037 00:43:01,292 --> 00:43:02,042 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW 1038 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,125 IT’S FOR SURE? 1039 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,042 >> BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE 1040 00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:05,959 I’VE BEEN WITH. 1041 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,542 HA HA HA! 1042 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:08,834 I’M GONNA BE A FATHER! 1043 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:10,000 I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY. SORRY. 1044 00:43:12,999 --> 00:43:14,083 I LOVE YOU! 1045 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,542 SORRY, I--I’M SORRY. 1046 00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:16,999 I DO, BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE-- 1047 00:43:16,999 --> 00:43:17,834 NO, I SHOULD HAVE. 1048 00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:18,709 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1049 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,000 I DO. I LOVE YOU. 1050 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,918 >> ♪ TAKING A TRIP 1051 00:43:21,918 --> 00:43:23,375 ♪ TO FORGET WHERE I LIVE 1052 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,918 ♪ OFF THE AVENUE 1053 00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:28,626 ♪ AND I WANNA GO 1054 00:43:28,626 --> 00:43:30,250 ♪ WHERE THE PEOPLE... 1055 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:53,501 >> HEY. 1056 00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:54,167 I THOUGHT YOU WERE 1057 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:54,999 IN SACRAMENTO. 1058 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:55,959 >> AH, YOU KNOW, 1059 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:56,709 I CAME BACK EARLY. 1060 00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:58,209 WANTED TO SEE YOU. 1061 00:43:58,209 --> 00:43:59,751 >> OH... 1062 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,000 >> HEY. LET’S GET 1063 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,209 SOME ICE CREAM. 1064 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:05,417 >> OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU, 1065 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,834 TWELVE 1066 00:44:06,834 --> 00:44:08,834 GET A ROOM! OHH! 1067 00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:10,292 OHH! 1068 00:44:14,999 --> 00:44:17,584 >> SMILE. STAND UP STRAIGHT. 1069 00:44:17,584 --> 00:44:19,125 >> 1070 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,209 >> HI. 1071 00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:26,918 I, UH, I FEEL BADLY ABOUT 1072 00:44:26,918 --> 00:44:28,709 THE WAY IT ENDED. 1073 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,209 >> THOSE ARE NICE FLOWERS. 1074 00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:33,250 >> THEY’RE FOR A NICE GUY. 1075 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,459 TAKE THEM. 1076 00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,709 >> THAT’S SO ROMANTIC. 1077 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:41,751 >> THEY’LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1078 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,999 >> 1079 00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:49,999 YOU KNOW, YOU’RE RIGHT. 1080 00:44:49,999 --> 00:44:54,167 I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. 1081 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,626 >> 1082 00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,167 >> OH, UM... 1083 00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:00,334 I, UH, 1084 00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:02,000 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE, 1085 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,417 AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT 1086 00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,876 I’M AN ASSHOLE... 1087 00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,584 AND, UH, I WON’T DROP 1088 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:09,918 THE BONE AGAIN. 1089 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:11,334 >> Thebone?What are you 1090 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,334 talking about? 1091 00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:13,834 >> WHAT?! 1092 00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:15,292 >> IS ANGELA OUT THERE? 1093 00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:18,167 >> UM...FOR MORAL SUPPORT. 1094 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:20,083 >> LOOK, CAN I COME IN? 1095 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:25,709 NOD YOUR HEAD IF SOMEONE 1096 00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:27,584 ELSE IS IN THERE. 1097 00:45:29,542 --> 00:45:31,250 NOD AGAIN IF HE’S MORE 1098 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,626 FABULOUS THAN ME. 1099 00:45:35,501 --> 00:45:36,876 NOD IF HE’SWAYMORE 1100 00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:38,167 FABULOUS THAN ME. 1101 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,083 >> Angela: GABRIEL, 1102 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:41,209 WE SHOULD GET GOING. 1103 00:45:41,209 --> 00:45:42,292 IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU 1104 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,709 AGAIN, LAWRENCE. 1105 00:45:43,709 --> 00:45:45,459 THIS WAY. COME ON. 1106 00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:49,375 WHY AREN’T YOU WORKING ON 1107 00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,209 YOUR INVITATION LIST? 1108 00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,250 >> THERE’S NO POINT. 1109 00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:58,209 >> SUIT YOURSELF. 1110 00:45:58,209 --> 00:45:59,584 >> DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE 1111 00:45:59,584 --> 00:46:01,250 HE’S GONNA MARRY YOU? 1112 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,792 >> I DO. 1113 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:03,667 >> DOES HE KNOW ABOUT 1114 00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:05,042 YOUR CONDITION? 1115 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:06,375 >> NOT YET. 1116 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:07,292 >> I HOPE YOU’RE PLANNING ON 1117 00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:08,501 TELLING HIM SOON. 1118 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:09,918 >> I AM. 1119 00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:11,999 IAM. 1120 00:46:11,999 --> 00:46:12,792 >> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW 1121 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:13,999 ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY. 1122 00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:14,999 >> I GOOGLED HIM AND 1123 00:46:14,999 --> 00:46:16,334 NOTHING TOO BAD CAME UP. 1124 00:46:16,334 --> 00:46:17,792 >> YOU KNOW HE’S A REPUBLICAN, 1125 00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:19,626 RIGHT? 1126 00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:20,959 >> NO ONE’S PERFECT. 1127 00:46:20,959 --> 00:46:22,459 >> THEY HATE GAY PEOPLE. 1128 00:46:22,459 --> 00:46:23,792 >> THERE ARE GAY REPUBLICANS, 1129 00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:24,999 TOO. 1130 00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:25,792 >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT’S HIS 1131 00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:26,918 FAVORITE COLOR, THEN? 1132 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,292 >> I’VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP 1133 00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,999 FOR YEARS AND NOT KNOWN THAT. 1134 00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:32,209 YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS. 1135 00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:33,000 >> I FOUND MY MAN. I KNOW WHAT 1136 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,042 HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS. 1137 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,459 IT’S ORANGE. 1138 00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:38,999 >> DO YOU KNOW FRED’S 1139 00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:39,999 FAVORITE COLOR? 1140 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:41,292 >> BLUE. 1141 00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,751 >> SHE’S...TINY. 1142 00:46:48,751 --> 00:46:50,999 >> IT’S A HE. 1143 00:46:50,999 --> 00:46:51,999 DO YOU HAVE A NAME 1144 00:46:51,999 --> 00:46:54,083 PICKED OUT ALREADY? 1145 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:56,125 >> TINY. 1146 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,834 >> SHE’S KIDDING. 1147 00:46:58,834 --> 00:47:00,375 YOU’RE KIDDING. 1148 00:47:12,209 --> 00:47:13,292 >> THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING 1149 00:47:13,292 --> 00:47:14,999 PREGNANT IS THAT IT’S AN EXCUSE 1150 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,999 TO BUY A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE. 1151 00:47:17,999 --> 00:47:19,375 >> YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1152 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,667 THIS IS ALREADY THE HAPPIEST 1153 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,667 DAY OF MY LIFE. 1154 00:47:24,501 --> 00:47:25,626 >> LISTEN TO ME. 1155 00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:28,209 GET MARRIED TO CARLTON. 1156 00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:30,501 >> CARLTON? 1157 00:47:30,501 --> 00:47:31,417 >> ISN’T THAT WHY YOU 1158 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,375 BROUGHT HIM ALONG? 1159 00:47:34,999 --> 00:47:37,999 >> NO! 1160 00:47:37,999 --> 00:47:39,834 HE’S MY NEWEST STALKER. 1161 00:47:41,999 --> 00:47:43,959 >> WELL, LOOK, IT DOESN’T MATTER 1162 00:47:43,959 --> 00:47:46,000 IF HE’S THE FATHER OR NOT. 1163 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,792 DESPERATE TIMES CALL 1164 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:51,083 FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 1165 00:47:57,459 --> 00:47:59,459 >> CAN I BORROW A QUARTER? 1166 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:05,999 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1167 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:16,959 >> 1168 00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:20,999 >> 1169 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:24,667 >> MMM. 1170 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,083 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE 1171 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,542 BEEN A CHEF. 1172 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:31,918 >> HMM. 1173 00:48:31,918 --> 00:48:35,125 >> HOW’D YOU GET IN POLITICS? 1174 00:48:35,125 --> 00:48:37,083 >> AH, WELL, MY FATHER 1175 00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:38,999 WAS A POLITICIAN. 1176 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,999 AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. 1177 00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,042 AND HIS FATHER. 1178 00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:46,000 >> WAS IN POLITICS? 1179 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,709 DO YOU EVEN LIKE IT? 1180 00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:53,125 YOU SHOULD QUIT. 1181 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,250 I COULD SEE YOU ON 1182 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:56,375 IRON CHEF AMERICA. 1183 00:48:59,999 --> 00:49:03,292 >> IT’S NOT THAT EASY. 1184 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:08,999 >> CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS? 1185 00:49:08,999 --> 00:49:09,999 >> ONLY IF IT’S NOT ABOUT 1186 00:49:09,999 --> 00:49:12,999 MY CHOICE OF CAREERS. 1187 00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:16,167 >> WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 1188 00:49:16,167 --> 00:49:17,999 >> GREEN. 1189 00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:20,167 >> MINE IS RED. 1190 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,417 IF YOU GET TO AN INTERSECTION 1191 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,292 AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHICH WAY 1192 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,999 TO TURN, DO YOU GO LEFT 1193 00:49:23,999 --> 00:49:26,542 OR RIGHT? 1194 00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,209 >> LEFT. IS THAT 1195 00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:30,000 THE RIGHT ANSWER? 1196 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,167 >> I WOULD GO LEFT, TOO. 1197 00:49:32,167 --> 00:49:33,209 >> HOW MANY MORE QUESTIONS 1198 00:49:33,209 --> 00:49:34,999 DO YOU HAVE? 1199 00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:39,042 >> ONE MORE QUESTION. 1200 00:49:41,626 --> 00:49:42,250 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 1201 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,125 I WAS PREGNANT? 1202 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,209 WOULD YOU MAKE AN HONEST 1203 00:49:45,209 --> 00:49:47,918 WOMAN OUT OF ME? 1204 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:58,042 I THOUGHT YOU’D BE HAPPY. 1205 00:49:58,042 --> 00:49:59,959 >> 1206 00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:01,999 I AM. 1207 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,709 >> SO... 1208 00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:08,626 IS THAT A YES? 1209 00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:18,918 >> I’M ALREADY ENGAGED. 1210 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,042 >> GO. 1211 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,334 >> OKAY, LOOK, ANGELA... 1212 00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:32,334 >> GO! 1213 00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:44,999 >> 1214 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:55,792 >> I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WOULDN’T 1215 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:59,083 TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1216 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,417 >> WEREN’T YOU KIND OF KEEPING 1217 00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,999 SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM HIM, 1218 00:51:01,999 --> 00:51:03,667 TOO? 1219 00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:05,959 I’M JUST SAYIN’. 1220 00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:11,751 >> WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 1221 00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:16,876 >> FUCK IT.I’LLMARRY YOU. 1222 00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:18,834 WE CAN BE VIRGINALANDMARRIED. 1223 00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:19,999 THAT OUGHTA MAKE US ELIGIBLE 1224 00:51:19,999 --> 00:51:21,999 FOR SAINTHOOD. 1225 00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,083 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR 1226 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,667 COMMITMENT ISSUES? 1227 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,501 >> WE BICKER ALL THE TIME 1228 00:51:25,501 --> 00:51:26,375 ANYWAY. WE’RE PRACTICALLY 1229 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,918 MARRIED ALREADY. 1230 00:51:28,918 --> 00:51:31,042 >> THAT IS TRUE. 1231 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:34,584 >> I’M KINDA CUTE. 1232 00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:36,542 >> YOU’REVERYCUTE. 1233 00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:39,459 IN FACT, YOU’RE VERY HOT. 1234 00:51:39,459 --> 00:51:40,999 >> IT’S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1235 00:51:40,999 --> 00:51:42,459 >> PROMISE? 1236 00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:44,167 >> YEP. WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT. 1237 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,167 >> OKAY. 1238 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,042 >> I HEAR YOU GOT DUMPED. 1239 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,999 >> NO MORE INTERNET ADVICE. 1240 00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:51,999 I’M NOT IN THE MOOD. 1241 00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:53,667 >> WELL, IT WOULDN’T HAVE 1242 00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:55,042 WORKED OUT ANYWAY. 1243 00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:55,999 >> WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED 1244 00:51:55,999 --> 00:51:57,083 TO MEAN? 1245 00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,042 >> I’M TIRED OF SEEING YOU GET 1246 00:51:58,042 --> 00:51:59,334 INTO THESE RELATIONSHIPS AND 1247 00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:00,999 WATCHING THEM ALL END 1248 00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:03,876 THE SAME WAY. 1249 00:52:03,876 --> 00:52:05,999 AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM? 1250 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:08,209 >> ALMOST FOUR MONTHS. 1251 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,459 >> YOU CAN’T EXPECT TO 1252 00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:11,417 KNOW SOMEONE THAT SOON. 1253 00:52:11,417 --> 00:52:13,083 YOU’LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE. 1254 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:15,459 >> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 1255 00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:16,584 >> YOU’RE YOUNG. 1256 00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:17,999 WHAT’S THE RUSH? 1257 00:52:17,999 --> 00:52:19,751 >> I’M READY TO SHARE MY LIFE 1258 00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:21,999 WITH SOMEBODY. 1259 00:52:21,999 --> 00:52:23,999 >> AND SOMEDAY YOU’LL MEET 1260 00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:25,417 SOMEONE WHO’LL MAKE YOU-- 1261 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:27,999 >> I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG. 1262 00:52:27,999 --> 00:52:29,834 >> WHY? 1263 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:32,834 >> BECAUSE I’M PREGNANT. 1264 00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:35,292 >> IS HE THE FATHER? 1265 00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:44,250 >> CAN YOU HELP ME? 1266 00:52:49,459 --> 00:52:50,667 >> LORD. 1267 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,584 >> 1268 00:52:53,584 --> 00:52:55,000 YOU THINK I’M FAT, HUH? 1269 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,834 >> I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING. 1270 00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:03,042 >> GOD, WHO’S GONNA WANT TO 1271 00:53:03,042 --> 00:53:05,292 MARRY A WHALE? 1272 00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:06,999 >> IT’S GONNA BE OKAY. 1273 00:53:06,999 --> 00:53:08,999 >> GET AWAY FROM ME! 1274 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:10,792 I’M SORRY. 1275 00:53:14,999 --> 00:53:17,999 SAY SOMETHING. 1276 00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:18,834 >> YOU LOOK LIKE 1277 00:53:18,834 --> 00:53:20,667 ONE OF THOSE CUTE WHALES... 1278 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,999 FROM SEAWORLD. 1279 00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:29,000 >> LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU. 1280 00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:33,999 OH, GOD. 1281 00:53:33,999 --> 00:53:37,125 >> 1282 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,834 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1283 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:40,584 >> NICE-BUT-BORING GUY. 1284 00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,459 HE TURNED INTO STALKER GUY 1285 00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:43,542 EVER SINCE I TOLD HIM HE COULD 1286 00:53:43,542 --> 00:53:45,417 BE TINY’S DAD. 1287 00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:47,000 >> MM-MM-MM. 1288 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,375 BABY PAPA DRAMA. 1289 00:53:51,501 --> 00:53:52,375 >> DON’T CHANGE YET. 1290 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:53,626 >> WHY? 1291 00:53:53,626 --> 00:53:55,999 >> TRUST ME. 1292 00:53:58,876 --> 00:53:59,999 HEY. 1293 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:03,417 >> IS THAT FOR YOU? 1294 00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:04,375 >> DON’T ASK. 1295 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,709 HEY. 1296 00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,999 >> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1297 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:10,999 >> 1298 00:54:15,999 --> 00:54:17,792 >> I INVITED HIM. 1299 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:18,751 THOUGHT HE SHOULD SEE YOU 1300 00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:19,501 BEFORE YOU’RE FORCED 1301 00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:21,167 TO MARRY ME. 1302 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,876 >> THIS WAS A MISTAKE. 1303 00:54:22,876 --> 00:54:23,459 >> NO. 1304 00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:24,999 IF ABBA CAN GET BACK TOGETHER, 1305 00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,709 I’M SURE YOU TWO CAN WORK OUT 1306 00:54:26,709 --> 00:54:27,999 YOUR DIFFERENCES. 1307 00:54:27,999 --> 00:54:30,792 >> ABBA NEVER GOT BACK TOGETHER. 1308 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:32,834 >> HEY. 1309 00:54:34,999 --> 00:54:37,834 LOOK, I MESSED UP... 1310 00:54:37,834 --> 00:54:39,999 AND I’M SORRY. 1311 00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:43,334 IT’S JUST... 1312 00:54:43,334 --> 00:54:44,999 I’M 30 YEARS OLD AND I’VE 1313 00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:47,250 NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 1314 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,459 AND I GOT SCARED. 1315 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:52,999 >> TELL ME SOMETHING 1316 00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:55,999 I DON’T KNOW. 1317 00:54:55,999 --> 00:54:57,000 >> YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE 1318 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,459 I WANT TO BE WITH... 1319 00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:00,459 AND I’M READY TO MAKE 1320 00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:02,334 A COMMITMENT TO YOU. 1321 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,834 >> NO RING? 1322 00:55:09,834 --> 00:55:11,709 >> 1323 00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:19,042 >> WHAT IS THAT? 1324 00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:20,751 >> STEAK FAT SANDWICH WITH MAYO, 1325 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,292 SIROCHI SAUCE, VELVEETA CHEESE 1326 00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:23,834 AND PICKLES. CAN’T GET ENOUGH 1327 00:55:23,834 --> 00:55:24,999 OF THESE. 1328 00:55:24,999 --> 00:55:27,000 >> THAT LOOKS GOOD. 1329 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,626 YEAH? 1330 00:55:32,334 --> 00:55:33,709 MMM! 1331 00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:35,667 MMM! 1332 00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:37,167 >> SO THIS IS THE LAST 1333 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,417 CANDIDATE, HUH? 1334 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,918 >> HMM. MR. HOTTIE. 1335 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,375 >> CAN WE JUSTFUCK? 1336 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,375 >> 1337 00:56:22,876 --> 00:56:24,167 >> OHH! 1338 00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:27,751 WHOO! 1339 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:34,709 >> I CAN’T BELIEVE 1340 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,709 YOU JUST FAKED THAT. 1341 00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:37,792 >> 1342 00:56:37,792 --> 00:56:39,292 I... 1343 00:56:39,292 --> 00:56:40,999 I CAME A LITTLE. 1344 00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:42,209 >> I’VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE 1345 00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:44,999 OF THAT FACE BEFORE. 1346 00:56:44,999 --> 00:56:45,999 WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU 1347 00:56:45,999 --> 00:56:49,083 FEEL MORE...SATISFIED? 1348 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:02,626 >> FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH THIS 1349 00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:05,000 WHILE I MASTURBATE? 1350 00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:09,000 AND NO, I-I’M NOT GAY. 1351 00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:14,542 >> OKAY. 1352 00:57:16,999 --> 00:57:17,584 >> DO YOU WANT US 1353 00:57:17,584 --> 00:57:19,501 TO GO WITH YOU? 1354 00:57:19,501 --> 00:57:21,999 >> NO. I GOT THIS. 1355 00:57:24,459 --> 00:57:25,834 >> BYE, MOMMY. 1356 00:57:25,834 --> 00:57:27,292 >> I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT 1357 00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,667 ABOUT YOU SINCE THAT NIGHT. 1358 00:57:30,999 --> 00:57:32,042 BY THE WAY, WHAT-- 1359 00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:33,125 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1360 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,375 YOU’RE FAT. 1361 00:57:36,459 --> 00:57:38,501 >> I’M PREGNANT, RETARD. 1362 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:41,000 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’RE ONE 1363 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,501 OF THE CONTENDERS. 1364 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:43,792 I’M GONNA NEED A SAMPLE 1365 00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,584 FROM YOU. 1366 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,417 >> FUCK ME WITH YOUR FINGERS 1367 00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,999 WHILE I JIZZ INTO IT? 1368 00:57:57,999 --> 00:57:59,709 >> ♪ I WANNA FIGHT IN THE NIGHT 1369 00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:01,000 ♪ FIGHT, RUN A RED LIGHT 1370 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,626 ♪ DRINK CYANIDE 1371 00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,083 ♪ GET FUCKED TONIGHT 1372 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:05,209 ♪ I WANNA GET HIGH 1373 00:58:05,209 --> 00:58:07,250 ♪ GET A WHITE LINE, DRINK WINE 1374 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:07,999 ♪ SMOKE, NICE TIME 1375 00:58:07,999 --> 00:58:10,000 ♪ I WANNA GET WASTED 1376 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,459 ♪ I’LL DO WHAT I WANT 1377 00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:15,125 ♪ I’LL DO IT BETTER 1378 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,999 ♪ THAN YOU DO... 1379 00:58:16,999 --> 00:58:18,999 >> 1380 00:58:28,999 --> 00:58:30,334 >> YOU KNOW I’LL TAKE CARE 1381 00:58:30,334 --> 00:58:32,375 OF THE BABY. 1382 00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:37,999 >> I WISH THINGS WERE 1383 00:58:37,999 --> 00:58:39,792 DIFFERENT, TOO. 1384 00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,542 IT’S OKAY. I WOULDN’T HAVE 1385 00:58:41,542 --> 00:58:43,584 CHOSEN ME EITHER. 1386 00:58:45,501 --> 00:58:46,125 LET’S JUST PRETEND 1387 00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,792 WE NEVER MET. 1388 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,999 OKAY? 1389 00:58:52,751 --> 00:58:53,417 >> THAT’S THE SADDEST THING 1390 00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,000 I’VE EVER HEARD. 1391 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:57,459 >> EXCUSE ME. 1392 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:02,667 >> Nikki: AND I HAVE A TOWN 1393 00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,042 MEETING ON FRIDAY, BUT I THINK 1394 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,834 IT WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS TO MEET 1395 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:06,999 WITH THE BUSINESS OWNERS FIRST, 1396 00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:08,375 GET THEIR POINTS OF INTEREST, 1397 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:10,709 AND THEN MEET WITH THE MAYOR. 1398 00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:14,042 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1399 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,709 >> I CAN’T MARRY YOU. 1400 00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:23,999 I’M IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 1401 00:59:28,292 --> 00:59:30,751 >> I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 1402 00:59:30,751 --> 00:59:32,250 YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE 1403 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:35,250 A BROTHER TO ME, AND SO SEX 1404 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,626 IS A LITTLE ICKY, BUT... 1405 00:59:37,626 --> 00:59:41,167 WHO’S GONNA TELL OUR PARENTS? 1406 00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:43,918 >> I’LL TELL ’EM. 1407 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:47,375 >> I STILL HAVEN’T GIVEN UP YET. 1408 00:59:49,459 --> 00:59:50,167 >> ARE YOU TALKING TO 1409 00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:51,999 YOUR STOMACH AGAIN? 1410 00:59:51,999 --> 00:59:55,250 SO, UM... 1411 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,584 WHAT IF NONE OF THEM 1412 00:59:56,584 --> 00:59:58,584 ARE THE FATHER? 1413 00:59:58,584 --> 01:00:00,999 >> ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE. 1414 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:10,999 >> I MEANT TO GIVE YOU THAT 1415 01:00:10,999 --> 01:00:12,999 EARLIER. 1416 01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:24,250 >>ACCORDING TO HIM, ANYWAY. 1417 01:00:26,209 --> 01:00:27,999 >> 1418 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,542 >> : HERE’S TO THE 1419 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,999 BEST FUCKIN’ PEOPLE I EVER 1420 01:00:30,999 --> 01:00:33,000 MET IN MY LIFE! 1421 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,042 >> Woman: I LOVE YOU, 1422 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:36,999 YOU ARE MYBESTFRIEND. 1423 01:00:36,999 --> 01:00:39,501 >> 1424 01:00:39,501 --> 01:00:40,959 >> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1425 01:00:40,959 --> 01:00:42,292 YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY 1426 01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:44,999 BEST FRIEND EVER. I LOVE YOU. 1427 01:00:44,999 --> 01:00:47,751 >> I...REMEMBER THAT. 1428 01:00:47,751 --> 01:00:49,459 >> REALLY? 1429 01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:50,751 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT 1430 01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:52,999 HAPPENED NEXT? 1431 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,626 >> 1432 01:01:01,209 --> 01:01:02,542 >> OH... 1433 01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,209 >> 1434 01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:07,167 >> GOD, I THOUGHT 1435 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,083 IT WAS A DREAM. 1436 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,999 HOW WAS I? 1437 01:01:11,999 --> 01:01:15,334 >> HA HA HA HA! 1438 01:01:15,334 --> 01:01:16,999 UH... 1439 01:01:16,999 --> 01:01:18,751 LET’S JUST SAY I’M NOT 1440 01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,167 GONNA SWITCH TEAMS 1441 01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:22,667 ANYTIME SOON. 1442 01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,918 >> BLOOD WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE. 1443 01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:41,999 >> HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE? 1444 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,209 >> WELL, I DON’T ADVISE YOU 1445 01:01:43,209 --> 01:01:44,999 HAVING A PATERNITY TEST UNTIL 1446 01:01:44,999 --> 01:01:46,999 AFTER THE BABY IS BORN. 1447 01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:48,876 THERE’S AN INCREASED RISK OF 1448 01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:50,792 MISCARRIAGE. 1449 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:52,125 >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO 1450 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,918 THROUGH TO GET THESE? 1451 01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:55,834 >> IT’S SAFER FOR THE BABY 1452 01:01:55,834 --> 01:01:56,918 THIS WAY. 1453 01:01:56,918 --> 01:01:57,709 >> CAN’T YOU JUST GIVE ME 1454 01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,999 A HINT 1455 01:02:13,999 --> 01:02:15,751 >> I’M SO SORRY. 1456 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,209 I WISH I HAD TOLD YOU 1457 01:02:18,209 --> 01:02:20,709 EVERYTHING. 1458 01:02:20,709 --> 01:02:23,375 I BROKE UP WITH MY FIANCEE. 1459 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,083 ANGELA... 1460 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:29,292 WOULDYOUDO ME THE HONOR 1461 01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:31,918 OF MARRYING ME? 1462 01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,125 >> NO!!! 1463 01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:35,125 MARRYME! 1464 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,999 ANGELA, MARRY ME! 1465 01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,542 >> 1466 01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:43,918 >> YOUR EX? 1467 01:02:43,918 --> 01:02:45,999 >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1468 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,918 >> ANGELA! 1469 01:02:54,918 --> 01:02:56,542 I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING! 1470 01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:58,250 WILL YOU MARRY-- 1471 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:07,334 >> OH, MY GOD. 1472 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,999 DID YOU REALLY BREAK UP 1473 01:03:09,999 --> 01:03:11,709 WITH HER? 1474 01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:28,334 >> I HOPE THAT’S A YES. 1475 01:03:28,334 --> 01:03:30,999 >> THAT’S ADEFINITEYES. 1476 01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:32,959 THIS IS THE RING MY FATHER 1477 01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:34,542 GAVE MY MOTHER. 1478 01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:38,083 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1479 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,876 >> NO. NO, YOU SAY NO, 1480 01:03:40,876 --> 01:03:42,501 ANGELA, YOU SAY NO-- 1481 01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:44,292 "NO, I WILLNOTMARRY YOU. 1482 01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:47,918 I WILLNOT."YOU SAY NO, OKAY? 1483 01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:50,876 I...I LOVE YOU. 1484 01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,250 >> BUT FIRST...WHO’S NIKKI? 1485 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,999 >> 1486 01:03:58,999 --> 01:04:01,584 NIKKI IS... 1487 01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:02,501 SHE’S PRACTICALLY 1488 01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:04,292 A SISTER TO ME. 1489 01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:05,999 WE’VE BOTH ALWAYS KNOWN 1490 01:04:05,999 --> 01:04:08,000 IT WASN’T RIGHT. 1491 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,999 OUR PARENTS PRACTICALLY 1492 01:04:08,999 --> 01:04:11,792 SET THE WHOLE THING UP. 1493 01:04:13,334 --> 01:04:16,334 I’VE NEVER LOVED HER. 1494 01:04:16,334 --> 01:04:19,167 I LOVEYOU. 1495 01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:21,834 >> THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 1496 01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:26,999 WAIT. 1497 01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:34,751 I HAVE YOUR RING, TOO. 1498 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,417 GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 1499 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:38,542 I HAVEN’T HAD A CHANCE 1500 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:39,918 TO RE-SIZE IT YET. 1501 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,751 IT’LL FIT ON YOUR PINKIE. 1502 01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:48,459 SPIT IT OUT. 1503 01:04:49,999 --> 01:04:50,709 >> MY PARENTS ARE 1504 01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:52,417 REALLYTRADITIONAL. 1505 01:04:52,417 --> 01:04:53,834 THEY’D WANT US TO GET MARRIED 1506 01:04:53,834 --> 01:04:55,667 BEFORE WE HAD THE BABY. 1507 01:04:55,667 --> 01:04:57,459 >> NO PROBLEM. GABRIEL AND I 1508 01:04:57,459 --> 01:04:58,792 ALREADY PLANNED THE WHOLE 1509 01:04:58,792 --> 01:04:59,751 THING OUT. 1510 01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:01,584 HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEK? 1511 01:05:01,584 --> 01:05:02,999 >> YEAH, RIGHT. 1512 01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:05,083 >> I’M SERIOUS. 1513 01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,459 >> REALLY? 1514 01:05:06,459 --> 01:05:08,999 >> UH-HUH. 1515 01:05:08,999 --> 01:05:10,042 >> OKAY. 1516 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:11,999 >> OKAY. 1517 01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:15,792 >> AAAAH! 1518 01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:18,250 OH! I ALWAYS KNEW 1519 01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:19,999 YOU COULD DO IT! 1520 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,501 I’M GONNA GO TELL FRED 1521 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,334 THE GOOD NEWS. 1522 01:05:26,999 --> 01:05:28,834 >> ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM? 1523 01:05:28,834 --> 01:05:29,999 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1524 01:05:29,999 --> 01:05:31,792 >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 1525 01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:33,876 YOU’RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO. 1526 01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:35,250 >> EVERYTHING’S JUST STARTING TO 1527 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,375 COME TOGETHER THE WAY IT’S 1528 01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:38,167 SUPPOSED TO. 1529 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:40,375 >> LOOK, ALL RELATIONSHIPS 1530 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:43,999 ARE MARATHONS, NOT A SPRINT. 1531 01:05:43,999 --> 01:05:45,709 >> I’M A SPRINTER. 1532 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,083 >> ALL I’M ASKING IS THAT 1533 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:48,792 YOU SLOW IT DOWN-- 1534 01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:50,501 FOR ONCE. 1535 01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:01,167 >> MMM. 1536 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:05,959 HELLO, TINY. 1537 01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:07,000 HELLO, MOMMY 1538 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,417 AND FUTURE WIFE. 1539 01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:09,999 MMM. 1540 01:06:11,999 --> 01:06:12,918 I TOLD MY PARENTS 1541 01:06:12,918 --> 01:06:14,834 THE GOOD NEWS. 1542 01:06:14,834 --> 01:06:16,000 THEY INVITED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 1543 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,999 OVER FOR BRUNCH. 1544 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:58,876 >> JEFFERSON. 1545 01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:00,751 WHY DON’T YOU SHOW OUR GUESTS 1546 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:03,709 AROUND THE HOUSE, HUH? 1547 01:07:04,999 --> 01:07:06,501 >> JEFFERSON. 1548 01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:09,751 >> ANGELA, DO YOU MIND 1549 01:07:09,751 --> 01:07:12,334 KEEPING US COMPANY? 1550 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,375 >> PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP. 1551 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:26,999 SO, UH, WELCOME TO 1552 01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:29,999 OUR HUMBLE ABODE. 1553 01:07:29,999 --> 01:07:31,375 >> JEFFERSON-- 1554 01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:35,292 >> LOOK, A JACUZZI! 1555 01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:39,083 >> YOU THINK WE’RE MAKING 1556 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,999 A MISTAKE, I KNOW. 1557 01:07:40,999 --> 01:07:43,918 MY PARENTS THINK THE SAME THING. 1558 01:07:43,918 --> 01:07:45,042 >> IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER 1559 01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:47,709 WHATITHINK. 1560 01:07:47,709 --> 01:07:49,250 YOU KNOW, I WAS ALMOST YOUR AGE 1561 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,375 WHEN I MARRIED ANGELA’S MOTHER. 1562 01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:52,709 I ALWAYS WISHED THAT SOMEBODY 1563 01:07:52,709 --> 01:07:54,999 HAD SAT ME DOWN AND TALKED TO ME 1564 01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,999 ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. 1565 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:01,959 >> MR. YANG, WITH ALL DUE 1566 01:08:01,959 --> 01:08:04,209 RESPECT, ANGELA AND I ALREADY 1567 01:08:04,209 --> 01:08:05,334 KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS 1568 01:08:05,334 --> 01:08:06,751 AND THE BEES. 1569 01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:08,417 >> OKAY... 1570 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:11,709 LET’S JUST TALK BEES, THEN. 1571 01:08:11,709 --> 01:08:13,667 ONE BEE. 1572 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:15,375 A BEE IS DEVOTED TO A SINGLE 1573 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:18,375 QUEEN ITS WHOLE LIFE. 1574 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,083 ITS VERY EXISTENCE DEPENDS ON 1575 01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,375 KEEPING HER ALIVE. 1576 01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,709 >> I DON’T PLAN ON POLLINATING 1577 01:08:24,709 --> 01:08:27,000 ANY OTHER FLOWERS, SIR. 1578 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,999 >> WHAT I’M REALLY TRYING 1579 01:08:27,999 --> 01:08:29,999 TO SAY IS... 1580 01:08:29,999 --> 01:08:31,999 I WANT YOU... 1581 01:08:31,999 --> 01:08:34,501 TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER. 1582 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,751 >> SIR, I LOVE ANGELA IN 1583 01:08:37,751 --> 01:08:40,999 MORE WAYS THAN SHE KNOWS. 1584 01:08:42,209 --> 01:08:44,292 >> THEN WELCOME TO THE HIVE! 1585 01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:46,999 >> THANK YOU. 1586 01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:49,375 >> JEFFERSON NEVER WANTED TO BE 1587 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,918 A POLICEMAN OR FIREMAN LIKE 1588 01:08:51,918 --> 01:08:54,000 THE OTHER BOYS. 1589 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,000 HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAYOR-- 1590 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,834 LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER 1591 01:08:58,834 --> 01:09:00,999 BACK IN TAIWAN. 1592 01:09:00,999 --> 01:09:02,000 >> AND WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT 1593 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,999 THE PRESIDENT IS HIGHER THAN 1594 01:09:03,999 --> 01:09:05,542 THE MAYOR, HE WANTED TO BE 1595 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:06,667 PRESIDENT! 1596 01:09:06,667 --> 01:09:09,667 HA HA HA HA! 1597 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:10,250 >> I THINK HE’D MAKE 1598 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,999 A GREAT CHEF. 1599 01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,501 >> HA HA HA HA! 1600 01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:19,667 JEFFERSON CAN’T COOK! NO! 1601 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,999 >> 1602 01:09:21,999 --> 01:09:23,334 >> OH. OH--OH, DEAR. 1603 01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,501 OH, NO, NO, DEAR, DEAR. 1604 01:09:25,501 --> 01:09:26,999 ANGELA, SHE DOESN’T MEAN 1605 01:09:26,999 --> 01:09:28,542 ANYTHING BY THIS. 1606 01:09:28,542 --> 01:09:29,999 IT’S JUST THAT THIS ALL CAME 1607 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,667 AS A SHOCK TO US. 1608 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:35,125 I THINK WE WILL ALL FEEL BETTER 1609 01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:38,000 IF YOU TOOK A PATERNITY TEST. 1610 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,959 THAT WAY THERE’D BE NO QUESTION 1611 01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:42,125 AS TO WHO THE FATHER IS. 1612 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,999 YES DEAR, YES DEAR. 1613 01:09:43,999 --> 01:09:45,999 >> KLEENEX. 1614 01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:48,584 >> IT’S ALL RIGHT. IT’S OKAY. 1615 01:09:49,999 --> 01:09:52,292 >> 1616 01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:56,083 >> THIS IS GONNA BE 1617 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,584 YOUR FATHER, TINY. 1618 01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:58,501 TRY YOUR BEST TO LOOK 1619 01:09:58,501 --> 01:10:00,417 LIKE HIM, OKAY? 1620 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:05,167 >> HEY. 1621 01:10:06,542 --> 01:10:07,167 >> I CAN’T GO THROUGH 1622 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,417 WITH THIS. 1623 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,334 >> OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 1624 01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:12,209 I’M NERVOUS TOO. 1625 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,918 I CAN’T BELIEVE WE FOUND PEOPLE 1626 01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:15,999 WHO WOULD ACTUALLY MARRY US. 1627 01:10:15,999 --> 01:10:18,999 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 1628 01:10:18,999 --> 01:10:20,751 >> IT’S YOUR BACHELOR PARTY. 1629 01:10:20,751 --> 01:10:23,125 GO. HAVE SOME FUN. 1630 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,125 >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I’LL CHECK 1631 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:26,709 ON YOU IN A BIT. 1632 01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,459 EEE! 1633 01:10:28,459 --> 01:10:29,999 OH--OH! 1634 01:10:29,999 --> 01:10:31,292 OH! 1635 01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:33,584 BIG! 1636 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:42,999 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT’LL BE 1637 01:10:42,999 --> 01:10:45,000 LIKE WHEN YOU TWO GROW OLD? 1638 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,542 WILL YOU STILL BE IN LOVE? 1639 01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:51,000 WILL YOU HAVE SEX? 1640 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,542 WILL YOU BICKER? 1641 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,125 >> WE’LL BE WRINKLED. 1642 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:59,334 THAT’S ALL I’M SURE OF. 1643 01:10:59,334 --> 01:11:01,999 >> AND THAT DOESN’T BOTHER YOU? 1644 01:11:01,999 --> 01:11:02,999 >> I’M PRETTY SURE WE’LL BE 1645 01:11:02,999 --> 01:11:05,000 WRINKLEDTOGETHER. 1646 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,250 KNOWING THAT, IT’S ENOUGH. 1647 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,959 AND HOPEFULLY BY THEN GABRIEL’S 1648 01:11:10,959 --> 01:11:13,542 TOO SENILE TO FIGHT AND HAS HIS 1649 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:15,999 HANDS ON A LOT OF VIAGRA. 1650 01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:19,250 >> 1651 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,792 >> YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 1652 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,083 >> I’LL BE BACK. 1653 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:25,167 >> OKAY. 1654 01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:30,292 I FEEL AWFUL. 1655 01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,667 >> OH, WELL, 1656 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,999 YOU LOOKBEAUTIFUL. 1657 01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:36,250 >> THANK YOU. 1658 01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,999 >> YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I 1659 01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:39,459 LIVED OUR ENTIRE LIVES AS 1660 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,292 STRANGERS, ONLY BECAUSE WE 1661 01:11:41,292 --> 01:11:43,167 COULDN’T TRUST EACH OTHER 1662 01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:45,999 ENOUGH TO TELL THE TRUTH. 1663 01:11:45,999 --> 01:11:46,999 >> BUT YOU BOTH SEEMED 1664 01:11:46,999 --> 01:11:48,000 SO HAPPY. 1665 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,834 >> WELL, SHE WAS... 1666 01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:51,000 SHE WAS GOOD AT PRETENDING 1667 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,459 THAT EVERYTHING WAS OKAY. 1668 01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:55,417 BUT SHE WAS BITTER AND ANGRY 1669 01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:57,626 WHEN...WHEN SHE REALIZED 1670 01:11:57,626 --> 01:12:01,999 THAT HER FANTASY WAS NOT REAL. 1671 01:12:01,999 --> 01:12:03,501 YOUR SISTER IS ABOUT TEN YEARS 1672 01:12:03,501 --> 01:12:06,667 AWAY FROM THAT REALIZATION. 1673 01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:08,250 PLEASE... 1674 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:09,375 DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES 1675 01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,999 WE DID. 1676 01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:13,876 BE HONEST. 1677 01:12:13,876 --> 01:12:15,999 YOU OWE IT TO JEFFERSON, 1678 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,876 AND YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF. 1679 01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:21,501 >> ANGELA? 1680 01:12:21,501 --> 01:12:23,459 IT’S TIME. 1681 01:13:06,167 --> 01:13:09,459 >> WHERE ARE YOU PARENTS? 1682 01:13:09,459 --> 01:13:11,918 >> THEY COULDN’T MAKE IT. 1683 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:14,584 >> Man: NOW, IF THE GROOMS WILL 1684 01:13:14,584 --> 01:13:17,209 PLEASE BEGIN THEIR VOWS. 1685 01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:17,999 >> I WANT TO MARRY YOU 1686 01:13:17,999 --> 01:13:20,792 BECAUSE... 1687 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,709 I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING 1688 01:13:22,709 --> 01:13:26,626 AND SEE YOUR FACE NEXT TO MINE. 1689 01:13:26,626 --> 01:13:28,125 BECAUSE... 1690 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,083 I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE BEFORE 1691 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:32,959 I EVEN MET YOU. 1692 01:13:32,959 --> 01:13:33,918 BECAUSE I WANT TO GROW OLD 1693 01:13:33,918 --> 01:13:35,792 WITH YOU... 1694 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:39,751 AND SIT ON A PORCH SWING... 1695 01:13:39,751 --> 01:13:42,209 AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW FOOLISH 1696 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,626 I SOUND RIGHT NOW. 1697 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:45,999 >> WELL, WHAT IF WHEN WE GROW 1698 01:13:45,999 --> 01:13:49,292 OLD WE DON’T TO SHARE A PORCH 1699 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,999 SWING AND LAUGH? 1700 01:13:51,999 --> 01:13:54,999 >> I DON’T KNOW. 1701 01:13:54,999 --> 01:13:57,250 >> MAYBE, THEN, WE CAN CRY 1702 01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:59,626 INSTEAD OF LAUGH... 1703 01:13:59,626 --> 01:14:01,083 ABOUT HOW IT WASN’T EXACTLY 1704 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,999 HOW WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 1705 01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:05,918 AND MAYBE AFTER ALL THOSE TEARS 1706 01:14:05,918 --> 01:14:07,792 IT WILLBETHE WAY WE WANTED 1707 01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:09,459 IT TO BE. 1708 01:14:09,459 --> 01:14:11,999 >> MAYBE. 1709 01:14:11,999 --> 01:14:13,125 >> ALL I’M ASKING FOR IS 1710 01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:15,834 COMPLETE AND TOTAL HONESTY, 1711 01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:18,334 NO MATTER WHAT. 1712 01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:23,501 YOU PROMISE? 1713 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,417 >> I DO. 1714 01:14:26,999 --> 01:14:29,125 >> 1715 01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:38,209 >> WOW. 1716 01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:46,042 I, UH... 1717 01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:47,792 I... 1718 01:14:48,876 --> 01:14:50,626 I’M NOT FOLLOWIN’ THAT! 1719 01:14:50,626 --> 01:14:51,999 >> 1720 01:14:51,999 --> 01:14:52,999 >> UM... 1721 01:14:52,999 --> 01:14:56,167 I PROMISE EVERYTHINGTHEYSAID. 1722 01:14:58,292 --> 01:14:59,334 >> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME. 1723 01:14:59,334 --> 01:15:01,334 HOW CAN YOU PROMISE THAT? 1724 01:15:01,334 --> 01:15:02,999 >> UH... 1725 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,459 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1726 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,626 >> THERE’S A ONE-IN-FIVE CHANCE 1727 01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:09,334 YOU COULD BE THE FATHER. 1728 01:15:09,334 --> 01:15:10,999 I WON’T KNOW UNTIL AFTER 1729 01:15:10,999 --> 01:15:14,083 TINY’S BORN. 1730 01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:19,667 >> I’M NOT THE FATHER? 1731 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,250 >> I DON’T KNOW RIGHT NOW. 1732 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,083 AND I WOULDN’T BLAME YOU IF YOU 1733 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,334 TURNED AROUND AND WALKED AWAY. 1734 01:15:28,999 --> 01:15:31,167 I’M A SLUT. 1735 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:34,459 HOW’S THAT FIT INTO 1736 01:15:34,459 --> 01:15:36,999 YOUR PERFECT LIFE? 1737 01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,667 >> ANGELA! 1738 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,834 ANGELA! 1739 01:15:58,584 --> 01:16:00,334 SO MAYBE YOU’RE NOT PERFECT. 1740 01:16:00,334 --> 01:16:02,334 I KNOWI’MNOT. 1741 01:16:02,334 --> 01:16:04,083 ALL I’VE EVER REALLY BEEN GOOD 1742 01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:05,334 AT IN MY LIFE IS FOLLOWING 1743 01:16:05,334 --> 01:16:07,209 ORDERS. 1744 01:16:07,209 --> 01:16:09,667 I’VE JUST ALWAYS BEEN SCARED-- 1745 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:13,125 SCARED OF DISAPPOINTING PEOPLE. 1746 01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:16,834 I CHOKED UNDER THE PRESSURE, 1747 01:16:16,834 --> 01:16:19,083 AND...THE ONLY REASON I EVEN 1748 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,542 GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL WAS BECAUSE 1749 01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,876 MY DAD HAD TO BUY ME IN. 1750 01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:24,167 DON’T YOU SEE? 1751 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:27,542 WE’RE BOTH PERFECTLY IMPERFECT. 1752 01:16:34,626 --> 01:16:37,334 >> BUT I STILL CAN’T MARRY YOU. 1753 01:16:37,334 --> 01:16:38,626 I THOUGHT I WANTED WHAT 1754 01:16:38,626 --> 01:16:40,417 YOU CAN OFFER ME-- 1755 01:16:40,417 --> 01:16:41,459 THE PERFECT FAMILY WITH 1756 01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:44,542 THE PERFECT LIFE. 1757 01:16:45,626 --> 01:16:48,083 BUT I DON’T WANT THAT ANYMORE. 1758 01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:52,999 I’M SORRY. 1759 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:55,999 I NEED SOME TIME BY MYSELF. 1760 01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:23,959 >> Lawrence: THOSE ARE VALUABLE. 1761 01:17:30,042 --> 01:17:31,042 FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, I THINK 1762 01:17:31,042 --> 01:17:33,876 YOU’RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 1763 01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:39,999 >> SO, UM, DOES THIS MEAN YOU’RE 1764 01:17:39,999 --> 01:17:41,292 NOT LOOKING FOR THE SPERM DONOR 1765 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,584 ANYMORE? 1766 01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:47,417 >> WE’LL BE OKAY. 1767 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,792 BUT I WANTED TO ASK YOU TWO 1768 01:17:49,792 --> 01:17:52,999 IF YOU WOULD BE HIS FATHERS. 1769 01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:58,751 >> CAN I NAME HIM? 1770 01:17:58,751 --> 01:17:59,584 >> NO. 1771 01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:00,584 NO. 1772 01:18:00,584 --> 01:18:01,999 >> 1773 01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,083 >> Sister:ANGELA! ANGELA! 1774 01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,375 >> OH, GOD. 1775 01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:06,999 >>ANGELA, I CAN HEAR YOU! 1776 01:18:06,999 --> 01:18:08,999 OPEN THIS DOOR! 1777 01:18:10,709 --> 01:18:12,125 ARE YOU 1778 01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:14,542 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 1779 01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:17,999 >> THIS IS MY LIFE, NOT YOURS. 1780 01:18:21,209 --> 01:18:22,250 I’LL DO WHAT I NEED TO 1781 01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:24,918 TO TAKE CARE OF TINY. 1782 01:18:24,918 --> 01:18:25,959 AND AS FAR AS LIVING YOUR 1783 01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:29,292 LIFE...YOU CAN HAVE IT. 1784 01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:32,626 IT’S NOT ME. 1785 01:18:48,999 --> 01:18:51,584 >>♪ I LIKE BOYS FROM AFRICA 1786 01:18:51,584 --> 01:18:54,959 ♪ SOUTH AMERICA AND ASIA 1787 01:18:54,959 --> 01:18:56,334 ♪ I LIKE BOYS FROM... 1788 01:18:56,334 --> 01:18:59,042 >> SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1789 01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:01,083 >> THESE ARE REALLY GOOD. 1790 01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:01,999 WHY DIDN’T YOU SHOW ME 1791 01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:03,501 THESE EARLIER? 1792 01:19:03,501 --> 01:19:05,292 >> OH, GOOD. I WAS STARTING TO 1793 01:19:05,292 --> 01:19:06,375 WONDER IF WE WERE GONNA BE ABLE 1794 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,709 TO AFFORD TO RAISE THIS KID. 1795 01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:10,667 SO SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH? 1796 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:11,834 >> LET’S SEE WHAT THE BUYERS 1797 01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:12,501 THINK. 1798 01:19:12,501 --> 01:19:13,999 >> OKAY. ’CAUSE WE JUST 1799 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,417 WANT HIM TO EAT. 1800 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,876 >> 1801 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,125 >> SHUT UP! YOU’RE DISINVITED 1802 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,999 FROM THE BIRTH. 1803 01:19:24,999 --> 01:19:27,125 >> FINE. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. 1804 01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:29,792 >> GO WAIT IN THE CAR. 1805 01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:31,584 >> 1806 01:19:32,999 --> 01:19:34,876 >> GUYS... 1807 01:19:34,876 --> 01:19:35,999 I THINK I’M HAVING A BABY. 1808 01:19:35,999 --> 01:19:36,792 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 1809 01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:37,751 WE KNOW, WE KNOW. 1810 01:19:37,751 --> 01:19:38,999 >> NO, RIGHT NOW. 1811 01:19:38,999 --> 01:19:40,042 >> HMM? 1812 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,125 >> YEAH. 1813 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,250 >> OKAY, WE WANT TO CALL 1814 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,417 DR. RICHARDS. 1815 01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:46,459 WE WANT TO CALL YOUR DAD. 1816 01:19:46,459 --> 01:19:48,125 >> WE’RE GOING! WE’RE GONNA GO 1817 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,876 RIGHT NOW! 1818 01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:54,292 >> SHE’S GONNA HAVE A BABY! 1819 01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:57,375 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD-- 1820 01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:58,417 >> Angela:I THOUGHT I’D SPARE 1821 01:19:58,417 --> 01:19:59,999 YOU THE ICKY DETAILS. 1822 01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:02,999 AFTER FOURTEEN HOURS OF LABOR, 1823 01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:05,876 AND AN ETERNITY OF PUSHING... 1824 01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:08,250 YOU WERE BORN. 1825 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,292 BEFORE THAT POINT, I’VE NEVER 1826 01:20:10,292 --> 01:20:11,626 BEEN SURE OF ANYTHING 1827 01:20:11,626 --> 01:20:13,999 IN MY LIFE. 1828 01:20:13,999 --> 01:20:16,999 NOW I’M SURE OF ONE THING... 1829 01:20:16,999 --> 01:20:20,834 NO MATTER WHO THE FATHER IS... 1830 01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:22,999 YOU’RE ALL MINE. 1831 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,959 IT’S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU 1832 01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:34,999 FACE-TO-FACE. 1833 01:20:34,999 --> 01:20:36,834 I LOVE YOU. 1834 01:20:36,834 --> 01:20:37,999 >> HERE ARE THE RESULTS 1835 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:40,999 OF THE PATERNITY TEST. 1836 01:20:43,667 --> 01:20:45,667 >> I KNEW IT. 1837 01:20:52,999 --> 01:20:54,751 >> HI. 1838 01:20:57,876 --> 01:20:59,834 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. 1839 01:20:59,834 --> 01:21:01,459 >> HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU. 1840 01:21:01,459 --> 01:21:02,751 >> NO? 1841 01:21:02,751 --> 01:21:04,999 >> NO. 1842 01:21:04,999 --> 01:21:07,751 >> COME...MEET YOUR NEW NEPHEW 1843 01:21:07,751 --> 01:21:10,626 TUPAC. 1844 01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:12,417 I’M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 1845 01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:14,167 >> OH. RIGHT. 1846 01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:15,918 >> HI, LITTLE MOTHER. 1847 01:21:15,918 --> 01:21:17,250 >> 1848 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,417 >> HELLO, GRANDSON. 1849 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,999 >> 1850 01:21:21,999 --> 01:21:23,999 >> Gabriel:SO, UM... 1851 01:21:23,999 --> 01:21:25,459 DID YOU EVER FIND OUT 1852 01:21:25,459 --> 01:21:27,083 WHO THE FATHER WAS? 1853 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,667 >> YEP. 1854 01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:33,000 >> IS IT ME? 1855 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,626 >> NO. 1856 01:21:35,626 --> 01:21:38,999 >> SO WHO IS IT? 1857 01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:41,334 >> IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE. 1858 01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:43,125 >> HOW’D YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 1859 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:44,709 >> 1860 01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:47,042 >> YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW. 1861 01:21:48,999 --> 01:21:50,334 I’M SORRY, CARLTON. 1862 01:21:50,334 --> 01:21:52,999 HE’S NOT YOURS. 1863 01:21:58,417 --> 01:22:01,999 >> ♪... 1864 01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:16,584 >> HE SEEMED LIKE 1865 01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:18,000 SUCH A NICE GUY. 1866 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:18,999 >> OH, HE’LL BE FINE. 1867 01:22:18,999 --> 01:22:20,501 HE’S GOT AHUGE-- 1868 01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:21,999 >> GABRIEL. 1869 01:22:21,999 --> 01:22:23,125 >> HUGE. 1870 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:23,999 >> I DIDN’T KNOW THAT 1871 01:22:23,999 --> 01:22:26,542 THEY CAME IN THATSIZE. 1872 01:22:39,999 --> 01:22:40,999 >> HERE, LET ME HOLD HIM. 1873 01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,042 >> NO. 1874 01:22:42,042 --> 01:22:43,375 >> ANGELA AND I DECIDED THAT 1875 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,709 YOU SHOULDN’T HOLD THE BABY 1876 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:45,999 ANYMORE. 1877 01:22:45,999 --> 01:22:48,501 >> I DIDN’T MEAN TO DROP HIM. 1878 01:22:52,209 --> 01:22:54,000 >> 1879 01:22:57,501 --> 01:22:58,667 >> GREAT, BABY. 1880 01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:01,459 >> THANK YOU, DAD. 1881 01:23:01,459 --> 01:23:02,999 THANK YOU. 1882 01:23:02,999 --> 01:23:04,999 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 1883 01:23:04,999 --> 01:23:06,584 >> OH! I LOVE YOU! 1884 01:23:06,584 --> 01:23:08,292 >> CONGRATULATIONS, ANGELA. 1885 01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:09,709 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1886 01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:11,459 THANK YOU. 1887 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:14,999 HEY. 1888 01:23:16,918 --> 01:23:17,999 >> HEY. 1889 01:23:17,999 --> 01:23:19,792 >> GLAD YOU CAME. 1890 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:22,876 >> WELL, UM...CONGRATULATIONS. 1891 01:23:22,876 --> 01:23:25,167 I, UM, WELL, I WAS SURPRISED 1892 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,292 YOU INVITED ME. 1893 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:27,999 >> I WANTED TO CALL YOU AND I-- 1894 01:23:27,999 --> 01:23:30,751 >> NO, NO. NO. 1895 01:23:30,751 --> 01:23:33,999 LET’S START OVER. 1896 01:23:33,999 --> 01:23:35,751 JEFFERSON LEE. 1897 01:23:35,751 --> 01:23:37,000 FORMER POLITICIAN 1898 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,999 TURNED STRUGGLING COOK. 1899 01:23:38,999 --> 01:23:41,125 ALMOST MARRIED TWICE... 1900 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,999 IN LOVE ONCE. 1901 01:23:43,999 --> 01:23:46,626 AND YOU ARE? 1902 01:23:46,626 --> 01:23:48,751 >> HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 1903 01:23:51,334 --> 01:23:52,250 >> Angela:AND THEN WE ALL 1904 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:54,667 LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1905 01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:55,999 OR THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE 1906 01:23:55,999 --> 01:23:57,667 WANTS TO HEAR. 1907 01:23:57,667 --> 01:23:59,999 REALLY, TINY, IT DOESN’T MATTER 1908 01:23:59,999 --> 01:24:01,792 WHO I END UP WITH. 1909 01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:03,167 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS 1910 01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:05,125 THAT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT, 1911 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:06,417 NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE 1912 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,959 THINK. 1913 01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:09,042 AND I’LL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU 1914 01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:10,959 NO MATTER WHAT. 1915 01:24:10,959 --> 01:24:12,209 BUT YOU SHOULD DO EVERYTHING 1916 01:24:12,209 --> 01:24:13,999 I SAY, ALL THE TIME, AT LEAST 1917 01:24:13,999 --> 01:24:14,999 UNTIL YOU’RE EIGHTEEN 1918 01:24:14,999 --> 01:24:16,334 OR IN COLLEGE, AND THEN YOU CAN 1919 01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,000 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1920 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,209 GOD KNOWS I DID. 1921 01:24:20,209 --> 01:24:23,125 BUT THAT’S ANOTHER STORY. 1922 01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:27,417 >>♪... 1923 01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,459 >>♪ I WANNA FIGHT IN THE NIGHT 1924 01:24:32,459 --> 01:24:33,999 ♪ RUN A RED LIGHT 1925 01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:35,501 ♪ DRINK CYANIDE 1926 01:24:35,501 --> 01:24:36,999 ♪ GET FUCKED TONIGHT 1927 01:24:36,999 --> 01:24:38,042 ♪ I WANNA GET HIGH 1928 01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:39,999 ♪ GET A WHITE LINE, DRINK WINE 1929 01:24:39,999 --> 01:24:41,083 ♪ SMOKE, NICE TIME 1930 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,999 ♪ WANNA GET WASTED 1931 01:24:42,999 --> 01:24:45,417 ♪ I’LL DO WHAT I WANT 1932 01:24:45,417 --> 01:24:48,125 ♪ I’LL DO IT BETTER 1933 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:51,751 ♪ THAN YOU DO 1934 01:24:51,751 --> 01:24:53,626 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1935 01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:56,876 ♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH 1936 01:24:57,999 --> 01:24:59,417 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1937 01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:02,501 ♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH 1938 01:25:03,834 --> 01:25:05,417 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1939 01:25:05,417 --> 01:25:07,000 ♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH 1940 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,626 ♪ DOES THAT MAKE YOU NERVOUS? 1941 01:25:09,626 --> 01:25:12,626 ♪ THAT I LOOK HELPLESS 1942 01:25:12,626 --> 01:25:14,417 ♪ MAYBE I’M NOT 1943 01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:16,292 ♪ YOU’RE JUST CAUGHT IN A LINE 1944 01:25:16,292 --> 01:25:18,459 ♪ IN A VIOLENT SONG 1945 01:25:18,459 --> 01:25:20,999 ♪ I’LL GET WHAT I WANT 1946 01:25:20,999 --> 01:25:23,792 ♪ I’LL GET IT BETTER 1947 01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:27,250 ♪ THAN YOU DO 1948 01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:28,999 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1949 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:32,209 ♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH 1950 01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:35,125 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1951 01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:37,876 ♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH 1952 01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:40,999 ♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY 1953 01:25:40,999 --> 01:25:43,250 ♪ FUCKED-UP-- 1954 01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:45,334 >> ♪... 1955 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:56,501 >> 1956 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:11,751 >>♪ TELL ME 1957 01:26:11,751 --> 01:26:13,709 ♪ IS LOVE AN URBAN LEGEND 1958 01:26:13,709 --> 01:26:16,125 ♪ OR SOME TEST OF 1959 01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:18,209 ♪ CONTINUING EDUCATION 1960 01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:20,751 ♪ BUY YOUR ANSWERS 1961 01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:22,584 ♪ FROM SOME GUY NAMED PINKY 1962 01:26:22,584 --> 01:26:25,250 ♪ IN A DARKENED ALLEY 1963 01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,000 ♪ HALFWAY TO NOHO 1964 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,999 ♪ I AM LOOKIN’ FOR 1965 01:26:28,999 --> 01:26:30,417 ♪ THE PERFECT SNOWCONE 1966 01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:31,459 ♪ HOLDING ONE END 1967 01:26:31,459 --> 01:26:32,667 ♪ OF A WISHBONE 1968 01:26:32,667 --> 01:26:36,375 ♪ CALLING GOD ON A CELLPHONE 1969 01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:37,042 ♪ YEAH 1970 01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:39,459 ♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE 1971 01:26:39,459 --> 01:26:41,292 ♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK 1972 01:26:41,292 --> 01:26:43,999 ♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT 1973 01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:45,792 ♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME 1974 01:26:45,792 --> 01:26:48,042 ♪ THIS NOT A HEAD 1975 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,083 ♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART 1976 01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:51,709 ♪ JUST A SOUL 1977 01:26:51,709 --> 01:26:53,667 ♪ TOO FUNKY FOR YOUR MOTHER 1978 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,167 ♪ YEAH 1979 01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,792 ♪ PASSED OUT IN THE FOUNTAIN 1980 01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:06,999 ♪ WITH SOME PENNIES 1981 01:27:06,999 --> 01:27:09,501 ♪ OF SOMEBODY ELSE’S 1982 01:27:09,501 --> 01:27:10,792 ♪ FORTUNE 1983 01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:12,667 ♪ FORTUNATELY FOR YOU 1984 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,083 ♪ I BIDE MY TIME PACIFYING 1985 01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,876 ♪ EVERYONE BUT ME 1986 01:27:16,876 --> 01:27:18,667 ♪ WHAT MAKE ME HAPPY? 1987 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,626 ♪ LEAP YEAR AND BLACKJACK 1988 01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,250 ♪ I AM NEEDING MORE 1989 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,959 ♪ THAN FOOD AND WATER 1990 01:27:23,959 --> 01:27:25,999 ♪ A MAN TO BE HIS DAUGHTER 1991 01:27:25,999 --> 01:27:30,167 ♪ A REASON I SHOULD BOTHER 1992 01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:32,918 ♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE 1993 01:27:32,918 --> 01:27:34,751 ♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK 1994 01:27:34,751 --> 01:27:37,292 ♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT 1995 01:27:37,292 --> 01:27:39,042 ♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME 1996 01:27:39,042 --> 01:27:41,375 ♪ THIS IS NOT A HEAD 1997 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,501 ♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART 1998 01:27:43,501 --> 01:27:44,999 ♪ JUST A SOUL 1999 01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:47,125 ♪ TOO FUNKY FOR YOUR MOTHER 2000 01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,792 ♪ YEAH 2001 01:27:48,792 --> 01:27:51,042 ♪ I DON’T THINK SO 2002 01:27:56,918 --> 01:27:58,999 ♪ THERE’S A TIGER IN MY BEDROOM 2003 01:27:58,999 --> 01:28:01,334 ♪ A FIRE IN THE FRONT YARD 2004 01:28:01,334 --> 01:28:03,334 ♪ FAT LITTLE EGOS ON THE TV 2005 01:28:03,334 --> 01:28:05,584 ♪ NIELSON RATING THE MOONBEAMS 2006 01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:06,834 ♪ YOU BETTER LEAVE 2007 01:28:06,834 --> 01:28:08,334 ♪ BEFORE YOU BEG 2008 01:28:08,334 --> 01:28:09,000 ♪ I SEE THAT TAIL 2009 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,125 ♪ BETWEEN YOUR LEGS 2010 01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:11,167 ♪ IT’S NOT MY FAULT 2011 01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:12,751 ♪ I MADE YOU BLUSH 2012 01:28:12,751 --> 01:28:13,999 ♪ IT’S ALL THOSE CARNIVALS 2013 01:28:13,999 --> 01:28:17,042 ♪ YOU HAVE CRUSHED 2014 01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:33,334 ♪ NEEDING MORE 2015 01:28:33,334 --> 01:28:34,999 ♪ THAN FOOD AND WATER 2016 01:28:34,999 --> 01:28:36,999 ♪ A MAN TO BE HIS DAUGHTER 2017 01:28:36,999 --> 01:28:40,250 ♪ A REASON I SHOULD BOTHER 2018 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,125 ♪ I AM LOOKIN’ FOR 2019 01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:43,876 ♪ THE PERFECT SNOWCONE 2020 01:28:43,876 --> 01:28:45,876 ♪ HOLDING ONE END OF A WISHBONE 2021 01:28:45,876 --> 01:28:51,042 ♪ CALLING GOD ON A CELLPHONE 2022 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:52,417 ♪ OH YEAH 2023 01:28:52,417 --> 01:28:54,999 ♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE 2024 01:28:54,999 --> 01:28:56,959 ♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK 2025 01:28:56,959 --> 01:28:59,459 ♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT 2026 01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:01,250 ♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME 2027 01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:03,667 ♪ THIS IS NOT A HEAD 2028 01:29:03,667 --> 01:29:05,876 ♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART 2029 01:29:05,876 --> 01:29:07,250 ♪ JUST A SOUL 2030 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,125 ♪ IT’S JUST A SOUL, YEAH 2031 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:12,918 ♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE 2032 01:29:12,918 --> 01:29:14,709 ♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK 2033 01:29:14,709 --> 01:29:17,334 ♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT 2034 01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:19,000 ♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME 2035 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,292 ♪ THIS IT NOT A HEAD 2036 01:29:21,292 --> 01:29:23,125 ♪ IT’S NOT HEART... ♪ 114862

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