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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,696 [ WHISTLING ] 2 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,839 EDMUND!LOLA! 3 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,842 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 4 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:22,876 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 5 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,578 SOMEBODY MAY BE WATCHING. 6 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,480 THEY FOUND ME A FOSTER FAMILY, 7 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,282 AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME TODAY. 8 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,684 COME ON, EDMUND, WHO WOULD TAKE YOU... 9 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,152 BESIDES US? 10 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,487 THIS IS SERIOUS, LOLA. 11 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,888 THESE PEOPLE WANT A KID BAD. 12 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,024 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS FAST. 13 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,592 THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, 14 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,194 AND I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 15 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,629 WELL, DON'T WORRY. 16 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,332 I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 17 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,666 I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 18 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,067 YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER THINK FAST. 19 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:51,272 OH, THIS MAY BE EASIER THAN YOU THINK. 20 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,307 THE PROBLEM IS THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED HERE. 21 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,042 WHAT? 22 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,444 YOUR FOSTER PARENTS -- 23 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:59,213 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LET THEM SEE THE REAL YOU. 24 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,714 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO. 25 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,784 WHEN YOU GET IN THAT ROOM TODAY, YOU JUST ACT LIKE... 26 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,720 HERE HE IS. 27 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,089 EDMUND, REMEMBER MR. AND MRS. SCHRAMM? 28 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,591 HOW ARE YOU, EDMUND? 29 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,195 OKAY, UM, 30 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,631 WE DO HAVE A PHENOMENALLY HIGH SUCCESS RATE 31 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,100 HERE AT ESTHER WATSON IN PLACING CHILDREN 32 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,203 IN WHAT WE CALL HIGH-QUALITY HOMES SUCH AS YOURS. 33 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,506 AND WE LIKE TO BELIEVE 34 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,741 IT'S BECAUSE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY CARE WE TAKE 35 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:31,279 IN MATCHING THE FOSTER PARENT WITH THE CHILD. 36 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,014 NOW, IF YOU'LL BOTH SIGN RIGHT HERE. 37 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:38,218 I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING IN TERMS OF POTENTIAL ADOPTION. 38 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,454 AND BY THE WAY, I MUST TELL YOU 39 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,923 YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOUNG EDMUND HERE. 40 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,026 HE TAKES UNUSUAL PRIDE IN HIS APPEARANCE 41 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,762 FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE. 42 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,664 HE IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY CREATIVE YOUNG MAN. 43 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,600 YOU WON'T FIND ANOTHER BOY ANYWHERE 44 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,835 WHO'LL MEASURE UP TO OUR EDMUND. 45 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,236 HE HAS SHOWN HIMSELF 46 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,905 TO BE A VERY WELL BEHAVED -- 47 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,172 EDMUND, WHAT IN THE -- 48 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,841 [ HOWLING ] 49 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,292 CASSIE! CASSIE! 50 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,893 EDMUND! 51 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,895 COME ON. 52 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,536 IT WORKED! LOLA WAS RIGHT! 53 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:32,706 WE WILL NOT BE GOING OUTSIDE TODAY AS PLANNED. 54 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,410 THERE'S ALWAYS ONE PERSON IN THIS CLASS WHO RUINS IT 55 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,612 FOR THE REST OF US. 56 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,891 [ Whispering ] BEN! BEN! 57 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,026 COME ON! 58 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,295 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 59 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,897 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME. 60 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,432 I'M A REJECT. 61 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,434 ALL RIGHT, EDMUND! DOES LOLA KNOW? 62 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,135 LOLA'S GOING TO LOVE IT! 63 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,038 YEAH, OH, WOW! 64 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,774 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL LOLA. 65 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,041 ME NEITHER. 66 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,685 HEY, LOLA! 67 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:21,021 HEY, CASS, COME ON, HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL YOU? 68 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,456 SORRY, ARTHUR. 69 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,058 WELL? 70 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,927 [ HOWLS ] 71 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,762 AND THEY FELL FOR THAT? 72 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,598 IT WAS GREAT! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEIR FACES. 73 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,467 LOOK, I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF THOUGHT. 74 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,436 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE, 75 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,004 AND FAST. 76 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,106 MEETING AT MY ROOM TONIGHT AT 10:00. 77 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,074 ARTHUR BENIKER! 78 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,309 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 79 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,611 OH, ABOUT 8 GALLONS, MRS. O'MALLEY. 80 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,012 THINK WE NEED MORE? 81 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,247 WHAT WERE THOSE KIDS DOING IN MY KITCHEN? 82 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,617 THEY DON'T BELONG HERE. 83 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,218 PRECISELY WHAT I THOUGHT, MA'AM. 84 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,820 THAT'S WHY I GOT RID OF THEM. 85 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,757 WELL, PERSONALLY, 86 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,559 I THINK THEY'RE PROBABLY TRYING TO STEAL YOUR RECIPES. 87 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,662 NOBODY MAKES MEAT LOAF LIKE YOU. 88 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,631 THAT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE AROUND HERE. 89 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,365 AND THAT IRISH STEW... 90 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,636 I DO MAKE A NICE STEW, I MUST SAY. 91 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:11,472 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD TRY TO STEAL IT. 92 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,073 WELL, NOT TO WORRY, MA'AM. 93 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:16,444 I GOT RID OF THEM. 94 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,779 BESIDES, AS MY GREAT AUNT IDA USED TO SAY, 95 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,615 "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU PUT IN THE POT, 96 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,717 IT'S HOW YOU STIR IT THAT COUNTS." 97 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,026 Arthur: OKAY, 98 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,128 EDMUND WAS PHASE ONE, AND WE GOT BY THAT. 99 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,697 BUT PRETTY SOON, 100 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,331 THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUT TO NAB ANOTHER ONE OF YOU GUYS. 101 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:42,102 SO WE'RE ON TO PHASE TWO, GETTING OUT OF HERE. 102 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,805 NOW THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT MORE DANGEROUS, 103 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,808 SO WE GOT TO BE A LOT MORE CAREFUL, OKAY? 104 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:53,313 LOLA, WHAT ABOUT JAMES? IS HE ASLEEP UP THERE? 105 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,615 NO, NO, HE'S AWAKE. 106 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,917 Edmund: HEY, JAMES, COME ON OUT! 107 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,818 HEY, JAMES! 108 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,687 HE'S OUR UNDERCOVER MAN, OKAY? 109 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,221 BUT I WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 110 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,691 I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN JAMES SINCE EASTER. 111 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,493 HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S STILL IN THERE? 112 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,230 Ben: WHAT'S IT SAY? 113 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,265 IT SAYS... 114 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,167 HI, JAMES! 115 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,470 Arthur: OKAY, COME ON. 116 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,839 PHASE TWO IS GOING TO REQUIRE REAL PRECISION. 117 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,141 WHAT'S A PHASE, ANYWAY? 118 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:25,713 IT'S LIKE A STEP, PART OF A BIG PLAN, OKAY? 119 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,581 Cassie: PHASE THREE IS THE BEST. 120 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,483 THAT'S WHEN WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 121 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,318 YEAH! 122 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,586 LOOK, I JUST FINISHED IT. 123 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,688 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OUR OWN HOUSE 124 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,090 WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE AND A REAL FRONT PORCH. 125 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,425 Ben: HOW DO YOU KNOW? 126 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,993 Cassie: I JUST KNOW. 127 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,629 I CAN SEE IT. 128 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,734 "MY OWN ROOM" -- JAMES WANTS HIS OWN ROOM. 129 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,269 OKAY, OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO PHASE TWO NOW. 130 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,138 LOOK, THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH ME LEAVING, 131 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,540 BECAUSE I'M 18. 132 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,842 I CAN WALK OUT OF HERE ANYTIME I WANT TO. 133 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,545 YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT THERE BY YOURSELF, ARE YOU? 134 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,580 NO, I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN MY WHOLE LIFE. 135 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,181 WHAT I WANT IS A FAMILY. 136 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,482 WE ARE A FAMILY. 137 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,084 Arthur: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT, 138 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,686 BUT NOBODY ELSE DOES. 139 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,288 AND IF WE MESS UP GETTING OUT OF HERE, 140 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,157 THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO LET US BE WITH EACH OTHER AGAIN. 141 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,860 NO ONE'S GOING TO BREAK US UP, NOT ANYBODY. 142 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,563 WE CAN MAKE A PACT LIKE I SAW IN THIS HORROR FILM, 143 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,598 AND SEAL IT WITH OUR BLOOD. 144 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,099 THAT'S KID'S STUFF, EDMUND. 145 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,433 NO, IT ISN'T! 146 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,771 THEY CAN RIP OUT OUR NAILS AND BURN OUT OUR TONGUES, 147 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,873 BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 148 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,175 WE HAVE TO SOLEMNLY SWEAR 149 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,510 THAT WE'LL STAY TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER. 150 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,345 WE SWEAR. 151 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,549 Together: WE SWEAR. 152 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,522 OH! 153 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,733 JAMES? 154 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,271 AH! 155 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,212 OKAY, YOU GUYS, COME ON, LET'S BREAK IT UP. 156 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,081 IT'S GETTING LATE. I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 157 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,018 JUST BE CAREFUL GOING BACK TO YOUR ROOMS, OKAY? 158 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,483 THAT IT? 159 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,119 NO, THERE'S ONE MORE. 160 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,895 "DEAR, LOLA, I'M A 15-YEAR-OLD, AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. 161 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,365 HOW DO YOU LET A BOY KNOW WHEN YOU WANT HIM TO KISS YOU?" 162 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,236 DON'T WE HAVE ANYTHING EASIER, LIKE A DIVORCE OR SOMETHING? 163 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,238 NO, SORRY, LOLA. 164 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,208 GET TO IT AFTER MY COFFEE. 165 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,210 WHAT TIME IS IT? 166 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,512 IT'S 5:00. 167 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,382 GET TO IT NOW. 168 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,044 I FOUND YOU A FOSTER FAMILY, 169 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,113 SO I'D LIKE YOU TO GET YOUR THINGS PACKED UP TONIGHT, 170 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,248 AND BE READY BY TOMORROW MORNING. 171 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,817 I DON'T WANT TO. 172 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,418 I WON'T. 173 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,285 HELP YOURSELF. 174 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,820 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 175 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,654 "DEAR LOLA." 176 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,056 THIS GUY WRITES IN AND SAYS 177 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,757 HIS WIFE'S ALWAYS GIVING HIM GRIEF 178 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,626 BECAUSE HE'S LOSING HIS MONEY AT POKER. 179 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,894 AND? 180 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,529 WELL, LOLA SAYS -- 181 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,867 ALL RIGHT, JAMES, NOW OR NEVER. 182 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,169 "TAKE A TIP FROM MY GREAT AUNT IDA. 183 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,504 "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU PUT IN THE POT, 184 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,407 IT'S THE WAY YOU STIR IT THAT COUNTS." 185 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,086 ALL SET, JAMES? COME ON. 186 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,823 OW, WATCH IT! 187 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,791 LET'S GO, LET'S MOVE. 188 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,401 HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 189 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,802 COME BACK HERE. 190 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,972 JUST TAKING THE LAUNDRY OUT TO THE TRUCK, MRS. O'MALLEY. 191 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,473 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 192 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,942 I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T CALL THAT LAUNDRY. 193 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,444 SURE I DO. 194 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,780 THEN I RECOMMEND THAT YOU TAKE IT, ARTHUR, 195 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,615 OR WE'LL ALL BE WEARING FILTHY APRONS 196 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,017 FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 197 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,986 WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. 198 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,755 OW! 199 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,524 SHH! 200 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,964 OKAY? 201 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,206 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, ACT LIKE LAUNDRY. 202 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,047 AH...AH... 203 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,448 EDMUND, DON'T SNEEZE. 204 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,283 I CAN'T HELP IT. 205 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,320 AH-CHOO! 206 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,491 AH-CHOO! 207 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,681 Ben: I'M SCARED, LOLA, IT'S DARK IN HERE. 208 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,250 Cassie: WHERE ARE WE GOING? 209 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,784 Edmund: WHAT'S THE PLAN ANYWAY? 210 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,954 Arthur: SHH. KEEP QUIET, I'LL TELL YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT? 211 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,667 MOVE! 212 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,271 ALL RIGHT, JAMES, LET'S GO! 213 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,377 IT'S JAMES! 214 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,186 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, QUIET. 215 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,627 [ SIREN WAILS ] 216 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,862 WHAT IS THAT? 217 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,231 LOLA, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 218 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,699 DID YOU STEAL THIS VAN? 219 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,167 QUIET! 220 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,837 Arthur: FALSE ALARM, JUST AN AMBULANCE. 221 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,539 STAY DOWN, THOUGH. 222 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,347 Edmund: LUCKY FOR US IT WASN'T THE COPS. 223 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,782 Ben: ARE WE CRIMINALS? 224 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,151 Arthur: NO...WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 225 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,519 Edmund: "NOT EXACTLY." 226 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,454 TELL HIM WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE GOT CAUGHT. 227 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,855 NOTHING. 228 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,290 NOTHING. 229 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,026 THEY'D JUST LOCK US IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT 230 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,693 AND FEED US DEAD RATS AND SPIDERS -- 231 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,961 EDMUND! 232 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,496 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T CRIMINALS. 233 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,998 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 234 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,633 WE MADE IT OUT OF ESTHER WATSON. 235 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,535 WE'RE GOING TO KEEP ON MAKING IT, RIGHT, CASS? 236 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,902 CASS? 237 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,504 YEAH, RIGHT. 238 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,041 RIGHT. 239 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,510 Edmund: SO WHERE ARE WE GOING? 240 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,112 Arthur: I DON'T KNOW YET, BUT AS FAR AWAY 241 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,847 FROM ESTHER WATSON AS WE CAN GET. 242 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,316 Edmund: YEAH, BUT WHERE? 243 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,085 Arthur: TO THE COUNTRY. 244 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,561 Ben: ARE WE IN THE COUNTRY YET? 245 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,296 Edmund: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE COUNTRY? 246 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,730 Arthur: DON'T WORRY, 247 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,432 THE COUNTRY IS A WHOLE LOT PRETTIER THAN THIS. 248 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,234 Edmund: SMELLS BETTER, TOO. 249 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,539 Ben: ARE WE THERE YET? IS THAT OUR HOUSE? 250 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,342 Arthur: NO, BEN, THERE'S STILL A LONG WAY TO GO. 251 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,599 I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 252 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,268 YEAH, OKAY, BEN, GO AHEAD -- HURRY UP THOUGH. 253 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,372 ON SECOND THOUGHT, 254 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,674 I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE BETTER GAS STATION UP THE ROAD. 255 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,077 BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW! 256 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:29,182 BUT I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! 257 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,123 Arthur: OKAY, HERE YOU GO, BEN. 258 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,724 WE MADE IT. 259 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,939 THIS WILL KEEP THEM FROM FINDING US, RIGHT? 260 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,576 GET SERIOUS, A PAINT JOB IS NOT GOING TO THROW THEM OFF. 261 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,378 IT'LL HELP. 262 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,481 LICENSE PLATES ARE A PROBLEM, BUT... 263 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,589 WE WON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, HUH? 264 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,057 JAMES. 265 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,459 YEAH? 266 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,060 ANYTHING ON THE RADIO ABOUT US? 267 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,462 NOT SO FAR. 268 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,998 GOOD, KEEP LISTENING. 269 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,502 OKAY, DON'T PANIC. 270 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,145 UH, BEN... 271 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,267 DECIDED TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, HUH? 272 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,803 NO, I COULDN'T SLEEP. 273 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,476 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO? 274 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,312 WHAT? 275 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,980 NO, YOU'LL LAUGH. 276 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,882 NO, I WON'T. 277 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,151 NO, I WON'T, I PROMISE. 278 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,956 WELL, I WANT TO PAINT MY ROOM PINK. 279 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:22,329 EVERYTHING -- LIKE THE WALLS AND THE FURNITURE 280 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,465 AND THE WINDOWS -- WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WINDOWS. 281 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,801 YOU CAN DO THAT. 282 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,004 WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT. 283 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,274 REALLY? 284 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,688 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT NOW? 285 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,958 YOU'LL LAUGH. 286 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,360 NO, I WON'T. 287 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,228 YEAH, YOU PROBABLY WILL. 288 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,796 NO. 289 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:01,200 I WAS WONDERING WHAT I'D BE DOING 290 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,969 IF YOU LITTLE JERKS WEREN'T AROUND. 291 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,440 WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING? 292 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,212 I DON'T KNOW. 293 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,754 BUT I'M GLAD YOU ARE. 294 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,624 ME, TOO. 295 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,409 MORNING. 296 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,844 MORNING. 297 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,448 LONG WAY FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU? 298 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,351 YES, SIR. 299 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,653 SURE IS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY OUT HERE. 300 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,655 HOW COME YOU'RE SO FAR FROM HOME? 301 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,890 WELL, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE, SIR. 302 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,560 HER, TOO? 303 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,929 HER -- OH, KID SISTER, YOU KNOW, 304 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,032 ALWAYS LIKES TO TAG ALONG, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 305 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,300 SCOUTS, HUH? 306 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,570 YES, SIR, SCOUTS HONOR. 307 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,304 YOU GOT A MERIT BADGE IN TRESPASSING? 308 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,739 NO, SIR. 309 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,074 WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE -- 310 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,177 AROUND HERE WE DON'T CAMP OUT ON POSTED LAND, 311 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,345 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 312 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,280 YES, SIR, I CERTAINLY DO. 313 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,748 FOOLISH OF ME NOT TO CHECK. 314 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:59,185 I JUST SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL GROVE OF PINES HERE, 315 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,319 AND I PULLED IT OVER. 316 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,321 YOU LIKE TREES, DO YOU? 317 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,891 OH, YES, SIR, FACT IS, 318 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:08,428 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FOREST RANGER LIKE YOURSELF. 319 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,196 OH, YEAH? WELL, IT'S A GOOD LIFE. 320 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,464 BUT A HARD ONE, SIR. 321 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,865 LET ME TELL YOU, 322 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,967 I'VE GOT A LOT OF ADMIRATION FOR WHAT YOU DO. 323 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,869 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND. 324 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,605 THEY THINK WE JUST RIDE AROUND ALL DAY. 325 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,541 WELL, AS MY UNCLE EMIL USED TO SAY, SIR, 326 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:27,046 "EVERY JOB'S EASY TO THE MAN WHO'S NEVER TRIED THEM." 327 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,581 RIGHT. 328 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,955 LISTEN, KID, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE BREAKFAST HERE, 329 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,156 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 330 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,059 OH, NO, THANKS, SIR, WE'RE ON POSTED LAND. 331 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,962 I KNOW THAT NOW, AND WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING. 332 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,263 THANK YOU, THOUGH. 333 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:49,068 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE IS THIS JAMBOREE ANYWAY? 334 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,405 IT'S IN OMAHA. 335 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:56,809 OH, WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 336 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,888 OMAHA -- 337 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,124 THAT'S OVER 800 MILES FROM HERE. 338 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,295 YOU OKAY, LOLA? 339 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,630 YEAH, I'M FINE. 340 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,398 WE'VE JUST GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL IS ALL. 341 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,200 I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GOING 342 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,269 TO A BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE. 343 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,404 THAT'S GREAT! 344 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,074 NO, BEN. 345 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,511 WELL, AREN'T WE? 346 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,691 Edmund: DEAR LOLA, WE'VE BEEN RIDING ALL DAY 347 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:47,059 IN THE BACK OF A VAN, AND WE WANT SOMETHING TO EAT. 348 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,628 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 349 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,730 SIGNED, FOUR STARVING KIDS. 350 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,565 Arthur: DEAR FOUR STARVING KIDS, 351 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,166 WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE NEXT TOWN, 352 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,568 AND GET OFF MY BACK. 353 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,103 Ben: I WANT TO GO TO McDONALD'S! 354 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,137 Cass: NO, BURGER KING! 355 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,572 Edmund: I WANT TO GO TO ROY ROGERS. 356 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,307 Ben: DAIRY QUEEN! 357 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,409 Arthur: WELL, HERE WE ARE. 358 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:06,145 Kids: THE HAPPY FAMILY? 359 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,851 Edmund: HEY, THERE GOES A DEAD DOG! 360 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,452 THAT'S THE BEST DEAD DOG ALL DAY. 361 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,921 YOU'RE SO GROSS! 362 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,723 HA HA HA! 363 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,725 HEY, LOOK AT THAT COW! 364 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:22,094 THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO A DEAD DOG. 365 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,778 OH, WOW! 366 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,713 HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK! 367 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:18,084 LOLA, IT'S YOU! 368 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:19,451 THERE SHE IS. 369 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,020 THERE'S WHO? 370 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,789 IT'S A PICTURE OF LOLA, PEA-BRAIN. 371 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:26,626 AW, COME ON, THAT'S NOT LOLA, 372 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:29,061 THAT'S A LADY. 373 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,798 AS MY DEAR COUSIN EMILY WAS SO FOND OF SAYING, 374 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,066 "JUST BECAUSE A PERSON LOOKS LIKE A LADY, 375 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,768 DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN SHE IS ONE." 376 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,404 Kids: OH, NOT AGAIN! 377 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:39,806 HEY, QUIT COMPLAINING. 378 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,440 IT'S PAYING FOR YOUR ROOM, ISN'T IT? 379 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,610 [ TYPING ] 380 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,517 HEY, LOLA, LISTEN TO THIS ONE. 381 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,785 LET ME HEAR IT. 382 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,520 MOTHER OF THREE WRITES IN, 383 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,922 AND WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO KEEP 384 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,924 HER KIDS QUIET AT THE DINNER TABLE. 385 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:01,060 DON'T FEED THEM MRS. O'MALLEY'S MEAT LOAF. 386 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,295 I SAY SHE SHOULD GAG THEM WITH THEIR TABLE NAPKINS. 387 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:06,298 EDMUND, YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SICK? 388 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,301 OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 389 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,138 WELL, IF I WERE HER, 390 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,140 I WOULD JUST TRY TO TALK WITH THEM. 391 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,142 WHAT A SAPPY IDEA. 392 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,710 Arthur: NO, NO, NO. 393 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,712 I THINK YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 394 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:42,902 LOLA SAYS, "DEAR MOTHER OF THREE, 395 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,337 "IF KEEPING YOUR KIDS QUIET AT THE DINNER TABLE 396 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,939 "IS YOUR TRUE GOAL, 397 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,141 WHY NOT TRY GAGGING THEM WITH THEIR TABLE NAPKINS?" 398 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:52,645 NOT A BAD IDEA, IF I SAY SO MYSELF. 399 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,613 KEEP READING. 400 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,783 "HOWEVER, IF I WERE YOU, 401 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,185 "I SUGGEST ENGAGING THEM IN CONVERSATION, 402 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:02,755 "BECAUSE WHOEVER SAID CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD, 403 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,290 SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HEARD HIMSELF." 404 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,226 HEY, YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE PART IN 405 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,560 ABOUT THE MEAT LOAF. 406 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,264 OH, BEN, I'LL GET TO THAT IN NEXT WEEK'S COLUMN. 407 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,240 I STILL DON'T GET IT. 408 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,775 YOU WRITE THE COLUMN, 409 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:25,044 SO HOW COME YOUR PICTURE'S NOT ON IT? 410 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,679 BECAUSE NOBODY COULD STAND TO LOOK AT IT. 411 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,180 GEE, THANKS, PAL. 412 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,549 COULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER? 413 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,951 BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE ADVICE 414 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,619 FROM AN 18-YEAR-OLD KID. 415 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,021 I KNOW I WOULDN'T ANYWAY. 416 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,156 Cassie: EDMUND, GROW UP. 417 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,970 Edmund: DEAR LOLA, WE'RE FOUR SLEEPY KIDS 418 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,740 WHO ESCAPED FROM AN ORPHANAGE DISGUISED AS LAUNDRY. 419 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,042 WE OWE EVERYTHING TO A SPECIAL FRIEND, 420 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,543 BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HIM 421 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,311 HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM. 422 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,013 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 423 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,550 Arthur: DEAR SLEEPY KIDS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 424 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,919 HE KNOWS. 425 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,732 WHAT'S "SHOW ME" MEAN? 426 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,300 I DON'T KNOW, PROVE IT, I GUESS. 427 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,203 I WANT SOMEBODY TO SHOW ME OUR HOUSE. 428 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,438 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, BEN. 429 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,240 DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND OUR PLACE. 430 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,242 SO FAR I HAVEN'T SEEN IT -- 431 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,979 CASS, IT MIGHT NOT LOOK JUST LIKE THAT PICTURE. 432 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,247 SURE IT WILL, WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP -- 433 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,849 BEN, NO! 434 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,786 HE'S EATING OUR HOUSE! 435 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,188 BUT I WAS HUNGRY. 436 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:14,286 WHERE ARE WE? 437 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,355 I DON'T KNOW. 438 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,623 YOU'RE DRIVING, AREN'T YOU? 439 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,691 I SAID I DON'T KNOW. 440 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,293 [ BOOM! ] 441 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,362 WHAT WAS THAT? 442 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,769 GREAT. 443 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:31,770 WHAT ARE WE STOPPING FOR NOW? 444 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,172 BECAUSE I GOT A FLAT TIRE. 445 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,342 IT'S LATE AND I'M TIRED -- ANY OBJECTIONS? 446 00:29:36,342 --> 00:29:38,244 GOD. 447 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,172 WE'RE HOME. 448 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,411 WE CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR THIS DUMP? 449 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,216 YOU GUYS, DON'T LOOK AT IT THE WAY IT IS. 450 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,284 YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE. 451 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,121 YEAH, WELL I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING. 452 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,156 NO, IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND IT, 453 00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:58,857 AND I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK ANYMORE. 454 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,859 I JUST WANT TO BE SOMEPLACE. 455 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,229 YEAH, WELL THIS SURE IS SOME PLACE. 456 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,564 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAMES? 457 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:10,169 CASSIE IS THE ONE WHO DREAMED UP THE HOUSE. 458 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:14,173 IF SHE SAYS THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. 459 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,442 Arthur: HEY, GUYS, 460 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,544 I GOT THE RENT DOWN BY TELLING THE LADY 461 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,013 I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE FIXING UP OLD HOUSES. 462 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,781 WHEN WAS THAT? 463 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,283 WELL, I FIGURE I WILL 464 00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:26,452 AFTER WE GET FINISHED WITH THIS PLACE. 465 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:28,620 WE'VE GOT TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS OURSELVES, 466 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,290 BUT, I DON'T KNOW, IT SHOULDN'T BE -- 467 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,227 EDMUND, YOU WANT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT? 468 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,519 [ WHISTLING ] 469 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,335 [ THUMP THUMP ] 470 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,738 HEY, JAMES, YOU WANT MARSHMALLOWS ON YOUR PIZZA? 471 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,107 [ THUMP THUMP THUMP ] 472 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,475 GOTCHA. 473 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,215 COMING UP. 474 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:58,170 Ben: I GOT MORE MARSHMALLOWS THAN YOU DID. 475 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,506 Edmund: YOU DID NOT, BEN, STOP! 476 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:06,978 BOMBS AWAY! 477 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:09,581 HEY, CUT IT OUT, COME ON! 478 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,917 BEN, CASSIE, COOL IT. I'M TRYING TO WORK. 479 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:13,652 JUST EAT QUIETLY, ALL RIGHT? 480 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,056 AHEM. 481 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,159 WHAT IS IT? 482 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,993 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 483 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,430 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M WARNING YOU. 484 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:27,333 WHOEVER SAID CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD 485 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,800 SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HEARD HIMSELF. 486 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:35,207 EDMUND, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE. 487 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:39,211 DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN NEWSPAPERS. 488 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,079 GIVE ME A BREAK. 489 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,526 BEN, NO! 490 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,962 WHY NOT? 491 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,430 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! 492 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,866 I THOUGHT WE COULD DO ANYTHING WE WANTED. 493 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,234 I KIND OF LIKE IT. 494 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,569 LOLA... 495 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,608 NEEDS A LITTLE YELLOW. 496 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,377 YELLOW! 497 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,178 DON'T YOU LIKE THE SUN? 498 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:47,779 YES, I LOVE THE SUN. 499 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:57,456 HEY, EDMUND, I LIKE THE WAY YOU SPELLED "ESTHER." 500 00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:01,860 NO, IT'S NOT -- IT'S E-S-T-H-E-R. 501 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:26,685 CASSIE, COME ON, HURRY UP! 502 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:31,423 BEFORE I DEDICATE THIS HOUSE, 503 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,393 I'D LIKE TO READ A LITTLE POEM JAMES HAS WRITTEN. 504 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,697 "AT FIRST IT LOOKED HOPELESS, BUT NEVERTHELESS, 505 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,500 "WE FIXED AND WE PAINTED AND CLEANED UP THE MESS. 506 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:45,103 "SO NOW WE CAN SAY WITHOUT FEAR OF DISGRACE, 507 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:48,974 THIS HOUSE SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE BENIKER PLACE." 508 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:52,378 MAY WE LIVE HERE IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS 509 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:54,313 AS LONG AS WE LIKE. 510 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,416 YAY! YAY! 511 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,619 GREAT! 512 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,286 HI. 513 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:36,288 HI. 514 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:37,623 YOU LIVE HERE? 515 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,958 UH-HUH, THE BIG HOUSE OVER ON RIVER ROAD 516 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:43,962 WITH THE PICKET FENCE. 517 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,732 OH, THAT PLACE. 518 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:49,501 WE FIXED IT UP. 519 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,705 HI. 520 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,240 HI. 521 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,909 MY NAME'S ORIE. WHAT'S YOURS? 522 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,311 EDMUND. 523 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,012 THAT YOUR SISTER OVER THERE? 524 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,948 NO -- UH, YEAH. 525 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,282 THAT'S MINE SHE'S TALKING TO. 526 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,318 SHE'S A REAL WEASEL. 527 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:09,020 YEAH? 528 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,656 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 529 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:11,890 13. 530 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,092 ME, TOO. WE'LL BE IN THE SAME CLASS AT SCHOOL. 531 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:16,795 OH, I PROBABLY WON'T BE GOING TO SCHOOL. 532 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,330 WHY NOT? 533 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,532 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SCHOOL YET. 534 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,067 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, ANYWAY? 535 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,169 CASSIE BENIKER. 536 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:25,837 MINE'S MOLLY STAMWICK. 537 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,873 MY PARENTS ARE TEACHERS AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 538 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:30,342 DADDY SAID SOMEONE MOVED INTO THE COLEMAN DUMP. 539 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:33,345 IT'S NOT A DUMP. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 540 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:34,746 WELL, DON'T GET SO HUFFY. 541 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,615 I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO YOU, THAT'S ALL. 542 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:40,652 I'VE GOT TO GO NOW. 543 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,421 BYE. 544 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:50,095 EXCUSE ME! 545 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:53,765 [ FIGHTING ] 546 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:56,435 [ CRASH ] 547 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,910 OH, HELLO. 548 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:08,113 I'M MRS. STAMWICK. WE'RE NEIGHBORS. 549 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,648 OH. 550 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,250 THIS IS A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE. 551 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,119 IS YOUR MOTHER HOME? 552 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:20,325 PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME? 553 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,060 WELL, UH, MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE. 554 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,872 LOOKS DELICIOUS. 555 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,674 DID YOU BAKE IT YOURSELF? 556 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,677 WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 557 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:42,814 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE PARENTS, MA'AM. 558 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,215 THEY DIED. 559 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,552 OH, I'M SORRY. 560 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:49,988 I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF THE -- 561 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,490 I UNDERSTAND. 562 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,559 I KNEW YOU WOULD. 563 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,561 I CAN TELL YOU'RE VERY UNDERSTANDING. 564 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,228 BUT YOU MUST HAVE A GUARDIAN. 565 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,098 OF COURSE. 566 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,433 OF COURSE, WE DO. 567 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:02,300 SURE WE DO. 568 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,636 WHO IS IT? 569 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:09,441 OUR GUARDIAN IS OUR GRANDFATHER. 570 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:11,042 WHERE IS HE? 571 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,512 HE'S UPSTAIRS. 572 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,680 I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM. 573 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,582 HE'D LOVE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM, 574 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:18,517 BUT HE'S NOT FEELING WELL. 575 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,686 HIS WIFE PASSED AWAY FIVE MONTHS AGO. 576 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,253 OUR GRANDMOTHER. 577 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,823 POOR MAN. 578 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,392 HE NEEDS TO MEET PEOPLE YOUR AGE. 579 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:28,660 WHAT? 580 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,228 I'M SURE HE'D LOVE TO MEET YOU MA'AM. 581 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:35,433 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO SWEET RIVER. 582 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,103 THANK YOU. 583 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,472 YOU'LL TELL YOUR GRANDFATHER I CALLED? 584 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:41,807 OH, YES. 585 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,945 GOODBYE, NOW. 586 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,014 YOU'LL BE SEEING ME AGAIN, I'M SURE. 587 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,281 BYE! 588 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,550 BYE. 589 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,018 BYE. 590 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,564 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 591 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,965 YOU LOOK MAD. 592 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,769 I'M NOT MAD -- NOT AT YOU. 593 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,838 SHE WAS NOSING AROUND, WASN'T SHE? 594 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:16,141 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 595 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:20,411 WELL, FROM NOW ON WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE 596 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:22,247 WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES. 597 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:27,653 CASS? 598 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:30,722 CASSIE, COME ON, TIME TO GET UP! 599 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:34,626 WHY? 600 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:35,927 YOU KNOW WHY, FOR SCHOOL. 601 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:37,629 SCHOOL? 602 00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:38,930 COME ON, DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, CASS, 603 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,532 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. LET'S GO. 604 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:41,633 LOLA! 605 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,669 COME ON! 606 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,904 I'M NOT GOING. I CAN'T. I'M TOO BUSY. 607 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:47,505 I DON'T HAVE THE TIME. 608 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,040 CASSIE -- 609 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,376 AS MY GREAT AUNT SOPHIE USED TO SAY -- 610 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,679 DON'T PULL THAT ROUTINE ON ME. 611 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,513 JUST GET YOUR CLOTHES ON. 612 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:04,089 SO, I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL AFTER ALL. 613 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,058 MY MOM STOPPED BY YOUR HOUSE THE OTHER DAY. 614 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,561 SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING QUITE LIKE IT, 615 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,029 NOT EVEN AT A CARNIVAL. 616 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,831 WHERE DID YOU LIVE BEFORE YOU CAME HERE? 617 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:17,168 WELL, UM, WE MOVED AROUND A LOT. 618 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,236 WHERE? 619 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,438 ISN'T THE BUS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW? 620 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,207 HEY, CUT THAT OUT! 621 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:29,214 YOU BENIKERS ARE REALLY WEIRD. 622 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,751 [ BELL RINGING ] 623 00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,562 LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. 624 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,898 [ SNICKERING ] 625 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:51,703 ARE THOSE YOUR CLOTHES OR YOUR BROTHER'S CLOTHES? 626 00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,739 BOY'S CORDUROYS? 627 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:56,141 I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THOSE. 628 00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:59,110 COME ON, CASS, DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU. 629 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:21,099 HOW DID IT GO? 630 00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:23,134 AWFUL. 631 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,803 IT WAS WORSE THAN ESTHER WATSON. 632 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,604 NOBODY TALKED TO US. 633 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:29,107 THEY WHISPERED AND POINTED AT US. 634 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,909 YOU KNOW WHY? 635 00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:33,578 THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE YOU GUYS BEFORE. 636 00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:34,780 YOU'RE UNIQUE. 637 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,148 SAVE IT FOR THE COLUMN, LOLA. 638 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:56,334 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CASS? 639 00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:59,070 HOW COME I HAVEN'T GOT A SISTER? 640 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:03,008 IT'S JUST ME AND FOUR BOYS. 641 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,245 MOLLY STAMWICK SAID -- 642 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,748 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 643 00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:12,617 SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT I WAS A BOY. 644 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:14,886 OH, CASS. 645 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:20,759 I EXPECT SHE JUST SAID THAT 646 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,193 BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 647 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:26,164 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT MY GREAT AUNT IDA USED TO SAY? 648 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,365 UNH-UNH. 649 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:30,702 "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, 650 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,571 BUT WORDS HURT WORSE THAN ANYTHING." 651 00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:35,640 SHE WAS RIGHT. 652 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,244 YEP. 653 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:43,114 YOU KNOW, FOR AN ORPHAN, 654 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,649 YOU SURE HAD AN AWFUL LOT OF RELATIVES. 655 00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:48,186 THAT'S BECAUSE, WHEN I WAS A KID, 656 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:51,790 I SPENT SO MUCH TIME MAKING THEM UP. 657 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:52,690 REALLY? 658 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,061 THEY'RE ALL MADE UP? 659 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:57,729 EVEN GREAT AUNT IDA? 660 00:44:57,729 --> 00:45:00,932 EVEN GREAT AUNT IDA. 661 00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:05,470 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK 662 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,672 IMAGINARY RELATIVES ARE THE BEST KIND. 663 00:45:07,672 --> 00:45:09,007 HOW COME? 664 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:14,345 WELL, FOR ONE THING, THEY DON'T DESERT YOU. 665 00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:27,592 JUST WONDERING ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF 666 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:28,994 YOU'RE GETTING SO REGULAR. 667 00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:30,461 NOW, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, OF COURSE -- 668 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:31,863 THAT'S RIGHT. 669 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:35,433 BOXES AND ENVELOPES -- ALWAYS FOR MR. ARTHUR BENIKER. 670 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,168 ALL ON THE UP-AND-UP IS IT? 671 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,437 SURE, IT'S JUST PLAIN STUFF. 672 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:43,474 COUPLE YEARS AGO, A FELLOW SENT A BOMB THROUGH THE MAIL -- 673 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,310 BOX JUST ABOUT THIS SIZE. 674 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,712 FELT LIKE IT WHEN YOU SHOOK IT, TOO. 675 00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,014 YOU SHAKE OUR MAIL? 676 00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:50,648 NO LAW AGAINST IT. 677 00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:54,585 JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO SHENANIGANS GOING ON. 678 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:58,056 WELL, WE'VE BEEN PICKING UP LOLA'S -- ARTHUR'S MAIL 679 00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:00,725 AROUND HERE FOR A MONTH NOW. 680 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:03,161 IF IT WERE A BOMB, I GUESS IT WOULD HAVE GONE OFF. 681 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,596 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, YOUNG LADY. 682 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:09,367 WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE IN OUR TOWN. 683 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,670 IT'S UP TO PUBLIC OFFICIALS LIKE ME TO MAKE SURE THAT 684 00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:14,672 EVERYTHING'S ON THE UP-AND-UP. 685 00:46:14,672 --> 00:46:16,808 WELL, WE'RE ON THE UP-AND-UP. 686 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,810 UH-HUH. 687 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:21,346 ALL I CAN SAY IS, YOU BETTER BE. 688 00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:24,549 DON'T WANT NO TROUBLEMAKERS AROUND HERE. 689 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,985 LOOK, IT'S A SMALL TOWN, 690 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:29,120 THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED, ISN'T IT? 691 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,488 WE JUST HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL 692 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,824 NOT TO CALL ANY ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 693 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:35,560 BE NICE TO EVERYBODY, OKAY? 694 00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,897 AND YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 695 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:43,568 DON'T WORRY ABOUT US, LOLA. 696 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,349 GET A WHIFF OF THOSE BENIKERS. 697 00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:00,151 I KNOW, WHOO! 698 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,253 NOW I'VE REALLY LOST MY APPETITE. 699 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:05,223 DOESN'T YOUR MOM EVER GIVE YOU A BATH? 700 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:27,212 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT I DID WAS STUPID? 701 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,350 I FIGURED YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY. 702 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,289 [ BELL RINGING ] 703 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:42,027 Man: LET'S SEE, BENIKER, EDMUND, BENIKER, BEN -- 704 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,029 AH, CASSANDRA. 705 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,897 NOW, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, IT'S ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. 706 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:48,133 EDMUND? 707 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,035 HE DIDN'T PICK THAT FIGHT, SIR. 708 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:51,636 NO, NO, THE OTHER ONE -- BENJAMIN. 709 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:53,504 BEN? 710 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:54,572 BENJAMIN BENIKER, GRADE 2. 711 00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:57,042 HE ATE SOMETHING. 712 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,509 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 713 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,984 I CALLED YOU DOWN BECAUSE I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 714 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,518 BEFORE I CALLED IN YOUR PARENTS. 715 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:11,923 SOMETIMES, WHEN A CHILD SHOWS CRIMINAL TENDENCIES -- 716 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,324 BEN? 717 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,826 A BROTHER OR SISTER CAN BE HELPFUL 718 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:17,562 IN IDENTIFYING THE EMOTIONAL CAUSE. 719 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,197 IN OTHER WORDS, I NEED YOUR HELP. 720 00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:21,466 YOU THINK HE STOLE SOMETHING? 721 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:25,136 MANY THINGS -- TEXTBOOKS, ART SUPPLIES, 722 00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:27,172 A PAPIER-MACHE MODEL OF AN IGLOO. 723 00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:31,742 SIR, HE DIDN'T STEAL THOSE THINGS, I'M SURE OF IT. 724 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,946 OH, NO? 725 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:37,415 NO, HE ATE THEM. 726 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,684 HE WHAT? 727 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:41,286 HE EATS PAPER. 728 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:47,292 A WHOLE TEXTBOOK? AN ENTIRE IGLOO? 729 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:50,061 AT HOME, WE TRY TO WATCH HIM. 730 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:52,297 HE HARDLY EVER DOES IT AROUND US ANYMORE. 731 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:03,108 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL IN YOUR PARENTS AFTER ALL. 732 00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,109 YOU CAN'T. 733 00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:06,644 THANK YOU, CASSANDRA. 734 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:09,247 I'M AFRAID THE SITUATION 735 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:11,983 IS EVEN MORE TROUBLING THAN I REALIZED. 736 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,718 UH-HUH. 737 00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:15,120 UH-HUH, YES, SIR. 738 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,989 WELL, I'M SURE EDMUND DIDN'T MEAN TO SPRAIN 739 00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:19,724 YOUR SON'S WRIST, MR. WALLACE. 740 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,592 YES, I WILL, SIR. 741 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,261 YOU JUST SEND ME THE BILL. 742 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,730 OKAY. OKAY, BYE. 743 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,740 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 744 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,076 [ RING ] 745 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:40,478 [ RING ] 746 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,147 HELLO. 747 00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:44,882 OH, HI, MRS. -- MRS. STAMWICK. 748 00:49:44,882 --> 00:49:47,085 I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU? 749 00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,087 GOOD. 750 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,790 A BAD INFLUENCE ON ORIE? 751 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,959 NO, I DON'T -- 752 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,262 I DON'T THINK EDMUND WOULD -- 753 00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:00,798 YES, I WILL. 754 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,633 I'LL LET GRANDFATHER KNOW. 755 00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:05,002 HE CAN BE VERY STERN ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS. 756 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,638 YES, MA'AM, VERY STERN. OKAY. 757 00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:09,240 OKAY, FINE. 758 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:26,091 [ RING RING ] 759 00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:32,663 [ RING RING ] 760 00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,732 HELLO. 761 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,335 PRINCIPAL STODDARD. 762 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:41,106 NO, THIS IS BEN'S OLDER BROTHER ARTHUR, SIR. 763 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,274 WE DON'T HAVE PARENTS. 764 00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:46,010 OH, OUR GRANDFATHER. 765 00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:49,080 NOW? SURE. 766 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,282 OKAY, HOLD ON. 767 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,655 GRANDPA, TELEPHONE. 768 00:50:57,655 --> 00:51:00,125 HE'LL BE WITH YOU IN ONE SECOND, SIR. 769 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,826 OKAY, HOLD ON. 770 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,899 [ As old man ] HELLO? 771 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,335 [ COUGH ] 772 00:51:10,335 --> 00:51:12,903 BEN'S PAPER EATING. WE SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. 773 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,639 [ WHEEZING ] 774 00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:16,341 [ COUGHING ] 775 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,211 [ As himself ] SIR, GRANDPA'S NOT FEELING TOO GOOD TODAY. 776 00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,247 MAYBE YOU COULD TRY BACK ANOTHER DAY. 777 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:25,082 SURE. OKAY. 778 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,751 I'LL TELL HIM THAT. 779 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,653 OKAY, THANK YOU. 780 00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:30,255 BYE-BYE. 781 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,393 * OH-WEE-OH * 782 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,328 * WO-OH * 783 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:40,398 HEY, LOLA, LOOK. 784 00:51:40,398 --> 00:51:42,700 CAN WE GO? CAN WE GO? 785 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,968 CAN WE? 786 00:51:43,968 --> 00:51:45,370 [ Angrily ] CAN YOU GO? 787 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:47,071 DID I TELL YOU KIDS TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, 788 00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:48,673 OR DIDN'T I? 789 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:50,040 HUH? 790 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,410 WHAT HAPPENS? 791 00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:53,978 YOU SPRAIN A KID'S WRIST, 792 00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:55,346 YOU EAT AN IGLOO. 793 00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:57,215 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPRAIN HIS WRIST. 794 00:51:57,215 --> 00:51:58,816 HE SAID WE SMELLED. 795 00:51:58,816 --> 00:52:00,218 I COULDN'T HELP -- 796 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,687 THE PROBLEM IS, YOU GUYS CANNOT GET AWAY WITH IT. 797 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:05,556 OKAY, MAYBE MOST KIDS COULD, BUT YOU CAN'T. 798 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:08,793 WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH TO LOSE. 799 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,361 LET'S FACE IT. 800 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:11,896 IF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE FOR US, 801 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:14,532 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TOO HARD TO DO. 802 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,170 YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO 803 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:20,905 ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, OKAY? 804 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:22,407 I PROMISE, LOLA. 805 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:26,211 I'M NOT GOING TO EAT PAPER EVER AGAIN. 806 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:34,952 I GOT IT! 807 00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:36,587 WHAT'S WITH YOU? 808 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:38,189 I'M GOING TO BE AN ICE CREAM CONE 809 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:39,624 FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARTY. 810 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:41,459 YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO BE A SLIMY, GREEN OCTOPUS 811 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,794 WITH EIGHT CREEPY TENTACLES. 812 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:45,796 HOW ABOUT YOU, CASS? 813 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,332 I'M NOT GOING. 814 00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:48,733 WHY NOT? 815 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,601 WHY DON'T YOU BE A COWBOY OR SOMETHING? 816 00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:53,238 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, THAT'S WHY. 817 00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:55,806 I DON'T WANT TO BE A COWBOY, 818 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,408 OR ANY KIND OF A BOY. 819 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:37,047 * I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB LATE ONE NIGHT * 820 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:40,050 * WHEN MY EYES BEHELD AN EERIE SIGHT * 821 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,387 * FOR MY MONSTER FROM THE SLAB BEGAN TO RISE * 822 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:45,222 * AND SUDDENLY... * 823 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,392 THIS PLACE IS UNREAL! 824 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:48,793 THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN. 825 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,795 [ Cackling ] YA HA HA HA! 826 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,797 YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING OKAY, CASS? 827 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,600 YEAH. COME ON, BOYS, LET'S GO SCARE SOMEBODY. 828 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,001 YEAH! 829 00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,503 * THEY DID THE MASH * 830 00:53:58,503 --> 00:54:00,638 * THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH * 831 00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:03,808 * FROM MY LABORATORY IN THE CASTLE EAST * 832 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:06,811 * TO THE MASTER BEDROOM WHERE THE VAMPIRES FEAST * 833 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:10,615 * THE GHOULS ALL CAME FROM THEIR HUMBLE ABODE * 834 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,683 * TO GET A JOLT FROM MY ELECTRODES * 835 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,019 HEY, CASSIE, THAT COSTUME IS GREAT! 836 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:16,287 THANKS, ORIE. 837 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:18,289 ARE YOU A GOOD WITCH OR A BAD WITCH? 838 00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:20,391 A BAD WITCH, OF COURSE. 839 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,427 WHERE'S EDMUND? 840 00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:24,261 HE'S OVER THERE, SHOWING OFF HIS TENTACLES. 841 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,763 HIS WHAT? 842 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,767 * THE ZOMBIES WERE HAVING FUN * 843 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,903 * FOR THE PARTY HAD JUST BEGUN * 844 00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:35,340 I WONDER WHO THAT IS. 845 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:37,842 EDMUND, 846 00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:39,377 THAT'S EXCELLENT! 847 00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,846 LOOK AT THIS. 848 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,148 THAT'S CASSIE. 849 00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:47,652 WOW! ISN'T THAT DRESS GREAT? 850 00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:50,388 * THE COFFIN BAGGERS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE * 851 00:54:50,388 --> 00:54:51,722 * WITH THEIR VOCAL GROUP * 852 00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:53,458 * THE CRYPT KICKER FIVE * 853 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,892 * THEY PLAYED THE MASH * 854 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:57,495 * THEY PLAYED THE MONSTER MASH * 855 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:58,996 I CAN HARDLY WAIT! 856 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,999 NATIONAL TV, RIGHT HERE IN SWEET RIVER! 857 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:03,901 THIS OUGHT TO PUT OUR SCHOOL RIGHT ON THE MAP. 858 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:06,671 JUST MAKE SURE MY MOLLY IS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. 859 00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:10,341 I JUST HOPE THE TV CAMERAS DON'T FRIGHTEN THE CHILDREN. 860 00:55:10,341 --> 00:55:12,810 OKAY, NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, 861 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,346 IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS 862 00:55:15,346 --> 00:55:18,082 OF THIS YEAR'S COSTUME CONTEST. 863 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:19,784 BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, 864 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,652 I WANT EVERYONE TO GIVE A HAND 865 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,488 TO MRS. SEAVER AND THE EIGHTH GRADE CLASS 866 00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:25,490 FOR THE GREAT JOB THEY DID DECORATING THE GYM. 867 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,091 COME ON. 868 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:29,326 [ APPLAUSE ] 869 00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:35,332 OKAY, NOW, FOR THE PRIZES. 870 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:39,970 FIRST, FOR THE SCARIEST COSTUME, 871 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:42,206 THE WINNER IS ALVIN MacINEARNEY. 872 00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:44,542 [ CHEERING ] 873 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,311 BOY, JUST LOOK AT THAT, HUH? 874 00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:49,079 IF IT DOESN'T SCARE YOU TOO MUCH. 875 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:54,485 ALVIN WINS TWO FREE GAMES OF MINIATURE GOLF, 876 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:58,122 COURTESY OF THE HOLE-IN-ONE FUN GOLF COURSE 877 00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,957 AT THE INTERSECTION OF I-44. 878 00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,326 [ CHEERING ] 879 00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:04,695 AND NOW, NOW, NOW, 880 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:08,198 FOR THE MOST ORIGINAL COSTUME, 881 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,968 THE WINNER IS EDMUND BENIKER. 882 00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:13,070 [ CHEERING ] 883 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:20,277 AND EDMUND GETS HIS CHOICE OF FIVE TROPICAL FISH 884 00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:24,048 AT THE MAIN STREET PET STORE. 885 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,683 [ CHEERING ] 886 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,686 AND FINALLY, 887 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:32,056 FOR THE FUNNIEST COSTUME, 888 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:35,292 OH, MY GOSH, IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL FAMILY NIGHT TONIGHT. 889 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:36,927 BENJAMIN BENIKER. 890 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:39,229 ALL RIGHT, BEN! 891 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:41,432 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 892 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,902 THERE YOU GO. 893 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,637 AND BENJAMIN IS GOING TO BE DRIVEN 894 00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:48,439 ALL THE WAY TO ST. LOUIS, 895 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,207 WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE 896 00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,609 ON THE "KIKI THE CLOWN" 897 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,444 TELEVISION SHOW ON CHANNEL 6. 898 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,079 [ APPLAUSE ] 899 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:56,447 YAY, BEN! 900 00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:57,848 I'M SURE -- 901 00:56:57,848 --> 00:57:01,018 I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE ALL SEEN 902 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,453 THE TELEVISION CAMERA. 903 00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,121 NOW IT'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 904 00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:07,124 ROGER DEAN, FROM THE TELEVISION SHOW "AMERICA TODAY..." 905 00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:08,926 OH, NO! 906 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:12,930 IS HERE MAKING A SPECIAL ON OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY. 907 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:16,066 LET'S ALL GIVE HIM A BIG, WARM WELCOME. 908 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,334 [ APPLAUSE ] 909 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,336 AND ALVIN, BEN, AND EDMUND, 910 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:21,939 I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS 911 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,675 AND LET THE TV FOLKS SHOW WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE. 912 00:57:24,675 --> 00:57:26,744 COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 913 00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:29,079 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON TV! 914 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,114 I HEARD HIM. 915 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,482 NATIONAL TV. GET IT? 916 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,217 ESTHER WATSON. 917 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:34,619 YOU MIGHT BE RECOGNIZED! 918 00:57:34,619 --> 00:57:36,954 COME ON, BEN, LET'S SPLIT. 919 00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,425 HEY, COME BACK HERE! 920 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:42,793 WHERE DO YOU KIDS THINK -- COME BACK! 921 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,762 MR. STODDARD SAID YOU GUYS HAVE RUINED 922 00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:46,430 THE HALLOWEEN PARTY FOR EVERYBODY. 923 00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:48,499 AND MOM SAID THERE HAD BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE 924 00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:50,034 SINCE YOU GUYS MOVED IN. 925 00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:51,769 AND MR. GREAVES FROM THE POST OFFICE SAID 926 00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:54,639 YOU GOT STRANGE BOXES THAT MAYBE HAD BOMBS IN THEM. 927 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:56,373 OH, NO! 928 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,775 THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART. 929 00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,510 MOLLY TOLD MOM SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE 930 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:00,911 YOU GUYS HAVE A GRANDFATHER. 931 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:03,814 ANYWAY, I SAID, "OF COURSE YOU DO." 932 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,116 MR. STODDARD ASKED IF I'D SEEN HIM, 933 00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:07,618 AND I SAID NO, 934 00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:08,886 BUT I'D SEEN CASSIE TAKING HIS FOOD 935 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:10,487 UP TO HIS ROOM SOMETIMES. 936 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,889 GOOD FOR YOU. 937 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:13,824 DOESN'T HE EVER COME OUT? 938 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,192 NO. 939 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:18,128 WELL, ANYWAY, THEY'RE ALL COMING OVER TO TALK TO YOU. 940 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:19,764 WHEN? 941 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,966 FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 942 00:58:22,767 --> 00:58:24,434 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 943 00:58:24,434 --> 00:58:25,670 JAMES! 944 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:26,804 YOU'VE GOT TO COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW. 945 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:28,272 IT'S IMPORTANT! 946 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:30,575 WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL THEM 947 00:58:30,575 --> 00:58:32,643 GRANDPA WENT ON A TRIP OR SOMETHING? 948 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:34,511 NO, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 949 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,113 THEY'LL KNOW WE'RE LYING. 950 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:40,785 [ WHISPERING ] 951 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:43,420 NO, THAT WON'T WORK. 952 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,622 WHAT? 953 00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:46,691 JAMES SAYS I COULD PLAY GRANDFATHER. 954 00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:48,826 WE COULD MAKE ME UP TO LOOK OLD. 955 00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:50,761 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 956 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:53,497 NO, WE DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MAKEUP. 957 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:56,100 I DO. 958 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,434 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL USE. 959 00:58:57,434 --> 00:59:00,004 CLOWN WHITE, 960 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:04,709 MOIST ROUGE NUMBER 3, A VERY PALE PANCAKE. 961 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,746 NO GREASE PAINT. IT'S TOO OBVIOUS. 962 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,381 IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING. WHERE WILL WE GET THEM? 963 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:14,619 I CAN HANDLE IT. 964 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,459 WELL, I'M NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT. 965 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,228 I'M TOO NERVOUS. 966 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:25,830 I'M GOING TO SHAKE LIKE A LEAF. 967 00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:27,898 OF COURSE YOU'LL SHAKE. 968 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:32,102 SICK OLD MEN LIKE GRANDFATHER ALWAYS SHAKE. 969 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:33,403 [ SIGH ] 970 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,972 HOLD STILL. 971 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:40,277 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 972 00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:42,412 JAMES? 973 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:43,781 MM-HMM. 974 00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:45,315 I DON'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU OR ANYTHING, 975 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:47,985 BUT COULD YOU JUST TELL ME ONE THING? 976 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,219 MM-HMM. 977 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:54,091 HOW COME YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKEUP AND ALL? 978 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:57,027 DID YOU USED TO BE A MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING? 979 00:59:57,027 --> 01:00:00,597 I WAS BORN IN A CARNIVAL. 980 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:04,101 I DIDN'T KNOW MY FATHER. 981 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,671 MY MOM DID THIS TRAPEZE THING. 982 01:00:06,671 --> 01:00:09,106 IT WAS A TRAVELING SHOW. 983 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,574 WOW! 984 01:00:10,574 --> 01:00:12,977 IT WASN'T GLAMOROUS. 985 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,913 IT WAS A CHEAP CARNIE. 986 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:18,115 THAT'S WHERE YOU LEARNED ABOUT MAKEUP AND STUFF. 987 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,516 WELL, YEAH, 988 01:00:19,516 --> 01:00:21,719 FROM CLOWNS... 989 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:24,989 MY MOTHER. 990 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:27,524 BUT YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT, 991 01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,393 SO YOU LEFT? 992 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,061 NO, NOT EXACTLY. 993 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,665 SEE, THE OWNER OF THE CARNIE 994 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:36,701 WANTED TO MARRY MY MOM, 995 01:00:36,701 --> 01:00:41,405 SAID HE'D BUILD UP HER ACT, 996 01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:46,543 GIVE HER A SOLO SPOT. 997 01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:48,278 BUT... 998 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,514 BUT WHAT? 999 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,482 IT WAS SORT OF HIM OR ME, 1000 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:55,686 SO... 1001 01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:58,689 ONE MORNING I WOKE UP... 1002 01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:01,091 AND... 1003 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:06,396 CARNIES MOVE ON, YOU KNOW? 1004 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:10,768 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. THEY MOVE ON. 1005 01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:13,303 AND SOMETIMES... 1006 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:17,107 SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET LEFT BEHIND. 1007 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:26,717 WELL, ANYWAY, IT WAS LUCKY FOR US. 1008 01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:29,286 YEAH, I GUESS. 1009 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:34,725 I JUST GOT TO PRAY THAT OUR LUCK HOLDS. 1010 01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:41,098 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1011 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:48,205 [ KNOCKING ] 1012 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:55,479 OH, MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SURPRISE! 1013 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:57,614 GOOD MORNING, CASSANDRA. 1014 01:01:57,614 --> 01:01:59,884 GOOD MORNING. 1015 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:02,887 [ SNORING ] 1016 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,955 WE'D LIKE TO TALK 1017 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:07,157 TO YOUR GRANDFATHER, IF WE MAY. 1018 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:08,893 COME ON IN. HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1019 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:12,029 [ SNORING ] 1020 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,602 GRAMPS, WE HAVE VISITORS! 1021 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:20,604 GRAMPS! 1022 01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,439 GRAMPS! 1023 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,978 HE'S AWAKE. 1024 01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:29,780 YOU CAN COME ON IN NOW. 1025 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,191 GOOD MORNING, MR. BENIKER. 1026 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:46,263 THIS IS EDITH STAMWICK, YOUR NEIGHBOR. 1027 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,698 MR. WILMOT GREAVES, THE POSTMASTER. 1028 01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:50,267 AND MY NAME IS ARNOLD STODDARD. 1029 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,202 I'M PRINCIPAL OF THE SWEET RIVER SCHOOL. 1030 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:53,737 CIGAR? 1031 01:02:53,737 --> 01:02:55,139 UH, NO, THANK YOU. 1032 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:58,075 DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN THE SWEET RIVER SCHOOL 1033 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,410 GETS A CHANCE TO BE ON NATIONAL TV? 1034 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,947 NO. 1035 01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:04,348 ONCE IN A LIFETIME. 1036 01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:06,616 NOW, WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDS IS THE OCTOPUS? 1037 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,753 Greaves: I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BOMBS. 1038 01:03:09,753 --> 01:03:12,556 WILMOT, PLEASE! 1039 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:14,324 JUST LET ME SPEAK. 1040 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,962 MR. BENIKER, WE HAVE A NON-ADJUSTMENT PROBLEM HERE. 1041 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,964 WE HAVE DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR HERE. 1042 01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,966 WE HAVE A HOME SITUATION 1043 01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:23,834 WHICH, IF I MAY SPEAK FRANKLY, 1044 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,602 IS, WELL... 1045 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,471 QUESTIONABLE. 1046 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:29,539 QUESTIONABLE? 1047 01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:37,647 [ SOBBING ] 1048 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,249 I'M SORRY, 1049 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:41,551 I DON'T WANT TO BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU FOLKS. 1050 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,488 IT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THESE WONDERFUL KIDS. 1051 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:48,926 DO YOU KNOW THEY FIXED UP THIS ENTIRE HOUSE THEMSELVES? 1052 01:03:48,926 --> 01:03:52,662 THEY GET THEIR OWN MEALS, 1053 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,265 NURSED ME WHEN I WAS SICK. 1054 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:58,035 WHEN MY DEAR WIFE CORA, 1055 01:03:58,035 --> 01:04:00,804 GOD REST HER SOUL, PASSED ON, 1056 01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:06,076 HER LAST WORDS TO ME WERE, "TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN." 1057 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,212 WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU FOLKS, 1058 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:13,083 THESE KIDS TAKE CARE OF ME. 1059 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:18,488 NOW, THEY MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT THEY'RE... 1060 01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:20,490 DAMN NEAR! 1061 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,027 WELL, I, UH... 1062 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:26,163 I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY THEY RAN OUT ON THE HALLOWEEN PARTY. 1063 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:29,900 I IMPOSED A CURFEW, MR. STODDARD. 1064 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,601 THAT MAY BE OLD-FASHIONED OF ME. 1065 01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:33,703 OH, NO, NO, NO. 1066 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:37,007 WHAT'S IN THEM BOXES YOUR GRANDSON GETS? 1067 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:41,011 NO DOUBT YOU WONDER ABOUT PEOPLE'S MAIL. 1068 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:45,649 I WOULD, TOO, IF I WERE THE POSTMASTER. 1069 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:47,751 WELL, I... 1070 01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:50,720 IT'S MY RESEARCH, SIR. 1071 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,657 I'M DOING A BOOK 1072 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:57,661 ABOUT THE LIFE CYCLE... 1073 01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:00,630 OF THE CUTWORM. 1074 01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:02,566 THE WHAT? 1075 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:04,801 THE CUTWORM. 1076 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:07,404 SPELL IT LIKE IT SOUNDS -- 1077 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:10,207 C-U-T WORM. 1078 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:13,910 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO READ MY MANUSCRIPT. 1079 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,847 I'VE ALREADY ACCUMULATED SOME 1,357 PAGES. 1080 01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:20,384 OH, THANKS ANYWAY. 1081 01:05:20,384 --> 01:05:22,752 I, UH... 1082 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,355 I... 1083 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:28,492 THINK WE'VE BOTHERED YOU LONG ENOUGH. 1084 01:05:28,492 --> 01:05:30,894 YOU'LL FORGIVE US, MR. BENIKER, 1085 01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:32,829 FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR MORNING? 1086 01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:34,498 AH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. 1087 01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:43,140 AH. 1088 01:05:59,389 --> 01:06:01,025 SHE SAW. 1089 01:06:01,025 --> 01:06:02,459 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 1090 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,860 SURE, SHE DID. 1091 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:05,729 SHE DIDN'T, DID SHE? 1092 01:06:05,729 --> 01:06:07,264 SHE SAW. 1093 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,743 NO! 1094 01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:34,958 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 1095 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:37,994 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1096 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:45,069 I HAD A NIGHTMARE. 1097 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:53,843 THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS COMING APART. 1098 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,380 HEY, NO. 1099 01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:59,649 CASS, IT'S NOT COMING APART. 1100 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,819 COME ON. 1101 01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:06,790 HEY, I GOT A PLAN. 1102 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:12,396 WHAT? 1103 01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:17,567 CAN'T TELL YOU YET, BUT I GOT ONE. 1104 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,146 OH. 1105 01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:30,747 YOU MUST BE CASSIE. 1106 01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:32,082 WHO ARE YOU? 1107 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:33,583 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1108 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,784 I ASKED YOU FIRST. 1109 01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:37,821 WELL, YES, YOU DID. I'M MISS NICKERSON. 1110 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:38,855 THIS IS MR. ULBRICH. 1111 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:40,357 WE'RE FROM -- 1112 01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:42,092 SOCIAL SERVICE, YEAH, WE KNOW. 1113 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,194 WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOUR BROTHER ARTHUR, 1114 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,862 BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE AT HOME. 1115 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,632 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL YOU CHILDREN TO A SHELTER. 1116 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,033 AAH! OH! HE BIT ME! 1117 01:07:50,033 --> 01:07:51,501 OW! 1118 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:52,769 HOLD IT! 1119 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,238 ROGER, SHE'S GOT A HOSE. 1120 01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:58,175 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1121 01:07:58,175 --> 01:07:59,743 THEY'RE FROM CHILD WELFARE. 1122 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,711 I'M SORRY, 1123 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:03,313 I'M ARTHUR BENIKER, THEIR BROTHER. 1124 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,549 WE HAVE A COURT ORDER FOR THESE CHILDREN. 1125 01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:06,916 SO DO I. IT'S A SHOW CAUSE. 1126 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,718 YOU'VE GOT TO PROVE WHY I CAN'T KEEP THEM. 1127 01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,053 WE'RE GOING TO COURT. 1128 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:13,290 [ TYPING ] 1129 01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:20,297 [ SIGH ] 1130 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,668 HEY, LOLA, THAT WAS GREAT THE WAY 1131 01:08:24,668 --> 01:08:26,870 YOU GOT RID OF THOSE SOCIAL WORKERS, HUH? 1132 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:28,538 YEAH. 1133 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:34,844 WHAT'S WRONG? 1134 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,613 NOTHING. 1135 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,583 NOTHING. 1136 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,218 NOTHING. 1137 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,690 [ SIGH ] 1138 01:08:46,690 --> 01:08:49,693 WELL, GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1139 01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,196 YEAH, GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1140 01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:02,372 LOLA JUST SITS THERE WITH HIS HEAD DOWN. 1141 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:04,341 HE'S BEHIND WITH HIS WORK ON THE COLUMN. 1142 01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:05,742 I KNOW IT. 1143 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:07,444 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD HELP HIM. 1144 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:09,846 IT'S NOT THE COLUMN HE'S REALLY WORRIED ABOUT. 1145 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,481 IT'S THE HEARING. 1146 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:12,749 WHY? 1147 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:14,618 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THEM 1148 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,186 THAT WE CAN BE OKAY, RIGHT? 1149 01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:17,587 NOT QUITE. 1150 01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,756 YOU SEE, LOLA'S GOT TO PROVE 1151 01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:22,125 THAT HE'S FIT TO BE OUR GUARDIAN. 1152 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,694 AND IF HE CAN'T... 1153 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,233 [ CRYING ] 1154 01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:31,501 BEN, DON'T CRY. 1155 01:09:34,704 --> 01:09:37,106 HEY, BEN, I'M SORRY. 1156 01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:38,642 DON'T WORRY. 1157 01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:40,777 REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE OUR BLOOD VOW TO BE TOGETHER? 1158 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,178 [ CRYING ] 1159 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,381 COME ON, WE WILL. 1160 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:46,783 WE'VE COME THIS FAR. 1161 01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,885 NOBODY'S GOING TO BREAK US UP NOW. 1162 01:09:56,059 --> 01:09:58,828 ALL RISE. 1163 01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:01,665 COURT IS IN SESSION. 1164 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:05,302 THE HONORABLE JUDGE DONALD PINK PRESIDING. 1165 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:08,738 [ BANGS GAVEL ] 1166 01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:12,175 WE HAVE A MOTION IN THE MATTER 1167 01:10:12,175 --> 01:10:17,414 OF ARTHUR BENIKER v. THE SOCIAL SERVICES DEPARTMENT. 1168 01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,349 ARE ALL PARTIES PRESENT? 1169 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:21,985 THE PETITIONER IS READY, YOUR HONOR. 1170 01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:25,121 THE RESPONDENT WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOUR HONOR. 1171 01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:27,657 PLEASE STEP UP TO THE BENCH. 1172 01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:33,763 YOUR HONOR, THESE CHILDREN WERE ALL RESIDENTS... 1173 01:10:33,763 --> 01:10:35,332 WHO'S HE? 1174 01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:37,367 HE'S THE ATTORNEY FOR CHILD WELFARE. 1175 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,136 Pink: IS IT TRUE, MR. BENIKER, 1176 01:10:40,136 --> 01:10:42,138 THAT YOU AND THESE CHILDREN 1177 01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:43,873 WERE RESIDENTS OF AN INSTITUTION 1178 01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:47,143 CALLED THE ESTHER WATSON MEMORIAL HALL 1179 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:49,045 IN THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY? 1180 01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:52,248 FROM WHICH YOU RAN AWAY THIS PAST SUMMER? 1181 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,650 IS THAT TRUE? 1182 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:56,152 YES, SIR, EXCEPT I DON'T BELIEVE RUNNING AWAY 1183 01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:58,121 IS THE PROPER TERM. 1184 01:10:58,121 --> 01:11:00,890 WE LEFT BECAUSE WE WANTED TO BE TOGETHER. 1185 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,459 WE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEPARATED. 1186 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:06,463 WELL, NOW THAT WE HAVE ASCERTAINED THESE FACTS, 1187 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:09,198 I THINK WE MAY HEAR YOUR PETITION. 1188 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,468 WOULD YOU PLEASE STATE 1189 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:13,903 YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, AND OCCUPATION? 1190 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:17,341 ARTHUR BENIKER, RIVER ROAD. 1191 01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:21,177 OCCUPATION? 1192 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:24,047 NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST. 1193 01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:25,449 I BEG PARDON? 1194 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:27,717 I'M A NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST. 1195 01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:31,421 BY WHAT PAPER ARE YOU EMPLOYED, MR. BENIKER? 1196 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:35,659 WELL, I'M A SYNDICATED NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST, SIR. 1197 01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:40,597 MY COLUMN RUNS IN 437 PAPERS NATIONALLY. 1198 01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:44,434 UNDER YOUR OWN BYLINE, MR. BENIKER? 1199 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:46,403 NO, SIR. 1200 01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:48,472 WELL, UNDER WHAT BYLINE, THEN? 1201 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,007 "DEAR LOLA." 1202 01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:52,409 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1203 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:54,544 ALL THAT MAIL! WHO'S "DEAR LOLA"? 1204 01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:56,012 [ BANGS GAVEL ] 1205 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,081 QUIET, PLEASE. 1206 01:11:58,081 --> 01:12:00,484 MR. BENIKER, 1207 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:02,619 YOU'RE UNDER OATH. 1208 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:04,588 YES, SIR, I KNOW. 1209 01:12:04,588 --> 01:12:07,957 YOU -- YOU ARE "DEAR LOLA"? 1210 01:12:07,957 --> 01:12:10,960 I READ "DEAR LOLA." 1211 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,363 THAT IS, UH, MY WIFE READS "DEAR LOLA." 1212 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:15,999 WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, SIR. 1213 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:19,403 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY IT'S A GOOD JOB. 1214 01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:22,071 STILL AMAZES ME HOW MANY PEOPLE READ IT. 1215 01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:26,175 UH, I STARTED WRITING FOR A LITTLE LOCAL PAPER. 1216 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:29,879 USED TO BE THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO WROTE THE COLUMN. 1217 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:32,516 HERS IS THE PICTURE ON THE LOGO. 1218 01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:37,654 AND AFTER SHE DIED, I TOOK OVER THE BYLINE. 1219 01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:40,524 I WAS ABOUT 15 THEN. 1220 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,526 I JUST KEPT GETTING MORE AND MORE LETTERS, 1221 01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:44,528 TILL MY COLUMN WENT INTO SYNDICATION. 1222 01:12:44,528 --> 01:12:45,895 Mrs. Stamwick: WHAT NONSENSE! 1223 01:12:45,895 --> 01:12:47,964 I'VE READ "DEAR LOLA" FOR TWO YEARS. 1224 01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:49,999 THAT WOMAN HAS SUCH UNDERSTANDING, 1225 01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:51,401 SUCH FEELING. 1226 01:12:51,401 --> 01:12:53,069 [ BANGS GAVEL ] 1227 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:54,270 SILENCE. SILENCE. 1228 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:56,740 NOW, MR. BENIKER, 1229 01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:59,543 I HAVE READ YOUR PETITION, 1230 01:12:59,543 --> 01:13:02,812 BUT WE CANNOT PROCEED FURTHER IN THIS COURT 1231 01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:04,948 UNTIL WE HAVE A VERIFICATION 1232 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:09,786 OF THIS RATHER BIZARRE CLAIM OF YOURS. 1233 01:13:09,786 --> 01:13:13,557 COURT IS ADJOURNED TILL TOMORROW MORNING AT 8:00. 1234 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:15,559 AND ON WALL STREET, 1235 01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:17,727 STOCKS DRIFTED LOWER IN MODERATE TRADING. 1236 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,763 AND THAT WRAPS UP THE BUSINESS NEWS. 1237 01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:22,365 WE'VE JUST BEEN NOTIFIED THAT THE "DEAR LOLA" COLUMN 1238 01:13:22,365 --> 01:13:25,368 HAS BEEN DROPPED BY THE RAND NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE. 1239 01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:28,337 IT WAS REVEALED TODAY DURING A CHILD CUSTODY HEARING 1240 01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:30,039 IN SWEET RIVER, MISSOURI, 1241 01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,141 THAT THE AUTHOR OF THE POPULAR ADVICE COLUMN 1242 01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:36,980 IS IN FACT AN 18-YEAR-OLD BOY BY THE NAME OF ARTHUR BENIKER. 1243 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:39,749 A RAND SPOKESMAN REFUSED TO OFFER FURTHER COMMENT 1244 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,585 ON THIS UNUSUAL SITUATION. 1245 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,753 THE COLUMN HAS BEEN A FAVORITE OF READERS 1246 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,122 FROM COAST TO COAST FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS. 1247 01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,791 [ TURNS OFF TV ] 1248 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,287 I'M HERE, TODAY, YOUR HONOR, 1249 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,823 TO EXPLAIN WHY THE AUTHORITIES HAVE NO CAUSE 1250 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,290 TO SEPARATE ME AND THE CHILDREN. 1251 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:24,427 FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, I HAVE TO BACK UP A BIT, 1252 01:14:24,427 --> 01:14:28,264 AND TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF AND HOW I GREW UP. 1253 01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:30,567 THE FIRST THING I REMEMBER 1254 01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:32,502 WAS LIVING OVER A BAR IN BROOKLYN. 1255 01:14:32,502 --> 01:14:33,970 OBJECTION. 1256 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:36,906 YOUR HONOR, I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS RELEVANT. 1257 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:39,643 I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ANYTHING MR. BENIKER FEELS 1258 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:42,311 IS RELATED TO THE SITUATION. 1259 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,180 OVERRULED. 1260 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,115 THANK YOU, SIR. 1261 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:48,184 EVEN BACK THEN, 1262 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:50,787 I NEVER HAD ANYBODY I CALLED MOM OR DAD. 1263 01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:53,356 SOMETIMES PEOPLE LOOKED OUT FOR ME FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 1264 01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:56,359 BUT NEVER FOR VERY LONG. 1265 01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:59,395 MOSTLY I LOOKED OUT FOR MYSELF. 1266 01:14:59,395 --> 01:15:01,665 I HAD TO. 1267 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:04,433 THE THING IS, I NEVER KNEW FAMILY. 1268 01:15:04,433 --> 01:15:08,705 EVERYBODY I KNEW DIED OR DISAPPEARED. 1269 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:10,874 THEY DIED OR DISAPPEARED. 1270 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:14,077 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I FIGURED LIFE WAS. 1271 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:17,881 I REMEMBER ONE SUMMER I USED TO GO 1272 01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:20,950 HANG OUT AT THIS OLD WAREHOUSE. 1273 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,087 A LOT OF KIDS USED TO GO THERE AND TALK ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS -- 1274 01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:27,490 YOU KNOW, FAMILY PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS I DIDN'T HAVE. 1275 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:31,695 AND THEY SAID I WAS COOL, HAH! 1276 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:34,764 BECAUSE I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED. 1277 01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:39,235 ONLY I DIDN'T FIGURE IT THAT WAY. 1278 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:41,905 THEY HAD PEOPLE THEY STAYED WITH ALL THE TIME, 1279 01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:44,440 NOT JUST A MONTH HERE OR A COUPLE WEEKS THERE. 1280 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:48,277 I MEAN, PEOPLE CARED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. 1281 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:51,114 ANYWAY, 1282 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:54,250 AFTER I'D BEEN WRITING THE COLUMN FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 1283 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,985 I GOT TURNED IN. 1284 01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:58,054 THESE GUYS FROM SOCIAL SERVICE CAME 1285 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,089 AND TOOK ME TO A PLACE CALLED ESTHER WATSON HALL, 1286 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:06,195 AND THAT'S WHERE I MET CASSIE AND BEN. 1287 01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:09,332 THEY WERE THERE BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS HAD DIED. 1288 01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:13,469 EDMUND AND JAMES HAD PARENTS WHO DIDN'T WANT THEM, LIKE MINE. 1289 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:16,940 AND LIKE ME, THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A FAMILY. 1290 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:19,308 IT WAS LIKE WE RECOGNIZED EACH OTHER. 1291 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:20,944 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 1292 01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:24,614 WE WERE PIECES IN SOME PUZZLE, AND WE FINALLY FIT TOGETHER. 1293 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:27,483 I DON'T KNOW -- 1294 01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:29,753 IT SOUNDS STRANGE, YOUR HONOR, 1295 01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,554 BUT WE WERE A FAMILY. 1296 01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:36,860 WELL, UH... WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 1297 01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:38,995 FAMILY...UM... 1298 01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:42,131 IT'S MORE THAN JUST LOVING EACH OTHER. 1299 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:45,068 I MEAN, IT'S...IT'S UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER, 1300 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:49,639 HELPING EACH OTHER TO GROW. 1301 01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:53,276 I MEAN, IN THEIR WHOLE LIVES, 1302 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,713 THESE KIDS WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO BE WHO THEY WERE. 1303 01:16:56,713 --> 01:17:00,249 AND I'VE SEEN THEM BLOSSOM. 1304 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:05,588 I'VE SEEN THEM TRULY HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME. 1305 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:07,957 AND THEY GOT PROBLEMS, 1306 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:12,328 BUT NOW THEY'RE FAMILY PROBLEMS, 1307 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:16,599 AND WE WORK THEM OUT LIKE A FAMILY. 1308 01:17:16,599 --> 01:17:22,571 BEING TOGETHER IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ANY OF US. 1309 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,941 AND THERE JUST IS NO WAY 1310 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:27,977 WE'RE GOING TO BE BETTER OFF APART. 1311 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:33,082 IS THAT ALL YOU WANT TO SAY? 1312 01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:36,820 YES, YES, SIR, I GUESS I'M THROUGH. 1313 01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:40,690 THEN YOU MAY QUESTION THE PETITIONER. 1314 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:44,961 MR. BENIKER, ISN'T IT TRUE 1315 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:47,296 THAT YOU ABDUCTED THESE CHILDREN? 1316 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,497 NO. 1317 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:49,966 PERHAPS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 1318 01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:52,268 WHAT THE WORD "ABDUCTION" MEANS IN THIS INSTANCE. 1319 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,837 LET ME EXPLAIN. 1320 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:55,839 IT MEANS TAKING MINORS, 1321 01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:57,707 CHILDREN WHO ARE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND 1322 01:17:57,707 --> 01:17:59,542 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM -- 1323 01:17:59,542 --> 01:18:00,977 THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT! 1324 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:03,880 YOU THINK WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! 1325 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,314 WE'RE NOT! 1326 01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:06,649 SILENCE. 1327 01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:09,252 CASSANDRA. 1328 01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,787 YES. 1329 01:18:10,787 --> 01:18:14,791 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN MY CHAMBERS. 1330 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,692 [ BANGS GAVEL ] 1331 01:18:31,607 --> 01:18:33,542 CASSANDRA -- 1332 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,311 IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL YOU? 1333 01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:37,380 NO, SIR. CASSIE. 1334 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:39,182 WELL, CASSIE, 1335 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:42,651 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL OF THIS? 1336 01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:44,553 ROTTEN. 1337 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,190 TELL ME WHY. 1338 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,458 BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME OLD DEAL. 1339 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,761 EVERYONE ELSE DECIDES WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 1340 01:18:51,761 --> 01:18:53,296 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. 1341 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:58,034 WELL, SOMETIMES CHILDREN DON'T HAVE ENOUGH, UH... 1342 01:18:58,034 --> 01:19:00,569 EXPERIENCE TO MAKE THAT BIG A DECISION 1343 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:02,105 FOR THEMSELVES, CASSIE. 1344 01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:04,673 OFTEN WHEN IT'S A QUESTION OF FIT HOMES, 1345 01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:06,342 THE COURT IS BETTER ABLE TO -- 1346 01:19:06,342 --> 01:19:08,344 YEAH, WELL, ALL OF US HAVE BEEN IN MORE HOMES 1347 01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:09,946 THAN ANYONE IN THIS COURTROOM. 1348 01:19:09,946 --> 01:19:11,347 SO WHO'S GOT THE EXPERIENCE? 1349 01:19:11,347 --> 01:19:12,982 THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 1350 01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:16,185 THANK YOU, CASSIE. 1351 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:19,388 YOU CAN GO BACK IN NOW. 1352 01:19:33,402 --> 01:19:35,404 MR. BENIKER, 1353 01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:37,506 I WANT TO COMMEND YOU 1354 01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:40,343 AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THESE CHILDREN. 1355 01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:44,013 I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THEY ARE HEALTHY, 1356 01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:47,383 HAPPY, AND ENDOWED WITH A SENSE OF SECURITY 1357 01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:51,687 FOR PERHAPS THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR YOUNG LIVES. 1358 01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:54,223 NOW... 1359 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:58,928 AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION OF YOUR PARTICULAR PROBLEMS, 1360 01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:02,031 AND IN VIEW OF YOUR RECENT LOSS OF EMPLOYMENT, 1361 01:20:02,031 --> 01:20:07,937 I'VE RELUCTANTLY DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE 1362 01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:11,875 IN THE BEST INTEREST OF EVERYONE CONCERNED 1363 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,676 IF CASSIE, 1364 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,079 BENJAMIN, EDMUND, 1365 01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:19,115 AND JAMES WERE REMANDED TO THE CUSTODY 1366 01:20:19,115 --> 01:20:22,852 OF THE SOCIAL SERVICES DEPARTMENT, 1367 01:20:22,852 --> 01:20:25,688 WHICH HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE 1368 01:20:25,688 --> 01:20:27,857 IN CASES SUCH AS -- 1369 01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:30,793 WELL, SIMILAR TO YOURS. 1370 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:33,462 WHEN YOU FIND EMPLOYMENT, WE WILL RECONSIDER THE MATTER. 1371 01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:34,864 WE LOST. 1372 01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:37,000 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER? 1373 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,401 DON'T WORRY. 1374 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:40,003 YOUR HONOR, COULD I GET A MOMENT 1375 01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:41,604 ALONE WITH THE CHILDREN, PLEASE? 1376 01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:42,972 OF COURSE. 1377 01:20:42,972 --> 01:20:44,573 YOU MAY USE MY CHAMBERS. 1378 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:47,376 COURT IS ADJOURNED. 1379 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:05,028 OKAY, CASSIE, GET THE CHAIR. 1380 01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:05,995 EDMUND, THE WINDOW. 1381 01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:07,496 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1382 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:08,764 PRAY. 1383 01:21:08,764 --> 01:21:09,899 WHAT FOR? 1384 01:21:09,899 --> 01:21:11,267 THAT I GET A JOB. 1385 01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:13,502 LET'S GO. 1386 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,494 THE BENIKERS ARE GETTING AWAY! 1387 01:21:38,494 --> 01:21:39,895 THE BENIKERS? 1388 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,497 ARNOLD, WHERE'S YOUR CAR? 1389 01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:11,727 ARNOLD, CAN'T YOU MOVE THIS CRATE ANY FASTER? 1390 01:22:11,727 --> 01:22:13,229 EDITH, THE SPEED LIMIT. 1391 01:22:13,229 --> 01:22:15,698 FORGET ABOUT THE SPEED LIMIT. 1392 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,435 LOLA, THEY'RE AFTER US! 1393 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,836 THE COPS? 1394 01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:22,571 NO! MRS. STAMWICK! 1395 01:22:35,918 --> 01:22:37,320 EDMUND, OPEN A BAG OF MAIL. 1396 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,754 WHAT? 1397 01:22:38,754 --> 01:22:40,556 BEN, GET OUT YOUR GLUE. 1398 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:41,890 WHAT FOR? 1399 01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,592 CASSIE, OPEN UP THE BACK DOOR. 1400 01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:47,263 CASSIE, OPEN THE DOOR. COME ON, MOVE, GUYS! 1401 01:22:47,263 --> 01:22:49,398 Mrs. Stamwick: FASTER, ARNOLD! 1402 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,400 THOSE LITTLE MONSTERS ARE GETTING AWAY FROM US! 1403 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,203 I'M TELLING YOU, EDITH, THEY'RE HARMLESS. 1404 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,341 OH, MY GOSH, WHAT'S THIS? 1405 01:23:02,611 --> 01:23:04,413 I THINK IT'S WORKING! 1406 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:18,061 HEY, LOLA, THEY RAN OFF THE ROAD! 1407 01:23:18,061 --> 01:23:19,828 YAHOO! 1408 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,097 WE LICKED THEM! 1409 01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:23,432 OF COURSE WE DID. WE'RE AN UNBEATABLE TEAM. 1410 01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:25,301 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 1411 01:23:25,301 --> 01:23:26,935 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE 1412 01:23:26,935 --> 01:23:28,371 WE'VE GOT ENOUGH GAS IN THIS VAN, 1413 01:23:28,371 --> 01:23:29,972 AND HEAD IT ON DOWN THE HIGHWAY. 1414 01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:32,041 YEAH, LET'S HIT THE ROAD, JACK. 1415 01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:37,113 LOLA, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 1416 01:23:37,113 --> 01:23:38,581 WELL, ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN -- 1417 01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:40,316 A LOT OF PLACES WHERE PEOPLE NEED 1418 01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:42,051 SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED ADVICE. 1419 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:43,452 CASS, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 1420 01:23:43,452 --> 01:23:46,189 I THINK WE SHOULD... 1421 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:48,057 GO TO HAWAII! 1422 01:23:48,057 --> 01:23:49,458 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 1423 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,727 HAWAII? HAWAII?HAWAII? 1424 01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:56,332 Arthur: HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS? 1425 01:23:56,332 --> 01:24:00,469 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 1426 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:04,073 WE MAY NOT FIND A PICKET FENCE AND A FRONT PORCH, 1427 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,408 MAYBE NOT EVEN A HOUSE, 1428 01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:07,343 BUT AS MY GREAT AUNT IDA USED TO SAY, 1429 01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,545 "IT'S NOT WHERE YOU LIVE, 1430 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:12,148 IT'S WHO YOU LIVE WITH THAT COUNTS." 1431 01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:14,083 HAWAII! 1432 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:20,223 ALOHA, HAWAII! 1433 01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:28,431 Arthur: DEAR JUDGE PINK, 1434 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:29,932 THIS IS A HARD LETTER TO WRITE, 1435 01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:31,967 BUT LOLA SAYS IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 1436 01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:34,270 SHE KNOWS YOU CAN'T LIVE ONLY BY YOUR OWN RULES. 1437 01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:36,539 THE BENIKER FAMILY IS NOW IN HONOLULU, 1438 01:24:36,539 --> 01:24:38,941 BUT WE'RE READY TO RETURN AND FACE THE COURT'S DECISION. 1439 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:41,377 THIS TIME YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOCK THE WINDOWS. 1440 01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:43,612 SINCERELY, ARTHUR BENIKER. 1441 01:24:43,612 --> 01:24:46,115 P.S., HAWAII NEEDS A LOT OF ADVICE, 1442 01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:47,916 AND MY COLUMN'S DOING WELL. 1443 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,352 Judge Pink: DEAR LOLA -- 1444 01:24:49,352 --> 01:24:51,420 I MEAN ARTHUR -- 1445 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,223 ONCE AGAIN, I AM IMPRESSED BY LOLA'S ADVICE. 1446 01:24:54,223 --> 01:24:55,991 YOU CAN'T DEFY THE LAW, 1447 01:24:55,991 --> 01:24:58,661 BUT YOU CAN CONVINCE THE COURT TO RECONSIDER. 1448 01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:00,663 IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE EMPLOYED, 1449 01:25:00,663 --> 01:25:02,698 AND TO PRACTICE WHAT LOLA PREACHES, 1450 01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:04,667 I AM WILLING TO GRANT YOU A SECOND CHANCE 1451 01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:07,503 TO LEGALLY BECOME THE BENIKER FAMILY. 1452 01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:09,605 SINCERELY, JUDGE DONALD PINK. 1453 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:11,073 Children: WOW! 1454 01:25:11,073 --> 01:25:14,277 Pink: P.S., I'VE ASKED YOUR GREAT AUNT IDA 1455 01:25:14,277 --> 01:25:16,845 TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 1456 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:40,729 -- Captions by VITAC -- Burbank, Pittsburgh, Tampa, and Washington, D.C. 1457 01:26:40,729 --> 01:26:43,866 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. 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