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What's wrong with you?
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Sometimes I dream.
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Dream? About what?
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It's dark
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there's a woman crying.
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Do you wanna do it again?
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OK
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Phil!
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Aw! Sick.
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Still got it.
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Stay back.
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You, you killed him!
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Shut up.
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Who are you?
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Who was that large cocked man?
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That was no man.
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That was something far worse.
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What was it?
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How the hell are you still alive ?
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What are you talkin' about?
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The water!
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The water.
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What water?
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You don't know about the water?
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What are we gonna do?
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The first thing you gonna do is shut the
fuck up and sit down.
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Let me think what we gonna do.
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Stay right here ladies.
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Who are you?
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Misandra
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They call me Phil
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Phil O'Ginny
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It's Irish.
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When did it happen?
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Twelve days ago
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Everything I ever loved...
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Everything anyone ever loved...
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It all went to hell.
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We are so in love
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To us,
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Fuck anybody who's not in love like we are
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Must be fags
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Total fuckin' queers
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Yield beast!
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Hey babe,
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Can you fix me a glass of water please?
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Of course.
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Thank you.
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Thanks babe.
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So how was your day?
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It was good, it was good.
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Hey you know that uh...
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that picture I have of you in my wallet?
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Yeah?
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I totally beat off to it during my lunch break.
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Ugh...
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What's wrong?
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I... I don't feel so good.
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I don't...
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I hate women!
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Ugh... I'm so fucking thirsty
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I'm almost out.
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I know of a well,
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It might be un-tainted.
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You can come with me...
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but you've gotta pull your weight.
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If all shit goes to hell,
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I will not hesitate to kill you and eat your
dead body for sustenance. Understand?
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You'll eat my corpse if you have to...
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Good. Lets go.
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That nice-boobed girl! We have to help her.
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No!
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No!
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Nooooo!
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She was so hot!
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Damn you!
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You son of a bitch!
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Get some rest.
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Ah!
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Shut up Pussy!
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Fuck! I'm so fucked!
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How long until we get to that well you were
talkin' about?
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Soon, maybe a day.
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I just really don't want to have to drink my
own piss.
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I'm going to look for food, stay here.
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Phil? Phil O'Ginny?
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Mr. Johnson?
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They call me Houdini now.
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Who?
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Meet my crew!
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Browneye!
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Balloon Knot!
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Chili Dog!
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Suave Daddy!
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Pink Sock!
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and Alligator Fuckhouse!
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It's nice to meet you.
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I have proven my leadership abilities by
excelling in various forms of hand to hand
combat.
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This fist is legend.
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A legend in fisting!
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Yes. This fist has gotten me
out of many tight jams,
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and into them,
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repeatedly,
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again and again.
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It is a good fist.
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So! How did a boy like Phil O'Ginny,
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never suited up a day in his life,
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possibly survive the end of society?
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Ironic isn't it?
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I guess
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Must of been luck that's
kept you alive this long.
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Yeah? Well what about you?
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Me ?
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I've been training for this day my whole life.
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Broken hearts and lonely eyes
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are raining down from the empty skies
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I didn't see the imminent demise
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of our love once on the rise.
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Lightning striking in the
depths of my soul
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cracking thunder waking ghosts of old
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now the thoughts of the love you sold
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are driving me crazy and taking hold.
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I tried to tell you
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but you didn't listen.
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You can only push it so far
(that's what she said)
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I'll bury you in the sky.
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I fuckin' told you!
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I can be a mean man.
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You crossed me for the last time.
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Again, I'll bury in the sky!
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We'll meet
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within the shadows of love.
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Shirts and skins boys!
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Shits and skins...
Hey Anderson take your shirt off!
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I said take it off!
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Mmmm!
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Mr. O'Ginny,
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n o uniform again.
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Do you know what grade you have in this
class O'Ginny?
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You have a zero,
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a fucking zero.
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Do you have any idea how insanely
pathetic that is?
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How many years you been held back now?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Seriously, I wanna know.
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You are a limp-dick pathetic husk of a man!
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I just thought you should know that.
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Hey Anderson I swear to god
you chubby fuck
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if you don't fix that corner
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I'm gonna fucking ram my fist up your ass!
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It's about time bitch!
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Are we gonna be alright Papa?
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It's ok son, we'll be alright.
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But I'm scared.
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I'm scared too,
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but don't worry, we'll get out of here
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You're mother didn't die just so we could be
stuck in this...
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No!
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I have to get my son out of here!
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I have to get my son!
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No!
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Papa!
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Fuckin' stupid shit,
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God damn ridiculous fucking... shit.
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So did you like the movie ?
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No.
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What?
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Yeah. It's your fucking grandpa.
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I hate that asshole.
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Hello?
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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What's wrong babe?
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Are you hurt?
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My grandma died.
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I loved her so much.
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So you're not hurt?
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No, why do you keep asking me that?
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I just want to make you feel better.
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But you're not...
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What?
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Hurt.
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No, what the hell is wrong with you?
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I know, I know what'll help.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna give you something to cry about.
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Don't worry, don't cry
I promise it'll make you feel better
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I love you.
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Get the fuck away from me!
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Bitch!
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If I fucking give you something to cry about
you won't have a reason to cry anymore.
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Daddy?
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Daddy.
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Are you hurt?
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Why are you crying?
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I'll give you something to cry about.
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Look a girl!
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Let's gang rape her!
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Woh woh woh, she's with me.
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You guys are joking right?
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Gang rape is not a joke.
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We take it very seriously.
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Have you ever gang-raped before?
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Out of this world...
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Houdini...
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You see Phil, there is no society anymore
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Gang rape's OK now.
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Back off! Back off bro!
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You know what you are man?
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You're a cock blocker, a filthy cock blocker.
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You're right, I am a cock blocker.
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I'm the best cock blocker that I know.
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And you know what?
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All your cocks
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just got blocked.
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Nobody blocks my cock!
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Shirts and skins boys
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Shirts and skins...
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It's just not an apocalypse without a circle
of death!
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Who are you?
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They call me Ludas!
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I guess I should thank you.
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You could.
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Thanks.
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You are in need of water,
come with me if you want to get it.
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Did you really need to rip off his face?
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Justice is cruelty and pain.
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I'm sorry if you don't like it!
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Well... to the water then?
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I guess I don't have a choice.
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This, is my friend's parent's basement.
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This place...
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This place has been my sanctuary
and my savior.
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I lied. There is no water here.
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Only wine.
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This wine has nourished my body and
drowned my soul.
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It is untainted.
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A gift from god perhaps.
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Life is a dark chasm,
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No hope, no light.
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In the world before it was easy with our
distractions and laws,
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to think of the world as a good place.
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The truth,
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the truth is that the world is
cold, dark, and loveless.
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I would have killed myself...
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had this wine not taken the
edge off of my madness.
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The horror that I bore witness.
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That unfathomable, unknowable,
illimitable, insidious...
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ultimate horror paralysis that I experienced,
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was truly of a hideous dream nature.
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Do you have any of that wine you were
talking about eariler?
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Very well.
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Let us partake of this winey goodness.
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Let us not forget our sins.
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It is aged and good.
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Totally.
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And now my fellow travelers,
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I will tell you my story.
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I must.
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You will hear, you will hear and take heed.
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It all started...
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back when I had a face.
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So I've uh...
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been thinking about the future a little bit...
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Hey! Hey look at this bro.
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Holy shit, this is some great fucking work!
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We're close,
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very close.
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You never seise to amaze me my friend.
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Yeah,
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thanks, yeah.
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Fuck! Fucking gay pen.
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Here, use mine.
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Oh, is this a gel pen?
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Yeah.
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Gel pens are great.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Dude.
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Yeah?
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When we're famous scientists,
281
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,858
We are gonna get some
mad fucking pussy.
282
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,395
Really?
283
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:46,464
Oh yeah,
284
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:51,424
fucking girls will be like lining up in droves
to suck our cocks.
285
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,771
I don't know if that's true.
286
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,573
I mean,
287
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:58,167
how many girls want to
suck your cock now?
288
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:03,313
Uh, probably none.
289
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,350
Maybe uh, Gina kinda likes me.
290
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:08,352
Oh no, fuck that bitch.
291
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:11,555
I'm talking about super hot bitches.
292
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:15,559
Girls that really know how to suck a cock.
293
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:18,129
I don't really know any women like that.
294
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,687
You will,
295
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,701
when we're rich and famous...
296
00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:27,471
it will be some serious, total...
297
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,907
balls-to-the-wall cock sucking.
298
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,604
It's just the way it is.
299
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:38,349
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
300
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:39,817
Are you ready?
301
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,352
Yeah, yeah OK.
302
00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:42,386
Are you sure?
303
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:44,622
This, this is gonna hurt.
304
00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:47,352
Nah no just a little... little tickle.
305
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:49,382
Alright, OK.
306
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:54,332
Alright, I'm gonna do it on three.
307
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,959
One...
308
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,392
Two...
309
00:38:58,636 --> 00:38:59,637
Alright I can't do this.
310
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,305
No I'm not gonna do this. Never...
311
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:03,174
What are you a fucking pussy?
312
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,768
You wanna be a famous scientist?
313
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,206
Yeah.
314
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,642
You promise this isn't gonna hurt?
315
00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:19,714
I promise.
316
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,159
Alright just do it.
317
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:25,685
Just do it quick.
318
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:52,113
First off I want to make sure that none of
you are faggots.
319
00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:56,116
Are you a faggot?
320
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,054
No? OK good.
321
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,698
What do you have ?
322
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:02,066
You see...
323
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:07,470
we extracted the chemical from the male
body that controls penis function.
324
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:10,074
With it we can...
325
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,210
stimulate the dick receptors inside the balls
326
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,747
and therefore super-charge the cock itself.
327
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:20,308
Astronomically increasing
the subject's chances
328
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:24,855
of getting his cock sucked.
329
00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:26,720
Here's our initial findings.
330
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:32,496
Whow, that's amazing.
331
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:33,564
I mean...
332
00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:36,362
I'm not saying I have a small dick or
anything, cause I don't!
333
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,894
But uh.. man, this is good.
334
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:43,007
I have this friend, his name is Jim,
335
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:46,544
Jim, Jim, lets call him that.
336
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,612
Well he's got this litte tiny rod
337
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,214
of a piece of shit dick that
338
00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:52,205
no woman would ever want to fuck!
339
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,409
And he, I mean I, I mean he, fuck!
340
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,657
He would love it,
341
00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:01,215
I'll give you the funding.
342
00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:51,698
That's us! That's our penis enhancer!
343
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:02,778
I just wanted to let you know I accepted a
job at Questor University
344
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:05,723
It was a really good opportunity and...
345
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:08,248
I can't be a lab assistant forever
346
00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,623
I just wanted to let you know.
347
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,898
I won't forget you.
348
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:27,072
Gina wait...
349
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,605
Wait.
350
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:43,883
Sure, yeah, go, that's good.
351
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:53,537
You know I'm really starting to doubt your
commitment to the project.
352
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,006
I'm just saying theoretically,
353
00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:59,543
couldn't we just find a chick who would
bang us both at the same time without
354
00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:01,845
actually having to be rich and famous.
355
00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:04,248
Like uh... like a skank or something.
356
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,383
Everybody knows
357
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,185
that the existential mysteries of life
358
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,521
are revealed though material possessions
359
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,455
and monetary gain.
360
00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:14,757
You fucking idiot!
361
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:18,017
Sometimes you're so stupid.
362
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:29,039
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
363
00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:31,337
Yeah, it's ok.
364
00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:33,735
Bro...
365
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,606
Yeah?
366
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:39,911
I love you.
367
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,680
What was that?
368
00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:45,816
Drew?
369
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,658
Drew are you down here ?
370
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:48,692
No.
371
00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,060
Listen uh, Drew...
372
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:52,463
were you and your friends
messing around with my wine collection?
373
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:53,831
No dad.
374
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:58,902
You know how much I was
looking forward to drinking that
1983 Campbell Farms Merlou.
375
00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:00,371
Fuck you.
376
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,239
What have I told you about language son?
377
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,069
Come on.
378
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,464
So anyway...
379
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,303
How are the experiments going?
380
00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:12,049
We're only on the verge of a major
scientific break-though.
381
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:13,448
Mmhmm...
382
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:17,087
So you say all this stuff's gonna help me
grow a bigger Johnson huh?
383
00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:19,757
No dad, you don't get any.
384
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:21,392
Well I mean I've got a pretty good one now,
385
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,493
but uh,
386
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,596
I could stand to use another eight
or nine inches right?
387
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:26,697
Yeah...
388
00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:28,932
I mean who couldn't? Right son?
389
00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:29,633
But uh,
390
00:44:29,633 --> 00:44:31,435
when you guys get rich and famous,
391
00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:32,469
send over some of those hot ladies
392
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:33,404
you're always talking about
393
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,462
to your old man alright?
394
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:39,510
You don't get any of my rich guy pussy
when I'm rich, you're done with pussy.
395
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,778
Oh come on son,
396
00:44:40,778 --> 00:44:42,871
now watch the language alright?
397
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:45,641
No!
398
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,444
We have to put a stop to Cockzantium.
399
00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:49,378
Oh really?
400
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:52,249
I have a vision,
401
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:55,912
a dream of what could be
thanks to Cockzantium.
402
00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:00,657
And I'm not just stroking egos here boy
we're creating a whole new world.
403
00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:03,927
A utopian society where all men
are of equal value
404
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,996
and all women will tremble before the
405
00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:09,796
might of our raging, throbbing, cockage.
406
00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:13,398
Collective bonerage.
407
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,373
And all will be well,
408
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:19,042
and everyones cock will be sucked!
409
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,043
People are dying!
410
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,078
We have to put a stop to it.
411
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,273
No one's gonna stop anything ever again.
412
00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:26,111
I've seen what Cockzantium can do.
413
00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:30,214
We must thrust it upon every oraphus of
society immediately.
414
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:35,647
This remote will double penetrate
Cockzantium into the water supply.
415
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,762
Rendering huge boners,
416
00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:39,630
raging cocks...
417
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,397
Don't you do it!
418
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:41,265
But I must.
419
00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:42,163
You don't have to!
420
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,636
I can't, but I will.
421
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,967
Why?
422
00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:49,199
Because...
423
00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:00,440
I was too late.
424
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,734
Hey this is Gina I'm not home right now
425
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,603
so leave a message and I'll call you back,
426
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:20,331
thanks.
427
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,431
Hey gina, it's Ludas,
428
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,870
I know we haven't talked in a while,
429
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,913
I just wanted to call and check up on you
430
00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,505
see if you're doing good.
431
00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:35,115
and I wanted to say that uh...
432
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,256
I just wanted to tell you,
433
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:42,054
I just, I wanted to tell you that,
434
00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:43,961
that you're the most
435
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:46,930
beautiful girl in the whole world.
436
00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:53,529
That I love you, I love you Gina, I love you.
437
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:59,498
Donald, No! I love you!
438
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,181
Oh my god!
439
00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:16,827
They did it, they poisoned the water!
440
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:20,228
They did it, they poisoned the water!
441
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,225
Who did it? Who tainted the water?
442
00:48:26,536 --> 00:48:29,706
It was me, I caused The Taint.
443
00:48:29,706 --> 00:48:31,074
We should kill him.
444
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,709
You're a two faced snake!
445
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:33,911
Double-crosser.
446
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,046
You're gonna die two-face.
447
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:39,277
Do you know how much piss I'm gonna
have to drink because of you?
448
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,942
His punishment should fit the crime.
449
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:48,981
He can't be two-faced without a face.
450
00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:56,216
That is the end of my story.
451
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,290
I caused The Taint
452
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:03,727
Why didn't they fucking kill you
you fucking lesbian?
453
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,028
You fucking deserve to die
454
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:06,897
You think I don't know that?
455
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,399
I searched for a cure
456
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,635
But you wouldn't like what I found
457
00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:14,037
My dreams are filled with terror
458
00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:17,165
What fills your dreams with dread, Phil?
459
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:23,368
Nothing, nothing at all
460
00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:55,272
Anderson, what the fuck
461
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,907
you chubby piece of shit
462
00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:58,670
keep your eye on the ball!
463
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:04,003
So what've you got for me today O'Ginny?
464
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,683
Wow.
465
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,088
Do you know what I think of this?
466
00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:15,025
Do you know what I think of this
467
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,686
note from your doctor?
468
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:27,598
That's what I think of it you lazy bitch.
469
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:29,235
Seriously,
470
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,768
what the fuck is wrong with you O'Ginny?
471
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,835
Gym,
472
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,347
it just ain't my subject.
473
00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:58,392
Let's take a walk.
474
00:54:05,308 --> 00:54:07,010
Phil.
475
00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:08,170
Sandy.
476
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:09,638
Oh,
477
00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,640
your shoes are looking good today.
478
00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:16,510
Phil, um, I need to talk to you.
479
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,922
OK, what?
480
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:22,925
Um, not here.
481
00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:26,294
Listen uh,
482
00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:28,760
I think you just gotta let it go babe.
483
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,661
Phil we need to talk alone, now.
484
00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:38,074
Ugh, god.
485
00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:42,012
All you bitches, all of em, all the time.
486
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:45,846
Always fuckin' giving me shit and... fuck.
487
00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:50,086
Ugh... god.
488
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,888
Fine!
489
00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:53,981
Lets fuckin' uh...
490
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,556
Lets go!
491
00:54:57,994 --> 00:54:59,757
Talk to you later.
492
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,969
Um can we go to your house ?
493
00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:13,808
Sure, sure.
494
00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:18,279
Listen Sandy, we're over.
495
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:22,146
We've been over for a long time now,
496
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:24,714
but if you want,
497
00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:25,816
I'll fuck you.
498
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:27,717
Shut up.
499
00:55:29,225 --> 00:55:30,283
I'm serious.
500
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:33,292
Yeah, no thanks.
501
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:21,211
So, Sandy,
502
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,406
what is the big deal?
503
00:56:25,315 --> 00:56:27,650
What is this secret?
504
00:56:27,650 --> 00:56:28,685
You love me ?
505
00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:36,525
I'm pregnant.
506
00:56:37,861 --> 00:56:38,895
With what?
507
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,988
Your baby asshole!
508
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,730
But...
509
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,198
We can still can still fuck right?
510
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:52,939
Fuck you.
511
00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:00,784
Are you sure that it's?
512
00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:03,981
Some of us don't sleep around.
513
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:24,339
I want an abortion.
514
00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:26,509
But,
515
00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:29,612
the government just made abortions illegal,
516
00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:31,978
how's that gonna work?
517
00:57:37,153 --> 00:57:38,745
You're gonna have to do it.
518
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,191
I don't want to.
519
00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:43,326
You did this, you do it!
520
00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:45,794
This is such bullshit.
521
00:57:58,174 --> 00:58:01,735
OK, I'll do it.
522
00:58:03,746 --> 00:58:05,839
My dad gets home in two hours.
523
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,248
Do you have any coat hangers?
524
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:27,664
All plastic... fuck.
525
00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:32,141
What kind of a loser doesn't have metal
coat hangers?
526
00:58:32,141 --> 00:58:34,006
Don't judge me.
527
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:38,004
Oh wait...
528
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,889
Alright go wash it off.
529
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:48,291
What you think I got filthy coat hangers?
530
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,260
Well if it's going in my pussy go wash it off.
531
00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:59,067
Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.
532
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:00,600
What?
533
00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:04,633
Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.
534
00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:06,209
I don't have any.
535
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:09,770
Ultra-Concentrated is gonna have to do.
536
00:59:17,787 --> 00:59:18,776
It's time.
537
00:59:45,949 --> 00:59:47,417
You know,
538
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,113
I really believed me when
you said you loved me.
539
00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:54,389
If it makes you feel any better,
540
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:57,483
I believed me too.
541
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,102
Oh sick.
542
01:00:20,249 --> 01:00:22,877
Where'd the condom go?
543
01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,421
We're all Misogynists.
544
01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:27,724
I love women, I love them.
545
01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:31,455
Men do two things exceedingly well,
546
01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:34,389
Busting a nut, and killing people.
547
01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:37,890
If you can't do one, you do the other,
548
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:43,206
and if we're lucky
we do both at the same time.
549
01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:47,043
It was my arrogance and my sin
550
01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:49,841
that brought this plague onto the earth.
551
01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,281
But it was here long before
552
01:00:52,281 --> 01:00:54,112
and will be here long after.
553
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,343
We can't fight it, no.
554
01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:58,454
Not anymore.
555
01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:01,457
Phil, there's something I have to tell you.
556
01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:03,982
That wine we drank tonight,
557
01:01:05,228 --> 01:01:05,928
It's...
558
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:06,763
tainted!
559
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:07,491
No!
560
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:15,399
I'm not a Misogynist.
561
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,498
I'm not, I can't be.
562
01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:22,002
I don't crush women's heads with rocks.
563
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,306
I can't.
564
01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:28,317
I won't.
565
01:01:28,317 --> 01:01:30,080
Oh god.
566
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:34,183
You're not a Misogynist.
567
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:38,055
You did what she wanted you to do.
568
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,489
You're not like those monsters out there.
569
01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:45,430
But you will be, you will be.
570
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:48,428
I will.
571
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:54,477
How did you become such a cool and
amazing woman?
572
01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:56,069
When I was a kid,
573
01:01:57,213 --> 01:02:00,917
My father told me, that I was just as smart,
574
01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,478
as strong and talented as any man.
575
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:10,093
That I, as a woman, can be a statement.
576
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:14,030
That my personality, my character
577
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:18,990
Can be the solution to all sexual
inequalities in American society
578
01:02:19,702 --> 01:02:22,538
That I, as I stand here
579
01:02:22,538 --> 01:02:26,743
can embody everything any woman could
ever possibly achieve.
580
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:28,941
You're right!
581
01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:46,017
You misogynistic son of a bitch.
582
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:48,906
(Sad music)
583
01:09:26,061 --> 01:09:27,863
If you're tired of having a
584
01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:31,066
withered, shriveled, pathetic, tiny penis,
585
01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:32,668
cal your doctor today
586
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,837
and ask him about Cockzantium
587
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,704
It's about time you did something about
your penis.
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